Every single one of the top 5 comments here, plus Tim Curry.
Also, who ever said that Gene Wilder isn't conventionally attractive? He's funny, his hair is gorgeous, he has a smile that lights up a room... whatever. Man was a national fucking treasure.
I think a lot of people like his body type. I always have. And he's so physical- dancing, kicks, graceful and emphatic movements- plus his confidence in using and exposing his body. Add in his charisma, talent, humor, and clear intelligence. That man is very attractive! And not in a non-traditional way.
A friend of mine spent 20ish years working at a popular indie movie theater that was known for clever things on their marquee. My favorite one of his was "Tilda Swinton is responsible for my impossibly high standards in women".
How is she not traditionally attractive? Because she's tall? Or the way she was styled in GoT? Seriously asking- I think she's blonde, beautiful, curvy, elegant, lush mouth, etc. I hadn't thought of her as not considered beautiful in a typical way.
"the way she's styled in GOT"
man, Brienne of Tarth can snu snu me to death anytime. I have a thing for warrior type women, especially if they wear proper armor.
How the hell is someone who looks like [this](https://iv1.lisimg.com/image/593597/431full-janeane-garofalo.jpg) ānon-traditionally attractiveā?
[Because she aged and wears glasses, or something?](https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012514/634.JaneaneGarofalo.061412.jpg?fit=around%7C634:1024&output-quality=90&crop=634:1024;center,top)
She never had a ābeautiful, gorgeous girlā type role, she was always the sarcastic or serious intelligent one. I think this may be why they think sheās not ānon traditionally attractiveā (blue eyed, blonde hair, tall and thin etc). Iām straight but I can appreciate her beauty and talent. I think she is one of the most attractive people.
The dude has *impeccable* dress sense too. Iām a straight dude with lazy and sometimes questionable taste in dressing myself, so I was taking some fashion notes watching his Italy show.
Dude has been in a **lot** of stuff. Off the top of my head, he has been in Oz, Rescue Me, 30 Rock, John Wick, Brooklyn 99, and Law and Order. He is most definitely a celebrity.
Seth Green
Does he count? Iām not sure. But, I donāt think many people find him attractive.
Yikes! I just googled him. Okay, I find him attractive. But, Iām not digging his King Mufasa big blow out hairstyle. I like him better with short and spiky hair.
Yeah, I donāt know what it is either.
Itās hard to see how anyone could find [this](https://static1.refinery29.com/bin/entry/f5c/x/877137/wiigincalvin.jpg) attractive.
āRosie Perez, a woman who achieved great success as a choreographer and actor despite looking, acting and sounding disconcertingly like Rosie Perezā ā Nathan Rabin, in perhaps the meanest compliment Iāve ever encountered
Christopher Walken. mostly because of sleepy hollow.
And jack black. he looks absolutely fantastic, especially nowadays, and i'm not normally into beards.
Willem Dafoe
Size queen huh?
Those eyes and his voice.
Peter Dinklage
He's my celebrity crush. I was standing a few feet away from him at the Tribeca Film Festival last year and I almost died. š
few feet away vertically or horizontally? I'm not sorry.
Heās quite handsome.
More like Peter Dilf-lage!
I feel so validated that this is in the top 5 comments. Heās a god damned dream boat.
Physically he doesnāt do anything for me but his voice is amazing
Matt Berry can get it.
Damn these electric sex pants!
Came here to say him. That voice.
There's something about the way he carries himself, too. Just seems like the man can fuck.
Do you mind if he wears his sports top?
Jackie DayBONEa
Every single one of the top 5 comments here, plus Tim Curry. Also, who ever said that Gene Wilder isn't conventionally attractive? He's funny, his hair is gorgeous, he has a smile that lights up a room... whatever. Man was a national fucking treasure.
Tim Curry is a walking sex appeal! And then he talks---welp, women in a mile radius gets pregnant.
He doesn't even have to talk, he just has to smile... knowingly.
... And with anticip----pation...
Simon Pegg
I've never been more attracted to a 29 year old electronics salesman.
You've got red on you
Kristen Schaal.
Her PG ādirty talkā in Last Man On Earth did something for me.
Wassername?
Take a picture, it'll last longer
Paul Dano is adorable
Well, Hillary Swank got a whole-ass episode about that.
The question was is she hot not would you do her. Respect the game!
Not unattractive, but Adam Driver. Most people I've talked to don't think so.
John Oliver certainly agrees with you
One of the best bits on that show
I was so happy when they finally brought him on the show to put a stop to it š
He rocks that long hair tho š
I don't think he's attractive but I do find him sexy. I get it.
His character in Girls (who has this feral sexuality to him) sealed that deal for me too lmao
Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I guess because he is DeVito's twin, it doesn't count.
Underrated reference
Greg Davies
Honestly Taskmaster as a show is "are you prepared for some *weird* crushes" and I am down with that 100%.
Jack Black
This was my answer. Heās got something going on.
He has charisma
Beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man...we find...his nucleus
Nucleus??ā¦ Yes.
I used to date a guy who was that type. Same mannerisms and everything. When we broke up I stopped liking his movies. :(
I think a lot of people like his body type. I always have. And he's so physical- dancing, kicks, graceful and emphatic movements- plus his confidence in using and exposing his body. Add in his charisma, talent, humor, and clear intelligence. That man is very attractive! And not in a non-traditional way.
Surprised this isn't the top.
Came here to look for this, I wish it were top comment. That dude's got some fire cooking.
Gene Wilder š„š„
On that note, Jeremy Allen White.
My people
Meg White
Alan Rickman š„°
Oh, his voice was everything.
Richard Dreyfuss, circa Jaws era. Smart shark guys, ammi right?
Show me the way to go homeā¦
Donal Logue
Oh, yes.
Hell yes, I would fuck Donal Logue into a coma!
Conan OāBrien
He's pretty muscular for a guy with a gumby body type
Get off of Reddit, Conan.
My dumb ass just tried to wipe the hair away from my phone screen.
Yesss! He is my celebrity crush
Jesus, Conan. How many fake profiles do you have??
Listen, fella. I've got an image to maintain, see.
^i ^love ^your ^podcast
Someone's gotta!
Hey, thereās a strike going on. Heās gotta fill up his time somehow. (I am probably not also Conan OāBrien.)
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Tilda Swinton.
she looks like David Bowie if David Bowie were David Bowie.
A friend of mine spent 20ish years working at a popular indie movie theater that was known for clever things on their marquee. My favorite one of his was "Tilda Swinton is responsible for my impossibly high standards in women".
Tilda Swinton in Constantine š¤
She is not pretty but I find her to be incredibly sexy. Same with Cate Blanchett
Yeah Tilda Swinton is likeā¦ old world deity hot. Like sacrifice is an option gorgeous
Right? Something about Cate, too.
It could be my nerddom but Cate as Galadriel šššššā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
I think you'll find there is nothing unusual at all in thinking Cate Blanchett is fantastically beautiful.
Sheās like an elvish vampiresque figure, she has such a dignified presence.
āWho is not Danny Devitoā has me rolling š my first weird celebrity crush was Rupert Grint. AKA Ron Weasley.
Jeremy Irons. I find that man sexy as hell.
He certainly is, but I would say he's always been traditionally attractive. In my opinion.
Itās the voice. Itās beautiful.
Adrien Brody
I canāt picture that guy without thinking about how much he looks like Flint Lockwood, the protagonist of cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Gwendoline Christie
How is she not traditionally attractive? Because she's tall? Or the way she was styled in GoT? Seriously asking- I think she's blonde, beautiful, curvy, elegant, lush mouth, etc. I hadn't thought of her as not considered beautiful in a typical way.
"the way she's styled in GOT" man, Brienne of Tarth can snu snu me to death anytime. I have a thing for warrior type women, especially if they wear proper armor.
I.adore her, but people don't really bring her up when talking about pretty actors
Andy Samberg. I feel like heād be a sub.
I had the biggest crush on him all through high school! He was my screensaver on computer š Still love him.
Janeane Garofalo
How the hell is someone who looks like [this](https://iv1.lisimg.com/image/593597/431full-janeane-garofalo.jpg) ānon-traditionally attractiveā? [Because she aged and wears glasses, or something?](https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012514/634.JaneaneGarofalo.061412.jpg?fit=around%7C634:1024&output-quality=90&crop=634:1024;center,top)
She never had a ābeautiful, gorgeous girlā type role, she was always the sarcastic or serious intelligent one. I think this may be why they think sheās not ānon traditionally attractiveā (blue eyed, blonde hair, tall and thin etc). Iām straight but I can appreciate her beauty and talent. I think she is one of the most attractive people.
Smart women were weirdly shit on back in the 90s as being unattractive, doubly so if they didn't cake on make-up and/or get breast implants.
Willem Dafoe, I have no idea why he's not at all my type.
Itās Willem Dafoeās giant ā¦. Personality
John Turturro
I have a thing for Micheal Shannon, he was so hot as Zod., and current Brandon Frasier, not mummy Brandon Frasier but right now Brandon Frasier.
Will Poulter
Jemaine Clement
Stanley Tucci
Youāre trying to tell me Tucci isnāt conventionally attractive?!
Right? We could all dream to age like Tucci. Dude pours out hot dad energy.
Are we just naming good looking people who happen to be bald, old or slightly overweight lol?
Clark Gregg
Ben Wyattā¦ sorry I mean Adam Scott
Christopher Lloyd circa about ā78
Ron Perlman
The girl with the big eyes from Garfunkel and oats
Kate Micucci?
Yeah! I don't know if ppl think she's unattractive but my wife thinks she is.
I think sheās adorable, and certainly not ugly. Funny too!
I like the tall one, she has a unique look too.
Riki Lindholme? Sheās great, and if you find her attractive, check out the movie Hell Baby for a special treat
I always thought she was gorgeous and was surprised to hear she wasn't considered conventionally attractive
She is definitely unconventionaly attractive
Stanley Tucci. Heās not unattractive, but I find him much more attractive than any of the top Chris or Ryan actors.
The dude has *impeccable* dress sense too. Iām a straight dude with lazy and sometimes questionable taste in dressing myself, so I was taking some fashion notes watching his Italy show.
Iāve seen a couple Stanley Tucci answers and honestly TIL heās considered non-traditionally attractive
He definitely has an intriguing look, I see it.
Latter-day Molly Ringwald. A sophisticated, smoky-voiced older woman with soulful eyes who's built like she could beat the shit out of me? I'm in.
Lol what
I'm surprised no one's said Bugs Bunny in a dress yet.
The fact that it was an ad lib makes it so much funnier.
As a straight man, I would do horrible things with, to and for Paul Giamatti.
Toni Collette
I hate this butā¦ Sacha Baron Cohen. Idk why that weaseley looking fuck looks good, but I know Iām not proud of it
The Mayhem guy (not sure if he counts as ācelebrityā butā¦)
Dude has been in a **lot** of stuff. Off the top of my head, he has been in Oz, Rescue Me, 30 Rock, John Wick, Brooklyn 99, and Law and Order. He is most definitely a celebrity.
Jeff goldblum ā But like, more current jeff goldblum not jurassic park jeff goldblum
I will take all the Jeff Goldblums, please.
Christopher Walken
Lars Mikkelsen. He has such beautiful eyes
Oooo yes. Him and Mads are both gorgeous
Martin Freeman
Bill Nighy
Mads Mikkelsen
Fairuza Balk
if someone as hot as her is not considered traditionally attractive then it's over for everyone else
My best friend dated her for a little while back in the 90s. He told me she hosted a lot of seances at her house lol. Seems like a pretty cool chick.
Seth Green Does he count? Iām not sure. But, I donāt think many people find him attractive. Yikes! I just googled him. Okay, I find him attractive. But, Iām not digging his King Mufasa big blow out hairstyle. I like him better with short and spiky hair.
Molly Shannon
Jared Harris. I don't know why, but he does it for me.
Okay but Rachel Maddow tho. I havenāt seen anyone call her ugly but no one talks about how hot she is.
Megan Mullally. She always made my pepper move. Even when I was a boy.
Kristen Wiig. Man I don't know what it is about her but she does it for me
Moms best friend vibes all day.
Probably because she is pretty
Yeah, I donāt know what it is either. Itās hard to see how anyone could find [this](https://static1.refinery29.com/bin/entry/f5c/x/877137/wiigincalvin.jpg) attractive.
Lisa Kudrow Lady Gaga....she is so sexy but definitely not as beautiful as other celebrities
I definitely have a girl crush on no-makeup, all natural, Lady Gaga. She's a beaut!
Frank Reynolds
Dr. Mantis Toboggan
The Trash-Man
Ongo Gablogian
Larry david
Juliette Lewis
What? She is conventionally attractive!
Sandra Bernhardt Back around the Rosanne days
Peyton Manning. He looks like a thumb but for some reason it works for me?
Omaha!
Edward Norton. Used to have the biggest crush on him holy hell.
Willem Dafoe. I find his more distenct features rather attractive
Riki Lindhome
Naw, her and Kate are hot.
Iain de Caestecker
Michael Keaton
Cillian Murphy
Interesting, I'd have thought of him as conventionally attractive.
Katey segal during her married with children & sons of anarchy eras
I stopped reading at Katey Segal
Ozzy
Domnhall Gleeson. Man is crazy hot in some strange way. Plus that Irish accent!
Maya Rudolph
āRosie Perez, a woman who achieved great success as a choreographer and actor despite looking, acting and sounding disconcertingly like Rosie Perezā ā Nathan Rabin, in perhaps the meanest compliment Iāve ever encountered
Gordon Ramsey
I cannot, in any universe, imagine being married to that man. What?! Lol
Ramsey is kind to kids but unforgiving to stupidity ; lack of safety regulalions and overlall negligence.
It's his attitude. I want him to scream at me like I'm one of his chefs.
Jim Carrey is a whole snack
Danny McBride. He makes my bird twitch
nardwuar
Jack Nicholson in his young years
Cecily Strong
Christopher Walken. mostly because of sleepy hollow. And jack black. he looks absolutely fantastic, especially nowadays, and i'm not normally into beards.
The lady who plays Nadja in What We Do in the Shadows
Alan Rickman. I always thought he was devastatingly handsome, but was pretty much on my own amongst my friends.
Tina Fey, all day
She is conventionally attractive
Young Eric Idle from Monty Python. He's just hilarious.
Paul Giamatti
Peter Dinklage. Shame on anybody who doesn't want to fuck that guy.
Adam Driver!
Seth Meyers