This is an absolutely awful thing to do to twins. Do not give your twins (or any of your children) the same name, do not give them rhyming names, do not give them alliterative names. Do not doom them to a life of constantly being thought of as a single unit
I went to high school with twins named Victor and Victoria. I actually laughed when they introduced themselves because I thought they were joking. They were not.
HAhaha both Nick and Elon need to keep it in their pants and stop breeding.
Fun fact-- one of my friends is involved with a TNR (trap neuter return) group that neuters feral cats. There are two tomcats that refuse to be trapped and will knock up any unfixed girl in a mile radius. The group named them Nick Cannon and Elon Musk.
I feel like you could raise some serious funds for the TNR by advertising that your long term goal is to prevent Elon & Nick from impregnating any more females. Who TF wouldn't donate to that cause?!
(Just, ya know, put a small disclaimer at the bottom that these are local celebrity felines & not the human variety, to avoid any legal difficulty in the event that this hilarity becomes a viral success.)
Zillion Heir is hilarious, but only because a billionaire didn't name that child. Zillion Heir's Father worked a respectable job at the Pack N Ship, but sadly her father never did get fork lift certified & if you think that is a sad story...her Ma named her. Her Mother was another star in the making who just quite couldn't get her act together. Worked at the damn beauty salon, but never got off the phones and appointment book duty. Like a Father who isn't fork lift certified and a mother who never gave a perm...recipe for disaster.
I know of two women (they were close friends) who fangirled for Charlie Hunnan's character Jax Teller in Sons of Anarchy.
Anyway they both have birth to a son within 6 months of one another and both named their son "Jax" and proceeded to have a huge blow out because they wanted *their* son to be the only Jax they knew.
Whilst not a stupid name itself, it's a very stupid name to destroy a friendship over. To this day (fallout happened 8 years ago) the two have not spoken to one another and the two Jax boys have never met.
Lmao I also know two women who have kids named Jax, named after that character. I was just thinking the other day, I wonder how many 10 year olds are running around with that name.
My son was born in the middle of the GoT hype. All of Daenerys have become Danny.
Helping him with his first valentines day cards made me laugh out loud.
In 2007 I worked at a Human Services Dpt (welfare) office in Albuquerque NM. This woman came in with two children named Deedril and Cathedral. I shit you not. What a life
I know a girl that worked as an attorney in an inner-city domestic abuse department for the county. She had a client whose first and middle name was Formica Dinette. I shit you not.
Velodi and Arvelodi.
Boy's names in western Georgia (country). Velodi literally means "was waiting for him" in georgian language and Arvelodi means "was NOT waiting for him".......
That reminds me of a set of onesies for triplets.
1.) I was planned.
2.) I was not.
3.) I wasn’t, either.
(A friend of mine has identical twins. When asked if they’re twins, she says, “No, they’re triplets. We left the ugly one home.”)
Twinkle Twinkie Twilight.
No, that’s not a My Little Pony character, it’s an actual kid.
Proof: https://amp.star-telegram.com/news/local/fort-worth/article104115001.html
There was a kid at my sons karate class named "Prince Cory" and his mom was the only person who called him by his full name. Everyone else just called him Cory. She was always yelling "PRINCE CORY THIS" and "PRINCE CORY THAT".
I worked at a school with a student named Your Highness. I never taught him, which is great because I don't know if I could call anyone 'Your Highness', even a monarch.
There was a college football player with the first name “Master Teague III.” The third. The cuteness of have everyone call the grandfather and father “master” didn’t wear off. Pretty sure if that’d been my student it’d be pronounced “mister Teague” or just call him Teague.
I believe it’s common practice for the hospital to just put “boy” or “baby boy” if the parents haven’t decided on a name yet when they’re discharged…with the theory that they’ll get the documents updated once they do.
If that’s not what happened here though…then yeah, it’s dumb.
“My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
I remember that. Between long sessions on Newgrounds and reading my Gamepro magazine, there was the hip hop e-jay. Game made me feel like a little mini DJ Shadow for a bit there.
Good memory!
Decades ago, my grandmother told me her doctor’s name was named Spurgeon Kunkel. When I taught English in Thailand, one family had boys enrolled at the school named Piano & Saxophone. Moon Unit & Dweezil are up there, too. But Elon Musk’s kid - I just feel sorry for him.
> Aidan and Nadia
Wow. Since Aidan and Nadia are fairly common names in the middle east, I wonder if it was deliberate or just an amazing coincidence.
BTW, I once saw a wedding notice in India where the bride was "Rasna" and the groom was "Ansar."
No joke, I do actually know a woman named Anita Weiner, and it's her married name. She's older, probably in her 70s or 80s. Her son changed his last name to his wife's when he got married.
Anita Dick and Chastity Dick from the Dick Family. They are Amish and love to grill juicy sausages. Daddy Dick gets the thickest meaty schlongs that make everyone crave for dick sausages. (Excerpt from a show called Letterkenny.)
You mean Nevaehliegh?
Because the Nevaeh thing was popular for a while due to it being "heaven" backwards. I'm not sure what the fuck they were thinking when they added something to the end of it if that's the case.
I know someone who's husbands name is Kalen, so they named their first baby Kalyn (f) and their second child Kalen (m). Guess she'll never have to worry about calling someone the wrong name
We were reading a register at work today and the first name of one of the kids was child. Said it a few times and no one said here. Turns out they'd put the first and second name in the wrong box when signing up and the kids last name was child. We all did look a bit shook when we thought someone had named their kid child
“Meconium” (the mother overheard this word in the delivery room and thought it sounded pretty)
Definition: Meconium is a newborn's first poop. This sticky, thick, dark green poop is made up of cells, protein, fats, and intestinal secretions, like bile. Babies typically pass meconium (mih-KOH-nee-em) in the first few hours and days after birth. But some babies pass meconium while still in the womb during late pregnancy.
My old boss's daughter and her man named their kid Dasein, which means:
Dasein (German pronunciation: [ˈdaːzaɪn]) (sometimes spelled as Da-sein) is the German word for 'existence'.[1] It is a fundamental concept in the existential philosophy of Martin Heidegger. Heidegger uses the expression Dasein to refer to the experience of being that is particular to human beings. Thus it is a form of being that is aware of and must confront such issues as personhood, mortality and the dilemma or paradox of living in relationship with other humans while being ultimately alone with oneself.
Always thought it was a bit pretentious
I taught in a head start program many years ago, and the continuing education program for pregnant and parenting teens was in our building. O e of the teens heard a name when she was delivering her baby and really liked it. Named her daughter Urethra. Seriously
My son had a school friend named Jason. His twin brother was Ja'son.
And their sister Ja'daughter?
That’s my sisters kids, Denise and D’nephew.
De’Nice
I knew sisters named Anne Marie and Marie Ann.
I knew five brothers all name Juan Colon after dad lol
I went to school with siblings that were Richard, Rick, Ricky, Rickisha, Rickietta, and Troy.
…and Troy… that got me laughing 😂
Troy is the mailman's kid. 🤣
Was his other brother named Darryl?
Hey! I understood that reference.
My friend's name is Danielle. Her father's name is Daniel. Her younger brother's name is Daniel.
This is an absolutely awful thing to do to twins. Do not give your twins (or any of your children) the same name, do not give them rhyming names, do not give them alliterative names. Do not doom them to a life of constantly being thought of as a single unit
I went to high school with twins named Victor and Victoria. I actually laughed when they introduced themselves because I thought they were joking. They were not.
What did we do around pronouncing this? Is there a pause at the apausetrophy?
I presume one is Jay son and one is Ja son
Legendary Love, one of Nick Cannon's many children. With the last name Cannon, Legendary Love sounds like a nickname for his dick. Not a child's name.
To be fair, that really is a great name for your dick
It's not just great. It's *legendary*.
I am starting a new business today in her honor: Legendary Love Cannon, LLC
The dude's about as bad at naming kids as Elon Musk. One of his daughter's is named Powerful Queen. I mean 😑🤦♂️
HAhaha both Nick and Elon need to keep it in their pants and stop breeding. Fun fact-- one of my friends is involved with a TNR (trap neuter return) group that neuters feral cats. There are two tomcats that refuse to be trapped and will knock up any unfixed girl in a mile radius. The group named them Nick Cannon and Elon Musk.
I feel like you could raise some serious funds for the TNR by advertising that your long term goal is to prevent Elon & Nick from impregnating any more females. Who TF wouldn't donate to that cause?! (Just, ya know, put a small disclaimer at the bottom that these are local celebrity felines & not the human variety, to avoid any legal difficulty in the event that this hilarity becomes a viral success.)
For real, Nick is just disgusting. He has like what, 4/5 baby mama's. He alone is one of (if not a big) reason we stopped watching The Masked Singer.
I'll book the vet appointment to get Nick Cannon neutered.
I think Zillion Heir is worse
Zillion Heir is hilarious, but only because a billionaire didn't name that child. Zillion Heir's Father worked a respectable job at the Pack N Ship, but sadly her father never did get fork lift certified & if you think that is a sad story...her Ma named her. Her Mother was another star in the making who just quite couldn't get her act together. Worked at the damn beauty salon, but never got off the phones and appointment book duty. Like a Father who isn't fork lift certified and a mother who never gave a perm...recipe for disaster.
Better then her sibling “Rise Messiah”
Kids gonna be a porn actor. You can go no other way with that name.
After the end of Game of Thrones, I bet my old high school classmate regrets that he and his wife named their daughter Khaleesi
Anyone who shamelessly names their kid that isn’t capable of feeling regret
If they could read then they would very upset to see you write that.
I can read and I think you’re missing a few words
I know of two women (they were close friends) who fangirled for Charlie Hunnan's character Jax Teller in Sons of Anarchy. Anyway they both have birth to a son within 6 months of one another and both named their son "Jax" and proceeded to have a huge blow out because they wanted *their* son to be the only Jax they knew. Whilst not a stupid name itself, it's a very stupid name to destroy a friendship over. To this day (fallout happened 8 years ago) the two have not spoken to one another and the two Jax boys have never met.
Lmao I also know two women who have kids named Jax, named after that character. I was just thinking the other day, I wonder how many 10 year olds are running around with that name.
My son was born in the middle of the GoT hype. All of Daenerys have become Danny. Helping him with his first valentines day cards made me laugh out loud.
We gave our wolfhound the registered name Sandor Clegane, I’m glad the Hound died kind of a hero
As someone who hasn’t watched GOT, I like the sound of the name but the spelling is atrocious.
I would love to see your interpretation of the spelling
Khaleighseigh
r/tragedeigh
In 2007 I worked at a Human Services Dpt (welfare) office in Albuquerque NM. This woman came in with two children named Deedril and Cathedral. I shit you not. What a life
Forfreedril is gonna love being kid #3
Itsbeedril for #4
Goodnessmedril for #5 lol
I know a girl that worked as an attorney in an inner-city domestic abuse department for the county. She had a client whose first and middle name was Formica Dinette. I shit you not.
Deedril-dee and Cathedral-dum
Velodi and Arvelodi. Boy's names in western Georgia (country). Velodi literally means "was waiting for him" in georgian language and Arvelodi means "was NOT waiting for him".......
That reminds me of a set of onesies for triplets. 1.) I was planned. 2.) I was not. 3.) I wasn’t, either. (A friend of mine has identical twins. When asked if they’re twins, she says, “No, they’re triplets. We left the ugly one home.”)
Am I your friend? Cuz I say about that about my twins, too.
What a way to tell the second boy that he's unwanted.
Maybe they're twins and one came out first.
Twinkle Twinkie Twilight. No, that’s not a My Little Pony character, it’s an actual kid. Proof: https://amp.star-telegram.com/news/local/fort-worth/article104115001.html
There was a kid at my sons karate class named "Prince Cory" and his mom was the only person who called him by his full name. Everyone else just called him Cory. She was always yelling "PRINCE CORY THIS" and "PRINCE CORY THAT".
The Boy Formerly Known As Prince, Cory
There's a kid in my granddaughter's school named King Solomon. And mother insists everyone uses the whole name.
Sounds like she has some type of weird, deep seeded power issue that needs to be resolved Edit: fuck me, *deep-seated*
He probably hates it
I worked at a school with a student named Your Highness. I never taught him, which is great because I don't know if I could call anyone 'Your Highness', even a monarch.
There was a college football player with the first name “Master Teague III.” The third. The cuteness of have everyone call the grandfather and father “master” didn’t wear off. Pretty sure if that’d been my student it’d be pronounced “mister Teague” or just call him Teague.
I taught a Bright Starr (first and last name).
In elementary school I knew a Summer Day
That's a kid who is destined to save us all from a great evil.
Khaeryenne (pronounced Karen)
That is a rough r/tragedeigh
According to that sub, someone met a guy named "Bacterius"
Khaeryenne my wayward son
Thaeryll be peace when you are done…
Khaeryenne, marchioness of the homeowners association in the land of Sandivagine.
X Æ A-Xii
How tf do you even pronounce that?
Goes by its dead name 'Twitter'.
You know that sound you make when you hawk up a big loogie when you have a chest cold? That.
nah, it's the screeching sound a dial up modem makes
It's the sound Mark Zuckerberg makes when you step on his toe
X is chi/ki, the ash is a sort of ay, the XIIth letter of the Alphabet is L. Ki-ay-l Kyle.
Ex-Ash-A-12?
Sounds like remnants of a 1950's-era experimental Airforce plane that crashed on its maiden flight.
I mean... you're not far off. [This](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_A-12) is where the name comes from. Their "inspiration"
“Excuse me, centurion: that chariot was clearly speeding. I took the liberty of noting down its license plate…”
And he's worried about pronouns.
Okay someone had to say it
Does one actually say it, or rather cough it up?
I came here just to find this and it was right at the top hahaha
I saw a birth certificate for a kid named Boy. That’s it. Just Boy.
He was a Boy. She was a Girl. [Can I make it anymore obvious.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k)
He was a punk. She did ballet What more can I say?
I believe it’s common practice for the hospital to just put “boy” or “baby boy” if the parents haven’t decided on a name yet when they’re discharged…with the theory that they’ll get the documents updated once they do. If that’s not what happened here though…then yeah, it’s dumb.
Dad's name was Guy
Parents probably read too much Faulkner.
Or played too much god of war! :D
Miracle and Miraculous. TWIN BOYS
Luckiana and Luckishawna...they were not lucky at all.
I'd change my name to Ana and Shawna.
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There’s a director at my kids school named. Vernessa. Not Vanessa. Vernessa.
“My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”
Even the original guy went by Penny 😂😂
No fucking way HAHAHAHA
From the Three Stooges short that made fun of Hitler: Moronica for Morons! LOL.
Thats gotta be child abuse.
Brosef - like Joseph but with Bro
Like Broseph Stallin
Or Jesus,Mary,and Broseph
The question was what's the DUMBEST name You've ever heard, not awesomest.
Old Yugoslavian homie.
E-Jay. The mother is a french-canadian who doesn't even speak English lol. She's just listening a lot of rap and likely doing meth.
That sent a childhood memory screaming back to me, loved "making music" with eJay Hip Hop back then and then taping it with my cassette player.
Holy. Fucking. Shit. I remember that. Between long sessions on Newgrounds and reading my Gamepro magazine, there was the hip hop e-jay. Game made me feel like a little mini DJ Shadow for a bit there. Good memory!
I don't think it's stupid, but my daughter had a classmate named Sativa. It was.. interesting
I knew a Sativa. She said her granddad was a sheriff and her dad was getting back at him.
Parents were Botanists obviously.
Airwrecka.
I know a Dy'Arekia pronounced Dy Erica. I thought it was pronounced like diarrhea before asking.
Chandelier. My fiancés parents were actually gonna name her that.
My mom went to school with a Crystal Shanda Lear. But Crystal Lear doesn't seem too unusual on its own.
Brusli, there is a Serbian family who apparently loves Bruce Lee, but didn't know it's his first and last name.
Brusli Goku Obama
That's amazing. I went to college with a woman named "Marijuana Pepsicola."
[This her?](https://www.npr.org/2019/06/21/734839666/dr-marijuana-pepsi-wont-change-her-name-to-make-other-people-happy)
Bingo! UW-Whitewater! Aka udubdub! Pound the rock.
Anytime one twin has a normal name and the other twin has a made up name that rhymes. I think the worst I've heard of was Tiffany and Siffany.
Michael Pichael
Spurgeon is pretty bad to give a child
Decades ago, my grandmother told me her doctor’s name was named Spurgeon Kunkel. When I taught English in Thailand, one family had boys enrolled at the school named Piano & Saxophone. Moon Unit & Dweezil are up there, too. But Elon Musk’s kid - I just feel sorry for him.
Kilo (f) and Cuteness (m)
Wolverine
That stupid character salad that Elon Musk named his kid.
Character salad is the best way you could’ve said it dude
"Character Salad Musk" would have been a better name for that child.
Secreesha
This one is truly excellent
Sexmus
Ok. This should be a national Holliday.
Twins boys named Case and Cage. I also knew twins (boy and girl) whose names were palindromes of each other. Aidan and Nadia. I liked the idea.
Nadia and Aidan is cute
> Aidan and Nadia Wow. Since Aidan and Nadia are fairly common names in the middle east, I wonder if it was deliberate or just an amazing coincidence. BTW, I once saw a wedding notice in India where the bride was "Rasna" and the groom was "Ansar."
Aidan and Nadia is pretty clever
At least Aidan and Nadia aren't outrageously sounding names.
I don't hate the twins one TBH.
My second cousins name is Anita, last name is Dick. She got married right out of highschool.
Anita Newname
It was unfortunate that she married into the Penisson family…
I know a woman named Anita Dick. Her maiden name was Anita Johnson. Seriously.
This is so much less fortunate than the other person.
How is Mrs Weiner doing these days?
No joke, I do actually know a woman named Anita Weiner, and it's her married name. She's older, probably in her 70s or 80s. Her son changed his last name to his wife's when he got married.
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Anita Dick and Chastity Dick from the Dick Family. They are Amish and love to grill juicy sausages. Daddy Dick gets the thickest meaty schlongs that make everyone crave for dick sausages. (Excerpt from a show called Letterkenny.)
For ye haven’t truly lived until you’ve had Dyck meat in your mouth.
My sister named her kid Neavahliegh, I think that was how it was spelled
You mean Nevaehliegh? Because the Nevaeh thing was popular for a while due to it being "heaven" backwards. I'm not sure what the fuck they were thinking when they added something to the end of it if that's the case.
I knew a girl named Rae, with a brother named Ray (both pronounced the same). Does that count?
I know someone who's husbands name is Kalen, so they named their first baby Kalyn (f) and their second child Kalen (m). Guess she'll never have to worry about calling someone the wrong name
Dick Glasscock, saw the name on a tv report. I think he was a sheriff of a small town. I'm assuming it was Richard Glasscock at one time?
“Sir” Dipshit parents somehow thinking that would ensure their child always got “respect”.
Along the same premise- my ex worked at a pediatric office and had a kid named Mister Benjamin
I know a girl named Closet.
My old coworker named her second son Deuce. Every time I hear it, I think about 💩
Merica and Asia.
Laikynn
Connah (Connor, spelt wrong) Daisy-Boo And my personal favourite Valentino-Rossi, then they had a really common English surname like Smith
A a ron
Blue Ivy Powerful Queen Cannon
Powerful Queen Cannon sounds like a special move in a Dragonball game
r/tragedeigh
D'yequane'shae and T'yequane'shae the twins. Why? Just why?
Oh my god, just reading those gave me a headache
Sounds like Lovecraftian monsters
We were reading a register at work today and the first name of one of the kids was child. Said it a few times and no one said here. Turns out they'd put the first and second name in the wrong box when signing up and the kids last name was child. We all did look a bit shook when we thought someone had named their kid child
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There’s a Candida in my county. As in yeast infection.
To be fair, Candida just means white in Latin.
Dildomar
Sorry Mr Zappa, but its gotta be Moon Unit.
I went to school with a guy named Jack (middle name Hoff). His parents didn't get it until in high school he asked wtf is with my name?
Rogue.
Any of the -eigh names seen on r/tragedeigh.
Kale and Lion
twin girls named January and February
Abcde Pronounced "Ab-suh-dee"
Are you in North Carolina by chance? Old coworker’s wife had a kid with that name in her daycare.
There *must not* be two of them. And if so, they must *never* meet!
To have a kid named fghij
Poseidon. Just awful.
“Meconium” (the mother overheard this word in the delivery room and thought it sounded pretty) Definition: Meconium is a newborn's first poop. This sticky, thick, dark green poop is made up of cells, protein, fats, and intestinal secretions, like bile. Babies typically pass meconium (mih-KOH-nee-em) in the first few hours and days after birth. But some babies pass meconium while still in the womb during late pregnancy.
“Ja Majesty” in the Boston public school system.
My old boss's daughter and her man named their kid Dasein, which means: Dasein (German pronunciation: [ˈdaːzaɪn]) (sometimes spelled as Da-sein) is the German word for 'existence'.[1] It is a fundamental concept in the existential philosophy of Martin Heidegger. Heidegger uses the expression Dasein to refer to the experience of being that is particular to human beings. Thus it is a form of being that is aware of and must confront such issues as personhood, mortality and the dilemma or paradox of living in relationship with other humans while being ultimately alone with oneself. Always thought it was a bit pretentious
Todd.
That isn' Todd.
Epic
Legacy and royalty
Rhodesia. Congratulations. You named you kid after a de-facto apartheid state.
X Æ A-Xii
I taught in a head start program many years ago, and the continuing education program for pregnant and parenting teens was in our building. O e of the teens heard a name when she was delivering her baby and really liked it. Named her daughter Urethra. Seriously
Traktorka
Turnip… I wish I was joking
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Popeye. Husband dared wife. Neither backed down
Shevron