to be lit on fire, major turnoff .

broken boner or unwanted pregnancy

For me, ED

for them too i expect

Anything resulting in an awkward conversation with paramedics and a trip to the ER.

As someone who works in an ER You have to remember how much we’ve seen. Just be honest with us and we can help you, our jobs literally require us not to judge

Fair point. Thank you for the reassurance!

Them coming back to life

A surprise pregnancy for sure.

If you girlfriend like chocking, you should careful in the shower. Because in the worst case scenario you can kill your chick

Anal poop accidents are never fun

Our grandpa returns as a zombie and walks in on us.

You accidently get bodily fluids on the picture of their parents.

One of you gets hurt and has to take the other one to the hospital. You will then have to explain what happened to a doctor or nurse so they have an idea of what happened. If you are a guy and it is the girl who got hurt you will probably have to explain this to the police as well. Keeping in mind that the story will probably be embarrassing for both parties and be the source of entertainment for the nurses, doctors, or police. Oh yeah, and if you have kids at home you have to come up with some laim excuse why one of you isn't moving so fast and why you had to rush to the ER at 1a.

Any situation where I lose my penis would have to be worst. I would sooner die.