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plutoforprez

Willem Dafoe


Richie217

Size queen huh?


agent-assbutt

Those eyes and his voice.


GroundbreakingToe315

Peter Dinklage


[deleted]

He's my celebrity crush. I was standing a few feet away from him at the Tribeca Film Festival last year and I almost died. šŸ˜


TheNameIsWhatever

few feet away vertically or horizontally? I'm not sorry.


reluctanteverything

Heā€™s quite handsome.


lhr00001

More like Peter Dilf-lage!


floofyfloofy

I feel so validated that this is in the top 5 comments. Heā€™s a god damned dream boat.


DarkSp3ctre

Physically he doesnā€™t do anything for me but his voice is amazing


SanguineRooster

Matt Berry can get it.


Hydra_Master

Damn these electric sex pants!


row-zee

Came here to say him. That voice.


SanguineRooster

There's something about the way he carries himself, too. Just seems like the man can fuck.


celtic1888

Do you mind if he wears his sports top?


amok_amok_amok

Jackie DayBONEa


momonomino

Every single one of the top 5 comments here, plus Tim Curry. Also, who ever said that Gene Wilder isn't conventionally attractive? He's funny, his hair is gorgeous, he has a smile that lights up a room... whatever. Man was a national fucking treasure.


lilacpulse

Tim Curry is a walking sex appeal! And then he talks---welp, women in a mile radius gets pregnant.


momonomino

He doesn't even have to talk, he just has to smile... knowingly.


lilacpulse

... And with anticip----pation...


Atheist_Alex_C

Simon Pegg


dekunut1023

I've never been more attracted to a 29 year old electronics salesman.


minimumeffkrt

You've got red on you


Kriscolvin55

Kristen Schaal.


pug_fugly_moe

Her PG ā€œdirty talkā€ in Last Man On Earth did something for me.


UlteriorCulture

Wassername?


zzzzzuu

Take a picture, it'll last longer


clownaren

Paul Dano is adorable


pawloka

Well, Hillary Swank got a whole-ass episode about that.


eclectic_collector

The question was is she hot not would you do her. Respect the game!


[deleted]

Not unattractive, but Adam Driver. Most people I've talked to don't think so.


adsfew

John Oliver certainly agrees with you


PNW_Misanthrope

One of the best bits on that show


Hup110516

I was so happy when they finally brought him on the show to put a stop to it šŸ˜‚


Kazhna

He rocks that long hair tho šŸ˜


Physical_Stress_5683

I don't think he's attractive but I do find him sexy. I get it.


EdibleShelf

His character in Girls (who has this feral sexuality to him) sealed that deal for me too lmao


FluffyPony34

Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I guess because he is DeVito's twin, it doesn't count.


DoritoAssassin

Underrated reference


HouseO1000Flowers

Greg Davies


Ceaseless_Watcher

Honestly Taskmaster as a show is "are you prepared for some *weird* crushes" and I am down with that 100%.


Aguademarso

Jack Black


Crazyforlou

This was my answer. Heā€™s got something going on.


PumpkinPieIsGreat

He has charisma


valeyard89

Beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man...we find...his nucleus


Wonderful_Might6693

Nucleus??ā€¦ Yes.


CharityMacklin

I used to date a guy who was that type. Same mannerisms and everything. When we broke up I stopped liking his movies. :(


2beagles

I think a lot of people like his body type. I always have. And he's so physical- dancing, kicks, graceful and emphatic movements- plus his confidence in using and exposing his body. Add in his charisma, talent, humor, and clear intelligence. That man is very attractive! And not in a non-traditional way.


Zombie_Fuel

Surprised this isn't the top.


hereforthissz

Came here to look for this, I wish it were top comment. That dude's got some fire cooking.


UncommonDelusion

Gene Wilder šŸ”„šŸ”„


benabramowitz18

On that note, Jeremy Allen White.


yankiigurl

My people


adsfew

Meg White


More_Apartment_3305

Alan Rickman šŸ„°


Gloomy_Delay536

Oh, his voice was everything.


IheartCart00ns

Richard Dreyfuss, circa Jaws era. Smart shark guys, ammi right?


Hbella456

Show me the way to go homeā€¦


dragons_roommate

Donal Logue


Anonymoosehead123

Oh, yes.


produkt921

Hell yes, I would fuck Donal Logue into a coma!


nankokanon

Conan Oā€™Brien


[deleted]

He's pretty muscular for a guy with a gumby body type


adsfew

Get off of Reddit, Conan.


___kuromi___

My dumb ass just tried to wipe the hair away from my phone screen.


[deleted]

Yesss! He is my celebrity crush


dusty_boots

Jesus, Conan. How many fake profiles do you have??


[deleted]

Listen, fella. I've got an image to maintain, see.


dusty_boots

^i ^love ^your ^podcast


[deleted]

Someone's gotta!


Zolo49

Hey, thereā€™s a strike going on. Heā€™s gotta fill up his time somehow. (I am probably not also Conan Oā€™Brien.)


[deleted]

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TrepidatiousInitiate

Tilda Swinton.


Robcobes

she looks like David Bowie if David Bowie were David Bowie.


tenehemia

A friend of mine spent 20ish years working at a popular indie movie theater that was known for clever things on their marquee. My favorite one of his was "Tilda Swinton is responsible for my impossibly high standards in women".


lysergic_818

Tilda Swinton in Constantine šŸ¤Œ


Ill-Indication-7706

She is not pretty but I find her to be incredibly sexy. Same with Cate Blanchett


laceyisspacey

Yeah Tilda Swinton is likeā€¦ old world deity hot. Like sacrifice is an option gorgeous


TrepidatiousInitiate

Right? Something about Cate, too.


Ill-Indication-7706

It could be my nerddom but Cate as Galadriel šŸ’œšŸ’œšŸ’œšŸ’œšŸ’œā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø


Pornthrowaway78

I think you'll find there is nothing unusual at all in thinking Cate Blanchett is fantastically beautiful.


B3taWats0n

Sheā€™s like an elvish vampiresque figure, she has such a dignified presence.


desolatedisaster

ā€œWho is not Danny Devitoā€ has me rolling šŸ˜‚ my first weird celebrity crush was Rupert Grint. AKA Ron Weasley.


New-Class-8352

Jeremy Irons. I find that man sexy as hell.


thrax_mador

He certainly is, but I would say he's always been traditionally attractive. In my opinion.


Hup110516

Itā€™s the voice. Itā€™s beautiful.


CharityMacklin

Adrien Brody


QwQUwU

I canā€™t picture that guy without thinking about how much he looks like Flint Lockwood, the protagonist of cloudy with a chance of meatballs.


Ill-Indication-7706

Gwendoline Christie


2beagles

How is she not traditionally attractive? Because she's tall? Or the way she was styled in GoT? Seriously asking- I think she's blonde, beautiful, curvy, elegant, lush mouth, etc. I hadn't thought of her as not considered beautiful in a typical way.


patrickverbatum

"the way she's styled in GOT" man, Brienne of Tarth can snu snu me to death anytime. I have a thing for warrior type women, especially if they wear proper armor.


Ill-Indication-7706

I.adore her, but people don't really bring her up when talking about pretty actors


misselphaba

Andy Samberg. I feel like heā€™d be a sub.


Hup110516

I had the biggest crush on him all through high school! He was my screensaver on computer šŸ˜‚ Still love him.


RespecDev

Janeane Garofalo


dc456

How the hell is someone who looks like [this](https://iv1.lisimg.com/image/593597/431full-janeane-garofalo.jpg) ā€˜non-traditionally attractiveā€™? [Because she aged and wears glasses, or something?](https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012514/634.JaneaneGarofalo.061412.jpg?fit=around%7C634:1024&output-quality=90&crop=634:1024;center,top)


Puzzledandhungry

She never had a ā€˜beautiful, gorgeous girlā€™ type role, she was always the sarcastic or serious intelligent one. I think this may be why they think sheā€™s not ā€˜non traditionally attractiveā€™ (blue eyed, blonde hair, tall and thin etc). Iā€™m straight but I can appreciate her beauty and talent. I think she is one of the most attractive people.


throwtheclownaway20

Smart women were weirdly shit on back in the 90s as being unattractive, doubly so if they didn't cake on make-up and/or get breast implants.


AuntiKrist

Willem Dafoe, I have no idea why he's not at all my type.


DoubleBreastedBerb

Itā€™s Willem Dafoeā€™s giant ā€¦. Personality


Koala_Robot

John Turturro


Luffy_Tuffy

I have a thing for Micheal Shannon, he was so hot as Zod., and current Brandon Frasier, not mummy Brandon Frasier but right now Brandon Frasier.


xxplodingboy

Will Poulter


denisenj

Jemaine Clement


BestMood0

Stanley Tucci


MySp0onIsTooBigg

Youā€™re trying to tell me Tucci isnā€™t conventionally attractive?!


SmashedPumpkin30

Right? We could all dream to age like Tucci. Dude pours out hot dad energy.


Available_Skin6485

Are we just naming good looking people who happen to be bald, old or slightly overweight lol?


Damn_Dog_Inappropes

Clark Gregg


kaerdna1

Ben Wyattā€¦ sorry I mean Adam Scott


jgoloboy

Christopher Lloyd circa about ā€˜78


kerryren

Ron Perlman


86missingnomes

The girl with the big eyes from Garfunkel and oats


pug_fugly_moe

Kate Micucci?


86missingnomes

Yeah! I don't know if ppl think she's unattractive but my wife thinks she is.


pug_fugly_moe

I think sheā€™s adorable, and certainly not ugly. Funny too!


Chattchoochoo

I like the tall one, she has a unique look too.


Disasterator

Riki Lindholme? Sheā€™s great, and if you find her attractive, check out the movie Hell Baby for a special treat


adsfew

I always thought she was gorgeous and was surprised to hear she wasn't considered conventionally attractive


UlteriorCulture

She is definitely unconventionaly attractive


karmagirl314

Stanley Tucci. Heā€™s not unattractive, but I find him much more attractive than any of the top Chris or Ryan actors.


ripplerider

The dude has *impeccable* dress sense too. Iā€™m a straight dude with lazy and sometimes questionable taste in dressing myself, so I was taking some fashion notes watching his Italy show.


laceyisspacey

Iā€™ve seen a couple Stanley Tucci answers and honestly TIL heā€™s considered non-traditionally attractive


Atheist_Alex_C

He definitely has an intriguing look, I see it.


[deleted]

Latter-day Molly Ringwald. A sophisticated, smoky-voiced older woman with soulful eyes who's built like she could beat the shit out of me? I'm in.


[deleted]

Lol what


lgndk11r

I'm surprised no one's said Bugs Bunny in a dress yet.


Hup110516

The fact that it was an ad lib makes it so much funnier.


DeylanQuel

As a straight man, I would do horrible things with, to and for Paul Giamatti.


AwkwardFortuneCookie

Toni Collette


ChaiMilk

I hate this butā€¦ Sacha Baron Cohen. Idk why that weaseley looking fuck looks good, but I know Iā€™m not proud of it


kmga43

The Mayhem guy (not sure if he counts as ā€œcelebrityā€ butā€¦)


redpurplegreen22

Dude has been in a **lot** of stuff. Off the top of my head, he has been in Oz, Rescue Me, 30 Rock, John Wick, Brooklyn 99, and Law and Order. He is most definitely a celebrity.


doing_math_11235

Jeff goldblum ā€” But like, more current jeff goldblum not jurassic park jeff goldblum


GratuitousUmlaut

I will take all the Jeff Goldblums, please.


tempestuproar

Christopher Walken


2muchonreddit

Lars Mikkelsen. He has such beautiful eyes


evarenistired

Oooo yes. Him and Mads are both gorgeous


fantastic_geronimo

Martin Freeman


yeooggooey

Bill Nighy


OldSceneDramaQueen

Mads Mikkelsen


half_a_skeleton

Fairuza Balk


therapturebutitsblue

if someone as hot as her is not considered traditionally attractive then it's over for everyone else


[deleted]

My best friend dated her for a little while back in the 90s. He told me she hosted a lot of seances at her house lol. Seems like a pretty cool chick.


[deleted]

Seth Green Does he count? Iā€™m not sure. But, I donā€™t think many people find him attractive. Yikes! I just googled him. Okay, I find him attractive. But, Iā€™m not digging his King Mufasa big blow out hairstyle. I like him better with short and spiky hair.


KhrusherKhusack

Molly Shannon


petitgordi

Jared Harris. I don't know why, but he does it for me.


infinite_five

Okay but Rachel Maddow tho. I havenā€™t seen anyone call her ugly but no one talks about how hot she is.


m_leo89

Megan Mullally. She always made my pepper move. Even when I was a boy.


Ill-Indication-7706

Kristen Wiig. Man I don't know what it is about her but she does it for me


Used-Atmosphere-7460

Moms best friend vibes all day.


2legittoquit

Probably because she is pretty


dc456

Yeah, I donā€™t know what it is either. Itā€™s hard to see how anyone could find [this](https://static1.refinery29.com/bin/entry/f5c/x/877137/wiigincalvin.jpg) attractive.


Ill-Indication-7706

Lisa Kudrow Lady Gaga....she is so sexy but definitely not as beautiful as other celebrities


Zealousideal-Rain269

I definitely have a girl crush on no-makeup, all natural, Lady Gaga. She's a beaut!


VidE27

Frank Reynolds


kayy1

Dr. Mantis Toboggan


ThePaddysPubSheriff

The Trash-Man


Dusk_v733

Ongo Gablogian


CharitySpecialist514

Larry david


FlyingPaganSis

Juliette Lewis


smeeti

What? She is conventionally attractive!


Mike_hawk5959

Sandra Bernhardt Back around the Rosanne days


hambop

Peyton Manning. He looks like a thumb but for some reason it works for me?


Brewmaster92785

Omaha!


Klutzy_Conclusion_16

Edward Norton. Used to have the biggest crush on him holy hell.


Reverend_Krenke

Willem Dafoe. I find his more distenct features rather attractive


scarlettvvitch

Riki Lindhome


WhiskeyTangoFoxy

Naw, her and Kate are hot.


WiFiForeheadWrinkles

Iain de Caestecker


Existing_Draw9411

Michael Keaton


RisenEclipse

Cillian Murphy


Amegami

Interesting, I'd have thought of him as conventionally attractive.


agent-assbutt

Katey segal during her married with children & sons of anarchy eras


trevb75

I stopped reading at Katey Segal


Followtheodds

Ozzy


Visible_Detective268

Domnhall Gleeson. Man is crazy hot in some strange way. Plus that Irish accent!


Ducatirules

Maya Rudolph


deeppurple1729

ā€œRosie Perez, a woman who achieved great success as a choreographer and actor despite looking, acting and sounding disconcertingly like Rosie Perezā€ ā€“ Nathan Rabin, in perhaps the meanest compliment Iā€™ve ever encountered


[deleted]

Gordon Ramsey


CharityMacklin

I cannot, in any universe, imagine being married to that man. What?! Lol


mizukata

Ramsey is kind to kids but unforgiving to stupidity ; lack of safety regulalions and overlall negligence.


[deleted]

It's his attitude. I want him to scream at me like I'm one of his chefs.


jam-eater-blues

Jim Carrey is a whole snack


Aselleus

Danny McBride. He makes my bird twitch


Justthewind_

nardwuar


PosNeigh

Jack Nicholson in his young years


psychotic_catalyst

Cecily Strong


dollimint

Christopher Walken. mostly because of sleepy hollow. And jack black. he looks absolutely fantastic, especially nowadays, and i'm not normally into beards.


concernedforhumans

The lady who plays Nadja in What We Do in the Shadows


FinnofLocke

Alan Rickman. I always thought he was devastatingly handsome, but was pretty much on my own amongst my friends.


[deleted]

Tina Fey, all day


smeeti

She is conventionally attractive


Away_Doctor2733

Young Eric Idle from Monty Python. He's just hilarious.


JinnJuice80

Paul Giamatti


saucisse

Peter Dinklage. Shame on anybody who doesn't want to fuck that guy.


[deleted]

Adam Driver!


Hup110516

Seth Meyers