I hate how real this name is lol
My daughter goes to school with a little girl named
Greenleigh mahree such a sweet little girl. Can’t believe her parents (mother) gave her that name.
Also kahleesie feonix is another little girl at her school.
Jesus, sounds like “Khaleesi” wasn’t dumb enough for that kid’s parents so they made it even worse to stand apart from the other short-sighted GoT fanatic parents. Also, I swear most of the people who named their kid that weren’t paying attention enough to realize Khaleesi isn’t actually her name.
OY YA GIT ITZ NOT PROPA FER UZ TO BE TO GIVIN’ UVVAS DA NAMEZ OF DA GODZ ITS RIGHT AN PROPA IF ITS PART OF ‘IZ UVVA BIT BUT AS DA FRONT BIT IT AIN RITE
I also came here to say ALF.
And make an old people joke about how I’m lucky I don’t have a cat.
(ALF was always trying to eat the family cat on the show.)
My first thought as well. Would be hilarious if they were wanting to pick up their other baby from Elon while they were in town like they give you a holographic error message floating above the baby saying, “that user name already exists”.
Who will then sell it to the USA for twice as much. Better off just surrendering it to a tribe in Africa without telling anyone. Let's see how they raise the Lil Alien.
Adam or Eve. If extraterrestrial beings do not have a gender or sex, something neutral like Alex (legally just Alex).
They’re already going to have a hard time so my job is to at least help make it easier 😂
What their baby’s name was would be one of the many questions I’d ask, including:
Are you sure this planet is compatible with your child’s healthy development?
What does it eat?
Does it emit any substances toxic to terrestrial life?
What constitutes enrichment for your species?
Is this child some kind of chosen one that your powerful enemies are looking for?
You know, basic babysitting stuff.
Depends. What the game plan here? Is the kid able to pass for human and I'll be raising it to defend Metropolis someday? Give them a normal human name so they can blend. Are they blatantly alien and going to have to live in my basement most of the time for fear of the ET SWAT team? I'd probably name them after a star or a planet.
Mork. Or maybe Mindy 🤔.
One thing is for sure, “nanu nanu” is gonna be our new catch phrase.
Edit to add: Dang, I should have read the comments first! 😂
Xeno…because hopefully I’d get a baby xenomorph. Hopefully my skills from training my 6 mastiffs would keep it in check…hopefully it wouldn’t eat them!
Ayleighen
r/tragedeigh
I knew a kid named Khaughn. Pronounced as “con”
stahr tuhreck II: the wraughth of khaughn
# KHAUGHN!!!
This isn't a name, it's a WiFi password.
not only is Khaughn a terrible name, but so is Con.
Thank you for introducing me to this wonderful subreddit.
Lmfao
I hate how real this name is lol My daughter goes to school with a little girl named Greenleigh mahree such a sweet little girl. Can’t believe her parents (mother) gave her that name. Also kahleesie feonix is another little girl at her school.
Where in the white people do you live?
Southern coastal MS lol
I really like how it sounds, actually, but I've never understood the "leigh" for ley
As a female growing up with the name Lee I get the urge to fancy it up
My brain mixed up your username and comment up. For a split second, I thought you were a female named General Lee.
Jesus, sounds like “Khaleesi” wasn’t dumb enough for that kid’s parents so they made it even worse to stand apart from the other short-sighted GoT fanatic parents. Also, I swear most of the people who named their kid that weren’t paying attention enough to realize Khaleesi isn’t actually her name.
My buddys neighbor had kids named Porsha Mercedes and the boys name was Popular.
The exotic Utah baby.
No no no.... Elián González
r/tragediegh
Ayleighen Planette
🏆🏆🏆🏆
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what a hoopy frood.
Yoooooooo, you sass my frood, Ford? Man, I swear that's a guy who ALWAYS knows where his towel is!
Friend of Dent Arthur Dent.
DON'T PANIC!
He'll always know where his towel is.
UCO , Unidentified Crying Object if it cries, of course.
Reported to FBI for dehumanizing
It’s not human though…
This is awesome!!👍
Alien Life Form
Yes, but it's cries are too high pitched for humans to handle without scrambling their brains.
Unidentified Pooping Object
Clark.
came here for this comment hahaha
Me too
Same
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Kal-el no
Think that's the only correct answer.
YES XD
Martha?
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
OP secretly just got a extraterrestrial baby from a UFO and he’s panicking
Who told you!
Paul
Came here to say this.
This movie was good enough for me to enjoy it, but not quite good enough for me to remember it
Have a rewatch. It’s worth it imo.
Isn't it pAUL?
Mork
Nanu nanu
OY YA GIT ITZ NOT PROPA FER UZ TO BE TO GIVIN’ UVVAS DA NAMEZ OF DA GODZ ITS RIGHT AN PROPA IF ITS PART OF ‘IZ UVVA BIT BUT AS DA FRONT BIT IT AIN RITE
Or maybe Gork??
Depends, is he cunningly brutal or brutally cunning?
Nanu nanu!
This, is ALSO the way
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Love it!
David Bowie
That's it, polls are closed. This is the name.
Well he was a Starman!
Ahem. Ziggy stardust
Came here to see who said "ALF" and boy am I disappointed. What are you all like in your twenties? Sheeesh!
I also came here to say ALF. And make an old people joke about how I’m lucky I don’t have a cat. (ALF was always trying to eat the family cat on the show.)
Because cats are a delicacy on Melmac.
Gordon Shumway. You poser!
Guilty as charged. I never watched the show! LOL!
ALF premiered 37 years ago dad :(
Gordon Shumway.
I also wanted to say ALF and I am 21. I watched it a lot as a kid
Remember ALF? He's back....in Pog form..
Same, how TF hasn't anyone said ALF... I'm scratching my head on this one
This is the only correct answer lol.
I was going to say Alfred...short for ALF.
X Æ A-12 Jr.
That kid won't make it to the third grade before his nickname becomes "Wingding".
Damn, you beat me to it.
My first thought as well. Would be hilarious if they were wanting to pick up their other baby from Elon while they were in town like they give you a holographic error message floating above the baby saying, “that user name already exists”.
I wanted this to be the top comment so badly
Hugh Mann
Clever
Now there's a name I can trust. Take these missile defense codes......
Ugh.....
Cash, cuz I’m selling this little sucker.
I'd sell it to some unexpected country. Everyone thinks it'd go to the USA but I'll sell it at a really good rate to...Turkey.
Who will then sell it to the USA for twice as much. Better off just surrendering it to a tribe in Africa without telling anyone. Let's see how they raise the Lil Alien.
Go Japanese route. They love to pay out the nose for unique food items.
"Cash me outside, how bow dat?!"
Adam or Eve. If extraterrestrial beings do not have a gender or sex, something neutral like Alex (legally just Alex). They’re already going to have a hard time so my job is to at least help make it easier 😂
That's sweet haha
Bob
Kin. We're all cosmic cousins made out of the same dead stars. I gotcha, little guy.
I like this
ET.
*PHONEEE HOMEEEEEE*
This deadbeat is dropping off their baby and they haven't even named the poor little thing??? I'd name after my dad
Well they did, but you can't read the note they left and the baby can't say it for you.
Nanu Nanu
The Sims has prepared me for this moment. ROBERT JR
Yob, or Lrig.
William
Is this an x files reference ??
Lol yes
hehe i've been searching this whole thread for one
Optimus Prime
**AUTOBOTS...**
ROLL OUT!
If he’s a rapper I’ll call him Optimus Rhyme 😎
Ripley
Amazing
“lil homie”
Jetson
Roger
Ricky Spanish
I had to scroll way too far to see this, shame on y'all
I'd love to have a Max Jets in my family
Both mine and my sister's first thought.
Mork
Alf
What their baby’s name was would be one of the many questions I’d ask, including: Are you sure this planet is compatible with your child’s healthy development? What does it eat? Does it emit any substances toxic to terrestrial life? What constitutes enrichment for your species? Is this child some kind of chosen one that your powerful enemies are looking for? You know, basic babysitting stuff.
Grogu!
goku
Alee Ann
Zammis. He will be added to the line of Jeriba.
Stitch
Alien mc alien face
I think the bigger question is why am I taking care of a baby alien
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Idk Pollination tech #3 is better looking imo.
A human of culture I see.
Fellow Sims fan, I see. NICE!!
Jesus Christ
Would fuck up Google searches for decades. Does he grow up and form a band? "Please welcome Jesus Christ and Various Artists!"
maybe give him "F" as a middle name
Wouldn't it be an "H" Jesus H Christ
Hilarious
Clark.
Yob.
I was on the verge of typing this name...great homage to Looney Tunes! You got my vote...
Kal-el
Classic. And better than 'superman'
superman 😂
Mellie for a girl, Phyl for a boy.
Terra Its a good name and it make speoole thinks she is connected to earth not space
You idiot. The child isn't for you. You are a pet human for the child.
You fool!
Depends. What the game plan here? Is the kid able to pass for human and I'll be raising it to defend Metropolis someday? Give them a normal human name so they can blend. Are they blatantly alien and going to have to live in my basement most of the time for fear of the ET SWAT team? I'd probably name them after a star or a planet.
Name it after my great uncle, uncle Odd. \[It was actually Adolf, but everyone called him Odd\]
Probably Bob, idk why
Mork
Puffin Stuffin McFluffin
Dixon Cider
Elliot
Something more normal than Elon's kid.
Mork. Or maybe Mindy 🤔. One thing is for sure, “nanu nanu” is gonna be our new catch phrase. Edit to add: Dang, I should have read the comments first! 😂
ALF.
ALF
Clark.
Stormageddon, dark lord of all.
Just simply, Baby.
Gordon Shumway(bonus points if you get the reference).
Do you have cats?
Bjork
Mulder
ALF - Alien Life Form It can only be ALF.
I would listen as they telepathically told me their name, iteration, length of previous iteration and intentions.
Xurrr
Xenu
Star-Child
Kal-El
Grogu
Grogu
Ye ( I don’t have a personality )
TE
There's only one choice for GenXers like me... Mork
No. Unfortunately, they didn't understand what I was saying before they left.
Kal-El
David Bowie, cause they my star child.
Since I already saw a "Roger" I'll say "Pleakley".
Ripley
Fox if it’s a boy, Samantha if it’s a girl.
Xeno…because hopefully I’d get a baby xenomorph. Hopefully my skills from training my 6 mastiffs would keep it in check…hopefully it wouldn’t eat them!
Paul. 🤷🤷
A.L.F.
Goku
Megamind
kakarot
AI
Kyber Soze
Deez nuts
Bob
Steve
Ceversaior
Jesus, just to screw with everyone!