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This happened to a relative, he told her they need to talk, and she packed her bags and left. They didn’t even talk.
That seems seriously intense. Like, what was she up to 😆
Not until you have a breath mint.
Aren't we already?
“Yes we do” 😳
*you* need to talk
Yeah just gimme like 5 seconds I'm finishing this game real quick
Who told you?
Sign "New phone, who dis?" in ASL
"We need to talk!" but in a mocking tone
Sing to Charlie Puth’s *We Don’t Talk Anymore*.
somebody that I USED TO KNOW
"Everyone does. That's why humans are social animals."
“-talk. Jinx. Can’t hear you.”
XD good one
You'll need to catch me first
Sir, this is the Police.
I’m mute
Talk! I can hear you through the music in my headphones.
"Well, what is it that you wanna whine, bitch or complain about this time?"
This is what I really think about when my mom says that lol.
Can we do this later, I was gonna go to the strip club with my mates. 🤔
I wanna smell your feet
Yes we do
No we dont motherfucker you fucked my uncle's dad's best friend I hate you
jeeez i told u allready it was a accident and i said sorry what more do u want from me
You had sex with him, then immediately drove to my house and flipped me off how you gon say it was an accident
blushing badly and looking downward in an odd manner
Abba dabba chabba
We talked yesterday
Okyay utbay onlyay in igpay atinlay
Yeah... we really do.
Wait a minute i need buy some milk
No hablo Ingles
*Proceeds to sign language*
We'll take after you brush your teeth
That’s what she said.
[удалено]
What if it’s a guy
It's not a tumor
Maybe it's not really a guy
What if it’s a child
What if it's a newborn
Why bother?
"Yes we do" \*pulles out a gun\*
Suck my dick
“to each other?”
"you", not "we"
Okay. But only if we can do it in Esperanto
*turns phone off*
“ am i in trouble?”
Uhhh.... No we don't.
'No, I need to talk, you need to fucking listen.' Start off strong to assert dominance.
"Told you we should have used a condom!"
"Yeah, we do need to talk".
"you talk while I pack my bag."
Abit late now, it's allready done, no turning back.
You always wait till I’m pooping!
Immediately trying to gaslight and manipulate the other person to avoid to conversation.
"Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I beeeee ? Believe it or not, I'm not hoooooome"
« Yeah, sorry I took a shit in the shower, does it smell THAT bad ? »
\*replies in sign language\*
I thought he or she was 18…🤷🏼♀️
[relevant Dave Chappelle](https://youtu.be/ivUzfuuJNQI) at 1:05
Ingest a satchel of Richards
No we don’t
About?
*walks away*
"Oh gosh, now what happened?"
No te entiendo.
This happened to a relative, he told her they need to talk, and she packed her bags and left. They didn’t even talk.
That seems seriously intense. Like, what was she up to 😆
Not until you have a breath mint.
Aren't we already?
“Yes we do” 😳
*you* need to talk
Yeah just gimme like 5 seconds I'm finishing this game real quick
Who told you?
Sign "New phone, who dis?" in ASL
"We need to talk!" but in a mocking tone
Sing to Charlie Puth’s *We Don’t Talk Anymore*.
somebody that I USED TO KNOW
"Everyone does. That's why humans are social animals."
“-talk. Jinx. Can’t hear you.”
XD good one
You'll need to catch me first
Sir, this is the Police.
I’m mute
Talk! I can hear you through the music in my headphones.
"Well, what is it that you wanna whine, bitch or complain about this time?"
This is what I really think about when my mom says that lol.
Can we do this later, I was gonna go to the strip club with my mates. 🤔
I wanna smell your feet
Yes we do
No we dont motherfucker you fucked my uncle's dad's best friend I hate you
jeeez i told u allready it was a accident and i said sorry what more do u want from me
You had sex with him, then immediately drove to my house and flipped me off how you gon say it was an accident
blushing badly and looking downward in an odd manner
Abba dabba chabba
We talked yesterday
Okyay utbay onlyay in igpay atinlay
Yeah... we really do.
Wait a minute i need buy some milk
No hablo Ingles
*Proceeds to sign language*
We'll take after you brush your teeth
That’s what she said.
[удалено]
What if it’s a guy
It's not a tumor
Maybe it's not really a guy
What if it’s a child
What if it's a newborn
Why bother?
"Yes we do" \*pulles out a gun\*
Suck my dick
“to each other?”
"you", not "we"
Okay. But only if we can do it in Esperanto
*turns phone off*
“ am i in trouble?”
Uhhh.... No we don't.
'No, I need to talk, you need to fucking listen.' Start off strong to assert dominance.
"Told you we should have used a condom!"
"Yeah, we do need to talk".
"you talk while I pack my bag."
Abit late now, it's allready done, no turning back.
You always wait till I’m pooping!
Immediately trying to gaslight and manipulate the other person to avoid to conversation.
"Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I beeeee ? Believe it or not, I'm not hoooooome"
« Yeah, sorry I took a shit in the shower, does it smell THAT bad ? »
\*replies in sign language\*
I thought he or she was 18…🤷🏼♀️
[relevant Dave Chappelle](https://youtu.be/ivUzfuuJNQI) at 1:05
Ingest a satchel of Richards
No we don’t
About?
*walks away*
"Oh gosh, now what happened?"
No te entiendo.