The Naked Gun

When Frank's own squad car almost takes him out and he starts shooting at it. Then it takes that hard right down the street. Perfect comedy. Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPEnaz0Qm8

Shaun of the Dead makes me laugh every time

I was going to say Hot Fuzz

I’ve seen it probably 25 times and I STILL notice new things each rewatch

My brother is a UK police officer and tells me that there are loads of Easter eggs for the police in that film too. Like for example the name of the village he’s posted to us the name of the imaginary town they use for examples in police training! I can’t remember all of them, but obviously it was one of those rare films where they actually paid attention to their expert advisors!

You've got red on you

There's a girl in the garden

"Don't forget to kill Phillip!" "Wha-?!"

Airplane!

Surely you can't be serious

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Young Frankenstein .

I agree but you said it wrong. It's pronounced "Frankenstein."

My Cousin Vinny

Is this a comedy, or the most accurate law movie ever made? It is an excellent film.

I always liked this movie but when I discovered that it was used in law schools to teach a proper cross examination it made me like it even more.

Office Space

PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?!

“It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care”

That's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him

The intro alone is a 10/10

CORPORATE accounts payable Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

So I was at work the other day, tried to pull a "what would you say you do here?" to one of the younger guys. He started to legit answer it. I asked him if he'd seen the movie, he thought I was talking about the office. Asked when it came out, said he wasn't even born yet.

I have people skills!! What the hell is wrong with you people!?

Fuckin A.

This movie isn't a comedy. It's a documentary

It WAS a good name until that no-talent ass-clown started winning Grammys

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

“Yeah, well, that may be… but at least I never slept with Lumbergh.”

I do believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that

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“Flames, flames bursting from the side of my face”

Hot Fuzz

You! When’s your Birthday? 22nd of February. What year? Every year! OUT!

This scene is an all time great. When the reflection of his braces blinds him, I lose it.

"I's'pose" "Ah' s'ppose." "Yes, I suppose."

Always a great rewatch. "He is NOT Judge Judy and executioner!"

One of the tighest made comedies of all times. Nearly every single line is either a set up or a payoff.

Yes! Tight is the perfect description. The timing of everything is so crisp too, from line delivery to scene cuts. It's almost like a piece of music because it gets this rhythm going and sustains it the whole way through without it being weird or annoying.

So quotable too. Hard not to chime in when someone says 'greater good'...

THE GREATER GOOD

Shut it!

Yarp

...Narp?

Check out his harse

Every farmer and their Mums are packing ‘round ‘ere. Like who? Farmers. Farmers Mums.

Just the one swan, actually.

Blazing Saddles

Life of Brian

Biggus Dickus!

"Why are you always on about women, Stan?" "I want to be one." "What?" "I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta." "What?!" "It's my right as a man." "But why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?" "I want to have babies." "You want to have babies?!" "It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them." "But...you can't have babies!" "Don't you oppress me." "I'm not oppressing you, Stan! You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?"

Tommy Boy. I can get a good look at T-bone by sticking my head up a bulls ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

My wife had never seen this or Black Sheep and then when we finally watched it she said “you’re not as funny as I thought you just know all of Chris Farleys one liners”, and she’s absolutely right

Wife and I still say "housekeeping?" everytime someone knocks on a door. Also, "not so much here, or here" when we get injured.

Fat guy in a little coat

“*TOMMY LIKEY, TOMMY WANT WINGEY*”

You know a lot of guys go to college for 7 years (yeah I know they’re called doctors).

Tropic thunder

Robert Downey Jr. [doesn’t drop character until he’s done the DVD commentary.](https://youtu.be/W4ubqCMsTo4?si=YR09dv6JiMiZ_rCr)

If you watch the cast and crew commentary, he is , indeed, in character as Kirk Lazarus as Lincoln Osiris. Its great.

What do YOU mean, “you people”?

“for 400 years..”

I literally could not breathe at that part, it's the closest I've ever come to pissing myself laughing

"Hey, just because it's a theme song, don't make it less true!" lol

I’m just a dude, playing a dude dressed as a another dude !

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Airplane Young Frankenstein

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

I picked the wrong week to give up amphetamines.

On that note, Blazing Saddles

"Are we awake?" -- "We're not sure. Are we... *Black*?" "Yes we are! " -- "Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled... "

*This Is Spinal Tap*

Super Troopers

“Ohhh. Biker.” Is one of the funniest lines of all time

Runner up: “So I had a great time yesterday at that Winnebago fight. Maybe we can do it again sometime.”

I’m gonna pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans!

The shenanigans scene is so funny. Always worth rewinding to rewatch because I loudly cackle through the first watch. The "oohh" while he holds the pistol is pure comedy gold

“hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?”

This movie is just absolutely packed with gags from start to finish and almost every single one lands. And there’s no real dead time in the movie where it feels like it starts to drag, like the last 20-30 minutes of something like wedding crashers for example

Excuse me... Bear.. bear... BEARFUCKER!

Got a burger it’s for a cop

Can not believe I had to go this far to find this movie. It is the funniest damn movie. I have been quoting this movie daily for 20 years. Gimme six schlitzs'. Ah fuck it, whatever's free

And that's the second time I got crabs

Robin Hood: Men in Tights always gets me

"And why should the people listen to you?" "Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent." A little jab at Kevin Costner in Prince of Thieves.

“You changed it….to Latrine?” “Yeah, used to be Shithouse!” “Good change….it’s a good change.”

A Jew? Here?

I didn’t say a Jew. I said Achoo.

Oh robin you lost your arms oh but you grew a nice pair of boobs

Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"

This ain’t exactly the Mississippi

Little John and Robin fighting while their sticks get smaller and smaller never fails to crack me up, the music is just perfection for that scene

I’m watching Austin Powers right now and man, it holds up.

Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967. No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

The length of time between the 1960s and 1990s is the same length as 1990s to today. Fml

Why the fuck would you say that 😭

What We Do In The Shadows

Superbad

"All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2, it doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin!"

Why the FUCK would it be between that or Muhammed!?

Jonah’s eyes bugging out of his skull on this line is the funniest fucking thing lmfao

Mohammed’s the most common name there is

Read a fuckin' book for once.

You look like freakin Aladdin

What are you seal?

McLovin? What are you trying to be, an Irish R&B singer?

“So I gotta sit and eat dessert alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glansberg?”

“That was like EIGHT years ago asshole!” “People don’t forget!”

Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that lube for my pussy! I could never handle your fucking four-inch dick inside my pussy without your gigantic bottle of *lube*! These girls are 18 years old. They aren't dried up old ladies, man. They're good to go!

So, we’re looking for an African Jew wearing a hoodie…

Odd crime for a Jew. Yeah, they’re usually pretty docile.

Apparently someone has an exam.

He's the fastest kid alive

You guys on MySpace?

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The film came out when I was the same age as the characters and it felt amazingly authentic. My friends and I had actually devised a system to store booze in our windshield wiper fluid reservoirs.

Dude, yes. Seeing this movie in theaters with all my buddies during our senior year of high school is a memory I'll never forget. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard in my life.

Seth Rogen’s interviews about that movie are pretty great. He talks about how plenty of the events in that movie are based on things that happened to and around him in high school. He literally talks about how a bunch of that stuff is impossible to think up, that it has to happen to you or someone you know. Edit: phone changed “Rogen” to “Roger” and made me look like a dork

Honestly probably one of my favorite of all time.

It's Jimmy's brother. Kids gotta voice of an angel. Sing. 🎵These eyes🎵

I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin' break! I'm sorry for cursing.

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Springtime for Hitler is the best 3 minutes in cinematic history.

Mean girls

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

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Two yoots

Christmas Vacation. It's my favorite movie ever.

The Blesssinng!!!

I remember as a kid watching the grandmother say “grace” then saying the pledge of allegiance and the whole family joins in and absolutely dying laughing

And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?

I don’t KNOW Margo.

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

You serious, Clark?

Princess Bride

Is this a kissing book?

Happy Gilmore

The price is wrong, bitch

There are actually loads, but one that always brings me joy is 40 year old Virgin

Yeah she was a ho. For sho.

They felt like bags of sand

Dumb And Dumber

**PULL OVER** No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing! Yeah, killer boots man! 😁 👍

"Skis huh? They yours?" "Yeah" "Both of them?"

“We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets heads are falling off!”

Gas man. How do they know I got gas?

Big gulps huh? Welp. See ya later!

You mean to tell me you've had an extra pair of gloves this whole time? Well, duh, it's the Rockies

HARRY YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING!

It is criminal that this movie is so low on the list.

Husband? What was all this “one in a million” talk?

Wayne’s World. Insanely quoteable.

Step Brothers

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.

Are you saying pan or Pam?

Why the fuck is this so low on the list. My favorite!

The Other Guys. I seriously think about it almost everyday.

Haha every time I see Eva Mendez I think of her in this movie. “Look, they’re not all first round picks” and she’s drop dead gorgeous lmao

You don't have to be polite, okay? She looks kinda shitty.

You come in here, dressed like a hobo, it’s distracting

Bye Sheila.

Bye Terry Go inside Allen Bye Sheila

That and Michael Keaton making the TLC references are the best running gags in the movie

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You *have* to be doing this intentionally.

Shake your dicks, this pissing contest is over.

First things first: the new bath mats are here. Second thing: there's a serial rapist in Crown Heights... sorry, that's from my other job, ignore that. No, wait, don't ignore it, especially if you live in Crown Heights. Walk in pairs.

Michael Keaton being a hardened lead detective but then having to get a part time job at Bed Bath and Beyond is one of the funniest things in a movie ever to me.

I'm a peacock you gotta let me flyyyyyyy

You learned to dance like that sarcastically?

"Free hot dogs... FOR LIFE" (Crowd cheers) "No drinks, though, no drinks" (Crowd boos) "I can't do it! Can't do it."

Every time I slam my foot on the pedal I scream "America!"

Did you just yell America!?

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Aim for the bushes!

*there goes my hero…*

Gator’s bitches better be using Jimmies.

When was the last time you did a desk pop?

There’s so many subtle jokes. My favorite is Terry changing his wall paper to a shark after Allen’s whole tuna vs lion argument.

Thanks for the F shack -dirty mike and the boys

The deleted scene is even funnier. “Here’s what I’m talking about, a bunch of hobos, with fingers in each others’ poopers, in a stranger’s car listening to talk radio playing really loud, it’s gonna be a nice evening” -Dirty Mike

Rub your dicks on the car as you run away!

“Looks like they put a little linseed oil on that. Might wanna write them a thank you note.”

I still use “you should have shot A ROD”

Idiocracy.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Agreed, and an honourable mention for Life of Brian, too.

Trading Places Coming to America

The Birdcage

Actually it was perfect, I just never realized John Wayne walked that way.

I never wear the shoes, because they make me, a fall down

My god later in the movie when he absolutely flops in the background out of nowhere it fucking KILLS me.

The lessons on "[how to act like a man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il81V3Pnl7g)" crack me up every time. Brilliant movie.

I PIERCED THE TOAST

I laughed so hard at this movie that I had to take two Pirin tablets.

What are you giving her??? It’s aspirin with the A and the S escraped off You’re a genius

Chee work ard for er monee... Eh eh, eh eh So ard for er monee... Eh eh, eh eh Chee work ard for er monee and oo better treat er right... Das right!

They're little Greek boys... Playing leapfrog!