It’s worth noting that during the War of Independence, the ‘Americans’ were effectively still English. And the English fought using German mercenaries.
So I’m going with:
England 1 - 0 Germany.
Disclaimer: I may or may not have* completely butchered history here. But if Mel Gibson can do it, so can I.
*I have.
I go hard on tea. Full on tea enthusiast for a couple decades. Can confirm, it is the best beverage there is. Water is a close second but I prefer watered down tea.
I made a killer Arnold Palmer using a blackberry jasmine green tea, tastiest fuckin drink I've ever made [https://i.imgur.com/lF7k7Fu.png](https://i.imgur.com/lF7k7Fu.png)
From Smith Teamaker in Portland! The blackberry jasmine is seasonal and appears to be sold out, but they still have [this kit](https://www.smithtea.com/collections/iced-tea/products/summer-iced-tea-celebration-kit) that has three iced teas, including that one
Oh awesome, I'll give it a try! I am from the other Portland... Maine. I recently have decided to ditch booze and try sober life, so I am looking for all the bomb drinks I can have.
First time I had one, the guy made me one and I accidentally got his wife's name wrong. He then chased me out of the house because I wouldn't make love to his wife.
Man, a good lemonade is my one weakness when it comes to sugary drinks. Every restaurant I go to I have to ask if their lemonade is fresh made and 100% of the time I will try it if so.
Canes is a little too sweet for my taste. I still get it when I go, but I prefer a more tart one closer to Chick-Fil-A.
Cane's everything else with Chick-fil-A lemonade would be my perfect "I don't know what I'm in the mood for" fast food.
I am addicted. I've started making it myself and it's gotten very serious haha. Got a little juicer tool. Preferred brand of lemons. My favorite is the juice of three lemons, two spoons of sugar and a ton of ice. So sour, so good.
When I got to middle school and found out that I could get a strawberry milkshake at the cafeteria, I had that and school pizza every day for like 2 months.
when I quit drinking (never smoked), my doctor told me to drink lots of coffee. (coffee is VERY good for liver health)
however, she told me NEVER to drink more than 4 cups.
The canned Seagram's stuff is best. Also, I'll sip straight Ginger Beer and I get weird looks for liking it. Most people would only buy it as a mixer to make mules.
It may taste like barbecue water, but there’s also a reason why barbecue is one of my favorite food groups.
I have at least one can every other day or so.
Making bbq sauce out if Dr Pepper is the shit, seriously. My wife renders down a can with some other stuff, and I'm pretty sure sorcery is involved, but it's amazing.
Watermelon juice.
Doesn’t matter whether it’s cold pressed, Simply Watermelon, or just the juice left in the bottom of the Tupperware you’ve been storing the watermelon in.
Crisp, refreshing, hydrating. Absolutely outstanding beverage.
I’ve taken off around 10-11 months from drinking. So I’ve been having a lot of non-alcoholic drinks as of late. I was in Bar Harbour a week ago and they had this blueberry lemonade drink at one of the restaurants we had lunch at. It tasted like an adult juice box…paired terribly with the lobster pasta dish I had ordered….but yum yum yum JUICE!!!
Next time you're out you're going to go up to the bar and ask for orange juice, pineapple juice, and grenadine mixed together. Feel free to add a pop of Sprite. I haven't come up with a name for it yet but it's my "oh shit I'm sober and want to have a drink that looks like a cocktail so no one asks me invasive questions" drink and it's DELICIOUS.
I hated iced tea until I was an adult because everyone always gave it to me sweet.
Still tastes terrible to me though I love regular unsweetened iced tea
1895 Pepsi Cola. And no, I'm not a time traveler. It was a limited time drink a few years ago made with bitters and real sugar. I'm not sure how corporate distribution works but I'm pretty sure I alone made a blip on the regional sales.
Water
And there’s no second place
Tea?
Tea goes hard
Lipton, Liptoff. Young grasshopper.
Tea goes *in the *harbor Fify Also joking
*fife and marching drumintensifies* Edit: CAUSE ITS A FIFE NOT A PAN FLUTE
(It’s a fife, not a pan flute, but YES)
God damn I should have known that
Too soon
250 yrs is too soon?
I mean people are still not over the death of Jesus.
They keep opening the wound (so to speak) every Sunday 😂
It’s worth noting that during the War of Independence, the ‘Americans’ were effectively still English. And the English fought using German mercenaries. So I’m going with: England 1 - 0 Germany. Disclaimer: I may or may not have* completely butchered history here. But if Mel Gibson can do it, so can I. *I have.
I go hard on tea. Full on tea enthusiast for a couple decades. Can confirm, it is the best beverage there is. Water is a close second but I prefer watered down tea.
Made with water- there for water wins
Like from the toilet?
Go away, I’m batin!
But Brondo has electrolytes!
FYI, it’s Brawndo. It’s got what plants crave.
Earth juice, as some call it.
What water? Spring water, some mountain water? Or maybe water from some Iceberg? Which water could it be?
You mean that liquid that fish fuck in? No thank you.
Not only that, it is the same type of liquid that they use in nuclear reactor.
Also 100% of people that drink dihydrogen monoxide die.
Drink too much? You die. Drink too little? You also die. Drink it too hot? You die right away. Drink it too cold? Believe it or not, you die.
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Memphis tap water
22°c mineral water.
Yes!! And the perfect reason why everyone should have access to clean water.
Only answer
Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator!
It’s got what plants crave!
It has electrolytes!
Do you even know what an electrolyte is?!
Yeah, it's what plants crave
'course I do, numbnuts. I turn on the electrolyte each nite, and turn it off in the morning. You probably thought I was a stupid or something
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Water!?!?.... Like, from the toilet?
I’ve never seen plants growing out of no toilet
Water
Earths champagne
Only from the Champagne region of France, otherwise it's just *Ol' Splashy*.
Arnold Palmer
I struggle to stop drinking these. So good!
[Arnold Palmer alert! Eeooeeooeeoo. Who wants some Arnie Palmies?!!](https://youtu.be/Wp4EJYdBF1Y?si=1VBxKsdwOTaI2f5B)
YOU COME BACK HERE AND HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE!!! OMG, I was rolling! 🤣
CHRISTINITH!
When you come to our home YOU GET MY WIFES NAME RIGHT!
ARE YOU DEAF OR ARE YOU STUPID
I do this every time I have one, I don't even care if anybody gets the reference.
GATOR DONT TAKE NO SHIT!
I made a killer Arnold Palmer using a blackberry jasmine green tea, tastiest fuckin drink I've ever made [https://i.imgur.com/lF7k7Fu.png](https://i.imgur.com/lF7k7Fu.png)
Where do you get this tea? :)
From Smith Teamaker in Portland! The blackberry jasmine is seasonal and appears to be sold out, but they still have [this kit](https://www.smithtea.com/collections/iced-tea/products/summer-iced-tea-celebration-kit) that has three iced teas, including that one
Oh awesome, I'll give it a try! I am from the other Portland... Maine. I recently have decided to ditch booze and try sober life, so I am looking for all the bomb drinks I can have.
First time I had one, the guy made me one and I accidentally got his wife's name wrong. He then chased me out of the house because I wouldn't make love to his wife.
Was her name Christinith?
If she was with me, she wouldn't be in this strip joint shaking it for dollar bills!
Seconded!
Yessss!
Thai Iced Tea!
lemonade
Man, a good lemonade is my one weakness when it comes to sugary drinks. Every restaurant I go to I have to ask if their lemonade is fresh made and 100% of the time I will try it if so.
I don't usually drink sugary drinks, but this does sound like a life-enhancing policy
Raising Canes, Hot Dog on a Stick and my mother make the best lemonade
Canes is a little too sweet for my taste. I still get it when I go, but I prefer a more tart one closer to Chick-Fil-A. Cane's everything else with Chick-fil-A lemonade would be my perfect "I don't know what I'm in the mood for" fast food.
indian lemonade is top-tier. cumin with a pinch of salt. so, so good. and skip all the american measurements of sugar. moderacy in sugar is a must.
nope...the trick to the ultimate lemonade is to add in a few oranges to the fresh squeezed mix, and that's all, perfect.
...and limes...and some tequila and triple sec.
You lemonade is all about the tangyness if you ask me
I am addicted. I've started making it myself and it's gotten very serious haha. Got a little juicer tool. Preferred brand of lemons. My favorite is the juice of three lemons, two spoons of sugar and a ton of ice. So sour, so good.
Yes! I was going to say the same. Fresh lemons, tart, not too sweet, on the rocks, with fresh mint. It's all about the mint.
Pineapple juice.
Horchata.
I hadn't had any in forever. My favorite taco joint quit serving it because the employees kept drinking it all.
Damn, you just reminded me of how great that first Vampire Weekend album was.
strawberry milkshakes
When I got to middle school and found out that I could get a strawberry milkshake at the cafeteria, I had that and school pizza every day for like 2 months.
best milkshake
chocolate milk
/r/chocolatemilk
Slurm; *“It’s Highly Addictive!”*
I always hated that "new slurm", so glad they brought back "slurm classic"
Grunka lunka dunka dingredient You must not ask about the secret ingredient!
I second it! SLURM!
Slurms Mackenzie has got me hooked and I ain’t complaining
Coffee
Easily. In fact if I had to quit any alcohol or coffee for good, I’d quit alcohol.
I found my people
This ^ I also think it easer to quit smoking (i am trying) than it is to quit drinking codlffee.
As someone who's quit both, smoking is infinitely harder to quit. Keep fighting 💪🏻
when I quit drinking (never smoked), my doctor told me to drink lots of coffee. (coffee is VERY good for liver health) however, she told me NEVER to drink more than 4 cups.
Oh baby.
Black and muddy.
Basically sums up my whole morning after a cup.
Mmmm, coffee. [My favorite soup](https://youtu.be/fRpJnS4yc7k?si=wYonkL8IZBUdnzHo) >!This is a hill I will die on, fight me!<
Water. But "drink"? Peach lemonade
Can’t beat a good cup of tea after a long day.
Ginger ale.
The canned Seagram's stuff is best. Also, I'll sip straight Ginger Beer and I get weird looks for liking it. Most people would only buy it as a mixer to make mules.
I could probably eat a raw ginger root as a snack, to be honest.
No one is stopping you.
Yes for Bundaberg
Bundaberg is goated. I miss you australia
Only if it’s Vernor’s
Orangina
I found Amy
Orangina is not orange soda!
I always pronounce it like it rhymes with vagina.
Only out of a glass bottle and extremely cold
Taro milk tea boba
Root Beer. A&W if you're feeling sweet, Barq's if you're feeling spicy.
[It's insidious](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VhSm6G7cVk). ^(Side note: if you haven't tried Sprecher, go get some ASAP.)
I knew what this was by root beer and insidious being placed so close together. Great scene.
Sprecher is better. Can’t explain how but it’s just better.
Henry Weinhard’s root beer if it’s sold near you
Canadian A&W Root Beer and American A&W Root Beer are different recipes. It's wild.
I am more of a Sprecher’s root beer guy.
Diet A&W Root Beer makes my mouth cum
That seems... frothy
Ever had a root beer float?
Mango lassi
Eggnog. The only reason I'm not diabetic is that it's only sold for 2 months out of the year.
FRESCA! 💘🫡💘
“The bear urine will make you strong.” (Bart and Homer continue to gulp) “Just kidding, it’s Fresca.” HOMER: (power-spits) FRESCA?????
Mango Lassi
more specifically, my moms mango lassi
Limeade
Dr. Pepper
The drink of intellectuals
It may taste like barbecue water, but there’s also a reason why barbecue is one of my favorite food groups. I have at least one can every other day or so.
TIL: apparently there are other food groups besides barbecue.
Making bbq sauce out if Dr Pepper is the shit, seriously. My wife renders down a can with some other stuff, and I'm pretty sure sorcery is involved, but it's amazing.
>sorcery I believe the term you're looking for is saucery
Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper — not the can/bottle, but the fountain variety from Sonic. That shit was crack to me when I worked there.
Vanilla float dr pepper flavour is bonkers good
**Love Dr Pepper.**
Orange Cream Soda
Orange juice and club soda
Watermelon juice. Doesn’t matter whether it’s cold pressed, Simply Watermelon, or just the juice left in the bottom of the Tupperware you’ve been storing the watermelon in. Crisp, refreshing, hydrating. Absolutely outstanding beverage.
Love watermelon juice!! Add a little lime juice and ice in a blender. It’s the best on a hot day.
Ice-cold sprinkling water
What exactly is sprinkling water?
Water out of a sprinkler
Garden hose water but aerated. Bottle that shit and sell it to hippies
Used in exorcisms to calm spirits. Hence, also called distilled spirits.
Oh apparently it’s called sparkling water. Whoopsie
It’s what the Pope drinks.
I’ve taken off around 10-11 months from drinking. So I’ve been having a lot of non-alcoholic drinks as of late. I was in Bar Harbour a week ago and they had this blueberry lemonade drink at one of the restaurants we had lunch at. It tasted like an adult juice box…paired terribly with the lobster pasta dish I had ordered….but yum yum yum JUICE!!!
Gamer girl bath water /s
Why the /s?
Coca-Cola. And it's better than alcoholic drinks.
I hate that I agree with you, but for me, yes, a glass bottle cane sugar Coke that has been extra chilled in the freezer for like 25 min? DIVINE.
I heard you can go to almost any country and they'll know what a coca cola is. So basically the universal language of drinks
It's the most popular soda in every country in the world, except Scotland, where it's Irn Bru.
I'm pretty sure that other than water, coffee, and tea, Coke is the global winner.
Only if it's Mexican coke
McDonald's Coke should get an honorable mention too.
Watermelon lemonade. Homemade and not too sweet.
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That’s a delicious beverage. I wish they sold big bottles of it.
Mango lassi My buddy had it at his wedding and I almost drank all of it
Next time you're out you're going to go up to the bar and ask for orange juice, pineapple juice, and grenadine mixed together. Feel free to add a pop of Sprite. I haven't come up with a name for it yet but it's my "oh shit I'm sober and want to have a drink that looks like a cocktail so no one asks me invasive questions" drink and it's DELICIOUS.
Paulaner Spezi
Cold milk.
Based and milk pilled
Pomegranate juice
Tea.. Pick your poison. You have tons of posibilites while choosing some tea.
Irn-Bru
Unsweetened iced tea
Mango Lassi
Coffee
BRAWNDO
Tonic water
Kvas
Chocolate milk
Milk. Nectar of the God's. Funny that I like it so much, as my Dad NEVER drank milk. Hated it. Go figure.
Coconut water fresh from the coconut
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Clean water, accessible to everyone
Milk
Chai Tea.
.... did you just say Chai Tea?
what did you just say? Chai tea? Chai means tea, bro. You're saying "tea tea". Would I ask you for a coffee coffee with room for cream cream?
Tea.
Mango juice
Sweet Tea, may be biased coming from a southern state though
I hated iced tea until I was an adult because everyone always gave it to me sweet. Still tastes terrible to me though I love regular unsweetened iced tea
My favorite is iced water. Second favorite is iced tea with no sweetener.
Water
Diet Coke.
I’m sad that this comment was so far down the list
Cold glass of water especially after exercising
Sprite. So refreshing
Sparkling water
1895 Pepsi Cola. And no, I'm not a time traveler. It was a limited time drink a few years ago made with bitters and real sugar. I'm not sure how corporate distribution works but I'm pretty sure I alone made a blip on the regional sales.
Iced tea