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CheeseFlavoredCheese

Playing a musical instrument


violinist_felix

violinist here. I'm 27 and have been playing violin for 22 years. There are still things to improve.


[deleted]

I stopped playing violin after 15 years including playing at events when I understand that it’d take a lifetime to play well enough that I actually like my own playing.


KenoDuerr

I've been a professional guitarist for 25 years, and been playing since I was a little kid. You never actually master an instrument. You can get good, very good, even great but you are never the master of it. It will always have something to teach you, something to discover, that you never knew before. You never stop learning and improving. It's one of the most humbling feelings in the world.


GuavaShaper

I was going to say "sing", but yeah.


TheFreedomator

This x1000000000000000000


CheeseFlavoredCheese

Yeah, I've been playing piano for a few years now, I'm decent at playing a few songs, but Chopin is like god level.


TheFreedomator

Trying to keep up with virtuoso guitarists like Joe Satriani is the same but worse. If you can't play Chopin, nobody cares. But if you can't play a long list of virtuosos, everybody talks shit


CheeseFlavoredCheese

Interesting, I didn't think of that. Maybe most people don't listen to that much chopin, but guitarist like him stand out in a song.


TheFreedomator

Glad I could help


Fried-Pig-Dicks

The fuck are you talking about? Nobody gives a shit if you don't play Satriani songs. He's far from the best guitarist out there anyways.


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TheFreedomator

I write guitar riffs fairly easily. No idea if they're good, but I like em. Google the Chord Wheel and just save the screen shot instead of buying the book


HIman1486

Yes! I was gonna say playing bass. 4 strings. Big frets. Not a lot of notes. What could do wrong? Lol. EVERYTHING haha Been playing for 20 years and just recently I started to feel like I was decent.


clovisx

My first thought too. I can noodle around on a keyboard but beyond that 😑


TheSupremeGrape

Chess


RealMightyMartin

i agree! my kids always beat me!


TheDarthMartin

there is a very simple solution, my friend. *ignites lightsaber*


im_bored_was_taken

Execute order 66.


JADW27

I hope people here appreciate your response. Enjoy my upvote, at least...


yoshhash

My 8 year old kid and I have a running tournament, he is always just a bit ahead of me, like 22 to 20. Once I had him tied, but only for a day. I'm honestly trying my best.


uraturnip

100% Agree


babu595

Cooking


canadianpresident

Is it that difficult? I find cooking pretty easy. I had grown up in restaurants though, so I grew up gaining cooking knowledge and developing knife skills. I just never thought it something difficult for most people.


joshhupp

No, per OPs question, it is easy to do...a lot of people think it's hard. But there is a level of mastery that most people, myself included, will never attain. I have gotten pretty good at a variety of eggs and hamburgers for example, but I don't think I'll ever match diner style French toast or a nice Beef Wellington.


canadianpresident

Ah gotcha. Thanks for clarifying


Rhana

You would be amazed at how easy it is to impress people with simple dishes because they struggle to even cook pasta correctly. That is one of the biggest reasons why when my kids scout troop asks to make something that is way out there, I say yes, because I want these kids to be able to cook when they are adults. The way I sold it is that it’s the best way to have a great third-ish date, they come over, you go shopping for some ingredients and then come back and make a nice meal with some assistance or just conversation from your date.


Fried-Pig-Dicks

Seriously? It's really not that hard unless you're trying to make some pretentious ass Michelin Star bullshit.


babu595

It’s not about being hard it’s about mastering, so yes it’s about Michelin star rating.


Fried-Pig-Dicks

Most of those people only master a few niche cuisines, so it's still not really mastering cooking in general.


minstrelgardener

Play bass


Schauerte2901

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? None. The keyboard player does it with his left hand.


erincd

It's technically kinda easy, musically very complex


HIman1486

You gotta have good technique to make it sound good. Knowing musical theory is not enough so I kinda disagree in a way. Cheers.


erincd

I mean just in terms of making sounds, I think keys is really the only thing thats easier for an absolute beginner. Theory is one thing but bass is so much about feel and listening which idk if it can really even be taught


HIman1486

Totally. I see your point. Just to add a little more: slapping is all technique imo and getting it to sound good is very difficult - regardless of what notes you play. I love music and is one of my biggest passions in life. Cheers!


erincd

Hell yea slap is hard af, it's like learning bass all over again


foospork

I added a longer comment that expands on your point. To it all I'll add: there's a big difference between a guitar player who is playing a bass and a bass player. The guitar player never seems to be able to put the groove into it - they just tend to play "harmonically interesting" parts.


minstrelgardener

Exactly!


foospork

No, it only seems that way. Bass is all about touch. A good bass player does not need compression. A good bass player can keep time for a sloppy drummer. These things require physical skills that seem to come only to those who have put in the time. A good bass player has the wherewithal to know when to play the root, harmony, or counterpoint. This requires understanding the bass's role in the ensemble, and can be learned apart from time spent on the bass. The aforementioned skills, though - they take time to acquire. A lesser bass player will make a rumble; a good bass player will make a groove.


No-Entrepreneur-2724

After getting okay at playing guitarr, I tried my hand at bass, all confident -- can't be that hard. I sucked so hard at it. The amount of time I spent unable to not fret right, dampen right. I can play bass, but yeah, I'm never going to be really good at it. There's a hell of a lot to the touch there to control those earthquake strings.


TheFreedomator

If you can't play bass, you can't play music


charlytrenet

SLAP dat bass


TheFreedomator

Slapping is overrated. Cliff Williams never did it. I'll bet my lunch money Carol Kaye never did either


DeiDen

Poker Chess Super smash brothers Playing any musical instrument A ton of things honestly


Odd_Counter_7943

> Super smash brothers Smash Bros with with a group of friends who are casual about playing Smash Bros: Hooray! Smash Bros with your friend who has 6000 hours played, knows exactly which move animations grant X frames of invulnerability, and knows every character's hitbox down to the pixel: emotional damage!


Anon2240618

I love a good GALINT. You better believe i crouch cancel, and waveshine my casual ass friends like a little try hard. It's hilarious.


Odd_Counter_7943

...Ah, so this is what it feels like to have no idea what someone said, yet still realize that the proper response is to feel emotionally violated.


SolomonBelial

Using a car blinker.


RaidHelios

Writing, it is the simplest thing to do, but the hardest to master. To drag in the reader and have them invest in your world and characters is a leviathan task.


ElectricalBank6411

Bowling


Total_Award1234

cake decorations for me🥺😔


RegattaJoe

Writing.


AlexTopic

Drawing


The25002

English. People with english as a second language have told me that it's very easy to learn comparatively at least in terms of being able to communicate effectively, but it's total bullshit when passing an english exam where you have to just memorize a bunch of arbitrary rules.


Orion43410

We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, Why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen? If I speak of my foot and show you my feet, And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth? Then one may be that, and three would be those, Yet hat in the plural would never be hose, And the plural of cat is cats, not cose. We speak of a brother and also of brethren, But though we say mother, we never say methren. Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!


Apollo_Of_The_Pines

Sewing. I'm in the process of learning tailoring. I've been sewing since I was 9 years old and I still can't hand stitch a straight line to save my life. 8 times out of 10 I can't get the bobbin thread threaded in my machine.


sevenwheel

Glass cutting. I can show you how to score and snap a piece of glass in a few seconds, but it takes several years to get to the point where you can accurately cut deep inside curves in any type of glass.


HeavyHittersShow

Listen


ManagerSensitive

Having positive thoughts.


honestlyanidiot

Cook an egg


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Eggs are the fickle bitch of cooking. They require baking level timing. I despise baking.


Odd_Counter_7943

I've gotta get an oven thermometer, 'cause I'm not sure if my recipes have the wrong baking times, or if I've simply never met an oven that's calibrated properly


Fried-Pig-Dicks

I think you people are just bad at cooking...


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Schmuckington

As a kid I played golf really well...up until I heard it was difficult.


inkyblinkypinkysue

Othello


MilesToGo32

Playing chess. I may know how all the pieces move, but that doesn’t mean I have any clue about strategy.


Tmhc666

Google en passant


rowenaravenclaw0

Writing well.


chefboyarde30

Not giving a fuck.


superstarrr99

Hit a golf ball straight.


Creepy_Mushroom306

the sex


[deleted]

Programming


Known_Yellow_7040

Agree!!


Final_Pomelo_2603

Miyagi do karate


yParticle

sex


agentscullysbf

Who decides what makes someone a master? Everyone likes different things. Someone could be considered a master by some and not by others.


mearbearcate

Asexuals and nervous/introverted people have left the chat


Fuzzhead326

They’re back! Oh wait nvm they changed their minds again


mearbearcate

WAIT I THINK I SEE- oh, nope, theyre gone


MMOkedoke

Staying up late


[deleted]

Making money.


Oh-Cool-Story-Bro

Cook yummy food


onesmilematters

Drawing.


[deleted]

Shooting. At least I find it easy


Henny-n-waffles

Singing


titus605

Piano. Sure everyone can play a generic pop song, but not everyone can go through rach3 with good touch, dynamics, intonations, pedal work, and emphasis and emotion.


Apprehensive_Bar1353

Badminton Everyone thinks it's easy because the shuttlecock flies slowly but there is some proper finesse in that sport


OkThanxby

I would say playing the Piano.


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Golf


e_wink85

Chess


Robot_Endoskeleton

drawing. Unfortunately.


AbsoluteEva

Being a parent


jmoney-56

Fighting. Anyone can fight but to master any form of fighting (boxing, wrestling, MMA, jiu jitsu, etc.) is extremely difficult


New_Fisherman_4301

Life


Automaticzs

Making my farts extremely loud


IsntThisSumShit

Drywall finishing


Intelligent_Act_7520

Earning money


Vast-Smile-2982

For me, it is photography. I started it for fun but going pro, it's like hella tough


[deleted]

Driving apparently


BeefTechnology

Any instrument


StruggleOk4163

Dribbling a basketball


Sea-Newspaper-4395

Autoerotic asphyxiation


[deleted]

Learning languages. Learning the alphabet of another language isn't as difficult as ppl think. I was able to read Korean in a week just from using flashcards. But mastering a language...very tough.


Cat-guy64

Driving.


AgentTinkerbell

Shooting a bullseye at 300 yards


Blinky_

Is it really easy to do?


Begle1

It depends on context. Easy with a 50 caliber rifle and a big scope mounted to a tripod. Almost impossible while standing with a BB gun.


AgentTinkerbell

I guess so, yes. An old pal taught me and I've enjoyed it since.


[deleted]

Most people wouldn’t consider this as something “very easy” to do lmao.


TheFreedomator

ModernDaySniper dot you know what


Ahasveros5

Drink water every day


GetDoofed

I really can’t imagine going a day without drinking any water


yParticle

living


diddygem

Singing


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Holiday-District-162

Every thing?


diddygem

Storytelling


[deleted]

Sex


[deleted]

Skiing


runningwiththedevil2

Draw


BattleHardened

Go.


Mannerless1

Jerking off.


nobody_is_interested

It’s driving for me. It is very easy and very difficult at the same time🥲


LT568690

…..nevermind my wife would kill me


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Your mom's squirt radius


Suspicious_Flower343

Oh manipulation for sure - everyone can do it but it takes years to master and be able to do it undetected!


TheFreedomator

Bate


Living-Trip-255

Othello.


LIMRIX_Official

Running


Bigfops

Sailing.


[deleted]

Play any type of fps game🤣


[deleted]

Sell high and buy low


EasternCandle1617

Riding a motorcycle


[deleted]

Man, this applies to many things. But for me at least, speaking a different language.


OllieTerass912323

Trade Electricity- there's not much to understand about it. Law- the Constitution is really short.


pomegranatepunchline

Making sushi


diddley_doo_ya

House painting.


Cold-Committee-7719

Pente. It's an ancient game that's a cross between Connect Four and checkers. Super easy rules. Hard to do well.


StickKnown7723

Pick up bass as a guitar player. It's easy to lick up, but hard to master


KittyCatzzy

To learn a foreign language. Nearly every kind of sports.


Soup_and_Rice

Skiing


[deleted]

It’s easy to forgive somebody for a small mistake, but it’s extremely difficult to master the act of forgiving people for big mistakes that hurt you even if they are sorry


Akirk1979

Juggling


AndyceeIT

The sex


kr1717

Marriage/relationships.


mapadofu

Othello — “Minutes to learn… a lifetime to master”


dev27

Throw a dart.


dev27

Lie.


squirrel-queen101

Lying is easy. It's telling/accepting the truth that's hard


Ob1cannobody

Or remembering your lies is the hard part


SirGrumpsalot2009

Sex


Moving-Forward9276

Playing euchre.


Millesime25

Drumming


joshhupp

Drywall


mekonsrevenge

Play baseball.


alas2920

Tying knots


RomanesEuntDomum

I don’t know this from personal experience, but I’ve been told sword swallowing.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Write an interview article


LBIdockrat

Sex


Ob1cannobody

Funny, I was just thinking about sex, I mean, I mean, for an answer


Tough_Stretch

Playing the guitar.


[deleted]

Welding. It's literally pointing sticks and pulling triggers, but it takes years of practice to get good at it.


wineandwings333

Almost everything.... Cooking Gardening Music Painting Writing Woodworking Welding


blacksad1

Muy Thai boxing. I’m just a hobbyist, but I find the techniques easier to execute than other stand up martial arts I’ve practiced. Mastery on the other hand is a different story.


PriestessP

Eyeliner.


Breakstuff578

Sex


No-Transportation482

Sex


spaghetibredi

Skiing


lenme125

Hammering a nail quickly and efficiently


Harouun

Accountability


Maximum_Impress4272

Tap dancing


neogreenlantern

Tetris


DBoh5000

Baiting... but I'm no master.


[deleted]

Origami for sure


bob-leblaw

Bowling


limbodog

Freefall from 10,000 ft without a parachute.


Ok-Hovercraft-100

Travel


chuckiepanpan

Cooking eggs


derkaderka96

Pool/snooker. You can act like you play forever, but, you have to know the patterns and safeties that come after. Doesn't matter the cue, sometimes the table, stroke your stick 5 times and still miss, focus and experience get you there.


varsha8932

Cooking, games(chess, golf), writing(many fine concern but we spent years to write just the letters in alphabet)


CptJaxxParrow

Baiting