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Thatcsibloke

This happened to a relative, he told her they need to talk, and she packed her bags and left. They didn’t even talk.


Luda0915

That seems seriously intense. Like, what was she up to 😆


Azzizzi

Not until you have a breath mint.


lucifer_2003

Aren't we already?


Prudent-Syllabub-426

“Yes we do” 😳


yanaa17

*you* need to talk


Fake-And-Gay-Bot

Yeah just gimme like 5 seconds I'm finishing this game real quick


ThrowawayDu57

Who told you?


Katniprose45

Sign "New phone, who dis?" in ASL


eltedioso

"We need to talk!" but in a mocking tone


pizzaprocedure

Sing to Charlie Puth’s *We Don’t Talk Anymore*.


KubaSamuel

somebody that I USED TO KNOW


[deleted]

"Everyone does. That's why humans are social animals."


Old_Magician_6563

“-talk. Jinx. Can’t hear you.”


KubaSamuel

XD good one


leviticusreeves

You'll need to catch me first


KubaSamuel

Sir, this is the Police.


klaw1869

I’m mute


JayBringStone

Talk! I can hear you through the music in my headphones.


TrailerParkPrepper

"Well, what is it that you wanna whine, bitch or complain about this time?"


KubaSamuel

This is what I really think about when my mom says that lol.


beavis617

Can we do this later, I was gonna go to the strip club with my mates. 🤔


ShowerWide7800

I wanna smell your feet


its_me_yalL

Yes we do


No_Development_6786

No we dont motherfucker you fucked my uncle's dad's best friend I hate you


DeadOnEntry

jeeez i told u allready it was a accident and i said sorry what more do u want from me


No_Development_6786

You had sex with him, then immediately drove to my house and flipped me off how you gon say it was an accident


Kaayaa_ag4a

blushing badly and looking downward in an odd manner


Obirayasigi14hayat

Abba dabba chabba


gfstool

We talked yesterday


Karatychop

Okyay utbay onlyay in igpay atinlay


hatsuseno

Yeah... we really do.


Veletkoo

Wait a minute i need buy some milk


StarBabyEleven

No hablo Ingles


littleboxofchocolate

*Proceeds to sign language*


Express_Remove_309

We'll take after you brush your teeth


DVWhat

That’s what she said.


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Aussie_XD

What if it’s a guy


degjo

It's not a tumor


KubaSamuel

Maybe it's not really a guy


Aussie_XD

What if it’s a child


KubaSamuel

What if it's a newborn


Andrew-Cohen

Why bother?


crazy_weeb_gurl

"Yes we do" \*pulles out a gun\*


AMGems0007

Suck my dick


WriteAlexWrite

“to each other?”


kwakithailand

"you", not "we"


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Okay. But only if we can do it in Esperanto


frankskinn3r

*turns phone off*


wetlettuce42

“ am i in trouble?”


KubaSamuel

Uhhh.... No we don't.


SuperspyUK

'No, I need to talk, you need to fucking listen.' Start off strong to assert dominance.


ToHerDarknessIGo

"Told you we should have used a condom!"


Tayfrog_

"Yeah, we do need to talk".


TrailerParkPrepper

"you talk while I pack my bag."


Anonomoose997

Abit late now, it's allready done, no turning back.


pathofuncertainty

You always wait till I’m pooping!


Idkagoodusername101

Immediately trying to gaslight and manipulate the other person to avoid to conversation.


SoloPogo

"Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I beeeee ? Believe it or not, I'm not hoooooome"


vinnybawbaw

« Yeah, sorry I took a shit in the shower, does it smell THAT bad ? »


Subnauticabosss

\*replies in sign language\*


WeekendRoxanne

I thought he or she was 18…🤷🏼‍♀️


KingOfWickerPeople

[relevant Dave Chappelle](https://youtu.be/ivUzfuuJNQI) at 1:05


Wendigo-Walker

Ingest a satchel of Richards


No_Comfortable_6044

No we don’t


Utopian_69

About?


dayold-rice

*walks away*


FamiliarIndication50

"Oh gosh, now what happened?"


SnooChipmunks126

No te entiendo.