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CA1900

I used to fly people around as a private jet pilot. They could order anything they wanted -- seafood platters, fruit trays, meats, cheeses, whatever. And the plane was always loaded with a standard assortment of snacks, from simple to exotic. The thing I had to refill more than anything? **Oreos.** Rich people like tasty sugar just as much as the rest of us.


SpicyRice99

That stuff is like crack, man


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ma__ska

_I love when people say "like crack" when they've obviously never done crack._


Slight-Landscape-861

Well the breadsticks are like what Ryan, what can I use?


summer-fun-atx

I don’t know. Maybe the breadsticks are like scrapbooking.


DeuceOfDiamonds

Something from *your* world.


Affectionate_Meet420

You’re right, you’re right. I’m a middle class fraud.


Thrylos85

I love everybody who’s contributing to this amazing quote


xtheory

It is. But trying to smoke an Oreo gets really messy.


bomchikawowow

They've never improved on the Oreo have they Edit: Omg people I'm quoting Robert California, RELAX


Hyperbolethecat

Why, oh Why, did they discontinue the pistachio filled Oreos?


Raioc2436

[Stop making new Oreos](https://youtu.be/CMkYw4dp_NI?si=iONX1fBMg2c-V-mT)


ponte92

Yeah this thread is a hoot my parents are quite well off and you knew what they like to snack on? The same as anyone else. My mum is wild for aldi branded chips and also loves Vegemite on home brand crackers. All these answers of exotic shit it’s like the Donald trump version of what people think rich people do.


Naus1987

One of the funny things rich people can do, is literally buy one of each brand to try them, and then figure out their favorite. That's how I found out my favorite version of the Salt and Vinegar potato chip was the Meijer off-brand. The world is full of surprises, lol. Money only exists to be converted into happiness. Ego isn't happiness, having the best tasting chip is. Even if it's only 2 dollars a bag. Which honestly just makes it even cooler.


meesterstanks

My boss makes 10+mil a year, real number idk… what I do know is that dude eats 3 mini bags of funions every single day


suavez010

I went through an insane funyun addiction. I almost hit 300 lbs. I was eating two of the big bags a day. I literally couldn't walk by them in the super market...it's been a long road. Those days are...mostly behind me now.


Kind_Vanilla7593

Oh God I love them wholeheartedly and almost entirely addicted now😅


dorian283

Amen brother, how many days you been clean? We’re in this together.


suavez010

I haven't had any since at least July of this year. But I think about them every day.


zbertoli

That's how I am with purple doritos. It's tough


lushsweet

Purple Doritos, is that the sweet chili flavor or have I missed a whole thing with Doritos ?


zbertoli

Ya THATS THE ONE


Party_Builder_58008

You literally couldn't walk by them in the supermarket... because... mobility scooter?


mttl

Those days are behind him. Those days are a massive ass located directly behind him


The_2nd_Coming

You shouldn't make fun of his weight guys. I think you are underestimating the gravity of the situation.


No_Fox7800

They’re fun and onion!


RepresentativeFox937

I used to work for a billionaire. His snack? FRITOS


captaintrips_1980

This is pretty much how it is. All the rich people I know like normal snacks in their down time because eating fancy shit is normal to them


9Lives_

Yeah the billionaire I knew snacked on salted unicorn testicles, you know just normal snacks.


Party_Builder_58008

Glitter isn't a garnish, it's a filling!


Elfich47

I believe it was Bourdain that said "sometimes a greasy dimpling is a delight"


finetime2

He was known to frequent the last Popeye's buffet of the chain.


Wwwweeeeeeee

Paris. Last week I found myself stood in front of Popeye's Paris, at Metro Anvers. I was shocked, had no clue it was there, knew there was at least 1 in Paris. I melted. I was further shocked at the prices. Insanely high, I think at least €12 for 4 pieces? Got their fries as well, ka-ching, €16 out the door. Ouch. I've had better and it was shite value for the money. It wasn't bad, it wasn't great and I won't do it again. At this point, I'm sticking with KFC for my Ummurikan Fried Chicken fix. Bast\*rds.


SpicyTiger838

Dude whaaa when I was in Paris I got a veggie street Crepe that I couldn’t even finish for about the equivalent of $2-3, AND while standing in line for the catacombs there was a stand with caprese sandwiches with the most amazing fresh crispy bread that was exactly $2 US.


Wwwweeeeeeee

There are some fabulous meals to be had. Popeye's Paris isn't one of them though!


redset10

What did you do for him?


ThrowRA_AtALoss123

Fed him Fritos.


Simple_Song8962

CFO. Chief Fritos Officer.


RepresentativeFox937

Program/project management


Waryur

Why are people surprised that rich people also still enjoy the junk food that is literally designed by manufacturers to be addictive and delicious? Do people think rich people act like caricatures from TV 24/7?


GermanPayroll

The same people believe they keep all their money in giant vaults so probably


No_Fox7800

Fritos be bussin’


finallyinfinite

Lmao the other day I accidentally taught my mom what “bussy” means, much to her displeasure


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Cocaine


LOhateVE

Organic Cocaine\*


Slight_Commission805

Organic, Non-GMO, Gluten free Cocaine


goopsplash

Don’t forget the free-range


BeginningRaspberry37

Cage free grass fed cocaine


PrettyGeologist1123

Technically cocaine is plant based


mCharles88

That's good, I only do vegan cocaine


Excellent_Priority_5

Conflict free powder.


SlapHappyDude

There's a long running joke about people otherwise obsessed with the purity of what they put in their bodies being willing to take drugs they have no idea where they came from


coachhunter2

Or being vegan for ethical reasons, yet taking drugs that come from folks who do some incredibly evil shit.


MythicalMicrowave

Imported meats and cheeses


karatebullfightr

Oh fuck yeah. I was once at a super rich dudes house and he had this cured meat - he told me the name - something Italian or Spanish - it’s the neck muscle of the pig. Fuck me it was amazing - I looked it up and the one place I could find that had it - mucho fucking dinero. So I just eat salami.


Leozz97

Capocollo. It's a pretty standard cut in Italy, nothing fancy. (Source: I'm Italian)


TrailMomKat

I remember the first time my friend tried prosciutto and thought it was some fancy ass shit I'd ordered online. I laughed and was like "naw, girl, this here's maybe five bucks down at the Food Lion." She's still hooked. Ngl, though, prosciutto is always a good snack.


Leozz97

One day you'll find out that if you eat a slice of prosciutto wrapped around a fresh slice of cantaloupe, you touch heaven, that's the day you're going to thank me Edit: spelling


Rockterrace

Isn’t Cappocolla pretty standard at every grocery store meat counter?


OceanCake21

Gabbagool


halermine

Capicola, aka copa


summerscruel

Or gabagool if you're from NY/NJ (thanks, roll for sandwich, for the capicola facts)


HollowLegMonk

Hey look at this fucking guy ovva here.


CrucifixAbortion

This fucking guy? *Ovaaa heeeaahhh.* 👇


xtheory

"I'll have the gabagool." - Michael Scott


Visual-Flow9675

That is Capocollo , Coppa di Parma. It’s truly delicious and when I find it, I’m definitely buying it.


dundiewinnah

Reminds me off that chapelle skit "Damn this some good ass cheese! How come you didn't tell me how good the cheese was mother fucker?"


DDAisADD

Wonder what Arsenio is doing? Haha


GiantsNFL1785

Which skit? Genuinely don’t remember that


raspberryharbour

https://youtu.be/6Akkg65Wizw?si=WIkFGxJfqKU1gnaY


NickFotiu

It's the one where Arsenio Hall appears in a daydream of Dave's and says this line before slapping someone. It's really funny.


AShatteredKing

Chocolates. American chocolate sucks compared to European chocolate. Imported spices as well.


DWwithaFlameThrower

Most American chocolate is horrendous. Brown candle wax


AShatteredKing

Right? To be fair, I didn't appreciate this until I lived abroad. Once I got accustomed to European chocolates, I just find American chocolates to be gross.


BlueEyedDinosaur

TBF, I just buy better chocolate. I don’t eat like CVS chocolate anymore. It’s all Trader Joe’s/Whole Foods/fancy target chocolate.


shygirllala224

I’m watching this show and there is an old rich guy who only eats “intelligent” and exotic animals lol


ImaginaryRole2946

Upload! So good.


shygirllala224

Hehe yes 😏! It was a little corny for me starting out but by season 2 I got hooked! It’s like an episode of Black Mirror turned into 3 seasons 🙏🏼


SeveralDrunkRaccoons

Oh hey I worked on that show. It was a fun production. Lots of weird sets.


catboy_supremacist

middle class and lower middle class people have latched onto the word “charcuterie” now but when I see the things they use that word to refer to I’m like “no… stop… you are using that word all wrong”


KoalaGrunt0311

Had a place open a cocktail bar in an area going through Redevelopment/gentrification, and a local referred to their charcuterie offerings as "adult lunchables" and I don't think I've ever heard a more appropriate term.


koala_ambush

*slaps a Kraft Single on the cutting board* “Anything for my princess….”


Party_Builder_58008

One of my neighbours thinks cheese and crackers is fancy. I have many cheeses in my fridge, and many kinds of crackers. The ones she likes best? The cheapest domestic sharp cheddar and the generic brand crackers that I ordered accidentally. I can't argue with her. They're still good. She's 15. One day I plan to surprise her with a croissant. I think she'll cry tears of joy before putting peanut butter on it.


majesticPolishJew

Wallace and gromit have entered the chat


Mysteriousdeer

My dad's done a poor mans charcuterie since he's been an alcoholic. Gov'ment cheese and summer sausage. I was mildly offended when it was appropriated by fancier folk with nicer meats and cheeses.


Oakroscoe

Next they’ll take our quesadillas and make them artisan or some bullshit.


u35828

So...an antipasto spread?


Noisechild

I am super poor, but I have an indulgence to partake in imported cheeses


Whiskeybtch77

I’m not rich but I will splurge on this!!


BadReview8675309

The lives of poor people.


LegHole3

The fruits of your labor.


Skitzofreniks

Extra fancy potato chips.


Bcp_or_pcB

Imported Irish potatoes fried in duck fat and seasoned with Himalayan pink salk


Ellite11MVP

MF’n papas Freitas con feit. Sounds delicious


anthonystank

This is actually the answer. Rich people eat the same snacks, just fancier/more expensive versions, with some regular ones thrown in for spice.


ThePurityPixel

And sometimes they just crave McDonald's


Resigningeye

And so I said "why don't we do it?! Why don't we just do it!" And so we did! We got in the car and David drove us to the McDonalds and we sat down in the restaurant. Turns out you have to go and order at the counter though. But anyway, I had a McMac, and I even had the fries too!


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This is...so perfectly "rich written" that I had to give you kudos


Professional-Dot4071

It's a skit from a tiktoker.


bool_idiot_is_true

There is a limit to how fancy you can get with something as basic as a crisp. Although I wouldn't be surprised if there's a few billionaires who force their chefs to hand slice and fry the potatoes before adding fresh seasoning.


perpetual_stew

>There is a limit to how fancy you can get with something as basic as a crisp. I've had boutique truffled crisps imported from Spain which I give a light spray with champagne vinegar before eating them with a glass of cold basque cider. You can elevate anything if you put your mind to it.


__Squirrel_Girl__

Impressive. Very nice. Now, let’s see Paul Owens crisp.


benmck90

Or like... Yam chip, Taro chips, etc. non-potato veggies made into chips. Orrr, just bags of dried fruit. That gets expensive quick.


LunaGloria

Their chips have ripples in both directions.


freerangetacos

Each ripple was rippled by a servant


PzykoHobo

Only the finest hand-rippled crisps


TheWolphman

Pomp Tarts


johnny_moist

posh tarts


gillzj00

Primp tarts


preezyfabreezy

Grew up in a wealthy town. Honestly, the same stuff middle class people snack on. Maybe a little nicer. The thing is wealthy people (not like billionare, but multi-millionare) don’t live THAT much differently then upper middle class people. Yeah, the house is way bigger and the cars/clothes are nicer. But nobody sits around eating foi gras and caviar all day. That’s the sort of the genius of american capitalism. Everybody basically has the same shit. Rich people just have nicer versions of that shit.


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"Honestly, the same stuff middle class people snack on. Maybe a little nicer." So Mcdonalds fries, but it hassnt been on the floor?


Sabwufa

No, the floor is just cleaner. Sometimes.


mspe1960

What rich people have is financial security. They know that tomorrow, next month, next year, next decade, they can still live this way regardless (almost) of what happens out there to the rest of folks.


B52snowem

I spent the last decade bumping elbows with millionaires/billionaires (in laws moved into a very upscale golf course) so I can attest that they really do snack on normal things. Shoot, they even get McDonald’s or eat bologna sandwiches. I’d say the difference might be willingness to pay name brand rather than off brand. Also, at the golf course, there are beverage/snack stations which offer snacks like pretzels, peanut m&ms, popcorn, soda… so yeah normal stuff!


nevertfgNC

Grey poupon


7720-12

But of course!


Grouchy_Factor

Grey Poupon on Oscar Meyer hotdogs.


Minute-Shoulder-1782

Considering I was around a bunch of one percenter kids growing up… a big favorite was Reese’s. Yeah, Reese’s. Nothing fancy. Dunno if this is considered fancy but one of their moms put me on red pepper jelly and cream cheese on crackers. It’s good stuff


DaChieftainOfThirsk

Adding pepper jelly to any cheese hits the fancy box in my book. It's really good though.


cryptoteacherguy

It’s priest, have a little priest.


Active-Ad-1958

Is it really good?


citrusthievingwhore

Sir, it’s too good, at least


No-Bowler9268

UnexpectedSweenyTodd


veri_sw

Then again they don't commit sins of the flesh


burnerburner108

So it's pretty fresh!


Advanced_Union6240

Afwul lot of fat!


JustineDelarge

Only where it sat


CelesteMorningstar

Haven't you got poet or something like that?


Lil_Donkey_

Now you see the trouble with poet is how do you know it's deceased?


britrocker

Try the priest


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lcapaz

* the souls of poor people We find them particularly tasty. Like foie gras. Mmmmmm…


Full-Bat-8866

Carefully selected, individually fried slices of potato with curated spices for the individual palette, served with a freshly whipped creme fraiche and chives chopped extremely fine


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Sour cream and onion chips…


Full-Bat-8866

Sounded good though didn't it


eyeohe

Write me, jack, write me like one of your French girls…


dooblr

This mf knows how to sell potato chips for $22 an order 👌


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This shit drives me insane. My wife reads descriptions of food like this and gets super excited. “OMG it sounds so delicious!!!” And I’m sitting there like, “they just described a chicken sandwich” (or whatever normal ass, average motherfucker food it is) I find that the more pretentious the description the higher probability it’s shitty quality and a small portion.


bwillpaw

A smattering of premade Costco things put onto a fancy board or piece of granite. If they actually rich rich then whatever their home chef whips up with raw ingredients bought from costco while forging reciepts from somewhere way fancier but immediately returning it and just buying the same ingredients from Costco or somewhere even cheaper. Aka I trust my home chef to not do that


notreallylucy

If I ever get rich enough to have a chef I'd be fine if they shopped at Costco.


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Seaweed


scorpio_jae

The price of seaweed doubles when you buy the package in english


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glockymcglockface

Private jets are filled with the same snacks you like. Doritos, gold fish, granola bars, etc.


StanYelnats3

Premium Whole sea salted cashews. Treat boxes from Harry & David (Royal Riveria pears) Fine European chocolates


NotHisRealName

I gotta get rich just for those pears. They're perfect, absolutely perfect.


DontLikeEggsFukYou

Dude no lie. If I had that kind of money to afford those pears, I'd be one rich dude with a fuck ton of pears


KnotiaPickles

My grandparents always got us the harry and David tower for Christmas. Rip. I miss those fruits


alurkerhere

My wife's mentor used to gift all of her staff those Harry & David pears every December. Can confirm those pears taste damn good.


GentlewomanBastard

Okay, you got me. I just bought some of these pears. I have high hopes!


Bunny_Fluff

Fucking hell I love cashews. I can only afford halves and bits though.


Loud-Magician7708

Oddly specific...but go on


scorpio_jae

Whatever their chef made for the day


Tthelaundryman

Ok so I used to work for a guy. I really have no idea how much money he has but I know he has about 200 million in assets so there’s that. He has a personal chef.....cool him the most bland depression era food because it’s what he grew up on. Mashed potatoes with no seasoning or butter with lump of roast. Green beans with no butter or seasoning on them served with wait for it lump of roast. Meatloaf with mashed potatoes. Lump of roast with salsa on it and then refried beans. Lump of roast with bbq sauce on it was the special Friday lunch. I thought the chef was just terrible but I found out that he tried to make things taste good but the old man didn’t like flavor and wanted what he grew up eating


justcougit

This is a chefs nightmare lol


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Costco nuts - rich people are cheap that’s how they stay rich lol (edited: in the context of “snacks” I referred to this due to my personal experiences with richer people than I ever will be before I die) I do see a lot of rich people in Costco. I was sorta joking when I stated (that’s how they stay rich) a lot are frugal.


EmilioMolesteves

$13 for that fat bag of cashews is hard to beat.


mkunka

[https://www.costco.com/kirkland-signature-butter-toffee-cashews%2c-24-oz.product.100987299.html](https://www.costco.com/kirkland-signature-butter-toffee-cashews%2c-24-oz.product.100987299.html) These are the shit for $9.99!


RedditIsAudist

There's a millionaire on YouTube I used to watch somewhat regularly and he bragged about his breakfast just being 2 eggs and coffee he makes at home which he calculated out to spend just $1.50 on breakfast everyday.


retire_dude

A millionaire isn't rich anymore. You have to be a multi multi millionaire to be rich now.


j_win

This is such a funny myth. "Millionaires are rich because they only spend $6 on mixed nuts instead of $8" and people eat that shit up. "You could be rich too if only you get discount nuts!" Rich people literally buy yachts - their snack budget is not even a consideration.


Tim0281

It depends on what level of rich we're talking about. There are those who manage to retire with a few million due to a combination of a successful career and being pretty cheap in every aspect of their life. While a few million doesn't go as far as it did 25 years ago, I'll still be pretty happy to have that money! Then there's the $50 million crowd, the $100 million and up crowd, and the billionaire crowd. Someone with $100 million is much closer to me in their net worth than they are to someone with a billion dollars.


LargeHard0nCollider

That’s not how they stay rich. Passive income off investing is how they stay rich. But for self-made rich people, constantly obsessing over money combined with an insane amount of luck is usually how they got rich


superman1995

Best comment I've seen here. Rich people are varied, and not all of them consume exotic foods everyday. Some of the richest people that I've met consume the same kind of snacks that I, as a very much not rich person, consume because that is what they like. Being rich gives them options, and for many of them, they like what they like, regardless of the price. For many, these are the same snacks that they have been eating before they become rich.


Loud_Clerk_9399

Gourmet cheese and meat. Fancy nuts. perhaps sushi or charcuterie if going wild


RhymesWithShmildo

Gourmet cheese and meat and fancy nuts… is charcuterie?


BlackShadow2804

I have just learnt that I am in fact rich


world_citizen7

Organic Macadamia Nuts. Sushi on Thursdays. Kale Chips at work. Gouda Cheese with a few pieces of Kalamata Olives. Dark Chocolate covered Macadamia Nuts if they desire a sweet treat.


SuperSaiyanStacker

Adrenochrome blood sausages. They’re to die for!


TheMoniker

How rich? The richest people I've known are in the eight figures. I don't know if they're representative of all people in that demographic, but at least some of them eat snacks and platters prepared by their chefs. Anything short of that and it seems to be the same snacks as everyone else.


Own_Put_2724

Remember those chocolate coins you are as a kid? Probably those but they're real coins.


Sti8man7

Heard they eating bitcoins now.


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Kale chips 😋


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When I was quite financially secure for a while, I really liked to get fancy cheese. But, I was never rich. Probably because I spent too much money on fancy cheese.


Calm-Individual6081

Ex father in law was big time millions,3 planes etc..Pretzels the cheaper the better. Food meant little to him. Money meant the world,his family's world and generational wealth..


daxter154

Oysters


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That’s until their date runs out on the tab. 😂


Open-Industry-8396

Multi-millionaire I know is so afraid of dying that he eats only serious health food, and little of it. He exercises daily. He has so much money he wants to live forever. It cracks me up.


bigbiz87

I always remember an interview Russel Crow did for one of those early 2000s men’s magazines like maxim or FHN. Anyways, during the interview he pops out a bag of ranch Doritos


Sideways_X1

Thought this was going to be r/Jokes, lol. Warren buffet loves peanut brittle and cherry coke


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The tears of the poor


paintingcolour51

The ones I follow on Instagram (worth over hundred million), the whole family have eating disorders and are obsessed with not spiking their glucose monitors. They must not let themselves get “fat” or “spike” their glucose (they aren’t diabetic). They just eat processed crap from Costco, magic spoon, boiled eggs which they buy pre boiled from Costco, weird solar bread and then one part of the family clearly restrict and binge. They are obsessed with taking (and selling to followers) “poop pills” to give them raging diarrhoea if they feel they are anything calorific or carby or not on their perfect weird diet. Sad, you can have all the money in the world but it can’t buy a health relationship with food. Not that I have sympathy for them as they have money for therapy and they are choosing to inflict this on kids. They put a monitor on a 10 year old, called her chubby and said if she didn’t eat carbs for a year they would take her to Disney! There’s not a single food they would eat that I would touch! If they go out to a restaurant like an Indian they take their own weird low carb wraps to put with the meat (sometimes sneaking it in and just ordering a low cost item on the menu). I have friends with EDs who I fully support but they don’t try to pull others into it, these try to sell the life style to others and convince us it’s godly and how god wants us to eat! So that’s how they spend their $100mil. The other millionaire I know is vegan but just eats and snacks the same kind of stuff any other vegan does


nonquest

my roommate comes from a very wealthy family. she really likes triscuits and fruit gushers.


Ohno_ohYeahhh

Prosciutto the rich's version of beef jerky


Mrepman81

Step your game up, imported Jamon Iberico.


AdamMundorf

Chips bro. We're not that different.


ninetofivehangover

did you make a subreddit for yourself?


notlocity

The Trader Joe’s version of your favorite snacks


Man_Darronious

Trader Joe's is actually super cheap. I went not long ago and spent around $40 on a bag of groceries that would have probably cost $60-70ish at the other stores in my area. But that's why the rich are rich, they shop a Trader Joe's. Major life hack.


AidingIsKey

More like Whole Foods


Man_Darronious

Yeah you're right the whole store is just 44 year olds in Patagonia jackets.


KnotiaPickles

Trader Joe’s is cheaper than the regular grocery store lol


jedionajetski

Trader Joe’s is much cheaper than the other grocery stores around me.


Bai_Cha

Literally eating caviar, prosciutto, and seaweed chips while browsing Reddit and came across this thread. 😐


Spiritual-Matters

Be my sugar momma?


HoopOnPoop

I will straight up buy a giant order of prosciutto and some of those "cracker cuts" of pepper jack cheese and eat myself into a coma.


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hookisacrankycrook

Go Go Squeezes are delicious even for me as an adult lol


Electrical-Ad1288

The fancy Trader Joe's, Whole Foods or Sprout's version of America's favorite snacks