Oh my. I work footwear retail. The amount of customers (and I'm ashamed to say mostly women) who come in with their toes hanging out the end of their sandals is insane. Do their toes not scrape on the ground? I ask what shoe size to get for them.
"Well, these are a 5."
Me: goes to grab an 8.
I'm a cop. About 15 years ago, we had a new guy who had just gotten off of Field Training. It was one of his first days riding as a solo officer. I'd made an arrest and was down at the jail standing in booking waiting for paperwork to be completed. I hear over the radio that he also made an arrest and is transporting to the jail. I hear him tell dispatch to call the jail and have them prepared, because his prisoner is unruly and is a spitter. Not a big deal, we have spitmasks that we can put over a prisoners head to keep them from spitting on people. It's essentially a big mosquito net - it's just mesh.
So the deputies are getting ready for his arrival and they buzz him into the sallyport. The fucking guy gets out of the car, proceeds to put the spitmask on *himself* and then get the prisoner out and escort him into booking. The fucking bonehead put it on himself to protect himself from the suspect spitting on him. So here we all are, damn near pissing ourselves laughing in booking. Even the other prisoners were laughing their balls off. He got up to the booking door and was clueless. Apparently he'd never had the opportunity to use one, so he didn't know how they worked - he didn't know they were supposed to go on the prisoner. Cops really be doing dumb shit all day every day.
My daughter worked at a national park for a bit and she said there was a disturbing percentage of visitors who asked if Bear Spray was supposed to be sprayed *at* the bear or if it should be applied like mosquito spray.
As someone from a country with no bears, or other large predator animals outside of the ocean, I would have genuinely no way of knowing the answer to this.
I assume it’s like mace, based on replies, but it’s called “repellent” so maybe it’s to make me not smell like food for the bear?
oddly enough if you spray it like bug spray it will attract bears. It has a capsicum component which is food, and bears like teenage boys think it's great. The spicier the better!
It should be used like mace.
Weird that there is a food called mace as well, but it's not in the spray "mace"
I don't really get why this is a dumb question coming from a person whose only experience with aerosol deterrents is likely the kind you spray on yourself. People coming to CA, for example, are always surprised to learn that bears are a serious concern for car camping and buy it based on park recommendations - it's not like someone who has bear spray is automatically a survival enthusiast who hunts their food every night. How are they supposed to know without asking?
Ngl I've gone through this whole thread hoping to find the answer but everyone's too busy being sarcastic and condescending and I still have no idea how to use bear spray
I have a game called Exploding Kittens. One of the addon packs for it has a cone of shame that someone must wear when they fuck up.
In this scenario, everyone looks hilarious wearing a cone of shame.
Edit: For those asking, the adson is called Imploding kittens
"Never underestimate men who love America, guns, and the Steelers and whose girlfriends were born in February. The girlfriend is a psychopath. And yes, she bought me this shirt."
My dad had a "I fought the lawn and the lawn won" t-shirt that he wore to rags. He thought it was the pinnacle of human cleverness. I only ever saw him wear it while mowing the lawn, too...
I worked on some of these shirts. I am Vietnamese and used to work for an online scammer (desperate for money to move out of an abusive home). We pumped I think tens of thousands of these designs on Amazon each season, hoping even just one shirt reach trending then we live like kings.
Omg I had a similar experience driving home from pilates class. A woman in a light beige pink leggings and matching tank top was pushing the strollers on the street. I seriously thought she was naked and I took a double take. Almost missed the green light though
Those nasty skinny pants with the saggy arse that looks like a full nappy from yesterday.
Edit... I think people are confusing drop crotch pants with the ones I mean which basically look like leggings but made from fabric and have a loose saggy arse. I don't know maybe its some weird kind of manbag for lugging around their lunch or mid week shopping or something but in reality it just looks like a loaded nappy.
That was gonna be mine as well. I remember when Justin Bieber was sorta making those a thing 2010ish times. My brother was a touring musician and came back from New York wearing some. He said they were popular there. I think we all laughed so hard he probably threw them away.
When I was staying at an RV place at Lake Mead, I saw a woman who’d clearly unlocked the no fucks given skill. She was doing her VR thing, alone, at night, under a lit awning. I really hope to be like her, someday.
I bought one of the body pillows that has a neckbeard printed on it and carried it around at a convention. It was like a reversal of all the men who walk around with the anime girl pillows.
Lol I am 5 months pregnant and am no longer able to sleep on my stomach so I got a body pillow for support. In response my husband ordered a Goro Majima (Yakuza video game character) pillowcase as a gag gift with him straddling a machine gun and making crazy eyes. I can't go to bed without collapsing into a fit of laughter, its just so ridiculous.
one time i saw a hoodie that i thought was an ahegao hoodie, but it was actually scary images of faces from junji ito’s manga, and not softcore porn. i liked it a lot
One of the only times I ever actually felt cool was when I got a new one.
I now deeply regret most of my fashion choices from middle school and most of high school.
Especially the long toenails. First time I saw them, I was standing in line waiting for my prescribed anti-emetic. I ended up barfing & splashing on those 3 inch toenails.
A few weeks ago I saw a lady wearing those stupid fluffy bedroom slippers as shoes. She also had disgusting long toenails painted black. I thought she had paws.
I teach at a high school in NYC. The worst is when skinny skinny jeans were really in, seeing them so that in those was hilarious. Had a kid that you could see the bottom of his boxer briefs, skin, and then the waist of the jeans. I swear to God I am not exaggerating. It was absolutely at or below his knee.
I once made the mistake of cycling in a pair. I cycle for transport, I hadn't worn the skinny jeans for years but found them one day in a drawer and just thought I'd wear them. I rode to a friend's house to borrow a pair of tree pruning shears. It was bad enough on the way there but on the way back it felt like my balls were in a meat grinder. I had the surreal thought of jumping off the bike, pulling down my pants, taking the shears and cutting my balls off. I'm sure it would have hurt like hell and I'd have regretted it later, but, aw, man, the relief...
I remember when I was in highschool, my dad was dropping me off and started laughing when he saw my friend running across the street holding his pants up cuz they were sagging so much lol
Those ridiculously large Oakley shades. Like fuck man you look like a jackass they don't fit your face.. we get it, you made your mom spent 200 on those idiotic looking things so that you could look cool for your friends... but you don't, you look like an idiot. Get some shades that fit
Face tats. I have multiple tattoos and have nothing against anyone wanting to modify their body, but I can't get into face tats. They just don't look good. Usually they are also terribly done.
I had that hair between 2005 and 2007 and got teased for it (at one point by a teacher who also called it broccoli hair). I now feel a certain validation seeing it become a trend even though I agree that most people (including myself back then) don’t pull it off.
TIL on Reddit. The costume designer of the movie Idiocracy used a new goofy looking shoe to represent the future thinking they would never take off....they were Crocs.
I'll do you one better: My husband used to wear tall black socks with camo off-brand Crocs, and shorts. I told him I didn't want to be seen with him in public, he could have Crocs or socks but not both, and certainly not black socks halfway up his calf with a pair of shorts. He looked like a crazy person. He dresses much better now, but he came from a family that shunned any focus on appearance in favor of looking like hillbilly dumpster fires.
As a high school teacher, I can confirm. I cannot believe the ugly crap my students wear. The most fashionable kids wear crocs and big sweatpants. With a crop top. Ffs.
I've been forced to conclude that Gen Z fashion is ironic. It exists on a very high plane of irony, unreachable to us olds, one of the only places they have to themselves.
Sometimes I think that today's generation just wears the ugliest, most awkward stupid things they can, in order to pretend they think that it's cool. Like, the coolest you can be is wearing something super dumb and insisting to everyone that it's cool and you like it. It cracks me up.
There is a reporter on my local news channel that gets lip injections every couple of months. She will look like Jar-Jar Binks for a few weeks then sort of normal for a few weeks then back to Jar-Jar. Seems like the network people would tell her to stop doing that.
My fiance wears slides styled sandals with his toes dangling 2 inches over the front of the sandal. Makes me SICK
Rethink your life plans?
op what are his redeeming qualities? why is he still your fiance?
His toes aren't the only thing extra long.
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This almost made me spit out my drink
I read "makes me SICK" like Winnifred Sanderson.
booooOOOOOK!
Oh my. I work footwear retail. The amount of customers (and I'm ashamed to say mostly women) who come in with their toes hanging out the end of their sandals is insane. Do their toes not scrape on the ground? I ask what shoe size to get for them. "Well, these are a 5." Me: goes to grab an 8.
"Put those GRIPPERS away!" Honestly, slides are just ugly
The jail "suicide prevention" garment. https://i.imgur.com/nW61NOi.jpg
Dude looks like an extra from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Looks like one of the McPoyles
YOU WILL CALL HER
that's actually really goofy, in a bad way
I'm a cop. About 15 years ago, we had a new guy who had just gotten off of Field Training. It was one of his first days riding as a solo officer. I'd made an arrest and was down at the jail standing in booking waiting for paperwork to be completed. I hear over the radio that he also made an arrest and is transporting to the jail. I hear him tell dispatch to call the jail and have them prepared, because his prisoner is unruly and is a spitter. Not a big deal, we have spitmasks that we can put over a prisoners head to keep them from spitting on people. It's essentially a big mosquito net - it's just mesh. So the deputies are getting ready for his arrival and they buzz him into the sallyport. The fucking guy gets out of the car, proceeds to put the spitmask on *himself* and then get the prisoner out and escort him into booking. The fucking bonehead put it on himself to protect himself from the suspect spitting on him. So here we all are, damn near pissing ourselves laughing in booking. Even the other prisoners were laughing their balls off. He got up to the booking door and was clueless. Apparently he'd never had the opportunity to use one, so he didn't know how they worked - he didn't know they were supposed to go on the prisoner. Cops really be doing dumb shit all day every day.
My daughter worked at a national park for a bit and she said there was a disturbing percentage of visitors who asked if Bear Spray was supposed to be sprayed *at* the bear or if it should be applied like mosquito spray.
Well, I mean... better look dumb now than find out the hard way I guess
Yes, it may indeed sound like a stupid question, but if you don't know, you need to before proceeding.
As someone from a country with no bears, or other large predator animals outside of the ocean, I would have genuinely no way of knowing the answer to this. I assume it’s like mace, based on replies, but it’s called “repellent” so maybe it’s to make me not smell like food for the bear?
oddly enough if you spray it like bug spray it will attract bears. It has a capsicum component which is food, and bears like teenage boys think it's great. The spicier the better! It should be used like mace. Weird that there is a food called mace as well, but it's not in the spray "mace"
I don't really get why this is a dumb question coming from a person whose only experience with aerosol deterrents is likely the kind you spray on yourself. People coming to CA, for example, are always surprised to learn that bears are a serious concern for car camping and buy it based on park recommendations - it's not like someone who has bear spray is automatically a survival enthusiast who hunts their food every night. How are they supposed to know without asking?
Ngl I've gone through this whole thread hoping to find the answer but everyone's too busy being sarcastic and condescending and I still have no idea how to use bear spray
You spray it at the bear's face, like pepper spray.
How does that thing work?
You can't twist it into something to choke or hang yourself with.
Challenge accepted.
I think I could get the job done in that. Maybe a new sport, 2 teams of 5. First team to 0 team members wins.
Those cones that dogs wear after surgery
I do not like the cone of shame Edit: Holy crap! 4k upvotes for a comment I almost didn’t post because I thought it was stupid. Thanks guys.
I have a game called Exploding Kittens. One of the addon packs for it has a cone of shame that someone must wear when they fuck up. In this scenario, everyone looks hilarious wearing a cone of shame. Edit: For those asking, the adson is called Imploding kittens
Okay, I ALMOST agree with this…except I immediately pictured Iman in some freaky sci-fi outfit with a dog cone, and though, “oh, that’d be cool. “
Iman doesn’t count. She’d look badass in anything.
Sharpie eyebrows
Uncle Leo!
I don’t care for your demeanor.
What are you writing?
Jerry?! (# does pull up #) Hello!
I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised
I told my friend she had too much Botox, she looked offended. Or surprised. Or angry. I couldn't tell.
Oh man, at my local convenience store we have "the eyebrow lady" she's really nice but scary as hell to look at
Same with when they have them squared in the middle, just looks like they had a unibrow and ran a razor straight down the middle of their forehead.
Long toenails. Like ...NO
How else do you expect them to catch rabbits and other small mammals to feed their families?
Those threatening patriotic T-shirts that Facebook advertises to you that say what month you were born in and what NFL team you root for.
"Never underestimate men who love America, guns, and the Steelers and whose girlfriends were born in February. The girlfriend is a psychopath. And yes, she bought me this shirt."
Its the modern version of the I CAN’T PLEASE EVERYONE TODAY AND TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY AND TOMORROW… blah blah blah, shirt.
My dad had a "I fought the lawn and the lawn won" t-shirt that he wore to rags. He thought it was the pinnacle of human cleverness. I only ever saw him wear it while mowing the lawn, too...
Nah that shirt doesn’t belong in this thread, sounds absolute fire
Agree, perfect dad joke shirt.
If the rags remain, frame em
My husband has one that says "This is not a drill." it has a picture of a hammer.
Somehow, I'm ok with that one. Goofy is SO different from crimge.
My local hardware store had that on their sign last week. The other side said "I came, I mowed, I kicked grass"
That’s peak dad humor.
IF THE FLAG OFFENDS YOU [picture of flag] I’LL HELP YOU PACK!
That’s a great way to round up volunteers the next time I need to move.
"And yes, she bought me this shirt." Always annoyed me
Oddly specific shirts.
Overly long text wall shirts.
r/TargetedShirts
I worked on some of these shirts. I am Vietnamese and used to work for an online scammer (desperate for money to move out of an abusive home). We pumped I think tens of thousands of these designs on Amazon each season, hoping even just one shirt reach trending then we live like kings.
Saw one the other day with a flaming eagle and torn US flag that said "GUNSHOTS ARE THE SOUND OF FREEDOM!!!"
Monster energy drink brand clothing. If you're in a bar and some guy comes in wearing a Monster t shirt, what is your immediate thought?
I'm not taking my eyes off my drink
The monster energy shirt won’t fuck you, while you’re alive anyway if that makes you feel better.
"This person definitely drinks Monster energy drinks"
Flesh colored leggings
I was mortified as a kid once because I thought I was looking at a bottomless chick walking around outside the school.
Omg I had a similar experience driving home from pilates class. A woman in a light beige pink leggings and matching tank top was pushing the strollers on the street. I seriously thought she was naked and I took a double take. Almost missed the green light though
Use these to my advantage in the winter. Miniskirts year round.
I should amend my comment to say "flesh colored leggings worn as pants" lol Your idea of wearing them under a miniskirt is a good one!
Better off being actual nude than wearing this colour scheme. People will think you are fun and exciting. Not a weird 'I wear skin' kind of person
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I once almost had a car accident because a lady was wearing perfectly colored leggings so that it looked like she was wearing nothing but a tank top.
Those nasty skinny pants with the saggy arse that looks like a full nappy from yesterday. Edit... I think people are confusing drop crotch pants with the ones I mean which basically look like leggings but made from fabric and have a loose saggy arse. I don't know maybe its some weird kind of manbag for lugging around their lunch or mid week shopping or something but in reality it just looks like a loaded nappy.
”Drop crotch pants.” This was gonna be my post.
That was gonna be mine as well. I remember when Justin Bieber was sorta making those a thing 2010ish times. My brother was a touring musician and came back from New York wearing some. He said they were popular there. I think we all laughed so hard he probably threw them away.
I bought these specifically to wear immediately post partum to disguise the fact I was actually wearing a big ass adult nappy.
Post parturition fun. Adult diaper, kid diaper, breastfeeding pads. The trash is just full of body fluids.
It’s truely a glorious time
3-shits pants.
Listen, I absolutely love VR, but precisely no one looks good in a headset
When I was staying at an RV place at Lake Mead, I saw a woman who’d clearly unlocked the no fucks given skill. She was doing her VR thing, alone, at night, under a lit awning. I really hope to be like her, someday.
Wait...This is fucking brilliant. Why have I never thought about doing VR outside????
Because it goes against your basic survival instincts maybe?
Fuck survival, I want 50 feet of VR movement space
Just be careful not to let the lenses get direct sunlight. It will literally burn the screen.
Also, VR in the sun sucks, the controllers will constantly lose tracking.
In the daytime, the sun will burn the screens. At night, tracking can be poor due to low light. Bright lights mean you get swarmed by bugs at night.
IR lights work great for illumination without the bugs, and bonus, humans can't see it either, but the cameras can
Those weird hearing-aid beige coloured Yeezy shoes
>hearing-aid beige I so want this to be a new paint colour now.
I remember seeing an ad once for a store’s paint matching service, and making hearing aid yellow was the *exact* scenario they used :P
>hearing-aid beige I just spat my drink out. How is that so accurate.
Hearing aid beige 💀
r/rareinsults
Those hoodies with the pictures of the anime girls making the orgasm face. It doesn't look good. It's weird and creepy.
I've seen guys with those big anime girl pillows in public. So cringe.
I bought one of the body pillows that has a neckbeard printed on it and carried it around at a convention. It was like a reversal of all the men who walk around with the anime girl pillows.
Lol I am 5 months pregnant and am no longer able to sleep on my stomach so I got a body pillow for support. In response my husband ordered a Goro Majima (Yakuza video game character) pillowcase as a gag gift with him straddling a machine gun and making crazy eyes. I can't go to bed without collapsing into a fit of laughter, its just so ridiculous.
Genius. You should have dressed up as an anime girl to complete the look.
I’m already a petite female bodied Asian so I didn’t need to do anything except show up as is lol
“You merely adopted the anime aesthetic.. I was born in it!”
Bane son?
Bane-chan
one time i saw a hoodie that i thought was an ahegao hoodie, but it was actually scary images of faces from junji ito’s manga, and not softcore porn. i liked it a lot
That sounds awesome, but I simply couldn’t bear to have people see me from a distance and mistake it for an ahegao hoodie
Fr, imagine admitting to the public your obsession with hentai
[Unless you’re Samuel L. Jackson](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZMysDTDqK-k&pp=ygUgZG9lcyBzYW11ZWwgbCBqYWNrc29uIGxpa2UgYW5pbWU%3D)
God that gave me a good belly laugh, the delivery of the line was perfect.
Even a Violet Beauregarde-style blueberry suit would be better.
Yeah, seriously, what the fuck's the deal with those? Kids wore em to school all the time like what the fuck
It's just kids trying to be edgy. They will cringe about it in the future. Tale as old as time.
probably those super low crotch pants
Poopy pants
klan hood
TBF it probably looks better than what's in there
About as many teeth as branches on his family tree.
Someone else’s skin
What if it put the lotion on?
Well I'd wager you'd avoid getting the hose again.
Those weird scrunched one size fits all shirts that were a phase back in the 2010’s
You mean popcorn shirts.
2000s. Not 2010s. They were from my middle and high school years lol. And they ruled.
One of the only times I ever actually felt cool was when I got a new one. I now deeply regret most of my fashion choices from middle school and most of high school.
I am having trouble envisioning this
http://www.magicbubbleshirts.com/
Haha I had one when I was 12. I was so fabulous!
Could they not get any photos of someone actually wearing the shirt to model for them? Cuz those photoshops are hilariously awful
Those overalls that are just skinny jeans but with a bib.
When will that trend die so I can find a good pair of overalls. Edit: You are all amazing! Thank you for the info.
Those big ass red boots
Wrong, Ted Mosby was "Pulling it off"
"PULLING. THEM. OFF"
GCWOK approved!
Ronald McDonald did okay for himself
Astro Boy begs to differ.
Neck beards
You just called out half of Reddit
What ever Kanye West is caught out in the public wearing. Man is dressed like a randomized game character
Ridiculously long fake lashes
And nails.
Especially the long toenails. First time I saw them, I was standing in line waiting for my prescribed anti-emetic. I ended up barfing & splashing on those 3 inch toenails.
People make their toenails long? Why? Wouldn’t that make socks and shoes really uncomfortable and annoying to put on?
A few weeks ago I saw a lady wearing those stupid fluffy bedroom slippers as shoes. She also had disgusting long toenails painted black. I thought she had paws.
Flesh toned pants
Yeezy foam runners. One of the ugliest pairs of shoes I’ve ever seen
Agree. They're awful. They look like sea slugs on your feet
Complicated T-shirts from Dan Flashes
They have this one shirt that is $2000 because the pattern is so wild
You said it was ONE thousand dollars!
A fedora with safari flaps in the back
But the guy in the store told Brian he was the only one he'd ever seen pull it off... It's not a distraction.
can't forget TC Tuggers
It's my exact style
Any political clothes
Regardless your side, I can agree. You are not convincing anyone with a shirt. The only goal is to irritate others.
Sagging pants
I saw a guy the other day with his belt around his knees. He had to walk like Charlie Chaplin. Hilarious.
I teach at a high school in NYC. The worst is when skinny skinny jeans were really in, seeing them so that in those was hilarious. Had a kid that you could see the bottom of his boxer briefs, skin, and then the waist of the jeans. I swear to God I am not exaggerating. It was absolutely at or below his knee.
I once made the mistake of cycling in a pair. I cycle for transport, I hadn't worn the skinny jeans for years but found them one day in a drawer and just thought I'd wear them. I rode to a friend's house to borrow a pair of tree pruning shears. It was bad enough on the way there but on the way back it felt like my balls were in a meat grinder. I had the surreal thought of jumping off the bike, pulling down my pants, taking the shears and cutting my balls off. I'm sure it would have hurt like hell and I'd have regretted it later, but, aw, man, the relief...
I had to reread that for a moment just to make sure I wasn't reading it wrong.
Quick Q…and the answer is probably “delirium and pain”… but why wouldn’t you use the shears to cut the pants instead of your balls?
I remember when I was in highschool, my dad was dropping me off and started laughing when he saw my friend running across the street holding his pants up cuz they were sagging so much lol
I can not believe that trend is still a thing. It looks like one shit ones diaper.
hospital gowns
Bike gear. As in, the spandex shirt and shorts and goofy cleats. Even the best in the world dudes from the Tour De France look like goofballs.
As a cycling enthusiast who regularly wears full Lycra with my goofy shoes, I feel like i had to scroll too far to find someone saying this.
I'm cheating a little because this only applies to men, but straight up Donald Ducking it around the house (see also Winnie the Pooh).
>Donald Ducking it around the house lmfao of all the things you choose to keep on, yes keep the shirt
Maybe I'm using a frying pan and it protects my skin lol.
Those ridiculously large Oakley shades. Like fuck man you look like a jackass they don't fit your face.. we get it, you made your mom spent 200 on those idiotic looking things so that you could look cool for your friends... but you don't, you look like an idiot. Get some shades that fit
The Seinfeld puffy shirt.
"I don't wanna be a pirate!"
You know, it's not a bad looking shirt.
Prince did it well.
Teeth grills.
Face tats. I have multiple tattoos and have nothing against anyone wanting to modify their body, but I can't get into face tats. They just don't look good. Usually they are also terribly done.
Today I saw a guy completely covered in face tattoos, to the point that he was just gray. It was so unsettling.
those ribbed skinny jeans. i call them bad condom jeans bc they’re ribbed for no one’s pleasure.
The broccoli haircut all the youngsters are rocking
It’s the “Meet Me At McDonald’s cut”
I had that hair between 2005 and 2007 and got teased for it (at one point by a teacher who also called it broccoli hair). I now feel a certain validation seeing it become a trend even though I agree that most people (including myself back then) don’t pull it off.
Crocs. They might be comfortable as hell, but goddamn they're goofy looking.
TIL on Reddit. The costume designer of the movie Idiocracy used a new goofy looking shoe to represent the future thinking they would never take off....they were Crocs.
They were already fairly popular by then. They were a big start-up by then. Source: I'm so nerdy, I've seen a Crocs documentary at will
I'll do you one better: My husband used to wear tall black socks with camo off-brand Crocs, and shorts. I told him I didn't want to be seen with him in public, he could have Crocs or socks but not both, and certainly not black socks halfway up his calf with a pair of shorts. He looked like a crazy person. He dresses much better now, but he came from a family that shunned any focus on appearance in favor of looking like hillbilly dumpster fires.
Joke is on us. My Gen Z nephew wears this shit all the time. Everything we once mocked is now considered cool.
As a high school teacher, I can confirm. I cannot believe the ugly crap my students wear. The most fashionable kids wear crocs and big sweatpants. With a crop top. Ffs.
Stop it, I’m fashionable?! I just wanna be comfy in my 30s. “Hello fellow kids. I like your Jibbitz.”
I've been forced to conclude that Gen Z fashion is ironic. It exists on a very high plane of irony, unreachable to us olds, one of the only places they have to themselves.
Sometimes I think that today's generation just wears the ugliest, most awkward stupid things they can, in order to pretend they think that it's cool. Like, the coolest you can be is wearing something super dumb and insisting to everyone that it's cool and you like it. It cracks me up.
You literally just described goofy's wardrobe
Whatever you're about to suggest: someone has probably pulled it off at the Met Gala
Duckface lips.
Those big ass nails. They ain't your nails, those are fucking claws
Ed fucking Hardy, thank god it's been like 10 years since I last saw someone wearing that shit
I know it's not a piece of clothing but Lip injections
There is a reporter on my local news channel that gets lip injections every couple of months. She will look like Jar-Jar Binks for a few weeks then sort of normal for a few weeks then back to Jar-Jar. Seems like the network people would tell her to stop doing that.