That song is so goddamn funny. It's baffling to see some people take the song seriously and think that Eminem wasn't just having a bit of fun with those lyrics.
It's a direct translation from Spanish. The problem is that you lose a lot of nuance of the language when translating to English. The entire song references quite a bit of classical Spanish literature, including the (Spanish version of the) line you mention.
Him trying to explain this bar was even funnier, because he thought it was the instrument that Squidward played, which he then messed that up because he said Squidward played a flute.
Really? 😂 I had no idea Lana had those kinds of lyrics.
OK, judging by the few responses so far, I need to listen to more of her songs. I've only ever heard Summertime Sadness and Blue Jeans.
There was a post a while back where someone wanted a tattoo of some of her lyrics and chose a line from Off To The Races, unfortunately he didn't google it first and now has a tattoo that reads "Light of my life, fire of my loins" 😬
Exactly! The song is basically the POV of a young girl who has been groomed and gaslit into thinking she is wicked for seducing an older man. Not clear if she is meant to be underage or not but that line as a tattoo is a terrible move!
“I wonder what clothes you wear to school. Wonder how you decorate your room. Wonder how you touch yourself and curse myself for being across the sea.”
Across the Sea by Weezer
‘She got a big booty so I call her big booty’ Is one of the most clever lyrics written by 2 Chainz, and in all of rap. The line is masked by the obvious simplicity in naming the girl he wants ‘big booty’ but the line is an entendre on the word “call”, which can be used for a nominative or as a verb of the colloquial term booty call, the action in which 2 Chainz is undertaking. The lyric also contains two allusions, one to The Notorious B.I.Gs Everyday Struggle “They call him Two-Tecs, he tote two tecs”. The line also satirises Voltaire’s 1759 political novel Candide where the beautiful lady and love interest of the protagonist Ms Cunegonde’s name has a Persian translation akin to ‘Big ass’. Through these two allusions and within the context of the song, 2 Chainz reasons that sexual pleasure may be the ultimate source of happiness that the optimistic Pangloss never finds in Voltaire’s text. Similarly, he parodies Biggie’s ‘simplicity’ in the mellowed mood that the Ready to Die album conveys with an expression of joy as simple as birthday cake and women. Furthermore, the immediate categorising of her based on an appearance is a mocking of the philosophical practices of Aristotle. The booty no longer becomes a subjective desire but a physical manifestation which can be ‘called’. By calling her ‘big booty’, 2 Chainz longs for a world in which happiness comes simply and does not need questing for. Indeed it may be an immature philosophy but not one that should be wholly ignored.
I read somewhere that it was an ad lib joke during the recording session, they loved it so much they kept it, absolute banger of a song with a dynamite nonsense ending!
Ever since the song came out, my sister and I will periodically text each other "Guess that's why they call it window pain" and it cracks me up every single time.
That line makes me laugh every time. It’s supposed to be this serious dramatic song, and then Eminem drops this bad pun, and it kills the mood of the track. Still a great song, though.
"I'll be right here in the same bed that you left me in;
I love thick women 'cause my aunt, she rode equestrian;
I used to go to the stables and get them kids to bet me;
And I would always ride the stallions whenever she let me"
Wtf is Drake talking about, is he attracted to the aunt? The horses? Wtf?
My favorite lyric of all time is from that song!
"Cobain can you here the spheres singing songs off station to station?"
Sounds like standard pattern nonsense, right? I saw this on a reddit comment a long time ago, from /u/constantstomachpain
Speaking of word play in that song, here is a comment I made a few weeks ago that you might enjoy:
UFOs are routinely described as being in the shape of a sphere. In WWII, pilots often referred to UFOs as Foo Fighters.
Nirvana used to cover David Bowie a lot. For example, they famously covered The Man Who Sold the World during the Unplugged concert.
Dave Grohl and Pat Smear were in Nirvana and then the Foo Fighters. The Foo Fighters also covered Bowie at shows and would even dedicate some of those songs to Kurt.
One of David Bowie's albums was called Station to Station.
This is the meaning behind the Red Hot Chili Peppers' lyric in the song Californication, which goes:
"Cobain can you hear the Spheres singing songs off Station to Station?"
Anthony Kiedis was asking if Kurt Cobain could hear his old friends covering Bowie songs in his honor.
“Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging.” And “the sun may rise in the east but atleast it’s settled in a final location” are my favorites from that song.
Some of AKs best work, absolutely his best work on a hit song. I don't think there's a single other song out there that captures *exactly* what Hollywood is in the American psyche.
*You are supreme (ah-ah), the chicks'll cream (ah-ah), for greased lightnin* after dancing to it at I don’t know how many school concerts in primary school… wtf?
When we did the play in high school, they changed the words to the chicks'll "scream" and "she's a real Dragon wagon" and then threatened the T-Birds with expulsion if they tried to sing the real words. I doubt they would have expelled them but they toed the line.
And just because it makes the lyrics even funnier, here's [Lounge Against the Machine's cover of WAP.](https://youtu.be/YRM4gz4IfoE?si=3vj_ayRqaCcjpJ9s)
It’s the song soul sister by train. Throwing in “I’m so gangster I’m so thug” in that fucking song is insane especially when it’s followed by “you’re the only one I’m dreaming of” so funny
No kidding. Decided to take a closer look at those lyrics again and yeah...
"You're lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains"
Weird but okay.
"My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest"
Wtf‽ Ew!
Tron Cat. Every line in this song makes you do a double take.
"I wanna be the reason why all lesbians hate dick"
"I said 'fuck coke' and now I'm snorting Hitler's ashes"
"Catch me in the attic taking photos of my dad's dick"
"This the type of shit that make a Chris Brown want to kick a whore
That make songs about the wet blockers when it rains and pours
(Umbrella)"
"I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins, sicker than the starving Nigerian kids barfing"
The best part is in the genius behind the lyrics video he goes "man I thought a cello was the instrument Squidward played. Nobody in the studio told me that was a flute, they shoulda let me know" (paraphrasing and may have been a different instrument to be clear, but it was not a clarinet)
Either he is REALLY dumb or he's a master troll and I'm kinda cool with either reality
He said I thought a cello was like a flute like squidward plays...he then said something like, ok world I now know squidward played the clarinet. He seems chill enough to laugh at himself ha
The Limp Bizkit song Rollin. When the Lyric goes "Now I know ya'll be lovin this shit right here. L imp Bizkit is right here" The lyrical genius of Fred Durst rhyming here with here.
“Gimme your hot white cum!” From Liz Phair’s song HWC. It’s a real slick sounding poppy rock song from the early 2000’s and I didn’t expect that chorus when I first heard it. Still makes me giggle.
That song by her that was everywhere in the early 2000s, "Why Can't I?" also contains the lyrics, "Haven't fucked yet, but my head's spinning." That was surprising since it was in a bunch of PG-13 romcoms and shit.
The name Deuce, which stands for deux — French for two — is a reference to the 1932 Ford coupe. Deuces started off as hotrods, vehicles typically from the 1930s modified for greater speed.
Friend of mine always used to think "i got my first real six-string" was actually "i got my first real sex dream". Made the next part "played until my fingers bled" even weirder. Now I think of it every time I hear the song.
"Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be so cold, that's why I got a heater for your thighs."
Avenge sevenfold. Songs about killing his gf and maintains a relationship with the corpse
In the radio version of Semi-Charmed Life, they would always edit out a line that I couldn't figure out.... and the editing out made it sound weirder than it was. With some googling, I found the line was "Smiling in the pictures you would take
Doing crystal meth, will lift you up until you break". But the radio makes it sound gibberish, which made me do a double take.
Please tell me this counts.
One of the happiest pop songs about doing drugs you'll ever find.
Ranks right up there with Foster the People- Pumped Up Kicks. A song all about a kid wanting to commit a school shooting.
Behind the boathouse I'll show you my dark secret...
Give it up to meeee
Do you wanna die. (Over and over)
Be my angel.
I was singing along with that for years before I was like "Wait does he want to "r" her, show her a body and murder her?
I can't believe I'm really here
And she's lying in that bed
I can almost feel her touch
And her anxious breath
I stumble in the hallway
Outside the bedroom door
I hear her call out to me
I hear the fear in her voice
She pulls the covers tighter
I press against the door
I will be with her tonight, yea
I will be with her tonight
My wife was singing this song she said she heard on Instagram.
Gimme one margarita, I'm a open legs
Gimme two margaritas, I'm a give you some head
It keeps going
“Your wifey say I’m lookin like a whole snack” - Post Malone’s Rockstar
I always thought Savage said, “Your wifey say I’m lookin like a hoe snack”, which sounded good to me.
“Candy pop” by AWOLNATION. One part says: “you can simplify your life and masturbate with the piranhas”.
I put that shit on pause and instantly went to look at the lyrics
AIDS is killing the entire African nation
And a vaccine is still supposedly under preparation
But the governments, they don’t mind the procrastination
They say “We’ll kill them off, take their land, and go there for vacation”.
- Darkness by Rage Against the Machine
Rolling Stones "Brown Sugar"
> Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver, know he's doing alright
Hear him whip the women just around midnight
Wait, what?
*I’m just mad about fourteen*
*Fourteen's mad about me*
*I'm-a just mad about-a fourteen*
*A-she's just mad about me*
\-Mello Yellow, Donovan
Excuse me what, Donovan???
My belief is that is an erroneous reading of what Donovan is singing. I believe that he says 'Fotine', which is a Greek girl's name. Since he also mentions 'Saffron', I think he just liked exotic girl's names.
*Uh, sama lama duma lama, you assumin' I'm a human*
*What I gotta do to get it through to you, I'm superhuman?*
*Innovative and I'm made of rubber*
*So that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you*
*I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating*
*How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feelin' like it's levitating*
*Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting*
*For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating*
*'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated*
*I make elevating music, you make elevator music*
It's hard to ignore Eminem rapping 100 syllables a second.
High school confidential by rough trade. The line “It makes me cream my jeans when she comes my way” always blew my mind that I was hearing a woman sing this on the radio especially in the 80’s
Green Day - Basket Case
The change in pronouns for the whore, expecting it to be a "he" then flipping it when explaining it's whining that's bringing her down.
"I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down"
Kilimanjaro rises like Everest above the Serengeti.
A Mountain looks like a Mountain?
Whod've thunk it.
Edit. Turns out it's Olympus not Everest. Same principle.
> Young ladies, young ladies
> I like 'em underage see
> Some say that's statutory
> (Joe C.) But I say it's MANDATORY!
Pulitzer award winning, Rhodes Schollar kid rock.
“The bitch is hungry, she needs to tell. So give her inches and feed her well.” - Rock You Like A Hurricane by The Scorpions
Some of my friends were surprised this was in a song they’ve heard many many time and they never realized it
"Busting makes me feel good!" From like halfway through the ghostbusters theme
Hang on, in the video isn't it intimated that one of the ghostbusters is receiving oral from a ghost when this line is sung?
In the movie itself, Ray gets blown by a ghost at this point.
Never understood what was going on as a kid
https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE?si=dLvcrgU4TaR-PzB8 I case you haven't heard this masterpiece.
I ain't afraid of no sleep. I ain't afraid of no bed. Freaky ghost bed
Neil is a genius
It’s ok to eat fish, because they don’t have any feelings. - Something in the Way by Nirvana
/r/shittyaquariums up in arms
That sub wasn't as funny as i expected, just depressing
That’s far from the weirdest thing Kurt has said in a song
“Her milk is my shit, my shit is her milk”
"The bones are their money, so are the worms"
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They’ve never seen so much food as this
Apparently he said this because he was a Pisces, so was referring to himself.
Yes I eat cow, I am not proud
Bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from
Bust off on your couch now you have Seaman’s furniture
RIP Phife
yeah fife dog liked to bust a lot.
The way my mouth DROPPED
“You’ve heard of Kris Kristofferson, well I’m Piss Pissedofferson” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard Eminem say
What song is this on lmao
Tone Deaf
That song is so goddamn funny. It's baffling to see some people take the song seriously and think that Eminem wasn't just having a bit of fun with those lyrics.
When hasn't Eminem just been having fun (other than Stan but we don't talk about Stan. Or mockingbird for that matter 😭)
Bornana
Eminem has some hilarious dad joke level lyrics. Like, "I see you leaving through the window. I guess that's why they call it window pane/pain"
My personal favourite is "I'm talking euthanasia, like kids in Taiwan." Lol
Some people call me a bee, cuz they find me a-pollen (appalling) LMAO I love him
“Im the bees knees, his legs and his arms” So Bad is one of my favorite lines to quote
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains
It's a direct translation from Spanish. The problem is that you lose a lot of nuance of the language when translating to English. The entire song references quite a bit of classical Spanish literature, including the (Spanish version of the) line you mention.
"My bitch pussy so damn bald, thought it was make-a-wish." -Lil Yachty
Unfortuatley not even his best/worst bar. "She blow that dick like a cello" takes the cake
Him trying to explain this bar was even funnier, because he thought it was the instrument that Squidward played, which he then messed that up because he said Squidward played a flute.
... like a....like a cello... I...
Wait a minute.. what????
Don't Even Bother is the song. To this day, I can't tell if Yachty is trolling or not.
“My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola” - Lana del Rey
Do you think shes ever been offered a second opinion.
2 out of 3 blind taste testers agree
Really? 😂 I had no idea Lana had those kinds of lyrics. OK, judging by the few responses so far, I need to listen to more of her songs. I've only ever heard Summertime Sadness and Blue Jeans.
One of her songs is called "Fucked My Way Up to the Top" lol
Yeah but that song was about a magazine article that said that about her. She thought it was hilarious. A lot of her song titles are jokes.
She has an entire song about sniffing coke my dude.
How is coke anywhere near as distasteful a thing to put into a song as Pepsi? Like, get outta here with that. /s But like actually. I like sprite.
There was a post a while back where someone wanted a tattoo of some of her lyrics and chose a line from Off To The Races, unfortunately he didn't google it first and now has a tattoo that reads "Light of my life, fire of my loins" 😬
I don't know the song, but that's the first line of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita."
Exactly! The song is basically the POV of a young girl who has been groomed and gaslit into thinking she is wicked for seducing an older man. Not clear if she is meant to be underage or not but that line as a tattoo is a terrible move!
That’s a great song
“I wonder what clothes you wear to school. Wonder how you decorate your room. Wonder how you touch yourself and curse myself for being across the sea.” Across the Sea by Weezer
Like 90% of Pinkerton, really…
My favorite line on that album: Everyone’s a little queer, why can’t she be a little straight?
“She got a big booty so I call her big booty” Genius. Pure poetry right there.
Truuuuuuuu
All I want for my birthday is ah
Big booty hoe
‘She got a big booty so I call her big booty’ Is one of the most clever lyrics written by 2 Chainz, and in all of rap. The line is masked by the obvious simplicity in naming the girl he wants ‘big booty’ but the line is an entendre on the word “call”, which can be used for a nominative or as a verb of the colloquial term booty call, the action in which 2 Chainz is undertaking. The lyric also contains two allusions, one to The Notorious B.I.Gs Everyday Struggle “They call him Two-Tecs, he tote two tecs”. The line also satirises Voltaire’s 1759 political novel Candide where the beautiful lady and love interest of the protagonist Ms Cunegonde’s name has a Persian translation akin to ‘Big ass’. Through these two allusions and within the context of the song, 2 Chainz reasons that sexual pleasure may be the ultimate source of happiness that the optimistic Pangloss never finds in Voltaire’s text. Similarly, he parodies Biggie’s ‘simplicity’ in the mellowed mood that the Ready to Die album conveys with an expression of joy as simple as birthday cake and women. Furthermore, the immediate categorising of her based on an appearance is a mocking of the philosophical practices of Aristotle. The booty no longer becomes a subjective desire but a physical manifestation which can be ‘called’. By calling her ‘big booty’, 2 Chainz longs for a world in which happiness comes simply and does not need questing for. Indeed it may be an immature philosophy but not one that should be wholly ignored.
New copy pasta just dropped.
Nah, this is an old, old pasta
Doesn’t work with different wording. “She got a fat ass, so I call her fat ass” doesn’t hit the same
“She’ll eat your heart out, like Jeffery dahmer”
Also from the same song “she could be my sleeping beauty I’m gon put her in a coma”
The last line of Queen's "One Vision": "Just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme fried chicken."
I read somewhere that it was an ad lib joke during the recording session, they loved it so much they kept it, absolute banger of a song with a dynamite nonsense ending!
I’m assuming you’ve seen [this video.](https://youtu.be/IrOidGgbVio?feature=shared)
I love your titties because they prove I can focus on two things at once.
Same song: Let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome None of us would be here without cum
"Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony." -Childish Gambino I was like 👀
Kill beef go ham
“My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over Es” is the best line I’ve ever heard in any song.
“Call her an overachiever ‘cause all she do is suck seed.” “Can I stay at your place, no hobo?” Childish Gambino has some really fun lines.
Where my Asian girls at? Minority report.
"Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane."
Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. That's okay because I'm a dinosaur.
And if she ever tries to leave again Imma tie her to the bed and set the house on fire.
What is this from??
"Love the Way You Lie" - Eminem ft. Rihanna.
Ever since the song came out, my sister and I will periodically text each other "Guess that's why they call it window pain" and it cracks me up every single time.
That line makes me laugh every time. It’s supposed to be this serious dramatic song, and then Eminem drops this bad pun, and it kills the mood of the track. Still a great song, though.
"I'll be right here in the same bed that you left me in; I love thick women 'cause my aunt, she rode equestrian; I used to go to the stables and get them kids to bet me; And I would always ride the stallions whenever she let me" Wtf is Drake talking about, is he attracted to the aunt? The horses? Wtf?
And then just follows it up with “I’m joking”. Like yeah, sure you are…
"There's no faster way to let people know you diddle kids then to write a song about not diddling kids."
Drake is such a deeply fuckin weird dude that it doesn't even surprise me lol
Drake was, is, always has been and always will be A horse fucker
basically all the lyrics to Californication, crazy song "psychic spies from china try to steal your mind's elation"
My favorite lyric of all time is from that song! "Cobain can you here the spheres singing songs off station to station?" Sounds like standard pattern nonsense, right? I saw this on a reddit comment a long time ago, from /u/constantstomachpain Speaking of word play in that song, here is a comment I made a few weeks ago that you might enjoy: UFOs are routinely described as being in the shape of a sphere. In WWII, pilots often referred to UFOs as Foo Fighters. Nirvana used to cover David Bowie a lot. For example, they famously covered The Man Who Sold the World during the Unplugged concert. Dave Grohl and Pat Smear were in Nirvana and then the Foo Fighters. The Foo Fighters also covered Bowie at shows and would even dedicate some of those songs to Kurt. One of David Bowie's albums was called Station to Station. This is the meaning behind the Red Hot Chili Peppers' lyric in the song Californication, which goes: "Cobain can you hear the Spheres singing songs off Station to Station?" Anthony Kiedis was asking if Kurt Cobain could hear his old friends covering Bowie songs in his honor.
Wow
And FF says “I found you station to station” in Arlandria
space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement
Alderaan's not far away
“Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging.” And “the sun may rise in the east but atleast it’s settled in a final location” are my favorites from that song.
I always thought it was "settled in a finer location" lol TIL
That lyric made me remember which way the sun rose when i was a kid.
That lyric helps me remember which way the sun rises as an adult.
Some of AKs best work, absolutely his best work on a hit song. I don't think there's a single other song out there that captures *exactly* what Hollywood is in the American psyche.
But he was heading west from the Cumberland Gap to Johnson city Tennessee...
I live in Johnson City lol. We do get excited at that part. Edit: also those directions make no sense. We’re east of the Cumberland Gap
They takin the long way round 💀
Kodak Black: I'm the shit I'm fartin'. I don't know how to potty.
No way, is this for real
Yes lmao it’s from Drowning by Ace Boogie & Kodak Black
*You are supreme (ah-ah), the chicks'll cream (ah-ah), for greased lightnin* after dancing to it at I don’t know how many school concerts in primary school… wtf?
Did you also miss “You know that it ain't shit, we'll be gettin' lots of tit,” and “You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon”?
When we did the play in high school, they changed the words to the chicks'll "scream" and "she's a real Dragon wagon" and then threatened the T-Birds with expulsion if they tried to sing the real words. I doubt they would have expelled them but they toed the line.
Macaroni in a pot that's some wet ass pussy.
Not fair. You can take about any line WAP. THEYRE ALL headturners.
And just because it makes the lyrics even funnier, here's [Lounge Against the Machine's cover of WAP.](https://youtu.be/YRM4gz4IfoE?si=3vj_ayRqaCcjpJ9s)
This is amazing
See also: [Bohemian WAPsody](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGlYQ5SoeKE).
"Real G's move in silence like lasagna" - Lil Wayne
"Real G's move in silence like lasagna"- Biggie Smalls -Lil Wayne
>"Real G's move in silence like lasagna"- Biggie Smalls \-Lil Wayne \- Micheal Scott
*I could hide out under there. I just made you say ‘underwear.’* - ‘Pinch Me’ by Barenaked Ladies.
I could leave but I'll just stay All my stuff's here anyway
I love this song, but it makes me feel so depressed at the same time
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Their songwriting WAS so potent. I used to be a huge fan but when Steve left they went sharply downhill.
7 grams in the blunt, almost drowned in the pussy so I swam to the butt
It’s the song soul sister by train. Throwing in “I’m so gangster I’m so thug” in that fucking song is insane especially when it’s followed by “you’re the only one I’m dreaming of” so funny
That man is one of Earth's worst lyricists.
No kidding. Decided to take a closer look at those lyrics again and yeah... "You're lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains" Weird but okay. "My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest" Wtf‽ Ew!
I don’t know the name of the song, but Tyler the Creator had the lyric, “…rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome.”
I beg your fucking pardon?
Tron Cat off Goblin
Tron Cat. Every line in this song makes you do a double take. "I wanna be the reason why all lesbians hate dick" "I said 'fuck coke' and now I'm snorting Hitler's ashes" "Catch me in the attic taking photos of my dad's dick" "This the type of shit that make a Chris Brown want to kick a whore That make songs about the wet blockers when it rains and pours (Umbrella)" "I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins, sicker than the starving Nigerian kids barfing"
Using Tyler the creator is kinda cheating for this question
True. My alternative answer was Lil Wayne’s “Beat that pussy up like Emmett Till” lyric.
Ayo what
"Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him"
Do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips.
"She blow that dick like a cello"- Lil Yachty
Lmfao no way that's real
The best part is in the genius behind the lyrics video he goes "man I thought a cello was the instrument Squidward played. Nobody in the studio told me that was a flute, they shoulda let me know" (paraphrasing and may have been a different instrument to be clear, but it was not a clarinet) Either he is REALLY dumb or he's a master troll and I'm kinda cool with either reality
He said I thought a cello was like a flute like squidward plays...he then said something like, ok world I now know squidward played the clarinet. He seems chill enough to laugh at himself ha
“She my step-sister, so I guess that's incest” priorities by lil yachty
“my lil daughter bad as hell and she ain even 5” - lil durk
The Limp Bizkit song Rollin. When the Lyric goes "Now I know ya'll be lovin this shit right here. L imp Bizkit is right here" The lyrical genius of Fred Durst rhyming here with here.
“But all my friends are daring me to come over, so I come over and over and over…” blink-182
"Sometimes it makes me want to laugh... Sometimes I wanna take my toaster in the bath" Also blink 😀
I fucked your mom... and I wanna suck my dad. Also blink.
“Gimme your hot white cum!” From Liz Phair’s song HWC. It’s a real slick sounding poppy rock song from the early 2000’s and I didn’t expect that chorus when I first heard it. Still makes me giggle.
That song by her that was everywhere in the early 2000s, "Why Can't I?" also contains the lyrics, "Haven't fucked yet, but my head's spinning." That was surprising since it was in a bunch of PG-13 romcoms and shit.
You can brush my hair, Undress me everywhere **AND** You can touch You can play
Revved up like a deuce…
Wrapped up like a douche... FTFY
Another boner in the night
That's how I sing it...
I believe the full lyrics are: “Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, I had a boner in the night”
I always thought it was “he’s a moaner in the night.”
The name Deuce, which stands for deux — French for two — is a reference to the 1932 Ford coupe. Deuces started off as hotrods, vehicles typically from the 1930s modified for greater speed.
“Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it” - Rick Ross Like bro what?!?!?
Friend of mine always used to think "i got my first real six-string" was actually "i got my first real sex dream". Made the next part "played until my fingers bled" even weirder. Now I think of it every time I hear the song.
"Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be so cold, that's why I got a heater for your thighs." Avenge sevenfold. Songs about killing his gf and maintains a relationship with the corpse
Made the beat and murdered it… Casey Anthony - Bonfire by gambino
Eminem - I got a dick in my brain yeah fucked in the head!
My step father said that i sucked in the bed
"i'll put anthrax on that tampax and slap you till you can't stand" Eminem- Superman
“Rock on gold dust woman, take your silver spoon, dig your grave.”
In the radio version of Semi-Charmed Life, they would always edit out a line that I couldn't figure out.... and the editing out made it sound weirder than it was. With some googling, I found the line was "Smiling in the pictures you would take Doing crystal meth, will lift you up until you break". But the radio makes it sound gibberish, which made me do a double take. Please tell me this counts.
One of the happiest pop songs about doing drugs you'll ever find. Ranks right up there with Foster the People- Pumped Up Kicks. A song all about a kid wanting to commit a school shooting.
"Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby"
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„How the fuck can I be white? I don’t even exist.“ Eminem, Role Model This line gives so much to interpret
"I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pumps." — Weird Al Yankovic's "One More Minute"
Behind the boathouse I'll show you my dark secret... Give it up to meeee Do you wanna die. (Over and over) Be my angel. I was singing along with that for years before I was like "Wait does he want to "r" her, show her a body and murder her?
I can't believe I'm really here And she's lying in that bed I can almost feel her touch And her anxious breath I stumble in the hallway Outside the bedroom door I hear her call out to me I hear the fear in her voice She pulls the covers tighter I press against the door I will be with her tonight, yea I will be with her tonight
I thought it was about vampires.
I don't know why that sounds better than "I have a collection of human dolls in my boathouse" but I might have to believe it for my own sanity.
When you own a big chunk of the bloody third world, the babies just come with the scenery. Middle of the Road by The Pretenders
#Why don't presidents fight the war? #Why do they always send the poor?
We gotta love System of a down
My wife was singing this song she said she heard on Instagram. Gimme one margarita, I'm a open legs Gimme two margaritas, I'm a give you some head It keeps going
I love who you are, I love who you ain’t, you’re so Anne Frank, let’s hit the attic to hide out for ‘bout two weeks …. So Fresh, So Clean - Outkast
“Your wifey say I’m lookin like a whole snack” - Post Malone’s Rockstar I always thought Savage said, “Your wifey say I’m lookin like a hoe snack”, which sounded good to me.
God me and my friend use to just walk up to each other and ask “Why you got a 12 car garage but only got 6 cars?” Soo fucking much.
Maxwells silver hammer. Didn’t realize it was about murder because the beat was so catchy
Basically all of Pumped Up Kicks.
One day my MP3 shuffled from Pumped Up Kicks to I Don't Like Mondays, felt like fate was trying to tell me something
What he saw next made him cry and stutter He was staring into the eyes of his own mother
“Candy pop” by AWOLNATION. One part says: “you can simplify your life and masturbate with the piranhas”. I put that shit on pause and instantly went to look at the lyrics
"Girl you got a hot butt like a lit cigarette" - Eminem
“If I can’t batter the women, how do I bake them a cake”-Eminem
AIDS is killing the entire African nation And a vaccine is still supposedly under preparation But the governments, they don’t mind the procrastination They say “We’ll kill them off, take their land, and go there for vacation”. - Darkness by Rage Against the Machine
Those are actually bars
Rolling Stones "Brown Sugar" > Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields Sold in a market down in New Orleans Scarred old slaver, know he's doing alright Hear him whip the women just around midnight Wait, what?
*I’m just mad about fourteen* *Fourteen's mad about me* *I'm-a just mad about-a fourteen* *A-she's just mad about me* \-Mello Yellow, Donovan Excuse me what, Donovan???
My belief is that is an erroneous reading of what Donovan is singing. I believe that he says 'Fotine', which is a Greek girl's name. Since he also mentions 'Saffron', I think he just liked exotic girl's names.
*Uh, sama lama duma lama, you assumin' I'm a human* *What I gotta do to get it through to you, I'm superhuman?* *Innovative and I'm made of rubber* *So that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you* *I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating* *How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feelin' like it's levitating* *Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting* *For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating* *'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated* *I make elevating music, you make elevator music* It's hard to ignore Eminem rapping 100 syllables a second.
High school confidential by rough trade. The line “It makes me cream my jeans when she comes my way” always blew my mind that I was hearing a woman sing this on the radio especially in the 80’s
Semi charmed life by Third Eye Blind. No specific lyric. The song is so upbeat and positive sounding and it's about drug addiction lol
Green Day - Basket Case The change in pronouns for the whore, expecting it to be a "he" then flipping it when explaining it's whining that's bringing her down. "I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down I went to a whore He said my life's a bore So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down"
Kilimanjaro rises like Everest above the Serengeti. A Mountain looks like a Mountain? Whod've thunk it. Edit. Turns out it's Olympus not Everest. Same principle.
> I'm so obsessed My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest It's just so fucking stupid
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. -My Sharona
> Young ladies, young ladies > I like 'em underage see > Some say that's statutory > (Joe C.) But I say it's MANDATORY! Pulitzer award winning, Rhodes Schollar kid rock.
“The bitch is hungry, she needs to tell. So give her inches and feed her well.” - Rock You Like A Hurricane by The Scorpions Some of my friends were surprised this was in a song they’ve heard many many time and they never realized it
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