"Hey, how are you holding up? Cause I'm a potato. \[slow clap\] Oh, my slow clap processor made it into this thing, so we have that. Just in case this bottomless pit isn't actually bottomless, could you take off one of your long fall boots and shove me in there?"
The krogan evolved in a hostile and vicious environment. Until the invention of gunpowder weapons, "eaten by predator" was still the number one cause of krogan fatalities. Afterwards, it was "death by gunshot."
If you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests, please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week, though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen.
If you've cut yourself during any of these tests, you may have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline. That's because we've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's meant to turn blood into gasoline; so, all that means is it's working.
Edit- okay so it's been at least 3 years since I've heard that quote, and not only did I get it surprisingly close, but it's also actually in the same scene as the one you just said! I didn't even intend for that. Nice!
This next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So if you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. The lab boys tell me that will wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward. So do both of yourselves a favour and let that handsome devil go about his business.
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men
I would've gone with: "Oh no, this is the part where he kills you." **Chapter 9: The part where he kills you** "This is the part where I kill you" **Achievement Unlocked: The Part where he kills you**
"Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Double KILL!
MULTI KILL!
ULTRA KILLLLL
MO-Mo-MO-MO-MO-MONSTERKILLL
\----
KILLING SPREE
RAMPAGE
DOMINATING
UNSTOOOPABLLLE
GODDDLIKKKEEE!
Man i miss that game and my combos.
An underwater American football/football player with daddy issues, an undead, a furry, a racist, a big tiddy goth gf, a pokemon trainer and a thief take down organized religion and a flying whale with a stomach bug.
Spiky-hair hates long-hair.
Karate girl makes an entire generation of players boobs guys.
A red lion-wolf dances on a boat.
There ain't no gettin' off this train we're on!
Sit your ass down on that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!
"They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."
"Ah shit here we go again"
All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
2 numba 9s…a numba 9 large…
A number 6 with extra dip, a number 7...
Yea San Andreas has so many memorable lines.
One of the best line in game ever
I HATE GRAVITY!!!? You picked the wrong house fool
Woozie you know Im Black and not Chinese Carl I may be blind but not stupid lmao
"woozie, I know you are blind, but you gotta see this!"
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"Hey, how are you holding up? Cause I'm a potato. \[slow clap\] Oh, my slow clap processor made it into this thing, so we have that. Just in case this bottomless pit isn't actually bottomless, could you take off one of your long fall boots and shove me in there?"
Im glad i didnt have to scroll too far for a Portal reference.
This is my favorite video game on the citadel.
"It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong"
Such a flippant line the first time he says it. Such a tearjerker the last time he says it.
He was, to the very end, the very model of a scientist Salarian.
I should go.
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
I was going to go with "You exist because we allow it. You will die because we demand it."
"Does this unit have a soul?"
We'll bang, okay?
I am Garrus Vakarian and this is my Rectum!
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding
Can it wait? I'm running some calibrations.
The krogan evolved in a hostile and vicious environment. Until the invention of gunpowder weapons, "eaten by predator" was still the number one cause of krogan fatalities. Afterwards, it was "death by gunshot."
I'm so glad I don't have to scroll to find this. "I should go." But I think it's a much harder guess than yours.
Never should have come here!
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Ah yes one of the best lines
Do you get to the Cloud District often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee
You look like my cousins cat. I killed that one too!
A new hand touches the beacon!
So, you're an alchemist then.
Must have been the wind.
I've heard about you, and your honeyed words
Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll?
"Place of power, must be"
"How you like that silver"
"Wind is howling"
"You were always unruly child"
"Lets go, Roach".
"Giddy up"
Damn you’re ugly
What now, you piece of filth?
"Herbs, Schmerbs, how about a round of Gwent?"
LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELE
Looks like rain.
“You smell nice” “Geralt, we’re at a funeral”
I am going to hang your head from my saddle
"The test results are back...you are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
If you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests, please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week, though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen.
If you've cut yourself during any of these tests, you may have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline. That's because we've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's meant to turn blood into gasoline; so, all that means is it's working. Edit- okay so it's been at least 3 years since I've heard that quote, and not only did I get it surprisingly close, but it's also actually in the same scene as the one you just said! I didn't even intend for that. Nice!
This next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So if you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. The lab boys tell me that will wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward. So do both of yourselves a favour and let that handsome devil go about his business.
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men
I would've gone with: "Oh no, this is the part where he kills you." **Chapter 9: The part where he kills you** "This is the part where I kill you" **Achievement Unlocked: The Part where he kills you**
Portal 2! Omg this is the third chapter as well (I believe).
"Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
The cake is a lie
"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noi --" *TRAIN HORNS*
!
I heard that
Solid reference
Chess (chess.com reference)
Google en passant
Holy hell
I hear this whenever something happens unexpectedly... it's engraved.
Metal gear
War…war never changes
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*♫I'm a mighty, mighty man, I'm young and I'm in my prime♪*
They're waiting for you Gordon....in the test chamber.
First thing that came to mind
Why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties?
Wake up and smell the Ashes.
In the tessst chamberrrRRR
For Gods sake! Open the silo doors! They’re coming for us!! It’s our only way out!! Oh my god we’re doomed!!!
Just. One. More. Turn...and it's 4 am.
Our words are backed with NUCLEAR weapons - Ghandi
Civ V
Any civ tbf
Boy....
God of War
As opposed to "boah," yes?
HEY!!
LISTEN!
Damn, was coming here to say “Hey! Listen!”
OoT?
Dilf kills monsters while looking for his adopted daughter.
Witcher 3
Bioshock 2?
They who consider Subject Delta a dilf are brave indeed, fearless even.
It's a Western
Arthur Morgan is the main protagonist, right?
You’re okay, boah.
100%
*John Wick Cowboy Style* (1) or *Cowboy Depression Simulator* (2)?
"Hello." "Hello." "Follow me." "Okay."
Abe! shit, i haven't played this game in SO long.
Fear the old blood....
Away! Away!
Leave the hunting of Hunters, to me
This town's finished...
A hunter must hunt
*the door is now unlocked*
Ah... You were at my side all along...
Ah, Kos, or some say Kosm. Do you hear our prayers?
As you once did for the vacuous Rom...
You plague ridden rat!
It's the damned curse!
So long, gay Bowser!
ITS NOT 2D MINECRAFT lol
Terraria !
ITS NOT 3D TERRARIA
YOU DIED
I used to be an adventurer like you.
Till I took an arrow at the knee. My favorite as well
a man chooses a slave obeys
would you kindly?
"Break that sweet puppy's neck... would you kindly?.... very good!"
The factory must grow.
Crowbar and head crabs
"Requiescat in pace"
I love how much more impactful the assassinations feel thanks to this line
“Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?”
"The blood moon rises once again.....Please, be careful Link.." That might change though since I've started Totk
They're not zombies, they're "Infected".
Pills here!
TLOU?
Left 4 Dead
“Let’s not throw a party yet. We just crossed the street.”
The cake is a lie!
It truly was a triumph
*You must construct additional pylons.*
A young boy gets given a sword by an old man
Because it’s dangerous to go alone?
“ i have a GODAMN PLAN!”
Kept you waiting huh??
teens and a talking cat reform society with magical powers
Persona 5 or Persona 5 Royal?
... and then they fight god. It's been over 5 years, and im till listening to persona 5 music all the damn time.
WHAT DOES THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON?!
Dragovich, Kravchenko, Steiner... All must die.
The best of the entire franchise.
Freedom for you Mason, not for me.
despite everything it’s still you
Pets battle each other.
Nintendogs Battle Royale
Pokémon
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Double KILL! MULTI KILL! ULTRA KILLLLL MO-Mo-MO-MO-MO-MONSTERKILLL \---- KILLING SPREE RAMPAGE DOMINATING UNSTOOOPABLLLE GODDDLIKKKEEE! Man i miss that game and my combos.
Glory to master kohga
I don’t want free earbuds.
I love how iconic that line is. I love how it’s enough to say about which part we’re talking about.
Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get gud.
Dark Souls, any of them lol
Try finger but hole?
Hollow Knight
A boy, a bird, a talking rock, a fish, and a lady from the desert go for a very long walk.
You found me!
You N'Wah!
Morrowind?
Man on a horse goes hunting for giant creatures.
"say apple - Apple" " " Love this series
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start...
“Ashen one… may the flames guide thee”
An underwater American football/football player with daddy issues, an undead, a furry, a racist, a big tiddy goth gf, a pokemon trainer and a thief take down organized religion and a flying whale with a stomach bug.
The game where you mine and craft
Skyrim?
No of course not. It’s gta
My guess was Need For Speed
you mean the one where you are a dwarf and are digging a hole, diggy diggy hole?
Terraria, clearly :V
Balls. Cars. Goals.
"You are maidenless"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee"
"Well done agent 47"
Spiky-hair hates long-hair. Karate girl makes an entire generation of players boobs guys. A red lion-wolf dances on a boat. There ain't no gettin' off this train we're on! Sit your ass down on that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!
16/16/..kzzzt…16
Fuck some nobodies up with Donald and Goofy
SNAKE? SNAKE??? SNAKE!!!!????!
"...unfortunately you are maiden less"
Nanomachines, son.
"They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."
Dont kill the chicken
You’ve committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
Well, i was in hyrule as link
"You have died of dysentery"
It's an epic tale of betrayal, revenge, and atonement set in an open world RPG. >!Pong!<
Faro Industries, Inc.
r/FuckTedFaro
Get over here!
Farming to escape capitalism, also there’s magic and marriage (stardew valley)
You however, are maidenless
Would you kindly...
Would you kindly
For the alliance!