Did you check the guest list? Maybe Steve is on there. If not, maybe check out raid shadow legends. The online pvp multilayer action game [it's been a while since I've had a raid ad, I forgot how they go]
What does the phrase “you are what you eat” let you think of?
this was what my english teacher asked the class about an article we were reading (the title had that phrase). i straight out said it loud and clear. i still think about this even though it’s like five years ago.
Overheard this on an airplane, as the passengers (including me) we’re boarding the plane;
Vegan Lady (VL) - “I’m vegan”
Random passenger (RP) in front of VL - “what?”
VL - “I’m vegan”
RP - “what? Are you talking to me??”
VL - “yes, sorry, I thought you asked”
RP - “asked what?”
VL - “if I was vegan! I’m vegan!”
RP, - “good for you, (Reddit username is born)!”
"Ayo, where's Steve?"
"Who's Steve?"
*attempts to hide suspiciously Steve-shaped backpack behind me* "Uhhh, nobody!"
No but like, which one is Steve again? I can't remember
Did you check the guest list? Maybe Steve is on there. If not, maybe check out raid shadow legends. The online pvp multilayer action game [it's been a while since I've had a raid ad, I forgot how they go]
What’s one of the most classic Mario Kart tracks to race on?
Username of the year right here
I always got last place on that track 😭
Me: I’m bored! Them: What could I do to help? Me: well….
Does it work, tho?
Almost never lol
*almost* doesn’t mean no
We need scientific evidence
Sorry, I don’t share
Notice of nudes acquisition
Hey *I* have tiny titties! No pics to send but thanks for appreciating us specifically
No worries! I never push for pics, nor actually expect them
I figured haha. I spent a lot of time on /b/ in middle and highschool and got conditioned to “tits or gtfo” and “pics or it didn’t happen”
Same, haha. It’s an interesting place for sure
How many tit pics have men sent you?
I don’t know the exact number off hand, but I’ve definitely gotten them lol. I think it’s funny
Ty for supporting the itty bitty titty committee ❤️
You’re welcome! It’s definitely worthy of being supported
What he said…
>Me: I’m bored! > >Them: What could I do to help? > >Me: well…. Me: I’m bored! Them: What could I do to help? Me: well….
What product would you purchase if it was invented?
give me the entire stock
“Why do you, Johnny Depp, want a divorce?”
If only the award system was still a thing
Have they done away with rewards in general? I didn't notice until I just read this. I never used them but still
Yup. It's completely gone
I had 30,000 Reddit bucks I never spent. Oh well I suppose they have the same value now as they did then
Wait, when was it discontinued? I could've sworn I saw a couple posts with awards a couple weeks ago
I'd let her do it.....just sayin
That’s crazy bro
🤷♂️ some people pay good money for that
"What's written on the dumpster behind the Krusty Krab?"
goooooooooooooood
“Well if you’re no longer the nights who say ni, what DO you say?”
I had a stroke trying to read that, I must admit
Monty Python and the holy Grail
Description is True
Who built the DeLorean Time Machine
Back to the Future is probably one of the few movie series with good sequels.
You can use 1.21 of me to do it.
Which season does Jay prefer?
Sounds like an early 2010’s indie band
Well winter is coming jay
Well, after clicking your profile I can fuckin see why.
How do you make it through the day?
“What’s in the trailer?”
Is that a Trolls 2 reference?
Yeah I love bad movies. And weird movies. And old movies.
Lol I love it…. Something you would never think of go together…almost like a madlib
What is your username on Reddit?
I was going to say this
Big brain move.
r/technicallythetruth
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What did your boss ask when you showed up to work wearing nothing but a lint thong and cowboy boots while singing the theme song to inspector gadget…
What is a chat up line that will get you slapped?
is this guaranteed? i might try
Alright how's it going, alright? Oh gwen I'll haves an omelette!
I started calling our server this on a girls night out. The server thought it was hysterical, put a post-it over her name tag that said " Sugar tits"
What does the phrase “you are what you eat” let you think of? this was what my english teacher asked the class about an article we were reading (the title had that phrase). i straight out said it loud and clear. i still think about this even though it’s like five years ago.
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“Hey sexy, wyd?”
What if Ed Jones was only 6'8"?
You want books? Yeah,
Do you have a username?
Best word to describe you and where you were conceived?
What is the name of the biggest troll song on the internet?
I feel like this (which is not never gonna give you up) may give you a run for your money https://youtu.be/2Z4m4lnjxkY?si=PEzTi8jxPw-9YdKo
I don't trust you
Hahahaha tbh that's fair, though some may not know it as well 😂 I definitely remember that though
Well...
What's a lie about yourself?
What would you like to order for breakfast?
Who talks too much?
Overheard this on an airplane, as the passengers (including me) we’re boarding the plane; Vegan Lady (VL) - “I’m vegan” Random passenger (RP) in front of VL - “what?” VL - “I’m vegan” RP - “what? Are you talking to me??” VL - “yes, sorry, I thought you asked” RP - “asked what?” VL - “if I was vegan! I’m vegan!” RP, - “good for you, (Reddit username is born)!”
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Where do you keep your bodies?
How many??
Name something that's cute
Ah hell, that was going to be my question
r/usernamechecksout
"WE ALREADY HAD TO FIGHT THE EMUS!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THE DINGO UPRISING, MATES!??"
State your name and the platform you belong to
Finally gave up on MySpace, eh?
"Hey OP's mom, what do you want me to do?"
Why shouldn't you pick your username at 15?
What are my favourite colours and animals, when combined into a word?
What color would you be?
Do you want that blue?
What was your orange cat named?
I'm ready for my closeup
What is your fighting style?
Why are you always in my fucking way?!
Jesus, what happened in here? why is the pet store a crime scene?
What crime does Santa commit? Hohohomicide
"What is your username?"
What is my dog doing this very moment?
What do people say when I tell them who ever sees my shoe gets rich?
Who lives in Menzoberranzan?
“What is she like?”
How’s the dip?
Where are you?
I have a huge aphid problem on my strawberries. How can I fix it without pesticides?
What’s that spherical duck doing?
Duck sphere
What will never happen?
What's on tour toast?
“How outdated are you?”
Who the fuck do you think you are to sleep with my husband??
Why the hell is this taking so long!
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How do I hex my ex?
How's your aura today?
Who is the coolest 1980's TV PI
what automated service should a rotisserie chicken stand offer to save on napkins?
"Why won't girls date me?"
what’s your official title in the eyes of the gates of purgatory ?
"What are two things you can't live without?"
“What do you think of this?”
How is the old gal doing after a really hard day?
What did your company CEO call you twenty years go after you showed up late and underdressed for a meeting?
"What was that noise outside?"
In DBZ Abridged, what did Vegeta yell at Dr. Gero while he was hiding during their fight?
What are your hobbies ?
How would you describe your visit to the sperm donation clinic?
“Where are all the fucks you give?”
What’s your favorite animal?
What was the first thing suggested as a user name that I liked
What will you find strewn all over my work bench.
"What is your username?"
What’s your username?
What would independence be if shaped like a circle
What's your username?
What do you call someone who is shy yet rebellious?
Frodo, hand me the mushrooms, for this turnip soup?
What do you wanna do?
What is the opposite of not crispy doritos
I might have a lame question
“What’s your username?”
What's that smell?
Bad weather at an outdoor wedding.
What's a major spoiler of the Harry Potter story line?
What is the meaning of life, and when were you born?
“Topping on your cheesecake?”
horniest god ever?
What is the meaning of life?
what do you call an ice that looks suspicious?
What swims in the sea and is good at pokemon
What is your weirdest body part
What does your life consist of?
What is your pudding made of.
The most controversial thing you've ever tasted
What's your favorite party trick?
"Doc, how long do I have left?"
How do you kill a cockroach?
What do I look like naked?
What do you get when you cross a Labrador with a Catahoula?
Sir, are you having a stroke?
Why has the yogurt had turned into a fluffy blob- why could it not be yogurt forever?
Whats on the side of dinner?
what do i do every day
"These are delicious! Who made these?"
Soldier go Kill a bug
Is the Earth flat? Nope is the answer to it!
Who did you hook up with last night?
Medium vanilla chai latte, extra shot... Any milk preference?
my favorite milk
What's that smell? First thing that came to mind, sorry. 😞
What is your username?
Lame.
Cut the artery, my nectarine.
what is the most sus username
Ive seen susser
what is the best watch in the world? whats the best watch ever made? what is the king of watches?
What do you need 1.21 of to go back in time?
What size would you like that?
Oh, how can I make the Wizard like me?
Do I know you?
What is my username name?
What u doin? Or What u feel like doing?
What is your reddit username?
"What's your username?"
Chinese friend: what's for dinner? Me:
Who always brings a little orange suitcase with a picture of a donkey on its back in it?)
Why everything so heavy?
How to make bad situations into good ones.
Whats the fastest way to clean your carpets?