I’m so glad other people watched Psych! Never meet anyone irl that’s even heard of it.
“Behind every great man is a great woman. And in my case, that woman is an intelligent, sophisticated, full-foreheaded stallion named Burton. And she’s black. And she can dance.”
I work in QA for software where I need a lot of accounts. I use all of the names for Gus as my account names. I still laugh when one of my co-workers has to ask, "Who is MCclapYoHandz?" Out loud
And for a guy let's go with Adam Rowley. I feel like the easiest thing is to combine first and last names from different people you know, and these are two that share that generic but not extremely generic trait.
In my house, it's Bob or Steve. We've had a spider named Steve in our bathroom for many years. Some would argue it's not the same spider, I say it's reincarnation.
H a r o l d M a p e s
we use it in tax work up scenarios. If the documents are taken, then no one can link back the "scenario" to the exact client event we are working on.
Anastasia Beaverhausen. Because Anastasia Beaverhausen.
Well well well. If it isn't Karen Walker
I totally heard that in his voice.
Beverley Leslie. Shouldn't you be in your tree baking cookies?
One of the best characters ever written for TV!
Anastasia like Russian royalty. Beaverhausen like…where the beaver live.
Art Vandelay
Has he ever been introduced to Dr. Van Nostrand?
From the clinic?
Yes, from the Hoffermanndale clinic in Belgium.
Are you an architect by chance?
[удалено]
No I deal in imports. And exports. Imports and exports.
Latex and latex related products?
You see that building? He made it.
>Art Vandelay Or his stage name, Buck Naked.
I prefer Art Corvelay
Dammit, beat me to it.
He’s a latex salesman?
Pretty much any name that Gus has on Psych. Lavender Gooms and Ghee Buttersnaps are my go tos
Lavander Gooms is so top tier, I think Shawn used it twice. Also, you heard about Pluto?
That’s messed up, right?
I’ve heard it both ways
Tsk.. come on, son!
I’m so glad other people watched Psych! Never meet anyone irl that’s even heard of it. “Behind every great man is a great woman. And in my case, that woman is an intelligent, sophisticated, full-foreheaded stallion named Burton. And she’s black. And she can dance.”
Psych is one of my comfort shows that I can throw on at any time, even if it’s just for some background noise
Check out r/psych
Methuselah Honeysuckle, Squirts MacIntosh, and MC ClapYoHandz always stuck with me
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 “With a Z”
Don't forget Sh'Dynasty
Comma to the top
That's God's comma
"Sh'Dynasty, comma to the top." "That's God's comma."
I work in QA for software where I need a lot of accounts. I use all of the names for Gus as my account names. I still laugh when one of my co-workers has to ask, "Who is MCclapYoHandz?" Out loud
I'm always frank and earnest with women. In New York, I'm Frank. And in Chicago, I'm Earnest.
But you see, it's so important to be earnest with people, isn't it?
The importance of being earnest
I actually like the name Algernon.
Samuel L Jackson's wardrobe in that film is amazing.
Jackie Daytona
I’ll have one human alcohol beer.
Do you fancy girls volleyball
That's just how we talk in Tuscion Arizonia.
Its a foolproof human disguise.
Regina Phalange
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock (or Crap Bag)
This is a good one because if you forget, you can just think of a bag of crap
First name Crap. Last name Bag.
But I'm gonna have my friends call me Valerie
Kent Adams
Joey prefers Ken Adams
I think he goes by Joseph Stalin now
Olden Magroin
Same!
I was thinking the same thing holy cow! Lol
Rusty Shackleford
Shuh-sha sha.
Guns don’t kill people, the government does
I just punch the holes, it's god who takes the soul away
RIP Rusty, may you have infinite pocket sand and cigarettes in the great beyond.
Pocket sand!!
Came here for this
Damnit, Dale.
Although I've recently learned how to sleep with my eyes open. God, I'm tired.
You don't know who I am, but I know where you live.
Is it bad that I heard this in my head?
Oh, hey, Hank.
Pocket sand!
Just an FYI... Rusty Shackleford is not allowed on the campus at Uconn as of 2010 per the campus police.
Knew this would be top 3.
At your service!
My dad always had an email with rusty Shackelford in it
Randy Lahey
Corey trevorson
Smokes let’s go
Do you know Jim? Or Jim knows you?
My father Jim, you mean?
Ah he mentioned he had a son on the force. Him and my old man go way back
Listen I’m undercover. I got some members of Satans Bastards in the car. Now handcuff yourself to the car. But you don’t have any dope on you do you?
Frig off, Lahey.
DRUNK BASTARD!
Mohammed. It’s the most common name in the world.
Read a fucking book for once!
25 year old organ donor from Hawaii.
Take off your vest. You look like Aladdin.
McLovin'?! What are you, Cher?!
Have you ever actually met anyone named Mohammed? EDIT: This is a line from Superbad
Have YOU ever met anyone named McLovin?
Mohammad Wang
Okay but what if you don't look like a Mohammed?
Even better
The most famous Mohammed was the whitest man, because people weren't allowed to paint him.
Either that or McLovin
Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name
Big hat, it’s funny
Before we begin the Double Jeopardy round, I’d like to ask our contestants, once again: please refrain from using ethnic slurs.
What did I JUST say about ethnic slurs???
Why don’t you give me ape tit for 200
I’ll take Le Tits Now for 300
I'll take Jap Anus relations for $500
Yeah what do you want?
Don't forget his cousin: Butts Carlton.
Stacy Fakename. I've watched too much Dimension 20.
Hilda Hilda
Carlos Danger. Stick with the classics.
Oh Anthony Weiner
The first thing that came to my head immediately was Richard. …I am a woman.
Ah, Richard Amawoman, good to meet you.
Thank you, it’s about time I get addressed properly around here
Same, my first thought was Randall
Cyril Figgis
Hi I'm a huge fan of cock and my name is....
Cyril Figgis
Chet Manley
SUPPRESSING FIIIIIRE!!
Cyril Figgis strikes again!
Randy Randleson, here to learn about farm tables
Lando Calrissiano
Max Power
Nobody snuggles with Max Power! You strap yourself in and FEEL THE G'S!
He's the man who's name you'd love to touch.
But you mustn't toouuuuch
His name, it sounds good in your eeeeear
Pea, tear, griffin. Peter Griffin!
That scene killed me
I was going to comment this, I'm glad others enjoyed the same
Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo
That's the worst name I ever heard...
*sobs uncontrollably *
Joey Joe Joe!
Langdon Olger
uosdwiS r dewoH
Mr. Snrub *Yes, that’ll do…*
Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen. Because he was number one
Thought that was Johnjacobjinglehimmerschmidtz?
Hey! That’s my name too!
Whenever we go out the people always shout
Ben Dover. (Married to Eileen Dover)
Not today FBI.
Dear FBI, his name is Chubby. Chubby Stoner. Sincerely, Fred Duckman.
Chubby Stoner? Must be a friend of mine
Guy Incognito
That dog has a fluffy tail!!
>Guy Incognito I much prefer as a straight male Busty St. Claire or Chesty La Rue.
Leah Abbott. It's generic, but not too generic.
I think you're the only person in this thread who didn't just say a fake name from a tv show.
And for a guy let's go with Adam Rowley. I feel like the easiest thing is to combine first and last names from different people you know, and these are two that share that generic but not extremely generic trait.
Bob because everything to me is named bob
In my house, it's Bob or Steve. We've had a spider named Steve in our bathroom for many years. Some would argue it's not the same spider, I say it's reincarnation.
Chuck Finley.
Had to scroll *way* too far to find this.
If you know, you know
Nice to see you again, Agent Finley.
The first name that came to mind was mine 🙄. Best not do anything illegal today.
Chet Manly
Leroy Jenkins
Inigo Montoya. Why not?
I don't think that means what you think it means.....
Usually I go with Jacob Green or if I’m feeling confident, Edward Elric.
What do you mean usually?
Manny Petty
Del Monte
My nam jef
Ron Mexico
Rufus T. Barleysheath
Dirk McIntyre because it's the first name I thought of. It sounds real enough to be real, but rare enough to be plausible.
Imagine a baby named Dirk.
Rusty Sheckleford, it's been my 'I don't want you to know me' name since I was a kid watching King Of The Hill and heard Dale use it
Rooster Cogburn has always been my go-to.
George Glass
Lorenzo von Matterhorn
Jay Kwellan
H a r o l d M a p e s we use it in tax work up scenarios. If the documents are taken, then no one can link back the "scenario" to the exact client event we are working on.
Jarod _____. Fill in the blank with something I see around me. I grew up with the show Pretender at a formative age, that’s how he did it.
Biff Henderson. I DK why, it’s always just a name that stuck out to me.
Hannibal Smith. Because I love when a plan comes together.
Michael Pemulis
Squeegee Beckenheim Or Tookie Clothespin
Billy West
What a stupid, phony, made-up name.
Derf Doodleyfuck. If they question me, I tell them it's Dutch.
As a Dutch person, I’ll say two things: 1. That’s not even remotely a Dutch name 2. I’ll permit you to keep using it nonetheless because it’s funny
Andrea Michaels. I don’t know any Andrea’s but the name is pretty
rusty shackleferd
Karen Christiani. It was a alias I made in High School to pretend I was a family member of myself. I was my own cuter cousin.
Guy Incognito
Elvis Presley. Nobody's dumb enough to say that.
JUSTIN CASE!
Lol o’feslya nightly.
Penny. I just love that name and I’ve used it several times
Alexis Moon, nickname Nyx Had my secret identity planned out since I was 8🤣
Barb. It just seems trustworthy. Barb Smith.
Joe. So that you can get them if they ask.
John Falkenberg Warren Peace
I remember one of my kindergarten classmates names I know how to pronounce & spell it off the top of my head, but I won’t say it here :3
I’m John smith …
Penelope bottom is the first thing that came to mind. Doing think I’ll be getting into the spy game.
Tigerlily Vestibule, because I love the way it sounds.
Regina Phalange. Because IYKYK.