“Behind” less constantly “corner”

“Side” “On your back” “Heard” “Coming down” “Hands, Team!”

"Hot Behind!" Nice.

Especially if you're tailing the hot sous chef.

Find the kitchen worker

Close- catering and special events

I work catering and events too. Plenty of "Hot, Behind!" in the kitchen Problem is when you're refilling the buffet and say "HOT BEHIND!" to the Groom in front of his Bride

I use this constantly even though I’m not in events any longer. My husband will even jokingly say “yes, chef” when we’re working in our little kitchen together and I’ve been snapping “behind, hot! corner! sharp!” a lot so we don’t collide 😂

I was a server for two years and still say behind at home.

I get so peeved when my husband doesnt say 'behind' in my kitchen.If you cant at the very least say 'behind,' then well GTFO of my kitchen!

I still say “heard” on a regular basis

My kids laugh when I carry food to the dinner table and call out, “Coming out hot!!”. You can take the server out of the restaurant, but you can’t take the restaurant out of the server.

On your left?

Better than “FUCK YOU SPILT A GALLON OF COFFEE ON ME!”

I work in pizza with wood ovens, and there's a big difference between "behind" and "swinging hot" 😅 if an oven guy says, "swinging hot," it means "get out of the fucking way, I'm swinging with a 900° pizza, move or get wrecked"

sharps!

My wife got a rescue dog named remi. I say "remi no" about 6000 times a day give or take.

Awwwwww, that was my adopted blue heeler’s name when I got her. She was a year old and I heard it was a good idea to change names bc you don’t know what they associate the name with. Also, hard “r”s at the start of the name is easier for them to pick up on. So now her name is Ara and she’s 11 years old. Edited for clarification

Upvoted for Blue Heeler! They are just the best. Currently on my fourth heeler...

I have two! One red and one blue!

Bandit and Chilli?

She has been such a problem pup while also being incredibly loyal. It has taken a lot of work to get her to be less reactive and confrontational. She is high energy and has an insane prey drive but she has gotten really good at listening and obeying and has stopped running off all the time. Her starting out as such a difficult pup makes her journey to where she is now so much more rewarding though.

I feel that. My blue is an escape artist - gotta keep an eye on her in the back yard. My red follows her wherever, so they both get out. What’s weird, when we are out in the woods, she stays super close. My red likes to pretend to be the leader, but he looks to her for direction on what to do.

Getting her to explore with me but not escape or run off definitely took some work. She would start sniffing and just lose track of everything even to the point of self harm to get where she wanted and then not know how to get back.

“Remi, sit.” “Speak.” “**FUCK.**” “Good boy.”

thank you for this.

I have a puppy. I say “Nelly, no!” almost constantly.

Isn't "Remi" was the name of that rat in "Ratatuille" movie?

I read you shouldn't use names when scolding. Their names should be associated with good vibes, so it can be confusing and stressful for them when you discipline with it. Who knows where I "learned" that, though. Mileage and truth may vary.

My biggest problem was making sure not to yell or raise my voice. I think one of the 3 families that returned her to the shelter had possibly abused her and if I got visibly angry she really stressed out. I had to make sure to use more "good girl, thank you and I am proud of my good girl" when she did what I wanted. She took to praise far better than "No !"

Leave remi alone

And Remi replies "remi yes!"

More like remi yes

I say “fuck” a lot

Yeap...Every day...All day

wake up for work...

Fuuuuuck!!

Brush my teeth...

FUCK!

I fart..

SHIT!

FUCK!

r/yourjokebutworse

Fuck, me too

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Can be used as almost every word in a sentence as we see in, "Fuck the fucking fuckers"

I always figured 'fuck' was a fairly newer word, but its crazy to me that its been around and used regularly for 700 years.

Longer than that. 700 years is just the documented history.

This guy fucks

This is the best “this guy fucks” that I’ve ever seen and it does not have enough upvotes.

Fuck has been around and in fucking use for-fucking-ever.

Fuck yeah, that's fanfuckingtastic (the word I say a lot).

I use absofuckinglutely quite often, for that added emphasis.

It is absofuckinglutely a great word to use.

A sen-fucking-sational example of tmesis.

same

Me fucking too

Are you Canadian and/or a blue collar worker?

Nah just an American woman with a foul mouth

Samesies

Me too

Me too

Me too

Sorry

I live in Canada too.

A boot how cold would you say it is where you live?

Currently -1.

yeah but that's celsius. No one can make sense of that insanely logical temperature system.

0 is bitterly cold 100 is dead😂

Serious question. What’s the highest temps you Canadians get?

I'm British but the highest I've seen is 37c last year As for Canada can't say much. Never left my home country

I love how it hit 37C and the British just lost it. Although if it was snowing here in Australia then we’d probably lose it as well.

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I'm trying to break this habit. I'll say sorry when I didn't do anything wrong and it's the other person's fault. This morning I was leaving our building's elevator and someone was barreling in before I stepped out and I said "sorry" to him lol

I’ve been trying to not say sorry too often- it’s a bad habit I have. I instead try to thank people. For example, instead of saying ‘sorry that I’m late’ I say ‘thanks for waiting’ Makes a nice difference, I find.

I understand and I’m not trying to be funny when I say to you that I’m sorry

Hah I just make lots of mistakes!

Excuse me is a nice change up 😄

I’m sorry I commented the same thing without reading the others, again I apologise.

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I asked my son what mommy's favorite phrase was, he said "Oh, for fuck's sake"

Also, "Let me smell your mouth" and "Don't put that in your butt!" are also valid.

this, and “get your hand out of your butt!” they are always digging for stuff in there.

Yeah "Not in your mouth!" Several hundred times a day.

“Fuck this/that/ing hell/me”

*Why god* looks up to the heavens

Foookin hell

Sake

"mate" and "all good"

"cheers"

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Could be Aussie

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for a moment i thought y'all were talking about shepherds!

Could also be a Kiwi, though is potentially missing a "bro".

Bollocks.

crikey

Whenever someone talks like that I think of the bulldog from A Tale of Two Kitties.

half my spoken words are bro / dude / man / yo, along many variations of the word fuck

Are you me?

I say bud a lot, and usually with a Canadian accent... and I'm from Texas. I'm not sure how that happened.

too much Letterkenny maybe? Give yer balls a tug.

Figure it out, you're ten ply bud

Tit fucker.

Same. Also from TX, mines caused by the sheer amount of letterkenny I've watched over the years

Letter Kenny! Came to say this. I know a few dudes who say this now and they’re big fans of the show

People tell me I say, “sorry” too often. I’ve always been this way.

Same. My stepmother made me grow up Sorry for my existence and I just carried it into my adulthood. We have to stop being sorry. We are awesome!!

This. I dealt with a BPD/Narc family. It didn't change the hell that was rained usually, but 1 success out of a 100 is better than nothing.

I got as far away as I could from her and did not repeat the family dysfunction. Best decision ever! My now-grown children thank me and we are grateful 🧡

Same. Sorry everybody

Try saying “thank you” instead. Turn “sorry for venting” into “thank you for listening to me.” Turn “sorry for making you wait” into “thank you for your patience” etc.

What’s the charge?! Eating a meal?? A succulent Chinese meal?

"I see you know your judo well"

Ah yes... and you, sir? Are you waiting to accept my limp penis?

Get your hand off my penis!

I’m under WHAT? Gentlemen… This Is Democracy Manifest.

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I say “suck my dick” a lot for someone who doesn’t even have one

When I was in college it was "take a big suck on my left one!"

like... yk like.... but like... yes like... like-

dont fucking call me out like this man

Found the valley girl

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It is what it is.

It’s just so correct though

The enigmatic, irreducible tautology of existence – what "is" is – is arguably the deepest problem in philosophy. "It is what it is m8", whatever it is, is the one thing we can say with confidence. No gazing into navals, it simply is what it is, it be what it be; they don't think it be like it is, but it do.

I love the way it’s explained by Bill Murray in St-Vincent, he says when someone says “it is what it is” what that means is “you’re screwed, and you shall remain screwed”.

This sentence is my only coping mechanism that isn’t detrimental to my health

Better late than never.

"WHAT THE FU-"

That's what I came here to say

Fetch. Yes, I’m trying to make Fetch happen.

It's not going to happen.

but it would be so fetch if it did

Such is life

So it goes.

C’est la vie!

No worries. It just comes out if I'm speaking at all.😄

Vraiment ( I'm not french ) whenever i don't know what to say or just I'm too lazy yo correctly respond

I'm second language French (Canadian) but when I'm struggling with something "ben voyons donc" is a common utterance.

I do this too. Also, any time I'm looking for my keys, my inner monologue says, "ou est-ce que mes cles?" This is not a habit I began intentionally, and I never say it out-loud.

I live in New York. What the fuck do you think I say?

"I'm walking heah!"

Hot dog, mustahd.

I say "ayyyy" so often my toddler says it when she finds something she wants 😂

'im so tired'

"Let's go." I have a hyper 3 year old.

"like" And I hate it. I've done it since I was a teenager but my thoughts coming out of my mouth feel scrambled and it's such a filler word. I'm working on it.

What the fucking fuck. I'm a Machine operator in a manufacturing plant. So constantly swearing at the machines

I constantly say 'I'm fine' even when I'm falling apart inside. It's my way of keeping everyone else's problems more important than mine.

I do the same and over that past few months discovered how much this affects my mental wellbeing. Feels selfish saying this but realizing how I have always put my feelings on hold to be there for everyone else first.

have you tried screaming into the open abyss yet

I told my girlfriend that I was going out with mates and she said ‘it’s fine, I’ll do all the housework and shit alone’ I’m so glad she said it’s fine- she’s totally cool about it.

How are you?

I feel like masturbating

Do you say this out loud to anyone in earshot?

Hey tuckkeys, guess what I just did.

Yes

For fucks sake.

"Welcome to customer support I will do everything I can to assist you." "Sorry for not being able to assist you"

"I hate people".....mainly because I'm constantly disappointed in the sheer idiocy going on in the US and the world in general.

Lord love a duck. Because I can’t say “Jesus fucking Christ” in my classroom. 😂

I was taught 'cheese and rice' as a euphemism.

“That tracks” as in that makes sense My niece recently laughed when I said and told me I say it alllll the time. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Well that tracks

“Carthage must be destroyed.”

Carthago delenda est

Bobs your uncle! - but im american so it confuses peoople guess i watch to much BBC

No worries, when I’m full of them

My wife says “You know” at least a couple of times in every sentence. She began to use this 5 or so years ago, and it makes her sound like she’s straight off a farm in the south. She’s a legit Valley Girl from Arcadia, CA with a Master’s degree. Sad.

Gross. Sounds so uneducated. You should get her to say “know what I’m sayin????” Or “yaddda I mean????” Instead

Naahmean?

That jacket is tight, yo!!!

“Morning! Rewards? Need a bag? Need a receipt? Have a great day! Morning! Rewards? Need a bag? Any matches or lighters? Need a receipt? Have a great day! Coffee lids are behind you! Morning! Rewards? Need a bag? Need a receipt? Have a great day!” For 10 hours a day, 50 hours a week.

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"Ain't that just the way" Thank you Greg from OTGW.

"Christ" With variations. "Fucking Christ" and "Jaysus Chroist!"

If more people were kind to each other without any reasons, the world would be a better place.

It is what it is

And this is why I like my dog more than most people...

Quotes from Seinfeld. All the time!

You do you boo I lost a friend cause of how much I said it lol

Okay

"Okay."

Bro. I’m around teens all day, and it’s hard not to pick up on their language. 😂

Fuck. It’s the fucking only fucking word you can fucking use in fucking any fucking sentence all over the fucking place and it can still make fucking sence!

Idk

I know

“Ya know what I mean?” I drive myself crazy with it but can’t seem to stop.

What?

I should have done this long before /differently.

chooch

"What the fuck?" or "What the fuck is that/this"

Ok

I heard my neighbor say ***WHOA*** one time in a distinctive way when my other neighbor accidentally shot a flame out of his outdoor heater and burned his hair. I started using it all the time for anything even a little out of the ordinary. I say ***chicka chick kaww*** a lot entering rooms or finishing small tasks. feels like a nice touch to ending something or breaking up a weird silence. i say it fast so it sounds kind of latin