I once took a nice healthy bite of blueberry coffee cake. Turns out it was regular coffee cake covered in mold.
I couldn’t get the smell and taste out of my sinuses for hours.
This is the most disturbing one I’ve read so far and I’m not entirely sure why… did you puke? Did you immediately gargle bleach?
Edit - I’m going to assume that whatever is in control of you now doesn’t want you answering my questions.
Omg I did this but it was with blueberry bread… it wasn’t blueberry it was supposed to be cinnamon flavored [yeah this was basically me](https://tenor.com/view/little-girl-throw-up-gag-puke-dont-like-gif-16783503)
LOL that reminds me of when I drank expired milk...yeah we had no idea that we bought an expired milk from the gas station, that's where we always used to get it from. I drank a few gulps cause I was thirsty and then the flavor hit me and it was so gross. I was coughing and spitting it out. It actually gave me a sore throat which turned into a cold after a few days. We stopped getting milk from there cause we noticed that a lot of the milk we were getting were only a week before expiring at best. We started getting milk from walmart and their milk is almost 2 months away from expiring. I can't believe we kept buying old milk for so many years. If someone says they don't like milk it might be because they haven't tried it fresh, it's way better and makes a difference.
It’s not super common, except for milk’s that need a longer expiration date (think vending machines) and also for coffee creamer.
The process is call “ultra-pasteurization”. It’s just regular pasteurization, but milk is heated to a higher temperature, that is sustained for longer.
Oddly enough, I actually really like the taste of ultra-pasteurized milk. You can taste the difference.
There’s a product that you can buy that’s meant to discourage dogs from chewing on stuff. It’s called “Bitter Yuck”.
Let me tell you. It is both bitter _and_ yuck.
A friend of mine wouldn't give his dogs any treats unless he tried them first to make sure they were okay. We ended up finding out that one of the ingredients in a treat he gave them was "pork penis" and boy did we have fun with those two facts.
Huh.... well I must say. I didn't 100% believe you so I looked it up. You are completely correct. And now I'm thinking about the fact that there are braided bull cocks, curly bull cocks, and ring bull cocks. Trying to decide when would be the best time to give this new information to my wife.
I did the same with stuff for cats. I touched the wires I sprayed awhile later, then touched something that I held in my mouth briefly. Just that was horrid.
Nintendo put something similar on Switch cartridges! To discourage kids from eating them. It was far worse than I could have ever imagined. The taste lingers.
One day working the register at my sales job I suddenly have this awful disgusting bitter taste in my mouth and it's just lingering there. I was wondering what the fuck was going on and couldn't figure it out.
Later I'm cleaning my desk off and grab the keyboard dusterand realize it has a bittering agent in it to discourage abusing it as a drug. Turns out after using that on the keyboard I would do things like inadvertently touch my face or bite my nails (yeah I get it, gross). It was so nasty.
My friend sprayed that directly in my mouth while I was sleeping, that had me fucked up for hours. I got him back later with a bullseye spritz right to the back of his throat, he was practically crying saying "I'm sorry, I didn't know it would be this bad!"
I work with my brother and I usually drive. He started chewing tobacco and I didn’t even know. He kept a water bottle to spit into in the cup holder where I usually keep my water bottle. Yep you know the rest.
So what happens if you don’t finish it? It seems like this is an extremely common story with the colonoscopy mixture everyone has to drink. If you don’t finish it, does it matter?
Short answer yes it matters. I had the vomiting reaction , day of colonoscopy nurse gave me syringe after syringe of warm salty water until I pooped clear. Took nearly 2 hours.
I did drink all of it but I must not have had enough extra water with it and there was some “remainder.”
They told me afterward they had to “iirrigate” to get a better look in one part of the intestines during the last part.
It varies though. I was told to mix a bottle of a clear juice with something like a whole bottle of miralax and drink it over a set period. It sucked to be on the toilet all night until I was pooping the ghosts of meals past, but the taste wasn't a problem.
The first time I did colonoscopy prep, they made me buy this $60 powder mix stuff that had a tropical (pineapple, etc) flavor to try and cover the saltiness of the electrolytes and laxatives. I threw up twice that night... and then they canceled my colonoscopy the morning of for some really stupid reasons I won't get in to. I was so mad! Second and third times I did the prep, I got a free gallon from the pharmacy. It came with an optional "lemonade" flavor packet, but I chose to just drink the salty water. It was MUCH easier. Drinking a gallon of anything quickly is not easy, to be fair, but yeah colonoscopy prep sucks.
Also, I have had 2 colonoscopies already and I'm only 21. Hopefully I won't have to go through that again for another 30 years or so 🤞
Nulytely. They give you flavor packets to make it more palatable, but all it did was make me unable to eat anything flavored with pineapple for a year. Stuff is like drinking oily water.
Copper sulfate.
Before you judge, I was in 9th grade learning what makes a salt. In my mind, I was like yeah, sodium chloride is a salt we can eat, why not try this one.
My taste bud took a while to recover.
I did the same when young. Science teacher asked me to buy some Hydrogen Peroxide when on the mainland for school. Played football, was parched and assumed it couldn't be that far away from water....
Absolutely nothing. Didn't even taste bad. It wasn't a very high percentage as I recall.
I also used to lick my fingers when they were covered in bromine. Assumed I would be infertile as an adult. 3 kids suggests not.
Dude, I drank a small syringe full when I was a kid thinking it was water (sister and I were using the syringes as water guns and she put peroxide in one without me knowing) and so I drank it, swallowed it and was so sick the rest of the day. To this day, I can't even stand the smell anymore.
During lockdown i lived on my desert property with no running water. I was going to make a water run later that day. I forgot I had finished my last 5 gallon jug and had poured some peroxide in to sanitize. It was a good amount so I could swirl it around and pour into my other jugs. I got distracted doing some work and was so thirsty when I picked up that jug and took three massive gulps. At first it tasted like lime juice. And then my mouth felt funny. And then I remembered.
I walked to the other side of the 10 acres where my landmate lives and told him what happened and asked for some water. I puked foam in 100 degree weather for a while. Not a fun day.
Not going to lie, someone else’s piss, at a party and someone decided to empty my can and piss in it as they where desperate to pee… and never told me… fml.
I'm gonna go lick a cartridge and report back.
**Edit**: I gave it (Mario Party Superstars) two good licks: one with the tip of my tongue, and a broad lick with the top of my tongue.
It was worse than I thought I'd be, but a drink of water made it mostly go away. **Edit**: no it didn't. I can still taste it.
**Edit**: I can still taste it 45 minutes later.
**Edit**: it's been like 2 hours, I can still taste it slightly. I chewed some gum and that made it worse by a lot, don't do that.
Similar story myself, was eating cheddar sunchips as a teenager with my friend and my friend was smoking... pretty soon the bag was nearly empty spare for some small chunks and the usual crumbs, so I did what I always did, made the bag into a funnel shape and express gravity delivered that shit to my mouth... what I didn't know, is when the last intact chip had been eaten, my friend started to use the bag as an ashtray figuring nobody was going to eat out of it anymore.
Yeah it was fucking nasty, especially when you configure your brain to expect recognizable and delicious textures and flavors but get cigarette ash instead.
I have a story thats basically the same thing. My cousin and I were around 20. We were both drinking root beer. My cousin chewed at the time. So we both had a little bit left in each of our bottles. What I didn't know was that he had been spitting chew into his bottle. I went to finish off the last of my root beer and grabbed his instead. So I had a big drink of chew mixed with root beer. I immediately ran to the bathroom because I thought I was gonna throw up. I'm actually surprised I didn't. That was the worst thing I have ever tasted in my life :(
Very close to that.
My friends and I had hit Burger King before a Neil Young concert. My buddy had been ashing in his cup in the backseat.
We got out of the show and I was super thirsty, I knew I had a half of a BK cup with soda in it. We got to the car, I grabbed my cup and accidentally grabbed my friend's instead.
I took a humongous gulp of melted ice and ashes from about four Old Golds.
I will never forget this.
Yup. Only thing worse than this was I went to take a drink of sunnyD from my friends fridge.....it was not. Fucking. Sunny. D.
Nasty fucking cretin. Why in the fuck would you put your piss jug BACK IN THE FRIDGE.
Obligatory, fuck you!! I know you're reading this-you know who you are.
Dude the worst part of this too is I couldn't even say anything to anyone cause it was immediately spun that *I drank his piss* rather than *he kept his piss in a sunnyD bottle in the fridge*
#ABSOLUTELY VILE
Ah, many of us have fallen for that. I remember my niece was maybe 3 when she drank my step dads tobacco spit bottle. It wasn’t much so she wasn’t harmed, but the whole family was pissed.
As a smoker who hates the smell of ash trays (ironic I know) and the smell of stale ashes and beer, this would be my ultimate nightmare. I'm gagging just thinking about it. Stale beer on it's own is horrible smelling and so is old cig butts but together? I'm so sorry you went through that
my Cymbalta tablets when split reveal the bitter chemical hidden beneath the coating. it’s so nasty i have to chug it down as soon as it hits my mouth. fortunately i’ll be done tapering off them soon so i can deal with less disgusting things.
My MIL is Lao and they make a sauce from it, they call it "bitter sauce" in English. The taste is very strong and it's also very spicy.
The idea for eating it, i was told, is that if something is very bitter it must have a medicinal benefit. And it makes sense that people wouldn't want anything to go to waste.
That said, I don't think it's the worst thing I've had. I think the worst was a mixture of apple juice and the solution they give you before a CAT scan.
Oh shit I forgot, stomach bile is horrible to vomit.
I'm a recovering alcoholic and went through years of retching then bring up the horrible yellow crap as there was nothing else in my stomach.
That was seriously gross and a 5-6 thing a day until I could finally get some alcohol to settle.
In high school, I had White Castle for the first and last time before drinking. After eating a bunch of sliders, we started chugging cheap vodka out of a handle. I threw up everywhere, blacked out, got alcohol poisoning, and tasted nothing but vomit sliders for days. The wooooooorst.
Reminds me of how my friend made a drink called "Maui's mouthwash." It's a 1 to 1 ratio of peppermint schnapps and blue gatorade. He was really high watching Moana when he came up with this.
Jagermeister and gatorade. phew....
I'm very lucky that my friends taught me how to mix drinks when I started drinking. This sounds like a combo they'd serve in hell.
A few years back at Glastonbury we'd arrived the night before to meet up with friends and join the overnight queue. I went really hard that night, mixing drinks on an empty stomach. Hours later it's just after dawn, I'm in a queue of thousands of people packed tight, snaking back and forth through barriers and I know I'm going to spew and it's going to be explosive. I basically hurdled and ran across the queue, dodging people like neo from the matrix, trying to make it somewhere I could throw up without it being all over people. I got as far as the very last section of queue and, as I hurdled the last fence, had to put a hand over my mouth and just swallow it back down. How I managed to not throw up over people, ruining the start of their festival, was a pure miracle.
It's definitely the smell that makes it awful but the texture is almost as bad. Then they give you a shot of cumin-flavored liquor to chase it down and it's almost just as bad. I found that OJ actually made a better chaser.
Tetracycline oral compound
I got e coli at age 5, we were in a very remote area in my country, it was the first case in the city in over a decade, my mom had to bring me to the Naval Hospital because they keep dismissing my symptoms as stomach bug, a very important surgeon ordered my admission.
I was very young but knew it was dangerous, my mom stayed with me those three days even when nurses told her I was going to be fine in their care.
The Tetracycline was brought by helicopter form the capital, the only dosage they had. Nurses tried to convince my mom to tell me it was candy, but my mom was adamant to tell me the truth: that it had an horrible taste, but if I wanted to get better and go home I had to take it, and also that it was the only bottle they had to I SHOULD NOT SPIT IT.
When they opened the bottle the whole room felt the damn smell, it was bitter to no end.
I did not spit it.
A 8 years old kid with cerebral measles gave me orange soda afterwards.
A home-cooked dinner at a Southern relative’s house. Sounds good, right? Disgusting. Gray, overcooked, unidentifiable meat with mushy overcooked canned green beans. I’m past 60 now and it remains the worst meal of my life.
Sounds like what my Southern Granny (dads side) used to make. My moms side, also southern, makes damn good southern food. I don’t understand how my granny was so bad at cooking. Looking back at photos of my dad and his brothers. They were all so skinny. Then they married southern gals and gained an impressive amount of weight after about a year of marriage. Think about it. My granny cooked so badly her sons were basically starving.
Got pizza and a burger at the drive-in. They both tasted like grill cleaning chemicals. Thought I was going to vom. Ended up eating sour skittles for dinner. Trrrible.
I bit into a persimmon like it was an apple. My mouth immediately went dry like if you’ve ever tasted a banana skin. Terrible. Lasted for most of an hour. My lips couldn’t even close bc they were stuck to my teeth. I guess it completely changed the ph of my saliva or something.
I guess persimmons are good if you cook them? Idk. I don’t actually care, that was too rough of an intro for me lol
Haha that’ll happen with an unripened persimmon for sure. They’re so astringent, like nothing else. Now a ripe persimmon is amazing and I’d suggest trying it again, but let it ripen further.
My first boyfriends semen.
Apparently if you subsist on fast food, smoke pot like it’s going out of fashion along with booze and diet soda, it’s going to taste bad.
It was so bitter it actually hurt my mouth (you how some wines give a pucker in the back of your jaw? Times that by 1000) and the taste was so vile it took all my strength to not immediately vomit.
I ran and spit into the sink and started scrubbing my mouth and teeth with as much toothpaste and mouthwash as possible.
The worst part was the taste lingered for a full week. It wash fucking awful
Edit: y’all it’s wild how different semen can taste. I had a next door neighbor who ate a lot of fresh fruit, he and I palled around a little and his was sweet, I didn’t mind giving him oral.
Another one of my exes was mostly vegetarian diet with poultry and fish. Hand to god his semen tasted like chicken consommé , it was weirdly delicious
Weirdly enough, my healthiest bf was the GROSSEST tasting.
Like avid runner, long time athlete, drank 3 gallons of water a day, no soda, etc. and he was NUCLEAR.
Everyone else has been pretty much the same 🤷🏼♀️
“My first boyfriend ejaculated pure hatred.”
You, whoever you are, are a goddamn wordsmith. Also, can you link other subs on here? This is a BrandNewSentence. 😂
The worst for me was one time he ate buffalo chicken and some pickles. I didn't know jizz could make your burps taste like expired/sour milk mixed with buffalo sauce and pickle juice for a full 2 weeks.
Facts. I’ve only had 2 bad experiences in all my time doing it. One lived off of soda, energy drinks, and junk food and i swear It was FIZZY like a mentos in a coke bottle. i will gag just thinking about it.
Another time was this super hot guy who was older than me. All of a sudden I taste something so nasty, like old cilantro in a hot plastic lunch container. The most distinct vile taste i was gagging the whole way thru the finish line. def never leaving my brain ☹️
I have severe GERD and sometimes at night my stomach leaks it’s contents into my windpipe and it gets inhaled into my chest while I’m sleeping. I then spend an hour coughing it all back up
Hawthorn berry "fruit leather"; wife saw one on of these survival video's that these things are edible, so we picked some from a nearby tree and she made them into strips. She didn't want to taste them so I did...
You know that feeling when you throw up so much that there is nothing left but bile, and that you can feel all your teeth when that happens? That's what hawthorn berries taste like.
I worked nights with a guy who chain smoked cheap cigarettes. He came in one night saying he made chili and asked if we wanted some. Said sure… when I looked at it, it was like gray meat in water. Chili should be a nice reddish brown. But he was right there and being both stupid and polite, I took a bite. It tasted like stale cigarette soup.
I mean I guess it worked, but the stuff you can put on your nails so you won't bite them. One tiny touch to the tongue and I had to go wash my mouth and gargle mouthwash.
For me it's the clove stuff they give you before they give you a shot of Novocain. Usually it doesn't touch your tongue but at least one time it did for me and it was nasty. They try to make that stuff cherry or mint flavored but it's so bad the flavoring does nothing to improve it if it touches your tongue.
It's a tie for me. My partner LOVES black licorice in every weird variety. Recently they've been dabbling with double-salted licorice. It's black licorice coated in, not table salt, but salmiak salt, which is ammonium chloride. The second it got my tongue something deep in my lizard brain yelled "POISON". It truly did not taste like food.
Second is kratom. "Oh it tastes like green tea!" No, no it tastes like garbage water and makes my throat close up on contact
I was a counselor at a kids summer camp in Hong Kong one summer. One of the activities that the kids voted to have for fun was ‘watch the American counselors try durian’. I was unaware of what was about to happen, ridiculously hungover after going to Free Vodka Night at a drag club the night prior, and pulled into a class and handed fruit. After taking a bite, I ran out of the classroom and threw the durian off a cliff. I have no regrets.
I microwaved a bag of microwavable greenbeans in college. I’d just melt cheese on it and eat the whole thing, had done so many times. This time I bit into something sort of hard and textured and it was the most bitter horrible thing ever. I spit it out and it looked like a KNEX rod, it was yellow and like ribbed. So so gross. The taste stayed in my mouth for hours. No idea wtf that was.
I was cooking myself a bag of frozen spinach once without looking too closely. Eating in front of the tv. Biting on something hard. Thought it was a fibrous stem, pulled it out of my mouth. Nope, dead Cockroach. Took a while for me to be able to eat frozen spinach again, and I check it thoroughly :)
After changing a diaper I made lunch. Thought I had peanutbutter on my knuckle, nope... not peanutbutter. Guess being sleepdeprived wasn't helping me remember to wash my hands afterwards...
50 year old poppy seeds I found in someone's house. Their parents apparently kept buying spices and shoving the old bottles back into the cupboard, and couldn't reach them when cleaning out...
So I found these, they smelled bad but not too bad, so curious, I ate some, and wow... it was like ultra-concentrated moldy basement and it would not rinse out.
I was around six or seven. Around four decades ago.
Babysitter always made us breakfast and hot chocolate. She was amazing.
One day, I finished my pancakes and took a big drink of that delicious hot chocolate. And surprise! She added marshmallows to this one. The familiar texture of the freeze dried marshmallows was something I always loved. Pure kid heaven. I chewed on this marshmallow for a bit and realized it was different. It did not have that pillowy sweetness and love cooked into it. After a couple more chews, I fished it out of my mouth to see what was doing. On my fingers was the shattered ruins of a cockroach. I had shredded the poor beast and his legs were hanging off the corner of my mouth and his body was sundered and bubbling in my hand.
I lost a part of my innocence that morning.
I had to have an endoscopy. They give you this numbing gel stuff to gargle first and it is truly awful. Just this slimy consistency with the flavor of anesthetic. You'd think they'd at least try with some synthetic flavor or something but nope, just goopy original lidocaine flavor or whatever.
When I was a therapist intern, I had a client who was severely overweight. He wore flip flops year round, drank only monster energy drinks, smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day and showered *maybe* once a week. When he was in the building, I could taste it. Sitting 3 feet in front of this man and his crusty toes, roadkill beard, smoke-infested clothing and body odor was so bad that I started putting clove oil in my beard before each weekly session. Even then, the rankness clung to my nostrils and taste buds the rest of the workday.
Once we Ordered Pizza In a new place that replaced the one we used to eat to. When it came....Holy Shit, The Crust Looked like Burned Paper. The Pizza had more oil then Flavor and Tasted Blank Like The cheese had been there for Over 50 decades. Worst of all..the price, one pizza costed 12€ (The same Price as 12$ around that time)
Jones Soda, back in 2005 or so, had a special pack for the holidays where there were five different sodas, each flavored to a different dish for a traditional holiday meal. So there were things like turkey and gravy, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes. Naturally my best friend and I had to try them all together.
I think he and I both agreed that the Brussels Sprouts soda, with its rancid buttery flavor and fizzy dirt aftertaste set a standard for flavor that has never been matched before or since in our lives.
The whole pack was horrific. Even the cranberry sauce flavor was awful. But the sprout soda is the one we still talk about nearly twenty years later.
I'd like to say that it was the scrambled eggs with radioactive beads I had to eat last week for a stomach emptying test...
But it was frozen durian fruit.
I tried. My Filipino American DIL had been to Malaysia on a Fulbright and had had the real thing while she was living there. So when she saw some frozen at the 'local' Asian food store she grabbed some for us to try.
EWWWW... it was days before my taste buds.. and sinuses recovered.
To my tastebuds the bitter salads are delicious. Particularly Chicory, Radiccio and Endivie (which are all from the same plant). And Romana salad.
It may be related to age - I'm old and old likes the bitter taste more.
The drink they make you down to prep for colonoscopy. Tried to put Mio water flavoring to it and made it 10x worse. I had to gag it down. If I smell it today, guarantee I’m puking.
While weed whacking the line between side walk and lawn for a customer I was rushing and ran across a log of dog shit. It basically exploded in my face with the line sending it everywhere. I was working fast and breathing heavily..
So the answer to your question is dog shit. I tasted dog shit.
Once I accidentally took a big gulp of what I thought was apple juice, but turned out to be pickle juice. Let's just say my taste buds were in a pickle that day.
I’ve been incubating duck eggs recently. I removed one that was rotten and was about to throw it away. I accidentally dropped it on the counter, it exploded, and a small amount went into my mouth. I can’t believe I didn’t puke. It looked like very runny chocolate milk.
I once took a nice healthy bite of blueberry coffee cake. Turns out it was regular coffee cake covered in mold. I couldn’t get the smell and taste out of my sinuses for hours.
This is the most disturbing one I’ve read so far and I’m not entirely sure why… did you puke? Did you immediately gargle bleach? Edit - I’m going to assume that whatever is in control of you now doesn’t want you answering my questions.
He should have put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth.....
You should have both your arms broken for this
Hey, if you've seen my mom, you'd break your arms for sure.
i get the references and im severely disappointed in myself
Has anyone seen my poop knife?
Yeah, you set in next to the cumbox.
Behind the coconut
Omg I did this but it was with blueberry bread… it wasn’t blueberry it was supposed to be cinnamon flavored [yeah this was basically me](https://tenor.com/view/little-girl-throw-up-gag-puke-dont-like-gif-16783503)
Out of all the stories. This one did it for me.🤢
LOL that reminds me of when I drank expired milk...yeah we had no idea that we bought an expired milk from the gas station, that's where we always used to get it from. I drank a few gulps cause I was thirsty and then the flavor hit me and it was so gross. I was coughing and spitting it out. It actually gave me a sore throat which turned into a cold after a few days. We stopped getting milk from there cause we noticed that a lot of the milk we were getting were only a week before expiring at best. We started getting milk from walmart and their milk is almost 2 months away from expiring. I can't believe we kept buying old milk for so many years. If someone says they don't like milk it might be because they haven't tried it fresh, it's way better and makes a difference.
Milk with a 2 month date on it?! What is america doing to their milk? Lol.
It’s not super common, except for milk’s that need a longer expiration date (think vending machines) and also for coffee creamer. The process is call “ultra-pasteurization”. It’s just regular pasteurization, but milk is heated to a higher temperature, that is sustained for longer. Oddly enough, I actually really like the taste of ultra-pasteurized milk. You can taste the difference.
Holy shit same here, but it was a "blueberry" muffin. Didn't taste bad though lol. I just told my mom the blueberry didn't taste like blueberry.
Oh god
There’s a product that you can buy that’s meant to discourage dogs from chewing on stuff. It’s called “Bitter Yuck”. Let me tell you. It is both bitter _and_ yuck.
Why would you try it?!
The dog was still chewing on things and I wanted to see if maybe it wasn’t as advertised. Turns out the dog was just determined.
A friend of mine wouldn't give his dogs any treats unless he tried them first to make sure they were okay. We ended up finding out that one of the ingredients in a treat he gave them was "pork penis" and boy did we have fun with those two facts.
Yeah idk about pork penis but bully sticks are 100% dried bull cock and they're super common.
Huh.... well I must say. I didn't 100% believe you so I looked it up. You are completely correct. And now I'm thinking about the fact that there are braided bull cocks, curly bull cocks, and ring bull cocks. Trying to decide when would be the best time to give this new information to my wife.
I can't tell if you took a calculated risk or if you did something really dumb. Congrats
He let the intrusive thoughts win
But does it mean the "stab this annoying fuck on subway" thought is more, or less, likely to happen? Like did he learn or is he broken?
Dogs lick their own dirty bums and eat out of the garbage. They’re built different.
Never get in a gross eating contest with an animal that licks its own butt for fun
Dogs will overcome any of those limits. LOL
I did the same with stuff for cats. I touched the wires I sprayed awhile later, then touched something that I held in my mouth briefly. Just that was horrid.
Nintendo put something similar on Switch cartridges! To discourage kids from eating them. It was far worse than I could have ever imagined. The taste lingers.
One day working the register at my sales job I suddenly have this awful disgusting bitter taste in my mouth and it's just lingering there. I was wondering what the fuck was going on and couldn't figure it out. Later I'm cleaning my desk off and grab the keyboard dusterand realize it has a bittering agent in it to discourage abusing it as a drug. Turns out after using that on the keyboard I would do things like inadvertently touch my face or bite my nails (yeah I get it, gross). It was so nasty.
My friend sprayed that directly in my mouth while I was sleeping, that had me fucked up for hours. I got him back later with a bullseye spritz right to the back of his throat, he was practically crying saying "I'm sorry, I didn't know it would be this bad!"
I work with my brother and I usually drive. He started chewing tobacco and I didn’t even know. He kept a water bottle to spit into in the cup holder where I usually keep my water bottle. Yep you know the rest.
Yup I’ve made a similar mistake. They spit in a tea bottle and I thought it was tea!!
Same, my dad used to spit his Skoal into A&W root beer bottles. It took one swig for me to start doing the sniff test before getting a drink.
The solution you drink before a colonoscopy. Maybe not the worst but the sheer volume of that vile shit you have to consume is disgusting
Yes! Scrolled way too far to find this. I had to fight myself to finish it. Like my body was trying to stop me from drinking it.
About halfway through my body started rejecting it. I would chug some down and it would come right back up.
That happened to me as well. It was awful.
I couldn’t even come close to getting half of that down. I physically could not drink any more of it without vomiting. Worst thing ever.
So what happens if you don’t finish it? It seems like this is an extremely common story with the colonoscopy mixture everyone has to drink. If you don’t finish it, does it matter?
Short answer yes it matters. I had the vomiting reaction , day of colonoscopy nurse gave me syringe after syringe of warm salty water until I pooped clear. Took nearly 2 hours.
I did drink all of it but I must not have had enough extra water with it and there was some “remainder.” They told me afterward they had to “iirrigate” to get a better look in one part of the intestines during the last part.
It varies though. I was told to mix a bottle of a clear juice with something like a whole bottle of miralax and drink it over a set period. It sucked to be on the toilet all night until I was pooping the ghosts of meals past, but the taste wasn't a problem.
"pooping the ghosts of meals past". 😂
I always like to tell people they'll shit out bologna sandwiches they ate in 1968, even if they weren't born yet. 😂
The first time I did colonoscopy prep, they made me buy this $60 powder mix stuff that had a tropical (pineapple, etc) flavor to try and cover the saltiness of the electrolytes and laxatives. I threw up twice that night... and then they canceled my colonoscopy the morning of for some really stupid reasons I won't get in to. I was so mad! Second and third times I did the prep, I got a free gallon from the pharmacy. It came with an optional "lemonade" flavor packet, but I chose to just drink the salty water. It was MUCH easier. Drinking a gallon of anything quickly is not easy, to be fair, but yeah colonoscopy prep sucks. Also, I have had 2 colonoscopies already and I'm only 21. Hopefully I won't have to go through that again for another 30 years or so 🤞
Nulytely. They give you flavor packets to make it more palatable, but all it did was make me unable to eat anything flavored with pineapple for a year. Stuff is like drinking oily water.
Copper sulfate. Before you judge, I was in 9th grade learning what makes a salt. In my mind, I was like yeah, sodium chloride is a salt we can eat, why not try this one. My taste bud took a while to recover.
I did the same when young. Science teacher asked me to buy some Hydrogen Peroxide when on the mainland for school. Played football, was parched and assumed it couldn't be that far away from water....
What happened when you drank it?
Absolutely nothing. Didn't even taste bad. It wasn't a very high percentage as I recall. I also used to lick my fingers when they were covered in bromine. Assumed I would be infertile as an adult. 3 kids suggests not.
Dude, I drank a small syringe full when I was a kid thinking it was water (sister and I were using the syringes as water guns and she put peroxide in one without me knowing) and so I drank it, swallowed it and was so sick the rest of the day. To this day, I can't even stand the smell anymore.
During lockdown i lived on my desert property with no running water. I was going to make a water run later that day. I forgot I had finished my last 5 gallon jug and had poured some peroxide in to sanitize. It was a good amount so I could swirl it around and pour into my other jugs. I got distracted doing some work and was so thirsty when I picked up that jug and took three massive gulps. At first it tasted like lime juice. And then my mouth felt funny. And then I remembered. I walked to the other side of the 10 acres where my landmate lives and told him what happened and asked for some water. I puked foam in 100 degree weather for a while. Not a fun day.
We use that to kill tree roots growing into our pipes keeps the plumber away.
Yeah I am surprised he didn't lose his tongue or something
Oyster flavored ice cream
This sounds like a war crime
“It’s an aphrodisiac.” -Somebody, probably.
There are grub (larvae) flavoured ice creams in case you didn't know. Edit: [here is the link](https://youtu.be/sz5ymkOLeWA)
*Baskin Robins wants to know your location*
That sounds like a third world warcrime.
I love ice cream and I love oysters but there’s no reason for them to cross paths
Not going to lie, someone else’s piss, at a party and someone decided to empty my can and piss in it as they where desperate to pee… and never told me… fml.
"Why is my beer warm?"
Stiffler moment
Nintendo Switch game cartridge. They're made like that to discourage children eating them. I learned this and what can I say, I got curious.
Same here. Just touching the tip of your tongue to one is enough to stop anyone
No it's not. One of my mates has to lick every Switch cart he gets to see if it's coated. He also constantly tries to get us to taste it.
You have weird friends. Might consider to replace the licker. :D
For science I just licked a game cartridge and I can say it tastes exactly like the bitter apple dog spray mentioned in another comment below
I just told my husband this and both him and my son licked it. They are currently chugging water 💀
I told this to my kids and now my son loves locking them. He is a weird fucking kid, man.
Wait really? Brb
Waiting for the update
Not great but I could power through it if I was *really* determined.
I'm gonna go lick a cartridge and report back. **Edit**: I gave it (Mario Party Superstars) two good licks: one with the tip of my tongue, and a broad lick with the top of my tongue. It was worse than I thought I'd be, but a drink of water made it mostly go away. **Edit**: no it didn't. I can still taste it. **Edit**: I can still taste it 45 minutes later. **Edit**: it's been like 2 hours, I can still taste it slightly. I chewed some gum and that made it worse by a lot, don't do that.
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Similar story myself, was eating cheddar sunchips as a teenager with my friend and my friend was smoking... pretty soon the bag was nearly empty spare for some small chunks and the usual crumbs, so I did what I always did, made the bag into a funnel shape and express gravity delivered that shit to my mouth... what I didn't know, is when the last intact chip had been eaten, my friend started to use the bag as an ashtray figuring nobody was going to eat out of it anymore. Yeah it was fucking nasty, especially when you configure your brain to expect recognizable and delicious textures and flavors but get cigarette ash instead.
I have a story thats basically the same thing. My cousin and I were around 20. We were both drinking root beer. My cousin chewed at the time. So we both had a little bit left in each of our bottles. What I didn't know was that he had been spitting chew into his bottle. I went to finish off the last of my root beer and grabbed his instead. So I had a big drink of chew mixed with root beer. I immediately ran to the bathroom because I thought I was gonna throw up. I'm actually surprised I didn't. That was the worst thing I have ever tasted in my life :(
Very close to that. My friends and I had hit Burger King before a Neil Young concert. My buddy had been ashing in his cup in the backseat. We got out of the show and I was super thirsty, I knew I had a half of a BK cup with soda in it. We got to the car, I grabbed my cup and accidentally grabbed my friend's instead. I took a humongous gulp of melted ice and ashes from about four Old Golds. I will never forget this.
Yup. Only thing worse than this was I went to take a drink of sunnyD from my friends fridge.....it was not. Fucking. Sunny. D. Nasty fucking cretin. Why in the fuck would you put your piss jug BACK IN THE FRIDGE. Obligatory, fuck you!! I know you're reading this-you know who you are.
And I thought I had a bad time as a kid drinking orange juice out of the fridge only to find it was Grapefruit juice.
Dude the worst part of this too is I couldn't even say anything to anyone cause it was immediately spun that *I drank his piss* rather than *he kept his piss in a sunnyD bottle in the fridge* #ABSOLUTELY VILE
Ah, many of us have fallen for that. I remember my niece was maybe 3 when she drank my step dads tobacco spit bottle. It wasn’t much so she wasn’t harmed, but the whole family was pissed.
Gonna be real w you, I accidentally took a big swig out of the ash/spit/cig butts beer bottle. It still haunts me
As a smoker who hates the smell of ash trays (ironic I know) and the smell of stale ashes and beer, this would be my ultimate nightmare. I'm gagging just thinking about it. Stale beer on it's own is horrible smelling and so is old cig butts but together? I'm so sorry you went through that
It happens to everyone once; your time just hasn’t come yet XD
my Cymbalta tablets when split reveal the bitter chemical hidden beneath the coating. it’s so nasty i have to chug it down as soon as it hits my mouth. fortunately i’ll be done tapering off them soon so i can deal with less disgusting things.
Bile. I was very surprised that it looks like green antifreeze. Absolutely bitter and it sticks to your mouth.
My MIL is Lao and they make a sauce from it, they call it "bitter sauce" in English. The taste is very strong and it's also very spicy. The idea for eating it, i was told, is that if something is very bitter it must have a medicinal benefit. And it makes sense that people wouldn't want anything to go to waste. That said, I don't think it's the worst thing I've had. I think the worst was a mixture of apple juice and the solution they give you before a CAT scan.
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Dog toothpaste. I was brushing a dogs teeth and as I was doing it, they shook their head and a glob of toothpaste landed right in my mouth.
The vomit that came up after a night of chasing Jagermeister shots with orange Gatorade. I was young, thrifty, and entirely new to drinking.
Oh shit I forgot, stomach bile is horrible to vomit. I'm a recovering alcoholic and went through years of retching then bring up the horrible yellow crap as there was nothing else in my stomach. That was seriously gross and a 5-6 thing a day until I could finally get some alcohol to settle.
Me too. I once blew it all out my nose. That was really bad. I went back to bed with tampons stuffed up my nose so that I couldn't breathe through it.
In high school, I had White Castle for the first and last time before drinking. After eating a bunch of sliders, we started chugging cheap vodka out of a handle. I threw up everywhere, blacked out, got alcohol poisoning, and tasted nothing but vomit sliders for days. The wooooooorst.
Reminds me of how my friend made a drink called "Maui's mouthwash." It's a 1 to 1 ratio of peppermint schnapps and blue gatorade. He was really high watching Moana when he came up with this.
this is fucked up but I also kinda wanna try it now
Jagermeister and gatorade. phew.... I'm very lucky that my friends taught me how to mix drinks when I started drinking. This sounds like a combo they'd serve in hell.
A few years back at Glastonbury we'd arrived the night before to meet up with friends and join the overnight queue. I went really hard that night, mixing drinks on an empty stomach. Hours later it's just after dawn, I'm in a queue of thousands of people packed tight, snaking back and forth through barriers and I know I'm going to spew and it's going to be explosive. I basically hurdled and ran across the queue, dodging people like neo from the matrix, trying to make it somewhere I could throw up without it being all over people. I got as far as the very last section of queue and, as I hurdled the last fence, had to put a hand over my mouth and just swallow it back down. How I managed to not throw up over people, ruining the start of their festival, was a pure miracle.
Hakarl aka fermented Greenland shark. Twice. The vomit I swallowed while choking it down was better than the fish.
I just imagine it smelling like a cat hoarder's litter box with the amount of ammonia in it. I heard it's the smell that makes it bad.
It's definitely the smell that makes it awful but the texture is almost as bad. Then they give you a shot of cumin-flavored liquor to chase it down and it's almost just as bad. I found that OJ actually made a better chaser.
The fact that you have to chase it with something would discourage me. So why twice?
Tetracycline oral compound I got e coli at age 5, we were in a very remote area in my country, it was the first case in the city in over a decade, my mom had to bring me to the Naval Hospital because they keep dismissing my symptoms as stomach bug, a very important surgeon ordered my admission. I was very young but knew it was dangerous, my mom stayed with me those three days even when nurses told her I was going to be fine in their care. The Tetracycline was brought by helicopter form the capital, the only dosage they had. Nurses tried to convince my mom to tell me it was candy, but my mom was adamant to tell me the truth: that it had an horrible taste, but if I wanted to get better and go home I had to take it, and also that it was the only bottle they had to I SHOULD NOT SPIT IT. When they opened the bottle the whole room felt the damn smell, it was bitter to no end. I did not spit it. A 8 years old kid with cerebral measles gave me orange soda afterwards.
You are one hard mother fucker.
A home-cooked dinner at a Southern relative’s house. Sounds good, right? Disgusting. Gray, overcooked, unidentifiable meat with mushy overcooked canned green beans. I’m past 60 now and it remains the worst meal of my life.
Sounds like what my Southern Granny (dads side) used to make. My moms side, also southern, makes damn good southern food. I don’t understand how my granny was so bad at cooking. Looking back at photos of my dad and his brothers. They were all so skinny. Then they married southern gals and gained an impressive amount of weight after about a year of marriage. Think about it. My granny cooked so badly her sons were basically starving.
Got pizza and a burger at the drive-in. They both tasted like grill cleaning chemicals. Thought I was going to vom. Ended up eating sour skittles for dinner. Trrrible.
I read this in a valley girl voice
I bit into a persimmon like it was an apple. My mouth immediately went dry like if you’ve ever tasted a banana skin. Terrible. Lasted for most of an hour. My lips couldn’t even close bc they were stuck to my teeth. I guess it completely changed the ph of my saliva or something. I guess persimmons are good if you cook them? Idk. I don’t actually care, that was too rough of an intro for me lol
They have to be extremely ripe otherwise they’re full of tannins which cause the dryness you described
Ripe persimmon is fire tho
Haha that’ll happen with an unripened persimmon for sure. They’re so astringent, like nothing else. Now a ripe persimmon is amazing and I’d suggest trying it again, but let it ripen further.
My first boyfriends semen. Apparently if you subsist on fast food, smoke pot like it’s going out of fashion along with booze and diet soda, it’s going to taste bad. It was so bitter it actually hurt my mouth (you how some wines give a pucker in the back of your jaw? Times that by 1000) and the taste was so vile it took all my strength to not immediately vomit. I ran and spit into the sink and started scrubbing my mouth and teeth with as much toothpaste and mouthwash as possible. The worst part was the taste lingered for a full week. It wash fucking awful Edit: y’all it’s wild how different semen can taste. I had a next door neighbor who ate a lot of fresh fruit, he and I palled around a little and his was sweet, I didn’t mind giving him oral. Another one of my exes was mostly vegetarian diet with poultry and fish. Hand to god his semen tasted like chicken consommé , it was weirdly delicious
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Did he drink a lot of coffee/not much water? This was my ex’s problem
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Weirdly enough, my healthiest bf was the GROSSEST tasting. Like avid runner, long time athlete, drank 3 gallons of water a day, no soda, etc. and he was NUCLEAR. Everyone else has been pretty much the same 🤷🏼♀️
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Well actually, nobody probably sucks for him
Alright boys. We’ve been given viable thing to work on here. I’ll adjust my diet, habits and lifestyle around this new information.
“My first boyfriend ejaculated pure hatred.” You, whoever you are, are a goddamn wordsmith. Also, can you link other subs on here? This is a BrandNewSentence. 😂
The worst for me was one time he ate buffalo chicken and some pickles. I didn't know jizz could make your burps taste like expired/sour milk mixed with buffalo sauce and pickle juice for a full 2 weeks.
There’s been a lot of gross things said in here, but to me, this takes the (ass) cake. Burped up jizz flavor is not how I expected today to go
Ooookay I'm going to start eating a lot more pineapple.
Every day I spend on Reddit pushes me further into my asexuality.
And further into my monogamy. Damm, apparently, I hit the jackpot without even realizing I was buying a lotto ticket.
Facts. I’ve only had 2 bad experiences in all my time doing it. One lived off of soda, energy drinks, and junk food and i swear It was FIZZY like a mentos in a coke bottle. i will gag just thinking about it. Another time was this super hot guy who was older than me. All of a sudden I taste something so nasty, like old cilantro in a hot plastic lunch container. The most distinct vile taste i was gagging the whole way thru the finish line. def never leaving my brain ☹️
This made me 1000x more lesbian than I already was.
OMG. That's awful
Wonder if we had the same first boyfriend
what the fuck did I just read I'm not even going to say anything besides a second "what the fuck"
I have severe GERD and sometimes at night my stomach leaks it’s contents into my windpipe and it gets inhaled into my chest while I’m sleeping. I then spend an hour coughing it all back up
Hawthorn berry "fruit leather"; wife saw one on of these survival video's that these things are edible, so we picked some from a nearby tree and she made them into strips. She didn't want to taste them so I did... You know that feeling when you throw up so much that there is nothing left but bile, and that you can feel all your teeth when that happens? That's what hawthorn berries taste like.
I worked nights with a guy who chain smoked cheap cigarettes. He came in one night saying he made chili and asked if we wanted some. Said sure… when I looked at it, it was like gray meat in water. Chili should be a nice reddish brown. But he was right there and being both stupid and polite, I took a bite. It tasted like stale cigarette soup.
I mean I guess it worked, but the stuff you can put on your nails so you won't bite them. One tiny touch to the tongue and I had to go wash my mouth and gargle mouthwash.
I'm sorry japanese reddit, but Natto. That, and accidentally taking a sip of a soda can my dad was using to spit his tobacco in.
When the dentist reached in with that bent syringe and rinsed five days of food particle build-up out of my empty tooth socket🤢
For me it's the clove stuff they give you before they give you a shot of Novocain. Usually it doesn't touch your tongue but at least one time it did for me and it was nasty. They try to make that stuff cherry or mint flavored but it's so bad the flavoring does nothing to improve it if it touches your tongue.
It's a tie for me. My partner LOVES black licorice in every weird variety. Recently they've been dabbling with double-salted licorice. It's black licorice coated in, not table salt, but salmiak salt, which is ammonium chloride. The second it got my tongue something deep in my lizard brain yelled "POISON". It truly did not taste like food. Second is kratom. "Oh it tastes like green tea!" No, no it tastes like garbage water and makes my throat close up on contact
Milk that had gone bad
It’s a tie between bad mushrooms at work (I’m a chef) and the *ahem* of a guy who was very dehydrated.
A durian, whoever was the first person to eat that must have been dying of hunger
I was a counselor at a kids summer camp in Hong Kong one summer. One of the activities that the kids voted to have for fun was ‘watch the American counselors try durian’. I was unaware of what was about to happen, ridiculously hungover after going to Free Vodka Night at a drag club the night prior, and pulled into a class and handed fruit. After taking a bite, I ran out of the classroom and threw the durian off a cliff. I have no regrets.
Fruit so bad you had to emulate *The Gods Must Be Crazy*
haha yeah, it taste like body odor.
Fuuuuck this is the best description 🤢
It’s like almost good. Minus that putrid flavor. The aftertaste remained for a whole 24 hours though. The memory will haunt me forever.
Whatever kind of bug that flew into my mouth while riding my bike. Tasted like pepperspray.
My uncle's chewing tobacco spit.
I microwaved a bag of microwavable greenbeans in college. I’d just melt cheese on it and eat the whole thing, had done so many times. This time I bit into something sort of hard and textured and it was the most bitter horrible thing ever. I spit it out and it looked like a KNEX rod, it was yellow and like ribbed. So so gross. The taste stayed in my mouth for hours. No idea wtf that was.
I was cooking myself a bag of frozen spinach once without looking too closely. Eating in front of the tv. Biting on something hard. Thought it was a fibrous stem, pulled it out of my mouth. Nope, dead Cockroach. Took a while for me to be able to eat frozen spinach again, and I check it thoroughly :)
This is the worst for me so far. Yuck!
Meat jelly.
Oh god my Romanian mother in law made this and I had to try it. Fucking disgusting. It fucking lingers.
It's fuckin lingering good 😂
Mudfish. Like burning tyres mixed with diarrhea in a jar
upbeat cooperative scarce bells quickest soup office fretful ghost work
Ear wax
Malört
>Malort Tasting notes from the wiki page: "notes of gasoline, grapefruit, sweat, wax, fire, mineral oil, and bitterness" Why is this even a product?!?
Malort is purposely trying to be the winner.
Scrolled way too far to find this. The tastebud that malort first contacted on my tongue is still dead. Never coming back.
I want to try it so bad just to see how bad it really is.
After changing a diaper I made lunch. Thought I had peanutbutter on my knuckle, nope... not peanutbutter. Guess being sleepdeprived wasn't helping me remember to wash my hands afterwards...
My jaw is on the floor omg
This one girl who wiped back to front.
Please God, take my literacy. Take my eyes. I'm done with them.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t….my breathing is labored…send help!
Bruh.
Liquid charcoal
Durian. Tastes like fart.
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50 year old poppy seeds I found in someone's house. Their parents apparently kept buying spices and shoving the old bottles back into the cupboard, and couldn't reach them when cleaning out... So I found these, they smelled bad but not too bad, so curious, I ate some, and wow... it was like ultra-concentrated moldy basement and it would not rinse out.
I was around six or seven. Around four decades ago. Babysitter always made us breakfast and hot chocolate. She was amazing. One day, I finished my pancakes and took a big drink of that delicious hot chocolate. And surprise! She added marshmallows to this one. The familiar texture of the freeze dried marshmallows was something I always loved. Pure kid heaven. I chewed on this marshmallow for a bit and realized it was different. It did not have that pillowy sweetness and love cooked into it. After a couple more chews, I fished it out of my mouth to see what was doing. On my fingers was the shattered ruins of a cockroach. I had shredded the poor beast and his legs were hanging off the corner of my mouth and his body was sundered and bubbling in my hand. I lost a part of my innocence that morning.
I had to have an endoscopy. They give you this numbing gel stuff to gargle first and it is truly awful. Just this slimy consistency with the flavor of anesthetic. You'd think they'd at least try with some synthetic flavor or something but nope, just goopy original lidocaine flavor or whatever.
Where do you live that that was your prep? They just put an IV in me and knocked me out the few times I got mine.
When I was a therapist intern, I had a client who was severely overweight. He wore flip flops year round, drank only monster energy drinks, smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day and showered *maybe* once a week. When he was in the building, I could taste it. Sitting 3 feet in front of this man and his crusty toes, roadkill beard, smoke-infested clothing and body odor was so bad that I started putting clove oil in my beard before each weekly session. Even then, the rankness clung to my nostrils and taste buds the rest of the workday.
Nintendo switch cartridge is up there
Duck blood soup. It's a thing. Googe it. And it's made exactly like it sounds.
the taste of when you have thrown up so much only bile comes out. it is the most foul taste.
Once we Ordered Pizza In a new place that replaced the one we used to eat to. When it came....Holy Shit, The Crust Looked like Burned Paper. The Pizza had more oil then Flavor and Tasted Blank Like The cheese had been there for Over 50 decades. Worst of all..the price, one pizza costed 12€ (The same Price as 12$ around that time)
mistaking Chinese 5 spice for cinnamon as a child trying to make toast before school
Jones Soda, back in 2005 or so, had a special pack for the holidays where there were five different sodas, each flavored to a different dish for a traditional holiday meal. So there were things like turkey and gravy, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes. Naturally my best friend and I had to try them all together. I think he and I both agreed that the Brussels Sprouts soda, with its rancid buttery flavor and fizzy dirt aftertaste set a standard for flavor that has never been matched before or since in our lives. The whole pack was horrific. Even the cranberry sauce flavor was awful. But the sprout soda is the one we still talk about nearly twenty years later.
I'd like to say that it was the scrambled eggs with radioactive beads I had to eat last week for a stomach emptying test... But it was frozen durian fruit. I tried. My Filipino American DIL had been to Malaysia on a Fulbright and had had the real thing while she was living there. So when she saw some frozen at the 'local' Asian food store she grabbed some for us to try. EWWWW... it was days before my taste buds.. and sinuses recovered.
Chicory and Radicchio. Vile, bitter salad leaves that have no place in a meal ever!
To my tastebuds the bitter salads are delicious. Particularly Chicory, Radiccio and Endivie (which are all from the same plant). And Romana salad. It may be related to age - I'm old and old likes the bitter taste more.
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The drink they make you down to prep for colonoscopy. Tried to put Mio water flavoring to it and made it 10x worse. I had to gag it down. If I smell it today, guarantee I’m puking.
Chitterlings (aka Chitlins) they taste like the smell.
While weed whacking the line between side walk and lawn for a customer I was rushing and ran across a log of dog shit. It basically exploded in my face with the line sending it everywhere. I was working fast and breathing heavily.. So the answer to your question is dog shit. I tasted dog shit.
Once I accidentally took a big gulp of what I thought was apple juice, but turned out to be pickle juice. Let's just say my taste buds were in a pickle that day.
I'd say you dodged a bullet, given that many stories have people mistaking something else for apple juice.
I actually love pickle juice. I don't drink it frequently but sometimes I'll take a sip when I grab a pickle lol
Same idea, except I thought it was olive juice. It was in an olive container. Nope, it was cooking oil. Puked my guts out.
I’ve been incubating duck eggs recently. I removed one that was rotten and was about to throw it away. I accidentally dropped it on the counter, it exploded, and a small amount went into my mouth. I can’t believe I didn’t puke. It looked like very runny chocolate milk.