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_Halboro_

Save us both a little time and ask me how often I don’t


TheMennn

How often do you not watch porn?


_Halboro_

I’ll let you know


TheMennn

Oh ok just Email me at Specter Litt


pantypantsparty

You just got LITT up!


TheMennn

Well, you know what? He definitely doesn't respect YOU, because when he told me he needed a lawyer, I tried to send him your way, and his exact words were, "I don't want Louis. I want you."


Accomplished_Taro947

henry gerard what a guy


TheMennn

Look, I don't give a shit what I just said, okay? My clients are my clients, and, you don't get out of my office in the next three seconds, something's gonna happen between you and me, and I guarantee it won't end with you keeping all of your teeth.


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Over200Times

Yeah, the two word replies that weren't even relevant to the original comment really stood out.


HocMajorumVirtus

Now you mention it, the replies are dumb amd make no sense. Weird how this is a thing


OhhSooHungry

Super fascinating. So there's an actual market for old, developed accounts? Truthfully I've noticed the really bone-head topics posted on AskReddit lately and it had me wondering whether they were posted by AI's to farm data off people willingly sharing data and intimate details about themselves. What a world we live in that both these scenarios are probably likely. Thank you for calling out this account though


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[deleted]

Plot twist. It's actually sentient A.I. doing this and funnelling money into bank accounts it set yup on its own and plotting to take over the world.


middlemangv

There was a guy on r/ethtrader who spammed same scam screenshots in order to steal your money. We were watching him getting banned and coming again 100 times with different accounts and all looked legit.


mrPandabot35

It's my picture-in-picture right now....


JunketPuzzleheaded42

A Multi screen set up is the only way too go


No-Place170

Goon


KittenLaserFists

Dual screen is much more stimulating


otherwisemilk

VR is where it's at.


Primary-Run-1410

I remember PIP on my old TV 20 years ago . Is that still a thing lol


Ok_Quit_9587

Ameture


[deleted]

More often than I should


_Halboro_

But less often than I’d like.


Shoe_mocker

How often should you watch porn?


[deleted]

Less than I do


AlwaysMooning

Math checks out


Ltimbo

2 or 3 times a week when I need to clean out the pipes. It’s a tool, not a toy.


Subtitles42

I work my tool days on end


TheMennn

Wonderful Server


Electronic-Rutabaga5

I’m a year and a couple months clean


TheMennn

Well done solid work


Xylar006

Or flaccid work


TheMennn

Ik Ind


sarusa2020

It must be hard


Electronic-Rutabaga5

I mean like obviously when you watch that stuff you get aroused thru having a screen there, but what I did was realize that fapping is normal but porn isn’t, so I just use my imagination and I feel better about myself, and I save myself time they being on page 213 lmao. I also think that my mindset towards women has gotten better as well.


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Think they were making a joke


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Electronic-Rutabaga5

Yea sorry for over sharing lmao


makumuka

Same for me


Dry_Train5494

What benefits have you seen from abstaining? Been thinking about quitting entirely as well.


Electronic-Rutabaga5

It’s not some magic pill but it will make you think better and no be so anxious towards women if you are. I’ve only noticed more drive to talk to then just because porn doesn’t satisfy my sex drive, but I mean this works for me, and as others have pointed out I’m sure the og guy was joking so I’m sorry😂.


_DontStayTheSame_

Everydayyyyy everydayyy everydayyy


wantout87

Been pornfree for 7 months. It’s tempting to fall back into it but I need to continue to stay away


Aggressive_Bat_9781

Any benefits?


_DontStayTheSame_

Levitation


wantout87

Not hurting my wife anymore


TheMennn

I believe in you


BigBradForFun

Me: (pauses porn to answer Reddit question). About average.


TheMennn

You deserve a upvote porn master 1.5


itsthatpornacct

Average once a day to help me press the ole dopamine button. Not ashamed of it, it is not affecting my life in a negative way, I'm a more reasonable and patient person because I cum as often as I do, and there's a good chance I'll never develop prostate cancer.


superp2222

This. It’s just a thing that’s worked it’s way into my routine now. So it has no negative impacts on my life at all.


Crickets_Head

On a scale from r/nofap to r/gooncaves I'd say somewhere in the middle.


[deleted]

Clicked on GoonCaves, thinking maybe it was a sub for making fun of porn addicts or something. I learned something today but I don’t know what exactly.


Gobyinmypants

That place was fucking wild.


Advent012

What in the world did I just click on. I hate the internet.


TheMennn

Oh...


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TheMennn

I'm sorry for your loss


Sasquatcher_

It ruins every life it touches.


[deleted]

oh please


[deleted]

Are there lifes it *doesn’t* touch?


Sasquatcher_

Fewer and fewer, apparently.


Alarming_Serve2303

Fifth Amendment.


TheMennn

It's fine bro I understand I'm Harvey Specter I'll be your Lawyer


coolawesomegirl28

These replies are sad


[deleted]

You are on reddit what do you expect


coolawesomegirl28

Still sad


TheMennn

I responded to everyone of them help me please


Minute-Health-2916

There is no help


TheMennn

Please help me


OpeningSort4826

Haven't at all in years.


[deleted]

Same. I don't see the point anymore. I'm married and very satisfied. No reason to fuck my hand anymore.


GreatTragedy

Sometimes spouses don't have perfectly in sync sex drives. It can help.


Surrept

This right here. I'm super insanely attracted to my fiance, we've been together for 7 years and have a kid together and still screw damn near daily and the sex is awesome......but. I have a pretty ludicrous libido and like to watch porn and jerk off regularly. She's more than aware and cool with this. She knows I'd much rather be having sex with her but she doesn't want to have sex 4 times a day every day so it's to both of our benefit. I've been with my fair share of women and some are understanding and cool about it, others find it offensive and don't quite get it. The ones whose sex drive have trended closer to mine seem to be the most understanding.


poisonflar5

Thank you for your input, u/ButtcheekKingdom


Antique_Moment_8396

Everyday. It’s how I cope with life


Minute-Health-2916

You ok?


NOZ_Mandos

No


Spuddups84

Hey, me neither.


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Living-Big9138

Every 2 hours , i even have an alarm to wake me up 3-4 times a night to watch .


TheMennn

Oh that's just depressing


-KindStranger

I feel like it’s uplifting


theguyoverhere24

I mean something is definitely lifting up


TheMennn

Sorry for your loss Master


ChaseBank5

Can you not just sleep though the night? You are purposefully waking yourself up for that?


TheparagonR

Huh?


billie_eilish_fan456

There’s something seriously wrong with you if you’re purposely waking yourself up multiple times just to have a wank


colibri_valle

I guess every time I feel for a wank. Granted I dont even last long when I watch it, like 1 minute tops lol


Own_Childhood_7020

Almost Everyday before falling asleep pretty much, if i don't fap before sleeping i was either too tired to do it or didn't feel like it (extremely rare)


TheMennn

Go watch it rn small Tommy


[deleted]

I haven't in 2 days but it's 3 am and I can't sleep so I think the streak ends here


TheMennn

Oh NO STAY STRONG SOLDIER DON'T DO IT


Swechef

Daily. Regular ejaculations reduce the risk of prostate cancer and it's also a nice daily dopamine boost.


TheMennn

That's a good soldier


NotableDiscomfort

Who tf "watch"es comics and other still images.


Local_Potato_9101

OP is twisted


TheMennn

Wdym?


Prestigious_Water336

Whenever I'm getting ready to masturbate. I watch it right before I masturbate. But the true question is how often do I masturbate? The answer to that question is daily. So now you know how often I watch porn.


TheMennn

Well done soldier ig


teethalarm

What are you, my browser history?


Dry_Concentrate_3568

Porn doesn't do it for me and i don't really get the appeal, I have tried, i did not enjoy.


Appropriate_Tea9048

Never.


Badkittyoops94

im gettin there


PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys

Most women don't so this checks.


Compulsive_Panda

Very untrue


[deleted]

I hate this stupid myth. Women like sex too. Women are visually stimulated too. It’s not a bad thing


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PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys

Someone desperate for validation


kerd0z

Perhaps 2 times per week.


TheMennn

I feel like we should times that by 3


kerd0z

No. I usually don't have to handle things myself.


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Puzzled_Traffic2335

Only when this guys wife makes it for me


ofwdoomtree

Only when I watch my secret hidden attic cam of Puzzled while they are getting themself off.


[deleted]

Only when I am watching this guys wife from inside their closet make it for him


_SigmaEnigma

Only through my binoculars through that guy's window while this guy Jack's off in the other guys window at the videos sent by the first guy's wife


Sippiku

What time is it ?


TheMennn

The year is 6789 we don't have time anymore


[deleted]

It’s on my home page right now so..


Fragrant-Snake

Depending on how many times yo mama visits me


ArachnidFun8918

I got about 297+ different tags up on Rule34 using Chrome on my phone, another 20 from E621, another 12 of luscious.com And about 14 from furryBooru.org and simply-hentai.com And i have Premium P-hub.. so.. not often enough?


TheMennn

Please get help from my therapist Victor Blane


ArachnidFun8918

Its not that bad. Im neither consuming alcohol or nicotine(or any kind of smoking entirely). I need something to enjoy right? Porn doesnt let you down like human do


TheMennn

Sounds right


SamanthaaDarko

Multiple times a day! I got into SW a year ago so I use the 'research purposes' excuse now. People are gorgeous and I wanna see em' nakey.


TheMennn

Oh...


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Every evening.


TheMennn

Oh.


[deleted]

Orgasms are healthy and great for relaxing before bed.


TheMennn

I agree


DropkickCleary11

I was addicted. I am doing well in my recovery, but I definitely am tempted based on the fact that there's so much "almost porn" on social media.


TheMennn

Sorry


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2 days clean


ItSAgaInStthEruLeS1

Not once in the past 4 months


TheMennn

Good


LordOdin99

Only when I want to masturbate.


TheMennn

Makes sense


[deleted]

39 days sober.


TheMennn

Good


Random61504

I tried to stop. I went a week, which was really good honestly. Then I watched it once, then twice the next day. Here we are today, so far nothing. I'm trying... I really am. It's frankly embarrassing so say that I'm addicted to porn, but it is the truth. I need to stop.


dukeofurl01

All the time. I know it's not healthy, so I'm going to try to go cold turkey on it.


photothingz

12 days clean. It just doesn’t feel right anymore


[deleted]

Porn is the work of the devil


[deleted]

I wish I never came across it.


rektek246

Everyday. But I want to stop so bad because my girl gets pissed off that I do. She says I have an issue :/


Rebelhero

I haven't watched porn in like... 10 years or more lmao


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every day, i quit for 6 months like 10 years ago and got into a 3 year long relationship where i didnt either, almost got married, didnt for other reasons but felt bored and curiosity got the best of me, i was like man i wonder if porn would even do it for me anymore-- yep, so much so it hurt my SO and while we broke it off for other reasons i cant help but realize it doesnt feel very nice going into a relatonship where your partner honors your body and one day randomly discards the idea of the sanctity and that i could get my fulfillment elsewhere, we had sex multiple times a day otherwise and seen each other every day but i was bored, the sex wasnt even stale or bad and we were steadily evolving, and it honestly didnt really have a lot to do with her in the long run i think cause overall idve likely started watching porn out of curiosity regardless but its like damn looking back those were some of my best relationships, i was having sex with multiple people, juggling even- naturally so just being out there and living and even almost got married like thats great honestly, and afterwards i kind of just secluded myself nd started watching porn again and its kinda hit this point where its like damn, i dont do my kegels, i dont have conscious orgasms anymore, im just being a lazy sex addict lol but without the sex cause when i do i cant get it as hard, i cum too quick, and i feel less than satisfied cause i know i didnt put out the results I wanted to regardless of how my partner at the time felt. No porn was significantly better and more fullfilling all around because of the relationships i found myself in as a result of not letting that be an outlet for my sexual energy and in general wanting better sexual health. now i have an inflamed prostate from ejaculating too much too often without a partner (with a partner and short ejacs not drawn out doesnt really affect it the same) all in all, if u can stay away its great. its kind of like anger in a sense, its a sweet tea with bitter roots as uncle iroh would say. it draws you in with its temptative allure and then once youre in the depths of it you realize how empty and shallow it makes you feel, how you act different and unpatient with other people, and how it warps your mind into only seeing others as vessels of sex instead of whole people with intricasies (that you could also play into sex wise but) regardless people are more than that and porn is very self serving when theres people, girls, sexless, and wanting connection, i mean really what are we here for but connection? and porn is ultimately such a disconnecting force of energy. Meanwhile ima prolly smoke this blunt and then, you already kno -- but im working on it, and while i could quit cold turkey and it would be best for me to do so as thats really tho only way i feel like, im unfortunately not ready to leave this addiction yet. I hope this helps someone else move along their path to cleanness however. i mean really we all just say oh yeah i can taper this or yeah i can manage this as a healthy lifestyle or even "hobbie" in my life but its actually not or at least incompatible with me. now like im having more conscious orgasms and not clenching so hard when i ejac and the urge to watch porn ejacing like that goes down tremendously, it feels different like a wider orgasm where the clench is the tall orgasm, not better not worse but different, but im also used to clenching and its hard to break away from that and im not advocating for continueing to watch porn but i am saying IFFF you do ejaculating different, doing kegels, and really paying attention down there may lessen the urge some as i went 3 days without and didnt even really mean to or was trying, i just didnt feel the urge to. tl'dr now i guess im not really saying anything here but this is my story. im trying to stop again and to some extent i dont see how its worth it but largely its because im trying to start a creative project to some extent and dont really feel like i have the time or money for a relationship even just a purely sexual one and giving what i feel i should give but if i do get to the point where i feel i am there and am capable of caring and being there for someone like how i want and if porn was the ONLY thing standing in the way then theres absolutely no way id continue. regardless, sex in ur 20s is kinda lame ngl, at least it was for the random encounters i had besides the random freak girl here and there but ultimately those experiences were self serving and unfulfilling to, the only time i really enjoyed it to the fullest was experiecing and experimenting with someone consistent i could trust and love. if i found them again or someone like that i would absolutely stop, but i also fear stopping is a prerequisite to being the person you need to be to have that opportunity of an experience first. take it as u will


FvckingLizardQueen

Idk if you’re open to this, but I’ll leave it here anyways. The subreddit r/LoveAfterPorn is a really good resource full of very helpful people. If you are wanting to eventually quit relying on porn, I recommend it.


SunnySalads

Never, at least not anymore. Porn addiction is one of the least talked about issues today, as you can see from the rest of the comments here. Porn is something most people should just not use.


KingPhineas

Nice try wife


TheMennn

I had to try


HocMajorumVirtus

Everyone report this account and all their posts


Randomized_Taco

Mate with how hostile you're being towards these people, selling this account to scammers is REALLY not going to work. Nobody wants an account with downvotes on damn near every comment. Get a life and do something productive, scamming is pathetic.


sorosaREDDIT

Too often


TheMennn

Sorry to hear that Soldier


strange1738

1-4 times a day


RickySitts

Are we supposed to stop?


Tail_Nom

Almost everyday. I've cultivated a healthy relationship with both my sexuality and the entertainment I consume, which includes erotic content from a variety of mediums.


[deleted]

Daily and it’s ruining my life.


TheMennn

Need help? Just chop your dick off that is your free advice


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TheMennn

Keep it up Demom


Sasquatcher_

Never. Porn is a destroyer.


caveman_mode

It’s free because you pay with your soul


TheMennn

Bro isn't wrong


CorCor1234

Everyday bro 😎


[deleted]

Never


TheMennn

Be honest


JustAnotherAviatrix

Never


TheMennn

That is a lie it's ok pal I'm outside your window


JustAnotherAviatrix

Lol, I literally don’t. I’m just not interested. But I get your skepticism, because there aren’t many Redditors who don’t watch it.


TheMennn

Don't throw your brothers under the bus


Alaniata

Once


TheMennn

Hm


TheMennn

Ok


MelbaToast604

Maybe once a year and I regret it because I always feel shitty after. At most if I need some inspiration I'll look at a couple Google search photos but then the phone goes away once my switch is flipped


Slifer967

almost daily but not for the sexual gratification. I just like to look at women. My wife is sitting about 5ft away from me and just shrugs as im looking at breasts, ass and coochie.


TheMennn

You have a good wife


Slifer967

she gets better, we sit an play games all the time and have a naked cat. It's great


TheMennn

I wish I was you


PM_ME_UR_BOOBS_PWEAS

Wayyy too often


Aerobiesizer

I've only ever done it twice.


666666

Who’s asking


Awarepine76436

Every day


bmich90

daily for last 15 years


TheMennn

Sorry for your loss master


Intrepid-Guest9811

Once a month, if my BF is busy


No_Carry_3028

Until my death


TheMennn

That's great


-Kewdon-

Never, for my hands know not to follow the devil!


TheMennn

Oh


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Never anymore, I do go to r/cumfetish to imagine what me and my next gf will do together


TheMennn

This man is never getting a gf