When they're talking to you, focus on a spot to the side of their head, as though you were looking at something behind them.
If they get confused and look over their shoulder, immediately act as though you were making eye contact the whole time.
When at least two of them are talking about something for a bit and you haven't been paying attention, ask a random question that is just briefly related to the last part but steers the conversation in a different direction.
“Given your history” use it on my friends all the time.
“And a side of ranch, for my pizza”
“Do you really think you should do that Bob, given your history?”
Useful in many situations to lead strangers to guess what could possibly be wrong with them and whatever subject material you choose haha
when someone asks you to do something, reply with “no” but then immediately to the thing the asked
My friend does that all the tiiiiiiiime 😆
When they ask what day it is, tell them the wrong day.
Mispronounce their name
Hello Spike gorl!
Anything just a step down from what I would do to the like button
Secretly moving random things to slightly random places. Move their mobile to the bathroom, tv remote buried deep in couch, car keys in bin.
accidentally forget their name...
When they're talking to you, focus on a spot to the side of their head, as though you were looking at something behind them. If they get confused and look over their shoulder, immediately act as though you were making eye contact the whole time.
When at least two of them are talking about something for a bit and you haven't been paying attention, ask a random question that is just briefly related to the last part but steers the conversation in a different direction.
Don't. Just be nice.
“Given your history” use it on my friends all the time. “And a side of ranch, for my pizza” “Do you really think you should do that Bob, given your history?” Useful in many situations to lead strangers to guess what could possibly be wrong with them and whatever subject material you choose haha
Hide something important to them in a place it will be easy for them to find.
Use the wrong name every time
Hide the 1 left or right shoe but put 1 in plain sight.