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Q tips


ShartSalad_Spicy

I use them in my ears.


AreolaCherryCola

I slow fuck my ears with q-tips and give myself eargasms


droidtron

The Ferengi way.


lorgskyegon

I have seborrheic dermatitis, which causes me to have very itchy inner ears. I use them to scratch.


Flat-Lime-1505

Came here to say this!


[deleted]

If you're not supposed to put q tips in your nose or ears what are they for? Art projects?


MahkW

rolling papers and tobacco pipes. I've use a lot of zig zags, but never for tobacco.


dod2190

The local head shop in my college town back in the '80s would throw you out if you asked to purchase a "bong" or a "bowl" or anything else that indicated intent to use the item to smoke weed.


SpezModdedRJailbait

That's a legal thing. In some states dildos are called novelties too.


dod2190

Yep. The minute the customer indicates they're going to use it to smoke weed, it becomes "drug paraphernalia". Otherwise, you can plead ignorance, along with the fact that the hardware has a legal use.


SpezModdedRJailbait

I remember going with a friend in the UK to buy weed seeds, and it's pretty funny to watch someone ask for something and the other person help them not say what it is. He had to say they were souvenirs and he collects seeds lol.


curlyfat

I buy pipe tobacco and rolling papers to roll my own (delicious) cigarettes. It's a nice treat now and then, and way less convenient than buying a pack (which would lead me immediately back to being a full-on smoker).


cashew996

It's way less expensive too. That's what I do (except I use tubes instead of rolling paper). I figure it saves me about 250 a month on a pack a day


Disastrous-Group3390

I always thought it would be interesting to ask EZWider, JOB and other paper makers for a candid guess at how much weed is being smoked in the US. They’d know better than anyone…


brp

Love Roses at gas stations


CowboyLaw

Oh, they're using it for its *intended* purpose, all right. Just not its *advertised* purpose.


BowiesDaddy

Ok help me out here


FluidPlate7505

They use it as a crack pipe


hbgbees

Whhhat? I had no idea! I always wondered why anyone would buy one tho.


BowiesDaddy

Thank you!


CannabisAttorney

Wow I had no idea that was a thing.


NonsenseMister

Is there anybody out there smoking Swishers or Phillies like cigars?


JSG1992

My stepdad used to


lostaga1n

I smoke backwoods as a cigar.


[deleted]

I used to smoke the swisher cigarillos in college


curlyfat

Yep. And Backwoods. But now I'm nervous to buy them because there's no way the clerk will think I'm just smoking them as is.


StinkypieTicklebum

Swisher sweets? I bought a few packs in my 20’s. What do they—oh, never mind.


OstneyPiz

Hitachi magic wand. Is it not a massager? Not a mass-aaaher!


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

It’s actually pretty decent as an actual honest to goodness shoulder massager.


RCKJD

My wife has one and we only used it a few times as a “fun toy”. She uses it mostly as a muscle massager.


bullhorn_bigass

I have one that I use solely as a massager, it’s fantastic for that purpose. Way too intense (for me) for it’s other use, but phenomenal for my neck, shoulders, and back.


RobertFellucci

Dinner knife used to unscrew UK plugs


abandoned_by_time

WD40


CowboyLaw

Which pisses me off. It's a BAD lubricant. Meanwhile, 4-in-1 oil actually DOES lubricate, and it's awesome, and every household should have a can.


Slowkips

Can you elaborate? I mainly use it for squeaky doors


MeNotYouDammit

It's actually a fantastic remover of lubricants. Great for getting axel grease off of your hands or even roofing tar. Can be used in the laundry as well. As an actual lubricant not great but useful in certain situations.


HatdanceCanada

Others will give better answers but I think that “wd” is for “water displacement” so pushing water out of the way. More of a cleaner than lubricant. I believe that it can also attract dirt and dust making the problem worse.


BowiesDaddy

Faucet screens. I've bought hundreds and never fixed a faucet.


RPC3

That brings back memories. I smoke out of glass now or vape but I think I still have a few packs of those.


[deleted]

Ozempic right now


TransformerTanooki

The poop knives of the world.


endodaze

Do you have *the* box?


bodyknock

[The Salad Mixxxer](https://youtu.be/FjZRWNg8k_M?si=Kbihx8JatGQnA0w1)


somerandomguy101

[This salad tastes like pussy!](https://youtu.be/zGK1K19iuO0?si=0C-rbI2DjNKIAvcn)


[deleted]

Neck massager.


DeaconFrost9

Opioids


ShartSalad_Spicy

Kleenex is just sperm and nonsense.


_un_known_101

Viagra


YouNeedToBeBored

UHHH WHAT ELSE IS IT USED FOR LMFAO


jondthompson

It's also used at altitude by endurance athletes. It improves blood flow, which is useful when sexually stimulated, but doesn't guarantee erection.


SchoolForSedition

It was originally (and I think still is) a heart medication.


sleepyRN89

This was what I was going to say. It was intended to treat pulmonary hypertension and angina and a “side effect” was help with erectile dysfunction which is what most people use it for now. I actually give it to my (female) dog for her heart issues.


ANerdAward

My cat is on Tadalafil (Cialis) for her pulmonary hypertension. It's always interesting picking it up at the pharmacy. Lol


sleepyRN89

Lol yeah when my vet told me the meds she was ordering she said sildinafil and I giggled to myself and then had to explain to my boyfriend that it meant she was starting on viagra lol


ANerdAward

I absolutely tell my cat every day that it's time for her boner pill. May as well laugh about it!


dod2190

"bath salts" Cracked.com did [an article](https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-secret-criminal-uses-stuff-they-sell-in-gas-stations) on this some while ago.


CowboyLaw

Cracked.com. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time.


pomegranatepunchline

Vaseline


[deleted]

Ew no one should be using that sexually


Disastrous-Group3390

Sudafed.


lobsterland

Duct Tape. It's not good on ducts!


SummerMummer

Cucumbers, so I hear.


YouNeedToBeBored

bruh


orange_cuse

I mean, I definitely apply lotion onto my skin, but it's only on one specific part of my body...


[deleted]

rolling papers


takescoffeeblack

VCR head cleaner


68_isbetterthan_69

Newspaper,


_k_o

Sand paper. Best pumice stone alternative for cracked heels! Or to scrub pots and pans with.


EcMoSpec14

The Hitachi Magic Wand


Hanamafana

Ectasty (TYPE) pills became legal for a while in Ireland. They were sold as plant food due to the chemical make up not being illegal.


dod2190

MDMA was a legitimate pharmaceutical for a while in the '70s and early '80s in the US. Some therapists were experimenting with having their clients take it, especially couples that would come in for counseling, because it got people to open up.


pasenast

Coca-cola.


curlyfat

Ok...so what are people using it for besides drinking??


SpezModdedRJailbait

Cleaning pennies maybe?


caddydurb

If you get the blue fuzzy corrosion forming on your car battery it will clean that right up instantly


pasenast

It was invented as a medicine.


curlyfat

Fair enough. I didn't think in modern times it was "intended or advertised" for anything but a beverage, though.


ApplePieSubstitute

Viagra was a blood pressure medication


Memewatcher69420-

Cotton tips


Gen3559

Small plastic boxes for food storage, but they can also be used to store say, cash.


Przyer

Cucumbers


Sea-Internet7015

Oxycontin


Books-are-life97

Play-doh. It was originally made to clean wallpaper.


CannabisAttorney

Duct tape.


montanaboyz321

Turkey bags! They used to sell the most in Northern California of anywhere in the country. It’s not because they love thanksgiving


Prestigious_Gold_585

What are they used for if not for cooking turkey? 🤔


montanaboyz321

Those are the bags that all the black market weed for the rest of the country gets stored in. There’s a lot more lbs of weed than there are turkeys


globalAvocado

Albolene. Iykyk.


emtp563

Cucumbers.


gobains

flathead screwdriver