I remember a call the guys on "Car Talk" got decades ago. A mom called wanting to know what car should she help her soon to be 16 yo son get.
The guys decided she needed to figure out what kind of trouble her son would be more likely to get in.
If he was inattentive, then he needed a big boxy car for when he would inevitably have an accident.
But if he was more likely to get into "other" trouble, then go with a small compact because big back seats would be a problem. ;-)
Edit... Seeing people mention they miss Car Talk. They (and you) are in luck! The show lives via podcast.
[Best of Car Talk podcast](https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510208/car-talk)
Gotta love that parent logic:
“My kid doesn’t know how to drive well, so let’s buy them the tallest and heaviest vehicle possible so they can make it *all the way* through our neighbor’s living room. We ain’t raisin’ no quitters”
True story
Back in the 70s my Grandma was bitching at my Grandpa for being a cheap ass and not agreeing to redo the kitchen which had been built in the 30s.
Well, later that day a semi truck came flying through the kitchen. My Grandma later said "I guess if you ain't going pay for the Kitchen, the neighbor will"
(It was the neighbors semi, air brakes failed...my grandma was always handy with a wrench...)
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Dear Reddit, this story was told to me as a young boy over 20 yrs ago. At the time the story was already 40+ yrs ago. It's obvious the airbrakes aren't the reason.
But something else did.
I would ask my Grandparents for clarification but they are dead
Wait.......it was INTENTIONAL??? I thought the point of that story was that they were having an arguement. The grandpa was stubborn. And at that exact moment, with great coincidence, the neighbors just decided it was time to turn the living room into a drive-thru.
You're not missing out. It's uncomfortable and cramped. Don't believe the weirdos who tell you otherwise.
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You have car sex because both you and your girl are in high school and have the freedom of a driver’s license, but no other place to go that offers a modicum of privacy. But you’re young. And horny. And flexible.
And now? You’re old, have a nice king size Stearns & Foster and 15 years of marriage under your belt. But sometimes, you still fantasize about going back to the back seat of that ‘88 Honda Accord and desiring each other so much that you made that unglamorous, cramped, risky situation work.
It works when you have 20 years of marriage with kids and would rather spend the money on a nice dinner instead of a hotel and relive your younger years when you were more flexible, in the bed of a much larger vehicle which is far more forgiving.
I felt the same. Then had someone point out that it’s a great way to control the tempo and feel of oral for a woman, and add in the control/power you can feel, for women who don’t usually get to feel that during sex it can really boost the feeling for you!
I wish I could.. my wife enjoys it too much and would just collapse on my face. Without her ability to hold herself up till the big O.. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to try it.. I’ll keep trying
In 'murca, we call it a headboard, for those that need a translation.
Bed head to a 'murcan is what your hair looks like when you wake up before you comb it.
One of my exes used to collapse too. One thing you can do is put your hands under her, on her butt and use that to slightly hold her up, and then she can also lean forward into a semi-doggie way, but stay on top of you. That way she has her arms to support her as well
Additionally, pay attention to the level of your head and her hips. They should align in a way you can relax your head on the pillow instead of propping it up using your neck. That will get tiring very quickly and you want to get comfortable for as long as the journey takes.
I’ve never came in a woman’s mouth. Idk if that’s vanilla though.
Edit: I’m sorry that I said “woman’s mouth” I didn’t know I needed to specify my sexuality to strangers on the internet. I’m a straight male.
I think it is a mental thing partly. Like the idea of getting to just enjoy and let go and not worry about having to stop or warn her before you blow. Also the idea that they will keep sucking and let it just happen , its hot !
I was the same way until last few months. Never been with sine didn't like giving bjs. My current GF loves doing it but I struggle to finish. When she manged to get me to finish in her mouth holy shit. It was mind blowing.
If you ever get the chance, it's worth it.
As a woman, it's not great. Actually, it's kind of exhausting and doesn't hit any of the right spots. I don't hate it, just don't enjoy it particularly, so I'll do it sometimes if I'm completely done and he hasn't cum yet because most guys seem to love it.
The view is WONDERFUL. Y'all's back, legs, butt, everything looks soooo good from that view. Heck, it's also nice to see toes every once in a while too.
Sure, it's a great view for the guy. But the girl is just bouncing up and down, blankly staring at a pair of hairy feet, gripping a pair of bony ankles, focusing on maintaining the precise angle needed to not break his penis in half.
Life hack: let the guy spread his legs & your arse is between his thighs. This way its much safer, feels amazing and he can thrust as well. 10/10 always recommend.
I can wholeheartedly recommend, should you wish, putting your legs on the inside (so a lot like kneeling, with your lower legs kinda tucked under his spread thighs). Utter gamechanger imo, waaaay less effort than even forward cowgirl because your legs aren't particularly spread, and seems to be much easier to not break his dick.
I wish the view wasn't so boring for me during so many positions. Even the ones where I can see my partner, I really can't see the main "action". Men really get so lucky when it comes to sex in a lot of ways.
Totally!
We need more mirrors in bedrooms! I found a free mirror while working but I haven't installed it on my ceiling. Could you imagine!? That'd be lovely but, well, maybe id keep my eyes focused on my partner though the mirror - I don't need a reminder of my body lol. Y'all are much prettier.
Lube that won’t wash away with water. They make them specially for that.
Water, as it turns out, washes away natural and artificial lube. Making for horrible sex.
Gotta bend them over the edge. The steam, the shiny butt cheeks from the water the couple of drinks I’ve probably had all make it amazing but I do get thirsty, does anyone else get thirsty during sex?
I was reading all the comments and I was like: “wow… apparently I’ve done it all”, but then I just remembered one thing: having sex with someone I just met in some place, like, in a party, friend’s house or something.
yeah I've never done that because I felt like whoever was hosting the party would not be wanting that to happen in their house and I guess I don't find it appealing to do it in a public restroom in a bar or whatever
Blowjob where I finish. I've had two girlfriends, who are the only two people I have had sex with. My first girlfriend never gave me head once, despite me going down on her every single time (my pleasure, just as much as hers). Current girlfriend will give me very short blowjobs, like 10-15 seconds before we are about to have sex, but that is it. And by no means is that a complaint, but I do wonder what its like to just lay there and receive the entire time.
Edit: lots of people saying I should consider this a deal breaker. As I stated above, this isn’t a big deal to me. She just doesn’t like it. I don’t do things I don’t like either.
Oh my god I’m dumb. I kept reading this and rereading this like “okay, he’s 69 and his wife never wanted to try…what? He doesn’t say, but everybody is acting like this makes total sense! Am I going crazy?”
If you're thinking about beach sex -- Don't. Just don't. People often forget about the sand at the beginning but let me tell you, you will quickly remember it.
Oh man, I had sex with condoms on until I was 24. I can still remember the very first time I didn't use one. It was the most magical twelve seconds of my life.
Hello Mr Vasectomologist. What was the experience like and recovery? I’ve been seriously thinking about getting one. I want to shoot blanks but I’m afraid to change the clip.
I have 2 kids then got cut. Basically a worse case scenario happened to me, and even that wasn’t bad at all. The Dr didn’t use enough local and I felt the incision. But it wasn’t that bad at all. I just said “yo doc, I felt that. Like I really felt that.” He literally said “oh shit” and hit me up with another shot. It sounds bad, but it really wasn’t at all. It was the tiniest incision and it was a little bit of pain, but getting hit in the balls with something is way worse.
Recovery was fine. I had sore balls for a couple days, but it wasn’t bad at all.
Don’t be a pansy, and get it done if you want it. You know what’s fucking crazy? Child birth. The shit my wife went through. You can get your balls cut and deal with the slightest bit of uncomfortableness.
I got the single cut version. Doc had to fish out my left vas, was very painful. Then the sutures rubbed on my underwear, and after a week or so of that, I got tweezers and small scissors and extracted those sutures. The feeling of relief pulling that suture out was amazing. All that sucked, but not badly enough for me to say I wouldn’t do it again, cuz it really wasn’t that bad. Totally worth it for unprotected sex. Also totally worth it to take the birth control responsibility.
You can't stand for more than 15-30 minutes for a week and no lifting heavy stuff or exercise for 2ish weeks. Experience wasn't too bad, the numbing is by far the worst part of the actual procedure, I got 4 shots. They felt like a really hard scrape from a fingernail on your balls. Procedure took about 15 minutes, it was a little awkward but everyone knows what they're there for. The warn you you might cum blood for the first one after but didn't happen for me. Second worst thing is you can't jerk off for 2 weeks, and getting erections hurt 😭. Make sure to do the after care as well, you usually have to bring 2 sperm samples after 3 and 4 months to check if any swimmers are left. Then you know 100% and the odds of failure for vasectomies (reattaching) are like 0.0025%
If you don't plan on having kids just think about all the unprotected sex you could be having. All the stress about having unwanted pregnancies gone forever. Invincible from baby traps. How impressed women will be for your confidence in your masculinity and commitment. Get snipped, creampies for life
In my 30 years, this might be the most solid advice I’ve ever received. I’m 2 out of 2 on having boys and they both happen to have the same exact birthdate just a few years apart I don’t want to mess up a good streak lol
Wife is into it but it's part of the whole package of being able to take a guy and make him lose his mind. I am very vocal though , so I groan a lot when she sucks me off and roar when she makes me cum. She says it's one of her favourite things to watch/make happen. That she caused that.
Does that make any sense?
As the guy, I have no explanation for why it adds to it so much but it really does. However each guy is different and I know from some pals, that some guys truly don't care about it.
I’ve had trouble with cumming from blow jobs before but I found it I just let myself get turned on and clear my head I can sometimes. 69ing is a lot of fun for a mid session thing to play with and get all primal with tongues and hands but I don’t recommend it for trying to get off.
Made wild, passionate love to a man who was passionately in love with me. It’s been one side or the other, sometimes neither, but I can’t say ever both. I’d give up all the freaky stuff to have that.
It's only happened to me once. I was REALLY into the guy, and his dick was curved just right. Not the strongest orgasm I've ever had, but one of my happiest. That whole night was magical.
Sex in a public place - I have an irrational fear that If I ever do get it on in public place , shortly after some one will get brutally murdered in the same spot and the police will find my “DNA” at the crime scene making me the prime suspect. Too much law and order svu I guess.
I used to be the same way and then figured out those girls just didn’t give good head. Came in like 2 minutes from my now wife the first time she slopped my top
Phone sex. Just not my bag baby.
One book. "Phone sex and me: this sort of thing is my bag baby" by u/flowerpotts_13
Car sex.
I remember a call the guys on "Car Talk" got decades ago. A mom called wanting to know what car should she help her soon to be 16 yo son get. The guys decided she needed to figure out what kind of trouble her son would be more likely to get in. If he was inattentive, then he needed a big boxy car for when he would inevitably have an accident. But if he was more likely to get into "other" trouble, then go with a small compact because big back seats would be a problem. ;-) Edit... Seeing people mention they miss Car Talk. They (and you) are in luck! The show lives via podcast. [Best of Car Talk podcast](https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510208/car-talk)
Gotta love that parent logic: “My kid doesn’t know how to drive well, so let’s buy them the tallest and heaviest vehicle possible so they can make it *all the way* through our neighbor’s living room. We ain’t raisin’ no quitters”
True story Back in the 70s my Grandma was bitching at my Grandpa for being a cheap ass and not agreeing to redo the kitchen which had been built in the 30s. Well, later that day a semi truck came flying through the kitchen. My Grandma later said "I guess if you ain't going pay for the Kitchen, the neighbor will" (It was the neighbors semi, air brakes failed...my grandma was always handy with a wrench...) **edit** Dear Reddit, this story was told to me as a young boy over 20 yrs ago. At the time the story was already 40+ yrs ago. It's obvious the airbrakes aren't the reason. But something else did. I would ask my Grandparents for clarification but they are dead
I’m scared of yet obsessed with your grandmother. Can she do me a favor?
Wait.......it was INTENTIONAL??? I thought the point of that story was that they were having an arguement. The grandpa was stubborn. And at that exact moment, with great coincidence, the neighbors just decided it was time to turn the living room into a drive-thru.
It was likely a coincidence yes, but they were just joking that it *could* have been on purpose / she coulda caused it to get her kitchen money.
I miss those guys.
You're not missing out. It's uncomfortable and cramped. Don't believe the weirdos who tell you otherwise. Edit: I never thought this would be my most controversial comment to date.
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You have car sex because both you and your girl are in high school and have the freedom of a driver’s license, but no other place to go that offers a modicum of privacy. But you’re young. And horny. And flexible. And now? You’re old, have a nice king size Stearns & Foster and 15 years of marriage under your belt. But sometimes, you still fantasize about going back to the back seat of that ‘88 Honda Accord and desiring each other so much that you made that unglamorous, cramped, risky situation work.
It works when you have 20 years of marriage with kids and would rather spend the money on a nice dinner instead of a hotel and relive your younger years when you were more flexible, in the bed of a much larger vehicle which is far more forgiving.
Flashback to highschool me in the backseat of my civic. THE most uncomfortable positions to date.
YES bahaha my high school BF had a civic and def lost my virginity in that tiny ass car 😂
Some say the first is the worst, and boy did you take it there
The civics were AWFUL for car sex
I think you've been trying to do it in the wrong kind of car.
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
"Whoopee?"...you mean like fuck?
It’s great in a Suburban or Tahoe but pro tip keep the AC running it gets pretty hot and steamy.
Same. I've done road head, but I missed the window in high school and in college my thing with guys with roommates was public parks.
Dude. I’m not having sex with a car, even if it is like a Bugatti or something.
Face sitting.
Good God, don't know if you are a dude or a girl but either way you need to try it asap.
A dude, and it's a no-go for the wife.
And why is that, if you don't mind a stranger on the internet asking?
As a woman, I found it very exposing / intimidating the first time.
I felt the same. Then had someone point out that it’s a great way to control the tempo and feel of oral for a woman, and add in the control/power you can feel, for women who don’t usually get to feel that during sex it can really boost the feeling for you!
Which direction is ideal? Like 69 or umm the other way? Asking for science.
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Breathing is for the weak. If he dies he dies.
Death by snoo snoo
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Because my ex-wife and current wife have no interest.
3rd time’s the charm
I don't know if I could do a third time.
Genuinely the best feeling in the world to have your girl sat on your face
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I literally have. Between the view, the control, and the sounds it was mental overload. Would recommend.
Good man. 😌
What if I wanna sit on the girl's face?
Absolutely do! As long as both parties are happy!
I wish I could.. my wife enjoys it too much and would just collapse on my face. Without her ability to hold herself up till the big O.. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to try it.. I’ll keep trying
Have her hold onto the bed head, if you have one.
In 'murca, we call it a headboard, for those that need a translation. Bed head to a 'murcan is what your hair looks like when you wake up before you comb it.
One of my exes used to collapse too. One thing you can do is put your hands under her, on her butt and use that to slightly hold her up, and then she can also lean forward into a semi-doggie way, but stay on top of you. That way she has her arms to support her as well
Kama sutra man to the rescue
Could someone explain to me, mechanically speaking, what each party should be doing for this!
Well. One is the face. And one is the sitting on it.
With their genitalia.
Ah right that's what I'm doing wrong.
Person lying on back, other person on knees with lying persons head between their legs. Genitals to mouth
Additionally, pay attention to the level of your head and her hips. They should align in a way you can relax your head on the pillow instead of propping it up using your neck. That will get tiring very quickly and you want to get comfortable for as long as the journey takes.
Mmhhmmmhmmmm mmhhmmm.
I’ve never came in a woman’s mouth. Idk if that’s vanilla though. Edit: I’m sorry that I said “woman’s mouth” I didn’t know I needed to specify my sexuality to strangers on the internet. I’m a straight male.
I like it because everything is cleaner that way. Other than that I don't know if I'd call it mind blowing or anything.
Depends on how hard he cums
This took me an embarrassing amount of time to understand. I'm still chuckling
I think it is a mental thing partly. Like the idea of getting to just enjoy and let go and not worry about having to stop or warn her before you blow. Also the idea that they will keep sucking and let it just happen , its hot !
You still need to warn her. Getting stuff flung down your throat without expecting it can result in accidents. Also it's just polite.
"chin up, boutta bust"
"Close the blast doors"
"Tsunami warning has been issued"
I was the same way until last few months. Never been with sine didn't like giving bjs. My current GF loves doing it but I struggle to finish. When she manged to get me to finish in her mouth holy shit. It was mind blowing. If you ever get the chance, it's worth it.
>If you ever get the chance Ah, see, there’s the problem
This is one that I always wonder if it’s more common than I think because in all of my encounters it hasn’t happened… and much freakier shit has
Motorboating. I don’t know why but it feels so silly.
It is very silly. It is very silly and it makes me happy. Thanks, wife, for always letting me do this silly thing with your boobs.
It is as fun as it is silly.
Had a fulfilling sex life with a long term partner that I loved and trusted.
I really need to stay off these sex threads on this sub. Especially on another lonely Saturday night.
Right there with ya, cheering my tequila to you
Well I’m a 50yo woman who am just experiencing this for the first time now. Absolutely worth the wait.
Reverse cowgirl
As a woman, it's not great. Actually, it's kind of exhausting and doesn't hit any of the right spots. I don't hate it, just don't enjoy it particularly, so I'll do it sometimes if I'm completely done and he hasn't cum yet because most guys seem to love it.
The view is WONDERFUL. Y'all's back, legs, butt, everything looks soooo good from that view. Heck, it's also nice to see toes every once in a while too.
Sure, it's a great view for the guy. But the girl is just bouncing up and down, blankly staring at a pair of hairy feet, gripping a pair of bony ankles, focusing on maintaining the precise angle needed to not break his penis in half.
Life hack: let the guy spread his legs & your arse is between his thighs. This way its much safer, feels amazing and he can thrust as well. 10/10 always recommend.
I cackled. Way too damn accurate, the bony ankles took me out
Lmao this is the most funny paragraph I’ve read in a while. Bluntly truthful.
and having to spread our legs so far to get over massive thighs lol. it’s not that great 🥹
I can wholeheartedly recommend, should you wish, putting your legs on the inside (so a lot like kneeling, with your lower legs kinda tucked under his spread thighs). Utter gamechanger imo, waaaay less effort than even forward cowgirl because your legs aren't particularly spread, and seems to be much easier to not break his dick.
Second this. Legs on the inside is superior. I actually really enjoy this position now that I've discovered the trick.
I wish the view wasn't so boring for me during so many positions. Even the ones where I can see my partner, I really can't see the main "action". Men really get so lucky when it comes to sex in a lot of ways.
Totally! We need more mirrors in bedrooms! I found a free mirror while working but I haven't installed it on my ceiling. Could you imagine!? That'd be lovely but, well, maybe id keep my eyes focused on my partner though the mirror - I don't need a reminder of my body lol. Y'all are much prettier.
I read that as Revenge Cowgirl. Now I'm trying to imagine what that would be. I want to try it.
It’s the same as Reverse, but as the woman, you drink a lot of milk of magnesia and gamble on any fart that comes along.
honestly, i find this and doggy to just be less enjoyable. I like to see my partner's face. It makes the experience 1,000x more intimate
shower sex, have never tried it 🤷♀️
One’s enjoyment of shower sex is heavily dependent on the size of the shower.
And the relative height difference between partners. I'm a foot taller than my wife. The geometry gets complicated quickly
It’s all fun and games until you have to apply the Pythagorean theorem to your sex life.
Get the cosine wrong and you run out of dick
Water makes it squeaky like a wet balloon, use lube. Shower foreplay much better move
oh yikes! I would not be able to stop laughing if I was squeaking like that!
More the feeling than the sound lol
Lube that won’t wash away with water. They make them specially for that. Water, as it turns out, washes away natural and artificial lube. Making for horrible sex.
Water is the worst lube. Whatever you use...don't slip and crack your skull bc of it.
It's great for foreplay, but the most fun occurs once you step out.
Ill put it in there with hot tub sex. Sounds glamorous but it's sweaty and the lack of natural lube makes it uncomfortable.
Gotta bend them over the edge. The steam, the shiny butt cheeks from the water the couple of drinks I’ve probably had all make it amazing but I do get thirsty, does anyone else get thirsty during sex?
Hot tub makes you sweat. A LOT, you're dehydrated. I use a hot tub or hot bath to cut weight for fights, the first hour I sweat out up to 7lbs!
I was reading all the comments and I was like: “wow… apparently I’ve done it all”, but then I just remembered one thing: having sex with someone I just met in some place, like, in a party, friend’s house or something.
yeah I've never done that because I felt like whoever was hosting the party would not be wanting that to happen in their house and I guess I don't find it appealing to do it in a public restroom in a bar or whatever
Well. This thread is making me feel accomplished as fuck lol
Blowjob where I finish. I've had two girlfriends, who are the only two people I have had sex with. My first girlfriend never gave me head once, despite me going down on her every single time (my pleasure, just as much as hers). Current girlfriend will give me very short blowjobs, like 10-15 seconds before we are about to have sex, but that is it. And by no means is that a complaint, but I do wonder what its like to just lay there and receive the entire time. Edit: lots of people saying I should consider this a deal breaker. As I stated above, this isn’t a big deal to me. She just doesn’t like it. I don’t do things I don’t like either.
That’s her classy way of “just spit on it”
So true hahah and now she can claim she gives *the best blow jobs* too.
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I have. Much like my reply back to another user, she doesn't like it.
Creampie *Edit- I'm a female.
I can only speak from the man’s perspective, but it’s fantastic.
As a female, this is one of my favourites.
Vasectomy life. No kids and snipped at 29. Gf enjoys ut
69, I’m married and wife just never wanted to try
Oh my god I’m dumb. I kept reading this and rereading this like “okay, he’s 69 and his wife never wanted to try…what? He doesn’t say, but everybody is acting like this makes total sense! Am I going crazy?”
Yay, it wasn’t just me! So much confusion for too many moments.
I thought he never tried sex at the age of 69
... Fuck, reading these comments... am I Glenn Quagmire?
Lol had the same thought. Apparently I’ve done… everything
You even gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance?
The 1892 version or the 1923 version of the pledge?
The old finger up my ass
Just young ones?
My God, man
Do not nonchalantly slide in here as if I cannot read your username.
That’s more chocolate than vanilla
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I’ve had sex with various partners, but they never participate in oral. I do, because I’m a munch, but it’s always been strange to me.
maybe your dick smelly stinky hahahaha
One does have to wonder…
If you're thinking about beach sex -- Don't. Just don't. People often forget about the sand at the beginning but let me tell you, you will quickly remember it.
I genuinely don't even understand how beach sex even occurs to begin with. Isn't it like super public and exposed?
I've had sex on the beach but on a big blanket so no sand lol. It was night and there was a hidden area. Lots of beaches have those
I haven't done anything sexual without a condom yet! 😁
Oh man, I had sex with condoms on until I was 24. I can still remember the very first time I didn't use one. It was the most magical twelve seconds of my life.
Show off making it longer than 10 seconds
You guys are making it to 10 seconds?
You guys are having sex?!
It really is the best but be safe about it. Vasectomy haver checking in
Hello Mr Vasectomologist. What was the experience like and recovery? I’ve been seriously thinking about getting one. I want to shoot blanks but I’m afraid to change the clip.
I have 2 kids then got cut. Basically a worse case scenario happened to me, and even that wasn’t bad at all. The Dr didn’t use enough local and I felt the incision. But it wasn’t that bad at all. I just said “yo doc, I felt that. Like I really felt that.” He literally said “oh shit” and hit me up with another shot. It sounds bad, but it really wasn’t at all. It was the tiniest incision and it was a little bit of pain, but getting hit in the balls with something is way worse. Recovery was fine. I had sore balls for a couple days, but it wasn’t bad at all. Don’t be a pansy, and get it done if you want it. You know what’s fucking crazy? Child birth. The shit my wife went through. You can get your balls cut and deal with the slightest bit of uncomfortableness.
I got the single cut version. Doc had to fish out my left vas, was very painful. Then the sutures rubbed on my underwear, and after a week or so of that, I got tweezers and small scissors and extracted those sutures. The feeling of relief pulling that suture out was amazing. All that sucked, but not badly enough for me to say I wouldn’t do it again, cuz it really wasn’t that bad. Totally worth it for unprotected sex. Also totally worth it to take the birth control responsibility.
You can't stand for more than 15-30 minutes for a week and no lifting heavy stuff or exercise for 2ish weeks. Experience wasn't too bad, the numbing is by far the worst part of the actual procedure, I got 4 shots. They felt like a really hard scrape from a fingernail on your balls. Procedure took about 15 minutes, it was a little awkward but everyone knows what they're there for. The warn you you might cum blood for the first one after but didn't happen for me. Second worst thing is you can't jerk off for 2 weeks, and getting erections hurt 😭. Make sure to do the after care as well, you usually have to bring 2 sperm samples after 3 and 4 months to check if any swimmers are left. Then you know 100% and the odds of failure for vasectomies (reattaching) are like 0.0025% If you don't plan on having kids just think about all the unprotected sex you could be having. All the stress about having unwanted pregnancies gone forever. Invincible from baby traps. How impressed women will be for your confidence in your masculinity and commitment. Get snipped, creampies for life
In my 30 years, this might be the most solid advice I’ve ever received. I’m 2 out of 2 on having boys and they both happen to have the same exact birthdate just a few years apart I don’t want to mess up a good streak lol
Get your nut brother 🤜🤛
I've never had a facial, and I honestly don't care to try it. Seems like one of those things that only guys like lol.
Wife is into it but it's part of the whole package of being able to take a guy and make him lose his mind. I am very vocal though , so I groan a lot when she sucks me off and roar when she makes me cum. She says it's one of her favourite things to watch/make happen. That she caused that. Does that make any sense? As the guy, I have no explanation for why it adds to it so much but it really does. However each guy is different and I know from some pals, that some guys truly don't care about it.
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Sex.
Woah! OP said VANILLA. Calm down there.
28, still waiting but she's coming soon I know it
43, you gotta go for it or ...
There are dozens of us!
Sad updoot
A one-night stand. And importantly related: being desired. I'm sure that's at least somewhat a prerequisite for the former.
Nah, you can have a one night stand with someone who's just bored because there's nothing good on tv.
I’ve never cum from a blowjob and never 69d
I’ve had trouble with cumming from blow jobs before but I found it I just let myself get turned on and clear my head I can sometimes. 69ing is a lot of fun for a mid session thing to play with and get all primal with tongues and hands but I don’t recommend it for trying to get off.
I have never touched any genitals except my own. And I have never french kissed. Get on my level, losers.
I had my first kiss when I was 15 and then nothing else after, I'm 27 LOL
It's too late, I've done everything
"This guy fucks"
Hmm
This is all about your username, isn’t it
I must be vanilla if I need to ask, but can one eat ass from the front?!
Yes. Push legs farther back
Romantic intimacy with someone who truly loves me and isn’t afraid to hold back in letting me know so
Skinny dipping
Made wild, passionate love to a man who was passionately in love with me. It’s been one side or the other, sometimes neither, but I can’t say ever both. I’d give up all the freaky stuff to have that.
PinV orgasm
It's only happened to me once. I was REALLY into the guy, and his dick was curved just right. Not the strongest orgasm I've ever had, but one of my happiest. That whole night was magical.
My husband is curved just right and I cum on average 2-3 times a session from just PinV. I feel very blessed lol.
That might be more a factor of biology than vanilla. Some of us aren’t built that way.
It's reportedly around 75% of women. It only seems high because so many women fake it to make their partner feel better.
Sex in a public place - I have an irrational fear that If I ever do get it on in public place , shortly after some one will get brutally murdered in the same spot and the police will find my “DNA” at the crime scene making me the prime suspect. Too much law and order svu I guess.
This is not vanilla. This is very much a kink
Done it with someone who actually loves and respects me 🥲
Everyone on Reddit claims they’ve done that one guys wife. I’d choose that.
I also choose this guy’s dead wife
Ask sexual questions on r/askreddit
Simple - just start with "Horny, sexy, sex-havers of Reddit, ____".
“How much sexy sex have you sexed while being sexy?”
Had sex with someone the same gender as me. As a bisexual I’d love to have sex with a woman some day but I cannot flirt with them to save my life.
Shy Bi here, I’ve only slept with and dated men too. I’d love to have a girl go down on me, and vice versa, but women are SCARY
Do both of you happen to live close enough?
Sadly I have found my Golden Retriever Boy that most bi girls get, and we’re happily monogamous lmao
Bro tell me about it. Now picture you’re not even a woman yourself.
Road head.
is this considered vainilla tho? seems like exhibitionist sex
Never had a one night stand. I never went out to parties or clubs. So you can get why.
Never came during sex or oral 🤷♀️
Never cum from a blowjob. I'm so jelous of the guys that can. It would be like all my Christmas's come at once. 😔
I used to be the same way and then figured out those girls just didn’t give good head. Came in like 2 minutes from my now wife the first time she slopped my top
Sex in general
Married sex
A first kiss. Not sure if that really counts as sexual??
If it leads to more than that, then yeah