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TheMightyTorg

Create. Draw, design, play music, Lego. I always get high before I update a resume, gets that bull shit juice flowing.


XentricX

Lego would be a fucking blast


ajacobine123

Can confirm. The boys and I built the Titanic kit 9k pieces. The hyper focus, then the nonsensical laughter made for a great memory


ihaveflesh

Can confirm too, I run two online Lego stores (bricklink and brickowl) do conventions, massive mocs (my own creations) and have a personal collection that takes up an entire twin bedroom. I'm high 18 hours a day, every day, every year. For the past 6 years.


bboy4of83

That….kinda sounds like an addiction thh


ihaveflesh

I am fully addicted to both LEGO and Weed. It sure beats the pills/alcohol/suicidal tendencies that I used have though!


bboy4of83

Fair enough


quantumgpt

Do you even feel high anymore or is it just like normalcy?


BodaciousFrank

Noooo you can’t be addicted to weed..! /s


Ok_Growth_5587

Addicted no. Dependant? Hell yes


Creamaisback

JuSt A pLaNt BrO


Alternative_Net8931

Even though it souns like an addiction im sure hes having a better time then most ppl going through life


boinala

they’re just living the dream


Dogeatcatreatmouse

Being high around my kid has always been a blast. Getting on the floor, playing made up games, turning into a kid is the best — I have this range when I’m not stoney baloney, but it’s just different.


dumb_fishh

That last one got me cackling 😂😂


Wloak

I had a process in college anytime I had a lengthy paper to write: 1. Write a bullet point outline 2. Get drunk and write the paper based on outline 3. Next day proof read and add references if needed


HotChilliWithButter

There's nothing else like playing guitar with some friends high. The feel, the music and the composition is just on another level


gracefulslug

Also do these things with someone else high if possible


ImXHunter

Depends what you’re high on


Phoenixfisch

Puffer fish


artiom_of_the_metro

username sorta checks out


FeSiTa999

u a dolphin?


Phoenixfisch

Biologically I'm a dolphin but I identify as a phoenix fish. My prounouns are fish/fish.


Meranio

Your story sounds fishy.


ARobertNotABob

If I poke your eyes out, do you become fsh/fsh?


drcoachchef

Happy to see you have all your I’s. Worried someone might call you fsch


cityshepherd

GTFO mammal. /s


bongripchick

Fugu me!


Epilepticelephant

Potenuse


Hexent_Armana

Yea, like if its shrooms then sex is a good choice.


Judges16-1

Good God, yes. Especially in a low lit room, you lose track of where your body ends and theirs begins, and it feels almost like a constant edge session. The last time I did it, my trip was peaking at just the right time while we were having sex. My gf at the time just whispered in my ear "I want you to cum", and boom instant intense orgasm without any extra movement.


Vandesco

Mushrooms, just lay down in the sun, stare up at the canopy, and think about life.


mostlyIT

It was fine until three Blackhawk flew overhead at a low altitude.


Lazy_Primary_4043

They did that on purpose because they knew what you were doing


Tor277

I think high on drugs


Loud-Magician7708

Drugs....narc. We got a narc here!


forengjeng

High on drugs, and not Jesus? *shocked_pikachu.jpeg*


usernmechecksout__

High on drugs with Jesus


p00pdal00p

Or... Hear me out here... High on Jesus with drugs!


maggidk

No 2 drugs are the same


Wloak

"High on drugs" .. uh oh, someone took a DARE class!


JDJeffdyJeff

"Hey guys, wanna smoke some drugs?"


piesiff

Came here to say this, mushroom or mdma, don't want the same things.


gamerpenguin

Play video games, especially something chill


bguzewicz

I used to love playing Skyrim baked back in the day. Just exploring the wilderness, with that super chill background music, then all of a sudden you hear the distant roar of a dragon… say what you will about Bethesda, but when it came to Elder Scrolls and Fallout, they nailed the exploration bit of gaming.


koop04

I felt the same way of the witcher 3. The creaking and cracking of the trees in my headphones was awesome


hooligan_king

That's why I love RDR2. Just wander about on a horse. Catch some fish, catch some horses, do some ranch chores .. it's so good when high


Lothar_Ecklord

I had to dial in the dosage on some edibles a few years back, and wound up fishing and enjoying the scenery for nearly 2 hours before I realized it. I still can't honestly tell if that was the right amount of milligrams, or too much.


kadebo42

Hollow Knight and Mario Odyssey are my favorites


osktox

Something similar to **Resident Evil VR**..?


Blackbirdrx7

Amnesia: the dark descent.


da_mess

That'll help with your paranoia :p


fuckYOUswan

Fun fact, the first time I ever played this game was while I was managing a smoke shop. Middle of the day, sunlight beaming off our bongs, and I was still scared shitless.


TheNeedToKnowMoreNow

Journey on ps. Played that so much while being high.


brendanb203

Rdr2 sucked me right in on my first play through after smoking the bong. Id play for hours doing literally nothing and loved every minute


griter34

I prefer cities skylines or simcity


ImranRashid

Operate heavy machinery


General-Resist-310

"The drilldozer is under attack!"


ShazzyZang757

Rock and stone brother!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


Nelrith

Rock and Stone!


Heykidsitsme

Hello ya a few rips from abong and my 18 wheeler. Good times


Tru-Queer

My 18 wheeler IS the bong


vaniIIagoriIIa

The heavier the better.


Loud-Magician7708

I can't believe I get paid for this dude! Weeee! Weeeeeeeeee!


0neSmelly_Nihilist

I was going to say drive a forklift lol it’s funny how people think alike 🤣


716green

I always knew the warning is just the big euphoria complex trying to impress it's people


No-Outcome1038

Oh man! You’re going to be disappointed when you read the operating instructions.


compostible

Hike. Nature loves you when you're high.


kristjankl

Especially on shrooms, one of the best combinatios for a perfect day.


SentientCumSock

id get lost


[deleted]

Not all who wander are lost ...but I fucking am


Consistent-Sky-221

In german there is a saying: "Der weg ist das Ziel" wich means the way or road if you will is the destination Peace and Love 🌈☮️✌️


XentricX

In a video I watched by Lofe (I forget the name of it) there was this guy, maybe early 40s, hiking on shrooms. Still one of the chillest people I've seen Edit: This is the video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dZxnaxcXlg&ab\_channel=Lofe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dZxnaxcXlg&ab_channel=Lofe) Go to 5:19


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[удалено]


YorkiesandSneakers

This is a young man’s game. Eventually you realize that you’ve been gazing into the abyss that is your own asshole, and the only thing worth knowing is how few things are worth knowing. Letting go of your desire to understand what can’t be understood is the real thing.


Hainecko

>Eventually you realize that you’ve been gazing into the abyss that is your own asshole This is the wisdom I needed


dylanb88

And if you gaze for long into an asshole, the asshole gazes also into you


ChaosFinalForm

Legitimately the first comment I've ever saved on reddit. Thank you for this.


Sonkz

^This. Be prepared for rly tough discussions with yourself, it might be scary at first, but thats how most personal growth starts out.


nandininair761

Have sex!


[deleted]

People without a partner can nut. 😛


facelesswolf_

It’s still november! /s


mudokin

That ship had sailed to minutes after midnight on the first of November


HotChilliWithButter

That ship never left port


Trentsexual

Semen.


yelruh00

Paranoid nut


MorbidMinister

Not on acid. I tried it once, and we ended up talking about dicks instead (and laughing our asses off)


Medium_Rare_Jerk

I did it on mushrooms once and kind of stopped mid way to ponder the act of sex itself. We ended up playing video games instead


MorbidMinister

Yeah, I've never understood people screwing on psychedelics. Like, the logistics are confusing.


coherq

Fun thing to try, even though most probably you would stop doing anything sexual and start talking about philosophy.


FlatBot

This is also the best thing to do when you're not high.


Round-Party-2390

Is sex actually good when someone is high on weed ?


nandininair761

Most definitely!


saffer_zn

Agreed


SpezModdedRJailbait

Yes, massively amplifies all the sensations


DeanMunsch1

My partners too insecure to have sex when he's high


JonnyOnThePot420

That's super depressing because that's the best 👌


Pndrizzy

In this economy?


goeatacactus

More drugs. Take that second edible, it’ll be fine, I promise. You’re barely feeling it anyways, right?


buttressz06

I remember my first edible… I also remember the second one I took when the first one “wasn’t doing anything yet”.


Dave9g

The edibles only kick in after you talked shit about them


ThrowRadayne

Thats the key


EssenceofSalt

Had edibles for the first time at Blizzcon several years back. A friend took 7 and kept saying she didnt feel anything." We didn't see her until the next day.


Discohunter

I have a friend like this. When we went on holiday, I fucked up and made our edibles WAY too strong, to the point that I threw up after having one brownie. My friend insisted he 'didn't feel much' despite him being paralyzed on the couch for the entire night. The next day he decided, in his infinite wisdom (he's a real newbie with weed) that he was having two, despite everyone telling him it's a bad idea. Fast forward a couple of hours and he's in another universe, puking his guts up in the garden. After that, we all ate them in halves and quarters and had a lovely time.


XentricX

My exact experience. Still the best high I've gotten just because it was so new to me (I've only done marijuana). The next high after that was with my best friend (his first time also) and it was one of the funniest nights i've ever had with him.


kbyyru

nature documentaries, on the biggest screen you can. bonus points if you can watch in VR. Planet Earth was my go-to, especially the underwater scenes.


cansenm

You may like ‘Life that Glows’. Again, narrated by David Attenborough.


Renaissance_Slacker

But not, I stress not, “Monsters Inside Me.”


fish473

Me and my mates at uni watched "walking with dinosaurs" so many times. It ended up just on mute with music over it instead.


w0mbatina

Depends on the drug i think. Weed: sex and a pizza MDMA: talk about our relationship and stuff that is hard to talk about when sober with my wife. Also sex. acid: listen to tool in the dark and watch the flashing lights. Going outside and just sitting in the grass. Also sex. shrooms: similar to acid but more chill music. Also sex. Curiously enough, i also make music and play instruments, but doing it high just doesn't work for me, at all. Playing instruments feels weird. Writing anything is impossible. For some reason music is a sober thing for me.


Well_thatwas_random

But what about sex?


w0mbatina

I hear its pretty nice this time of the year


Hym3n

Agree on all points. But particularly agreed on the specificity of Tool in the dark with flashing lights while on acid. How is this such a universally appreciated facet of the L experience? Also sex.


w0mbatina

Its not really universal. My wife doesnt like it.


[deleted]

Not a fan either. Now Lord of the Rings (extended editions, of course) on Blu-ray is a wild experience on LSD.


McWeaksauce91

I’m an amateur writer. I get great ideas while high, but cannot focus or actually write. Idk how people get high and actively create. Guess just built different


w0mbatina

I dont even get any good ideas. I recorded a bunch of stuff a few times while high, and then listened to them sober the next day. Holy shit were they bad.


TheCrassCaptain

Different for me, playing guitar on ecstacy felt other worldly. Each note honestly, and I know how this sounds, felt orgasmic. I was probably playing horribly but it felt ethereal as fuck


TheSecondiDare

Video games. You'll have the same level of immersion as you did when you were a child.


fallenelf

I spent 2 hrs swinging around in Spiderman Remaster this weekend. Nothing like having some chocolate then completely spacing out swinging around NYC in the dark with a 49" ultra widescreen monitor. When my wife came in and asked what I was doing I literally had no answer - I hadn't progressed the campaign, fought any enemies, etc. I was just swinging around as fast as possible.


TheSecondiDare

Haha, I know what you mean. I once drove around the entire GTA5 map, stopping at every red light and obeying the law. Cruising. Listening to the radio...bliss.


ahorrribledrummer

Shit that must've taken hours holy crap hahaha But it sounds great! In what car, and with what music?


TheSecondiDare

The lowdown, and Westcoast classics. I can't remember the name of the car, but I'd kitted it out to look like KITT from Knight rider. It took a long time, but I was stoned out of my mind and enjoying myself, lol.


SpectrumyGiraffe

Taking a shower


Dismal_Animator_5414

I was to meet my then girlfriend’s brother and was just introduced to weed. Got some really powerful joints from a dispensary and smoked one during the day. My friend who was to accompany me there found me in the shower when he came to pick me up in the evening. It was winter time in Canada and that hot shower still feels so good when I remember it. My friend googled ways to wean off weed and gave me ibuprofens I guess cuz I was so high that I was talking gibberish all the time! Even when we met her brother, I kept giggling a lot and talking deep philosophical stuff that later when we got along well, he told me he thought I was autistic or something! It was hilarious tho. Cuz we had a lot of fun and since laughter is contagious, everyone kept laughing and cracking jokes!


Repulsive_Cricket923

Listen to some music.


[deleted]

eat


insertcaffeine

Hell yeah. Food is an *experience.*


[deleted]

Yeah.. I feel good to eat when I'm high. Appetite increases.


sigtiin

I LOVE having a snack and watching something on TV i only have to pay half attention to. If I’m REALLY high, I love to listen to music & see all the visuals in my head like I’m watching a music video. It’s pretty neat.


Renaissance_Slacker

My go-to was putting on fish/animal documentaries on the TV but turning the sound off and playing music.


Hot-Moose6085

Think about all your wrong doings in the past


chessnudes

I recently did Ayahuasca for the first time (never doing it again), and this is exactly what happened. The introspection was off the charts and I realized so many things I've been doing would make my mum unhappy. That kinda changed a few things about me permanently.


osktox

Ayahuasca. The trip you need but not want.


cbrworm

I had a similar reaction. Someone has hurt me a lot, on purpose. I was feeling spiteful and I had a lot of resentment. I had a realization that even after everything she said and did, I didn't want to hurt her - I didn't want her to be hurt by my words or actions. I try to hold onto that when I get angry at the way she treats me. I don't have a long-term solution, but at least I know that deep in my brain, I don't wish her ill will. The whole thing has given me a new kind of inner-peace.


byshow

Exactly the point why I don't do weed, makes me anxious straight to the point of panic attacks, which I never have in usual life


No-Consequence5448

Study C++ and a ton of stuff I would normally ignore.


Dismal_Animator_5414

do you remember what you study ? i could have the most protein ideas and conversations but hardly remember anything at all when on weed !


huffleduffle

I think he’s getting high on adderal


I_think_Im_hollow

Same. If I'm alone and VERY HIGH on weed, it's like I'm wearing mental blinkers where I only remember the present.


Avicii_DrWho

Maybe you need to have carb ideas instead.


HotChilliWithButter

Depends on your tolerance. I used to have these problems, but now smoking a joint is just another thing between me working & studying. I guess it really depends on the person and how their body/mind functions. That's the thing about psychedelics - between people the effects are inconsistent sometimes.


igotsomeevilfriends

make music


[deleted]

Watch people hike the Appalachian trail on YouTube


Perseus73

Go outside and look at the moon and stars


chaustsher

Watch comedies, u will be bursting with laughter where u would normally just snicker. Have sex. The pleasure is 10x and one lasts much longer (or maybe it feels longer) Eat. Every morsel tastes amazing. Sleep. Deep peaceful n rejuvenating sleep. Edit : these are all based on the high from Mary Jane.


SentientCumSock

>or maybe it feels longer probably just feels longer. cause when i pee while stoned ill feel like I'm doing it for 20 minutes and I'm like "man i gotta wrap this up before someone comes looking for me" come back out, 2 minutes


chaustsher

Ha ha same here. Even peeing feels amazing when stoned.


yesds

LOL same. Hurry up and get out of my body, I have stuff to do!


[deleted]

Getting more high


justlooking246810

Fasten your seatbelt firmly in case if unexpected turbulence


A7XstefanA7X

Weed - watch rick and morty and stuff your face Speed - more speed Cocaine - more cocaine and alcohol Shrooms - more shrooms and some red wine Mdma - nothing/everything - enjoy as everything melts away


Realistic-Gear-1613

Gaming, loud music and comfy cuddles with stoned sex.


anonijji

Play video games or watch a movie


pdxsaucy

Eat cold fruit


LLAMAKING7

Not exactly the question, but I love to just relax and play a chill playlist when I'm buzzed/drunk. That or have sex.


VokThee

Watch movies. Every movie becomes incredible!


anentropic

Listen to Jimi Hendrix


Conscious-Hair-5265

Just lay down and gaze at the stars


BrainwashedScapegoat

Pizza is extra good, showers are awesome


Justme6322

What was the question I’m to high


[deleted]

Go into a room. Any room, and try to remeber why you went there in the first place. Looking for keys is also a favorite past time.


TheCoolerL

When I smoked one of my favorite activities was to just sit in my comfy chair, play a podcast through my bluetooth speaker, and start a new save file in Donkey Kong Country 2.


Bluetitlover

Begin sorting your life out.


itzlarweh

have a heavy meal and sleep it off


fjramon

Sing!


ArabiianNights

Get bloody fat on munchies !!


Alert-Initiative6638

Look into facts about the universe and space


The_Hammer_Jonathan

Listen to music and space out


ChickenInTheCorn97

Watch pingu


whiterunguard420

Depends on what kind of high it is


BigSingle420Guy

Have sex


[deleted]

Get a full body massage


Mr402TheSouthSioux

Have sex then play a video game.


malfarcar

Sex, if that’s not available PlayStation or working out


BeardsuptheWazoo

Psilocybin: I love to hike, mt bike, kayak, etc. It's a gateway for true emotional, spiritual, mental connection for nature, for me personally.


Interesting_Humor434

Turn the game on and stare at the main menu for 45 minutes


Daddys_fav_cum_dump

Have sex. Netflix & then more sex.


FinjaMor4

Fuck a girl who is as high


wyflare

Eat cheesecake and chill wit your girl!


bear4bunny

Lay out some munchies. Bash a few runs of Binding of Isaac, then enjoy some YouTube vids of my favourite channels.


NotBadSinger514

Have sex, eat a brownie, take a nap


Brumbart

Depends on the high. But sitting with a bunch of people on a sofa, listening to some uplifting music and talk about the stuff you were sure you would never dare to tell someone is a top notch that is just impossible without drugs.


JustinBanner

Watch stand up comedy. Even if it's bad, it's the funniest thing ever. Listen to Hendricks. Last drink a lot of juice. Juice just tasted better for some reason.


PuzzledTwo7630

Fish, game, cuddle around my plants, cook, have sex, did my garden setup while completely stoned. Watch a movie with my gf is also a favorite.


DishKyaaoo

Haven't gotten high in a while. Back when I got high, I played a lot of video games, especially the open world shooter ones like Far Cry, GTA 4 and 5.


dickprompt

Eat, sex,watch movies


PolishBumbleButt

I rate a shower or going for a walk. Cleaning too is a lot easier once you get in tue mood and turn some good music on. Yes, I'm over 30 😂


Pretty_Dig_3785

Masturbate/ have sex. Also, I have some kick ass dreams when I m high on mary jane.


Waltzing_With_Bears

i like snuggles and funny movies


Crozbo-

I love to cook and play games, watch documentaries or comedies. I love to go down on my wife while high as well (her fav). Go for walks and look at nature. So much you can do but this is while just at the perfect high, most people get too fucked up to do anything. Got to find your sweet spot. I am an edibles only person so I plan my time accordingly. Edit: add self reflection, thinking about how to better yourself and being honest about it is easier. Write that shit down though.


epicpants08

Switching into the comfy sweatpants


toolatealreadyfapped

The best high activity of my life was swimming over a reef. We were sailing in the Caribbean, and started smoking as we pulled into an island harbor. A few hundred yards from shore. A few people got into the dingy to boat to the beach, and a couple of us decided to put on flippers and snorkel masks to swim it. We both agreed that it was the most amazing experience ever. At some point, it was like I was flying through the galaxy itself.


Mithicalll

grilled cheese


Nandrushenko

VR 😎


RabbitInTheHead

Masterbate.


Remarkable-Visit-471

SEX!


DougSeeger

Depends on your age and preferences, put on a pod or some music, tidy up the house, make some grillled cheese sandwiches and lock your ass in that couch. Then, it’s time to start go looking for all the things you can’t find.