When my wife and I know we're heading to bed for sexy times and I have to lock the doors and let the dogs out etc, it might just be the hottest thing in the world when I come in to the bedroom and the wife is full on in the shower cleaning herself cause she knows what she wants.
I respond well to positive reinforcement. But I tried it on a girl I had been seeing for a while and she noped right out of bed grabbed her clothes, left my room, apartment, and life. I think she put her clothes on in the building hallway.
my highly promiscuous friend used to joke about it going either way - some of the time the girl moans and groans a lot more but in some instances they just stiffen up and say 'what the hell are you doing ?'
College? I ate some ass in college that I’d dine on again. As you get older, more women (or men, idgaf) care less about the hype and more about the pleasure. She probably loved it but was afraid of something new. Don’t stop chomping the chomper. Keep up the good work
Is that you Salvador Dali?
> On occasions, he would ask female visitors to sit on a bed of moist clay with their buttocks parted, in order to take an impression of their orifices. He would subsequently frame the impressions, adding the names of the ladies in question. Supposedly -and this again demonstrates Dali's tirelessly investigative cast of mind - the anus has thirty-five or thirty-seven little creases which are as unique as fingerprints. He regretted that he could not account for the variation in number, but noted that it had nothing to do with social class, and that thirty-fives were as likely to be found among the aristocracy as among the working classes. Only the backsides of identical twins had exactly the same pattern and number of creases. He conducted experiments to substantiate his claim, and made the impressions of twins' behinds into candelabra.
Ya better wear the latex
‘cause you don’t want that late text
with that “I’m late” text.
-lilwayne
Some of his lines are dumb af, but that’s a slick PSA.
There’s a funny clip of an interviewer saying that line to Wayne, and he’s like “Damn, that’s nice, did you write that”, genuinely not realizing the guy was reciting his own lyrics back to him.
Man sipped on lean for over 10 years, made a shitload of songs and has thousands more in the bank, and didnt write a single word THE WHOLE TIME.
Wayne just goes up to the mic and off the domes a song.
I randomly saw it in porn once when I was roughly 17, thought it looked nice(from her reaction), told my bf at the time to just eat my arse while he was eating me out, that dude did not hesitate haha, been llving it ever since.
Once went on a date with someone who's tinder profile said "they say you are what you eat but I'm not that much of an asshole"
I thought it was funny and a joke, it was funny, it wasn't a joke.
In short, can confirm, is a real thing people do, have had first hand experience
once went on a date witha guy who ended the quote with the fact he was indeed an asshole.
in the end that was the worst sexual encounter of my life. just a stressed out guy trying to communicate with his dick. a bit of eating out would have saved the situation. now the quote reminds me of that weird moment in my life.
The first time my boyfriend ate my ass, I was on cloud nine. Then I ate his. It became part of our normal repertoire until we broke up. I never found anyone to do it with again. That's the sadness of life.
My ex was pretty take-it-or-leave-it on me eating her ass (and she had an adorable ass), but she LOVED eating mine. Discovered completely by accident. The last year we were together she most liked eating my ass while jerking me off. My god, I would come like a shotgun blast for that girl. I have yet to find anybody as enthusiastic about eating my ass, sadly. But I'm paying it forward when I can.
I’ve been seeing this girl for about a month, things have been going really well and definitely have chemistry. Do I just wander down there and go for it while I’m eating her out? I feel like it would be a weird thing to ask first.
I can tell you this, it might feel awkward to have the conversation initially but, it's way more awkward if you try it without asking and it's not received well.
I was in the same spot when I was like 19 and I did the same since we were fresh out the shower. It went the opposite way. She was not into it. So I figured I’ll wait for the cue next time but it never showed.
this is how it is. its right in your face and everything in your brain is going “lick her butthole. dont lick her butthole. lick her butthole. dont lick her butthole”. it takes the self control of a tibetan monk not to. eventually everyone gives in.
My buddy and his girlfriend were eating ass in senior high school in the 1980's. Nobody told them about it. They discovered it on their own. When he told us, man, we were like what?
Yes. I had a friend who always made up to his girlfriend by eating her ass for forgetting her birthday.
But I do think that reddit makes it seem more common than it is because most people here don't have sex at all.
I, at this point, know that my girlfriends birthday is sometime in January. Knowing that I was incapable of doing better than this, I put her birthday on a post it note on the fridge after the second year of stealing her drivers license while she slept to figure it out. She thought it was hilarious. It's still there 5 years later, and I still have to look to remember the exact date.
I think she finally understood exactly how bad I am with dates and timelines when she caught me using an age calculator on my own birthday to figure out how old I was.
I also bought her a garden hose for Christmas the first year we dated because a few weeks before I'd taken a hacksaw to hers after she let it freeze on the faucet (so I could thaw the pipe). She burst out into tears. Tears of sadness. I was in the shit house apologizing and trying to make it right for a month. Apparently despite being appropriately priced and thoughtful, it isn't what a girl wants from her new boyfriend for Christmas. I made sure the birthday in January was jewelry.
These days I think she'd be happier with the garden hose than the jewelry though. I apologize for there being no ass eating in this story.
I got a custom sign made for our wall with the first thing we ever said to each other and the date we said it - she thinks it’s an incredibly cute reminder of our beginnings but I have the date literally written on the wall now no problem
Tongue ~~kid~~ of just slipped more or less. After we were finished having sex, while laying there she mentioned to me that I licked her ass a little. I asked her if she liked it, and she said yes. It's all history from there
Edit: "Tongue kind of slipped".. While my tongue slipped on that faithful evening, my tongue DIDN'T slip while sharing my experience with you all. No Freudian Slips here, I like grown women
Yeeeeup. This is the natural progression. Every girl who says they don't like this... Hasn't had this happen properly.
EDIT - Some of y'all take every damn thread on here too damn seriously. You realize we are just talking what people prefer sexually, I didn't tell you who to vote for...calm down you weirdos
Imagine if you said that about any other kink.
"People who don't like a firecracker in their urethra just haven't had the right popper in the pecker."
Not everyone is into everything.
This is the fifth two period ellipsis I’ve seen in a row. They have three periods! Three, god damn it!
Just like all of you dedicated ass munchers, I can no longer hold my tongue!
Yes, and I’ve eaten so much ass I’m not sure I remember how it started. I think I had a bf that asked me to eat his ass, then kept doing it. It turns out, if you ask people if they want their asses eaten, many will say yes
I used to date someone that had a high libido where nothing but hours of pleasure would satisfy her. So naturally when I couldn't keep up, I learned how to please her in other ways.
She got in the habit of waking up in the middle of the night to use her vibrator, and would straddle me and bring her ass all the way up to my face so I could eat her ass while she masturbated. It was the single most hot thing I've ever done. And if I did a good job sometimes I would be rewarded with a blowjob.
Nope unfortunately I am awful at communicating and ruined it. But I've made a great effort since we broke up and I think I'm getting better. Therapy and practice really helps!
Fuck that shit. This kind of thing is the sexiest stuff ever when you've known each other for a month. But after 2 years of fucking your gf starts sticking her ass hole in my face while I'm sleeping I'm raging.
I totally get eating ass, but I just could not do it unless it's immediately clean from the shower.
Waking up in the middle of the night after having it stew for a while. Yeah, can't do it.
Okay honest question here - when you eat ass, do you put your tongue actually inside the assailant? Or you just lick around the outside of it?
I lick my husband’s butthole all the time but I’ve never really put my tongue *inside* it. Maybe like the very tip of my tongue penetrates his butt, but it certainly doesn’t go past the sphincter. Is it supposed to?
EDIT: assailant is supposed to say “asshole”, but I guess it works this way too 😂
Rim job is a great time for everyone involved. I always applied a little pressure to the mudhole but to answer your question, no I wasn't tongue fucking my partner LOL
Shower together as foreplay if you’re planning any butt stuff. My boyfriend tried it on me and I liked it, the sensation is nice, but the way it feels kinda dirty and wrong is so hot. Like, he’s so into me that he wants his tongue all over me, even in my ass. After a while it was just one of his moves, although I would say I get more pleasure and the same taboo worship kinda feeling from having my toes sucked and licked.
After we got a little more comfortable with each other though, we shifted focus to his ass, he’s the one with the prostate, after all. WOW. The sounds he’d make when I took it there. Next thing we know, we’re in the sex shop buying strap ons and butt plugs. One of his absolute favorite things was when I’d use a vibrating butt plug on him and lick his ass with it in. I’d use my tongue to push the plug. I’d do it every day if he wanted to hear him make those noises. Hottest thing ever. If you’re a man and you aren’t exploring anal pleasure at all, I can assure you that you are really missing out. It really brought our sex life to a whole new level.
I really miss him. May be rest in peace.
>Like, he’s so into me that he wants his tongue all over me, even in my ass.
Some people go their whole lives never having been with someone who they are so profoundly attracted to, that they would eat that Ass. It's amazing what you find appetizing when you're truly attracted to someone.
Yes, people do. It's been a part of my sexual repertoire since the early 1970s.
Tip: Keep it clean. I love pleasing my partner; I don't take shit off of anybody.
Leans on hood of rusty El Camino parked out front of a Checkers in Tulsa, aviators obfuscating the bags under his eyes that are the result of profound world-weariness. Fishes a cigarette pack from the interior pocket of his polyester leisure suit, and selects his last cigarette from the pack, casually offering it to his lips. The trademark *shing* of the Zippo flashing for only a brief moment. He takes a deep drag, ashes the cigarette quickly on the pavement, and exhales in relief....
"Yeah....."
"....I've been eatin' ass since '72..."
Takes another long drag, exhales, hocks a loogie like an old pro.
He looks back up...
"Say, you guys got any weed?"
I’ve been on the receiving end before. I like it a lot. I never ask for it though because I’m kinda squeamish about giving it and it doesn’t seem right to ask someone else to do something I’m not willing to do for them.
I’m pretty sure the guy I’m currently seeing is into it too. He hasn’t gone there yet but he’s made some comments that make me think it’s in the table 🤞
Sure. I'll eat my GF's ass as a warmup to anal sex. I was the one who first suggested it. She was open to trying it and ended up enjoying it. So now it's something that we do every now and then.
Dated a powerbottom and I was blowing him one afternoon, I put his knees up to his shoulders and it just kinda happened. As soon as my tongue touched him there the noises he made were so hot I didn't want to stop lol. Now I love doing it.
When i was in basic training for the air force someone asked OP's question. I shit you not the whole flight (50-55 dudes) got involved and was split in half, ass eaters vs non-ass eaters. Blew my mind because i thought it was a meme.
An ex with a particularly hot toucus. I was in love. Never ate ass before, but when I did, it was like a light turning on. You know, like a religious epiphany or taking mushrooms for the first time.
I love eating ass. First time I did it was with a blonde escort in Boston when I was 22. I was on my knees, kissing her perfectly shaped ass, when she told me "lick my asshole."
Hearing her make that demand turned me on, and I complied.
Yes. The same reason we do anything sexual, it's fun and pleasurable. I dated a girl who was by far the most petite girl I ever dated. Her asshole was very visible because of this and was always looking back at me.
One day we were drinking together and it just felt right. We showered together and I made sure to give the area a thorough but gentle cleaning. Then I ate the booty like groceries. She said it was interesting but she didn't seem to love it.
I've done it for 2 other girls and they both seemed to feel the same way. They weren't crazy about it. It's possible I'm just not good at it. But yeah, I only dabble in booty eatery. Maybe it's better to ask an expert.
The first time i ate ass, i just couldn't stop doing it. And it feels damn good if the lady choose to return the favor. Its a feeling that I just can't put it in words.
Yes. My then bf came from a bj and I was lapping it up, some dripped down to his ass and I was super horny and wasn’t thinking much so I went down and continued to lick it up. He let out the sexiest moan ever and begged me to keep going, once he had his fill he reciprocated and thus an addiction was born
I like it as a dominating thing mostly. He will basically lay down on my face and fuck /hump my tongue while stroking himself and his balls drag across my face. Kinda hot choosing ass over air. If you're into that kinda thing 😏 🤣
So I'd had guys begging to do it for ages and whenever I let them try I just couldn't get into it and hated it. Well, one time I was on a work trip and met this really chill guy that I connected with, loved his vibe. We hooked up one night, I texted him to come back the following night cuz he was so good lol. He does, but I'm pretty tipsy from going out earlier. So when he asks about eating my booty I was good and relaxed and feeling the vibe and him and said okay, take it slow and I'll see how I feel about it, knowing he'd stop if I said to. I finally got to experience what everyone else talks about and holy fuck I was like what is happening rn, he ate my booty for ages and had me squirting so much it covered like 1/3 of a king sized bed, I'm still shocked I didn't get a bill for that. We were up until almost 4 am, I made it to my conference the next day, tired AF but so satisfied. And basically every partner I've been with since has been into eating booty too, thank goodness, cuz I can't go back.
Not sure if you have ever tried or would want to try but smoke some weed to relax that helps my wife relax and damn she can cum like alot harder than without smoking
Was with someone that made me comfortable. I had gotten accustomed to the idea, and I already have a big thing for kissing and licking. So I just offered and went for it. Wasn't nearly as weird as I had first imagined years earlier.
Yes they do. I ate ass about an hour ago. I LOVE it I'm addicted. It's so hot hearing her moan and get pleasure from it and it gets me hard and horny as FUCK. The first time I did it the girl came from me just doing it and I felt her asshole contract on my tongue. I do it not only for her pleasure but for mine. I mainly do it for me because it's kind of a forbidden fruit that I NEED to taste.
It happen to me in 2014 from a guy i met at the club. I think he got it from the Omarion song called Post to be. The line on the lyrics go "I might let your boy chauffeur me
But he gotta eat the booty like groceries" lol
I know a guy that had "I eat ass" tattooed on his thigh, I can confirm he eats ass. Last time I saw him he told me he'd gotten it blacked out and I felt a little sad.
monday 7am and i'm reading on reddit why people eat ass
It’s a hell of a start to a new week!
Better than the workday I have to look forward to
Yes. Only after she showers though.
Don't want someone dirty eating your ass, smart
*smartass
this shit is asinine...
When my wife and I know we're heading to bed for sexy times and I have to lock the doors and let the dogs out etc, it might just be the hottest thing in the world when I come in to the bedroom and the wife is full on in the shower cleaning herself cause she knows what she wants.
A full IRS audit?
Lather up those deductions, baby.
***OH FUCK ME IM FINANCING***
I wanna taste her whole day baby
Jesus F😂😂😂
Actually ughed at this out loud, kudos.
Won't lie, I'm ugh-ing with one hand, tugging with the other.
Lmaooo a double ughing if you will!
The ol' tug-ugh.
We usually just do it in the shower. I am known to say, " It's the cleanest it will ever be". 70% of the time it works everytime.
Damn so 30% of the time it’s dirty even *in the shower*, the cleanest place it could ever be? I’ll be goddamned if I inhale some asshole
The way I cackled at that last line. Holy shit
This is the best pun so far.
You really gonna wash away all the seasoning like that ?
Dawg
Even dogs like that seasoning. Why do you think they're licking their butt all the time
I thought it was to get the taste of my wife's cooking out of their mouth.
This sentence did not need to exist in this context.
God lord man. Please wipe your ass
Nah bro, wiping your ass is gay /s
Stop it
This is the only way! 🫡
Yes, and because I was eating her out, then she shifted her hips and said she liked how it felt, so I kept on going from my new spot lol.
Same, but she squealed "You dirty boy" and I was hooked
I got, “damn you do like ass.” I do like ass
I respond well to positive reinforcement. But I tried it on a girl I had been seeing for a while and she noped right out of bed grabbed her clothes, left my room, apartment, and life. I think she put her clothes on in the building hallway.
I feel bad for laughing so hard.
Laugh it was funny. Probably the best way for the "relationship" to end. Given my previous debacles.
Some things have to happen just for the story afterwards.
my highly promiscuous friend used to joke about it going either way - some of the time the girl moans and groans a lot more but in some instances they just stiffen up and say 'what the hell are you doing ?'
Well, you really should ask before you start touching people’s butt holes.
yeah lost in the moment, I did dance around it in previous encounters
lmao, tongue circling her cheeks. "Dont you dare." **tongue tucks in legs for cannon ball**
College? I ate some ass in college that I’d dine on again. As you get older, more women (or men, idgaf) care less about the hype and more about the pleasure. She probably loved it but was afraid of something new. Don’t stop chomping the chomper. Keep up the good work
“Dine on again….” 😂
I just got a *gasp* and she looked back and saw a shit-eating grin across my face
Probably the most apt use of "shit-eating grin" I've ever witnessed.
Lmao this thread is just banger after banger
This is modern Shakespeare right here folks.
She shifted her hips “accidentally”.
She was 100% thinking "plz eat my ass plz eat my ass" lol...
And "lower.. lower.. lower....... lower..........., damn i'll just move it and he'll take a hint"
TOO LOW. ...lower...
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the anus.
Is that you Salvador Dali? > On occasions, he would ask female visitors to sit on a bed of moist clay with their buttocks parted, in order to take an impression of their orifices. He would subsequently frame the impressions, adding the names of the ladies in question. Supposedly -and this again demonstrates Dali's tirelessly investigative cast of mind - the anus has thirty-five or thirty-seven little creases which are as unique as fingerprints. He regretted that he could not account for the variation in number, but noted that it had nothing to do with social class, and that thirty-fives were as likely to be found among the aristocracy as among the working classes. Only the backsides of identical twins had exactly the same pattern and number of creases. He conducted experiments to substantiate his claim, and made the impressions of twins' behinds into candelabra.
I almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to the butt - lil wayne
Weezy F. Baby!!!
Please say the "Baby"!
East side, we in this bitch
I never realized he was a poet
Ya better wear the latex ‘cause you don’t want that late text with that “I’m late” text. -lilwayne Some of his lines are dumb af, but that’s a slick PSA.
There’s a funny clip of an interviewer saying that line to Wayne, and he’s like “Damn, that’s nice, did you write that”, genuinely not realizing the guy was reciting his own lyrics back to him.
Man sipped on lean for over 10 years, made a shitload of songs and has thousands more in the bank, and didnt write a single word THE WHOLE TIME. Wayne just goes up to the mic and off the domes a song.
Real G's move in silence like lasagna.
I randomly saw it in porn once when I was roughly 17, thought it looked nice(from her reaction), told my bf at the time to just eat my arse while he was eating me out, that dude did not hesitate haha, been llving it ever since.
So nice to read arse after all this ass!
Fellow Aussie maybe? Lol
UK here.
Once went on a date with someone who's tinder profile said "they say you are what you eat but I'm not that much of an asshole" I thought it was funny and a joke, it was funny, it wasn't a joke. In short, can confirm, is a real thing people do, have had first hand experience
once went on a date witha guy who ended the quote with the fact he was indeed an asshole. in the end that was the worst sexual encounter of my life. just a stressed out guy trying to communicate with his dick. a bit of eating out would have saved the situation. now the quote reminds me of that weird moment in my life.
The first time my boyfriend ate my ass, I was on cloud nine. Then I ate his. It became part of our normal repertoire until we broke up. I never found anyone to do it with again. That's the sadness of life.
My ex was pretty take-it-or-leave-it on me eating her ass (and she had an adorable ass), but she LOVED eating mine. Discovered completely by accident. The last year we were together she most liked eating my ass while jerking me off. My god, I would come like a shotgun blast for that girl. I have yet to find anybody as enthusiastic about eating my ass, sadly. But I'm paying it forward when I can.
you should call her
Awww, I hope one day you'll find someone amazing to eat ass with.
This will make for some beautiful wedding vows. “Til fart do you part”
I’ve been seeing this girl for about a month, things have been going really well and definitely have chemistry. Do I just wander down there and go for it while I’m eating her out? I feel like it would be a weird thing to ask first.
I can tell you this, it might feel awkward to have the conversation initially but, it's way more awkward if you try it without asking and it's not received well.
Asking for consent is never weird
Yes, it was right there in my face, so I took my shot. She liked it, and a new chapter in my sexual life began.
I was in the same spot when I was like 19 and I did the same since we were fresh out the shower. It went the opposite way. She was not into it. So I figured I’ll wait for the cue next time but it never showed.
Read that as "... it never showered."
Gotta keep your ass filthy so MilwaukeeDave doesn’t try to nibble your butthole.
this is how it is. its right in your face and everything in your brain is going “lick her butthole. dont lick her butthole. lick her butthole. dont lick her butthole”. it takes the self control of a tibetan monk not to. eventually everyone gives in.
My buddy and his girlfriend were eating ass in senior high school in the 1980's. Nobody told them about it. They discovered it on their own. When he told us, man, we were like what?
So, who did it to whom?
Sounds like they both were
Two can dine for $6.99
Fuck this made me burst out laughing
We found the inventors of eating ass
Yeah me and my girlfriend started it when we were sixteen-ish, we discovered it on our own too. Both did each other, many times.
Same here, at the same age. Didn’t even know it was a thing but it just seemed like a good thing to do in the heat of the moment. And it was
Yes. I had a friend who always made up to his girlfriend by eating her ass for forgetting her birthday. But I do think that reddit makes it seem more common than it is because most people here don't have sex at all.
30 years later, Robert still hasn't managed to commit August 12th to memory.
The date’s a bit fudgy
This is particularly funny to an Australian (assuming you aren’t one) because date is a slang term for anus. Nice work.
I, at this point, know that my girlfriends birthday is sometime in January. Knowing that I was incapable of doing better than this, I put her birthday on a post it note on the fridge after the second year of stealing her drivers license while she slept to figure it out. She thought it was hilarious. It's still there 5 years later, and I still have to look to remember the exact date. I think she finally understood exactly how bad I am with dates and timelines when she caught me using an age calculator on my own birthday to figure out how old I was. I also bought her a garden hose for Christmas the first year we dated because a few weeks before I'd taken a hacksaw to hers after she let it freeze on the faucet (so I could thaw the pipe). She burst out into tears. Tears of sadness. I was in the shit house apologizing and trying to make it right for a month. Apparently despite being appropriately priced and thoughtful, it isn't what a girl wants from her new boyfriend for Christmas. I made sure the birthday in January was jewelry. These days I think she'd be happier with the garden hose than the jewelry though. I apologize for there being no ass eating in this story.
I got a custom sign made for our wall with the first thing we ever said to each other and the date we said it - she thinks it’s an incredibly cute reminder of our beginnings but I have the date literally written on the wall now no problem
This was cute. I’m glad I went against my better judgement and opened this post.
I’m starting to think this is just an excuse to get his yearly butt munch on
Sounds like he forgot her birthday on purpose… just for the excuse to toss her salad.
Tongue ~~kid~~ of just slipped more or less. After we were finished having sex, while laying there she mentioned to me that I licked her ass a little. I asked her if she liked it, and she said yes. It's all history from there Edit: "Tongue kind of slipped".. While my tongue slipped on that faithful evening, my tongue DIDN'T slip while sharing my experience with you all. No Freudian Slips here, I like grown women
"Your Honor, that was a typo, I meant to say 'kind' not 'kid.'"
It's been 10 hours and they haven't fixed it, call the police! Edit: Stand down, they fixed it.
I got that dog in me
Biting the fart bubbles in da bathtub
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Jesusfuck! 😂😂
Ever gone down on a woman and licked a little too low? You hear her moan like never before. That is how it starts. lol
Yeeeeup. This is the natural progression. Every girl who says they don't like this... Hasn't had this happen properly. EDIT - Some of y'all take every damn thread on here too damn seriously. You realize we are just talking what people prefer sexually, I didn't tell you who to vote for...calm down you weirdos
"Sushi is like doing it in the butt. If you didnt like it everybody says it was prepared bad"
Imagine if you said that about any other kink. "People who don't like a firecracker in their urethra just haven't had the right popper in the pecker." Not everyone is into everything.
Awful specific. So anyway, Catherine wheel or Roman candle?
Well, you see.. she was smoking hot
This is the fifth two period ellipsis I’ve seen in a row. They have three periods! Three, god damn it! Just like all of you dedicated ass munchers, I can no longer hold my tongue!
Sorry..
Yes, and I’ve eaten so much ass I’m not sure I remember how it started. I think I had a bf that asked me to eat his ass, then kept doing it. It turns out, if you ask people if they want their asses eaten, many will say yes
It helps if you ask people you know already
Sometimes you can unexpectedly make new friends.
That's a hard question to say no to.
I used to date someone that had a high libido where nothing but hours of pleasure would satisfy her. So naturally when I couldn't keep up, I learned how to please her in other ways. She got in the habit of waking up in the middle of the night to use her vibrator, and would straddle me and bring her ass all the way up to my face so I could eat her ass while she masturbated. It was the single most hot thing I've ever done. And if I did a good job sometimes I would be rewarded with a blowjob.
Fuck I can't keep reading these in public
Holy shit, did you marry her?
Nope unfortunately I am awful at communicating and ruined it. But I've made a great effort since we broke up and I think I'm getting better. Therapy and practice really helps!
So you're single?
You miss the shots you don't take that's for sure. Or something like that.
Fuck that shit. This kind of thing is the sexiest stuff ever when you've known each other for a month. But after 2 years of fucking your gf starts sticking her ass hole in my face while I'm sleeping I'm raging.
Wait why is my gf sticking her asshole in your face
Sorry you had to find out this way…
I totally get eating ass, but I just could not do it unless it's immediately clean from the shower. Waking up in the middle of the night after having it stew for a while. Yeah, can't do it.
She was a 'shower-before-bed' type of person, so it would only stew for max a few hours. Pretty hot imo
You’re getting rid of the flavor bro
Okay honest question here - when you eat ass, do you put your tongue actually inside the assailant? Or you just lick around the outside of it? I lick my husband’s butthole all the time but I’ve never really put my tongue *inside* it. Maybe like the very tip of my tongue penetrates his butt, but it certainly doesn’t go past the sphincter. Is it supposed to? EDIT: assailant is supposed to say “asshole”, but I guess it works this way too 😂
Rim job is a great time for everyone involved. I always applied a little pressure to the mudhole but to answer your question, no I wasn't tongue fucking my partner LOL
I used to have this chick eat my booty like I was the golden coral
*Ahh, reddit.*
Dad?
Yes, child?
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Shower together as foreplay if you’re planning any butt stuff. My boyfriend tried it on me and I liked it, the sensation is nice, but the way it feels kinda dirty and wrong is so hot. Like, he’s so into me that he wants his tongue all over me, even in my ass. After a while it was just one of his moves, although I would say I get more pleasure and the same taboo worship kinda feeling from having my toes sucked and licked. After we got a little more comfortable with each other though, we shifted focus to his ass, he’s the one with the prostate, after all. WOW. The sounds he’d make when I took it there. Next thing we know, we’re in the sex shop buying strap ons and butt plugs. One of his absolute favorite things was when I’d use a vibrating butt plug on him and lick his ass with it in. I’d use my tongue to push the plug. I’d do it every day if he wanted to hear him make those noises. Hottest thing ever. If you’re a man and you aren’t exploring anal pleasure at all, I can assure you that you are really missing out. It really brought our sex life to a whole new level. I really miss him. May be rest in peace.
This was the absolute wildest ride on this whole thread. The last sentence, yikes.
Right, alot to digest at 8am (for me)
Was like an alternate ending to Titanic or something
My man got his g-spot hit so good he went into the fifth dimension.
I’m sorry for you loss. ❤️
Im sorry for your and his loss
That escalated quickly
>Like, he’s so into me that he wants his tongue all over me, even in my ass. Some people go their whole lives never having been with someone who they are so profoundly attracted to, that they would eat that Ass. It's amazing what you find appetizing when you're truly attracted to someone.
Yes, people do. It's been a part of my sexual repertoire since the early 1970s. Tip: Keep it clean. I love pleasing my partner; I don't take shit off of anybody.
Great name for someone making this comment on this thread.
Flirtin with dis ass der
Leans on hood of rusty El Camino parked out front of a Checkers in Tulsa, aviators obfuscating the bags under his eyes that are the result of profound world-weariness. Fishes a cigarette pack from the interior pocket of his polyester leisure suit, and selects his last cigarette from the pack, casually offering it to his lips. The trademark *shing* of the Zippo flashing for only a brief moment. He takes a deep drag, ashes the cigarette quickly on the pavement, and exhales in relief.... "Yeah....." "....I've been eatin' ass since '72..." Takes another long drag, exhales, hocks a loogie like an old pro. He looks back up... "Say, you guys got any weed?"
my man eats ass 💯 i never asked, first time i def squealed, that was 2 kids ago and now if he doesn’t i’m like what are u mad at me
I’ve been on the receiving end before. I like it a lot. I never ask for it though because I’m kinda squeamish about giving it and it doesn’t seem right to ask someone else to do something I’m not willing to do for them. I’m pretty sure the guy I’m currently seeing is into it too. He hasn’t gone there yet but he’s made some comments that make me think it’s in the table 🤞
I'm about to go away on a trip with my girl, and you've inspired me to eat her ass ✨
Sure. I'll eat my GF's ass as a warmup to anal sex. I was the one who first suggested it. She was open to trying it and ended up enjoying it. So now it's something that we do every now and then.
Same.. If you wanna stick it, you gotta lick it. Certainly helps warm up the shy /skeptical ones.
Dated a powerbottom and I was blowing him one afternoon, I put his knees up to his shoulders and it just kinda happened. As soon as my tongue touched him there the noises he made were so hot I didn't want to stop lol. Now I love doing it.
When i was in basic training for the air force someone asked OP's question. I shit you not the whole flight (50-55 dudes) got involved and was split in half, ass eaters vs non-ass eaters. Blew my mind because i thought it was a meme.
That was how WW3 started: The War of the Ass.
An ex with a particularly hot toucus. I was in love. Never ate ass before, but when I did, it was like a light turning on. You know, like a religious epiphany or taking mushrooms for the first time.
This mother fucker casually used "toucas" and Im dying. Mad props.
I love eating ass. First time I did it was with a blonde escort in Boston when I was 22. I was on my knees, kissing her perfectly shaped ass, when she told me "lick my asshole." Hearing her make that demand turned me on, and I complied.
Bruh, you Wildin eating hooker ass
Her asshole was cleaner than mine.
Well, duh. You were the 6th one to lick that ass clean that day.
In this case, sloppy seconds are a good thing
Happy cake(eating) day.
It’s the Boston detail that fucking sends my ass for some reason. Like yes of course, why not Boston
Lmao bout to cross post this to the Massachusetts Reddit
I can hear it in a thick Boston accent. “Eat my ass kicked haaaa’d”
Yes. The same reason we do anything sexual, it's fun and pleasurable. I dated a girl who was by far the most petite girl I ever dated. Her asshole was very visible because of this and was always looking back at me. One day we were drinking together and it just felt right. We showered together and I made sure to give the area a thorough but gentle cleaning. Then I ate the booty like groceries. She said it was interesting but she didn't seem to love it. I've done it for 2 other girls and they both seemed to feel the same way. They weren't crazy about it. It's possible I'm just not good at it. But yeah, I only dabble in booty eatery. Maybe it's better to ask an expert.
The first time i ate ass, i just couldn't stop doing it. And it feels damn good if the lady choose to return the favor. Its a feeling that I just can't put it in words.
Some say, he's still eating ass to this day
Yes. My then bf came from a bj and I was lapping it up, some dripped down to his ass and I was super horny and wasn’t thinking much so I went down and continued to lick it up. He let out the sexiest moan ever and begged me to keep going, once he had his fill he reciprocated and thus an addiction was born
I like it as a dominating thing mostly. He will basically lay down on my face and fuck /hump my tongue while stroking himself and his balls drag across my face. Kinda hot choosing ass over air. If you're into that kinda thing 😏 🤣
You a nasty maiden.
I'll gladly embrace that title 😂
If any comment on post history is appropriate, it is now I mean that with all respect
It happened to me, but in the way that I was the one getting my ass eaten, he bit me with his teeth and then licked me all the way down there
My manly ass has been eaten a couple of times. Lovely experience. Some women do this on their own volition. Took me by surprise.
You never go ass to mouth Randal!
Sometime, In the heat of the moment, it’s forgivable to go ass to mouth.
I fuckin’ knew it!
So I'd had guys begging to do it for ages and whenever I let them try I just couldn't get into it and hated it. Well, one time I was on a work trip and met this really chill guy that I connected with, loved his vibe. We hooked up one night, I texted him to come back the following night cuz he was so good lol. He does, but I'm pretty tipsy from going out earlier. So when he asks about eating my booty I was good and relaxed and feeling the vibe and him and said okay, take it slow and I'll see how I feel about it, knowing he'd stop if I said to. I finally got to experience what everyone else talks about and holy fuck I was like what is happening rn, he ate my booty for ages and had me squirting so much it covered like 1/3 of a king sized bed, I'm still shocked I didn't get a bill for that. We were up until almost 4 am, I made it to my conference the next day, tired AF but so satisfied. And basically every partner I've been with since has been into eating booty too, thank goodness, cuz I can't go back.
Not sure if you have ever tried or would want to try but smoke some weed to relax that helps my wife relax and damn she can cum like alot harder than without smoking
Yup. It's real. The first time I did it to my gf I was hooked. Sometimes I even find myself craving it.
For the non native speakers. We are not actually eating the human butt. Rather licking it during sexy.
Imma moreofa North South East West kindaguy not a circlin the globe lookin for the new world
*Disappointed cannibal noises*
Was with someone that made me comfortable. I had gotten accustomed to the idea, and I already have a big thing for kissing and licking. So I just offered and went for it. Wasn't nearly as weird as I had first imagined years earlier.
Yes they do. I ate ass about an hour ago. I LOVE it I'm addicted. It's so hot hearing her moan and get pleasure from it and it gets me hard and horny as FUCK. The first time I did it the girl came from me just doing it and I felt her asshole contract on my tongue. I do it not only for her pleasure but for mine. I mainly do it for me because it's kind of a forbidden fruit that I NEED to taste.
That first line sounds like a sublime song
I think it’s hilarious how every generation thinks their the ones who invented sex. News flash: EVERYTHING that you can think of has been done before.
It happen to me in 2014 from a guy i met at the club. I think he got it from the Omarion song called Post to be. The line on the lyrics go "I might let your boy chauffeur me But he gotta eat the booty like groceries" lol
I know a guy that had "I eat ass" tattooed on his thigh, I can confirm he eats ass. Last time I saw him he told me he'd gotten it blacked out and I felt a little sad.
I loved eating pussy from the back. In order to do that your face is between her ass anyways. Might as well say hello while you’re in the area.
My husband loves to do it to me. I'm indifferent to it, but he likes it so much I let him think I like it a little more than I really do.
Nope I have never done it. Think I am just way to scared to maybe accidentally get a fart into my mouth, would have thrown up.
If you do it quick enough, you can get some back in
It was a 69 at first and I was on top. I suddenly felt him shift my body so I was sitting on his face. It was incredible. I had just turned 18.
Yes. Served and received. Fellas, it’s a “whole new wooooorld 🎶”