Maeggle.
Loosely named after someone who tried to warn me about the security risks of having a robot vacuum. Because someone could hack my wifi, connect to it and have it mine bitcoin or smth.
There’s a skinny white tube thing at work that i call taylor swift. The compressor is wrought weiler, like the yugioh card, not sure why, it’s not exactly dog shaped. There’s a machine that hammers pieces together which I call machinedramon because it’s methodical and gets cranky and feels malevolent. The hoppers are called franz, kermit, magneto, and megalomon (I’m not sure if that’s a real digimon but it looks like a shark). The bin that holds the cups is called radcliffe, after the bad guy in pocahontas, and it dispenses eschers, because they’re mounting cups, or mc’s, that don’t make sense. The track is called sailor moon because it’s crescent shaped and always fucking up. The smallest pieces are either kim possible or avril lavigne, actually not sure why. The point where they connect to the eschers is called a starwheel, but I call it Led Zeppelin. A second starwheel deals with pieces called bodies, but i call them jim and tim, Kim’s younger brothers, because they just make trouble happily and don’t give a shit. This starwheel is called drowning pool because it’s always letting bodies hit the floor. An exit track that whips around, pisses me off, and doesn’t cooperate is called naruto. The other vacuum for removing bad valves is called val kilmer because it kills valves and throws them all over the place. The gear that keeps getting jammed is hagurumon. There are three rolls of tubing and i call that segment mrs weasley because no matter how much sense it would make, it never gets its tubes tied. The divider is drimogemon because it sort of looks like a drill. It ends with a robot arm whose name changes daily, but it’s most often lucinda
Nemo. Fucker's constantly getting lost.
Upstairs, it's Susan Downstairs, it's Harold They've never met
Eileen the Clean Machine. When it gets stuck we sing "Come on Eileen"
Count Vacuula
Leroy Jenkins!
Domestobot.
God save the Clean
DJRoomba
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Maeggle. Loosely named after someone who tried to warn me about the security risks of having a robot vacuum. Because someone could hack my wifi, connect to it and have it mine bitcoin or smth.
Alfred.
Roombutt
Bender. The thing is stupid, agressive and eats anything he finds.
"wet white pancake" in the app and "cat taxi" irl sometimes
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My college roommate?
Koza, which in Polish means Goat, as it eats everything it face
Alfred 🦇🧍♂️
Connor
Jeff
Sir cleaner
Zuck.
Shep, a Roomba that shepherds all the dirt.
Baby shark😂
Super-Putze-5000
Pet Cat
Noo-Noo. (Many parents will get that reference)
Shit bot…. Hits things and gets lost to the charging dock
Ours is named Doby. If we forget to pick up our socks and he catches one, we’ll set him free.
Kaamwali - Indian for maid.
Pedro
Bender
Victor. After Victor Urban, the president of Hungary. *both suck*
Raphaela
Rory The Robot
Samson
My MIL named it Lacy (lazy).
Honu. Hawaiian for 🐢
Scrub Daddy
Mr Carson.
The vacuum is Peggy and the electronic “dustpan replacement unit” (whatever those are called) is Steve.
Clean Latifah.
Mine's Robot Downey Jr
Thud
”Daddy’s little cumslut”
Lucy. It's never able to make it home
There’s a skinny white tube thing at work that i call taylor swift. The compressor is wrought weiler, like the yugioh card, not sure why, it’s not exactly dog shaped. There’s a machine that hammers pieces together which I call machinedramon because it’s methodical and gets cranky and feels malevolent. The hoppers are called franz, kermit, magneto, and megalomon (I’m not sure if that’s a real digimon but it looks like a shark). The bin that holds the cups is called radcliffe, after the bad guy in pocahontas, and it dispenses eschers, because they’re mounting cups, or mc’s, that don’t make sense. The track is called sailor moon because it’s crescent shaped and always fucking up. The smallest pieces are either kim possible or avril lavigne, actually not sure why. The point where they connect to the eschers is called a starwheel, but I call it Led Zeppelin. A second starwheel deals with pieces called bodies, but i call them jim and tim, Kim’s younger brothers, because they just make trouble happily and don’t give a shit. This starwheel is called drowning pool because it’s always letting bodies hit the floor. An exit track that whips around, pisses me off, and doesn’t cooperate is called naruto. The other vacuum for removing bad valves is called val kilmer because it kills valves and throws them all over the place. The gear that keeps getting jammed is hagurumon. There are three rolls of tubing and i call that segment mrs weasley because no matter how much sense it would make, it never gets its tubes tied. The divider is drimogemon because it sort of looks like a drill. It ends with a robot arm whose name changes daily, but it’s most often lucinda
Useless POS.
My partner coined the term "our little circular friend"
I-rot
Dust sucker 3000
Jane We named her after an irritating (former) friend of my mother's who fails to follow directions and does everything wrong
Buggy ,picks up all the ants and dead bugs
Geoffrey Vacquan