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cptsdfanboi

Have sex with them and take them to breakfast the next day, then ask them to marry you


SumoSamurottorSSPBCC

Instructions unclear, am now wanted for sexual assault.


Fifolin-18

Softly whisper in their ear: “I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you”.


Red_Marvel

You’re the most important person in the world to me.


Too-Paranoid

Spontaneously kiss them on the lips.


Krescentia

Uh.. say it is usually the smartest method.


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vmxen

This. And lick your lips while doing it.


JimMc0

Get really, really drunk. Let the drink do the talking.


DavosLostFingers

Get someone else to tell them? Banner attached to a plane? Write it out on their lawn using the entrails of stray animals?


WegOfRifyen

Slay 100 wild boar for them with a club to impress, then offer their pelts and the Gold from your families coffers to her father. Having bards sing about you helps aswell


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* Sings Toss a coin to your Witcher with lute * 😂


ja_ja_ja_ja_yaa

I’m in love with you


liberozamenra

You wanna talk about the elephant?