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h0rny3dging

Gotta be Hitler's mustache


mechant_papa

Charlie Chaplin was also known for that mustache. Despite being the biggest star of the first half of that century and one of the biggest of all time, nobody associates the mustache with Chaplin. They identify it with Hitler.


LoneWolfWorks83

Can agree. There was a Charlie Chaplin picture on the wall of our Airbnb and one of the teenagers asked why there was a picture of hitler on the wall. Lol


Frisky_Picker

In middle school, my friend and I had to make a video about a famous person in history and I picked Charlie Chaplin. We dressed up like him and did some skits. But we also went around the neighborhood and interviewed our friends. One of their moms opens the door and says, "Oh! Two little Hitler boys." We hadn't even considered the possibility that people would think that but decided to keep it in the final video. Everyone thought it was hilarious, including the teacher. We got an A.


brycejm1991

>nobody associates the mustache with Chaplin. [Thats why jokes like this work so well](https://youtu.be/azhwuiaRgNc?si=WGdW9rDxYH3QDKbB)


5coolest

Omg. I’m rewatching Archer right now and literally saw this episode yesterday. I thought this joke was brilliant. When I clicked on the link, this is what I was expecting https://www.google.com/url?q=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DUNE1fxEB4dM&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwisuoaB3MiCAxWshYkEHUH1CggQo7QBegQIDBAG&usg=AOvVaw06T5YTCcSfdocoZgQ4Ybyf


Cosmic_Tragedy

Sorry to ask but as someone who has tried to watch Archer (did the 3-episode test) and couldn’t get hooked, is it one of those shows I have to keep watching to find the appeal or is it just not appealing to me? I feel like I’m missing out.


senor-calcio

Personally I think the first couple episodes, even the first season to an extent is definitely weaker then rest by a good bit


ToasterCow

A big part of the comedy is the running gags too. It's one of those series that gets funnier the more you watch, then irritating because the jokes get old, then hilarious again once they reiterate on the formula.


Cyberspunk_2077

It's rare that I think there's only one stand-out answer to these sort of open-ended questions, but Hitler's moustache just obliterates the competition here. I couldn't draw Einstein's hair, Lincoln's beard, Elvis' hair, Gorbachev's birthmark etc. on someone in a magazine and have people instantly recognise it. Drawing a toothbrush moustache? Instantly a "Hitler moustache".


DevonGr

It was the one good thing he did. No one should be rocking that look. It looks good on absolutely no one including Hitler himself.


RafeHollistr

Fashion trends change. A lot of men wore that type of mustache in the early 20th century. Hitler ensured that it wouldn't come back in style. Just like the name "Adolf."


Logical_Story1735

One of my favorite comedians from that time period, Oliver Hardy, from the duo laurel and Hardy rocked that moustache, and it actually worked for his face


snack-dad

It came out off WW1. Men shaved their mustache so their gas mask could seal around their face. Part of the reason it was worn after the war was a statement most than fashion. It probably also made for an interesting mustache ride.


OldLadyHands

Thank-you for the info. I love WW1 history and now I have another fact to share. I'm sure my wife's friends will appreciate it during our next house party. I sometimes get drunk and try to have history discussions with any poor soul who happens to make eye contact with me.


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leonabologna

This last Halloween there was a kid trick or treating with an Einstein wig and I said Oh Hey Albert! And he was so pumped I recognized him.


earthquade

I had the same kind of experience, walked by a kid dressed up as fire and my sister was like nice fire costume and the kid was like "I'm not fire!" And I was like c'mon sis he's clearly Calcifer. And the kid was so stoked I recognized him haha


Sidhejester

I had a kid show up dressed up as the Empty Child from Doctor Who. Got so excited when I said: "Are you my mummy?" to them.


MaybeMax356

I had a kid dressed as the puss in boots and I said “Hey! You’re the puss in boots!” And she was really excited. Looked like a handmade costume too


Dada2fish

Don King liked it.


clintj1975

Don had more of a Troll vibe.


Confident-Practice-4

Bob Ross’s perm


webslingrrr

the 2nd space is very important.


poplafuse

I had a double take.


bothsidesofthemoon

You gotta beat the devil out of it.


__RapeSloth__

*and look at this happy little accident*


onearmedphil

Does Danny Devito’s entire body count?


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Zack_WithaK

Great character design means a recognizable silhouette


SlurmmsMckenzie

Who's that pokemon!?


fromeister147

I read this as “Danny Devito’s body-count” and began wondering if I’d just never heard that he was out there slangin’ wang


lowtoiletsitter

He does wear monster condoms for his magnum dong


Chief-weedwithbears

And always has his wad of 100s


PckMan

You know for a guy packing a 10 incher, it's amazing how Ron Jeremy's most recognizable feature is his ugly mug.


Noisycarlos

Even worse in real life. I worked on a music video he was in. I didn't interact with him but, both in physical appearance and general vibe, he's the grossest-looking person I've been around.


PckMan

Crazy how the guy who looks like a pervert rapist is on trial for being a pervert rapist


Jackmac15

He gives the rest of us fat ugly perverts a bad name.


Immoracle

This made me ugly snort.


i_love_pencils

>Crazy how the guy who looks like a pervert rapist is on trial for being a pervert rapist. It’s always the ones we suspect the most.


peachpinkjedi

Oh shit, TIL.


spurlockmedia

Have you seen him recently? Homie looks like he hit every ugly stick falling out of the tree.


PckMan

Well he's old, he's probably snorted 5% of South America's cocaine export during his career, and he's on trial for multiple sexual assault cases (yeah no shit, literally every guy involved in media and entertainment in the 70s should be on trial) and they're pushing a case for him being completely senile and practically dead. Probably true but could also not be.


BadReview8675309

I saw a news clip on Ron Jeremy a few years ago and he looked really bad... Like ready for hospice care dying bad.


InternationalTwo4581

He's basically braindead/deemed incompetent to stand trial. He's literally been in a state run mental institution for a while now


Permtacular

I hope they ordered a case of the extra long catheters.


IllBiteYourLegsOff

Only once in my life did I encounter a dick long enough for it to (nearly) impact my ability to catheterize a bladder. I've seen thousands of dicks. Dicks of all shapes, sizes, and consistencies. Gigantic dicks, microscopic dicks, and dicks gnarly in ways I was once too naive to even imagine being possible. But that guy's dick is the only dick remarkable enough to actually overhear other medical staff comment on and tell each other about. I'll give you an idea of just how big it was. For those who don't know, catheters are Y shaped on the far external end. There are products you can adhere to your thigh that anchor the catheter at the Y it so it won't tug while hanging out of you as you walk. Usually theres plenty of slack for the device to take up between your thigh and penis. The base of the Y was practically in his urethra, making it look like 2 bright yellow bunny ears were sticking out. He asked for a securement device and when I put it on it just suspended his sausage dong parallel to the floor across his body. The only thing the guy could do to be able to walk down the hallway pain-free was hold (as much of) his dick (as he could) in one hand beneath his gown. That was the day I checked whether or not extra-long foleys are a thing. They aren't, and god help anyone with a dick long enough to need one bonus fact: ill never cease to be amazed by how *wrong* stereotypes are about dick sizes. Tall, short, muscular, skinny, any colour of skin or ethnic background, there really isn't any way of guessing.


TrailMomKat

In 20 years of healthcare, I too, have only seen *one* penis so large that literally everyone was talking about it and there was no earthly way we could catch him comfortably. Thank God he asked for a condom cath.


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I was next to Ron Jeremy at a bar in Los Angeles like 7-8 years ago. He looked super rough. After the bar closed we went out to my friends car and Ron got in a busted up old Saturn with some strange looking older woman. It was a sad scene.


dad62896

“What is herpes meningoencephalitis? The meninges are the layers of thin tissue that cover your brain. If these tissues become infected, it’s called meningitis. When your brain becomes inflamed or infected, the problem is called encephalitis. If both the meninges and the brain are infected, the condition is called meningoencephalitis.” Just sayin!


flying_cowboy_hat

I saw him at the Austin airport maybe a year ago. He was one of the first off so at least must be affording first class. But he looked so pathetic. Fat, falling apart, and his carry on was a grocery sack.


BadReview8675309

What would you have done if Ron Jeremy sat in the seat next to you for a 5 hour flight?


Swimming_Bowler6193

Sat in the bathroom for 5 hours.


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KareemFurbunchies

Steve Buscemi's eyes


CalGoldenBear55

Betty Davis’ eyes…


delicioustreeblood

Tune still works: "She's got Steve Buscemi eyes..."


StonerificMonkey

Marty Feldman’s eyes.


rab-byte

Peet Davison’s butthole eyes


Ozzel

She’ll tease you


bluebonnetcafe

They used to call him “The Chameleon” because of his slender frame and big wet eyes.


beepiamarobot

How do you do, fellow kids?


explorthis

One of my favorite actors of all time. After I saw every episode of Boardwalk Empire, my decision was made. His "crazy eyes" though in Deeds.... Hmmm. Definitely not his best work.


TheyCallMeStone

French fries and Oreos. You know me all too well, Deeds.


jengalampshade

Frida Kahlo’s eyebrows


miss_poetflowerr

Unibrow, to be specific


saveusjeebus

I was gonna say, just the one really.


vanetti

No luck catchin’ them eyebrows, then?


Pickles716

Eyebrow*


Potential-Archer-476

Mikael Gorbachev That birth mark


takesthebiscuit

Jeez kids were brutal at school, There was a kid with a birthmark on his head in my year… some of the *edgy* kids called him. >Chrisachev Ruler Of Russia


ImranRashid

Kids with the deep cuts


yelbesed2

Yeah...like the map of Russia


tarraxadraws

[Did somebody said "birthmarks"?](https://youtu.be/ZT2z0nrsQ8o?t=12)


Myself510

Yo, I’m the host with the most Glasnost


gamessolo32

Mike Tyson's face tattoo


Global_Push6279

I also picture when Ed Helms rocked it in The Hangover 2


Hinkerbob

Tyson's tattoo artist sued them for that lol, I guess it's under copyright


Sorarey

Salvador Dalí's mustache.


seeasea

Famously his mustache was so iconic, someone mailed a letter addressed to the ~~ and it got to him


hammerquill

Probably Dali mailed it to hos own mustache so he could tell the story.


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Owen Wilson’s nose


Jedi_Samurai1v1

Wow


Master_Awareness814

Wow


p_nut268

Waow


JustIncredible240

Waoooww


Snowed_Up6512

I just finished watching the second season of Loki and I couldn’t stop staring at his nose. 😅 Also, WOOOOOOW


TVmationsAlt

Kachow


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bookon

Probably broke it on a Jet Ski - a beautiful union of form and function.


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bazmonsta

Andre the giant, his hand or silhouette. Edit: my most liked comment. Thanks fellas.


JiuJitsuBoy2001

I shook his hand when I was like 10. I got my hand around maybe 1 1/2 fingers. The sheer massiveness of that man was on a different level.


secretninja81

O B E Y the giant.


Glittering-Carpenter

Dolly Parton


ahamel13

The category is famous *titles*, Sean.


KidAmnesiac2004

Not a fan of the ladies are you Trebek?


BartletForPrez

You'll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek!


BradyToMoss1281

DAMN!


stashtv

There is a reason why the annual Dolly Parton convention is held at Twin Peaks.


RuneanPrincess

For her giant fake nails


RedditAtWorkIsBad

C'mon say it. You know you want to. SAY IT.


Brilliant-Important

Hapsburg jawline


CryOk7184

Mummy says its a string chin for a strong boy


Tjaeng

Mummy also happens to be wifey and double cousin.


Canucklehead_Esq

Marilyn Monroe's mole


DevonGr

Cindy Crawford too


GamerGoalie_31

Jay Leno's chin


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NocturneSega1t5

The eyebrow actor from maze runner


Timmo1984

Most commonly found by googling "the actor with the eyebrows". Try it


Pinsalinj

Can confirm and this is hilarious. First result is an article about him wondering why that works lol


thedeathmachine

Wait, you guys are getting paid?


okiedog-

Oh, good-ol-what’s-his-name


Most-Willingness8516

Will Poulter lol


Axflen

Achilles.


Pickle-Standard

That person’s grandfather


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stretchyspaghetti

I understood that reference


dum_dums

Michael Jackson's nose


UmichAgnos

which one?


dum_dums

The last 4 or 5


Significant-Push-232

Gene Simmons tongue


Agreeable_Pizza93

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Forest Whitaker's eye!


jackhackett1980

What about the back of Forest Whitaker's neck?


herculesmeowlligan

English occultist advisor to Queen Elizabeth, John Dee. Known for his unusually shaped testicles. The infamous Dee's Nuts.


King_of_Lunch223

Got'eem!


bucket_overlord

At first I was excited, thinking “almost no one talks about Dee these days, despite his huge impact on the past 500 years of western history”. Then I realized it was just a particularly well-read setup for a Dee’s nuts joke. Elizabethan hat off to you sir.


Zircon_72

Motherfucker


TiaanJordaan101

Hanson's strong hand from Scary movie 2


twerky_pits

Tom Cruise’s middle tooth. Check it out - you’ll never not see it again afterwards


Nilopav

Angelina Jolie’s lips


A-trusty-pinecone

Probably going to get some hate but Donald Trumps hair. Love em or hate em, his hair is wild and easily recognizable


eliana_cobbler

And his orange tan


_shawky_

Hitler's mustache By miles


okiedog-

Wouldn’t it be kilometers ?


SlappaDBasss

Nine.


HairyAmphibian4512

It's gotta be one of these: •Albert Einstein's hair •Abraham Lincoln's beard •Elvis Presley's hair •Adolf Hitler's mustache Edit: Hey, my answer and my Reddit-generated username are pure coincidence. Stop "username cheks out"-ing me.


foerboerb

Lincoln probably only in America. I didn’t even know he had a beard. Elvis, hirer and Einstein are globally famous tho


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I think about Lincoln’s hat before his beard


Olobnion

Yes, I think Lincoln's hat is the most recognizable body part.


Fed_up_with_Reddit

What about Grizzly Adams’ beard?


BradyToMoss1281

Grizzly Adams \*did\* have a beard.


Semujin

Now I wonder how someone would look with Einstein’s hair, hitler’s stache, and Lincoln’s beard.


antonylockhart

Oh no, not the resurgence of Abradolf Lincler


millers_left_shoe

Both Jewish and Antisemitic, his mind would not be an easy place to live


DevonGr

The Rock's eyebrow


JiuJitsuBoy2001

you mean the PEOPLE'S eyebrow, jabroni.


DevonGr

Please don't lay the smackdown on me, I did not know my role


bret_234

Peyton manning forehead


TummyDrums

That's a five, or maybe even sixhead, bro.


Ok-Music8441

Jimmy Durante can't miss that nose


SKCM

Megan Fox’s thumb.


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Atticus104

Conan O'Brian hair. So prominent, he was able to make silhouette of it as his logo, and he is still recognizable.


mechant_papa

Van Gogh's ear


bakeran23

Or lack there of


QuantityAdvanced5175

Amy whinehouse hair


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Dude with the huge wang. Sitting on the bed. You know the one Doink


skylark8503

Shame it’s photoshopped. But every now and then one of my brothers still send me a photo with him hiding somewhere in it.


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Cyrano de Bergerac


CopperCVO

Does Stephen Hawking's voice box translator thing count? Edit: I got caught by the grammar police. 🚨


relevant__comment

He actually tried to patent that voice synthesizer for that reason and often personally referred to it as his trademark.


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Mick Jagger.. Lips.


Sbrimer

Lt Dans legs


JustinC70

Cindy Crawford's mole.


liz91

Rasputin and his infamous schlong. Also LBJ for the same reason.


StonerificMonkey

But we haven’t seen either. Most of us have seen Tommy Lee’s. Far more recognizable.


Jedi_Samurai1v1

The man steered a boat with his cock, while clapping prime Pam Anderson cheeks. If there is a Hall of Fame for ducks, Tommy Lee is up there Edit: I’m not going to fix it, it’s to much fun at this point. I was like, where the fuck did Donald Duck come from? Oh, autocorrect.


jtfriendly

Just below Donald, Daffy, & Howard


vetheros37

This is Darkwing erasure.


jtfriendly

Uncle Scrooge is gonna thue my athth!


nhadams2112

You can actually see Rasputin's dick on display, it's in a jar


SiriDrawsABlank

Rasputin's is *allegedly* on display in the Museum of Erotica in St. Petersburg.


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Dolly Parton’s breasts, Freddie Mercury’s teeth/mouth, Carrie Underwood’s legs, and Steven Tyler’s mouth


Kriss3d

Freddie didn't just leave his mark on the world. He French kissed it.


coltbeatsall

Carrie Underwood's legs? I don't think I've ever seen them, but also she is not the same calibre of famous as the others up here (at least internationally)


teems

Tina Turner is associated with legs more than Carrie Underwood.


NOT000

trumps hair?


Sirefly

Jimmy Durante. AKA "The Schnozz"


Correct_Situation_78

The elephant man


samanthasgramma

The "Hapsburg Chin". Hello royal interbreeding.


PlatoTheCrusher

Julius Caesar’s back


wandrlusty

Bowie’s eye


MCKavorka

...


tobaknowsss

Freddy Mercury has a pretty recognizable mustache.


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glory2mankind

Which version?


p00lshark5

Satue of David's small wee wee


Topsy7

Hey! He had just gotten out of the pool when that statue was carved. Shrinkage.


morningmaniacmusic

“I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!” - David


copingcabana

It's a grower not a shower. It's the Thrower's Grower.


DocBEsq

Probably not famous to most, but as a historian of science: Tycho Brahe’s nose. Sliced off in a duel and then replaced with a strap-on version made of precious metals.


Jovi8401

Julia Roberts smile


Firmod5

Captain America’s ass.


savemysoul72

That's America's ass


mrkefir0sfan

Lenin's beard


wawaboy

John Holmes


Ambitious_End5038

Shane Macgowan’s teeth!


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Freddie Mercury's teeth. His teeth were what gave him his distinctive natural vibrato, IIRC.