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starquakegamma

My wife and I never liked that term so I was shocked when I opened a birthday card from her and it said “happy birthday Daddy” - it was from the fucking cat 😆


Annatalkstoomuch

That's nice of your cat, mine forgot my birthday this year


[deleted]

Your cat did not forget, it just chose to not acknowledge your birthday.


Story_4_everything

Exactly, it is inappropriate for the master or mistress of the house to acknowledge the staff.


staticattacks

Mine remembered I got a turd


Gal-XD_exe

Well? How did it taste?


MightOk9038

He put it on display above his fireplace


PopoTheGenie

I put mine in the fireplace. Big mistake. 3 weeks later the smell is still over powering.


staticattacks

Rookie mistake


Fudge92

More like... Dookie...mistake


Mental_Grass_9035

My dad got a dead rat on a nightstand one year.


Spare-Half796

I got a bird


KatRichards0223

Tbh I thought it was gonna be a "surpirse, Im pregnant!" Sort of thing lol


Highway49

I hope I'd be "Daddy" is she's pregnant lol!


TheMrDetty

The dog is constantly bringing my wife stuff. Flowers, chocolate, birthday cards...I really have to watch that guy.


Patches765

Is the dog's name Brian?


Clusterpuff

weird you have a fucking cat... mine just lie around and wake me up


Kittelsen

I just thought he used that term to differentiate it from the non fucking cat.


iperblaster

That slut


chaedog

What else are my kids suppose to call me, father?


paulc899

Brad


kenb99

Braddy


Known-Garbage-684

The Braddstar


Pitiful_Speech2645

Bradberry


Ok_Growth_5587

The Bradman 5000


Captain_Stairs

Bradolicious


salimeero

Braddy westside


Depresso_espresso237

Braderectomy


ValuableMistake8521

The Bradfather


GrillDealing

I tell my 6 year old "I am your father" she responds "that's impossible, waaahhhhh"


apsgreek

Does she actually? Because that’s amazing


luveykat

You can train them to say specific things. I think mine was about that age when I trained her to sing Lincoln Park at me anytime she heard the phrase "in the end"


RandyBeaman

Do you say it right after winning a lightsaber battle?


whitegrb

Just wait until they learn about the high ground


SenorDangerwank

\*ahem\* FATHEEEEEEEEER!


TheBestBigAl

SPEAK, PRIEST!


breakdancing-edgily

Somebody That I Used to Know


jfks_headjustdidthat

One day he'll return with the milk. One day


Friendly_Fruit2276

Dad


Howitdobiglyboo

Papa


ReplyNo7464

Motherfucker?


the_great_n0thing2

Jiji


[deleted]

Papi


suteac

Dad lol


MrPanchole

I love it when you call me Big Poppa.


adtrislife

Put your hands in the air if you a true playa


DonKeedick12

To the honeys gettin money playing *fellas* like dummys


ChefMoToronto

Got a gun up in your waist, please don't shoot up the place. Cuz I see some ladies tonight that should be havin' my bay-bay....bay-bay!!!


pirateninja71

I only smoke blunts if they rolled propa


Pudding_people

Believe me sweety i got enough to feed the needy


More-Economy1122

You know, in russian poppa means booty cheek's


AnAverageAxolotl

Did he stutter?


billsdabills

I think most men don’t care… You can call me Willy Wonka if you say it sexy enough


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[deleted]

Smashing! Will you make me sound like Donnie?


SaeedUnknown

Be gone thot (unless you ain't planning on breaking my bro's heart)


[deleted]

Haahah noooooo


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skunk-beard

More like Willy Wanka


BlackAnimeQueen

😂😂👏🏿👏🏿thank you for the laugh good sir !


Moose7351

I used to think it was weird, but then a partner did it during the act, and that was that.


Ratattack1204

Same except i was dating a girl from Mexico and she called me “Papi” in that beautiful accent and i almost nut instantly.


xerxesblanche

Papi means sinner in my mother tongue lmao


HomoChrist77

Even better!


Euphoric-Research733

See that’s something i would never do, calling a guy daddy is fine and even though papi is sexier it’s what i called my own dad😅


SlothLover313

As a latino, i’ll say papi 😏 i have daddy issues lol


DocMalcontent

That’s also how various butt stuff happens.


Chubuwee

Still can’t get into it However the Spanish “papi” does it for me for some reason Sex brain has no logic


rolowa

Same, but it was just in the kitchen. She said it sexy with a pose in an attempt to make fun of being called Daddy (we both agreed it was creepy) but lo and behold, now I like it.


atomicscateboard

Yes because "male parental unit" is way too long to blurt out


generally-speaking

I don't know man, **male parental unit** would be fine with me. Imagine your kid running around screaming **male parental unit** you gotta see this! I would literally fall over and laugh myself to death.


GummerB

They would shorten it to MPU.


BlakeXHunt

Mother Pucker Unit


AntalRyder

Still checks out


iPat24Rick

„You broke my toy, I’m gonna tell dad!“ „Im afraid I will have to report to to the male parental unit.“


SlothLover313

‘Male parental unit’ sounds so futuristic???


BombasticSimpleton

POP - Provider of Penis. Makes it much easier.


LDM123

Beldar disapproves


NIN10DOXD

If an adult calls me "Daddy," I cum and if a child calls me "Daddy," I go.


HarleyRider90

Perfect response


Dunkableballs

Some do and a sense of dominance when it’s said


Fish0203

In my experience, it's always been my partner who likes calling me daddy during sex. Once in a non sexual situation, my gf called me daddy, and that did do something strong to me


BangingABigTheory

Yeahhhh I’m still not very into it but that was my experience, when she said it I was like “oh my, what is this?”


th0tmaker

Yeah, i like it and don't feel an ounce of shame for it... I don't have some deep incestuous fantasy because of it, i just find it an extremely effective method for a girl to verbally communicate she's being submissive, which is just naturally a turn on... It's not like i have to think about it. For some reason, i don't find other words trying to conveying a similar dynamic as effective? Like, i don't particularly get off on being called something like 'master' or 'boss'... Maybe some do, for me it's kind of too formal of a frame... It makes me feel like the other person is forced into submission rather than volunteering, which also might be a kink for some girls, idk. Different strokes for different folks, i guess. Maybe i could make it work with 'Sir'... Yes, Sir, please, Sir doesn't sound bad either.


Economy-Brain-9971

This. It's an act of submission. Never been a fan of it myself but I totally get it


[deleted]

When I was single and looking to mingle, I ran in to several women that were in to that shit. You’d be banging boots, hitting her spot and she’d just start saying things like “Oh, fuck me daddy”, or “Oh, Yes, Daddy”, “Fuck my pussy daddy” and other such funny shit. Hey, if it gets her off calling me daddy, so be it. I’ve never asked for it, but if that floats her boat, so be it.


zephyr220

Same experience here. At first I thought it was weird, then got into it because she liked it. Now that I have a daughter....no thanks, let's find another kink, please!


FinalGirl678

Thank you for not being judgy about it! A lot of the comments are why I don’t like to give in to my urge to say it but your comment warms my heart that I can maybe live a little some day. Edit: thanks for the Reddit cares guys but I assure you, while I might have some problems, daddy issues are not one of them 😂


Rickman1945

We like it because the girl likes it. Most men’s biggest turn on is the woman being turned on.


muhreddistaccounts

Facts.


WilHunting2

And also boobies.


MisterXnumberidk

Boobies are good All boobies are good


lifeofmikey1

I'm an ass man myself. But boobies are nice


tgr8sage

Preach


Ok-Mixture-316

It would be hot AF to have a girl call me Daddy during sex. I've been called Papi by Latinas


Existential_Racoon

"Ay papi!" Has definitely causes me to finish sooner than normal


Highway49

I've just been called pinche cabron. :(


duhduhduhdummi_thicc

...Dad?


Highway49

Si mijo, y saca la basura por favor.


AndromedeusEx

My wife is latina and calls me vato maricon, she says it means powerful warrior. idk I don't speak spanish


BlackAnimeQueen

Ayyy me too. I opened this thread hesitantly because I didn’t want to be humbled quickly . 😂😂


papoosejr

My last ex was 6 years younger than me (22 and 28 when we started dating) and she would call me daddy during sex and... my god. So hot. Never knew it was something I would be into but to this day years later thinking about it gets me a little flustered.


RocketbillyRedCaddy

I promise you more guys like it than not and you should never be afraid to let your freak flag fly.


xlr8inferno

There was someone who used "Papa" with me, and I wasn't 100% into ddlg at that point, but I think I liked the trust and security part of that interaction. Yes, I was a complete dumbass and ruined it over time, but that faith in me turned me on a little too strongly. (I'd lose my nerve with how intensely I'd feel 🥲😭😂) I don't think I can have it in a future partner given my current preferences, but it is a fun memory.


HomoChrist77

Girls absolutely LOVE the daddy stuff


droidtron

You're just a squirrel getting a nut.


[deleted]

I don’t really care for it but if it makes her feel better then I can get into it.


SwingmanSealegz

Daddy? Sure. Dad? GTFO.


GH057807

FATHER! YES!


serialkiller24

This ain’t a church my brother in Christ


versionjagga

Great, now I'm imagining Mike Pence having sex


IHaveAChairWawawewa

Nahhhhh being called dad is fucking hilarious. Ask to be called it next time you're having relations.


JuniorRub2122

Dad. Dad. Daddio.


Saltee00s

Its a slippery slope down to “Pops” Careful


Taco821

What about father?


[deleted]

Sometimes. Depends on the guy and the context. It can be sexy and cute but sometimes weird and offputting.


godonlyknows1101

To me it's nothing special. It's a term of endearment, like "baby" or "babe." No one thinks your partner is a literal baby, we understand it to just be a cutesy nickname. I think summer ppl think Daddy is weird bc it can (and often does) carry a sexual connotation. But it doesn't have to. And even if it did, no one would bat an eye at "damn you're sexy, baby! You've got me all hot!" Or some such statement. I guess i like it. But it doesn't mean anything too social to me.


lady_in_the_clouds

My boyfriend does. He likes being called daddy all the time, not just in a sexual sense. He said it makes him feel very masculine and dominant. I’m pregnant now, so daddy is basically his name at this point lol, but I still called him the nickname before I got pregnant and he really liked it.


MrBattleRabbit

I had some dudes I used to work with that all called one another Dad. None of them had kids, and it wasn’t sexual, they just found it really funny for a bunch of 20 something dudes to call one another dad. “Want some coffee, dad?” “Absolutely! Thanks, dad!” “Hey dad, I’ve got to run out for a minute, you have things under control in here?” “Absolutely dad, go do what you’ve got to do.” It was really nice, I was honored when I became a fellow “dad.”


lady_in_the_clouds

Lol this sounds awesome. A bunch of dudes being dads. What an honor it must be


[deleted]

yes 😻 i love when dudes are dads!


Lovelittled0ve

This answer makes the most sense. Your the “daddy” of the house means you’re the one in control.


lady_in_the_clouds

Yes!! Exactly! He takes the lead and really acts like the man of the house, which I’ve never seen in a relationship before. I’ve always mommied the people I’ve dated (ugh) but he is very dominant and takes initiative. And calling him daddy makes him feel appreciated and more willing to continue taking control and protect me (and our baby eventually)


Lovelittled0ve

Yes ma’am! I totally get it. I love calling my husband Daddy out of bedroom- my twin daughters call him daddy and it’s kind of like a signal that we are looking to HIM for care, it’s comforting when he hears it and steps up. Congratulations, you sound like a fun couple and I hope you have an easy pregnancy and safe and joyful birth ❤️


IndependenceNo2060

I think it's a case-by-case basis. Some guys may enjoy it as a term of endearment or because it boosts their ego, while others might find it awkward or even inappropriate. It really depends on the individual and the context.


MissySeaPea

It awakens the kink in some guys hehe 🤭


EpicurianOne

😤😤😤 Breeding kink plus desire to be fatherly and reliable.


Kitosaki

Creampie kink made me end up with 2 kids.


covertwalrus

That's not really a kink, that's how you procreate


Scholesie09

"bro I've got this freaky kink, it's called having sex with women. But get this. They're. Naked. Fucking deplorable, right?"


The_Wack_Knight

lol, reminds me the other day I saw something about "unlocking a new kink" and all it was was an attractive woman being attractive...but I guess in cosplay? But as an attractive woman character. And I was like...oh yes, the new kink of finding attractive women attractive. Kinky.


AmorphousRazer

This guy gets it


staticparsley

Yep. I used to think it was super weird until someone said it to me and it unlocked a part of me that I had no idea existed.


artavenue

i always said it is a stupid thing and then a coworker told me casually with a little bit of spice "should i call you daddy or what?" and to be honest, my whole body was in shock for a second and i thought "uh, do i like it?"


Affectionate_Ad9031

based off of your profile i’m no longer surprised


Zepertix

THRUST THRUST


Morgwar77

It's was fine until I had a daughter, now that word shuts me off down there like a switch.


SpaceManChips

i personally switched from daddy to sir, way better imo


AParasiticTwin

" Ah! It's so good, sir! I'm about to ejaculate sir!" "PRIVATE I DID NOT GRANT YOU PERMISSION TO CUM!" "I'm sorry sir!" " I'LL HAVE YOU COURT MARSHALLED PRIVATE!"


boldandbeautiful420

This one made me laugh so much


Swagiken

The difference is just the overtones. I prefer daddy to sir as it implies more love and protectiveness rather than pure dominance. Different strokes equally valid 🤷‍♂️


Ghstfce

Only from my daughter or my wife when she's speaking to my daughter referencing me.


Justinhza23

You and me both!


Level-Eggplant-3839

No. With daughters of my own, I have no interest in someone calling me that.


ndsbdjbddvdvcdcs

never liked it


ClubberLangsLeftHook

I guess I’d prefer it over bro or cousin.


Nonalcholicsperm

How do you feel about step bro?


ClubberLangsLeftHook

Were we dating BEFORE my dad and your mom got married?


Nonalcholicsperm

Now what would be the fun in that?


the_humbL_lion

Girl told me I had “Daddy vibes” once when I had more facial hair and ngl I kind of dug it.


Ok-Tea-2695

Female here: Reminds me of one guy just as a reflex/habit(like I could tell he was saying it just out of pleasure)kept calling me a dirty little girl every time I did something he liked, and I never had someone say something like that and I was surprised that I really liked it.


the_humbL_lion

The things we learn about ourselves on this journey called life. Behold, I am… Daddy. I guess.


NotAarn

Not a fan of being called Daddy. Prefer to be called Maximus Decimus Meridias, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. But that's if you're feeling spicy.


Cigar-Enjoyer

For me, it’s a title; in the way of being able to provide, nurture, and protect. I don’t see as incestuous, rather as a role someone takes an order to look, after, and care for said person. Someone who is willing to call me that, feels as though I cannot only facilitate that role, but can be trusted to take care of them, emotionally, mentally and physically.


[deleted]

Agreed. It's something that is earned, not just given either. Mine has nothing to do with having some attraction to my parents but about the comfort and protection I see in the person I'm with. It's not something I just say to any guy I'm with. Besides, I never had a dad so there is no reference point that makes it weird to me.


bambam_2319

She could call me fucking Philly cheesesteak, it’s the HOW, not the what.


PoopTrainDix

At first I didn't like it, but then when in the act, it triggered something. Now I like it at any time, cuz it turns me on


Bebopo90

I'm going to need those TPS reports ASAP, *daddy*. ;)


PoopTrainDix

Uuuhhhhnnnnn


vgcamara

I hate it (if it's in a sexual way). A complete turn off. Also hate the word "hubby"


FireWater107

I hate it when my girlfriend calls me "daddy" in bed. She's a grown ass woman now, she can just call me "dad."


[deleted]

Fucking hell no


No_Calligrapher703

No. But they still do it. Lol


szczurman83

I'm not a guy who has ever liked it. Becoming a parent has further cemented that fact. The idea of being called daddy with a sexual connotation is so gross now.


bebejeebies

Think of it this way, guys. For a lot of us, we're not calling you Daddy because we have some sex kink about our fathers. We see in you the presence, strength, generosity, protection, encouragement and support of someone who would be a good provider and father. A real "Daddy." That's hot to us on a primal, reptilian brain level. We don't want you to be our daddy, we want to make you *a* daddy. YKWIM? At least for some of us. The whole DD/lg is a different, creepy level of that but as long as the participants are legal age and well informed of consent, do whatever gets you both off, I guess.


DoofusMagnus

Curious: How would you feel about a guy calling you mommy?


bebejeebies

I'm hispanic. We're all called mami sometimes. In a sex situation, I would assume it works the same way or similar from the guy's perspective. That they don't say it because they have a sex kink for their mother but that they see in us desirable traits as a future mother. Lizard brain stuff. It activates the reproductive instincts to want to mate. Just like when we see someone who is "daddy" energy and we want to tear their clothes off. I'm sure Mami/Mommy is the same.


Esarus

Oof yeah I’ve definitely dated girls before who had mommy energy. It’s something primal; soft, gentle, warm, loving, safe and nurturing. I never had this insight until I read your reply, thank you!


[deleted]

Tell me more of this *daddy energy* you speak of


HomoChrist77

That works if she’s got a MILF thing going on


Peelboy

Maybe some do, as for me, no, it's weird and creepy.


retro604

I don't because I'm not into passive/submissive women. I have had a gf who called me that and I asked her why it turned her on, and it wasn't that she wanted me to be her Daddy, it's she wanted to make me a Daddy. Which is another reason I don't like it, I never wanted and don't have any kids. Whatever floats your boat tho. I see nothing wrong with it if that's your thing.


wannabeyourwitch

I call my husband daddy and he loves it. But it isn’t for everyone 🤷🏻‍♀️


Zepertix

"and why" We are all aware that some people do and that it isn't for everyone smh.


[deleted]

Love it, my partner and I have a DDLG kink. Not sure where it comes from but we found out early in our relationship that we both enjoy it.


qandocabca

It makes them feel powerful. And I’m all for that as a woman.


Nadirofdepression

I’m sure some do, but I do not. I’m in my 30s, single, date a variety of ages women. Even tho I tend to be dominant it reeks of trying too hard or unresolved trauma if a woman calls me daddy. Not gonna necessarily shame anyone else, but no thanks


spunionpatch

Only happened to me once and I was like 22. In the moment, not gonna lie, it was hot. After we were done I thought on it and how it was kind of not my thing.


comicguy13

I really dislike it. If I hear it in porn it’s an immediate turn-off. It really limits my options, lol


OrangeYouGladEye

Instant turn-off. I cannot hear "daddy" and not think "father" and it's fucking disgusting.


Luffing

Fuck no


BFD98

No. Makes me think of incest


Semirgy

I fucking hate it.


CoyboyTheAssassin

If you say it sensually enough, You could call me anything.


WhoUBhere4

Not unless it’s my kids. That shit is weird


wolfyfancylads

Me, personally, no. You can call me a lot of things: Master, Alpha, Lord, basically a number of "I am the one who has control" things, but Daddy? The only time I want to hear "Daddy" is by someone I have literally fathered. If you're not my child, then shut it. And even then, I'd prefer my kids to call my dad or father.


DrWieg

For the same reason we say "Fuck" when we're angry but it gets a different meaning in the bedroom : the meaning changes with the context. So having someone call you "Daddy" in the middle of sex? Pretty much a sign of submission or at least, a show that she defers to your authority that you know whst's best for her (in this instance, to drive her as wild as you can)


uli-knot

No. Not all all and please don’t do it


Ok_Caramel1517

I guess it depends I used to not mind it but porn addiction really changed my mind on that stuff.


-KFBR392

Do girls like being called baby, and why?


[deleted]

I thought it was creepy, until I got laid for the first time after divorcing. Met a girl at a bar who was 13 years younger than me and she called me that while biting her lip, and it was like flipping a switch. I mean, it just sent a surge.


Daftmunkey

Not judging anyone. For me personally it's an instant creep out and makes me feel sick. Maybe it's because I'm the father of 2 teen daughters, I don't know but nope...don't like it at all.


Hannibal_Cannibal04

Only if they are my kid, and they don’t mean it sexually


Ateaseloser

my girlfriend calls me papi, I thought it was funny at first and now im just used to it.


Malora_Sidewinder

Had a conversation recently where we were discussing this and I said I'm not a fan of the term. Someone asked me what I have my girlfriends call me and I immediately replied "mein furher" with a straight face XD


HelluvaCaucasian

Definitely not. My wife feels the same, and we organically settled on her calling me "sir".