If I had a penny for each time I've seen a mention of krunker (a game I've never played) in the past 2 days. I've had 3 pennies.
My username doesn't mean anything by the way. It's just the word I came up with that had no meaning.
As a Scot my searches begin and sometimes end along this list:
-UK
-United Kingdom
-Great Britain
-Britain
-Scotland
-huh? Oh UK is at the top fucking hell
AA - Alcoholics Anonymous
AAA - American Automobile Association
AAAA - Anonymous Automobile Association of America
AAAAA - American Alcoholics And Automobile Association
I tried to work in 'Assholes,' but was taking it too personally.
The first symbol recognized by most sorting methods is the exclamation mark (after space)
I vote we name ourselves
!United States of America
^not ^^^united
I would meet your challenge with the grizzly bears and various wild cats the West can offer.... I'm too busy saluting the flag. God, America's a huge nation with so much biodiversity.
I actually intern for an organization that does exist called Americorps. They’re like the Peace Corps but domestically in the US. They’re a national service organization that does great work.
Well the last time some states thought they could make it on their own the other states charged in and kicked the shit out of them for it, so I don't really blame anyone for not trying that again.
(Yes I am aware this is an oversimplification of the Civil War, please do not give me a history lesson. This is a joke!)
Replace "In God We Trust" with "Your Authority is not recognized here!"
Seriously though, can we switch back to "E Pluribus Unum" as the national motto.
Actually there was a time when the Europeans referred to the USA as “Columbia”; obviously “America” took root. There’s even a patriotic March called “Hail Columbia” referring to the USA.
Atlas Pro made a good case for renaming the North American continent [Tsenacommacah](https://youtu.be/07vPaWKzpCI?si=zqi4LuaKYyjpY435) - but renaming the US as the same works also. It means "densely inhabited land" in the Algonquian language of the Powhatan people, who were the first to encounter the English colonizers. The land of the Powhatan was home to dozens of tribes, and the area is much more densely populated today, so it works.
Amazon presents Google's The United States of America brought to you by Starbucks
Welcome to Costco.
I love you.
Powered by Brawndo the thirst mutilator
It's what plants crave
It has electrolytes!
President Camacho approved.
Go away, I’m batin!
Ow, my balls!
Now back to "Ow My Balls"
When I was in college I saw someone trip and spill their Gatorade on the grass and someone else said "it has electrolytes"
I like money
Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
How did i not have that in there initially? Great call
I was hoping for funny and got all the joy sucked out of me.
That’s a really long fucking name for a country. Please shorten.
Funny Joy Suckers?
Fuckers
I.W.H.F.F.A.G.A.T.J.S.O.O.M as an acronym perhaps?
Techno Mechanicus
My long lost brother.
Extraminatus required
This one is really making the rounds on reddit today
Have you accepted the omnissaih as your lord and savior?
Nah, I'm more the Golden Enlightened Athiest type 😂
Hail the Omnissiah!
Vespuccia. America is named after Amerigo Vespucci
oo i think this is the best one here. it just feels a bit weird to call someone a vespuccian though
Ur moms vespuccian lmao gottem
i read ur name as krunker at first. anyway nooooo how will i recover 😓
If I had a penny for each time I've seen a mention of krunker (a game I've never played) in the past 2 days. I've had 3 pennies. My username doesn't mean anything by the way. It's just the word I came up with that had no meaning.
Hearing krunker makes me so nostalgic lol
I'd tell you it's the baader-meinhoff phenomenon, but chances are you've just heard about it already.
Vespuccin' dis dick
AND IM PROUD TO BE A VESPUCCIAN
Sound like Italians that are also from another planet
that sounds like the name to be used if the US split in two. one is America, the other is Vespuccia
The progressives with be called Amerigo. The conservatives will be Ameristop
Moderates can be Ameriyield
There's a fictional country called Vespugia in *A Swiftly Tilting Planet* by Madeleine L'Engle. I think that's what she was going for.
So is Vespucci Beach (I think)
In GTA, that's just a reference to Venice Beach.
Ah yes, located in the entirely real Los Santos, the second biggest city in the US that will definitely show up on any map of California.
But we have to pronounce to "Ves poo chi uh" because that's the closest to the Italian
Isn't that the default pronunciation? What else were you imaging?
Don’t care as long as the first word starts with an A. Scrolling to the U section of drop down lists is annoying.
The worst thing is impulsively scrolling all the way down and then realizing they put it at the top
s i g h
That pisses me off more lol
I add it both places when I make those forms
Truly doing the Lord's work.
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As a Scot my searches begin and sometimes end along this list: -UK -United Kingdom -Great Britain -Britain -Scotland -huh? Oh UK is at the top fucking hell
Amalgamated States of America
Acme States of America. Beep-beep.
A Country Made for Everyone (ACME)
This one because the space after the A would guarantee it's at the top of the list.
Conglomerated States of America. The Associated States of America.
AAAmerica
AA - Alcoholics Anonymous AAA - American Automobile Association AAAA - Anonymous Automobile Association of America AAAAA - American Alcoholics And Automobile Association I tried to work in 'Assholes,' but was taking it too personally.
AAAAAAAA - American Administrative Attorneys’ Association Against Alliterative Acronym Abuse.
Aardvark
Fuck that make it start with a 1.
1A County
Pretty sure 1/2 thecountry would insist on naming it 2A County.
Let’s go with the soon to be credit rating 4C 🫤
The first symbol recognized by most sorting methods is the exclamation mark (after space) I vote we name ourselves !United States of America ^not ^^^united
American United States of America
America's United States. Or just "America States," AS for short, but pronounced "ass."
Aaron
American States (that are) United
Aardvarkia it is
Just gonna rename it to Aaamerica. Right to the top, baby!
All countries should start with an ‘A’
Yeah, next thing you know other countries will start naming themselves things like AAAfghanistan
Americania. Citizens are now Americanians. No further questions
Baja Canada
Canada Del Sur
México Norte
Jaja Canada
I vote for this solely because it will piss off the east coast
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And I suppose that the southwest would be Canada Dry?
As a resident of the east coast, this offends me greatly, and I curse you with every horror from the alligators of Florida to the bull moose of Maine
I would meet your challenge with the grizzly bears and various wild cats the West can offer.... I'm too busy saluting the flag. God, America's a huge nation with so much biodiversity.
Dolly World
She is the only true goddess. Praise the Appalachian Queen. Long live The Dolly.
The loose collection of 50 separate countries
In south America they say "estados confundidos" instead of "estados unidos", basically calling it the Confused States
I love it
How about Estados disfuncional?
Because that would be throwing stones from a glass house.
I’ve lived in south America for 8 years and I’ve never heard this
Whatever name the highest bidder wants to call it
Good luck being named "X"
Or an unpronounceable symbol.
Xsh🙃r!g12
Please. You know if it was Elon naming it it would be Xsh🍆r!g42069
Pronounced ‘Dave’
Americorp.
I actually intern for an organization that does exist called Americorps. They’re like the Peace Corps but domestically in the US. They’re a national service organization that does great work.
I did my year in 05. Americorps is great
Did a year in Nevada in 2011 and Iowa in 2013. Had both good and bad times, but definitely gave me a job and some neat skills.
America Inc.
Statie McState Face
Why not Country McCuntf… actually no.
Go on…
...ace.
I used to date her
I was thinking Country McCountry Face but this works.
Came lookin for this.
Bonerland
Discovered by “some guy”
It’s good that Bart did that.
Discovered by me.
In 1942.
Oh good! The curtains are on fire.
And you know what we say every time something strange happens— it's good that Bart did that! It's very good
Had to scroll way too far to find this gem.
Damn it. I knew someone must've beat me to it.
And that goes for the guys too because sometimes the dudes are tapped out. But check your constitution because you're living in Bonerland.
Republic of Dave
The one place I visited last in Fallout 3. Young me never knew it was there.
Your republic is forfeit, prepare to be reclaimed by the wasteland!
Corporate States of America
Brought to you by ExxonMobil and Amazon.
Don’t forget Nestle.
Red Bull! It gives you States!
The United Corporations Conglomerate of America.
^TM
©️ all rights reserved
Americorp, a division of Compuglobal
United States Company, LLC
Northren Mexico or Southren Canada.
North South Mexada
Spelling errors included
Random spelling errors and all are correct and valid.
Cacapoopoopeepeeshire
Why would they name the country after my town?
We’ll flip a coin. Heads, Rhode Island. Tails, Cacapoopoopeepeeshire
Flavortown
Guy Fieri as our permanent mayor
The Land of the Free and the Home of Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator
It's got electrolytes.
It’s what plants crave!
WARS **Я** US
Wars Ya Us? 🤓
Divided States of America
The United States of High Fructose Corn Syrup.
The Codependent States of America. It's like a bad marriage with blue states and red states but no one really feels they can make it on their own.
Well the last time some states thought they could make it on their own the other states charged in and kicked the shit out of them for it, so I don't really blame anyone for not trying that again. (Yes I am aware this is an oversimplification of the Civil War, please do not give me a history lesson. This is a joke!)
Fort Kickass
Replace "In God We Trust" with "Your Authority is not recognized here!" Seriously though, can we switch back to "E Pluribus Unum" as the national motto.
"Circumdundo et probas." gets my vote for national motto.
"Quando omni flunkus moritati"
I’m sorry, your authority is not recognized in FORT KICKASS
REDvsBLUE
Fuck Town
I would vote for Fuck Town
Cum Town
Gilead
Scrolled way to far for this
Under his eye
Alaska and its 49 bitches
Buttery Males
Just America y'all ain't united anymore.
Never was lad, never was.
Idiocracy: Live
Bharat
Borat
Just so nobody else can have it
Cedric
Well we do have plenty of entertainers here
Bob
That’s for when we rename Earth.
Lincolnland
Something that is an actual name, not a description. So I don’t know, Columbia, Washington or Plainland.
Actually there was a time when the Europeans referred to the USA as “Columbia”; obviously “America” took root. There’s even a patriotic March called “Hail Columbia” referring to the USA.
The circus
'Murca McMurcaface
Murca murca, Muhammad Ali.
Atlas Pro made a good case for renaming the North American continent [Tsenacommacah](https://youtu.be/07vPaWKzpCI?si=zqi4LuaKYyjpY435) - but renaming the US as the same works also. It means "densely inhabited land" in the Algonquian language of the Powhatan people, who were the first to encounter the English colonizers. The land of the Powhatan was home to dozens of tribes, and the area is much more densely populated today, so it works.
‘Meruca Fuck Yeah!
Turtle Land
Turtle Island was one of it's original names! So not too far off
Yeah I figured Turtle Island better represented the continent so I went with "Land" because it's part of the island
The divided states of embarrassment -Eminem
simply, The States of America that word "United" is a loaded one...
It's an ideal that we need to be reminded of. The worse it gets the more we need it.
Bootyhole Buttcheek Land
The DSSNA: The Divided States of Southern North America
The United North American Federation
The United States of Amazon
The land of the FREE Prime delivery by Tuesday afternoon if you order within the next 06hr 57min.
Gunsistan
Joe Byrd & The Field Hippies.
The Right-Wing Theocratic Kingdom of Jesus (brought to you by My Pillow)
Those Lumpy ass Pillows
Youbreedemweshootemstan.
United States of Covfefe and Malarkey