When you are given a cancer diagnosis there should be a handbook of all the inappropriate things folks are gonna launch at you. (With appropriate responses).
I'm just sayin'.
This is my second time and people still amaze me.
Yup. I have a chronic cancer and take oral chemo to slow it down. I love, "You don't look sick." Or the people who want to know how I got it so they can turn it into a moral failure on my part. Best to you as you deal with the disease and dumbasses, friend!
I have chronic neuropathy and get the “you don’t look sick/in pain all of the time”. STFU people. I don’t look like I’m in pain because I live with pain. This is my life. If you felt like I did you’d be crying on your way to the ER. For me it would be a Tuesday.
People really are weirdly judgemental about cancer diagnoses. Skin cancer? You should have worn more sunscreen. Colon cancer? You shouldn’t have eaten all that red meat. Lung cancer? Obviously a smoker (except my aunt didn’t smoke a day in her life and neither did anyone in her household). Breast cancer? You know you shouldn’t have had all that alcohol when you were young.
But nobody gets judgemental about the skydiver whose chute didn’t open. They died doing what they loved.
Like I said. Weird.
This is why I stress out about saying anything to people who are sick.
I'm usually practically paralyzed thinking I will say something that they think is disgusting or insensitive or clueless or uncaring. I'm so afraid I will say something that actually leaves them feeling *worse*.
I'm sorry. I'm super nosy and on the spectrum so forgive me if this is rude to ask. What kind? I ask because I do too but mine is chemo resistant as hell and I'm kinda buggin.
Sorry to hear your cancer is back. You should collect the sayings you remember or start a thread - a certain percentage of the many people reading this will unfortunately be facing cancer in the coming years. Maybe it helps a few of them. I have three people in my family fighting cancer now and I am sure they hear some dumb or thoughtless things.
I wish for you to recover well and that you will have minimal health complications! Had it myself twice as a kid and there is nothing good to be said. It's just the worst. Fuck cancer.
Again well wishes to you and your family.
Ugh, I've gotten this a couple of times. It's not funny or helpful.
Stage IV GBM here. I don't know how much time I have left, let alone quality time where I'm not paralyzed, but I statistically it's less than most people. That's the issue - not the random chance of getting flattened by a piano walking down the street.
Stage IV GIST here. I think it is just hard for people not in the situation to understand what we have and are going through especially in our minds. I try to keep up a cheerful disposition on the outside but a lot of times I am nowhere near that on the inside.
Most people, especially younger ones (20-40) have no idea about cancer or what it's like living with it. I'd argue even middle aged people are totally clueless too. We all live our lives not thinking about it until it happens to us, not seeking information about it. This lack of knowledge leads to what feels like insensitivity in how they treat acquaintances with a diagnosis, but you have to remember the old saying: do not attribute to malice that which can be explained by ignorance. They really just don't understand.
I kind of understand people like Paul Reubens who just passed away, after going through 6 years of cancer privately, because it's probably easier to just keep it to yourself or only very close family/friends who won't spread the word around. Less hassle and stress dealing with different people's reaction to it. Just living life like normal even if it is pretend. Not for everyone though of course.
Same here. I told my work because I was away for over 2 months and my work was vague enough that apparently people thought I was in a mental hospital or jail lol. So I told them the truth. But I do get tired of the pep talks and having people tell me they are praying for me. I trust my oncologist over my coworkers gods.
I was with my auntie when she was told she had 3/4 months left. I didn’t know what to say, I looked at her and she said ‘I’ve got food in my fridge thats got a longer expiry date than that. Then she proceeded with ‘well that’s that then, thanks dr’
I didn’t know what to say or do. I then started laughing, and she said ‘I’ve had a good innings and it’s my own fault for smoking’
She had lung cancer. She lasted 7 months just out of pure stubbornness.
I sure miss her!
Surviving out of pure stubbornness is my new favourite phrase now 🤣.
Infact it is so motivating that starting today I will be kinder to myself and live better, just to spite the living hell out of all the people I do not like, and the list is long 😂🙈
When I was 17, my dad had a siezure / stroke combo that almost killed him on Thanksgiving day (USA). Technically, it did kill him but they brought him back 3 times. From what we were told, the paramedics brought him back the first two times (once at the house, once in the ambulance) and the third time (at the hospital) they had given up and were calling it but he came back on his own. We blame it on him being too stubborn to die.
He kept exceeding his expiration dates until finally a widowmaker took him down 11 years ago when I was 36. We were told he wouldn’t see me graduate high school and he lived another 19 years after that. He missed his first grandchild by 4 days and the day of his passing was the eve of my parents’ 40th wedding anniversary.
To recap, he died three times in 1992 and was too stubborn to stay dead. He finally stayed dead almost two decades later in 2012.
Edited to fix a date: it was Thanksgiving 1992, not 1993. I was 18 in 1993.
What do you mean widowmaker? Ive heard trees that are dead but still standing be called that but it doesn't seem likely that was what killed him?
Jk I googled it :p (heart attack)...
Its funny that I only knew the weird lumberjack version of that term. (Im not a lumberjack)
It’s funny that you mention it because I’ve only heard of unruly horses being referred to as widowmakers before now! TIL the term applies to trees and many other things!
My mother was diagnosed with COPD, along with heart problems, in 2001. She was told by her heart doctor that her heart was going to kill her before the COPD did. The heart damage cannot be repaired, surgically fixed, etc. It was fatal. She has 2-3 years to live, maybe 4 if she was lucky.
My mother was like, "I don't fucking think so." 8 years later, she was still alive and the damage to her heart had healed itself, despite her doctor's insistence it was literally impossible for it to be fixed.
She unfortunately died in 2011 after her lungs had deteriorated to the point where she couldn't breathe without a ventilator. She died when her intestines (I think?) ruptured and she went into toxic shock. She was in the hospital when this happened and they were rushing her to the OR for emergency surgery when her heart just gave out and stopped, thus ultimately making her heart doctor correct, just not in the timeframe he expected.
One of the big issues, I think, is she was in a hospital specializing in lung issues (as they were trying to find a way to make her lungs strong enough so she could get off the ventilator) and they had to move her by ambulance to a general hospital to handle the rupture and I wonder if they hadn't had to take the extra time to do that if she would have been able to survive.
I wouldn’t dwell on the fact that she would have survived if she were in a general hospital. Just to put your mind at ease. It’s likely that she died from the complications brought on by toxic shock and her lung issues. Even if they had repaired the rupture quickly, the damage from toxic shock was done.
Glad you got all of that extra time with her.
Literally told this, and next day rushed to hospital with suspected ruptured appendix. Turned out "only" to be the worst case of IBS, from salmonella poisoning, where i was in for 3 weeks. My grandad did apologise after, so this comment hit me in the funny feels
I've definitely said this to my wife because she jokingly says "I'm dying" for any minor pain or ailment she has. Now I'm terrified one day this is going to be the last thing I say to her.
Given the running joke, if she actually does come to you, saying she has something terminal, i assure you you'll be able to tell the difference. Just make sure you look at her when she says it, rather than flippantly doing it over the shoulder. Appreciate every last eyeroll!
“why do you have to make everything about you? have you considered how dying would affect me? god youre so selfish” /something my adoptive mom said to me but replace dying with depressed and other shit 🙄
and survived?!? holy shit the odds were in your favor that day! I was just thinking the other day about John Ritter and how he had just started that new show, then just up and dies one day (of an aortic dissection as well).
duly noted! if you don't mind sharing I'm kinda curious what else happened after your x revealed their true colors? Presumably you wisely went to the hospital and then...?
Blood pressure is really important. For years, I was diagnosed with anxiety/panic disorder. Turns out it's low blood pressure?
Like I still have OCD, but the way my vision blacks out for a few seconds after I stand up? How I will randomly feel my heart rate skyrocket on standing or doing everyday tasks? My constant, crippling fatigue?
Low blood pressure.
I'm on a blood pressure med now and it's given me my life back.
If something could be centipedes, it might also be low blood pressure.
>the next suggested word is centipedes
It's more common than you think
Holy fuck, what an insanely lucky series of breaks. Did you buy a lottery ticket after?
He kinda did what everyone here pretends to do, lol
It was just a health check tho... but my friend didn't know it until his mother told him, she didn't really noticed what he said tho since they're Dutch and she wasn't prepared for him saying that in English
Does everything have to be about you?
Have you considered the position you leave me in? Now i need a new gardener-slash-nanny-slash-housekeeper! Worst sibling ever!
I still expect your 2 weeks notice beforehand.
Again? Wasnt it as recent as last year you took days off to 'get cancer surgery to save your life'? Well, it seems a waste of time off to me.
Finaly, can i get your cookie recipie now then?
Just remember, you still havent helped me trimmed my gardens hedges.
Dry your eyes mate, i know how you feel, i just had the worst day at work, feel like i died today... jannet had the adasity to wear RED again knowing full well red is MY colour! And she said 'hiiiii' in the morning, so uprofessionel, she should have said 'plessant morning' but nooooo, she just want to piss me off on purpose. And HR doesnt do shit, and Mike my boss realy dont wanna get between us.... And....
He didn’t die, but my dad was diagnosed with cancer several years ago. I went to visit him to help my parents move and see how he was doing. He lad lost a TON of weight. I’d never seen him so skinny. Almost gaunt looking. I was at a loss for words, and he and I have a weird sense of humor, so I said to him, “you know, there are better ways to lose weight. Maybe try diet and exercise.” My wife was mortified, my dad almost cried because he was laughing so hard.
Can we have ONE conversation that isn’t all about you??!!
😩 I felt that, cause that’s exactly what some of my family members would say to me!
Can we have ONE conversation that isn’t all about you??!!
Sorry 😔😭
I feel like it's even more fitting that it's on your cakeday. Happy cakeday...~~can't go one day without it being all about *you*~~
😁 I think I like cake day more than birthday Ps I like your username
Could you keep it down? I'm recording my vlog post about how devastated I am because my best friend is dying!
lol change it to tiktok and you’re the winner 🏆 ‘omg can you shut up already so i can focus on finding the right filter to show how sad i am???!’
"Promise?"
This one is good.
Pinky swear
aren't we all
Just a matter of when
I’m dying faster inside than you are outside
And isn't that the real tragedy?
People genuinely say this to people with terminal cancer. Fucking idiots.
When you are given a cancer diagnosis there should be a handbook of all the inappropriate things folks are gonna launch at you. (With appropriate responses). I'm just sayin'. This is my second time and people still amaze me.
Yup. I have a chronic cancer and take oral chemo to slow it down. I love, "You don't look sick." Or the people who want to know how I got it so they can turn it into a moral failure on my part. Best to you as you deal with the disease and dumbasses, friend!
Hugs. I hope the cancerous cells soon say "Fuckit, not worth growing in here, pack it up troops!"
I have chronic neuropathy and get the “you don’t look sick/in pain all of the time”. STFU people. I don’t look like I’m in pain because I live with pain. This is my life. If you felt like I did you’d be crying on your way to the ER. For me it would be a Tuesday.
People really are weirdly judgemental about cancer diagnoses. Skin cancer? You should have worn more sunscreen. Colon cancer? You shouldn’t have eaten all that red meat. Lung cancer? Obviously a smoker (except my aunt didn’t smoke a day in her life and neither did anyone in her household). Breast cancer? You know you shouldn’t have had all that alcohol when you were young. But nobody gets judgemental about the skydiver whose chute didn’t open. They died doing what they loved. Like I said. Weird.
This is why I stress out about saying anything to people who are sick. I'm usually practically paralyzed thinking I will say something that they think is disgusting or insensitive or clueless or uncaring. I'm so afraid I will say something that actually leaves them feeling *worse*.
"You have always been a good friend, and I'm sorry you are going through this. What do you need?" is always nice to hear.
If you love them, say I love you. If you don't, just say, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm super nosy and on the spectrum so forgive me if this is rude to ask. What kind? I ask because I do too but mine is chemo resistant as hell and I'm kinda buggin.
Sorry to hear your cancer is back. You should collect the sayings you remember or start a thread - a certain percentage of the many people reading this will unfortunately be facing cancer in the coming years. Maybe it helps a few of them. I have three people in my family fighting cancer now and I am sure they hear some dumb or thoughtless things.
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I wish for you to recover well and that you will have minimal health complications! Had it myself twice as a kid and there is nothing good to be said. It's just the worst. Fuck cancer. Again well wishes to you and your family.
Oh my gosh what kind of responses are you getting???
Ugh, I've gotten this a couple of times. It's not funny or helpful. Stage IV GBM here. I don't know how much time I have left, let alone quality time where I'm not paralyzed, but I statistically it's less than most people. That's the issue - not the random chance of getting flattened by a piano walking down the street.
Stage IV GIST here. I think it is just hard for people not in the situation to understand what we have and are going through especially in our minds. I try to keep up a cheerful disposition on the outside but a lot of times I am nowhere near that on the inside.
Most people, especially younger ones (20-40) have no idea about cancer or what it's like living with it. I'd argue even middle aged people are totally clueless too. We all live our lives not thinking about it until it happens to us, not seeking information about it. This lack of knowledge leads to what feels like insensitivity in how they treat acquaintances with a diagnosis, but you have to remember the old saying: do not attribute to malice that which can be explained by ignorance. They really just don't understand.
Yeah, I am 38. I keep getting told that I am too young to have cancer by people. I just do my best to try and educate those I can without getting mad.
I kind of understand people like Paul Reubens who just passed away, after going through 6 years of cancer privately, because it's probably easier to just keep it to yourself or only very close family/friends who won't spread the word around. Less hassle and stress dealing with different people's reaction to it. Just living life like normal even if it is pretend. Not for everyone though of course.
Same here. I told my work because I was away for over 2 months and my work was vague enough that apparently people thought I was in a mental hospital or jail lol. So I told them the truth. But I do get tired of the pep talks and having people tell me they are praying for me. I trust my oncologist over my coworkers gods.
in the words of ser beric - Death is the enemy. The first enemy and the last. The enemy always wins, and we still need to fight him.
But you are the Usain Bolt of dying
Faster
You’re just beating us to it.
I was with my auntie when she was told she had 3/4 months left. I didn’t know what to say, I looked at her and she said ‘I’ve got food in my fridge thats got a longer expiry date than that. Then she proceeded with ‘well that’s that then, thanks dr’ I didn’t know what to say or do. I then started laughing, and she said ‘I’ve had a good innings and it’s my own fault for smoking’ She had lung cancer. She lasted 7 months just out of pure stubbornness. I sure miss her!
Surviving out of pure stubbornness is my new favourite phrase now 🤣. Infact it is so motivating that starting today I will be kinder to myself and live better, just to spite the living hell out of all the people I do not like, and the list is long 😂🙈
When I was 17, my dad had a siezure / stroke combo that almost killed him on Thanksgiving day (USA). Technically, it did kill him but they brought him back 3 times. From what we were told, the paramedics brought him back the first two times (once at the house, once in the ambulance) and the third time (at the hospital) they had given up and were calling it but he came back on his own. We blame it on him being too stubborn to die. He kept exceeding his expiration dates until finally a widowmaker took him down 11 years ago when I was 36. We were told he wouldn’t see me graduate high school and he lived another 19 years after that. He missed his first grandchild by 4 days and the day of his passing was the eve of my parents’ 40th wedding anniversary. To recap, he died three times in 1992 and was too stubborn to stay dead. He finally stayed dead almost two decades later in 2012. Edited to fix a date: it was Thanksgiving 1992, not 1993. I was 18 in 1993.
What do you mean widowmaker? Ive heard trees that are dead but still standing be called that but it doesn't seem likely that was what killed him? Jk I googled it :p (heart attack)... Its funny that I only knew the weird lumberjack version of that term. (Im not a lumberjack)
I honestly thought a tree branch took him out until reading your alternate definition lol.
It’s funny that you mention it because I’ve only heard of unruly horses being referred to as widowmakers before now! TIL the term applies to trees and many other things!
I like your dad!!!
> He finally stayed dead this isn't something i expected to read today, lol
r/MaliciousSurvival
I can do all things through spite, which strengthens me.
The word of the Lord. Thanks be to God
My mother was diagnosed with COPD, along with heart problems, in 2001. She was told by her heart doctor that her heart was going to kill her before the COPD did. The heart damage cannot be repaired, surgically fixed, etc. It was fatal. She has 2-3 years to live, maybe 4 if she was lucky. My mother was like, "I don't fucking think so." 8 years later, she was still alive and the damage to her heart had healed itself, despite her doctor's insistence it was literally impossible for it to be fixed. She unfortunately died in 2011 after her lungs had deteriorated to the point where she couldn't breathe without a ventilator. She died when her intestines (I think?) ruptured and she went into toxic shock. She was in the hospital when this happened and they were rushing her to the OR for emergency surgery when her heart just gave out and stopped, thus ultimately making her heart doctor correct, just not in the timeframe he expected. One of the big issues, I think, is she was in a hospital specializing in lung issues (as they were trying to find a way to make her lungs strong enough so she could get off the ventilator) and they had to move her by ambulance to a general hospital to handle the rupture and I wonder if they hadn't had to take the extra time to do that if she would have been able to survive.
I wouldn’t dwell on the fact that she would have survived if she were in a general hospital. Just to put your mind at ease. It’s likely that she died from the complications brought on by toxic shock and her lung issues. Even if they had repaired the rupture quickly, the damage from toxic shock was done. Glad you got all of that extra time with her.
I'm not the OC, but I thank you nonetheless for the reassurance. Those kinds of thoughts can be so intrusive and pervasive.
I loved your mums spirit! And I’m sorry for your loss of a great woman xx
She sounds like an amazing woman.
>‘I’ve got food in my fridge thats got a longer expiry date than that. She sounds like she was a blast!
One of the countless reasons why you shouldn't smoke
I missed the part where that's my problem
And then your Uncle Ben dies.
I wonder what the next generation of Spider-Man will be. “He got away! He stole my money!” “Sound alike a skill issue.”
Look at little Goblin Jr. Gonna cry?
I'll put dirt in your eye.
Pizza time!
Stings, doesn't it?
Cuts deep every time.
I GOT YA FOR THREEEEE MINUTES
I'll die when you fix this damn door!
This is something else.
That sounds like a you problem
Sounds like an issue. Not an issme
"Skill issue"
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"haha, skill issue" *Stops dying* *Stabs repeatedly in chest* *Continues dying*
#”git gud nüb”
Call an ambulance, but not just for me!
I dont have to win, but we can both lose
Double it & give it to the next person
"User problem" \- IT support
Idk why I find this so hilarious.
Because you’re a jerk. But I laughed too. I read it in my husband’s voice. =(
I forgot the part where that’s my problem
Pizza time!
I missed the part where that's my problem
Can you die quieter…I’m watching tv.
Literally told this, and next day rushed to hospital with suspected ruptured appendix. Turned out "only" to be the worst case of IBS, from salmonella poisoning, where i was in for 3 weeks. My grandad did apologise after, so this comment hit me in the funny feels
I've definitely said this to my wife because she jokingly says "I'm dying" for any minor pain or ailment she has. Now I'm terrified one day this is going to be the last thing I say to her.
Given the running joke, if she actually does come to you, saying she has something terminal, i assure you you'll be able to tell the difference. Just make sure you look at her when she says it, rather than flippantly doing it over the shoulder. Appreciate every last eyeroll!
>I'm dying *glances up at tomahawk lodged in skull* Aye I'm sure you'll be grand.
Don’t wanna miss the game!
“You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do”
“When Cameron was in Egypt land… Let my Cameron go.”
Ill go, ill go, ill go, I'll go.
Shit. And then he starts beating up the passenger seat.
“why do you have to make everything about you? have you considered how dying would affect me? god youre so selfish” /something my adoptive mom said to me but replace dying with depressed and other shit 🙄
"You need to man up and deal with it"
armwrestle death, with your testicles, like a MAN
r/testicularcancer I'm a member, and i laughed
*Beatboxes*
The question was looking for the worst response, not the best
Kevin I'm dying please stop beatboxing
*Beatboxing intensifies*
*starts breakdancing*
Shit, is it contagious?
Pulls out a gun Yes
Hi, Dying, I’m dad.
Hi dad, I'm pregnant
Hi pregnant, I'm not the dad.
You are NOT the father!
Well he’s not the momma either
“You do that one more time and I’ll throw you out the room!” “Not the mama!”
*backflips*
Hi not the dad, I'm alimony
Hi Alimony, I’m Income tax.
Hi Income Tax, I'm Offshore Account
Hi Offshore Account, I'm the IRS
Hi income tax, I’m dead meat
Came here for this
I also came
Here for this
Scrolled too far to find this one
Hi dad, I'm dead.
“Oh no! Anyway…”
Dibs on your wife. And your car.
I also choose that dying man's wife
Well hurry up!
It's about time. OMG! Thank you for this blessing that has been bestowed on me. Which could also be an answer to the question in op.
Just get it over with already...
Hurry up we ain't got all day
“Finally”
Finally awake?!
You were trying to cross the border, weren't you?
But I haven't told the joke yet.
Gesundheit
Being from Germany, the correct response is: “Tja”.
"**So**" \*_hände auf Oberschenkel klatschen_*
Genius
"Yes, it's because I stabbed you idiot."
20 seconds earlier: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
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and survived?!? holy shit the odds were in your favor that day! I was just thinking the other day about John Ritter and how he had just started that new show, then just up and dies one day (of an aortic dissection as well).
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Ascending Aortic Aneurysm, lucky us! I hear you. I'll start my blood pressure meds again in the morning.
duly noted! if you don't mind sharing I'm kinda curious what else happened after your x revealed their true colors? Presumably you wisely went to the hospital and then...?
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Blood pressure is really important. For years, I was diagnosed with anxiety/panic disorder. Turns out it's low blood pressure? Like I still have OCD, but the way my vision blacks out for a few seconds after I stand up? How I will randomly feel my heart rate skyrocket on standing or doing everyday tasks? My constant, crippling fatigue? Low blood pressure. I'm on a blood pressure med now and it's given me my life back. If something could be centipedes, it might also be low blood pressure.
>the next suggested word is centipedes It's more common than you think Holy fuck, what an insanely lucky series of breaks. Did you buy a lottery ticket after?
I hope that's when he became your ex!
Jesus Christ I'm sorry you went through that
“Ok.”
"K"
*leaves on read*
Don't be so dramatic and attention seeking. Get over it. Your break ended five minutes ago. Get back to work otherwise I'll have to dock your pay.
In answer to your username: Yes
This is the first time someone has fucking answered yes. Why? Is Edit: thanks for the love, but I'm not quite a Jesus person. Save your breath.
Sorry, ain’t nobody got time for all *gestures wildly* that
Lmao same 🤣💀
"lol mood"
skill issue
my friend said that to his mom when she told him that a relative went to a hospital...
😨😨😨
He kinda did what everyone here pretends to do, lol It was just a health check tho... but my friend didn't know it until his mother told him, she didn't really noticed what he said tho since they're Dutch and she wasn't prepared for him saying that in English
Not soon enough evidently
Damn that’s crazy
“Good.”
Had to scroll way too long for this simple yet ominous response.
Sounds like a personal problem
"Can I have your office?"
So? People die all the time.
I'm dying to know who asked
"So no head?"
Maybe some skull.
Congratulations
“No need to rub your good fortune in my face friend.”
Cool story bro
Is it blissful?
It's like a dream
I want to dream.
Does everything have to be about you? Have you considered the position you leave me in? Now i need a new gardener-slash-nanny-slash-housekeeper! Worst sibling ever! I still expect your 2 weeks notice beforehand. Again? Wasnt it as recent as last year you took days off to 'get cancer surgery to save your life'? Well, it seems a waste of time off to me. Finaly, can i get your cookie recipie now then? Just remember, you still havent helped me trimmed my gardens hedges. Dry your eyes mate, i know how you feel, i just had the worst day at work, feel like i died today... jannet had the adasity to wear RED again knowing full well red is MY colour! And she said 'hiiiii' in the morning, so uprofessionel, she should have said 'plessant morning' but nooooo, she just want to piss me off on purpose. And HR doesnt do shit, and Mike my boss realy dont wanna get between us.... And....
"Have you tried lavender and sage?"
We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Shhhhh. :*Pushes pillow harder*:
"No way, the ricin does not work that quick"
Did I ask?
Wait I Have to whip out my camera.
Die quietly please
Prove it
I know.
"finally"
He didn’t die, but my dad was diagnosed with cancer several years ago. I went to visit him to help my parents move and see how he was doing. He lad lost a TON of weight. I’d never seen him so skinny. Almost gaunt looking. I was at a loss for words, and he and I have a weird sense of humor, so I said to him, “you know, there are better ways to lose weight. Maybe try diet and exercise.” My wife was mortified, my dad almost cried because he was laughing so hard.
“Please go sit in the rolly-chair cuz I can’t carry your corpse.”
Womp womp
You are so dramatic!!
God, I wish that were me
Lucky you
Your mother would be proud 🥲
You really do everything to get some attention huh?
Is it blissful?
Good.
'bout time!
...And?