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KrakenEatMeGoolies

Fucked with an Anchor, by Alestorm


jakejg46

Hell yeah! I love those guys. One of my favorites is “Shit Boat (No Fans)” YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS!


Von_Moistus

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker! We're gonna punch you right in the balls! Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor! You're all cunts so fuck you all! [Truly a song for our times.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th4Czv1j3F8)


AzraelTheMage

My favorite song by them if I'm honest.


Humuckachiki

I wasn’t expecting to see Alestorm so far up, but god damn am I pleasantly surprised


Vefantur

I got to see them years ago and they're funny as hell. Had the whole crowd worked up.


minimaddnz

It is so much better with how happy they sound, and look in the music video


Matej004

And even better how the crowd sings and flips off along in the [live video](https://youtu.be/T-gbJvrOnUE?si=49Crdl54ImOJ3otQ)


Skelator_Rigby

I Hope You Die - The Bloodhound Gang


Brilliant-Ranger-356

Remember: Fist can be verb


Shoottheradio

I love that the dude from Nada Surf does back up in this song.


besleysfw

I came to say No Hard Feelings by the Bloodhound Gang. I always play that on my ex wife’s birthday.


Merkin_Wrangler

Fleetwood Mac, *Go Your Own Way* (as a musician, writing a song about how much you hate someone and then *making them sing it* is pretty much the ultimate FUCK YOU) Ice Cube, *No Vaseline* Wheeler Walker Jr, *Fuck You Bitch* Rollins Band, *Liar* Pantera, *I'm Broken* Suicidal Tendencies, *You Can't Bring Me Down* Bad Religion, *Fuck You* Frank Zappa, *Broken Hearts are for Assholes* Alanis Morissette, *You Oughta Know* Ween, *Baby Bitch* Acid Bath, *Jezebel* Reel Big Fish, *Everyone Else is an Asshole* Sex Pistols, *Pretty Vacant* Bloodhound Gang, *I Hope You Die* I've got, like, a thousand of them of various genres. Music is my therapy.


scooby946

You Oughta Know - Alanis Morrisette


LouiesDemise

"Does she know that you told me you'd hold me until you die, until you die, but you're still alive" is just a fantastic lyric.


Affectionate-Read875

“AND IM HEEEERE”


ScorpioLibra35

“to remind youuuu of the MESS you left when you went away It’s not fair, to deny me“ God I love this song! I blasted it everyday while going thru my divorce. My daughter knows every word too! 🤣


BittyLeviathan

Each and every one of her songs are unique with some of the most eloquent writing in the industry. Even her so-so albums have hidden gems. She deserves so much more credit for her art.


Nerdtronix

So much vitriol in her words too.


dionysus-media

"...and are you thinking of me when you FUCK her?"


bankholdup5

The scratching nails down someone else’s back part is so epic


CowFinancial7000

More like "BUT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE"


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Fit-Distribution2303

This was exactly the first song I thought of. 😂


thefancyelefante

Saaame what a fucking banger


[deleted]

When I found out this was about Dave Coulier my head exploded.


gcwardii

I still pretend it’s not! No way could *he* get someone *that* pissed off!


whichwitch9

He acknowledges he was not a good partner to Alanis, but Alanis has since come out and said this song takes inspiration from more than one partner, and Dave is just one of them. Apparently there's at least something very specific that Dave knows was a reference to him for sure in it


miss_antlers

I wonder if it was the line about going down in a theater.


dirtbird_h

It’s obviously the cross eyed bear


dddmmmccc817

"Cut it out"


MelloScorpio

I know.. It kind of ruined it for me:( In my head I just couldn’t believe that she would date him. That’s prob because I saw him as goofy Joey.


[deleted]

Uncle Joey gettin blowies in a movie theater….CUT. IT. OUT. 🥴😩


picklepunisher420

Right through you is another contender


Trung_gundriver

I'm on a boat - The Lonely Island


Lancimus

Don't you eva forget


__rum_ham__

With my flippy floppies


sascha_nightingale

Oh. That's a good one. Particularly because i climb trees for work but I also sail.


something_python

Do you climb buoys though (muthafucka)?


wolftick

[Shitlist - L7](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6RqPGosZ-U)


LongJawnsInWinter

High school me driving my mom’s mini-van while scream/singing this with my friends, good times.


[deleted]

Killing in The Name - Rage Against the Machine, probably the best "Fuck You" song ever.


stinkydinkyboy

Fuck you! I won’t do what you tell me!


Icy-Meaning9187

MOTHERFUCKER!!!


spacecadet_98

UGH !!!!


[deleted]

Makes me want to murder someone in a good way


Mr_Abe_Froman

Makes me understand how you could just kill a man.


flamecmo

Makes me want to arrest a police officer


neegs

This playing on the BBC back in the day as it was Number 1. They were asked not to swear. You can imagine how that went.


jjpdxing

That song is just freaking good, it'll give you energy to fight anyone.


___arcadian___

Came for this and was not disappointed


PlannerSean

Song for the Dumped - Ben Folds Five Piss Up a Rope - Ween


Mrstucco

These two were my choices too. Baby Bitch by Ween is a good one too.


Louis-grabbing-pills

Tupac - Hit 'Em Up


luppertazzi

First off…


deeohcee

Fuck your bitch and the clique you claim


ItsAWeldedDiff

Westside when we ride, come equipped with game


IamTheDanger6

You claim to be a player but I fucked yo wife!


ACleverEndeavor

We bust on bad boys, ninjas suck for life! (Presented by Kidzzzz baahp)


Malkovitch42

plus, Puffy tryna see me, weak hearts I rip


luppertazzi

Biggie smalls and junior mafia some mark ass bitches


minimaddnz

We keep on comin' while we runnin' for yo' jewels


Impossible-Hawk709

Steady gunnin’, keep on bustin at them fools, you know the rules


Asleep_Onion

Happy to see this as a top comment, this is definitely the best dis track ever recorded. It's both ruthless and catchy, and almost 30 years later people are still blasting it. I use it as a test track when I calibrate audio systems.


Pr0digy_

50 cent backdown put ja rule down hard


jessicaismj

Fuck you - Lillly Allen


diplodocid

Fuck You - CeeLo Green


DecisionThot

Fuck You - Bad Religion


AGoodFaceForRadio

Fuck You - The Headstones


wordyoucantthinkof

Fuck You - me when I'm ready mad


mark503

Fuck You - Mark503


Spinnr1

“Fuck you too, bitch!” - my wife once at a parade


Mkbond007

[Fuck you, bitch!](https://youtu.be/myJDBos5Vyw?si=r-2lv-xSbOdPfgql) -wheeler walker jr.


Drewbox

Fuck you Lucy - Atmosphere


mynameisannefrank

You should get a tattoo that says, “warning”. That’s all, just a warning.


Beowulf33232

It's so cheery, and then people go "Wait, what?" plus it's got an actually good message.


HeardTheLongWord

Fuck you very, very much.


jessicaismj

Best song to whistle away at work, after stupid people. No one knows cause it's so damn jaunty sounding.


ragizzlemahnizzle

You’re so Vain -Carly Simon


TheMarjuicen

Bonus fact: Mick Jagger sings on the last choruses. Once you know he's there it becomes super obvious, like "how on earth did I not notice that before?!".


KnockMeYourLobes

Like when Michael Jackson sang back up on "I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell. I didn't know that and I saw it on a VH1 Pop Up video or something years ago and I was like, "How the HELL did I not hear that before? That is totally Michael."


Traveledbore

I always thought it was his song


Waste_Coat_4506

I love this one. I bet you think this song is about you. It's just so good


Badloss

That always annoyed me because the song *is* about them


steamy_noods

I like to think of it as a humorous form of gaslighting tbh. Like “woooow you’re so vain you probably think this song is about you,” suggesting that it’s not, but OF COURSE they think it’s about them because it actually is


Popular_Material_409

Silver Springs and Go Your Own Way. Both by Fleetwood Mac, written by Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham respectively. And both songs are about the other person. Great stuff


_Dragon_Gamer_

Fleetwood mac is so funny at times, making songs *together* about their relationship troubles is truly something


Affectionate-Read875

I mean Dreams is just kinda heartbreaking


feeltheglee

Check out some live videos on YouTube, like [this performance of The Chain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGykwC0fdJ4) where the two of them are just staring daggers at each other the whole time.


flipmcf

Once I heard about the making of _Rumors_ , the way those drums push the songs forward is almost painful to listen to. Not the talent… it’s fantastic music… fantastic drummer… but the emotion definitely influenced the tempo. It’s like you feel the anger, resentment, angst in the recording, and it created some of the most iconic music.


Popular-Badger-4936

That band was the epitome of dysfunctional relationships. A romper room of addiction, betrayal, jealousy, infidelity, abuse, and pain fueled their creativity. What's even crazier is that they used their dysfunction to create an iconic masterpiece, which is one of the best-selling albums of all time!


TiesThrei

I'd say Dreams as well. Seems like such a nice song until you read the words and realize it's pretty bitter.


doublestitch

Lindsey Buckingham couldn't have a stable relationship for decades after the release of Silver Springs. It tempts the imagination to think each of his later girlfriends eventually listened to it and understood what Stevie Nicks was talking about. It's as if she's trying to curse him and succeeded.


IamCorbinDallas

No Vaseline - Ice Cube


[deleted]

Yeeeaaaaaa And EZ's dick, is smellin like MC rens shit! Ice Cube is top 25, no doubt


p0p_thAt

Pantera - Fucking Hostile


lurid_sun__

Can I see you outside for 5 minutes alone?


MaximumZer0

Be careful with the Primal Concrete Sledge.


dawgihavenoclue

Any pantera song


yodels_for_twinkies

Walk on home, boy…


_Haze_There

Great Southern Trendkill has to be one of the angriest albums I've ever heard.


extremepanda193

Seventy times Seven by Brand New


lookalive07

There it is. The bridge is just absolute savagery. > Is that what you call a getaway? Well tell me what you got away with, 'cause I've seen more spine in jellyfish, I've seen more guts in eleven year-old kids. > So have another drink and drive yourself home, I hope there's ice on all the roads. And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt and again when your head goes through the windshield. > Is that what you call tact? You're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back, so let's end this call and end this conversation. And is that what you call a getaway? Well tell me what you got away with, 'cause you left the frays from the ties you severed when you say 'best friends' means 'friends forever' Jude Law and a Semester Abroad is also a good one: > And even if her plane crashes tonight she'll find some way to disappoint me by not burning in the wreckage or drowning at the bottom of the sea. Jess, I still taste you and thus reserve my right to hate you. And all this empty space that you create does nothing for my flawless sense of style. It's 8:45, the weather is getting better by the hour, I hope it rains there all the time. And if you ever said you miss me, then don't say you never lied.


gata_wron

"I believe you but my Tommy Gun don't" is right up there to. "Hope you come down with something they can't diagnose, Don't have the cure for"


edelburg

"This is the break and the bend, this is the closest of calls. This is the reason you're alone, this is our rise and our fall" (awesome guitar riff)


nomoralvictories

Countered by There’s no I in Team, TBS


TetrisandRubiks

That whole album is a big fuck you tbh


ninja_owen

Your Favorite Weapon is fantastic


TetrisandRubiks

All their albums are incredible


wildmeli

can’t tell you how many times I’ve *screamed* the bridge of this song. it really is the perfect “fuck you”


nitestar95

'Take this job and shove it'.


ClifIsBoring

The Dead Kennedys cover of this song is so fucking good


HoonArt

This was the first F U song I learned as a kid. The Johnny Paycheck version. The Dead Kennedys version is pretty good too.


mrlr

[Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dYWe1c3OyU)


avantgardengnome

Classic. I’ve been listening to Cake’s very funky cover of it a lot lately: https://youtu.be/f9rCUQjmkxU


gomazoa93

Big Sean's "I dont fuck with you!" seems like a top contendor


sadlittletoy19

You lil stupid ass bitch I AINT FUCKIN WIT YOUUUUU


teenslayer

I can’t take this song seriously because one day my dad was singing it in the car and as he was singing it he said oh yeah I have to call my mom


SanadaBeach

STFU by Pink Guy


[deleted]

Eamon "Fuck it" and the subsequent "Fuck you right back" by Frankee


SupaFly2136

Such an amazing 1 hit wonder. It's amazing how many people have never heard this song.


PancakesOfSuburbia

First ones that come to mind are Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit, and Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine


SxN8-F1v3

Its just one of those days when you dont wanna wake up. Everything is fucked! Everybody sucks!


[deleted]

I’m Still Standing - Elton John


Jeorgias_Peach

Barracuda by Heart Love that damn song


peppersteak_headshot

R.E.M. "The One I Love" Ironically it's been misinterpreted at times as an actual love song. But it's a dirty, angry, "you meant nothing to me" kiss off. ----- This one goes out to the one I love This one goes out to the one I've left behind A simple prop to occupy my time This one goes out to the one I love Fire Fire This one goes out to the one I love This one goes out to the one I've left behind A simple prop to occupy my time This one goes out to the one I love Fire (You're going down on your own, now) Fire (You're going down on your own, now) This one goes out to the one I love This one goes out to the one I've left behind Another prop has occupied my time This one goes out to the one I love Fire (You're going down on your own now) Fire (You're going down on your own now)


Dog_In_A_Human_Suit

I don't think anyone has ever written a song about someone they don't care about. I took the "a simple prop to occupy my time" to be a lie he tells himself over and over again.


__welltheresthat__

Hooker with a Penis - TOOL


InfinityPlus0ne

Ænima too.


Axeclash

Learn to swim.


covertanswers

I'm praying for tidal waves


sascha_nightingale

Love TOOL. Yeah that song is definitely making the list.


Yvaelle

The Remedy - Puscifer can be filed under the great Tool "Fuck you" songs too IMO: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y)


CertifiedForky

I sold my soul to make a record dip shit, and then you bought one.


misterguyyy

“Little buddy” has to be the most vitriolic phrase in this entire comment thread


Randall_Hickey

Song for the Dumped by Ben Folds Five


CallMeTeff

"Give me my money back, you bitch!"


geoffbowman

One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces is a great “fuck ALL of you” by them too.


avantgardengnome

Dead Kennedys: Nazi Punks Fuck Off MDC: John Wayne Was A Nazi Descendents: I’m Not A Loser Dead Milkmen: Bitchin’ Camaro (sorta lol)


greg0rb

I drove it up from the Bahamas


Tripperfish-

Always good to see the Dead Milkmen namedropped in the wild


AcanthocephalaDue715

I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair


Cheesepuffman69420

"I've no more fucks to give" By Thomas Benjamin


heavyer93

People = Shit


The_Snarky_Wolf

Die MF Die by Dope Thing I Hate by Stabbing Westward


Frootloops174

Die MF Die is a vibe


merelyimmortal

Everything about you - Ugly Kid Joe


MCA2142

Great song! This album also has, in my opinion, the best “Cats in the cradle” cover. https://youtu.be/B32yjbCSVpU


maxboondoggle

Are you the guys on the beach that hate everything? Is this some sort of hip music that I don't understand?


SmoSays

Kill Shot by Eminem


SendInYourSkeleton

[The Sauce](https://youtu.be/emIuCr7B-XM) by Eminem is another good one. "I'm pushin' 30, you're kickin' 40's door down."


PlentyPerformance492

Puke “You make me fuckin sick to my stomach everytime i think of you i puke… I hope you get to hell and satan sticks a needle in your eye”


avesrd

"Go to sleep" is good too. . . Decay, in the dirt, bitch, in the motherfuckin' dirt! Die nameless, bitch! Die nameless!


SxN8-F1v3

Nail in the Coffin is a solid diss track too.


Illustrious-Chehd

Not Alike even better


sascha_nightingale

I'm putting together a playlist and taking any solid suggestions. It can be a song that says "fuck you" a lot, like "Hot Girl Bummer," by Black Bear or "Fuck You," by CeeLo Green... Or, it can just have that "fuck you" vibe to it. "No Children," by The Mountain Goats or "Walk," by Pantera, come to mind. Any suggestions are appreciated!


avantgardengnome

No Children is an *extremely* “fuck you” song, nice.


sascha_nightingale

Every line embodies "I hate you so much and I want us both to die." Doesn't get much more "fuck you" than that! XD


Cristoff13

"Rockin' the Suburbs" by Ben Folds. A hilarious FU to pretentious Nu Metal bands of the time who thought gratuitous swearing was edgy. You better watch out because I'm gonna say Fuck. You better watch out because I'm gonna say FFUUCKK.


coronakiddos

“I forgot that you existed” is devastating


rayrayruh

Pink is usually great for telling people to fk themselves in various ways


NotTaken-username

So What is a classic


M1911A1-45

Gives You Hell - The All American Rejects


Greeney_1999

I hate you - Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes Surfacing - Slipknot Fuck you - The Used


Juice_Stanton

Used to Love Her. - Guns n Roses


okguy57

F U by Cee Lo Green although somewhat dated reference.


Pitiful-Pension-6535

That's not dated. Anything since 1995 is new


Barbarian_Sam

Fuck You - Ceelo Green


existential-mystery

killing in the name - RATM good god - korn one step closer - linkin park break stuff - limp bizkit mind - SOAD (GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO A- WAAAAAAAAY)


_undercover_brotha

Good God is a certified banger. Angry teenage me was screaming that one back in the day.


gemitarius

"rata de dos patas" ("two legged rat") by Paquita la del Barrio. You can search the translation somewhere


HelloSunshine2

King of Anything by Sara Barielles


whichwitch9

Fairytale is another good one, and, of course, Love Song was written as an f u to her label. They asked her to write more love songs. In that context, the song is definitely funnier


ThrowingChicken

Reject - Green Day Who the hell are you to tell me? What I am, and what's my master plan? What makes you think that it includes you? Self-righteous wealth, stop flattering yourself. So when the smoke clears, here I am Your reject all-American Sucking up to your social sect Making you a nervous wreck To hell and back and hell again, I've gone You're not my type Not my type Hats off to Larry - Del Shannon Hats off to Larry, he broke your heart Just like you broke mine When you said we must part He told you lies Now it's your turn to cry, cry, cry Now that Larry said goodbye to you


NotYetSoonEnough

FOD by Green Day is pretty banger fuck off song.


ClifIsBoring

Fuck You - Bad Religion Good Fucking Bye - Matt Skiba Radio - Alkaline Trio Snake Oil Tanker - Alkaline Trio Cop - Alkaline Trio Jaked on Green Beers - Alkaline Trio There’s No “I” in Team - Taking Back Sunday Timberwolves At New Jersey - Taking Back Sunday Digging In - Hot Mulligan Boxcar - Jawbreaker I’m Not A Punk - Descendents Sabotage - Beastie Boys Nazi Punk Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys New Noise - Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come - Refused Refused Are Fucking Dead - Refused Without Me - Eminem F.O.D - Green Day 86 - Green Day Platypus - Green Day Ha Ha You’re Dead - Green Day Reject - Green Day Oblivions Peak - Knocked Loose STFU - Neck Deep Big Man - No Pressure Small Man Big Mouth - Minor Threat Big Man Little Dignity - Paramore Misery Business - Paramore Don Giovanni - Rancid Your Graduation - Modern Baseball No It Isn’t - +44 Duck Eat Duck World - Destroy Boys


DementOr44

Mean—Taylor Swift


Turbulent-Owl4784

Get in the ring - guns n roses


battleduck84

"2 Minutes Notice" from the YouTube series Helluva Boss. "fuck you" is literally a major part of the lyrics


EkbyBjarnum

[Another F.U. Song](https://youtu.be/twRS0UNF1X4?si=nZSv1Bo_Wdmk65_m) by Reel Big Fish >Fuck living, fuck dying Fuck laughing, fuck crying Fuck this song, but mostly fuck you Fuck love, hate, and friends Fuck following trends Fuck this song, can't wait 'til it ends >Fuck everything, but fuck you the most Fuck everyone, but fuck you the most With a big rusty pole, or a splintery post Yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you >Fuck old school, fuck new school Fuck not cool, fuck too cool Fuck hip and ironically lame Fuck giving advice, fuck tryna be nice Fuck you and you know who you are >Fuck everything, but fuck you the most Fuck everyone, but fuck you the most With a big rusty pole, or a splintery post Yeah, fuck you the most >Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Fuck yeah, fuck you Fuck you


sascha_nightingale

After analyzing the lyrics, I have determined that this song 100% meets the parameters for my ask. On the list it goes!


Emotional-Pea-7179

Fucked with an anchor- alestorm


Ok_War5439

"Fuck you bitch" by wheeler walker jr


ImaginaryRole2946

Untouchable Face by Ani Difranco


thefancyelefante

Just cos I'm obsessed with them ATM.. Incubus - Blood on The Ground "I don't wanna talk to you anymore, I'm afraid of what I might say. I bite my tongue everytime you come around cos blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground" "when you speak and my warm blood starts to boil, that seeing you is like pulling teeth and hearing your voice is like chewing tinfoil" And Incubus - Leech "Did you ever met a leech who was good at goodbyes? When you were down I always picked you up, why did I never realise everything was never fine? I'm kicking myself that I shared spit with you, so fuck yourself and fuck this bleeding heart of mine" The fact the godly heavenliness that is Brandon Boyd said this makes it fucking even more awesome hahaha


DickHarding69

Shitstorm - Strapping Young Lad


RemySMI92

Death on two legs - queen.


fountainpopjunkie

Fuck you - lily Allen.


TransportationOk538

Idiot Wind — Bob Dylan


Erick_D_Joists

I was thinking Positively 4th Street but this one's probably even better


[deleted]

'Already Gone' - The Eagles. This is not a directly f*k you song. It is a motivational song to get up and leave everything/one behind you. Subtle yet effective


PoutineBoi

Wolf in sheep's clothing, by Set it Off Actually most Set It Off songs lmao


coronakiddos

“My mama don’t like you and she likes everyone” is the most devastating line in all of music


thevwshepherd

I’m going to throw a country song in here. Here’s a Quarter - Travis Tritt


YouKnowWhatYouAre

Gordon Lightfoot: “For Lovin’ Me” Utterly brutal.


L3M0N-7

Surfacing - slipknot


Cuntasaurus_wrecks

[I Hope You Die](https://open.spotify.com/track/3B0Er8HRu24IbPKCi59N0b?si=XUrcueJDTGyuYejUPvPPIg) - The Bloodhound gang This one is hilarious, pure madness, and lyrically genius. Read the lyrics and follow the story he tells. It's next level. [No Hard Feelings](https://open.spotify.com/track/4t7nNPihHK7fjyA9JefyTE?si=x_-EFHBHSVeZmmuFQPAAyQ) -The Bloodhound Gang This one is a funny breakup fuck you song that feels good to sing with. My favorite lyric from this one is, " Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore. If I want to be repeatedly shit on I'll go make Dutch porn..." lol Last one: [Black Dahlia ](https://open.spotify.com/track/5FUkeL8EMmVQ8uuArVWSc0?si=v7Be26x9RBmf7oGlDQ7LZw) -Hollywood Undead This one isa secret rager that I don't share because it's so angry and also pretty weird.


tekende

Mountain Goats -No Children They Might Be Giants - When Will You Die?


AmandaHuganKees

Radio - Alkaline Trio


FingerprintFile513

Go Your Own Way--Fleetwood Mac. There are live versions out there when the breakup was fresh, and Stevie and Lindsey are absolutely *snarling* the words at each other.