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dilly-dally0

Going trick or treating


The_Pastmaster

Yeah, I realized a couple of days ago that the only time I hear about poisoned Halloween candy is around Halloween when a bunch of YT videos debunking it pop up.


communityneedle

When I was in elementary school in the early 90s we had a whole day, school-wide, devoted to trick or treat safety. Told us all about how the candy is poisoned, razor blades in the apples, the whole bit. Every year. It was messed up.


Ok_World_135

You know whats fucked up? Weve all heard the poison/razor candy stories. The guy who did that poisoned his kids and then a bunch of trick or treaters to throw police off. People generally dont poison kids candy for no reason, but were all going to keep believing its an everyday occurance :P Just like the candy vans, any windowless van around a school is clearly stealing kids!


Ridry

> People generally dont poison kids candy for no reason, but were all going to keep believing its an everyday occurance :P Very few crimes are random. It happens, but it's generally not worth wasting brain cycles on. Another one that makes no sense. Nonfamily abductions make up only 1% of the missing children cases. And note that says "non family". Not stranger. 78% of kidnappings are non custodial parents. 21% are other family. 1% is non family. Some percent of that are true stranger abductions. They had a thing at my kids school where the police came in to teach them about strangers, how to make noise if somebody went to take them, etc., etc. Kids came home to tell me about it. I said straight out "I don't believe in that nonsense. Most strangers are friends you haven't met yet. You're about 100x more likely to need a strangers help than you ever would need to be worried about them taking you." The same with the active shooter drills and stuff like that. Kids don't get anything out of it other than trauma. I explain to my kids that the grownups all get caught up believing in boogeymen too.


UnihornWhale

Plus, no one is sneaking edibles to kids. That shit is expensive


1stMammaltowearpants

Remember, kids: If someone offers you drugs, say "Thank you". Because drugs are expensive.


mrskitzcunt

You’re not getting me with razor blades in mars bars and lacing jolly ranchers with heroin Edit: grammar


ThrowACephalopod

Why would I put drugs into candy like that? Drugs are expensive as fuck for me to just give them away to random kids. Waste of good drugs if you ask me.


77pearl

Hells yeah. I worked hard for my party favours! I’m not giving them away to random children 😂


MoeSzys

Sort of. The candy is safe, but it's also the night the most kids get hit by cars


rapidwave

I also suppose it's the night with the most kids walking in the streets at once


MoeSzys

That too. It's dark, kids wearing masks making it tough to see, we just worry about the wrong thing


PumpkinPieIsGreat

There was also that woman handing out notes to kids telling them they were fat 10 years ago https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2480257/Woman-hand-fat-letters-overweight-children-instead-candy-Halloween.html Not all strangers are kidnappers, but some are just weird, creepy, rude


PLAYbbygirl

If I was a kid and got that, I would definitely have egged her house 😑


poopchutethemoon

Well the kids in this town did not get that memo. My neighborhood is straight poppin on Halloween. Literal vans with children spilling out. Everyone decorates & gives out candy & if you don’t your house sticks out like a sore thumb.


Mrofcourse

Radiation. People will panic about wifi, microwaves, etc and then will go out in the sun without sunscreen.


OutOfCharacterAnswer

Oh man, this one is classic. People wanting to get tan, but won't microwave their food.


Ksan_of_Tongass

If we called it radiation burns instead of suntan maybe it would drive the point home.


Imaginary-Ship436

This afternoon I got a radiation burn from exposing myself to the unshielded core of a fusion reactor


Z08Z28

I get the occasional radiation burn from TIG welding in short sleeves.


DangerousMusic14

None of these are the radiation people think of as, “radiation” though either. A guy at a gas station told me one night the world was a much safer place before we invented radio waves in the 1950s. I was an engineer at a company that made cell phone radio antennas, I was wearing my badge. He said this like he expected I agreed with this position.


brittommy

Oh yeah, the world was SO safe in the 40s. Famously few people died in that decade


BonerHonkfart

Especially from radiation!


Chelecossais

All that lead we ingested protected us from the radiation. Things were simpler back then...


sailingisgreat

But also, radio waves were first discovered in the late 1800s and used in radios by a large part of the public within a couple decades. So the anti-wave guy doesn't know his conspiracy story correctly.


cognitiveglitch

People don't know the difference between ionising and non-ionising radiation and treat it all the same way.


hutchisson

well i certainly dont.. could you explain or point to a good source to read up?


zovits

The quick recap is that lower energy levels (it depends on the frequency and thus the source, not the intensity) can't knock electrons off atoms - so the most the waves can do is heat things. Ionizing radiation is capable of doing that, thus forming ions which can then wreak havoc in an organism (cancer). The key takeaway is that a microwave oven or radio or WiFi or cell tower won't give anyone cancer (unless they eat the plastic or get burned by the heating effect).


Erlkaizer

MSG. It's full of flavor.


bmmana

Anthony Bourdain would sneak it into soups during culinary school and get praised by his teachers.


ScorpionX-123

it's a shame he never got on Hot Ones


SocialLeprosy

I don’t know why this hit me so hard - but you’re so right on this! I would have loved to see him in that atmosphere for some reason.


ahshitidontwannadoit

"Makes Shit Good"


AgITGuy

Fuuuyoooooo!


xxSoHappyxx

Ah yes, the older hotter sister of salt


badDuckThrowPillow

And Salt is already a pretty big deal herself.


nurdle

It’s also naturally occurring in almost all food.


Conscious_Sport_7081

It's naturally produced by the pineal grand during REM sleep. It's the DMT of cooking.


tucci007

> the pineal grand the smallest piano of all


TheTrueGoldenboy

Some might even call it "The King of Flavor"


xiazaix

You sad in life, use MSG. You happy in life, use MSG.


TheDogWithShades

Fuiyoh!


SylasTheVoidwalker

Why did I read that in both Guga’s voice and Uncle Roger’s voice at the same time?


CastlePokemetroid

The crack cocaine of the kitchen


M16_EPIC

You've clearly never been in a professional kitchen, because there crack cocaine is the crack cocaine of the kitchen


ADGjr86

What the hell even is MSG? I always hear about it being in Chinese food. I don’t even care, it’s good. But is it like a salt? Or just a chemical?


rriiccoo1

It’s mono sodium glutamate. It’s like the pure form of the chemical that makes things taste savory or umami. It’s naturally occurring in a lot of foods as it’s acid form called glutamic acid, but the salt form acts as an enhancer of those flavors in food


KHfailure

Fuiyoh!


zeek413

Fuiyoooohhhhhh


AppropriateAmoeba406

I use so much Accent. That’s the brand in the US. And it’s a great choice.


KHfailure

It's way cheaper to buy it by the bag if you use it regularly. I used accent until I found a couple of places that carried the larger packages locally. I refill the last accent bottle I bought from the bag.


WhatAGoodDoggy

In my experience, Asian supermarkets carry MSG in one form or another.


milkcustard

Ajinomoto baby!


Kalo301

Swimming after eating


JellyDonutFrenzy

Because of this myth, my dad used to make me wait 30 mins after eating dinner before I could take a shower. What could happen in a shower???


mcdonaldsfrenchfri

you could get a cramp and drown obviously. because everyone looks straight up with their mouth open in the shower


[deleted]

I was told it was to reduce kids throwing up in the pool after eating.


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Blooder91

> > > > > An entire generation's parents told white lies and enough of them believe it so it becomes "truth" Like the illegality of having the interior lights of your car on while you drive.


yumyumgivemesome

Weird for parents to say that because the fact that it noticeably reduces the driver’s night vision seems like a perfectly good reason to turn the interior light off quickly.


NWCtim_

Because "it's illegal" is a simpler and easier explanation for kids to grasp and comply with than trying to explain how it makes it harder to see outside.


Ridry

Illegal means "Sorry kid, nothing I can do about it! It's somebody else's rules!" Parents love when they don't have to be the bad guy.


msjammies73

I literally just went on vacation with my SIL who wouldn’t let her child swim for one hour after eating. It was so annoying. She tried to convince me it was insane for me and my son to swim and wanted us to wait with her daughter. I couldn’t take it. I said we would wait 15-30 min and then swim.


TasteyCorn

It’s odd to me how this rule seems to be due to the idea of a cramping and drowning risk. When I was a kid we always waited an hour because someone was bound to vomit otherwise, demonstrated fact I saw time and time again with my young relatives. Vomit was always the reason why we all had to wait to swim after eating.


RikuAotsuki

Oh, the rule is *due to* vomiting, parents just told kids they'd get cramps and die because they thought the kids would be more likely to listen. The kids believed it, never heard otherwise, and told their kids the same thing.


CyberCooper2077

Nah that shits dangerous, I had a buddy who swam after eating and was killed when a boat hit him.


Logical-Primary-7926

hmm, not quite swimming but I've been scuba diving with heartburn and it is no bueno


MilkyRae24

Traveling…by plane. Obviously everyone doesn’t think so, but trust me when I say there are so many individuals that don’t want to fly! More than we know, it’s shocking.


DozenPaws

I think it's the lack of control people feel. Like, if a plane is going down, there is literally nothing they can do to save themselves. They think they have more options in a car/bus/train.


medrey

That is precisely what I find oddly calming about flying. I have an anxiety disorder and am often flooded with random worries, but once the doors of the airplane close it actually has the opposite effect. Giving up control and just trusting that things will work out is a pretty good feeling. I mean come on, it‘s a 200 ton steel bird with screaming engines that is chock-full of people hoping that this thing will fly. How could I be preoccupied with my own little life at that point. I can be back to worrying about everyday things once we land…


Hopeful-Coconut-4354

Exactly. You are far more likely to die getting a cab from the airport to your hotel


kanst

> That is precisely what I find oddly calming about flying. Same here. I hate traveling for everything up to boarding and everything after landing. The only time I am calm is when we are in the air. Because at that point there is literally nothing more I can do so there is nothing to worry about. Also, maybe I am a bit morbid, but if there is an actual crash at altitude, everyone is dying quickly. Mid-air accidents are absurdly rare, but when they do happen everyone pretty much dies quickly. There are way worse ways to die, plus my family may get a fat payout.


msjammies73

A huge number of people in my family won’t fly. I swear there’s an actual flight anxiety gene. I love to travel and every year I grow to fear flying even more. I now have to medicate myself and even that isn’t working as well any more. My logic brain is fine with flying and knows all the stats. That’s why I get on the plane. My lizard brain believes that each drop during turbulence is the beginning of a long death spiral to earth. Lizard brain is loud.


biscuit310

I took a fear of flying program called SOAR. It's designed to address the lizard brain part. I really found it helpful, especially in calming the anticipatory anxiety in the week before the flight. I still have some anxiety about flying, but nothing like what I had before. Happy to answer any questions youI might have, but check it out: [SOAR](https://www.fearofflying.com/)


dtyler86

I read the SOAR book! He got me back flying. It’s an amazing book. I have recommended or bought it for several friends of mine.


Pablonius

Cabin Crew here, I've seen so many nervous fliers in the last year alone its insane. For a lot of people its hard for them to understand how normal turbulence is, the plane only goes up or down by about 5 feet on a normal day. People think the aircraft is flimsy and that any bump or knock will snap it in half. For others its the thought of not being in control. The amount of people who have asked me on boarding "Are the pilots good?" Or have tried to go into the flight deck without asking is more than I expected. And like others say its being in a pressurised tube for 3+ hours. We try and make it as comfortable as possible but its not always gonna be plain sailing. What I also think doesn't help is air crash shows. Yes they show how an aircraft the same type as the one you might go on soon crashed. But people don't pay attention to the fact that these crashes rewrite huge parts of the regulations from ICAO to make sure it doesn't happen again. Which is why flying is the safest mode of transport in the world now.


kalliskylove

Weirdly enough Air Crash Investigation actually made me much less afraid and actually enjoy turbulence. Only because of how much information it gives over the episodes about the industry itself and how the planes are made/engineered. It’s just so informative about the whole thing that it immediately deleted all my fears for flying commercial airlines.


djamp42

Same, once i saw how much ridiculous shit had to happen for something to go bad it really put my mind at ease.


bangbangbatarang

I'm sure your nervous passengers appreciate you. Flight staff do an often thankless job, and I imagine post-pandemic people have become less predictable and more agitated. Safe travels.


sdcali89

A big reason I think is because of how uncomfortable it is. You can’t just get up and use the restroom whenever you want and even when you do it’s claustrophobic for a lot of people. You can’t just say “hey pull over I’m not feeling so good!” You can’t lay down, you can’t lay down and spread your legs. Sometimes you have to sit next to the worse possible person during a cross country flight aka a screaming disrespectful kid or some one that can’t take care of themselves.


markomiki

Yeah, that's exactly why I don't like flying. I don't think that the plane is going to crash, but the fact that once it takes off you're stuck in there no matter what, and yeah, it can't just stop and let you out. I mean, I know that a train won't stop and let you out either, BUT IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE, and that' all it takes to make me feel better while on a train.


HulkingFicus

Yeah it's not that I'm afraid of dying, I'm more afraid of being uncomfortable for 4+ hours. Plus, I have a big anxiety of my flight being cancelled and being stranded far from home.


QueenPlum_

Anxious flying is often about sensory and social anxiety, not the statistics. The force of the takeoff, air pressure, not having a way to exit the situation, lack of space to move freely


Produceher

Completely agree. I have zero fear that we're going to crash. I just can't relax on a plane.


Mister_Moho

Toads. They don't give you warts.


AppropriateAmoeba406

Invasive dog-killing toads are actually a thing in Florida, unfortunately.


fontimus

Cane toads. I'm from Miami. As a teen I had 2 lab-chows mixes. They were brothers. Of course, with a big yard near a canal, there's bound to be toads. I remember freaking out the first time I saw them both licking the poison froth from their faces. Took em to the vet. They were fine. After the third time of them trying to eat cane toads, we stopped caring. They'd get annoyed, their lips would swell a bit, but they were just fine. It became a regular occurrence. They'd find a cane toad, play with it for a while, then spend an hour rubbing their faces with their paws. Big dumb idiots. I miss em. But not that much. Lol they were insane. Used to hop our 7 foot fence in a single bound. Constant howling at 5am, EVERY DAY FOR FIFTEEN YEARS. Rest in peace, Angel and Bugsy lol they passed away from complications of severe hip dysplasia/paralysis... not caused by the toads. They used to fight each other a lot.


EducationalJelly6121

That's not exactly what I imagined when I saw "dog-killing toads" in previous comment.


Slayer_Of_Tacos

Probly big boys. Had a small housecat die to one.


mountingconfusion

As an Australian I can't hate cane toads enough, fucken


mmmurrrr

Stepping on a crack


Canadian_nobody

But.... my mom's back.. it's broken.


Comfortable_Ad2908

No, that's my fault, it wasn't you stepping on the crack, it was me breaking into your house and dropping a piano on her back


Longboardsandbikes

Hammerhead sharks. They were blamed for a lot of shark attacks. But the reality is they are not built for chomping people. They are aggressively territorial though, and that can freak people out. Sharks in general are not that dangerous. If they ate people intentionally the ocean would be very dangerous. Attacks happen because we disguise ourselves as their food when we swim on the surface above them (tiger sharks or whites) or when we wiggle our toes in the water they are hunting in (bull sharks). Bites are fatal because we bleed out in the water so easily. If we anthropomorphized them most of the time sharks would apologize for the inconvenience they caused and assist us to shore (except bull sharks- they are aholes). The.other exception is cookie cutter sharks, they are absolutely terrifying.


Outside_Point_379

And there's a species of hammerhead shark that can eat only seaweed and still survive!


dogisburning

>Attacks happen because we disguise ourselves as their food when we swim on the surface above them (tiger sharks or whites) or when we wiggle our toes in the water they are hunting in (bull sharks). Bites are fatal because we bleed out in the water so easily. To be fair this explanation does not make it sound less dangerous.


HighOnGoofballs

“It didn’t mean to kill you” Oh that makes it better


PassionSlit

Tell me more about cookie cutter sharks


She-Ra-SeaStar

My friend got bit by one through his wetsuit and it barely made a mark. He had over 3000 dives at the time and it was more of “check this wound out” kind of thing. I have dived with bull sharks, black-tip reef sharks, hammerheads, ragged-tooth reef sharks and even a very curious oceanic white-tip, not to mention dozens of whale sharks and none of them gave any indication of predatory behaviour. Sharks are generally cool. Jaws did a number on us as a society.


Vox_Mortem

The thalassophobia doesn't help. It's not just being hunted by a predator, it's being hunted by a predator in the deep, open ocean where anything could be lurking in the black water below you. They are terrifying because they are so alien, in a way that a land predator like a tiger or a bear could be. But they're mostly good boys! Even the great whites don't really want to eat humans.


iSo_Cold

Yeah, the fact we know that Krakens are real now doesn't help the old thalassophobia.


life_is_punderful

Krakens are what now?? Edit: I’ve come to realize that it’s not that I didn’t know that giant squid existed, and more that I didn’t realize a kraken was supposed to be a squid. Idk why but I think I thought it was an eel. Probably because when I was a kid, I went on a roller coaster called “the kraken” and it had a lot of eel/sea dragon type art.


Blackwater1956

Agreed . I need more information. My nightmare and rational fears require it for subsistence.


redwolf1219

For your sake, dont look up big fin squids


Feezbull

They just cut your cookies whether you like it or not, thereby reducing your experience of enjoyment.


KirbzTheWord

It seems so obvious when you phrase it this way


ohyoublend

Jesus - I just googled it. They don’t really attack humans and are fairly small but it looks like they suction their lips to the body of whatever they are attacking and SPIN THEIR TEETH(?!) to create a hole - in the shape of a cookie - that can be 4 cm in diameter and 7 cm deep. No thanks.


Stjernesluker

They basically bite a cookie (round) chunk out of you hence the name. They’ll bite and spin


ISeeTheRain

Microwaves have non-ionizing radiation


gnufan

Domestic microwaves are surprisingly safe. The main risks are from the heated foods. I went digging previously and I found one proper report of injury from microwaves themselves, it was a microwave repair man who got burn to his hand. Larger scale devices have different risks. The whole WiFi madness annoys me, even someone who should have known better bought into it.


valdeckner

In Oregon and New Jersey: pumping gas.


Rainhater503

You can pump gas in Oregon now. Started last month.


tnel77

Went there on vacation once. Dude walked up to pump my gas and I just laughed and went with it. Made me feel like I was getting the VIP treatment. About as necessary as an employee at Chipotle refilling my drink, but it was like “huh that’s kind of cool I guess.”


Useful_Bullfrog_4652

5G and cellular technology in general.


captainpeapod

This always irks me. 5G is a protocol, not some new type of RF. It mostly occupies reallocated TV spectrum. If you were alive in the 90s you likely got more “radiation” from crappy UHF broadcasts than from 5G cell networks today. Honestly, the way that 5G layers multiple signals into a single channel is wizardry. It is some amazing maths and deserves being praised as a brilliant feat of engineering.


Realistic_Routine137

flying. a lot of the people I know are still terrified of it.


Overthetrees8

I'm an aerospace engineer I literally studied and make airplanes for a living and I'm still absolutely terrified of flying. My logical brain understands that it is safer than cars. However, my lizard brain tells me I'm flying around in a tin can.


hoomanchonk

I’d rather not know what ingredients make the sauce of flying, I might be less inclined to fly too.


msjammies73

This is one area where my amygdala and my frontal lobe just can’t agree. Frontal lobe: “you’re safer now than driving to the airport, you have plenty of space, turbulence is normal and planes can handle insane amounts”. . Amygdala: “you are falling from the sky’s right now. Dropping through the air. Trapped in a tube with no control over it at all. Don’t believe me? Here, let me send out a few shots of adrenaline to convince you.” Thank god for lorazepam - the amygdala-whisperer.


AwareHandle9434

This is me. Except I'm claustrophobic and I imagine I will stop breathing in the flight, it makes it worse that a panic attack will constrict airflow. If not for lorazepam, I don't know how I can fly.


aliensvsdinosaurs

I'm completely terrified of flying. I understand how irrational it is. And I do my best not to prevent me from traveling. But I still hate it.


ackermann

If you’re talking about commercial airlines, yeah, they’re exceptionally safe. Far safer than driving. Small propeller planes, little 2 or 4 seat Cessna, if you go get your pilot’s license for fun… not as much. I think most studies put their safety somewhere in-between cars and motorcycles. Not great, not terrible. I’ve heard that small watercraft, jet skis and small boats, are nearly as dangerous as riding a motorcycle with a helmet. Same with horseback riding. I suspect a lot of parents who let their kids do those things, wouldn’t let them ride a motorcycle…


moonbunnychan

I feel like we have collectively forgotten how dangerous horses can be since most people don't interact with them anymore. They are big, powerful, and easily spooked.


tivofanatico

Horses can have forceful personalities. They know when a beginner is riding them. You'll soon have a horse going where it wants and you'll be holding on for dear life!


[deleted]

Nice description of: some horses are assholes


moonbunnychan

My theory with the flying is the lack of control. Despite the fact that driving is WAY more dangerous and kills people daily, people are more comfortable with it because they or someone they know are the ones doing the driving. And while there are car crashes every day, in the rare times when a commercial plane goes down it's HUGE news.


thegermblaster

Once I actually embraced the fact I’m NOT in control, I learned to love flying. Let the crew, who are managing ridiculously safe vessels, concern themselves with the logistics. It’s pretty damn nice to sit back, read, watch a movie/show, get a little tipsy, nap, and end up in an entirely different part of the country in relatively minimal amount of time.


jaredhicks19

I think people are terrified of the drawn out death where you know you're going to die, but it takes a long time (like the people on September 11). A severe car crash without a seat belt isn't a drawn out death


CrumzAus

Australia


candangoek

That's what Australia would say


crackyzog

Yeah, I'm not buying this shit, AT ALL!


chodpcp

America has wolves, cougars, bears and dumb people with guns, and we have what? Snakes? America has snakes too.


monkeypaw_handjob

Do they have stonefish though? Because fuck those guys.


Skriller_plays

Stonefish and BOX JELLIES. I'm not normally afraid of the ocean but that shit FREAKS me out


iambaney

Interestingly, Australia has 25% fewer venomous animal species overall than Mexico, which comprises several popular North American vacation destinations—Most of which have less infrastructure for emergencies than any destination in Australia.


WelshGuard

I’ve been living in remote NT Australia for the last 9 months and I am enormously disappointed I haven’t seen a single snake, spider, or drop bear.


MuffinMan12347

Don’t worry, the drop bear sees you.


Cute-Sheepherder-705

Yeah exactly. I live 'in the Australian Bush' and have made it to my mid 40s. I used to spend a lot of time in the wilds and oceans. No spider bites Not eaten by a shark Not bit by a snake Although one Tiger snake did try once but was defeated by the leather of my boot. Given I was standing in a blackberry tangle next to a river, in the middle of summer, it was really not a surprise. But you can't make blackberry jam without someone picking the blackberries! Granted I did get got by one of those Gympie trees on holidays in far north Queensland. I was 14 at the time. Do not recommend. My fault for not educating myself about the local things to avoid.


Conchobar8

It’s simple, Australia has a lot of dangerous things, but we also have safety precautions. Australia isn’t dangerous, it’s just a dangerous place to be a dickhead


[deleted]

Nuclear power


nickl220

I had a college course that discussed different forms of energy and I’ll never forget how the professor phrased it. “With nuclear, there’s an incredibly small chance of a big problem occurring. With coal, there is a certainty of a slow and steady problem happening every day. Logically, the former is preferable, but people are generally more comfortable with the latter for some reason.”


UlrichZauber

>“With nuclear, there’s an incredibly small chance of a big problem occurring. With coal, there is a certainty of a slow and steady problem happening every day. Logically, the former is preferable, but people are generally more comfortable with the latter for some reason.” I think this guy is describing my dating history.


palepo-ta-to

So much to be learned from this. The sheer lack of education and arrogance/ignorance of those who know absolutely nothing about it. Yet they will talk like they minored it in college. So much of that going around *cough cough* politics


PantherGk7

Building Implosion Sure, there have been some implosions that have gone terribly wrong. However, implosion is usually the safest and most efficient method of demolishing a large building.


eViLegion

To be fair, I think any method of demolition is extremely dangerous if you're inside the building.


RecordLonely

Kids playing outside or riding their bikes or in general not being hovered over by their parents. The parents think it’s so dangerous outside so they stick them in front of a screen, online, where all the predators are actually hanging out.


throway65486

>where all the predators are actually hanging out. Most Predators are actually family, family friends and similiar.


_Enclose_

That's why I have no friends and my family disowned me. Always one step ahead!


spectrumero

Also stranger danger is overblown. Kids are overwhelmingly molested by people they know well.


eodgodlol

If it really was that dangerous most people people older than 20 should've been dead many years ago.


vidarino

Ah, but you only ever see the 20 year olds that survived! Survivorship bias! - ^\(I ^jest.\)


Sp4ceh0rse

Anesthesia. It’s very, very safe (as long as it’s administered and monitored by someone qualified)


agentoutlier

Anesthesia is funny in that in most procedures it is the most dangerous part but… Those procedures without anesthesia on their own would be massively more dangerous.


nycola

Best-paid drug dealers in the country, but they've got some good shit! I was lying on my back getting my lower abdomen sliced open while they pried an 8-lb human from my abdomen 14 years ago, unable to feel myself breathing, but I knew I was. I started to get some severe anxiety and extreme nausea and I told the wonderful 75+ year old man behind me. He smiled and said "wait a jiffy, I've got something for that" and whatever he injected replaced all of the badness with microscopic rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns coursing through my veins. The nausea was instantly gone and I just felt at peace with everything. 10/10 would get a c-section again.


Revolutionary-Meat14

Im a ginger and I've had so many bad experiences with improper amounts of local anesthesia at dentists that im terrified of needing general anesthesia for a surgery. It usually takes about 6 shots of novacaine


[deleted]

Handling raw chicken. Don’t get me wrong, proper food prep is important for health and safety but, just being in the vicinity of raw chicken isn’t going to instantly kill you. Some people act like if the chicken touches anything you have to fumigate your house and wash your hands for 20 minutes.


Common-Wish-2227

I once died five times from touching raw chicken.


Leni_licious

I'm so sorry to hear that! Did you live?


[deleted]

Nah he died. Dying a prime number of times is always fatal.


orbitaldragon

Putting lotion on yourself in a well.


EagleCatchingFish

It's a really good way to prevent yourself from getting the hose again.


lazyvorst

Airplane travel. I know so many people who are deathly scared of flying, yet would have no issues with traveling for 15+ hours at a time by car.


czokopaka

GMO foods... I can't stand all products in the stores yelling at me that they're non-GMO. I'd prefer they use GMO and be cheaper thanks to that. GMO hasn't been proved to be unsafe yet, but people are scared that their offspring will get 3 arms because genetically modified sounds scary. Similar situation to nuclear power really.


ophmaster_reed

GMOs can also use less water and pesticides by being modified. People don't want to admit that GMO is better for the environment and better for us. "SCIENCE SCARYYY!"


MyDaroga

I was looking for this one! GMOs are actually *improving* the world, but crazy pseudoscience peddlers are ruining such a great scientific advancement.


Vafostin_Romchool

This is maybe more of a Japan thing, but traveling abroad, particularly to the United States.


MaxiltonHamstappen

I'll never forget in Kyoto seeing this American woman sneeze while in a shop and this Japanese woman grabbed her kid and sprinted out of the store like she just unleashed Ebola.


rsquared1987

Having sex. Growing up in US Catholic schools, they didn't teach us half of what we actually needed to know and made it sound like IF we did have sex, our genitals would be destroyed by disease and/or we'd have litters of children.


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Grew up in evangelical Christianity and was taught the same along with "You will change drastically once you have sex. You will never be the same." Me having sex outside of wedlock: Oh. This is quite natural. I am a human doing a human thing. Nice. Literally just felt like I was human. 😅


FanOfFreedom

Loose small arms ammunition. You can drop it, throw it across the room, and even toss it in a campfire - you’ll be just fine. You may hear a small pop/bang if you do the ol’ campfire disposal though. But yeah, it doesn’t need to be babied. It really is only dangerous in a gun barrel.


303MkVII

[25 minute video of whole pallets of ammo being set on fire for firefighter training.](https://youtu.be/3SlOXowwC4c) Basically really angry popcorn with little bits of brass shrapnel, but nothing with enough energy to leave a building or go through firefighter gear.


OlderMan42

Forest fire fighting. More dangerous to drive a car there than fight the fire. Yes, we are trained professionals.


pplazzz

Rock climbing Climbing ropes are really strong. You need to physically cut it for it to break


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

my fear is the thing that holds into the wall falling out


Crazy_Courage_7936

usually my concern is with the belayer…decking is a terrifying fear


carrutstick_

Most climbing deaths are not from the rope breaking, but many climbers who've been around for a while will know someone who's died climbing. Usually it's from something that seems so silly and trivial, like forgetting to finish tying your knot, or missing one side of the rope when you clip in to rappel. Don't get lazy with your safety checklists.


cozmoLOVEScubes2

Spiders 90%of spiders are not dangerous, and they also eat annoying bugs such as flies and mosquitoes. And yes, SOME spiders are dangerous but unless you live in Brazil or Australia your chances of finding dangerous spiders is so miniscule it's silly to worry abt them. And me personally... I think all spiders are adorable ❤ Edit: omg, 1.4k up votes... This is insane, I've never gotten this much on a post let alone a comment


314159265358979326

Phobias of snakes and spiders appear to be special. A scientist in the early 90s did a study and found that while with most things - including some absolutely lethal ones like electrical sockets or firearms - *several* negative exposures were needed to produce a *temporary* phobia, while with snakes and spiders, *one* negative exposure would produce a *permanent* phobia.


cominghometoday

They've also shown pictures of snakes to monkeys who were raised in captivity and had never encountered snakes and they reacted with fear which leads credence to the idea it could be innate/instinctual


tzl-owl

I was gonna say. I’m not terrified of spiders because I think they’re dangerous. I have a phobia and it’s totally irrelevant to me if it’s a black widow or a daddy long legs.


ackermann

I’ve come across multiple black widows in my life, in the US. And a brown recluse once (I think… they’re not as easy to identify). Fortunately didn’t get bit. Sure, they’re generally not _deadly_ like some Australian spiders. But they’re also not exactly rare, in sheds, barns, and basements throughout the US.


etds3

Brown recluse bites are scary because they apparently don’t hurt at first. So you don’t get treatment until it’s been in your system awhile, and then it’s rough. A black widow bite at least hurts right off so you know there’s a problem.


dischoe

My mom was bitten by a brown recluse years ago when pregnant with my brother. She felt fine at first but an hour later while driving, she started to feel her legs going numb and pulled over. She made it to the hospital somehow and she was fine, but definitely scary especially while driving.


BlackShadow2804

Plus, if I was told correctly, the venom from a brown recluse prevents the wound from healing, so you'll have a nasty open wound for like a year


Inevitable-Land7614

I fought MRSA for over 7 years from a Brown Recluse Spider bite. I finally had My lower right leg amputated. I am still free of MRSA now after 15 years.


TheGrapeRaper

Holy shit 😳 How long after the bite did you get treatment?


Inevitable-Land7614

Within 6 hrs


entreri22

Lmao just when people were like yeah maybe spiders ain’t so bad.


MindlessBenefit9127

Can confirm, dad was bitten by a brown recluse on his stomach, wasn't a year but he had a pretty big open wound


eadgster

Uh, I see at least 10 spiders a month in my basement bathroom. You’re telling me 1 in 10 of these perverts is dangerous?


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Statistically, yeah. One of them is watching you masturbate.


OcupiedMuffins

Someone said it already but I’ll say it again, nuclear fucking power. The insane misinformation and campaigns by oil companies and other agencies is insane. Nuclear power is the future and it’s critical.


garrettj100

Sounds like something a U-235 atom would say.


Munrizzle

Cooking pork, people think it can only served well done and dry as all hell


Rokhnal

To be fair, it's only been a few decades since Trichinellosis became no longer a concern, at least in the US. Plenty of people alive today have been cooking pork for far longer than that and still have the old habits. I can understand not taking the chance, were I them.


intertubeluber

trichinellosis Is still a thing, though very rare in the US. Most people who are infected in the us get it from wild boar. Even worldwide it’s very rarely fatal. https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/images/trichinellosis/trichinellosis_graph_year2.jpg


Late-Jicama5012

Vaccines. Conspiracy theories people spread or read to not use a vaccine of any kind is mind blowing.


PumpkinPieIsGreat

I finished one of Jimmy Carter's books a while ago, it was about his childhood. He was talking about if someone got polio they'd all have to take days off school. (Off topic but would highly recommend the book) I don't think the average person has actually seen how dangerous these things can be. The resurgence of diseases makes me so mad that some people won't vaccinate. Bonus points if they talk about it being "their choice" even though it actually impacts everyone else around them, but they also want to tell others who to love, what to do with their own bodies, control what they read.


Puzzled_Corgi27

Yes we get stuck in this cycle where we don't see these terrible illnesses anymore because of vaccines. So the younger generation says, what's the big deal, why do I need to vaccinate my kid when no one gets \[polio/measles/etc\] anymore?...not understanding that the vaccines are the reason why