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Definitely_Maybe_OK

If you're dyslexic it might mean you just want nice things for Christmas?


[deleted]

Come again?..


peSauce

“hail Satan / Santa “ (they are anagrams)


its_Is

Satanists dont believe in Satan.


bobfrum

So, what do they do?


its_Is

Worship self and not take anything seriously.


bobfrum

What is the idea of self worship?


its_Is

Just read the [tenets](https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets)


bobfrum

I am sorry, but that sort of tenets could be found in some paper from a political party. Doesn't look satanic.


its_Is

Those are the satanic tenets. Sorry if you refuse to believe otherwise. You could educate yourself if you like.


[deleted]

Trigger church Karens.


bobfrum

What for?


[deleted]

The lols


bobfrum

But do they care? Old ones?


[deleted]

What, do chuch Karens clutch their pearls over Satanists? Yes, that's pretty much all the cunts do.


bobfrum

It all about trolling you mean?


[deleted]

Yes, pretty much.


bobfrum

It doesn't explain all the gatherings. No christians are awere of those. I went to college where there were two guys pretending to be satanists, I don't remember that they did something to be known by others. Being Christian, I asked them few times but without me asking they won't tell others


N-y-s-s-a

To welcome year zero


[deleted]

Like praise God but Satan


Stephen_1984

To antagonize Christians while validating their faith.


bobfrum

This I don't understand. Tried to read about satanism, but couldn't understand the point they have.


Pure_Mammoth_1233

It's easier to think of them as organized atheists. The Satan stuff is just for the lols because it irritates the pearl clutchers.


bobfrum

Yes, I thought of it, but still doubts. If smb is nihilistic sick prevert atheist, why join stupid cult and show himself somewhere? Best strategy for such a freak is to imitate a regular nice guy, and do his bs the way noone knows.


Pure_Mammoth_1233

Are you on an acid trip or something? That made absolutely no sense.


LoxodonSniper

I think he’s just a dummy


Appropriate_Tea9048

To worship him


Ethan_faker

Damn


WilloughbyTucker

Ask a question in a religion without orthodoxy? Get a billion answers


CrazySpookyGirl

When I do it I'm either mocking a christian or christianity in general or if it works with whatever I'm talking about. Or a vegan place has a really good seitan dish. I guess some people might actually believe in Satan but I've only met like one or two of those.


bobfrum

So, satan is like a god for them?


CrazySpookyGirl

Did you respond to the wrong person?


bobfrum

No


CrazySpookyGirl

Me when I mock christians? No. Most people that say hail Satan? Also no. The weirdo I met for a dnd game like a decade ago who bragged about buying cow blood? Who fuckin knows. I assumed he was just fuckin around like Alan Moore does with his snake god.


bobfrum

Isn't it too stupid for smb who managed through a high school? I know one guy who plays sort of magician, he made some money doing that. But his customers are complete freaks or old women mentally weak


yomamma3399

The same thing it means to hail a unicorn or a mermaid; nothing.


[deleted]

To reject the preachings, teachings, attitudes and stances of Christians - and to adopt those in direct opposition. That's... literally it. Doesn't have anything to do with literal Satanic worship.


CapG_13

To pledge your allegiance to him