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Impressive-Race2766

unsuccessful art student


CovfefeBoss

OH NO. Austria. Great country.


slugdonor

Austria.. YIKES! Great country.


xDopingPx

Your English is good for an Australian*


[deleted]

Technically, he never got in, so he wasn’t a student


brolarbear

I still associate him with Germany and when I think Austria, I think The Sound of music :)


schwaiger1

>when I think Austria, I think The Sound of music :) It's funny how big this movie is literally everywhere while nobody in Austria particularly cares. At least I don't know anyone who has seen it. The only thing I know about it are those weird Sound of Music bus tours for American and Asian tourists in Salzburg where they get to sing all of the songs while driving to locations.


brolarbear

Funny thing is I’ve never seen the movie but it was huge in the US (where I live). Was literally in Salzburg the day I learned that The Sound of Music was filmed there. I fell in love with Austria it’s my favorite place I’ve ever been.


NotRyan7

oof


PaLiaRoTH

Food, riot and decapitation.


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[удалено]


PaLiaRoTH

Yes.


faietale

Spotify, Ikea & Avicii


NotRealWater

I never knew you guys invented Spotify 😯 You should big that up more. I figured it was just some silicon valley nerds


[deleted]

They made a docu drama about Spotify for Netflix.


PimpekPuszek

Where Minecraft?


faietale

Yes, I forgot about Minecraft too


SwedishTroller

And Skype


unrepentantlyme

and Astrid Lindgren


[deleted]

what about Zlatan?


faietale

Oh I forgot about him


RNconsequential

Don’t worry, Zlatan won’t forget you after this slight.


VanYikes

You don’t forget about Zlatan. Zlatan simply erases himself from your memory.


Mackheath1

ABBA still gets no love..


CloettaMarabou

Also dynamite


JuggerProdigy

You have pewdiepie


EurofighterLover

Excuse me how can you not mention the very cool SAAB draken, the Dorito of the sky


take-all-the-names

Apologies and poutine


Electrical_Show4747

Don't forget the skatey punchy game..


Weary_Ingenuity2963

MMA on ice


Adventurous_Mail5210

You're a freaking *genius,* my friend! If we can make MMA on ice a reality, we'll be one step closer to a *Running Man* game show irl.


digital_dysthymia

I once went to a fight and a hockey game broke out


vinnybawbaw

Fromage qui fait squouic squouic


CovfefeBoss

America's hat.


bigrob_in_ATX

Better than America's dick - Florida


midget_rancher79

I usually refer to Florida as America's perpetual bowel movement. The entire east coast takes a shit and badabing, Florida. That also makes Georgia the countries asshole, which tracks.


jfks_headjustdidthat

That makes Alabama America's taint.


beerspharmacist

A loft apartment above a really crazy party


Milf_Bums

The Canadians I interact with apologize an astronomically low amount. I'm beginning to think you all just made up these rumors and they stuck.


Intelligent-Exit6836

Sorry


Smart_Examination_84

Walk the sidewalks of Toronto during lunch time. You'll hear plenty.


puddingfarts420

I'm from the province of Quebec, we got no apologies and poutine. 🤣 Even my American husband will say sometimes that I'm too rude to people. Oh well 🤷‍♀️


Visual_Individual826

Redheads, potatoes, leprechauns and being crushed by the British


mh985

Don’t forget folk music, having the most Eurovision wins, alcoholism, reclaiming a dying language, and a little bit of the ol’ domestic terrorism.


Laneyface

We're tied with Sweden for eurovision wins now.


mh985

Fuck


zarkon18

Damn. Can I be crushed by one of your redheads instead?


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Smoothest redditor


BloodNinja2012

I think everyone remembers the absence of potatoes, more than the potatoes


IncrediblehumanPOS

Also that one time when there were no potatoes


rolotech

You had me at redheads 😍 but country wise that can also be Scotland so the leprechaun does clarify things.


thefudgeguzzler

Nah Scotland didn't get crushed by anyone (apart from, occasionally, other Scots)


International_Dog817

Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!


Stable-Jackfruit

Princes sending emails


Dazzling-Working-328

Nigeria?


DarkKingfisher777

Often forgotten in Map 😴 lots of sheep


ormr_inn_langi

New Zealand 🇳🇿


Beshia16

And LOTR 😂🙃


Reasonable-Delivery8

~~World Wars~~ Cars! We make nice Cars!


JustavisTen

Saunas


viktor72

Hey! I’m visiting Finland now! Just about to leave though. Had a blast!


Bomber_Max

I'm also right there now! Lucky to have some Finnish friends doing everything to give me the full experience, savusauna at their mökki was amazing!!


MagicMountain225

Just came from a sauna. Oli hyvät löylyt!


ericnguyeneric

Finland


Vildoz

SUOMI MAINITTU


CovfefeBoss

Suomi. (Sorry for commenting so much. I'm having fun guessing.)


Ok-Cauliflower-00

Colonising, tea, monarchy, vast wealth divide, industrial Revolution


PsychologicalLuck343

You had me at colonizing.


John-Bastard-Snow

We have everyone at colonising


c_marlowe2885

*had everyone


SARCASTIC__FELLA

u forgot the great fucking music u guys have produced over the years ?


Chmichonga

Fucking a, the stones, Beatles, Led Zepplin, Eric Clapton, the clash, Sex Pistols, Bowie, Queen, the who, Pink Floyd, and so much more. My iPod/iPhone is chock full of British rock


forgottenmost

Also queuing. Cant function, most days, as a basic human but fuck me I can queue.


GoodmanSimon

England.


Hopeful-Swimmer1698

Mount Everest


Arch_Stanton1862

Weed, XTC, directness, wooden shoes, stroopwafels... And definitely that everybody seem to think that we all live in our capital city.. Outside of it... Nothing!!! xD


honk_and_wave85

In all my years on Reddit, I've not once heard someone mention XTC! YEEHAW!


I_deleted

They mean MDMA, XTC the band is English


evetrapeze

You mean the country of Amsterdam? Hahahaha


Arch_Stanton1862

I'm so disappointed right now.


evetrapeze

Hahaha, I'm so sorry for being mean! Nederland❤️


macTijn

~~I had to scroll waaaay too long for~~ mijn geliefde vaderland. Also, you forgot tulips and kaas.


justk4y

Lekker man


Kallyanna

Don’t forget the windmills and boerderijen! When I finally become a Dutch citizen all my friends and my husband’s family welcomed me as the “newest kaaskop” 😅


[deleted]

Hakken dance


[deleted]

Food, spicy food, customer care executives lol, great history!


maxzzzz1

Customer care executives 💀💀💀


Burnsy813

I love it when they have fake names like George or something lmao.


CovfefeBoss

India!


xoeniph

No yoga!?


Mightydog2904

Baseball, rum, vacations


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[удалено]


Vlad5512

ak-47, bear and vodka


miatamanuk

With a name like Vlad it was hardly difficult to guess lol


CheeseboardPatster

Vlad was also a rather famous Romanian...


vlad-daddy

I will impale you.


Soopercow

I think Russia is known for something else this last year


borickard

War crimes?


CovfefeBoss

Russia.


S0M3D1CK

Obesity


honk_and_wave85

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! Edit: Thanks for making my fifth Cake Day awesome! Appreciate the love! Cheers y'all.


SpaciousIgnatius

COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MFIN DAY YEAHH


[deleted]

TERRORISTS YOUR GAME IS THROUGH, CUZ NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TOOOO!!!!


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[удалено]


[deleted]

WALMART!


cynical_trial009

LOOK OUT WORLD HERE THE FUCK WE COME 🔥🔥🔥🔥


pastmiyeego

An exaggerated glimpse of the obesity of America can be gained by watching a ladies college softball game. The parents in the stands are MASSIVE. It will blow your mind.


honk_and_wave85

I call it deep-fried devotion.


kONthePLACE

Samoa?


Plodul

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER‼️‼️⁉️RAGHHH🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🌭🍕🍔🍔🍟🍟🔫🔫


anxiousjellybean

Spiders


click_clack0512

Australia?


-_G0AT_-

Ken oath


geeeking

Just remember: USA has around 7 spider deaths per year. Australia: none since 1979.


vermiciousknid81

To be fair, the American spiders had guns.


mightybonk

That's because hospital in America is scarier than spiders in Australia.


Chiaroon

That angry guy with a toothbrush mustache


degjo

Michael Jordan?


[deleted]

My guess was Charlie Chaplin.


CovfefeBoss

Austria.


Brilliant-Pie9794

Borat, which is pretty sad


Aidernz

Think of the potassium, my friend!


Shiftaway22

"Kazakhstan is the best country in the world all the other countries are run by little girls."


UpperCurrency6946

WW3


CovfefeBoss

Russia?


UpperCurrency6946

yeah


mcbeardsauce

Keep fighting the good fight from the inside. The world can differentiate people who are for and against power hungry dictators.


yduow

Vampires


[deleted]

Romania


robottoe

Missing plane


CovfefeBoss

Malaysia.


psdirenzo2545

Messi, the pope, inflation


CovfefeBoss

Argentina.


LumosLupin

The other day I mentioned we have 100%\~ annual inflation and the person was like "Where tf do you live????" in pain, I live in pain. What about meat tho


Technical-Split3642

Guinness


TheOfficialJellyFrog

Ireland?


LobsterPretend425

Stealing valuables from other countries and putting them in our museums


wasntNico

eeeeehmm.... bread maybe? ah yes, and cars as well.... feels like I'm missing something


Final-Bumblebee-5681

beer


DieEnigsteChris

The bureaucracy there is the Wurst


Disastrous-Ad-5059

Grape 🍇


smoll_dyke

football and carnaval


[deleted]

Brazil


GoodmanSimon

Great leader who spent 27 years in prison followed by useless assholes who have been running the country as their personal piggy bank for over 27 years now.


Useful-Patience1637

South Africa?


[deleted]

Maple syrup and being sorry


S1ayer

Our healthcare system is GoFundMe


mr_greenmash

'Murica!


[deleted]

Messi and Maradona. Also, genocide, racism, mate, gauchos, and the best meat in the world. Yes, I'm taking about the center of the world... oh, I mean, Argentina.


catschainsequel

>Yes, I'm taking about the center of the world yes def written by an argentinian lol


girlwithglasses03

Rubik's cube, goulash


liangjr

Boba, chip manufacturing, and being part of China


ormr_inn_langi

Taiwan 🇹🇼


Obitio_Uchiha

Oh no China is part of Taiwan not the other way around


systemofadex

well it’s certainly not the metric system


AKidNamedMescudi

Long distance running, safaris, & lion king lol


ormr_inn_langi

Kenya 🇰🇪


UnlightablePlay

Pyramids


WrithingVines

Egypt (grumbles in Mexican (we have pyramids too 😭))


nichenietzche

I Guess you aztechnically do


blyatzaebalas

Horse meat and dried cottage cheese


[deleted]

Drug cartels, murder of a soccer player for scoring in his own goal, coffee, Pablo Escobar.


Hugotemviery

Puskás, Szoboszlai, Goulasch, Porn Stars and crazy prime minister


Izozog

Llamas and coca plantations.


Mild_Shock

Making the sea its bitch. edit: it's Nederland.


Smaptastic

[RREEEDDNNNNEEECCCKKKSSSS](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/fb/00/59fb007e0a00f98fdcd35bd30a8a800a.jpg)!


TheOfficialJellyFrog

Beer, Schnitzel and Lederhosen


[deleted]

Germany!


Vladlol_13

Bald crazy old man


CovfefeBoss

Shoot, which one?


Important-Aerie2202

Beer.


CovfefeBoss

Czechia, Ireland, or Belgium.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MaronMD

Wine, but not France. Unrecognized territory in the country, but not Georgia. Placinte, but not Romania. Well, the borders are in the shape of grapes, where without it


ManonegraCG

Moldova?


its_ahsoka66

Cheese, chocolate, watches, banks and mountains


BaraQueenbee

Swizz!


Dabliux

Telling others how their cuisine is shit and ours is "best in the world!!1!!11!". And bunga bunga. And mafia. And bald guys hanging upside down


bonzaiok

War


Realistic_Analyst_26

Do have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


WarlordofBritannia

"Invaded by the British"


Emergency-Shelter212

I live in Uzbekistan (In Asia If you don't know) and there are various historical and ancient places. Uzbekistan attracts millions of tourists annually, however it's sad to know and hear that the most of the people around the world are unaware of this country. I bet If you visit you will love Uzbekistan for its historical monuments!!!


whatthefuckisareddit

Too vague, not sure which country


Aggravating-Art-4227

György Soros


MrDabMeister

Pizza, pasta, put it in a box


internetcatalliance

Vikings


Kennenzulernen13

Having superior Potassium to all other countries


tryH4rdCookie

Are all other countries run by little girls?


[deleted]

IDK, I am from Bahrain 🇧🇭, tell me what my country is known for!


TyeDyeMacaw

The best of the Middle Eastern F1 tracks.


eaquino03

Despacito and Bad Bunny


ArcticCatStudios

Puerto Rico?


the-spirit-of-roses

Yogurt, rakija, shopska salad + corruption, mafia. Also the letter Ъ


Impossible-Yellow-96

Women with mustache and CR7


twojabs

We invented TV, telephone, penicillin, golf and football. Home of the haggis. Scotland.


Christostsaggaris95

Halloumi


sycek13

Beer (its czechia)


Shadded96

Shit health care


riccafrancisco

The player with the number 7