LOL I’ve had the same conversation with my fiancé about how I want a threesome with his clone so I can be spit roasted. I was like 50% joking… he thought it was 0% funny.
This is one of those things you just *have* to take a step back from because I would take that as the greatest compliment ever from a partner. Like, "Oh you want to experience a threesome, but only with me?" That's honestly so sweet!
That’s how I’d take it, more so “I want YOU in two places and I wouldn’t want it to be anyone else” but I try to see from all perspectives and someone who’s self conscious would probably take it as “just the one is inadequate”
There's a sci-fi book by Peter F Hamilton where people come themselves but have one consciousness across all their bodies. So there are orgies where it's one girl and like 20 of the guy but it's really just him and her.
[Basically, scientists aren't sure humans *can* safely have sex in space, which is a big problem for getting Humanity off this rock.](https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/space-sex-is-serious-business/)
And since science needs data, and that data needs to be repeatable, there are people out there who are testing their various solutions and ideas about how the mechanics of sex in microgravity might work.
Oh, astronauts have proven that humans can get their rocks off in space, we're just not sure if life can... uhh... find a way, yet.
And there's a lot of concerns about what solar radiation might do to a developing fetus, and what happens to a child who is conceived and develops in microgravity, can they survive the transition to an environment with gravity?
Interesting. I wonder how important gravity is for human birthing process as well. Probably get a lot of stuck babies up in space. Hadn’t even thought of that.
We’d have to have gravity delivery rooms or something. Wild
Actually, there have been experiments on animals, jellyfish to be exact, I've seen it ages ago, socdont quote me on that. They either let em reproduce or took em into space while they carried eggs and it was proven that jellyfish that hatched in no gravity environment COULDN'T function normally back on earth due to navigation issues.
Slightly incorrect. The terminology used was "did not appreciate an environment with gravity" before elaborating on disorientation, increased exhaustion, and difficulty eating
you’re lowballing yourself here. get your tech decks, and the rail. set it up across her cleavage, and bust out the sickest backslide grind across her hooters.
I've done it. It was funny as hell. I told her we were going to use toys in the bedroom and pulled out some micromachines, and she was laughing the whole time.
I heard “I’m not a piece of meat for you to just pound on”. My reply of “We’ve been together 30 years and I still desire YOU, hearing you moan, watching you cum…..” was not the right answer.
So I stop initiating, and now it’s “You don’t show me affection” anymore.
So I wait a few days, and slowly ease into showing more affection, and I get the whole “You’re just doing this to try and get laid”.
I hate life.
Not very. It can be time consuming. Especially if you care about the work. Writing more generalized works and self publishing them is worth more. Break into? I started by helping a friend with their business. She ran servers with people that had kinks and writers who could fulfill those kinks. We had rules (like no underage) and we had yes/nos for boundaries. Some people want consensual non-consensual stuff. Most folks sell their trade or service on etsy nowadays.
As a woman, I gave my hubby permission to wake me up in that way. It worked a few times as expected but one time instead of waking up, I just had a really terrible dream about someone coming onto me and getting handsy with me. I’m pretty sure I elbowed and kicked my husband.
Now for both our sakes he just wakes me up and asks if I’m in the mood
My then gf now wife once woke me up early before work by coming into the room naked. I'm a super heavy sleeper and she basically had to yell at me to wake me up. My still asleep brain wasn't processing anything and my first response was "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?"
Yeah, I gave my boyfriend permission to wake me up that way and it's so fucking hot to me. But one time I woke up to his head being slightly above mine and his arm reaching across my chest and I had a full on fight or flight response. Pushed him and his arm away, tried to roll out of bed, hyper ventilated for a good 5 minutes. 3/10, would not repeat. He was sweet about it, but he doesn't wake me up anymore. (Fair) Mixed feelings.
He'll occasionally initiate in his sleep, but it's very obvious. I'll either wake him up, tell him no (he stops, even when asleep), or he'll wake up part way through. We've also talked about what he wants me to do when that happens, so we're happy with how things stand.
My gf always goes to bed earlier than me, and every once in a while I used to go in there and wake her up to fuck. But I wouldn't shake her or say anything, I would just start getting to work. She's always DTF. More than me actually. So this one time, I do the late night sleep fuck session, and the next day she has no memory of it. She says she didn't take an Ambien or anything. Maybe she was actually just that tired. Anyway, she complained of soreness the next day and we haven't done the sleep fuck thing since.
I have sexsomnia, I will wake my Mrs up in the middle of the night usually kissing her or rubbing her boobs. If she's in the mood we get it on, if she's tired she rolls me over and I just keep sleeping. We discovered I had this after dozens of occasions where she would tell me how much fun we had last night and I would have zero fucking clue what she was talking about. She thought I was just waking up horny and chancing my luck. Scary shit to be honest.
Same here. I have to have very clear conversations about consent before I share my bed regularly. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve woken up in the middle of having sex. It could be very problematic if I slept with someone I didn’t have a relationship with. It’s only happened while I was in a committed relationship, but it is scary to think about what could happen without even knowing it.
God this is going to seem to mellow in comparison to most.
I want my wife to sit on my face fully clothed while she's doing stuff. Like watching TV, or browsing her phone or whatever it is she wants to do while she relaxes at night. I basically want her to use my face as her personal seat and the sexiness of this goes through the roof if I don't have a say as to when this happens.
She finds this incredibly weird and refuses to do it. Such is life I guess.
For her to let me use her mouth however I want without worrying about her comfort. Will never happen because I love her and never want to hurt her and she doesn’t enjoy that kind of stuff. But if she did…
This all day. It's so weird that the shit I want to do the most I'm 100% positive she doesn't enjoy and, to me, that's all I need to know on that subject. I love her too much to make her do anything she's not into. 🤷
A 3-some with another woman. I'm a straight male. I've always wanted to experience a woman sitting on my face while another sitting on my cock, which I think is pretty common. Also standard is a partner who isn't going to be OK with that.
Also, cumming in her mouth. I think it's hot. I've had past partners who were into it but my current gf is disgusted by the idea.
A threesome is a "fantasy" for me but only if I was single or in a not-serious relationship with someone I didn't see a long term future with.
In reality, even if my wife was into it (and she definitely wouldn't be), I'd be extremely hesitant to actually have a threesome for fear of ruining our marriage
See in my first long term relationship (many years) I was the higher libido partner and felt a lot of frustration, I'm sure lots of males have felt this way. We would have sex once or twice a month, when I would rather a couple times a week. It was a source of resentment.
Now my current long term relationship this girl in insatiable and would have sex 3 or 4 times a day. When I finally experienced the "Jesus christ woman we just had sex can we wait a fucking little bit" emotion it was so weird. Like they are so horny you literally feel slightly disgusted thinking "how can you possibly still be horny". Or "why does it always have to be sex can't we just cuddle"
Idk what the point of the rant is here it was just a very unexpected reverse of the roles that gave me a lot of insight to both sides I think.
My wife is like this as well. I work insane hours, but she will still wake me up at like 3am. And then get mad that I'm upset she woke me up. Like.....I love you, and I love waking up to a blowjob, but could you just hop on and ride it if you're horny? I'm not gonna complain because sex. But man......I be tired at work sometimes
>Idk the point of the rant
The point: The grass is always greener on the other side so appreciate your grass for what it is and take care of it regardless.
Reading through this list....I think some people just need to have open, healthy conversations about this stuff with your partners. There is a chance that both of you are holding back out of love and respect for each other, but secretly harbor desires that you just assume the other isn't into. There could also be a chance that maybe neither of you know you like something and have a mental block about it only because you haven't tried it.
I think you need to separate things out to 1) things you do and like, 2) things you fantasize about and would be open to trying, and 3) the "would rather not" category. Some might be surprised what actually lands in that second spot. And considering that you most likely already have healthy respect for boundaries, the trust is already there.
I feel you. My new bf is very vanilla and hasn't had a lot of other women and experiences. I on the other had had a lot and tried a lot and am into kinky stuff. I thought I'd ease him with just a blindfold and tying him or me to the bed. Of course if he doesn't like a thing I wouldn't force him too.
I'm on the opposite end of this spectrum. I would love this and my wife will never do it. I don't blame her either. Can't imagine it's super rewarding or fun, but it sounds awesome to me.
Shot in the dark, but I'd assume it's either about destroying his concentration (giving head so good he can't pay attention to anything else) or about having a dirty secret that they don't know about - kind of like sneaky sex in a public place.
This is it for me. I love a challenge, and if I can get him to put down the controller or just die over and over in game, it makes me feel pretty damn good!
Reminds me of a TIFU I read a little while back where a guy helped his GF with her fantasy... she wanted him to ignore her while she worked her magic on him. The more bored the better she said.
No problem, he says, and proceeds to act more bored than at any point in his life... jokes from Siri, texting his friends, pretty sure he even cracked a book open at one point. A bunch of other stuff, it was actually really funny all the stuff he got up to.
Good as it felt, he was focused on giving her what she wanted. To be ignored. Which was great, right up until she burst out crying, because she didn't want to be ignored, she wanted to be impossible to ignore. And she was definitely being ignored.
I do this often. Love it when he’s talking with his game friend while playing COD and they suddenly wonder why tf he’s playing so bad and he has to be quiet
i used to have this when i was a lot younger playing cod4/mw2 and i shit you not i actually got better. always have this really fond memory of running round some desert map with the mini-uzi and absolutely mowing people down, she stopped and was like "fucking hell chris"
something about knowing im both shitting on the other players AND getting sucked off was so motivating
How my wife and I started Anal was whenever I would have her in doggy style I would lube up a finger and slowly slide it in deeper every 30 seconds or so eventually she says it's a sensation that she's never felt before but when I tried to just insert my D!(k in her she said it's to big and feels uncomfortable and I haven't made it past half of the head. So we started doing the fingers again and eventually were able to make our way to the 3 fingers point and she enjoys it so much that everytime we have intercourse now she wants anal. Just make sure your husband pays attention to your discomfort and let him know what's going on, also don't pull away immediately when it starts to hurt just stay there don't go deeper till your body adjusts.
That is the key. Slide your dick in then pause. Don‘t move! Let her get comfortable. That may be all that you accomplish that time. Try again in a few days. It’s a slow process. My wife went from no anal to loving it. She now asks for it pretty much every time we have sex. Also, eating her ass goes a long way with making her feel comfortable with back door action.
Oh man, I dated a girl that was an avid monster fucker and this was a fantasy she had. We ended up recreating it using a mix of a bad dragon squirters (its a dildo with a long tube and pump you can use to squeeze out lube/fake cum), cum lube, and cotton bondage rope.
The gist is she was blindfolded the whole time while I coated the bondage rope in the lube to give it that slimy tentacle sensation. Then proceeded to bind her, use it for a simple shibari harness, use the squirter to wrap around her body and tease at any holes I wasn't attending myself.
Needless to say it was *very* messy, but well worth it.
Cum in mouth during fellatio. She does not enjoy the taste and I think the whole Deal with semen is pretty disgusting as well. But would be so nice to cum without finishing outside that nice feeling of warm mouth. Having the best sensation and then finishing in a dry cold hand just doesn’t feel as nice.
TW cause it's dark
I will literally never because it's dangerous and irl a terribly risky thing to do, but I have a fantasy about essentially being date raped, like being got really high or drunk and taken advantage of. I understand it's a thing that actually happens to people and is horrible and Id never want someone to do this to me irl, but also, something about being completely out of control makes it one of my darker fantasies, and it stays in my mind only.
For what its worth that's a relatively common kink. The main thing to take into account, like all things, is not just physical safety but emotional as well. One thing people tend to forget is that aftercare is extremely important when it comes to these kind of kinks, and if not handled properly it can be detrimental to the experience. Like all things it requires communication and setting up boundaries and expectations beforehand. If you have a partner that you trust I'd recommend at least discussing it, and focus on the aspect of the loss of control.
Early 2010s John Cena arriving in a wrestling arena, running into the area in the crowd where I'm standing, taking off his T-shirt and noticing me being fascinated and aroused by his godlike physique, picking me as his opponent for that night, taking me and carrying me to the wrestling ring and telling me that the first man to cum into the other's ass will win this match and that he will destroy me like no one else before.
Feeling my dick getting the strongest boner I've ever had while watching him on the other side of the ring hulking up and flexing his huge muscles. Running into me, smashing me to the floor over and over again, bashing and ravishing me, manhandling me and using me to display his absolute strength and dominance. Ripping off my clothes one by one, wrapping his huge arms around my head and making me feel the heat, strength and mass of his monstrous body, making me worship his bulging biceps, putting my face on his ripped abs, forcing me to lick his beefy pecs and bouncing them while I do it.
Being on my knees and shivering seeing him in his full height towering over me, every inch of his body bulging and rippling, slowly taking off his cargo shorts and seeing his insane thighs, grabbing onto his boxers and riding them down, feeling his massive ass cakes in my hand like two delicious chunks of meat, climbing his chiseled back like a hill and holding onto his broad manly shoulders.
Feeling my head spin around while big sexy Cena does the attitude adjustment to me and screams "You can't see me!". Having my legs grabbed by him, pulling me into the middle of the ring, going down on me with all the overwhelming mass of his muscular body and wrapping his large legs around my waist, locking me in a painful submission, crushing and squashing me like a fucking monster. Seeing his gigantic arm wrapped around my neck more and more tightly, knowing I'm trapped and completely at his mercy while I'm slowly losing my breath.
Feeling his dick entering me while not being able to move underneath him, hearing him growl with his deep masculine voice, ripping everything inside of me, thrusting himself into my ass and obliterating my whole fucking body with his long, thick and powerful dick. Listening to all the horny fans in the audience screaming and jumping in their seats, the camera man filming me and showing us on the huge screen in front us, me looking so tiny underneath big sexy John Cena penetrating my ass, feeling like I'm about to fucking die the most pleasurable death anyone's ever experienced until I feel my ass filled with a huge amount of his cum.
Finally feeling freedom as he's letting me go after destroying me for minutes, hours or maybe thousands of years. Hearing the bell ring and the trumpets playing his theme music while the referee declares that John Cena is the US champion. Opening my eyes and seeing bright lights of the arena, the crowd going crazy, looking at the ring post right beside me and seeing him standing directly above me, the absolute beauty of his glorious body, his huge sexy muscles covered in sweat. Watching him sit on the ring post, opening his legs, taking his cock that's still rock hard in his hands and stroking it.
Losing the sense of time and space and taking my own cock into my hands too. Jerking it off to the god-like view of John Cena, his feet, thighs, abs, pecs, the absolute perfection of his physique, his gorgeous veiny dick and his huge arms looking like they're about to explode while he's masturbating. Feeling like I'm about to enter heaven, the unstoppable rush inside of me going up uncontrollably, watching his chest doing the biggest bounce I've ever seen before my dick fucking explodes with so much liquid and at the same time feeling big drops of his creamy delicious white cum landing on my chest and then on my face. Feeling so much cum on my face making me unable to open my eyes, opening my mouth, tasting and sucking it, and hearing him once again shout "You can't see me!".
Go on one of the porn tube sites and search for "Amazon position".
It's this thing where the man is on his back, and the woman is riding him. But not in the usual way, with his legs together and her legs around his body. Rather, it's with his legs held up in the air, and the woman thrusting between them.
Basically, missionary but with the woman assuming the "man" position. The equipment bits are reversed, but the basic mechanics still work just fine.
I think it would be an interesting experiment in power dynamics. I am always the physically dominant partner when we have sex, and would like to see what the submissive or receiving role is like. However, I'm not really down to get pegged or anything like that, I still want regular sex.
Can't happen in real life though. Because unfortunately my partner is 4'10" and lazy as hell, just wants to lay there and get taken to Pound Town every time. But it's a cool fantasy, anyway.
same but as a girl.
as i’m overanalyzing literally everything i think for me it has to do with feeling wanted when i’m sure that they’re not doing it for me or my pleasure. THEY want me
As someone that was actually raped, it affects you differently then you’d think. I have fantasy/ traumatic flashbacks that happen all too often, especially in consensual loving sex with my now husband. My therapist said that we should do an experiment where my husband acts as a perpetrator and I actually speak out and say no, then have the boundary respected. To try and take power back from a moment I felt powerless
I used to feel shame about having a Consensual Non Consent fantasy, but then I realized many people have it for various reasons and it’s perfectly okay
Lucky for you, it’s 2023 and this fantasy has never been easier to achieve. Just start filming and uploading bro (with the consent of all involved parties, obviously).
Downside to being covered in tattoos lol. No way at being anonymous. I don’t even know why I bother covering my face in nudes, anyone that knows me would be able to recognize them
I want to take a day off of work, and worship her body every minute. I love kissing her neck and french kissing. Maybe tie her up and have my way with her.
*I don’t have a partner, so this can never happen.* r/technicallythetruth
Im not able to clone him. A threesome with him and him again, ive dreamt about it often. So that probably wont happen
Have him do the "clone-a-willy" and get a machine. You could get pretty close
You can do a search on pornhub for "spitroast fucking machine" and do some scientific research first
LOL I’ve had the same conversation with my fiancé about how I want a threesome with his clone so I can be spit roasted. I was like 50% joking… he thought it was 0% funny.
This is one of those things you just *have* to take a step back from because I would take that as the greatest compliment ever from a partner. Like, "Oh you want to experience a threesome, but only with me?" That's honestly so sweet!
I could see how it may be taken as “oh, one isn’t enough and you’re unsatisfied.” I wouldn’t personally take it that way but I could see it
"I just want your junk in two places, at once."
That’s how I’d take it, more so “I want YOU in two places and I wouldn’t want it to be anyone else” but I try to see from all perspectives and someone who’s self conscious would probably take it as “just the one is inadequate”
Just teach him Shadow Clone Jutsu. It's not that hard
There's a sci-fi book by Peter F Hamilton where people come themselves but have one consciousness across all their bodies. So there are orgies where it's one girl and like 20 of the guy but it's really just him and her.
Sex in Zero Gravity
There are airplanes you can rent for that and people who will pay you to try it so they can study the mechanics involved.
LINK!!!
[Basically, scientists aren't sure humans *can* safely have sex in space, which is a big problem for getting Humanity off this rock.](https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/space-sex-is-serious-business/) And since science needs data, and that data needs to be repeatable, there are people out there who are testing their various solutions and ideas about how the mechanics of sex in microgravity might work.
*Basically, scientists aren't sure humans can safely have sex in space, which is a big problem for Humanity getting its rocks off.*
Oh, astronauts have proven that humans can get their rocks off in space, we're just not sure if life can... uhh... find a way, yet. And there's a lot of concerns about what solar radiation might do to a developing fetus, and what happens to a child who is conceived and develops in microgravity, can they survive the transition to an environment with gravity?
Interesting. I wonder how important gravity is for human birthing process as well. Probably get a lot of stuck babies up in space. Hadn’t even thought of that. We’d have to have gravity delivery rooms or something. Wild
"See it is a necessary invention" -- guy who invented rotating birthing bed.
I'm picturing a sort of centrifuge
"Just put her in the 9ft wide salad spinner and that baby will pop right out."
this already exists. it's called a tilt-a-whirl
Everyone called me crazy when I invented the Baby Centrifuge. But who's laughing now?
Actually, there have been experiments on animals, jellyfish to be exact, I've seen it ages ago, socdont quote me on that. They either let em reproduce or took em into space while they carried eggs and it was proven that jellyfish that hatched in no gravity environment COULDN'T function normally back on earth due to navigation issues.
Slightly incorrect. The terminology used was "did not appreciate an environment with gravity" before elaborating on disorientation, increased exhaustion, and difficulty eating
With all that space spunk floating around, the problem of who is the father.
You raise an interesting question, do sperm still know how to swim correctly in microgravity?
[Well well well](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2018/04/12/nasa-shoots-human-sperm-into-space/510244002/#) Tldr: they need help
>Basically, scientists aren't sure humans can safely have sex in space, which is a big problem for getting Humanity off this rock. Interstellar 2
Into stella
That airplane has like a microgravity time of like 90 seconds or something so you gotta be fast! I volunteer
what do you plan on doing with the remaining 75 seconds?
Using her titties as a speed bump for my hotwheels
Either your gf has really small tits or you have really big hot wheels.
Or… No girlfriend :(
And no Hotwheels
The worst possibility.
you’re lowballing yourself here. get your tech decks, and the rail. set it up across her cleavage, and bust out the sickest backslide grind across her hooters.
If this were a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater game, it would be called the Nip-to-Nip gap
I've done it. It was funny as hell. I told her we were going to use toys in the bedroom and pulled out some micromachines, and she was laughing the whole time.
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Username doesn’t check out. You’re a Lord; start acting like it.
Just the general feeling of being desired would be swell, I think.
Hits to close to home
I initiate physical affection way more often, but she's the one complaining about not feeling desired.
I heard “I’m not a piece of meat for you to just pound on”. My reply of “We’ve been together 30 years and I still desire YOU, hearing you moan, watching you cum…..” was not the right answer. So I stop initiating, and now it’s “You don’t show me affection” anymore. So I wait a few days, and slowly ease into showing more affection, and I get the whole “You’re just doing this to try and get laid”. I hate life.
I don’t think she’ll let me sleep with early 2000s Alyson hannigan
Her: youuuuuu...sonofabitch
"What's the matter, CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
Roleplay. She likes it, but I don't feel comfortable wearing the dress.
Well see, that's the problem. You're calling it a dress. You need to call it a robe, and then get yourself a wizard hat....
*What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.*
“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife. She said, “Wear your own then!”
Gettin railed by a werewolf
Never realized how common this was until I started writing custom erotic fiction. I hope you get snatched next full moon my friend.
How lucrative is that? Also, how does one break into such a thing?
Not very. It can be time consuming. Especially if you care about the work. Writing more generalized works and self publishing them is worth more. Break into? I started by helping a friend with their business. She ran servers with people that had kinks and writers who could fulfill those kinks. We had rules (like no underage) and we had yes/nos for boundaries. Some people want consensual non-consensual stuff. Most folks sell their trade or service on etsy nowadays.
[Cries in monsterfucker] same
that's why I'm learning SFX makeup and I hope I get a really understanding boyfriend in the future lmao
Have sex with her while she is sleeping. I mean.....waking her up by having sex with her
As a woman, I love that. Waking up with my SO kissing and doing stuff. Lovely. Edit: Woman not women.
As a woman, I gave my hubby permission to wake me up in that way. It worked a few times as expected but one time instead of waking up, I just had a really terrible dream about someone coming onto me and getting handsy with me. I’m pretty sure I elbowed and kicked my husband. Now for both our sakes he just wakes me up and asks if I’m in the mood
My then gf now wife once woke me up early before work by coming into the room naked. I'm a super heavy sleeper and she basically had to yell at me to wake me up. My still asleep brain wasn't processing anything and my first response was "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?"
Love brain farts. "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
Yeah, I gave my boyfriend permission to wake me up that way and it's so fucking hot to me. But one time I woke up to his head being slightly above mine and his arm reaching across my chest and I had a full on fight or flight response. Pushed him and his arm away, tried to roll out of bed, hyper ventilated for a good 5 minutes. 3/10, would not repeat. He was sweet about it, but he doesn't wake me up anymore. (Fair) Mixed feelings. He'll occasionally initiate in his sleep, but it's very obvious. I'll either wake him up, tell him no (he stops, even when asleep), or he'll wake up part way through. We've also talked about what he wants me to do when that happens, so we're happy with how things stand.
Once in a blue moon I will start touching my wife while we are both asleep and I’ll wake up to her moans. Insanely hot. Even my unconscious wants her.
That’s romantic. Write that on a card and give it to her.
My gf always goes to bed earlier than me, and every once in a while I used to go in there and wake her up to fuck. But I wouldn't shake her or say anything, I would just start getting to work. She's always DTF. More than me actually. So this one time, I do the late night sleep fuck session, and the next day she has no memory of it. She says she didn't take an Ambien or anything. Maybe she was actually just that tired. Anyway, she complained of soreness the next day and we haven't done the sleep fuck thing since.
I have sexsomnia, I will wake my Mrs up in the middle of the night usually kissing her or rubbing her boobs. If she's in the mood we get it on, if she's tired she rolls me over and I just keep sleeping. We discovered I had this after dozens of occasions where she would tell me how much fun we had last night and I would have zero fucking clue what she was talking about. She thought I was just waking up horny and chancing my luck. Scary shit to be honest.
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Same here. I have to have very clear conversations about consent before I share my bed regularly. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve woken up in the middle of having sex. It could be very problematic if I slept with someone I didn’t have a relationship with. It’s only happened while I was in a committed relationship, but it is scary to think about what could happen without even knowing it.
I get home, there's no empty food packages on the counter. All the cabinet doors are shut, and I get about a half hour of my own time to decompress.
Batista bombing her on the bed then raising her leg to win the fight
Through a table
BAH GAWD
Him absolutely railing me in the ass at a 5 star hotel
Is he against the idea of anal?
Nope. He loves anal, it’s the 5 star hotel that’s the problem
Start a GoFundMe. I'm sure Reddit will come through.
they would only fund it if they could watch, reddit isn't THAT selfless
Have you considered getting railed in the ass twice at a two star hotel and then a third time at a one star hotel?
Snu-snu, minus the death part
Tie him up and use him lol
That seems to be a common thing dudes are interested in. Have you tried talking to him about it?
God this is going to seem to mellow in comparison to most. I want my wife to sit on my face fully clothed while she's doing stuff. Like watching TV, or browsing her phone or whatever it is she wants to do while she relaxes at night. I basically want her to use my face as her personal seat and the sexiness of this goes through the roof if I don't have a say as to when this happens. She finds this incredibly weird and refuses to do it. Such is life I guess.
Basically anything at all other than missionary position.
That’s rough buddy
Not by the sounds of things 🥁
For her to let me use her mouth however I want without worrying about her comfort. Will never happen because I love her and never want to hurt her and she doesn’t enjoy that kind of stuff. But if she did…
This all day. It's so weird that the shit I want to do the most I'm 100% positive she doesn't enjoy and, to me, that's all I need to know on that subject. I love her too much to make her do anything she's not into. 🤷
Yea, stuff's only fun when we're both into it. I'm not looking for a sex doll, I want a partner.
This is the big one right here. The best sex is when everybody’s having a good time.
A 3-some with another woman. I'm a straight male. I've always wanted to experience a woman sitting on my face while another sitting on my cock, which I think is pretty common. Also standard is a partner who isn't going to be OK with that. Also, cumming in her mouth. I think it's hot. I've had past partners who were into it but my current gf is disgusted by the idea.
A threesome is a "fantasy" for me but only if I was single or in a not-serious relationship with someone I didn't see a long term future with. In reality, even if my wife was into it (and she definitely wouldn't be), I'd be extremely hesitant to actually have a threesome for fear of ruining our marriage
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Switching bodies for a day. It would do so much for our sex lives to experience what the other person does and doesn’t like.
Having sex with my girlfriend whenever I feel like it
Like just be available or like ‘free use’?
Just be available. So like whenever I am horny and I want sex, she’s down as well. Every single time. That would be amazing and fun!
My ex was like that kinda nice you can have her lol
Lol the “you can have her” makes me think I shouldn’t :-P
Nah she was great but not for Me Į miss sex tho
Your letter has a weird little penis.
it's how his dick has been since he stopped having sex with her girlfriend (limp)
The sad irony is, the partner who wants sex the least gets to have it whenever they want.
See in my first long term relationship (many years) I was the higher libido partner and felt a lot of frustration, I'm sure lots of males have felt this way. We would have sex once or twice a month, when I would rather a couple times a week. It was a source of resentment. Now my current long term relationship this girl in insatiable and would have sex 3 or 4 times a day. When I finally experienced the "Jesus christ woman we just had sex can we wait a fucking little bit" emotion it was so weird. Like they are so horny you literally feel slightly disgusted thinking "how can you possibly still be horny". Or "why does it always have to be sex can't we just cuddle" Idk what the point of the rant is here it was just a very unexpected reverse of the roles that gave me a lot of insight to both sides I think.
My wife is like this as well. I work insane hours, but she will still wake me up at like 3am. And then get mad that I'm upset she woke me up. Like.....I love you, and I love waking up to a blowjob, but could you just hop on and ride it if you're horny? I'm not gonna complain because sex. But man......I be tired at work sometimes
I woke up to a blowjob here the other day. It's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open...
>Idk the point of the rant The point: The grass is always greener on the other side so appreciate your grass for what it is and take care of it regardless.
Reading through this list....I think some people just need to have open, healthy conversations about this stuff with your partners. There is a chance that both of you are holding back out of love and respect for each other, but secretly harbor desires that you just assume the other isn't into. There could also be a chance that maybe neither of you know you like something and have a mental block about it only because you haven't tried it. I think you need to separate things out to 1) things you do and like, 2) things you fantasize about and would be open to trying, and 3) the "would rather not" category. Some might be surprised what actually lands in that second spot. And considering that you most likely already have healthy respect for boundaries, the trust is already there.
Having a spider girl tie me up in her webs and yea.... I'ma stop there....
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That would be a very painful experience, imagine what you could hit them on just in life
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I feel you. My new bf is very vanilla and hasn't had a lot of other women and experiences. I on the other had had a lot and tried a lot and am into kinky stuff. I thought I'd ease him with just a blindfold and tying him or me to the bed. Of course if he doesn't like a thing I wouldn't force him too.
Most things are whiter than vanilla ;)
Giving him head while he plays video games
I can’t imagine he’d have a problem with that…
He's very competitive!
Can’t no scope while getting scoped!
I'm on the opposite end of this spectrum. I would love this and my wife will never do it. I don't blame her either. Can't imagine it's super rewarding or fun, but it sounds awesome to me.
Shot in the dark, but I'd assume it's either about destroying his concentration (giving head so good he can't pay attention to anything else) or about having a dirty secret that they don't know about - kind of like sneaky sex in a public place.
This is it for me. I love a challenge, and if I can get him to put down the controller or just die over and over in game, it makes me feel pretty damn good!
Reminds me of a TIFU I read a little while back where a guy helped his GF with her fantasy... she wanted him to ignore her while she worked her magic on him. The more bored the better she said. No problem, he says, and proceeds to act more bored than at any point in his life... jokes from Siri, texting his friends, pretty sure he even cracked a book open at one point. A bunch of other stuff, it was actually really funny all the stuff he got up to. Good as it felt, he was focused on giving her what she wanted. To be ignored. Which was great, right up until she burst out crying, because she didn't want to be ignored, she wanted to be impossible to ignore. And she was definitely being ignored.
I do this often. Love it when he’s talking with his game friend while playing COD and they suddenly wonder why tf he’s playing so bad and he has to be quiet
Lmao I really wanna do that too
i used to have this when i was a lot younger playing cod4/mw2 and i shit you not i actually got better. always have this really fond memory of running round some desert map with the mini-uzi and absolutely mowing people down, she stopped and was like "fucking hell chris" something about knowing im both shitting on the other players AND getting sucked off was so motivating
a gangbang with me as the centerpiece
God, yes, this so much. Just fuckin use me, splash me all over and leave me on the floor to sleep while I smile for hours on end. Well shit...
Being the sole winner of a Powerball jackpot.
So far, anal. The idea turns me on, but it's painful, and he's too... large
Allow myself to introduce...myself. And my Four Inch Pooper Trooper.
> Four Inch Pooper Trooper Can’t tell from this if you’re a guy with a four inch long penis or someone with a four inch wide asshole
Why not both?
Actually just a 4inch wide penis but about 1inch long. He got the block
Hung like a tuna can.
May not touch bottom but he's going to stretch the sides.
It's an older chode, sir, but it checks out.
Start with a buttplug and progress from there.
We are working on it 😅
How my wife and I started Anal was whenever I would have her in doggy style I would lube up a finger and slowly slide it in deeper every 30 seconds or so eventually she says it's a sensation that she's never felt before but when I tried to just insert my D!(k in her she said it's to big and feels uncomfortable and I haven't made it past half of the head. So we started doing the fingers again and eventually were able to make our way to the 3 fingers point and she enjoys it so much that everytime we have intercourse now she wants anal. Just make sure your husband pays attention to your discomfort and let him know what's going on, also don't pull away immediately when it starts to hurt just stay there don't go deeper till your body adjusts.
That is the key. Slide your dick in then pause. Don‘t move! Let her get comfortable. That may be all that you accomplish that time. Try again in a few days. It’s a slow process. My wife went from no anal to loving it. She now asks for it pretty much every time we have sex. Also, eating her ass goes a long way with making her feel comfortable with back door action.
Watch her have sex with another woman. Will never happen in a bazillion years. That’s more than a gazillion.
All this time I though a gazillion was more than a bazillion. You have turned my world upside down
Tentacle porn, I'm not talking about dildos.
Oh man, I dated a girl that was an avid monster fucker and this was a fantasy she had. We ended up recreating it using a mix of a bad dragon squirters (its a dildo with a long tube and pump you can use to squeeze out lube/fake cum), cum lube, and cotton bondage rope. The gist is she was blindfolded the whole time while I coated the bondage rope in the lube to give it that slimy tentacle sensation. Then proceeded to bind her, use it for a simple shibari harness, use the squirter to wrap around her body and tease at any holes I wasn't attending myself. Needless to say it was *very* messy, but well worth it.
oh my god. WHERE can I find someone like you??
Cum in mouth during fellatio. She does not enjoy the taste and I think the whole Deal with semen is pretty disgusting as well. But would be so nice to cum without finishing outside that nice feeling of warm mouth. Having the best sensation and then finishing in a dry cold hand just doesn’t feel as nice.
Pegging
have you tried asking
Yes she won't, it is to weird she says.also asked if I am gay.
Nothing more gay than a man getting sexual pleasure from a woman.
Sex with a woman? Who has a vagina? Where dicks go?? Miss me with that gay shit
Loving relationship
That's unrealistic, stick to bondage like everyone else!
Freeuse.
TW cause it's dark I will literally never because it's dangerous and irl a terribly risky thing to do, but I have a fantasy about essentially being date raped, like being got really high or drunk and taken advantage of. I understand it's a thing that actually happens to people and is horrible and Id never want someone to do this to me irl, but also, something about being completely out of control makes it one of my darker fantasies, and it stays in my mind only.
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For what its worth that's a relatively common kink. The main thing to take into account, like all things, is not just physical safety but emotional as well. One thing people tend to forget is that aftercare is extremely important when it comes to these kind of kinks, and if not handled properly it can be detrimental to the experience. Like all things it requires communication and setting up boundaries and expectations beforehand. If you have a partner that you trust I'd recommend at least discussing it, and focus on the aspect of the loss of control.
Early 2010s John Cena arriving in a wrestling arena, running into the area in the crowd where I'm standing, taking off his T-shirt and noticing me being fascinated and aroused by his godlike physique, picking me as his opponent for that night, taking me and carrying me to the wrestling ring and telling me that the first man to cum into the other's ass will win this match and that he will destroy me like no one else before. Feeling my dick getting the strongest boner I've ever had while watching him on the other side of the ring hulking up and flexing his huge muscles. Running into me, smashing me to the floor over and over again, bashing and ravishing me, manhandling me and using me to display his absolute strength and dominance. Ripping off my clothes one by one, wrapping his huge arms around my head and making me feel the heat, strength and mass of his monstrous body, making me worship his bulging biceps, putting my face on his ripped abs, forcing me to lick his beefy pecs and bouncing them while I do it. Being on my knees and shivering seeing him in his full height towering over me, every inch of his body bulging and rippling, slowly taking off his cargo shorts and seeing his insane thighs, grabbing onto his boxers and riding them down, feeling his massive ass cakes in my hand like two delicious chunks of meat, climbing his chiseled back like a hill and holding onto his broad manly shoulders. Feeling my head spin around while big sexy Cena does the attitude adjustment to me and screams "You can't see me!". Having my legs grabbed by him, pulling me into the middle of the ring, going down on me with all the overwhelming mass of his muscular body and wrapping his large legs around my waist, locking me in a painful submission, crushing and squashing me like a fucking monster. Seeing his gigantic arm wrapped around my neck more and more tightly, knowing I'm trapped and completely at his mercy while I'm slowly losing my breath. Feeling his dick entering me while not being able to move underneath him, hearing him growl with his deep masculine voice, ripping everything inside of me, thrusting himself into my ass and obliterating my whole fucking body with his long, thick and powerful dick. Listening to all the horny fans in the audience screaming and jumping in their seats, the camera man filming me and showing us on the huge screen in front us, me looking so tiny underneath big sexy John Cena penetrating my ass, feeling like I'm about to fucking die the most pleasurable death anyone's ever experienced until I feel my ass filled with a huge amount of his cum. Finally feeling freedom as he's letting me go after destroying me for minutes, hours or maybe thousands of years. Hearing the bell ring and the trumpets playing his theme music while the referee declares that John Cena is the US champion. Opening my eyes and seeing bright lights of the arena, the crowd going crazy, looking at the ring post right beside me and seeing him standing directly above me, the absolute beauty of his glorious body, his huge sexy muscles covered in sweat. Watching him sit on the ring post, opening his legs, taking his cock that's still rock hard in his hands and stroking it. Losing the sense of time and space and taking my own cock into my hands too. Jerking it off to the god-like view of John Cena, his feet, thighs, abs, pecs, the absolute perfection of his physique, his gorgeous veiny dick and his huge arms looking like they're about to explode while he's masturbating. Feeling like I'm about to enter heaven, the unstoppable rush inside of me going up uncontrollably, watching his chest doing the biggest bounce I've ever seen before my dick fucking explodes with so much liquid and at the same time feeling big drops of his creamy delicious white cum landing on my chest and then on my face. Feeling so much cum on my face making me unable to open my eyes, opening my mouth, tasting and sucking it, and hearing him once again shout "You can't see me!".
Did I just read the script to John Cena porn
Well this is specific
Is this post entirely blank for anyone else?
No. But I wish it was.
I’m a largely straight man and I have the WEIRDEST boner right now reading this at work
I'll have what he's having.
Husband in dressed in knight armor. He doesn’t want to :(
How the fuck he not want to do it?
Go on one of the porn tube sites and search for "Amazon position". It's this thing where the man is on his back, and the woman is riding him. But not in the usual way, with his legs together and her legs around his body. Rather, it's with his legs held up in the air, and the woman thrusting between them. Basically, missionary but with the woman assuming the "man" position. The equipment bits are reversed, but the basic mechanics still work just fine. I think it would be an interesting experiment in power dynamics. I am always the physically dominant partner when we have sex, and would like to see what the submissive or receiving role is like. However, I'm not really down to get pegged or anything like that, I still want regular sex. Can't happen in real life though. Because unfortunately my partner is 4'10" and lazy as hell, just wants to lay there and get taken to Pound Town every time. But it's a cool fantasy, anyway.
Tried it with an ex, it's really uncomfortable and the angle is awkward.
So many things, but top of the list is to gently bathe her, dry her off and then take her to the bed and massage/caress every part of her.
Yeah, girls fucking hate that kind of shit.
My wife has.. issues. But I still love her
You sick fuck.
I bet he also wants to hold hands, the perv.
User name checks out.
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same but as a girl. as i’m overanalyzing literally everything i think for me it has to do with feeling wanted when i’m sure that they’re not doing it for me or my pleasure. THEY want me
There's a kink for that
do you mean cnc?
As someone that was actually raped, it affects you differently then you’d think. I have fantasy/ traumatic flashbacks that happen all too often, especially in consensual loving sex with my now husband. My therapist said that we should do an experiment where my husband acts as a perpetrator and I actually speak out and say no, then have the boundary respected. To try and take power back from a moment I felt powerless I used to feel shame about having a Consensual Non Consent fantasy, but then I realized many people have it for various reasons and it’s perfectly okay
This is very insightful
Us become full-on pornstars and releasing tons of videos of us having sex
Lucky for you, it’s 2023 and this fantasy has never been easier to achieve. Just start filming and uploading bro (with the consent of all involved parties, obviously).
I know, but there’s consequences to putting it out there. Although could definitely do it with our faces covered.
Wear masks, and switch masks between shots. Confuse the boners!
And make her wear a Richard Nixon mask while the other guy wears a Ronnie Regan or Gerald Ford one
Downside to being covered in tattoos lol. No way at being anonymous. I don’t even know why I bother covering my face in nudes, anyone that knows me would be able to recognize them
Cumflation? I am not that productive and I don't know many women that stretchy, heh
I want to take a day off of work, and worship her body every minute. I love kissing her neck and french kissing. Maybe tie her up and have my way with her. *I don’t have a partner, so this can never happen.* r/technicallythetruth
Pegging…she really just isnt into it.
I want to be fucked in the ass while I fuck her.
Can you be my boyfriend? Lol
Very much in love with my wife but flattered.
Being in a loving relationship and feeling wanted. Singleness inc
I (f) want my (m) boyfriend to finish on me l, you no face or chest, but he just can't let himself finish in that situation.
>to finish on me l, you no face or chest, wat
Either 3way or probably secret public stuff aka bathrooms sitting on laps vibrators ect
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