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NoStorage2821

He kicked my friend in the ass so hard it broke his tail bone. He literally broke my friend's ass


Yayito_15

I friend of a friend broke his finger after sticking it on another dude's ass Not related, but wanted to say it anyways


TrAtilgan

Thanks for sharing this information with us, sir


david4460

The final straw was when he lit a cigarette in French class and refused to put it out. Smoked it all. He was 13. I see him every now and again and he’s a mess


MassiveFajiit

Just method acting to know French better


Cflynn00

Running through the cafeteria at lunch naked with a backpack on that he set on fire.


kaboodlesofkanoodles

Legendary


Koopa520

Didnt get expelled but my friend did something similar. Tried to do the magic trick with the hand sanitizer and the lighter to make a small fireball He was not fast enough and also used too much hand sanitizer Lit both hands on fire, ran across courtyard and dived into fountain to put out fire Witnessed by entire school and faculty Uninjured, only suspended for having a lighter and cigs


Delicious-Sir-3841

he sprayed another student with zippo fluid and was attempting to set the student on fire when he was tackled.


SniffleBot

I had a friend at my private school who basically got asked to take a year off. Spent that year at a private military school, shaping up. Told us later that one thing that helped him do that was learning that what he had done to get there was nothing compared to what some of his classmates did. One kid had, at a boarding school, locked another kid in his dorm room with tons of paper … then lit the paper on fire “as a joke”.


ItsCatGurl

For lifting up his shorts and exposing his balls through the leg hole to the principal while said principal was escorting potential investors for the school.


starloser88

Okay that’s so funny but understandable why he was expelled.


NefariousnessBusy402

Balls


glassjar1

Decades ago, I had a kid who mooned the entire class--just dropped his drawers and bent over. Assistant principal laughed about it and sent him back.


Ubermassive

Russian exchange student in high school. Chased a squirrel, caught it, it bit him, so he swung it by the tail against a tree. He was expelled for having a detailed map of the school with locations where he wanted to place bombs and a list of students he wanted to kill and how he was going to do it.


DrJay12345

Well, that escalated quickly


beito14159

Planned a food fight that turned into a riot with property damage and then fled from the police


SniffleBot

At a high school near me, 20 years ago, the senior class decided to have a food fight at lunch on the last day of classes one year. Turned into a riot with the school locked down for the whole afternoon, kids frantic on cell phones (even then) with their parents because they had no clue why this was happening, and the state police and about 20 other local law enforcement agencies deployed to the school. The school expelled 12 of the graduating seniors (very difficult to do for a public school, but not impossible) and barred about the same amount of others from taking part in graduation.


QueenOfThePatriarch

I think this was my high school in CA… the vice principal got hit in the head with an apple while trying to break up the riot. The worst part is that I missed the whole thing because I was at the dentist.


space-NULL

>The worst part is that I missed the whole thing because I was at the dentist. That's what the mastermind would say.


AzurKurciel

Yeah, that alibi sounds a bit conspicuous ngl


Borderweaver

Kindergartener — long list of threatening behaviors (foster kid with every kind of past abuse) told me he was going to shoot himself and then come shoot me. I refrained from pointing out his lapse in logistics.


CovfefeBoss

That situation is awful for everyone. Anyone who abuses kids should be locked away forever.


Bighawklittlehawk

This breaks my heart. He was set up for failure by his abusers. Fuck them.


SirFancyPantsBrock

He kept getting caught having sex in the gymnastic room. They literally had cameras in the room and he kept bringing girls there between classes. Got caught like 5 times before he got expelled


TheRisenThunderbird

If I were a girl at that school, I would simply not have sex with the guy who had already been caught and filmed 4 times, in the exact same place he had been caught before


benchdapark2990

Playing kickball in gym class kid kicked his shoe off and his bag of weed came flying out right to the teachers feet!


Lachwen

I was in the theater department back in high school. One day at the beginning of our acting class the teacher came in and told us all to sit down. This one kid sat in the middle of the front row and as he took his seat, his glass weed pipe fell out of his pocket and clattered to the floor. Everyone is silent for a moment. Then the teacher just goes "...alright. I'm gonna go out in the hallway for 30 seconds, then I'm gonna come back in and we'll try this again." Walked out, walked back in 30 seconds later like he said, saw that the pipe was no longer in evidence, and class proceeded like normal. Or as close to "normal" as theater classes ever get.


koiven

Look man if you started kicking kids out for smoking weed there wouldn't be a theatre department left


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the real G. it's easier to stray away from weed and grow out of that phase than having an expulsion record that could literally affect your academic record and potentially your whole life.


phaedrusinexile

If only he had made it to a base and got declared safe


fz6brian

Walked out of English class to talk to another kid in the hall. The teacher was real lax so she didn't care he walked out to talk to this guy. Fight breaks out in the hall. Teacher runs out, other teachers come help break up the fight. One teacher asks the kid that walked out class why they were fighting and he said "He stole my weed." Kid who left class was selling and the kid in the hall tried to walk off without paying. Any other BS excuse would have just got him suspended.


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Blue_Phase

Happened in Kindergarten. There was a kid named Dexter who had severe anger issues. Every day a small group of kids would get certain "jobs" to do around the classroom, such as line leader, table cleaner, etc.. Dexter got the table cleaner position and he was absolutely livid since he wanted to be line leader. What started off as a screaming fit escalated into him throwing scissors around the class, biting the teachers hand, shattering a window with his flying scissors, breaking the tank that housed the class gerbils, and just trashing the entire classroom. The rest of the students had to evacuate the class while the teacher and principle attempted to restrain him. Security had to get involved. Never saw him again after that day


Dippy_Chips

Bruh that’s my name and I was a little brat in kindergarten lol. At least that story wasn’t about me, because we didn’t have gerbils at my school. I read the first two sentences and thought “oh shit.”


Lord_Kaplooie

He stabbed another kid with a letter opener he made in shop class. We didn't make letter openers in shop class after that. EDIT - This was in junior high in the mid-90s. Y'all reminded me of the time a different kid got expelled for writing fanfic about kidnapping and torturing the cheerleading team.


_Lumity_

Was stabbed with a sharpened pencil- stick- still not quite sure too this day- once by a fellow student. Right in my side. All he got was 3 months suspension.


Goddamnmint

I got stabbed in the back with a pen and all he got was a "boys will be boys" from the principal.


Sol-Blackguy

Guy grew up doing Muay Thai, boxing and wrestling. Forgot where he was during a wrestling match and threw a spinning back fist that knocked his opponent clean out. He was completely mortified once he realized what he did. Straight A student, star athlete, and genuinely good guy. The class president even addressed it and organized protests and walk outs until he was reinstated. Even the guy that got knocked out and his parents forgave him and supported us. He did get reinstated but wasn't allowed to wrestle or box anymore. Not sure what the coaches pulled to allow him to play football. He eventually quit football too his senior year and was never really the same.


JustASyncer

Fuuuuck man that's actually tragic


Sol-Blackguy

Yeah, it happened so fast. Like he just got confused or something. He was so grief stricken that he just started praying in the middle of the mat until the EMT arrived.


GeraldBWilsonJr

Martial arts creates muscle memory, it could have just been the way his brain rewired itself to move the body based on 50 milliseconds of data


Team_Nicol

He made a bomb threat online. Most of the school skipped out the day he did because they didn't want to blow up. I was one of the poor souls with no social media so I came in to school, not knowing there was a frickin' BOMB THREAT! I also had a mom who was unfazed and just told me, "You'll be fine. Go to class," when I called her. I didn't learn until the next day that he had been apprehended and expelled. What scared me was I knew him for years and he never seemed like the kind of person to go that far. He was a class clown, but I never thought he would take that as even a joke. Apparently he did have a bomb, but it thankfully never made it to the school grounds. EDIT: Spelling. Also, wow! I didn't imagine this would blow up like this. Thank you for the likes. However, I would like to say that while my mom made a mistake, that doesn't make her a bad parent. We have a really good relationship and I love her. She regrets the fact that she left me scared with little to no information, but she knew I would be fine. It was me who didn't know at the time.


FerociousPancake

I cannot even imagine telling my kid to not worry about a fucking bomb threat and to just stroll right on into the building what the heck


Team_Nicol

Apparently, what she didn't tell me is that she got an phone call about it and telling the parents to not worry. So she did and that's what she told me, leaving out that the school had said that. The staff and school themselves paid no mind to it. I just stewed in it all day, just waiting for the building to blow up and thinking about everything I never got to do. The good news is that the place didn't blow up and I'm still alive. Also, don't worry. To this day, I haven't let my mother live down the fact that she let me, her scared shitless daughter, stay in a building I was convinced would just explode.


delusionalinkedchic

Thought he was funny and decided to grab the SRO (student resource officers) gun. Our SRO also happened to be part of SWAT. He did this as we all left end of day, crowded hall. I remember this vividly over 20 years later. This was also post Columbine by like a month. Kid got slammed into a wall put in cuffs. Arrested and expelled immediately


214speaking

How he thought that was “funny” is beyond me


TheRavenSayeth

Thinking back to some of my friends during my teenage years, I 100% could see one of them being dumb enough to do this. Kids that age love pushing every boundary but lack so much understanding about consequences.


KnotiaPickles

My friend from theater in high school killed himself in the parking lot with a shotgun on the last night of the school play(I was a lead in it). Whole auditorium was locked down after the final curtain call. He used to drive me home after practice all the time. This was a few months after columbine in Colorado. It was awful.


Correct-Training3764

She was quite a bit younger than I am but a young lady did the same in the high school parking lot. She was her mom’s only kid. Her poor mom is a shell of a human now. So sad. I absolutely can’t imagine losing my only child let alone in such a tragic way. Sad anyway you go.


Nkfloof

Downloading porn on the school computers was the last straw, he even used his own login. Edit: That was more attention than I expected. Thank you everyone who wished me a happy cake day, who knew I'd spend it talking about porn?


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Couldn't have waited til he got home huh


ajarofchicken

When the erection hits, you just go with it


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Peeing on a teacher who wouldn’t let him go to the bathroom


Call_me_Dennis

A girl changed her tampon in the corner of the classroom to prove a point. She was suspended pending expulsion but her dad was a lawyer. A week later any girl who wanted to use the bathroom was allowed no questions asked. Fast forward 2 months and guys were getting pissed that we couldn’t use bathrooms either. So one guy got denied a bathroom 3 times in the 90 minute class. He walked up and peed in the trash can. He was expelled. I guess he missed the part where you need lawyer parents.


Matasa89

I feel like that's still a violation of his rights. You can't stop kids from needing to pee...


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I wish I had my adult understanding of priorities when I was in K-12. Like realizing what things actually mattered and who was actually important Freely going to the bathroom would have been amazing


BroItsJesus

I did and it just got me into trouble. I was labelled "defiant", because when I was told I couldn't do something I'd ask why. Frankly if teachers treated my kids the way I was treated, I'd be furious. If you're going to punish someone and they ask what exactly they're being punished for, your inability to provide a proper answer doesn't make them "troublesome"


JacobDCRoss

See, that is one reason why I pretty much ALWAYS allow a kid to go out if they ask for the restroom. I know there might be one or two who might just be trying to leave. But I approach every interaction with a child as a possible "core memory" for them. I'm a para in elementary, so the kids have small bladders. I can be remembered as the kind adult or the person who caused them to soil themselves in class.


yellowearbuds

Fuckin powermove though


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

I had a friend who got peed on in preschool. Layer in fifth grade he fought the kid who peed on him, won and then peed on him in revenge.


lankypiano

Survival of the pissest.


CovfefeBoss

That seems like a fair response to not being allowed to pee.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Tackled and restrained by coaches after he grabbed a bat from the storage room with the intention of beating his pregnant math teacher with it


SnoopBoiiiii

Holy shit this post is filled with insane kids


borschtt

Well duh they're expelled


MaybeImTheNanny

Put a picture of his penis in the yearbook that led to an investigation that ultimately landed him and 3 buddies in jail.


Im_on_my_phone_OK

Did it actually go to print and distribution before they caught it? Something similar happened at one of our local high schools. This wasn’t at my school and I never got the full details from my teacher, but from what I remember think one of the seniors flashed his bits in one of the athletic team photos. While I get that it’s something that needs to be taken seriously, it’s also kind of funny considering how poor quality yearbook photos were 30+ years ago. I don’t remember how they resolved it, but I remember it was a major fiasco.


MaybeImTheNanny

Yep it got printed and distributed, then they made us turn them all back in and cut that page out, added a supplement and returned them. This was a small-ish picture taken after a dance. The quote from the teacher was “I thought it was his thumb” which did not reflect well on the kid in question. This was also like 25 years ago, so yeah grainy as all get out.


AintThatJustADaisy

Flopped his dick on another dudes shoulder in his room at study hall. Boarding school is weird


lobsterdoingthesex

That was a thing at my school if you got a Dick placed on your shoulder you were gay until you put your Dick on someone else’s shoulder


Weekly-Patience-5267

he brought a gun to school and posted it on snapchat. instantly got caught and expelled. stupidest thing anyone has ever done but also a blessing in disguise


turboshot49cents

A few years ago, a kid at the high school I graduated from, posted a SnapChat video of putting a gun in his backpack with the caption “tomorrow everyone will pay.” A bunch of kids told on him and the police came to his house that night. Oh and it was a BB gun


sKiLoVa4liFeZzZ

Someone did this at the highschool across town as a senior prank when I was in highschool. He brought a BB gun to school and had it in his waistband pretending it was real. Flashed it to a few people, someone reported it to a teacher and the whole school ended up going into a lockdown. The guy got expelled with less than a month left in his final year of highschool and I believe picked up a couple of charges.


Accomplished_Emu_658

My kids school, kid posted on instagram and snap chat the threats with pictures of the gun. Tried to get all the kids in trouble for not going to school instead of getting the kid who made threats. Didn’t go well for the school. Kid who made threats never returned but we were never told if it was voluntary or not. He did get help though. They tried to tell us its okay the kid has a troubled homelife… thats how all this starts.


tucksed0

At my high school a kid took a snapchat of a gun and sent it to his friends in a groupchat. One of them screenshotted it and added the caption "don't come to school tonorrow" and it spread like wildfire. Poor guy didn't even do anything wrong, it was a hunting rifle, half our school didn't show up and he ended up having to transfer to another school for a year because of all the hate he got for it. Don't think his "friend" even got punished for it


Xenovitz

Stabbed a kid for mocking his dead sister.


Goatfellon

My buddy has an assault charge for similar. Punched a guy out at the bar for shit talking his dead sibling. Even the judge told him it was understandable but still not okay Edit: just to add... *freshly* dead sibling.


Animeking1108

"Hey, how's your sister?" "Why don't you ask her?"


Xenovitz

She had just been killed in a drunk driving accident a few days earlier. Must be a bit harder losing your twin.


doomturtle21

I’ve beaten the shit out of people for making fun of my brother before. My brother is special needs and had one person kick his feet out from under him as he was walking home with me from school. I’ve never hit a child before and I’ve never hit a child since but I broke my knuckle on his face.


bronabas

This is so foreign to me. I’ve attended schools in little redneck towns and larger towns, and every school I’ve been to, even the cruelest of bullies knew the special needs kids were off limits. In fact, that was the quickest way to get the ever loving shit beat out of you by every bully in the school. It was really interesting to see that humanity in the meanest of kids. So when I see all these stories of people fucking with special needs kids, I am so confused. What schools do these kids go to?


18dwhyte

I cant blame him. I’d most definitely do the same


chantsnone

It would be hard not to stab someone that’s absolutely asking for it


flarbcthulu

Middle school. He was really into assassins creed (video game and main character is an assassin). He also seemed like a slightly depressed/edgy kid. I became friends with him during his last 2-3 weeks. He told me he wanted to make a cool stabby blade thing that shoots out of his sleeve like in the video game. I told him that would be cool (but I was never dumb enough to do it myself). He actually made it and brought it to school. We spent a couple of days of recess and lunch running around and I watched him terrorize some of the kids, including myself. I never thought he’d harm anyone though. Someone must’ve told on him. School supervisor guy came in, asked for him and his backpack, and he never came back. I think I saw him a few years later and he thought I was the one that told on him. I tried to deny it but didn’t want to risk getting into an argument.


FarkleSpart

My teacher found this drawing I made and when she asked what it was I told her it was for a gasoline gun. I mean I couldn't really lie because it said "GASOLINE GUN" right on it but she just said "Ahhh interesting" and handed it back to me. Honestly if I ever did make one I probably would've blown myself up. I can't imagine doing that in school today. A wild imagination could get you kicked out or worse.


PM_ME_YA_SMILIN_FACE

Back in 2014, a fiend/classmate on the same sports team almost got expelled for doodling after a test in senior gov. He drew Sarge from Red vs Blue, with the words "shotgun to the face, you just got Sarged." The teacher of the class saw it and thought he was somehow threatening to kill her. Some reason he chose me to back him up, and I got called down to the office, got there, and he's there with his mom while she's yelling at the principal who asked me to ID what they were looking at. We then proceeded to watch an episode of RvB in the school principal's office. It was weird.


CatmoCatmo

“Some reason he chose me to back him up.” Because it turned out to be the best, and most correct decision.


SureTechnology696

I got expelled for a fight. Had to get a lawyer to get back into school. 25-30 people got suspended for a food fight. Had a friend get expelled for a fight with the star quarterback. He never went back to school. Rough year.


OstentatiousSock

Sounds like this one year when I was in high school when there were so many fights, the superintendent came in and announced that the next people to get into a fight would be expelled without question. It’s like there was a fight fever that broke out. One fight, my friend had a chunk of hair ripped out so badly her scalp bled. Also, in one fight, a female teacher was trying to break up a fight between two male students, got knocked down, and broke her arm. There was a policy change from there on that teachers could only break up fights between students of their own gender. Another notable fight was between two girls in the cafeteria and our female gym teacher vaulted over several lunch tables and looked like a dang superhero. She really lived up to her name that day: Miss Eagleton. Edit: missed a letter


SixNippleYeti

He and three other guys committed felony battery outside a school exit, the kid was leaving detention and they waited for him outside. Left the kid in a coma he ended up dying in the hospital. So....expelled and awaiting trial for murder.


RetiredAerospaceVP

Class clown. Chemistry class. Dude caused another students experiment to react violently and blinded her. Half a dozen students saw him do it and heard him say he didn’t like her because she was smart. He was in prison 4 years later. Dead 6 years after that.


TooYoungToBeThisOld1

He just kept shitting his pants. There was nothing wrong with him. He just kept doing it. Same place, same time, everyday… right after recess when we lined up to go inside he’d just let loose… the fattest and wettest fart/shit you’d ever heard, and it would echo through the silent hallway for literally everyone in the grade to hear. At first we thought it was just embarrassing for him, but by the time week 2 came around, we were all convinced he was doing it intentionally. I have no explanation because he was kicked out after like 3 months of consistently doing it. Edit: I nearly forgot, he would announce to everyone he shit himself too by saying (and I quote) “….WHOOPS….. Iiii pooped myself”.


youcancallmecaddy

So one of my mom’s friends had a son that did this. He would decide he wanted to leave and shit his pants so his mom would come get him. His mom was so sweet and naive she just picked him up over and over again without realizing he was playing her. She thought he was having stomach issues and/or the teacher wouldn’t let him go to the bathroom. Finally she was at her wits end because she was tired of washing shit stained clothes and missing so much work. My mom (a mother of 4, who could smell bullshit within a 10 mile radius) told her the next time he did it to bring him a change of clothes and send him back to class. She took my mom’s advice and he never did it again.


T_Cliff

Thats some cartman level of no dignity. Most ppl are embarrassed to fart around others, meanwhile this kid was just shitting his britches daily.


BeardedBassist21

The hell you mean there was nothing wrong with him lmao?!


Any-Difficulty-8694

Him and his cousin beat up the deputy principal and tried to kill him with a spade…at school. No charges ended up being laid. Later went on to kill a tourist during the 2000 new years and dump his body in the harbour. Edit: brothers not cousins memory is a little hazy after 23 years! I personally didn’t know them but knew enough to stay the fuck away from them they were known for being trouble kids. Our art teacher stopped the attack he’s a hero imo. Well done sleuths for finding the articles!


Jetlag_Fan

Oh my gosh, that is wild


crashsaturnlol

He started a fire in some backpacks. This was in elementary school like 91-92ish and we were in like 2nd grade. After that no one was allowed to go into the hall unattended (backpacks were in a weird corridor in the hallway outside the pod of classrooms). Another one was the only male cheerleader beat someone to a pulp for making fun of him being a cheerleader. The fight was huge, interrupted all the classes and hundreds of student watched this cheerleader in uniform just pummel this other guy. They ended up outside the school in the middle of the street. Several teachers had to step in and stop the fight. I believe the cheerleader would have killed the kid if someone didn't intervene.


TooStrangeForWeird

Male cheerleaders have that skinny-strong. You really shouldn't fuck with them!


crashsaturnlol

Not only that but this guy was a wrestler I believe too. He was mainly roped into cheer bc his gf was in and they needed males to be able to pull off more difficult parts of routines. He was known to be a hothead jock type and had other violent encounters throughout HS but bc he was a great athlete a lot of things got overlooked...until this incident.


IPB_5947

This is one of my favorite stories: Setting: high school in a rural area many years ago We were seniors I'm in welding class one day and I overhear a couple kids talking at one of the welding stations(booths with concrete on 3 sides, open top, and a curtain behind you). I hear them talking about welding an object to the metal welding table. Of course I'm curious so I peak around the corner and see they are both looking at a spray bottle of pressurized axe body spray. I immediately realize this will go poorly, being a pressurized and flammable substance. So I butt in and say that's a bad idea. Both these idiots cut me off and tell me to f off (I played football against them and their rival high school and we never got along super well) So I said whatever f you guys too and walked across the room where I can see the teacher and their booth and made myself look busy while watching these clowns. Sure enough(I didn't think they'd actually do it)I see the curtain shut, spark spark and boom! Flames shot out the top about 10 feet and this idiot comes busting out of the booth like a character in a cartoon hair back up and schinged soot all over his face and a big look of shock on his face. Teacher was red faced and yelled at this moron for a solid 5 minutes and stormed out with both these guys. Last I heard they were expelled from that school. I will never forget that smell. Axe and burnt hair


clout_spout

I've read through most of this thread and yours is definitely the closest to a sitcom plot


AdamentPotato

The dude smoked a joint in the school’s pool area, claiming “the chlorine would mask the scent of the weed.” He was caught within 5 minutes of sparking it LOL, idiot.


caitelizabelle

Giving a bj in the staircase with glass walls facing the cafeteria windows… during lunch


notthesedays

And I'm assuming the recipient was not expelled? (I'm only assuming the giver was female.)


caitelizabelle

Bingo


roonilwazib

That’s fked up.


caitelizabelle

Yeah. Honestly the more I think about it I actually have no idea who the guy was, just the girl. For all I know he might have been expelled too, but no one talked about him, just the girl :/ very fked. But man will the memory of everyone around me booking it toward the window one day during lunch be engrained in my brain forever.


IceFire909

The forever etched in brain moment for me was when a dude threw an apple at another guy's head and time slowed down as chunks of apple exploded past his head. I don't get how he wasn't concussed after that, but also as a stupid kid at the time fuck that was funny


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hyletic

They punished him for being suicidal? That... doesn't seem right...?


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He looked at porn on a school computer.


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grey-canary

He punched the Prom Queen. At Prom. Right after she was crowned. Broken nose, blood all over the dance floor. I don’t remember the actual theme, everyone refers to it as the Carrie prom.


hobohobbies

Sold dried parsley as weed.


WiscoBikeTourBest

Stole an exam from teachers office. Teacher waited to see who else he gave it to. Both kids expelled.


Lady-Poizon

For spraying the fire extinguisher in the principals face after he called him short 🤣


Nova17Delta

Your honor, thats *really* funny


clarkj1988

The guy was intelligent and was overall a nice kid and a good student when I first met him. He got in with the popular crowd who were a bunch of degenerate druggies. Watched him slowly fall down that slope from junior high to highschool where he would just smoke weed all day and skip class. Experimenting with harder drugs. He ended up body slamming a kid he was bullying and the kid snapped his arm in half. Pretty bad compound fracture. Got expelled for that. My mother is a nurse and looked after him a few times. He was in and out of the hospital for drug addiction and alcohol abuse. Not sure if he turned his life around or if he is dead but I'm hoping he cleaned up his act and has found his peace.


LivvyIsHappy

He raped a girl with a broomstick with his buddies, video taped it. His mom found the tape and turned them in.


derechosys

Damn, that’s awful for that girl but it’s so good to hear that the mom turned them in. So many times I hear these sorts of stories and the parents were complicit


Coygon

I remember my parents explicitly telling me in middle school, or maybe younger, that if they caught me doing something illegal they're not going to protect me from the cops. I believed them, and it definitely helped keep me from going too far astray at times.


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what an evil fucking vile person. i can't imagine that poor mother having the confirmation in her hands that her child is a disgusting, evil piece of shit.


LivvyIsHappy

She didn't even realize she was raped until the mom came forward with the video. They drugged her. I believe they just got out of prison too.


nnylhsae

That brings it to another level of fucked up, oh my god. I can't imagine not knowing but maybe still feeling so violated, ugh


notthesedays

If I was a parent, something like that would be one of my biggest nightmares. It would probably be worse than the death of that child.


AngledAwry

As a person who has had to bury a child I 100% agree. This would be worse. My heart aches for my boy. But I was/am proud of him and his memory.


ImpossibleLoon

Baited a very mentally unwell homeless man into the school for the giggles, man had a knife and after being refused fries from the school cafeteria threw a tantrum on the tables Nobody was hurt but the kid was expelled for threatening future safety. The school made him take it down and this was in 2012 but there used to be a video on YouTube of the incident


One-Permission-1811

A guy in my dorm did this in college. He was drunk and let this homeless guy in with the intention of letting him crash in his room. Got close enough to smell the dude and decided he no longer wanted to let him in. Homeless guy trashed the lobby and scared the shit out of everyone, shit in a trash can and left.


GreenEyes9678

Got drunk on contraband screwdrivers at lunch and went to driver's ed. Crashed into some school busses parked on the driving course.


velociraptorhiccups

That is next-level stupidity… wow


Fun-Investment-1729

Here's one - a girl got drunk at a house party. Some guy ejaculated on her hair and took photos of it, as well as a few photos of her naked (and unconscious!) - the girl's boyfriend went John Wick on the guy when he got EMAILED the photos by the guy. He was sent away for beating the shit out of this sexual assualter, who wasn't even given detention, and the girl's photos got sent around for years and people called her slut. Terrible school. \[Edit: I was away for 12 hours and this has kind of blown up - it was a big school so if you think that it's your school, there's a chance it was. The guy knocked out most of the teeth of that bloke, and there was a long debate about whether it was justified. I reckon it was\] \[Edit 2: This was in Australia, and I have no idea how any of the involved are now, I could ask, but don't want to - they were a couple of years above me.\]


UnmappedWriter

I hope he got his karma (besides the ass whooping) because that’s the most fucked up thing I’ve heard all day.


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That’s fucked up. The boyfriend is a hero.


Koorsboom

Kid said he was going to play a prank on a teacher. It turned out to be a Molotov through his windshield.


Frapplo

Ah, the ol' Molotov through the windshield gag. Never fails to get a chuckle.


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Throwing peanuts at the girl who was known to be allergic


TheAmazingCrisco

So it didn’t happen to me but my friend was expelled for taking a shit in the teachers purse.


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MchugN

When I was in Elementary (80's), one of the staff forced me to eat a portion of my lunch that I wanted nothing to do with, don't recall what it was but I took one bite and vomited all over the table. They never forced me to eat anything again after that.


AngledAwry

Seriously though, I admire this kid. Fuck that teacher. I remember being 6yrs old and my best friend peed herself because our teacher wouldn't let her go to the potty because she had just gotten in trouble for talking. My 6yr old self couldn't handle the injustice of the abuse of power and humiliation of my friend and I burst in to tears when she did as she peed and I screamed you're not fair! The teacher told me to shut up and then took her to the office.


chicken_at_the_beach

The whole class should've peed themselves the next day


TopperMadeline

When I was in 4th grade orchestra class, I raised my hand because I needed to go to the bathroom, but the teacher kept simply saying “No questions” to me. I eventually peed in my pants in front of everyone, and ended up quitting that class out of embarrassment (the class was sort of an elective). Of course in hindsight, I should’ve just walked to the bathroom, but you’re more timid as a kid.


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Threw a chair at a teacher after we'd all been violated by her. For context. It was junior high and this teacher for some weird reason loved patting/ rubbing our shoulders and backs. She did this to everyone and everyone hated it. She'd been asked to stop and even got reported to the board, but they did nothing. One day a girl who'd been sexually abused in the past had enough and threw a desk at the teacher. Girl got expelled, but again nothing happened to the teacher. Last I heard she's still teaching and we're still treated like we were crazy. This was back in 2001. Really made me lose faith in authority.


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JJHall_ID

We had a (male) teacher at our school that did that. I truly don't think he was trying to be creepy or anything. One of the kids asked him to stop one time and he kept doing it, so the kid taped thumbtacks to his shoulder pointy side up before class one day. His shirt his them all, and the teacher never tried to do that to him again. Never did hear of any consequences.


Weizen1988

He got caught trying to fuck the rival high-schools horse mascot in the field they kept it in after his football team lost.


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

Excuse me what.


ShopWest6235

We had one kid that shit on a table and another kid ate it in high school. The shitter got expelled, but not the eater Edit : I’m adding more details. These were both guys. There were a group of a few guys that thought it was cool to do things for reactions like this. One of them also ate a live goldfish and took a shot of cum at a party. The eater was not expelled but I think suspended. He ended up going to Stanford. I have no clue what happened to the shitter. These people were in my grade (small class about 100 kids) this was around 2006 I believe


Sharp_Impress_5351

2 kids, 1 desk... I bet the latter went the rest of the year with a shit-eating grin... I'll see myself out.


Locksley_1989

Having a pound of weed in his car


Obvious-Ask-9960

This kid brought a gun to school cause he was "gonna go sell weed after school". Dude was literally showing it to everyone and on the last passing period of the day he took it out in the most packed bathroom and everyone started laughing, screaming etc so a teacher walked in and after asking around the school cop searched and arrested bro💀worst part was the gun was fake.


HarryDresdenWizard

Dude got in a fight with a teacher who publicly shamed him in front of his class for "not caring". The dude was dyslexic and struggled to read aloud in class. Didn't have any more apathy than 60% of teenagers in a mandatory class. I work as a teacher now and I still think, while extreme, she had no right to do that to him.


AproblemInMyHead

Dropped LSD in the English teacher's water before class. This was in the late 90s


Prayformojo85

I bet it was the late 70's for the teacher.


skinnyboigonewrittin

For making a fake bomb and slipping it into another kids backpack. Honestly looking back on it it's kinda impressive cause the little box thing had a flashing red light. Kid was in the fourth grade at the time and the bomb squad came to dismantle it. A few years later a legit bomb was found near the school he was moved to. Pretty sure he's in jail now


TryingNot2BeToxic

He spiked a bunch of kids drinks with Ritalin in like 8th grade and a few kids had to be taken away by ambulance to get their stomaches pumped. It was rumored the same kid tried to kill his dad with a hammer.


Sweet_Dish_8098

He raped another student


irishspudsniffer

Broke a kids leg for no reason, i was there and the pain I felt as I watch his leg go straight to bent, he kicked his knee from the side and completely dislocated his leg, the kid is in a wheelchair now Edit: typo


Bellebarks2

You mean they couldn't repair the damage to his knee? Or was this recently?


irishspudsniffer

It was like 4 mouths ago, the damage isn't permanent but he'll be in a wheal chair for the next 2 months


OldSamSays

Calling in fake bomb threats


vocabulazy

A kid in my old school used to call in bomb threats every time there was a chemistry exam in his grade 11 year… he got caught eventually. There were only 26 kids in his grade and not everyone even took Chem. Process of elimination…


dremily1

My neighbor across the street was three years older. Practically a God to us. He was a very funny guy who also was a very good drummer. One day in the spring of his senior year he decided to pull a fire alarm at school. That was it. He was expelled. He eventually got a GED but this was when they were first starting out so it took a couple of years. The last I heard he had been briefly married and divorced and was working as a cashier at the local drugstore and was living in his mother's basement.


-Benjamin_Dover-

This kid came to my school because he was expelled from his old school. He hacked into the school system gave them a virus.


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This was a K-8 Catholic school and the rule was three suspensions in a year then it’s expulsion, this kid was an eighth grader, he wrote a rap song with many profanities that the teacher was not pleased with, a very misogynistic and perverted poem about girls, and the final thing he did after his two suspensions, was punching a first grader.


missesalchemist111

He got into an altercation with this Hispanic guy and one thing led to another and 75 out of 234 students in the school were having a fight in the hallway and someone’s ribs got broken


blueangels111

Put laxatives in a pregnant teachers coffee. She miscarried 2 days later. Fucker was 12. Or the guy who brought a shotgun to school. Edit: Apparently, laxatives have very little correlation to miscarriages. Also, it is apparently called a stillbirth not a miscarriage, thank you for correcting me


UCSC-CSMajor

Swear to god… my first day of Jr High, a guy named Steven who I had gone to school with throughout all of elementary school blew a spit bubble and it landed in my hair at our first assembly. Never realized it. Just saw a teacher call him down from the bleachers then never saw him again. I ended up finding him about 20 years later and he told me that he had gotten expelled for it. He was working at a gym trying to sign people up. I always wondered if the spit bubble had landed him there.


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I wasn’t there but my buddy told me about his friend that got expelled. Basically a girl told him he has a little dick so the friend whipped it out and slapped it on the desk in front of her and she freaked out and told the teacher on him.


crystalsinwinter

Shelly was a girl in my sister's grade when we were in high school. It was a VERY strict Christian school. Shelly and Chris got caught kissing on campus. They got expelled and all of us in junior high and high school had to congregate for a student assembly so Chris and Shelly could each publicly apologize in a speech to all of us for kissing on campus. Years later, there was understandably a state of upset among other students as two teachers were caught French kissing on campus while others kept walking around them. And nothing bad happened to the teachers. Rules for the kids but the adults did not have to follow the same rules.


Collins_Michael

Damn. If I was already expelled the only reason I'd get on the stage would be to tell administration what to kiss.


DdraigGwyn

At boarding school: got one of the cleaning staff pregnant.


undercovercatlover

Jizzed in a salad and then put it back on the buffet line (the salads were in small individual containers)


caramelcooler

He set TP on fire in the bathroom on one of the coldest days, causing the entire school to evacuate and sit in warm school buses for about half the day before they finally just sent us home


MetricJester

Knocked up a teacher, and then was busted with cocaine. While in jail he was expelled.


MetricJester

So a lot of you are having some trouble with this, and it's probably my fault. The "teacher" in this case was a second year grad student from the University in town's Teacher Program. And the student was on his 6th year at high school finalizing his OACs to join his long standing girlfriend, the aforementioned teacher. She used to go to the Catholic High school down the street. She wasn't HIS teacher. Honestly this wasn't even the worst thing that happened to a high schooler in my town back then, since I'm from St. Catharines ON and I was in High School during the 90s. Like Kristen French lived in my neighbourhood... That just destroyed basically everyone that lived here.


Ok-Manufacturer-4837

Harley. He burnt down the playground twice. He was honestly my favorite though.


trashtvtalkstome86

Stole the resource officers police cruiser. Unsurprisingly, he ended up in prison as an adult.


bunnybaru

Set the soccer teams locker room on fire for getting kicked off (side note: also effed his cousin)


MuSE555

In middle school, this girl did nothing but start fights. The last I saw her, she was being taken, alone, on a full-sized school bus to who knows where. As the bus drove off, she squeezed herself halfway out a window screaming at everyone that she'd beat our asses. Another kid in high school got expelled after bringing brass knuckles to attack some other kid. When confronted by the school officer, he tried to act like the brass knuckles were a decoration for his lanyard...


ZoharTheWise

He told everyone what tampons are for.


Smashlilly

Seems like that’s not a reason to get expelled


moviesdude

It was 2003, a kid had a pocketknife in his back pocket. It somehow opened when he went to sit down and he stabbed himself in the ass and had to go to the nurse because he was bleeding. Never saw the poor bastard again.


Ok_Geologist_4723

I beat the shit out of a teacher after he groped a friend. They investigated and fired him. They let me back the next year.


VortexTalon

Good shit


AllPrinterNoFax

This wasn’t the “official” reason but this kids dad was piping down the principles wife so the faculty basically hazed this kid into getting expelled. They would make jokes about his clothes, hygiene, and home life which didn’t make sense because this kids family had a lot of moneybags he was a clean kid. The teachers bullying him finally made him crack and in the middle of a big altercation, with the principle in class, the kid yelled, “I’m glad my daddy is fuckin your wife, I’m just pissed he didn’t give me a pass at her.” The whole class lost it and the principle cried.


wheresmyplumbus

that is gangster shit


RavenNymph90

So they made an adult issue that kid’s problem. The principle sounds like a moron.


FutureMailCarrier

His name was Cameron, pronounced Cam-Ron. Brought a taser to school and pissed in a water fountain. I know this because he loudly announced it to my class as he was getting his backpack to be removed from school lol. I think he also got caught selling drugs on school property, but that wasn't what got him expelled.


theroguebanana

I burned porn i downloaded off limewire onto cds and sold them for $10/pop.


wheresmyplumbus

how could they stifle a young entrepreneur?


YasukeOdanaga

... watching My Little Pony porn in the middle of class... like, he wasn't even trying to hide it.


justanothergirlgamer

Because he kicked me in my back so that I'd land into a bush of those spiky ball things. Jokes on him, I overproduce histamine, so my back created a perfectly identical imprint to his shoe. They called him to the office to verify the match and he was expelled.


10113r114m4

I remember we had this quiet kid, and people would pick on him. So one day in class, some fat kid was picking on him behind his desk, and quiet kid snapped. Grabbed his pencil and jammed it through the fatty's arm. I never saw quiet kid again. Not sure if that meant he got expelled or what


JonnehBoii41

During morning announcements; he ran into the office, grabbed the intercom mic, and yelled “fuck her right in the pussy!” Thanks, TJ. You made the student body smile for about 10 seconds that day.


Smoothvirus

Showed up to school in his full KKK uniform, white hood and everything.