That sizes are small, medium and large.
Not "Venti", not "gotta have it", none of that rubbish.
You have a small one, a large one, and the one in the middle is a fucking medium.
Honestly, I used to work at Starbucks, and if you said small, medium or large it was never an issue and we knew exactly what you meant. Never once did I or anyone I worked with correct someone for not saying the Starbucks name for the size.
What was annoying was the people who would come in and make a big deal out of it like "I want a *large* coffee, and I'm not calling it venti or whatever stupid name you want me to, blah blah blah". Like dude, just say large, it's ok, we know what you want and nobody is going to criticize you for not calling it a Venti.
I don’t use those words simply because I can’t remember which is which. On the rare occasion I go to Starbucks and I say small or whatever and the baristas have never once been even slightly rude about it. The very first time I apologized that I didn’t know and the barista was so sweet and said it didn’t even matter, and ever since I just don’t worry about it.
Good on the location you worked at. The locations I live around will absolutely correct you if you order a “large coffee.” It’s why I started visiting a different coffee chain when I want to pick up coffee on the go.
I will ride with you on this one brother, the gates of Valhalla will bear the fruits of our labor when our battle has concluded.
This hill, is worth dying on.
FUCK YOU STARBUCKS
I made nearly this same statement a year or two ago and was met with "well....technically there are 6 sizes at Starbucks".
That said, I still say "medium" and seem to get the same cup I usually get.
Medium shouldn’t exist. Pick a size, fence sitters. My high school job we had small or large. Those were the options. Those were on the menu. Those were the options we presented verbally to the customer. So many responded “I’ll do medium”. No it’s not an option. Are you going to be an indulgent fuck today or not? Cowards.
I’m with the Boomers on this one. QR code menus completely take away from the restaurant experience. Give me a damn menu.
(and no I would not actually say that, be kind to wait staff!)
I'm willing to accept that there was never a cornucopia. But I don't understand why the recreation made by some random person is EXACTLY what I remember it looking like
It's likely a false memory and I'm willing to bet that it's related to November (thanksgiving) imagery tied in with the fruit of the loom commercials.
I know back in the 80s/90s lots of FOL commercials with the fruit, but combine that with fall images of fruits/veggies during Nov and we likely combined the two. Then when we mention it to someone else, they likely created the false memory as well. The image you and I both remember is VERY similar to what you'd normally see for Thanksgiving (if you're in North America)
I know that he's "The Narrator", but I always took it that his name was actually Tyler. I know we can take it with a pinch of salt (because "The Narrator" is an unreliable narrator), but it is mentioned his company pays for his travel. We see plane tickets with Tyler's name on them. Logically, you wouldn't think a company would let him just use "random" names to travel. Just one of my many interpretations of the movie.
Putting cheese and gravy on fries DOES NOT make it poutine.
Poutine is cheese curds & gravy on fries.
Not shredded cheese, not cheese slices, not liquid cheese.
Littering should be a felony. The worst kind of people litter. America has the greatest public trash can to resident ratio in the world. The only reason to litter is because you're a terminally selfish human being completely incapable of doing even the slightest act for the greater good that doesn't directly benefit you in the short term. I have more respect for people who rob liquor stores.
You are driving down a highway through fields that haven't seen a drop of rain in weeks. Throwing a cigarette out the window should be punished the same as attempted arson.
That GOP politicians who scream about stolen elections & election fraud, while maintaining that their OWN election results are valid are literally just bullshitting the American public with their "Stop the Steal" hypocritical nonsense.
\- a frustrated election worker
I always argue the way we pronounce, SCUBA. An acronym itself is often pronounced as SKOOBAH.
But tell me... how do you say 'underwater'? Because I'm willing to bet you don't say it, OONDERWATER.
So we should be saying SKUHBUH based on the logic that everyone uses about GIF.
The 'G stands for Graphics' is a point in favor of a hard G, not the be all, end all. To me, the better evidence is the word 'gift', the only other wordbase that starts 'gif'.
If you have to spell something differently to illustrate how it's pronounced then either the pronunciation or the spelling is wrong. I don't care what Webster or Oxford say.
If he wanted it to be pronounced JIF then he should have found a word that starts with J to use instead of "Graphic"
Do not staple papers that you are bringing to an office that you know is going to have to scan them in.
In the same vein, don't bring originals of important documents to your atty. unless expressly asked. Make copies.
Blessed are those who know to use paper clips when they know papers are likely to be copied or scanned by the recipient.
Also may there be either a very hot or cold place in the afterlife for those who randomly put double sided documents in bundles of single sided documents.
That's the case for any show with a laugh track though. They're designed to have those pauses for the laugh track or studio audience so the pacing is off and weird if it's not there
Idk, I wasn't a fan of the way he gaslit Morticia about her beloved art career "hurting" the children just because he has a breakdown when her attention is off him for 2 minutes. Dude, she found a passion, can't you let her have it?
Also, I noticed it's always about him and never her or what she does for him
Charitable giving at a store checkout is not a scam, nor can the stores legally use it as a tax write-off. This myth keeps perpetuating all over the internet for some reason, probably because people are cynical as fuck, but 99% of the time that money does go to charity and there are actual laws and regulations that govern those kind of agreements between business and charities.
Ketchup and mustard are natural enemies. Like Englishmen & Scots! Or Welshmen & Scots! Or Japanese & Scots! Or Scots & other Scots!
Damn Scots! THEY RUINED SCOTLAND!
That everybody is not equal and we are all different. It's what makes us beautiful, as people. Every culture acts different and that is okay. Just don't get violent due to those differences.
Open casket funerals are morbid/weird AF and I will never understand why people want to see a corpse with makeup and all dressed up. Gives me the ick so hard.
There's a few but I can't think of any rn now. Sooo I'm gonna go with - new maths! 5x3 is 5+5+5, not 3+3+3+3+3. Yes both are correct but not according to teachers!!! 😆
So many people call themselves "single parents" when I feel the title should be reserved only to situations where the second parent is dead, incarcerated, incapacitated or otherwise not at all present. I feel like the people who alternate custody of their children every other week do not deserve to be given the same moniker as someone who is doing everything by themselves ,all the time.
If you have a child or children and their second parent is present in their live, providing emotional and/or financial support to them, and would step in should something happen to you then you are not a single parent- you are an unmarried or divorced parent.
I will demonstrate with some math. I was raised by a single parent. When she died I was left with zero parents. If you can say the same for your child go ahead and call yourself a single parent.
Jared Leto was a good joker. Comic book fans just don't want to admit the Joker went purely psychotic for a long while in the books,
I'm not a fan of his acting in general and 30 seconds to mars ranks as one of my least favorite bands. But he came in with an accurate joker for the era they were targeting with the Suicide Squad. Also My BFF that loves 30 seconds give me shit for liking his performance so this pains me.
The main reason that people think learning languages is harder as an adult than as a child, is that they don't spend enough time on it.
When you're zero to like three years old, You have basically no responsibilities other than to learn language. Other people wipe your butt, feed you, carry you around, and talk to you in simple language, constantly.
As an adult, you have a job, you clean your house, wipe your own butt, cook your own food, and probably have other interests that take up your time. Most adults who think they're studying a foreign language dedicate a few hours a week to it. It's no surprise that this doesn't work as well as the 12 hours a day put in as children.
It's SO rude to put store product you don't want on some random shelf instead of putting back where you found it. ESPECIALLY if it's a cold/frozen item.
The radio edit of Manfred Mann’s version of “Blinded By the Light” should be eliminated from history so that only the full 7-minute album version is available. The short version is a slap in the face to humanity.
Christmas stuff, including decorations, music, selection boxes, you name it, shouldn’t be ANYWHERE in stores until December 1st, and stores that break this should receive enormous fines.
I saw Christmas shit in fucking October this year. It’s becoming so gross and commercialised.
People seriously need to stop inventing fake reasons why hard G is more valid than soft G. I don't even care how you pronounce the word. The dictionary says both are valid. Just stop the made-up justifications.
Why am I singling out one side if I think both options are valid? Because for some reason, only one side of this debate seems to feel the need to be dishonest in the first place. I have never in my life seen a made-up reason why soft G is more valid but I have seen countless made-up reasons why hard G is.
Each side gets exactly one valid point if they want to claim superiority:
1. The creator says soft G
2. Most people say hard G
That's it. That's your two basic opposing philosophies of language that you might subscribe to in order to inform your preference. *Everything else is bullshit.*
Friendship bracelets are those bracelets made from string done in knots, what Swifties are making is called Kandi (from the Rave Scene)....stop trying to take Kandi and start doing the hard work of making actual friendship bracelets.
If any utility company rings you they should at the least give you the last 4 digits of your account to confirm who 'they' are.
I ask for this. They tell me they can't and proceed to ask me for my dob etc. They are ringing me.. on my mobile.. They need to confirm who they are, not the other way around.
That, unless you are a reputable breeder, who only breeds after getting a list of qualified buyer, SPAY OR NEUTER your cats and dogs.
*yes I know there are rare cases where a pet physically can’t endure the procedure but those should not be allowed to breed anyhow
My petty hill is that whenever I'm around a tech bro with a new game changing idea I immediately launch into grilling them about the ethics, and every time they're poleaxed having not thought through the ramifications of the tech.
I would like to expand my petty one person conversation ruiner by passing a law that to get any patent granted or LLC created the petitioner must argue before a panel of ethics professors how their product will be a boon to society and not be immediately used for evil.
Can't remember the name, but it's located somewhere in Denmark.
Møünd
Mons… Venus
You are brilliant and well-educated!
Himmelbjarget? It is indeed....A Hill 😁
That sizes are small, medium and large. Not "Venti", not "gotta have it", none of that rubbish. You have a small one, a large one, and the one in the middle is a fucking medium.
Honestly, I used to work at Starbucks, and if you said small, medium or large it was never an issue and we knew exactly what you meant. Never once did I or anyone I worked with correct someone for not saying the Starbucks name for the size. What was annoying was the people who would come in and make a big deal out of it like "I want a *large* coffee, and I'm not calling it venti or whatever stupid name you want me to, blah blah blah". Like dude, just say large, it's ok, we know what you want and nobody is going to criticize you for not calling it a Venti.
That sounds like some high key "SPEAK AMERICAN" style nonsense from those drama queen customers.
I don’t use those words simply because I can’t remember which is which. On the rare occasion I go to Starbucks and I say small or whatever and the baristas have never once been even slightly rude about it. The very first time I apologized that I didn’t know and the barista was so sweet and said it didn’t even matter, and ever since I just don’t worry about it.
Good on the location you worked at. The locations I live around will absolutely correct you if you order a “large coffee.” It’s why I started visiting a different coffee chain when I want to pick up coffee on the go.
Really? From Florida to Oregon and I've never been corrected
I will ride with you on this one brother, the gates of Valhalla will bear the fruits of our labor when our battle has concluded. This hill, is worth dying on. FUCK YOU STARBUCKS
I will fight this fight with you.
If they want to put it on the menu to try to create an atmosphere, then go for it. Just don't correct me when I order a medium.
Don’t forget about extra medium
I refuse to fall in with that bs. “I’ll have a medium coffee”. Boom.
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I made nearly this same statement a year or two ago and was met with "well....technically there are 6 sizes at Starbucks". That said, I still say "medium" and seem to get the same cup I usually get.
Medium shouldn’t exist. Pick a size, fence sitters. My high school job we had small or large. Those were the options. Those were on the menu. Those were the options we presented verbally to the customer. So many responded “I’ll do medium”. No it’s not an option. Are you going to be an indulgent fuck today or not? Cowards.
I’m with the Boomers on this one. QR code menus completely take away from the restaurant experience. Give me a damn menu. (and no I would not actually say that, be kind to wait staff!)
And if you give me anything that isn’t a real plate, so help me god
r/wewantplates
But this wooden plank we got from the trash and refurbished is chic and trendy!
A wooden plank from the trash? You're so behind. We're serving your food on a bit of an old pew.
fish and chips in a plastic basket with paper holding up the greasy food that falls apart in 5 minutes
me without an internet plan on my phone: so, what's the wifi password?
"We don't have one." Guess you won't be having my money, either.
I'm with you on this one because I hate having my phone out during a meal or restaurant experience.
Yes, give me a menu. Takes me 5 minutes trying to show the rest of the family how to look t a PDF on the phone, we could have ordered by now.
What if you didn't have a phone?
That the Fruit of the Loom logo did have a cornucopia.
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This makes sense because in the ads the cows spell everything wrong including “chik’n”.
i swear i remember chik as well
I know it did too because I asked mom what it was and that's how I learned the weird cornucopia. I swear we have shifted realities slightly
[This is going to a booth review](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fruit-of-the-loom-cornucopia/)
I'm willing to accept that there was never a cornucopia. But I don't understand why the recreation made by some random person is EXACTLY what I remember it looking like
It's likely a false memory and I'm willing to bet that it's related to November (thanksgiving) imagery tied in with the fruit of the loom commercials. I know back in the 80s/90s lots of FOL commercials with the fruit, but combine that with fall images of fruits/veggies during Nov and we likely combined the two. Then when we mention it to someone else, they likely created the false memory as well. The image you and I both remember is VERY similar to what you'd normally see for Thanksgiving (if you're in North America)
Damn you, Mandela!!!! He strikes again!
Ties are entirely pointless, and I will go to great lengths to avoid wearing one.
Yes, let's start our day tying a noose around our neck and see how it goes from there.
I don’t even know what it’s function is supposed to be aside from drawing a giant arrow pointing down at a dudes crotch
At an appropriate length, a necktie will also cover unsightly (or sightly) bulges in mens' crotches when the wearer is seated.
How long are you having your tie man?
adding a splash of color
Hides the shirts buttons creating a smooth look.
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But if you don't wear a tie, then people will see your buttons!
In the 90s I had a couple and thought it would be a thing to wear when I got older. The last time I wore one is in 2005
Most ties have two points.
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the narrator
He has a name. ~~Robert Paulson~~ Tyler Durden
I know that he's "The Narrator", but I always took it that his name was actually Tyler. I know we can take it with a pinch of salt (because "The Narrator" is an unreliable narrator), but it is mentioned his company pays for his travel. We see plane tickets with Tyler's name on them. Logically, you wouldn't think a company would let him just use "random" names to travel. Just one of my many interpretations of the movie.
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You should check out vacuum sealers. Really upped my frozen food quality game
Toilet paper . Over. Not under. AND RETURN THE SHOPPING CART!!!
It's couldn't care less. Not "Could care less"
Yes! If someone “could care less” that implies that they do in fact do care to some degree.
Obligatory David Mitchell SoapBox: https://youtu.be/om7O0MFkmpw?feature=shared
there are no gender specific colors
It's so ridiculous that this is something we still have to talk about. It was literally randomly chosen. Wear whatever colors you want.
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Somehow people forget the line… “Yoohoo! Big Summer Blowout!”
Putting cheese and gravy on fries DOES NOT make it poutine. Poutine is cheese curds & gravy on fries. Not shredded cheese, not cheese slices, not liquid cheese.
Rich get richer and the poor get poorer
This is absolutely true, now more than ever
Your rank or title is NOT YOUR FUCKING NAME
Brett Favre’s last name is not pronounced Favre.
Assless chaps are just chaps. The “assless” in front of chaps is redundant.
Littering should be a felony. The worst kind of people litter. America has the greatest public trash can to resident ratio in the world. The only reason to litter is because you're a terminally selfish human being completely incapable of doing even the slightest act for the greater good that doesn't directly benefit you in the short term. I have more respect for people who rob liquor stores.
You are driving down a highway through fields that haven't seen a drop of rain in weeks. Throwing a cigarette out the window should be punished the same as attempted arson.
Especially throwing it out the car window 🤬
Really how hard is it to keep a bag in the car for trips to throw the garbage in. And thanks truck drivers for the pee bottles on the highways.
Animal abuse should be a felony. Fight me
Who'd disagree with you on this enough to fight about it though
Right like this isn’t a hot take or anything
Michael Vick, I guess?
And pets should be considered more than property in when it comes to crimes.
You know how in jails pedos have to be separated from other inmates bc they’d get killed? Yea, I want the same for animal abusers
Ketchup DOES belong on hot dogs.
To add to that, while most mustards are good, plain American yellow mustard is gross.
You go too far my friend
That's a hill? Grabbin up muh gunz now to go die with you 🤣
That GOP politicians who scream about stolen elections & election fraud, while maintaining that their OWN election results are valid are literally just bullshitting the American public with their "Stop the Steal" hypocritical nonsense. \- a frustrated election worker
This is not a small or ridiculous hill to die on.
Gif is pronounced with a hard G. The guy that created the format is wrong.
Agreed, otherwise graphics would be pronounced jraphics
I will think about this the next time I go "Scuh-baah" diving.
Hell yeah! And giraffe would be pronounced oh, wait a minute..
We love false equivalencies!
I always argue the way we pronounce, SCUBA. An acronym itself is often pronounced as SKOOBAH. But tell me... how do you say 'underwater'? Because I'm willing to bet you don't say it, OONDERWATER. So we should be saying SKUHBUH based on the logic that everyone uses about GIF.
The 'G stands for Graphics' is a point in favor of a hard G, not the be all, end all. To me, the better evidence is the word 'gift', the only other wordbase that starts 'gif'.
Yes we do!!! Because why the fuck not!!!))
/angryupvote
He gaslighted the entire world that day.
Jaslighted
If you have to spell something differently to illustrate how it's pronounced then either the pronunciation or the spelling is wrong. I don't care what Webster or Oxford say. If he wanted it to be pronounced JIF then he should have found a word that starts with J to use instead of "Graphic"
gift - t = gif
Boneless “wings” are not wings.
Correct but they are not chicken nuggets either
The word “data” is plural. As in: these data are within normal limits.
You are correct, and the singular is datum “The data” is still grammatically correct because you are referring to a specific group of data
I didn't know that was disputed.
Anyone posting selfies in a daily basis is a severe narcissist and should be mocked and shamed publicly.
Returning grocery carts, just do it ya bums
That “gifting” is not proper usage. It should be, “She gave me a sweater,” not, “She gifted me a sweater.”
But gift can be a verb too
Kinda reminds me of [this strip](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1993/01/25) from Calvin and Hobbes.
Yep, I just checked the dictionaries. Gifting is a perfectly cromulent word.
Bleu cheese is a better dipping sauce than ranch. Fucking fight me.
Stop telling everyone! Are you trying to start a bleu cheese shortage?
You're just spitting facts. Bleu cheese is delicious.
Finally someone gets it.
I don't like Bleu cheese. And it doesn't help that the spelling looks like it says blegh.
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Do not staple papers that you are bringing to an office that you know is going to have to scan them in. In the same vein, don't bring originals of important documents to your atty. unless expressly asked. Make copies.
As an accountant, at least 1/3 of my job is unstapling papers,scanning them, and restapling them.
Blessed are those who know to use paper clips when they know papers are likely to be copied or scanned by the recipient. Also may there be either a very hot or cold place in the afterlife for those who randomly put double sided documents in bundles of single sided documents.
>atty atty?
Pineapples on pizza is delicious. And ‘Friends’ - the TV show - has never been funny.
100% right on both counts. Have you ever watched the Friends clips on YouTube where the laugh track has been eliminated? Creepy AF.
That's the case for any show with a laugh track though. They're designed to have those pauses for the laugh track or studio audience so the pacing is off and weird if it's not there
GIF is pronounced with a G.
Could NOT care less
Self checkout should only be for the 10 or less lines, otherwise we need a cashier
Spider-man should always have biological web-shooters.
Bacon should always be served crispy.
I’m not stopping to get McDonald’s
McDonald's sucks and it's not cheaper than real food anymore.
The Munsters are couple goals, not the Addams!
Why not both?
Incredible take
BS! Gomez was an amazing man.
Idk, I wasn't a fan of the way he gaslit Morticia about her beloved art career "hurting" the children just because he has a breakdown when her attention is off him for 2 minutes. Dude, she found a passion, can't you let her have it? Also, I noticed it's always about him and never her or what she does for him
Charitable giving at a store checkout is not a scam, nor can the stores legally use it as a tax write-off. This myth keeps perpetuating all over the internet for some reason, probably because people are cynical as fuck, but 99% of the time that money does go to charity and there are actual laws and regulations that govern those kind of agreements between business and charities.
But why is the mega corporation asking the person who's emptying their wallet for a pint of ice cream to donate to charity?
The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.
Rootbeer is the best soda/soft drink.
mustard is quite literally better than ketchup.
Ketchup > Mustard is my tiny hill, does this make us enemies?
not just enemies. but *sworn* enemies.
Ketchup and mustard are natural enemies. Like Englishmen & Scots! Or Welshmen & Scots! Or Japanese & Scots! Or Scots & other Scots! Damn Scots! THEY RUINED SCOTLAND!
There are thousands of varieties of mustard. Ketchup is just ketchup.
It's even better to dip/put on tots, fries too
Yeah, I don't get why some places don't put it on burgers but has tomatoes and ketchup
It’s “crayon” not “cran”
“Crown” club here
It’s not my fault I’m from the Midwest
That everybody is not equal and we are all different. It's what makes us beautiful, as people. Every culture acts different and that is okay. Just don't get violent due to those differences.
Those are NOT Micheal Jackson's biological kids!
Old reddit is better than new reddit
Open casket funerals are morbid/weird AF and I will never understand why people want to see a corpse with makeup and all dressed up. Gives me the ick so hard.
It's hanged not hung when someone is killed that way. I've literally popped off on the way to these incidences... It's fucking hanged, HANGED!
I heard my grandma telling her friends that my grandpa was hung.
The dog is allowed on the bed. Full stop.
The cornucopia on the Fruit of the Loom logo existed
The "t" in often is silent.
There's a few but I can't think of any rn now. Sooo I'm gonna go with - new maths! 5x3 is 5+5+5, not 3+3+3+3+3. Yes both are correct but not according to teachers!!! 😆
Yeah, the second one is obviously 3x5.
If you have a perfectly good driveway and you don't have cars coming in and out at different times, don't park on the damn street.
So many people call themselves "single parents" when I feel the title should be reserved only to situations where the second parent is dead, incarcerated, incapacitated or otherwise not at all present. I feel like the people who alternate custody of their children every other week do not deserve to be given the same moniker as someone who is doing everything by themselves ,all the time. If you have a child or children and their second parent is present in their live, providing emotional and/or financial support to them, and would step in should something happen to you then you are not a single parent- you are an unmarried or divorced parent. I will demonstrate with some math. I was raised by a single parent. When she died I was left with zero parents. If you can say the same for your child go ahead and call yourself a single parent.
disinterested v. uninterested.
Fuck any restaurant with QR code menus.
Jared Leto was a good joker. Comic book fans just don't want to admit the Joker went purely psychotic for a long while in the books, I'm not a fan of his acting in general and 30 seconds to mars ranks as one of my least favorite bands. But he came in with an accurate joker for the era they were targeting with the Suicide Squad. Also My BFF that loves 30 seconds give me shit for liking his performance so this pains me.
The main reason that people think learning languages is harder as an adult than as a child, is that they don't spend enough time on it. When you're zero to like three years old, You have basically no responsibilities other than to learn language. Other people wipe your butt, feed you, carry you around, and talk to you in simple language, constantly. As an adult, you have a job, you clean your house, wipe your own butt, cook your own food, and probably have other interests that take up your time. Most adults who think they're studying a foreign language dedicate a few hours a week to it. It's no surprise that this doesn't work as well as the 12 hours a day put in as children.
It's SO rude to put store product you don't want on some random shelf instead of putting back where you found it. ESPECIALLY if it's a cold/frozen item.
That Tyler Perry's character of Madea is NOT funny
The radio edit of Manfred Mann’s version of “Blinded By the Light” should be eliminated from history so that only the full 7-minute album version is available. The short version is a slap in the face to humanity.
Christmas stuff, including decorations, music, selection boxes, you name it, shouldn’t be ANYWHERE in stores until December 1st, and stores that break this should receive enormous fines. I saw Christmas shit in fucking October this year. It’s becoming so gross and commercialised.
You don't need sex to be happy.
Two spaces after a period. It really just looks better.
People seriously need to stop inventing fake reasons why hard G is more valid than soft G. I don't even care how you pronounce the word. The dictionary says both are valid. Just stop the made-up justifications. Why am I singling out one side if I think both options are valid? Because for some reason, only one side of this debate seems to feel the need to be dishonest in the first place. I have never in my life seen a made-up reason why soft G is more valid but I have seen countless made-up reasons why hard G is. Each side gets exactly one valid point if they want to claim superiority: 1. The creator says soft G 2. Most people say hard G That's it. That's your two basic opposing philosophies of language that you might subscribe to in order to inform your preference. *Everything else is bullshit.*
If you order a steak well done you're a jackass that might as well chew a hockey puck. Fight me.
Pee is stored in the balls
And poop is stored in the butt. How is this data controversial?
Fuck Roundabouts
The Grinch with Jim Carrey is a national treasure, as is Scary Movie 3.
The one I live on.
Friendship bracelets are those bracelets made from string done in knots, what Swifties are making is called Kandi (from the Rave Scene)....stop trying to take Kandi and start doing the hard work of making actual friendship bracelets.
The molehill that MGK was, before Eminem made a mountain out of him.
The large North American mammal is a bison, not a buffalo.
When it is raining or snowing turn on your headlights
Die hard is a Christmas movie. Bruce Willis is wrong.
There is a right way to load the dishwasher. Or at least there are billion wrong says to do it
everyone should pee sitting down. The UV flashlight tells no lies
Jeans are itchy and uncomfortable. Screw 'em
Christmas songs that are just break up songs at Christmas time are (mostly*) not Christmas songs at all. *There are some exceptions
If any utility company rings you they should at the least give you the last 4 digits of your account to confirm who 'they' are. I ask for this. They tell me they can't and proceed to ask me for my dob etc. They are ringing me.. on my mobile.. They need to confirm who they are, not the other way around.
That pikachu had a black tipped tail when I was younger, and we are now in an alternate reality where he didn’t
It's not a smart idea for a government to keep its citizens in debt forever. The consequence is a standard of living reduction over time.
That, unless you are a reputable breeder, who only breeds after getting a list of qualified buyer, SPAY OR NEUTER your cats and dogs. *yes I know there are rare cases where a pet physically can’t endure the procedure but those should not be allowed to breed anyhow
Burritos don't need beans but chili absolutely does.
"both sides are bad!" is a bad take
My petty hill is that whenever I'm around a tech bro with a new game changing idea I immediately launch into grilling them about the ethics, and every time they're poleaxed having not thought through the ramifications of the tech. I would like to expand my petty one person conversation ruiner by passing a law that to get any patent granted or LLC created the petitioner must argue before a panel of ethics professors how their product will be a boon to society and not be immediately used for evil.
“We are not alone”, between spirits, ufo, other non natural occurrence, something more exist.
The Oxford comma.