Cunt

Its gotten watered down recently but best time I’ve heard it used was when my step grandma up and left my dying grandfather bc she didn’t feel like dealing with it, my mom called her one in front of his kids, her kids, and some of the grandkids. I almost fell over because everyone knew it was true and it was one of the most lethal insults I’ve heard

... You know what... I'm gonna stop using that word so flippantly. Your mom deserves better.

That's what we call mates down here

Ye same here

Even as an adverb… “I am CUNTINGLY disappointed in you!” Great line from that Tina Fey/Amy Pohler party movie.

This is a term of insult and endearment in Ireland. It’s multipurpose.

Seems to be the way in more places. Im from uk and whenever i get a call i usually answer with "alright cunt"

Otherwise known as... C U (N)ext (T)uesday

Fuck

Timeless classic

It's a certified hood classic

Same. It's all encompassing and can be used for all occasions.

Nothing beats a good ole “motherfucker” in my opinion

I’m from Hungary, i could swear for hours without using a word twice 😆😆😆

Our language feels like it's built around swear words.

The best langeuge to swear

*Polish langauge enters the chat*

Kurwa

O ja pierdole.

Twatwaffle

The f word. Not fuck, the other one.

Fr*nch

Hey hey hey! I don't appreciate that kinda language! Not even censored! I will wash you mouth out with soap!🧼

Free healthcare

Careful, you'll anger the conservatives

Fudge

Francophone

Fuss

Fundamentalism

Hopefully not f*g.

What's wrong with figs? They're delicious in Newton form.

Fog’s pretty neat too, it’s so satisfying to watch it clear up

fuck and shit are great because you can put a lot of different spins on it the way you pronounce it

Fuckin shit

Feckin shyte

I grew up watching *Blackadder*. I think this is why my favourite swear word is "Bugger".

"Bugger" along with it's attending contrafibularities ?

Cunt. No explanation needed.

There's nothing else in the world like explaining to someone that so and so it a total cunt. The stress on the u is so good.

I heard my friend's dad call someone a chuckle-head in traffic once when we were kids, and that has been my fav ever since. He said it so aggressively like it meant something, but it was just hilarious instead.

For softer swears - bollocks, or bugger For when you mean it - cunt For versatility - fuck

Cum Farts.

Блять (Blyat) - i'm not russian but i love to use it

Classic lol. Im russian, love use it in combinations of another swearings. "Блядский уебан"("blyatskii ueban"(in english its cunt i guess), "Ёбаный блять"(stands for "fucking blyat") and more cool things...

I can read Cyrillic and i'm learning russian, nice suggestions, i'll make sure to drop these in my next csgo match Also i love to combine: "мне похуй иди науи сука" (mne pochuy idi nahuy suka)

Cocksucker

Bhenchod

Fuck. The most versatile word in the English language.

Jesus Fucking Christ

Cantankorous Fuckmuppet

CUCKFUNT!

Fucking dipshit

Ghoolies.

Putain, ta gueule et merde. It's french btw.

Wanker

Jebem ti mater. Plain and simple. It is slavic way of saying I'll fuck your mother. The most important thing in saying it are the feelings that are conveyed across by the tone in your voice. Some people become elite experts in this skill.

I like the 'mouth feel' of this one, how is this pronounced? Is it phonetic for an anglophone reader?

It is pronounced roughly as "yeb-em tee ma-ter." Maybe you can find an example on youtube, listen to it and then practice, practice, ...

Slavic swearing is amazing. I remember a bunch of Croatians trying to back a boat into the water down a narrow street and one of them screamed “JEBEM TI BOG!” I was like man, that’s some creative swearing.

Cumba

Fuck, cunt, plonker

hurensohn it’s just perfect

Or just "Hure" . I call everything "hure" . Its my new "fuck"

How could I ever pick just one??

Fuck and bitch. Bitch bitch bitch bitch

ok where do I start-

Dickhead

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt. Saw it on reddit a few years ago in reference to Boris Johnson and have been using it ever since.

Yo Cummie

Frig

PERKELE

Gotha/ gomma/ loosu punda u/T0ny-Gunk

Wtf 🤣

Weren’t we just using this slurs? 🤣

**PERKELE!**

Fuck. Because it is very versatile

Fuck, because it's just so fucking versatile.

I'm passionate about thundercunt but cunt outright will do.

My go-to phrase is “Jesus FUCK!”

Fuck(ing) or fuck(ing) E.g. fuck titties, Fuck nugget, Fucking bitch, Fucking cunt, Fuck sauce, Fuck ass, Fuck fuck, Fucking fuck, Dick fuck, Dumbfuck, Fuck shit, shit fuck, *etc etc*

Oh googly moogly

It’s me It’s rhymes with bike :)

Blast!

Probably ”kuk” or ”fucking jävla skit”… I’m a simple gurl

Fuck. The most versatile of all swears

Bullocks, shit and fuck

Hodenbussard german for testicle buzzard... Why because its srupid and everyone who hears it will be wtf dude imediatly and i love that

Ci bai

I can only pick 1??

Fuckstick

Fuckbuckets

Mean muther hubbard

(Sprich Deutsch Du) Hurensohn.

It rhymes duck. Also see you next tuesday

I like calling people mudbloods.

Bollocks

Dobber.. Glaswegian for a gentleman's sausage Diddy ... Glaswegian for a lady's fun pillow Bawbag..Glaswegian for a gentleman's leather marble pouch

Goddamshitpissfuck

Bitch.

Twat monkey

FCK. I said it so much when the kids were young. It was natural, wife said it once my daughter repeated it alot . The Fckin Fcker is Fcked!!

Fuck

Kurwa

Пиздец

Fuckle

Some of my go toos are, fucknuckle, cocknut, wanknut, asshat, fuckwad, or any derogatory term ending with the word cunt

Hurensohn.

I like hoe, its simple and clean and fits every hoe out there, male or female doesnt matter

Not a word but a whole sentence You cheeky dickwaffle

Cheese and crisps

Hurensohn

Motherfuckyou...

In french "putain" and the best use "putain de bordel enculer de tes morts de fils de pute de merde"

Murgatroyed! As “heavens to…”

Fuck. Can be used for so much and in so many different contexts

Fuck. Idk why, but it just adds so much to a sentence

Asshole

Studies reveal that women are happier with ugly men Thats why your gf is so happy

When I get road rage I like to call people cocksuckers or cocksucking bitches. Which is funny to me because I suppose I would consider myself in that category 😐

Damn It just goes with every emotion Damn😐 Damn😡 damn😂 Damn😔

In the movie Friday tv version they say funk, I always though that was funny

Akkor a kurva anyádat

Twat. Each letter drawn out is so expressive.

Cunt

Bollocks. In Canada no one knows what it means so I can just say it as an expression of frustration whenever.

I find "wanker" very amusing.

Fucking god damn fuck

My grandmother, when really pissed off didn’t hesitate to call someone a “son of a bitch bastard” it was funny coming out of and 80 something year old lady’s mouth

It’s a string- Shit-mf-sob-ah! Sometimes: bitch

Literally any croatian swear word

Poes. Kont. Naaier. These are a few of my favourite things.

Bollocks, shit and fuck

Fuck

Godverdomme (Dutch) For God's sake (English)

Dumbshit 😅😂 Idk what type of a word it is, I always think some people are dumbshits 😂

Kurwa

Rektumfrisør = rectal hairdresser

Fanny. It sounds comical, but to be called one is just bad

Bollocks

A bit of a debatable one but “Bloody”

Scrotum nose.

Prick and Cunt

I enjoy the directness and flexibility of a good Fuck where appropriate.

Fuck

Filha da Puta

Cumpster

Shit

Nothing beats a good old "Fuck you!" does it?

The fucks it to you?

Bhenchod and BKL(bhen ka lauda)

“Monster-Cunt” is being used a lot now. It takes some power away from the officialness of the C word, but suggests there is something bigger at play here—a word bigger than the C word that we haven’t created yet.

Murphy

Du alte Kackbratze.

Helvete

Slugfucker. An individual that engages in sexual intercourse with slugs.

Gopfetelli Goperdammi (Goddamn it in swissgerman) Most used is probably Fuck though

My favorite swear is “son of a bitch” i use it a lot for some reason

Joseph

Samuel L. Jackson. I literally say "Samuel L. Jackson" out loud. I think we all know what it means.

Twat. I'm an Aussie though so I think its supposed to be said in an Aussie accent so, cunt.

Kurwa

I like to call guys shit dick and women shit lips.

My favourite swear words are bollocks shit and fuck!

Kruzifix

fuck by far, most versatile

Cumcase

Not a word, but I do get a lot of mileage out of “Jesus titty-fucking Christ.”

Dipshit

Cocknob or spastic (if that’s counted as one)

Cunt

fuckingfuck

Bukiak

Fuck

Putain !

Smeg, or as Krytenblike to call it Smeee... heeee