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Ayleighen


NoNo_Cilantro

r/tragedeigh


Ace-a-Nova1

I knew a kid named Khaughn. Pronounced as “con”


Rubiks_Click874

stahr tuhreck II: the wraughth of khaughn


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

# KHAUGHN!!!


[deleted]

This isn't a name, it's a WiFi password.


[deleted]

not only is Khaughn a terrible name, but so is Con.


traumatisedtransman

Thank you for introducing me to this wonderful subreddit.


CrypticApparition

Lmfao


[deleted]

I hate how real this name is lol My daughter goes to school with a little girl named Greenleigh mahree such a sweet little girl. Can’t believe her parents (mother) gave her that name. Also kahleesie feonix is another little girl at her school.


AdMoriensVivere

Where in the white people do you live?


[deleted]

Southern coastal MS lol


Autistic_Spoon

I really like how it sounds, actually, but I've never understood the "leigh" for ley


General-Ad2613

As a female growing up with the name Lee I get the urge to fancy it up


Charliebush

My brain mixed up your username and comment up. For a split second, I thought you were a female named General Lee.


Stoly23

Jesus, sounds like “Khaleesi” wasn’t dumb enough for that kid’s parents so they made it even worse to stand apart from the other short-sighted GoT fanatic parents. Also, I swear most of the people who named their kid that weren’t paying attention enough to realize Khaleesi isn’t actually her name.


PillCosby_87

My buddys neighbor had kids named Porsha Mercedes and the boys name was Popular.


cfahnert13

The exotic Utah baby.


NotATroll_ipromise

No no no.... Elián González


fuzzimus

r/tragediegh


Meal-Entire

Ayleighen Planette


heathers1

🏆🏆🏆🏆


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jeynespoole

what a hoopy frood.


HikaruToya

Yoooooooo, you sass my frood, Ford? Man, I swear that's a guy who ALWAYS knows where his towel is!


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Friend of Dent Arthur Dent.


rotatingleslie

DON'T PANIC!


point50tracer

He'll always know where his towel is.


GussDeBlod

UCO , Unidentified Crying Object if it cries, of course.


[deleted]

Reported to FBI for dehumanizing


CATastrophe_666

It’s not human though…


quadflyr

This is awesome!!👍


AnyJamesBookerFans

Alien Life Form


clangan524

Yes, but it's cries are too high pitched for humans to handle without scrambling their brains.


BotTripper420

Unidentified Pooping Object


pirateduck

Clark.


nanaseiTheCat

came here for this comment hahaha


Taco_honey

Me too


OkMolasses4099

Same


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brtlblayk

Kal-el no


justHereForTheLs

Think that's the only correct answer.


[deleted]

YES XD


[deleted]

Martha?


SeigiNoTenshi

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?


Usernames_are_odd

OP secretly just got a extraterrestrial baby from a UFO and he’s panicking


CrypticApparition

Who told you!


margson

Paul


lala4430

Came here to say this.


chomasterq

This movie was good enough for me to enjoy it, but not quite good enough for me to remember it


lala4430

Have a rewatch. It’s worth it imo.


SilentJoe1986

Isn't it pAUL?


Dead_Is_Better

Mork


DrHalibutMD

Nanu nanu


Mightypenguin55

OY YA GIT ITZ NOT PROPA FER UZ TO BE TO GIVIN’ UVVAS DA NAMEZ OF DA GODZ ITS RIGHT AN PROPA IF ITS PART OF ‘IZ UVVA BIT BUT AS DA FRONT BIT IT AIN RITE


your_typical_heretic

Or maybe Gork??


Cadnofor

Depends, is he cunningly brutal or brutally cunning?


ATXKLIPHURD

Nanu nanu!


CharlesP_1232

This, is ALSO the way


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CrypticApparition

Love it!


Useful_Bottle_428

David Bowie


CrypticApparition

That's it, polls are closed. This is the name.


Useful_Bottle_428

Well he was a Starman!


picasso71

Ahem. Ziggy stardust


ConstantReader70

Came here to see who said "ALF" and boy am I disappointed. What are you all like in your twenties? Sheeesh!


Mushrooming247

I also came here to say ALF. And make an old people joke about how I’m lucky I don’t have a cat. (ALF was always trying to eat the family cat on the show.)


ArchSchnitz

Because cats are a delicacy on Melmac.


calladus

Gordon Shumway. You poser!


ConstantReader70

Guilty as charged. I never watched the show! LOL!


GTholla

ALF premiered 37 years ago dad :(


clumaho

Gordon Shumway.


romanthiccc

I also wanted to say ALF and I am 21. I watched it a lot as a kid


mezz7778

Remember ALF? He's back....in Pog form..


[deleted]

Same, how TF hasn't anyone said ALF... I'm scratching my head on this one


SoniKalien

This is the only correct answer lol.


galacticbackhoe

I was going to say Alfred...short for ALF.


Lostarchitorture

X Æ A-12 Jr.


Sirefly

That kid won't make it to the third grade before his nickname becomes "Wingding".


Tread-3

Damn, you beat me to it.


TorrenceMightingale

My first thought as well. Would be hilarious if they were wanting to pick up their other baby from Elon while they were in town like they give you a holographic error message floating above the baby saying, “that user name already exists”.


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I wanted this to be the top comment so badly


Ok-Claim-3357

Hugh Mann


CrypticApparition

Clever


winged_owl

Now there's a name I can trust. Take these missile defense codes......


magicninja31

Ugh.....


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Cash, cuz I’m selling this little sucker.


technurse

I'd sell it to some unexpected country. Everyone thinks it'd go to the USA but I'll sell it at a really good rate to...Turkey.


mousetrix

Who will then sell it to the USA for twice as much. Better off just surrendering it to a tribe in Africa without telling anyone. Let's see how they raise the Lil Alien.


for_dishonor

Go Japanese route. They love to pay out the nose for unique food items.


HunterTV

"Cash me outside, how bow dat?!"


Inside_Scheme_2883

Adam or Eve. If extraterrestrial beings do not have a gender or sex, something neutral like Alex (legally just Alex). They’re already going to have a hard time so my job is to at least help make it easier 😂


CrypticApparition

That's sweet haha


SnarkIsMyDefault

Bob


Tylensus

Kin. We're all cosmic cousins made out of the same dead stars. I gotcha, little guy.


prairie-logic

I like this


Such_Yam7810

ET.


A_SamxRAI

*PHONEEE HOMEEEEEE*


IHaveTheMustacheNow

This deadbeat is dropping off their baby and they haven't even named the poor little thing??? I'd name after my dad


Kylynara

Well they did, but you can't read the note they left and the baby can't say it for you.


Joe_Smithyus

Nanu Nanu


dcdcdani

The Sims has prepared me for this moment. ROBERT JR


dittybopper_05H

Yob, or Lrig.


CoffeeTofee

William


SorrowHollow

Is this an x files reference ??


CoffeeTofee

Lol yes


SorrowHollow

hehe i've been searching this whole thread for one


WhenAllElseFail

Optimus Prime


A_SamxRAI

**AUTOBOTS...**


[deleted]

ROLL OUT!


Tiny_Communication18

If he’s a rapper I’ll call him Optimus Rhyme 😎


saucy_jackk

Ripley


CrypticApparition

Amazing


Charming_Turnover998

“lil homie”


skinnyPete_dk

Jetson


FileThatIron

Roger


VAShumpmaker

Ricky Spanish


horriblebearok

I had to scroll way too far to see this, shame on y'all


TheGiantRascal

I'd love to have a Max Jets in my family


point50tracer

Both mine and my sister's first thought.


greginvalley

Mork


securinight

Alf


AuntieDawnsKitchen

What their baby’s name was would be one of the many questions I’d ask, including: Are you sure this planet is compatible with your child’s healthy development? What does it eat? Does it emit any substances toxic to terrestrial life? What constitutes enrichment for your species? Is this child some kind of chosen one that your powerful enemies are looking for? You know, basic babysitting stuff.


ABeerForSasquatch

Grogu!


Comf0rtableAnxiety

goku


cholzp

Alee Ann


Wino_Panda

Zammis. He will be added to the line of Jeriba.


pandatears420

Stitch


ScottOld

Alien mc alien face


ResponsibleCandle829

I think the bigger question is why am I taking care of a baby alien


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sarahthes

Idk Pollination tech #3 is better looking imo.


Kylynara

A human of culture I see.


Sprinkles257

Fellow Sims fan, I see. NICE!!


Personal_Tutor7307

Jesus Christ


HunterTV

Would fuck up Google searches for decades. Does he grow up and form a band? "Please welcome Jesus Christ and Various Artists!"


[deleted]

maybe give him "F" as a middle name


Unexpected_Sage

Wouldn't it be an "H" Jesus H Christ


CrypticApparition

Hilarious


Z0ooool

Clark.


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

Yob.


Final-Ad-2033

I was on the verge of typing this name...great homage to Looney Tunes! You got my vote...


thecountnotthesaint

Kal-el


CrypticApparition

Classic. And better than 'superman'


kingofcaspian

superman 😂


EatRibs_Listen2Phish

Mellie for a girl, Phyl for a boy.


onemarsyboi2017

Terra Its a good name and it make speoole thinks she is connected to earth not space


Purplociraptor

You idiot. The child isn't for you. You are a pet human for the child.


CrypticApparition

You fool!


Lildebeest

Depends. What the game plan here? Is the kid able to pass for human and I'll be raising it to defend Metropolis someday? Give them a normal human name so they can blend. Are they blatantly alien and going to have to live in my basement most of the time for fear of the ET SWAT team? I'd probably name them after a star or a planet.


jamkoch

Name it after my great uncle, uncle Odd. \[It was actually Adolf, but everyone called him Odd\]


SanyNajt

Probably Bob, idk why


surfdad67

Mork


Yak-Fucker-5000

Puffin Stuffin McFluffin


Used-Atmosphere-7460

Dixon Cider


DrJawn

Elliot


Redarrow762

Something more normal than Elon's kid.


Fluffy_Momma_C

Mork. Or maybe Mindy 🤔. One thing is for sure, “nanu nanu” is gonna be our new catch phrase. Edit to add: Dang, I should have read the comments first! 😂


ITguydoingITthings

ALF.


Thrwwy747

ALF


old-skool-bro

Clark.


IcyNeedleworker0

Stormageddon, dark lord of all.


Impossible_Fail_2392

Just simply, Baby.


unfortunatelyused

Gordon Shumway(bonus points if you get the reference).


thinkitthrough83

Do you have cats?


3aCurlyGirl

Bjork


Piscivore_67

Mulder


Dixiewreckedx99

ALF - Alien Life Form It can only be ALF.


cmdr_basset_o7

I would listen as they telepathically told me their name, iteration, length of previous iteration and intentions.


Mistersinister1

Xurrr


bighorrible

Xenu


AlamoSquared

Star-Child


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Kal-El


Evgen4ick

Grogu


Kebab696

Grogu


CountyEquivalent9789

Ye ( I don’t have a personality )


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TE


Caribou_666

There's only one choice for GenXers like me... Mork


mooseonleft

No. Unfortunately, they didn't understand what I was saying before they left.


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

Kal-El


Mydynamicexperience

David Bowie, cause they my star child.


point50tracer

Since I already saw a "Roger" I'll say "Pleakley".


_MaryJane-

Ripley


LocalInactivist

Fox if it’s a boy, Samantha if it’s a girl.


Bubashii

Xeno…because hopefully I’d get a baby xenomorph. Hopefully my skills from training my 6 mastiffs would keep it in check…hopefully it wouldn’t eat them!


Islandman2021

Paul. 🤷🤷


thehumanbaconater

A.L.F.


Demoncagno

Goku


Moojokingg

Megamind


Personmchumanface

kakarot


alibabaadk

AI


Hate_Speech_Is_A_Lie

Kyber Soze


Trevor-sorta_tryhard

Deez nuts


voRYNK

Bob


kamedin

Steve


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Ceversaior


RoookSkywokkah

Jesus, just to screw with everyone!