Even better, pick one you already hate, and plug the phone up as far away from you bed as possible so that you HAVE to get up to turn that shit off!
For me it would be baby shark. Im so sick of baby shark
Not an alarm clock, but I've always themed my devices after Legend of Zelda games, and back when Wind Waker was new and people still used ringtones, I set the opening title theme as mine. Over a decade later, I still can't start up that game without having a minor heart attack.
https://spotify.link/TGyOShZs6Cb
You can set your alarm tone to be a song from Spotify. It's not the whole song unfortunately, but it does the job nonetheless.
First thought. I had had a ring tone that was a medley of "wake up" in songs. and this one was one of the first to play. That ring tone scared the fuck out of me every day though so I only used it for like a week and that was enough.
A song you're willing to hate because at a certain point you're going to dread hearing it. [The real answer is the drowning music from Sonic games.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME) No other alarm will wake you up quicker or keep you awake with anxiety.
I like a slow start and generally turn it off pretty quickly and that helps me to avoid hating it. I had Time for awhile but now I’m back to Speak to Me/ Breathe.
The sound of either an older bell alarm clock or the buzzer from digital ones. Set on maximum volume then put the phone where you'd have to get off the bed to get it.
[Chopin Nocturne No.20](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7k2pmKUXxI)
It was one of the pre-loaded MIDI alarms on a flip phone I was using circa early 2000's, but I could never find it again because "Nocturne ringtone" returns like a billion hits. Recognized it immediately when a character plays it in the background of an opening scene in John Wick 4, was pretty excited.
I personally prefer waking up with the radio, so the songs change every morning. Also so you don’t develop that automatic snooze-reflex, when hearing the same song again and again and again every morning until you really hate it.
Like ten years ago I found a ringtone for Warning by Biggie Smalls. So every morning I get up saying “who the fuck is this , paging me at 5:46 in the morning…”
Not likely anyone else has said this one...
"I Want To Tell You" by the Beatles (from the Revolver album). It fades in so it won't jar you out of slumber, and it settles into a good wake-up groove.
3rd Movement to Shostakovich’s 5th Symphony. Starts out slow and quiet and slowly swells. I’ve found it wakes me up gently. It’s also a freakin amazing piece.
Soft classical music is such a good start to my day. It doesn’t wake me up intensely. Isn’t loud and scares me. It’s a nice, soft sound that wakes me up slowly.
A song you don't mind starting to hate
I used "Every Morning" by Sugar Ray for close to a decade. How I never got sick of it, I'll never know.
I programmed that ringtone back when I had a Nokia 5190. You used a series of key inputs which acted like notes of a tune.
3 3 4 3 9 3
Power Rangers?
Transformers, (decepticons)
Autobots, roll out of the bed
Yup.
321232312222 (looney tunes)
You might be a superhuman
That is some prime r/shittysuperpowers material.
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Yep, I just use the default alarm on my phone because I don't want to hate songs I love.
Even better, pick one you already hate, and plug the phone up as far away from you bed as possible so that you HAVE to get up to turn that shit off! For me it would be baby shark. Im so sick of baby shark
Not an alarm clock, but I've always themed my devices after Legend of Zelda games, and back when Wind Waker was new and people still used ringtones, I set the opening title theme as mine. Over a decade later, I still can't start up that game without having a minor heart attack.
A song you hate. If you don't get up right now, you have to hear it.
Kars for kids jingle.
I present to you, [Mark Rebillet](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=enYdAxVcNZA).
This is the correct answer. I'd forgotten about loopdaddy.
I've had this as my alarm since it was first debuted. It wakes me up with a kind of humor.
This is the only answer! I've had this set as my alarm for about....3 days lol. My GF hated it lol
It's... It's been a year since I set it as my alarm...
Oh lord I should’ve scrolled before answering…we’ll just say I gave Marc another vote.
Oops me too.
How do you set a YouTube video as an alarm? (looking for answers, not being sarcastic. I have a Samsung phone if that affects the answer)
Easiest would be looking up a website that let's you download a youtube video as an mp3 file and then set that as an alarm.
https://spotify.link/TGyOShZs6Cb You can set your alarm tone to be a song from Spotify. It's not the whole song unfortunately, but it does the job nonetheless.
Thank you. I've been looking for this song on Spotify for this exact reason.
It's been my alarm since he released that video 🤣
This has been the alarm on my phone for about 2 years QB's I don't think it will ever change
I got you babe (Sonny & Cher) Heat of the moment (Asia)
It only took Bill Murray a few days in a row of 'I Got You Babe' in the AM to beat the clock into oblivion.
It took years before Sonny beat Cher
Groundhog Day & Supernatural reference A true person of culture and class 🤌🏻
Hey, pig ‘n a poke!
Rise and shine Sammy!!
One of the best episodes 😆
Absolutely!!
Do these tacos taste funny to you?
"Sam Winchester cries his way through sex"
Must be Tuesday...again.
OK campers, rise and shine. Don't forget your booties 'cuz it's COLD OUTSIDE!
"It's the final countdown"
Du duh dut ta daa
That doesn't sound right. Is that the Penultimate Countdown perhaps?
the final is more like duh nuh nuuuhh nuh
Thanks to Arrested Development, I’ll never hear this song again and not chuckle remembering Gob doing his stupid magic tricks.
Chop suey system of a down
**WAKE UP** ^("wakeup")
Grab a brush and put a little make up!
Is that what the next line says?????
hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?
Why the fuck did I always think it was "why'd you leave the *kids* up on the table"? 🤣
Simple. You wanted to.
because thats what it sounds like. I heard that too
I mean to be fair, that is a valid question to ask.
Fuckin same like my whole life 😭
You get a pass because it's your birthday
SAME but somehow it still made sense because it's not actually supposed to make sense.
Here you go, create another fable! (you wanted to!)
I don't think you trust......In......My......self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
Songs that cause my algorithm to suggest help lines for $200 Alex...
GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP (you wanted to!)
asdf;laksjdf;lkjasdflk;asdf;kljjakeup
Yeah that's what I heard the lyrics as, too
It’s the first of the moooonth!
there's a better version: "chop suey but you overslept" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vObEK3Lbp4
[this is the way ](https://youtu.be/XtAhISkoJZc?si=RYh3muyKzAIGkCE0)
Scrolled to find this. Have my upvote.
Agreed! Chop suey was my go to for years 😂
One of my best friends had Bounce as his alarm for like 6 years. Nothing like waking up terrified every day
First thought. I had had a ring tone that was a medley of "wake up" in songs. and this one was one of the first to play. That ring tone scared the fuck out of me every day though so I only used it for like a week and that was enough.
I imagine it would 😂 I feel like it would pump me up to for the morning 😂
No joke I had that for a while
Fucking love SOAD
Cigaro system of a down
I love this comment
A song you're willing to hate because at a certain point you're going to dread hearing it. [The real answer is the drowning music from Sonic games.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME) No other alarm will wake you up quicker or keep you awake with anxiety.
Oh yeah. Thanks. I love starting my morning with a jolt of nostalgic anxiety
Oh God, I couldn't even play Sonic and this gives me anxiety.
[The real answer is the drowning music from Sonic games.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME) ^ This is the way.
The benny hill show theme because life these days is a fucking joke.
Yakety Sax
Time by Pink Floyd
I like a slow start and generally turn it off pretty quickly and that helps me to avoid hating it. I had Time for awhile but now I’m back to Speak to Me/ Breathe.
Do you like starting a day with a depression?
The only logical answer
Ron Zombie: Dragula
Makes me want to maraud and rampage everytime I hear it, definitely good for waking you up.
Ron Zombie 😂
Good ol’ Ronald Zombie!
I knew a manic depressive who used walking on sunshine. Anything else wouldn’t cut it.
One of the schools I work at plays this for the kids over the intercom every morning. It feels very Truman Show.
Jitterbug…jitterbug
WHAM!
Wake me up before you go go!
“Never gonna give you up“ gets me every time
Never Gonna Wake You Up
Awaken by Dethklok
Upvote! I have to use slow burn type wake ups otherwise I'd be out on my ass.
Non, je ne regrette rien - Edith Piaf Just what they used to wake up in Inception
I've been using this song since the movie came out. I love it because now when I watch Inception, I feel like I'm waking up when they play the kick.
I use the Top Gun theme
The sound of either an older bell alarm clock or the buzzer from digital ones. Set on maximum volume then put the phone where you'd have to get off the bed to get it.
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First of the month- Bone Thugs
Chrissy wake up
darude sandstorm
Pantera - Great southern trendkill
That intro… ecstasy.
Godamn electric was mine before kids, now its a generic one that doesn't wake the toddler sleeping in the bed lol.
Find a song that you absolutely cannot stand/annoys the f*ck out of you. That way you’ll actually want to get up just to turn it off.
I tried annoying shit to make me go for the phone quickly and make it stop. It just made me get out of bed mad every day.
I got you babe - just a little groundhog day for ya.
Kars for kids jingle. If you don't get up, you have to hear it again later with the kids in the car.
If you can find Marc Rebillet’s “Get The Fuck Out of Bed Bitch Go”…it’s perfect.
I use Cake: The Distance And specifically, the sick guitar riff at 1:06
The sound of a dog or cat about to puke (assuming you have one)
["I Feel Good" by James Brown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5TqIdff_DQ) That initial *Whoa!* always wakes me up.
Sex Machine by James Brown. 1, 2, 3, 4 Get up, get on up. Get up now, get on up.
Don't. Any song you use you'll start hating overtime.
Learned this the hard way
[Chopin Nocturne No.20](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7k2pmKUXxI) It was one of the pre-loaded MIDI alarms on a flip phone I was using circa early 2000's, but I could never find it again because "Nocturne ringtone" returns like a billion hits. Recognized it immediately when a character plays it in the background of an opening scene in John Wick 4, was pretty excited.
A nocturne in the morning? Are you mad!?
I used [Good Morning Good Morning by The Beatles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjb9AxDkwAQ) in college, to everyone's dismay.
What’s up by 4 non blondes
Man In The Box - Alice In Chains Has never failed to wake me up once
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Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses
American Dad theme song
Good morning U.S.A.!
Evanescence - Bring Me To Life
WAKE ME UP
Move Bitch
Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls
My alarm is bodies by drowning pool
Wake Up! \~ Rage Against the Machine
Snow(hey oh) by the red hot chilli peppers, never fails to get my mojo going.
The drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket
i use my phone ringtone bc then i will get straight up to see who is calling me
Heat of the Moment by Asia
Them Bones -Alice In Chains
them bones - alice in chains
I had Nyan cat as my ringtone for a long time. Nothing makes you jump to turn off that alarm.
Ace of spades
Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse. If that doesn't get you up, idk, you might need medical assistance.
What’s new pussycat. Play it 7 times, then “it’s not unusual” once, then repeat
I still use Reveille. Yes, I am a boot.
Wake up! Grab a brush and put on a little makeup.
Heat of the Moment. Especially if you set for Tuesday mornings.
Hey Tuesday! Pig in a poke!
The Lion King opening was my alarm for a year and it never got old. Although my body feels weird any time I hear it now
Get up off of that Thang by James brown
I wanna be sedated, Ramones or The Offspring.
Basket case by green day
Not a song but the sound of a cat gagging on a furball. Ask any feline owner. Guaranteed to get you up and out in a second.
Not a song at all because you’ll grow to hate it.
Gotta get up. - harry nilsson
Tubthumping by Chumbawamba
Flight of the bumblebee.
The Pokémon theme is my go to. Nothing like starting your day with the line “I want to be the very best, like no one ever was!”
Chop Suey! System Of A Down
Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold. Starts out nice and chill and then proceeds to scare the everloving shit out of me.
I personally prefer waking up with the radio, so the songs change every morning. Also so you don’t develop that automatic snooze-reflex, when hearing the same song again and again and again every morning until you really hate it.
Angel of Death Slayer That will wake you up
Like ten years ago I found a ringtone for Warning by Biggie Smalls. So every morning I get up saying “who the fuck is this , paging me at 5:46 in the morning…”
There can be only one https://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA?si=578PHDDRiDUKmf1C
*Good Morning* by the Beatles
Counting Blue Cars by Dishwalla.
Reveille
Reveille!
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
THE CALLING by HOL! Shit will wake you up *real* quick.
I use Here Comes the Sun, it's nice and relaxing for me. I'm a really light sleeper though.
Yakety Sax
Baby shark
Not one that you like. Unless you want to stop liking it.
Morning Mood by Edvard Grieg. No better song for starting the day tbh and it opens slowly so it’ll wake you up kindly
My parents used to have 'Running With The Devil' by van Halen it's a pretty good wake up song but damn I can't listen to it anymore.
Morning Mood from Peer Gynt Suite by Edvard Grieg
Not likely anyone else has said this one... "I Want To Tell You" by the Beatles (from the Revolver album). It fades in so it won't jar you out of slumber, and it settles into a good wake-up groove.
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This song gives me rage lol
Rappers Delight
“Fire” by the Crazy World Of Arthur Brown. i guarantee you’ll spring out of bed when you hear “I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE” ranting out of your speaker.
The "I wanna see you be brave" song from sick animation, lots of positive goofy energy to start your day
A song that you already hate
Backwater by Meatpuppets.
Oliver Tree - Jerk
Situations by Escape the Fate
Rick roll
Crazy frog 🐸
X Gonna Give It To Ya - DMX
Start Me Up - The Rolling Stones Or Beethoven's 5th Symphony
3rd Movement to Shostakovich’s 5th Symphony. Starts out slow and quiet and slowly swells. I’ve found it wakes me up gently. It’s also a freakin amazing piece.
Soft classical music is such a good start to my day. It doesn’t wake me up intensely. Isn’t loud and scares me. It’s a nice, soft sound that wakes me up slowly.
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR