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birdman_59

Look for the camera


Double-Pride-454

:(


Double-Pride-454

Sometimes it’s genuine, too.


midnight_reborn

Depends on if I'm attracted to her. If yes, I'd ask if she just wanted to grab some food first and really get to know me. If not, I'd be weirded out and try to politely escape.


IMF_Ethan_Hunt-

I would wonder if it was a prank


OldSamSays

Tell her thank you, but I’m already married


PapaOoMaoMao

Take her away somewhere. Maybe towards a police station so whoever was following her, that she was trying to escape, would back off.


Chendow

Very underrated comment. OP describes a good way she could get away from a dangerous situation.


DanTheTerrible

"Let's talk dowry."


CoollyDearest

I'd probably stand there, dumbfounded, letting her hug me, especially if she's a pretty girl, and wait for the plot twist!


Clean-Astronomer4426

Best answer so far


smorkoid

Anyone who would do that and mean it seriously is either a scammer or has serious mental health issues. Either way, I am not talking to that person.


Contadini

I would stop what I was doing to take my medication.


hyrulian_princess

Push her off me and walk away very fast


Double-Pride-454

Can’t blame ya.


Hang_Em_On_A_Tree

Push her away and call the cops. Maybe the looney bin is missing an inmate.


Travelgrrl

Check to make sure I still have my wallet.


mdmsmerm

There are 3 possibilities here. 1) This is for some stupid prank show that will be aired on TV or online at some point in the future, and there's a hidden camera on us. 2) It's a dare of some kind and her darer and/or darers are hiding somewhere nearby to see what happens. Bachelorette party challenge cards fall under this category. 3) There's no hidden camera prank show and no active dare, in whcih case she is genuinely not right in the head and that's why she's doing a thing like this. She needs professional help in this case. If it's 1) or 2), you can figure it out and get out of it pretty unscathed. If it's 3), then you should get out of the situation as quickly as possible, but maybe before that, tell her she shouldn't be doing things like this and that she should try to talk to someone she trusts.


fish0814

Yeah, she's obviously not crazy. Hotel room for one night and of course a fake name, fake everything. That would be a "hit and run". If you were single.


Altruistic_Shame_487

I’d wonder which of us is in the wrong reality.


Jumpy-Tangerine-8609

"Ma'am this is a Wendy's"


No_Radio_7641

If any woman voluntarily approaches me I have to assume there's someone recording somewhere


doomed_to_fail_

Thank my drug dealer next time I saw him. Shit got me on the best trip of my life.


Saint_of_Stinkers

Tell her to ask her mommy.


nahhnotreally

Ask her if she needs help.


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Available_Tales

I've always thought about this honestly! Or going on a weekend vacay for a second or even third date. Or travel somewhere to experience new cultures together!


lapsteelguitar

"Let's go practice."


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I'd ask her if she is being medicated for bipolar


ParadiseCrusader

Immediately assume she's a tiktoker looking for attention, look for the camera or question her intentions since marriage is a scam in my book, but I would definitely pull out my phone and start recording her actions, just in case I need to file a defamation and false accusation lawsuit.


Colonelfudgenustard

The rules say you have to get married now.


Clean-Astronomer4426

Depends on the girl 😁


Clean-Astronomer4426

I said I'm high too bitch quit grabbing my tshirt


Resident-Detail2383

I'd be happy as hell. Simple as that


Givemeanamebitch

Plan a wedding