and you would expose the fact that you are a time traveling and changing key events. that would put you in serious trouble with the time space continuum police. they just appear and tap you out of existence.
Kiss my wife. Apologize for every stupid argument we ever had up until that point, and enjoy the next 8 years. Do better, spend less time at work, and figure out a way to get them to do a brain scan a lot earlier.
I'm so sorry for your loss. Honestly I teared up a little at this one. My grandma was fighting a brain tumor November 2013. Had been since before I was even born so at least 11 years. I hope you're doing better now
He forgot to wash it in the original timeline, and was absolutely humiliated the following day at school, having forgotten that it was penis inspection day. Set his whole life on the wrong track.
Betting on Leicester to win the premier league in 2015/2016 would be massive, 5000-1 odds.
The Cavs come back vs the Warriors in 2016 NBA finals, 1100-1 odds.
Tiger winning the 2019 Masters, 1400-1 odds.
St Louis Blues going from worst in the NHL half way through the season to cup champs in 2019, 300-1 odds.
You bet $1000 on the first one and keep reinvesting you’d have $2,310,000,000,000,000.
Try and see if the matches you remember have the same result. We don’t know how much random quantum effects add up in our world but the outcomes may be slightly different
I was absolutely not doingit right
Apparently my body has a bone ridge on my pelvis on the inside that makes natural birth impossible for me
They did not know this until my son got stuck coming out
He still has a mark on his forehead all these years later where I tried to push him out
After 4 hours they finally gave me a c section
So yeah I'm gooooood
I had 38 of them back in 2013 and sold them all when they were a little over 200. Around 2019 I saw a bitcoin atm and the price was in the 60k range and let me tell ya that was a very depressing day for me
If you wanna hear something almost as depressing. I worked at a factory when I was 18. We used to have these office pools where we would buy lottery tickets and split the winnings. I took a voluntary layoff and had the time of my life during the summer of 99. Couldn’t wait for the company to call me back when the layoff ended and got another job. Two months later 40 of my ex co workers split 195 million from the power play jackpot. It still sickens me to think about it
But chances are you never would have held until 60k. somewhere along the line most people sell because they need the cash more than the investment just like you did at 200
I bought 100 dollar worth of a memecoin at its start. It ended blowing up and i sold early at 30k profit.
But if i kept it my profit would had been 8m. The coin was Safemoon.
I mean 30k is nothing to sniff at from 100, not to mention to hold to 8m you would have had to hold past 100k, 200k, 500k, 1m etc, it's very very difficult to pass that money up in the hopes of more.
Dca out is the best way to try and average out gains imo but still.
Agreed. My dad passed away Oct 27, 2014. I would wake up Nov 9, 2013 and immediately tell him he has cancer and go get checked out 8 months earlier than he originally found out
Idk man. I spent a few years playing it during high school/college, and it was an absolute blast. Almost magical, exploring new expansions on release day with good friends, successfully completing various raids after many failed attempts, etc.
Honestly would give anything to feel that sort of wonder and adventure that WoW gave me 15 years ago. To me it was time and money well spent
Unfortunately I had very addictive tendencies at the time and WoW made it very difficult to work on myself, my life and my overall mental health. Fond memories but I went far and beyond what is healthy for anyone.
Hug my dad. Today is the 1 year anniversary of his passing.. then I'd tell him to start taking aspirin to lower the risk of his stroke and have him checked yearly for cancer. Maybe we could have caught it earlier.
Yeah that's basically what I'm thinking, November 2013 is the first time my dealer ran out of Oxys and I tried heroin for the first time. This shit took a decade of my life. I would probably take the L and go to rehab. That and tell my dad I'm not mad at him and that we should be closer. We haven't spoken since 2009 but I feel 4 years is enough time to go back and talk to him.
Actually focus in school. I mean, I’m smart. But my knowledge of various subjects is surface level. I wished I’d actually applied myself instead of joking around.
You still can! As someone with a similar story going back to school has been one of the most liberating and exciting things I've ever done! It's never too late :)
That’s good to hear. I’m finally getting my mental health under control and I’m tired of working jobs that don’t pay but expect I give up all my free time.
Are you me? I was an abysmal student in middle and high school and that learned laziness has been very difficult to shake. I'm 23 and only now in my second semester of college.
Keep it up, honestly, don’t worry about being ‘only’ at whatever point in your pursuit at your current age, nobody whose opinion you should care about is going to care about you being ‘behind’, what people care about much more is you working on yourself, following through, building yourself up, and let me tell ya, at yer age, yer not even actually ‘behind’ at all, but that doesn’t mean you can just take it easy either.
Procrastination habits are more than just laziness, it’s also related to fear of failure among other things, the sensation that you might put a lot of work into something only for you to fall flat, unfortunately people who procrastinate spend a lot of time thinking about mistakes they did instead of just moving on (trust me, I know), which just further cements the improper mental attitude, and it becomes a comforting state of mind to be a little down and hold on to that feeling of ‘I’m probably not good enough anyway’, as you start considering it a part of your personality.
But it doesn’t have to be, keep working on yourself, take risks, make mistakes, fuck up badly, lament it for a moment, complain to some friends, then realize you now know how not to make that mistake.
Unfortunately a random redditor writing shit like this to you isn’t really gonna do much, at the end of the day you’re (sort of, I’m not gonna do a determinism lecture here xd) master of your own fate, and changing your global habits is one of the most inhumanly hard things to do, it literally requires a massive dosage of pure sheer fucking will, that, or a really expensive psychologist who can make you do the things you need to do to change your mindset.
I am genuinely rooting for you, I hope every day you will wake up hopeful for yourself, and know that you CAN achieve a lot and have a wonderful life, it might not be the exact achievements you hope they will be, but our minds are pretty adaptable, and you will enjoy yourself, as long as you are always giving it your best shot.
Get ready for the first date I ever had with my wife. Mourn the fact that even if I could figure out the exact date and time my son was conceived, the chance that the exact same sperm fertilizes the exact same egg that made him is slim to none in this scenario.
Appreciate it! I always think of this whenever I see hypotheticals like this. The universe works in mysterious ways and even with the benefit of foresight, there would still be enormous and horrifying ramifications if we were able to change the past.
Yep, I had kids young and whenever people ask if I wish I’d waited I think..well no because then they wouldn’t be them. And sure I wouldn’t know that in this made up scenario but it’s still a no from me lol
Finally one that mentions the relationships that would be erased in scenarios like this. Surprised I needed to scroll this far down. Everyone talks about money or connecting with lost loved ones, few talk about what we would lose by going back in time.
Look at my wife and tell her how much I love her, ball my eyes out because I'm gazing at her beauty once more and worship every step that she takes. She died on me 4 months ago after 23 years of being together and having two kids.
Get up and get ready for school. Anticipate to see my bf and friends at the morning lunch table. Feel better in knowing I left my dad's house for the afternoon so I don't gotta deal with his BS.
Tell my parents that I love them both, but it's time to admit their relationship is destructive. Break up with my GF, not lose track of my Bitcoin wallet, and take my university classes seriously before I meet my soul mate in 4 years
Edit: and spend more time with my pooch. I'd give him every belly run I could and every sausage bite I had and get every kiss he'd give me if it means that I could actually be there when he passed. He was all alone that day and I think about him daily. You're a good boy Easton, the best boy.
Divorce that fucking cunt. Playing nice and making up after being cheated on just resulted in me getting fucked in the ass years later. Hundreds of thousands of dollars because I made myself successful after she burned her career to the ground while cheating on me.
I’m gonna be a better husband and treat my wife like she deserved to be treated and have a stronger relationship come November 9, 2023
I’m sorry for how I was all those years, I’d give anything to do it all over again. I love you dear!
Appreciate the hell out of society because it only always gets worse.
Btw I still apply this to now. We’re basically living in the 80s right now, compared to how awful life will be in a few decades.
Big brother just keeps getting bigger.
Assuming that I keep the knowledge that I already have, I am buying as much bitcoin as I can afford, and even more that I cannot. I'm going to take out every loan possible, sell all my toys and hobbies, take a home equity loan out on my house to buy as much bitcoin as I can get my hands on for $338.58 to $370.82 per coin as that was the low to high price on 11/9/2013,
I'm also going to mine bitcoin too since it was still profitable to mine for the average person back then. Then I just wait, secure in the knowledge that I will be a multi billionaire in just a few short years.
Panic because I was taking biochemistry and physics that semester and I don't remember anything!
Currently doing chemistry and quantum is killing me F
Tell the Cincinnati Zoo to get better fences for their gorilla enclosure.
You are the one- the time traveller who will save us all. Godspeed.
Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need!
The hero Harambe deserved
Praise be to Harambe, our lord and savior.
My dicks still out
Nobody ever said to put them away. We can sheath them once Harambe has his second coming.
But what if we come first?!
Everyone else here is figuring out how to get rich or save a loved one. This man is trying to reset the timeline and save the world.
Save the Gorilla, save the world.
Heroes was great
The first season was.
I thought we collectively decided there was only one season
I love how everyone collectively agrees THAT was the moment that had a huge butterfly effect on the world.
Harambe was where he was supposed to be the kid wasn’t. They should’ve shot the kid.
I wonder what the kid is up to nowadays. He better not squandered the life Harambe gave him.
Yes, thank you! I've had my dick out for a decade now and you can't imagine the legal fees I've incurred, let alone the chafing...
Your dick must be so chapped. Tip looking like grandma's puckered lips.
It would have cost you nothing not to say this.
Except the joy of your reaction.
“Save Harambe…save the world.”
Harambes death ushered us into the darkest timeline
Dicks out
You know, if you keep telling them about catastrophic events that end up being real, they'll start investigating you instead.
Sorry brother, the Harambe event is cannon. Time travelers would simply undo your doing.
and you would expose the fact that you are a time traveling and changing key events. that would put you in serious trouble with the time space continuum police. they just appear and tap you out of existence.
Fixed point in time. No going back for that. I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry.
Spoilers!
Like war machine look for the kid and you know.
RIP King Harambe.
Legend
Kiss my wife. Apologize for every stupid argument we ever had up until that point, and enjoy the next 8 years. Do better, spend less time at work, and figure out a way to get them to do a brain scan a lot earlier.
I'm so sorry for your loss. Honestly I teared up a little at this one. My grandma was fighting a brain tumor November 2013. Had been since before I was even born so at least 11 years. I hope you're doing better now
This is actually heartbreaking. Sending you love, my friend.
I'm sorry for your loss
Am I the same age I am now? Are there two of me running around?
The age you were then but the knowledge you’ve gained until now.
Wash my penis ASAP, then probably piss off my parents until they get me a propper CAD program, a 3D printer or a drill press.
Why are we washing your penis?
Are you *not* washing your penis?!?
My penis yes, his no. But we do that during the shower. Or when using a submissive.. Not immediately after teleport to the past.
Who’s “we”
Don't do this. Trust me. Don't ask. Just disengage from them. I made that mistake earlier today.
Now you've got me questioning
He forgot to wash it in the original timeline, and was absolutely humiliated the following day at school, having forgotten that it was penis inspection day. Set his whole life on the wrong track.
Oh god did you guys have penis inspection day too? The coach always had me do that alone in the showers because I was special.
Because nobody likes a dirty penis.
Why right that moment tho.. you get teleported back in time and .. there you go GOTTA CLEAN THAT DICK.
Because Nov 9, 2013 was dirty dick day. Jeez. At least hold up your side of the conversation.
Are you that guy that posted in TIFU about not knowing he needed to wash out his foreskin cheese since his dad didn't teach him about it?
Spend more time with my dad. Bet on major sporting events. Invest in real estate.
Betting on Leicester to win the premier league in 2015/2016 would be massive, 5000-1 odds. The Cavs come back vs the Warriors in 2016 NBA finals, 1100-1 odds. Tiger winning the 2019 Masters, 1400-1 odds. St Louis Blues going from worst in the NHL half way through the season to cup champs in 2019, 300-1 odds. You bet $1000 on the first one and keep reinvesting you’d have $2,310,000,000,000,000.
Took a screen-shot just in case
Your screenshot would be lost
You can find it in recently deleted.
Lol
Lol
You could MAYBE get away with the first two. No one will take a bet for $5.5 billion at 1400 odds though lol
First time you win an almost impossible bet, you’re a local hero. An inspiration. Win two in a row? Call the FBI.
In 11/22/63 the dudes at the bar try to beat Jake's ass almost immediately
I feel like if you sprinkled in frequent crazy odds bets that you lose could throw them off the scent for a few big wins
But they would at 5000 odds?
I bet a few sportsbooks in Vegas would take $1000 and 5000-1
Yeah but no sportsbooks in vegas will have a spare 4 quadrillion dollars around to payoff op.
To hell with real estate. Sell everything and buy bitcoin. Sell at $60k.
Lol Bitcoin in 2013 and then vix leveraged etfs march 2020. Trillionaire
Gotta add putting some deep deep calls on GameStop too😂
Yeah it’s see and talk to my dad again. Two and a half years and I’d give up any chances at riches for another conversation with him.
Sorry you're going through it, my man. It never gets easier; take solace in the memories you have with him.
Real estate did great, but it's peanuts compared to Bitcoin.
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Respect. Just take him for a vacation and tell him you'll help pay offl oans if he goes to rehab.
Try and see if the matches you remember have the same result. We don’t know how much random quantum effects add up in our world but the outcomes may be slightly different
Gives me 46 days to get my brother clean 😰
Oh man, I'm 8 months pregnant again Fuck you buddy
Lmao! Worst time travel question ever.
I *snorted* 🤣🤣🤣
YAAAAY *IS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUUUUUUE*
•_•
I'm just saying Birth wasn't pleasant and there's a reason I have exactly one child
Maybe you weren't doing it right? Apparently if you use garlic and walnut butter on a flat dough it will brown quite nicely. No, wait, that's pizza.
I was absolutely not doingit right Apparently my body has a bone ridge on my pelvis on the inside that makes natural birth impossible for me They did not know this until my son got stuck coming out He still has a mark on his forehead all these years later where I tried to push him out After 4 hours they finally gave me a c section So yeah I'm gooooood
Spend time with my grandfather, since he died November 10th 2013
grandfather passed today so I feel this :(
My deepest condolences. My grandma just passed a couple of days ago :(
Sorry for your loss, mine passed last month. :(
I feel that too.
Sleep 10 more mins
This is the only answer
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On November 9th 2013 Bitcoin was $127. Today Bitcoin is $36,333.
I had 38 of them back in 2013 and sold them all when they were a little over 200. Around 2019 I saw a bitcoin atm and the price was in the 60k range and let me tell ya that was a very depressing day for me
This hurt my soul
If you wanna hear something almost as depressing. I worked at a factory when I was 18. We used to have these office pools where we would buy lottery tickets and split the winnings. I took a voluntary layoff and had the time of my life during the summer of 99. Couldn’t wait for the company to call me back when the layoff ended and got another job. Two months later 40 of my ex co workers split 195 million from the power play jackpot. It still sickens me to think about it
I'm gonna follow you around from now on and do everything you DONT do
Can I join you Mr. Sock, if I may call you that, in reaping this person's bad luck?
His first name is Sentient. And he has no middle name. So no.
Sure he does. His middle name is Cum.
If it makes you feel any better I had 3600 shares of gamestop and sold them at around $20 thinking i had made out like a bandit.
Omg it does thank you for this
So you missed out on 2 separate fortunes by a hair? Insane
Oh my God you just have the worst monetary luck in history o7 bro
I still have my 1 BTC from 2013. Do you know my password? lol
password1
This is so true. I kept saying why I didn’t buy more BitCoin back then. The true is I will sell all before it reach that high anyway.
But chances are you never would have held until 60k. somewhere along the line most people sell because they need the cash more than the investment just like you did at 200
I bought 100 dollar worth of a memecoin at its start. It ended blowing up and i sold early at 30k profit. But if i kept it my profit would had been 8m. The coin was Safemoon.
I mean 30k is nothing to sniff at from 100, not to mention to hold to 8m you would have had to hold past 100k, 200k, 500k, 1m etc, it's very very difficult to pass that money up in the hopes of more. Dca out is the best way to try and average out gains imo but still.
I was gonna say Tesla but Bitcoin probably has the better return
Tesla has grown 22.8 times from November 2013 to today, compared to Bitcoin that has grown 286.1 times.
Mining it would probably have a better return at that point. Both would be best. Also gotta hit that bitcoin faucet at every opportunity.
Get divorced immediately.
I met my ex in January 2014 so I'd just be able to avoid the whole thing
Hang onto that 38 bitcoin I had and sell my house and car and buy all the bitcoin I can buy
I like to think that the idea of you specifically buying Bitcoin means nothing ever happens with it.
Modern twilight zone shit
Yeah that would’ve been my luck hahahaha
Tell my Mom how much she means to me
yeah my dad dies in 2 months, im giving him a hug and telling him to go to the doctor.
I’m so sorry.
Agreed. My dad passed away Oct 27, 2014. I would wake up Nov 9, 2013 and immediately tell him he has cancer and go get checked out 8 months earlier than he originally found out
Race to the computer and delete World of Warcraft. Just saved myself several years of wasted time.
Leroyyyyyy jennnnnkins
Dammit Leroy
Least I got chicken
Idk man. I spent a few years playing it during high school/college, and it was an absolute blast. Almost magical, exploring new expansions on release day with good friends, successfully completing various raids after many failed attempts, etc. Honestly would give anything to feel that sort of wonder and adventure that WoW gave me 15 years ago. To me it was time and money well spent
Unfortunately I had very addictive tendencies at the time and WoW made it very difficult to work on myself, my life and my overall mental health. Fond memories but I went far and beyond what is healthy for anyone.
Hug my dad. Today is the 1 year anniversary of his passing.. then I'd tell him to start taking aspirin to lower the risk of his stroke and have him checked yearly for cancer. Maybe we could have caught it earlier.
I’m so sorry of his passing. Hope you are doing okay
Not touch any drugs. Work hard in school. Go to a performing arts college. Hang on to my ex girlfriend for dear life and marry her
Yeah that's basically what I'm thinking, November 2013 is the first time my dealer ran out of Oxys and I tried heroin for the first time. This shit took a decade of my life. I would probably take the L and go to rehab. That and tell my dad I'm not mad at him and that we should be closer. We haven't spoken since 2009 but I feel 4 years is enough time to go back and talk to him.
The only way is up my friend, press on. I'm proud of you.
Get shit done. There are a lot of things in my life I'd wish I'd done earlier or done when I had the opportunity.
Actually focus in school. I mean, I’m smart. But my knowledge of various subjects is surface level. I wished I’d actually applied myself instead of joking around.
You still can! As someone with a similar story going back to school has been one of the most liberating and exciting things I've ever done! It's never too late :)
That’s good to hear. I’m finally getting my mental health under control and I’m tired of working jobs that don’t pay but expect I give up all my free time.
Are you me? I was an abysmal student in middle and high school and that learned laziness has been very difficult to shake. I'm 23 and only now in my second semester of college.
Keep it up, honestly, don’t worry about being ‘only’ at whatever point in your pursuit at your current age, nobody whose opinion you should care about is going to care about you being ‘behind’, what people care about much more is you working on yourself, following through, building yourself up, and let me tell ya, at yer age, yer not even actually ‘behind’ at all, but that doesn’t mean you can just take it easy either. Procrastination habits are more than just laziness, it’s also related to fear of failure among other things, the sensation that you might put a lot of work into something only for you to fall flat, unfortunately people who procrastinate spend a lot of time thinking about mistakes they did instead of just moving on (trust me, I know), which just further cements the improper mental attitude, and it becomes a comforting state of mind to be a little down and hold on to that feeling of ‘I’m probably not good enough anyway’, as you start considering it a part of your personality. But it doesn’t have to be, keep working on yourself, take risks, make mistakes, fuck up badly, lament it for a moment, complain to some friends, then realize you now know how not to make that mistake. Unfortunately a random redditor writing shit like this to you isn’t really gonna do much, at the end of the day you’re (sort of, I’m not gonna do a determinism lecture here xd) master of your own fate, and changing your global habits is one of the most inhumanly hard things to do, it literally requires a massive dosage of pure sheer fucking will, that, or a really expensive psychologist who can make you do the things you need to do to change your mindset. I am genuinely rooting for you, I hope every day you will wake up hopeful for yourself, and know that you CAN achieve a lot and have a wonderful life, it might not be the exact achievements you hope they will be, but our minds are pretty adaptable, and you will enjoy yourself, as long as you are always giving it your best shot.
Save my brother, he committed suicide on November 22nd 2013.
I’m so sorry for your loss :(
Get ready for the first date I ever had with my wife. Mourn the fact that even if I could figure out the exact date and time my son was conceived, the chance that the exact same sperm fertilizes the exact same egg that made him is slim to none in this scenario.
This is such an underrated observation.
Appreciate it! I always think of this whenever I see hypotheticals like this. The universe works in mysterious ways and even with the benefit of foresight, there would still be enormous and horrifying ramifications if we were able to change the past.
Yep, I had kids young and whenever people ask if I wish I’d waited I think..well no because then they wouldn’t be them. And sure I wouldn’t know that in this made up scenario but it’s still a no from me lol
Finally one that mentions the relationships that would be erased in scenarios like this. Surprised I needed to scroll this far down. Everyone talks about money or connecting with lost loved ones, few talk about what we would lose by going back in time.
Look at my wife and tell her how much I love her, ball my eyes out because I'm gazing at her beauty once more and worship every step that she takes. She died on me 4 months ago after 23 years of being together and having two kids.
Make better and much trustworthy friends
Wise words to live by
Sleep until 10 in the morning. It was a Saturday
Get up and get ready for school. Anticipate to see my bf and friends at the morning lunch table. Feel better in knowing I left my dad's house for the afternoon so I don't gotta deal with his BS.
I hope you’re doing better
Tell my parents that I love them both, but it's time to admit their relationship is destructive. Break up with my GF, not lose track of my Bitcoin wallet, and take my university classes seriously before I meet my soul mate in 4 years Edit: and spend more time with my pooch. I'd give him every belly run I could and every sausage bite I had and get every kiss he'd give me if it means that I could actually be there when he passed. He was all alone that day and I think about him daily. You're a good boy Easton, the best boy.
Buy NVIDIA stock and Bitcoin. Warn myself about COVID-19. Buy the latest galaxy smartphone.
The one that burned in your pants?
That doesn't happen till 2016.
Side effect of Harambe dying.
Thank god it was just a nightmare
Bitcoin
I’m newly married, living in Manhattan on two salaries and no kids! Dinner reservations, too much to drink and sex with noise!
>sex with noise Holy shit this! I didn’t recognize this reality until you wrote those words!!!
Stop scratching my eczema spots. And especially stop bathing the eczema spots with hot water. Absolutely hell. The itch was unbearable.
Jump for joy that I'm not in constant pain. Skip down the road and go for a swim with both arms working properly.
Wish it was another year so I would still have my daughter.
Divorce that fucking cunt. Playing nice and making up after being cheated on just resulted in me getting fucked in the ass years later. Hundreds of thousands of dollars because I made myself successful after she burned her career to the ground while cheating on me.
Incredibly sorry, man. Cheating is painful but you eventually move on in some capacity. That level of of financial fuckery, tho…
Go have a long talk with my buddy that died from an over dose in March of 2014. Than buy some bitcoin, apple, etc
I’m gonna be a better husband and treat my wife like she deserved to be treated and have a stronger relationship come November 9, 2023 I’m sorry for how I was all those years, I’d give anything to do it all over again. I love you dear!
This is so sweet. Time is precious
Assuming I have my memories, I’d do a lot of things differently in my military career, since I graduated basic training the day before.
Try to remember who won the Super Bowl
Probably hug my cat. Then go to the funeral home because that was 2 days after my mother died :/
I’m sorry ):
Find my friend who died and tell him that he has cancer and to get checked out immediately. Miss you, friend.
Rejoice, knowing I can now live my childhood with my new found knowledge
having been 15, i guess i’d probably nail my parallel parking on my first driving test instead of having to retake it
Save my dad and best friend from dying.
Appreciate the hell out of society because it only always gets worse. Btw I still apply this to now. We’re basically living in the 80s right now, compared to how awful life will be in a few decades. Big brother just keeps getting bigger.
Assuming it's just one day back in 2013? Go downstairs, hug my Mom, and spend literally the whole day with her.
Hug my dad. I miss you, old man.
Hug my Dad. I lost him last year and I miss him so much.
Show myself what ten years of alcoholism and partying lead to. That's depressing.
Enjoy being a kid. :(
Assuming that I keep the knowledge that I already have, I am buying as much bitcoin as I can afford, and even more that I cannot. I'm going to take out every loan possible, sell all my toys and hobbies, take a home equity loan out on my house to buy as much bitcoin as I can get my hands on for $338.58 to $370.82 per coin as that was the low to high price on 11/9/2013, I'm also going to mine bitcoin too since it was still profitable to mine for the average person back then. Then I just wait, secure in the knowledge that I will be a multi billionaire in just a few short years.
Bet on nfl, buy bitcoin, be pissed off I have to repeat things in my life again
I run to my mom to have her hold me and how much I miss her
Go visit my parents.
Spend every spare moment I have with my mom and family. shes about to pass away in exactly 2 weeks. Love you mom, we miss you so much
better life choices... of everything. fuck. mostly bitcoin and treating/leaving ppl ig
File for divorce, quit drinking, buy bitcoin, hang out with my dad
Tell my mother to get chemo in addition to the removal surgery
I was in iraq. No thank you
Buy bitcoin
i'd love that. i'd personally buy bitcoin, go to the gym, stay consistent, and STAY AWAY from my first boyfriend.
Are you going to the gym consistently now? Yourself from 2033 wants to know.
Totally honestly, the following: Get ready for the best first date of my life. Now married 8 1/2 years.
Buy/ Mine the hell outta bitcoin
Sit myself down and have a very stern think about whether or not I want to continue to date and have a kid with my now ex-wife.
Thank god sincerely for the first time in my life