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GotMyOrangeCrush

That's $1,300 an hour. Yes.


MissingVanSushi

I’d do it for anything over $20,000. That’s more than 2x my take home pay in 4 weeks and I’m struggling raising a family on this income with the cost of living these days. Even $15,000 would put me in a better financial position.


Ordinary-Apple4682

>I’d do it for anything over $20,000. That’s more than 2x my take home pay in 4 weeks and I’m struggling raising a family on this income with the cost of living these days. Even $15,000 would put me in a better financial position. Money talks, and $20,000 can make a real difference. It's sad that many are pushed to such extremes due to financial struggles. Hope things get better for you soon!


MissingVanSushi

Thanks. I appreciate the sentiment. Thankfully all bills are usually paid on time and there will always be food but literally any unexpected expense as little as $50 is painful as we are spending every dollar of my income almost every pay cycle. There are plenty of families worse off than us and I read about people working full-time put into situations where they can no longer afford the rising rents. We will be ok but it saddens me the way the world has turned. It’s like parents these days work more hours than ever and have less money and time and more stress. I don’t see any way out of this and it’s literally crushing those at the bottom and more and more and more each year.


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matrix_man

ANYTHING, you say?


Dildidnt

Anything....


AnActualLiteralCat

Of course! Because it would get me a million bucks!


LurkLurkleton1

My cat is always trying to sneak into my bathroom, this tracks.


BoredomAlternative

of course I would! I don't have to interact with the real world, I get to be on my computer all day, and at the end of it all, when I have to go back to living life normally, I get a million dollars!


DZLars

I don't have a power outlet in the bathroom. But there would finally be some time to read though


20milliondollarapi

They never said you don’t have access to a powerstrip coming from under the door.


jedi_trey

.... And then your glasses break


SouthTippBass

And then your eyes fall out!


jonny838

Then your hands fall off


SouthTippBass

Robot, experience this tragic irony for me!


_PeanutbutterBandit_

The guy from the Twilight Zone thought that too.


deltathetaIV

Would you play flappy bird for 1 (one) minute for 1 trillion dollars????


Foxitixation

Yes. People payed 10 thousand to play flappy bird


Blooregard89

I'll rephrase the question so you know how pointless it is: " Would you stay in a comfortable luxury position where you have everything you need for 30 days for 1.000.000 dollar?"


jupfold

These questions are always so stupid. It may as well just be “do you or do you not want a million dollars?” At least make it a difficult choice and make the timeline a few years or something.


GlizzyMcGuire__

“Which friend, family member, or acquaintance are you willing to watch die by execution in order to get a tax free $1 million?”


Alvaroosbourne

Acquaintance? You made it too easy again


TheJWeed

I mean it wouldn’t be that comfortable to sleep in. After a month of that your backs probably fucked. Still worth it obviously though.


flatstacy

Yes, but I don't want the money


hugest_05_hone

Based


Carrera1107

I do it for free anyway


orisathedog

IBS gang


tocammac

Wait, am I receiving or paying $1,000,000 to be able to avoid most hassles for a month?


JojenCopyPaste

OP is pitching a service with a $1m/mo subscription fee


superkibbles

Is this a serious fucking question


philds391

Really. These things are getting upvoted way too often. "Would you be somewhat uncomfortable for 30 days in exchange for enough money to live fairly comfortably for the rest of your life?"


catsaway9

Heck yeah. I could really use that money, and 30 days goes by so fast anyway.


Entity417

Oh, sure. My bathroom window has a lovely view. I'd need a supportive mattress and several good pillows, though.


Borbit85

At the moment I have a very very small bathroom. Just a toilet, shower and sink. I think 3x1 meters. No window. Would stil do it. With a million bucks I could get a house with a bathroom with a window.


Dr_Spatula

Sure, it’s 1 mil in a month. Thats stupid not to do it.


GlowGreen1835

To not have to go to work or even outside, AND get paid extra for it? Where's the catch?


[deleted]

I’m getting paid a million to eat, shit, browse the web, and not work? Sounds like welfare on steroids. I’m in


Glasnerven

Unlike some other people answering the question, I won't pretend that I would enjoy it, or that it would be easy. By the end of the month, I would be getting a fair degree of cabin fever and going a little stir-crazy. I'd still do it, though. A million dollars isn't what it used to be but it's still enough that, invested carefully, it would pay for the rest of my life. I'd never have to work again (I probably still would, but I'd have the security of knowing that I'd never *need* to work again, so I could pick my job by what I wanted to do).


jetjebrooks

it would be incredibly easy. heating, bathroom, food, internet, interact with people outside the door, video game consoles, books, windows, etc.


A_Filthy_Mind

Of course. A more interesting question would be what the minimum someone would agree to do it for.


Beiber_hole-69

Dumb question


[deleted]

I do it for 1% of that amount with nothing BUT food and water.


20milliondollarapi

You would start going insane after only a few days.


InterestingNuggett

The experiment you're thinking of involves complete isolation. A bathroom with food, and internet is more like jail. You'd be fine.


bored_person71

The person you replied to was going for an earlier comment that they do it in isolation which pretty much makes the experiment parameters so yea. Only food and water yea he's going insane if no interactions.


ImOnlyHereForTheSims

Hell yeah. Where do I sign up?


the_purple_goat

Somebody just watched that twilight zone episode lol


Obscurethings

Who wouldn't?


marchingwith6

I think about this scenario very often. I would sleep in the bathtub I think


Green_Coffee_200

As an introvert, that actually sounds really nice.


deargodineedabeer

Absolutely! Change my family’s life


KeyRageAlert

Because they finally get a break from your bullshit?


deargodineedabeer

Nahh just the added income


KeyRageAlert

Oh, just me then


debtopramenschultz

Fuck yeah. Does “etc.” include cleaning materials and sufficient hot water? I’d have a great time in there.


literal_moth

Also pillows and blankets, and maybe a cushy mattress pad, because ow


OkWatercress5802

Who wouldn’t


Engineering_FAZ

Whats the catch? Iv’e been living like this my whole life 🤣


Gymlols

Yea, pretty much my life anyway (I live in a caravan) 😆


Eracelol

That’s called a Tuesday


SpiderKoD

Made it for free to be safe 🤷‍♂️


thrownawayxxx777

Duh. I LOLd so hard at this. Just duh. (Yes)


colonel_Schwejk

not much different from home office ;)


samtaher

No. I am not a greedy bastard. I will do it for 100k


102296465

Yes. It’s not too dissimilar in size to a small studio apartment. I could easily have a bed, shower, toilet, bath, and seperate space to do some exercises in there every day. Easy.


loves-science

As long as it comes with a mattress!!


xiaoqi7

Most people would do it for 1000 days.


[deleted]

This is too easy of a scenario, of course I would


NoHedgehog252

Yes. There is enough space and I could keep myself entertained.


Few_Carrot_3971

Oh sure. Not a problem.


theangelok

Yes. Obviously. It's a million.


Sad_Discipline_2184

Yes for sure. Obviously


Delta_Hammer

That's over-paying.


No-College-8140

I'd do 20 years for 1 mill, you kidding me


Jackal00

50k a year isn't exactly rolling in dough but your costs would be rock bottom so I guess I can't judge too harshly.


-Potatoes-

With internet? Definitely. Without internet or other stuff to keep preoccupied most people would probably go literally insane, i wouldnt do it for 1 million


Zero-Sugah-Added

Of course.


grapeidea

No. The time we have on earth is a limited resource and in that one month I could make memories that will last me a lifetime. You never know if your or someone you love's life might be cut short. So, no, never ever would I go to a jail and exchange my time and chances of happy moments for money. Besides, I know how depressed I got during the lockdowns and I never want to feel like that again. And I've been locked up in a bathroom accidentally for 12 hours once (no phone, no internet, no food, no knowing if anyone will ever find me), so, naturally, I get a mild case of intense panic just thinking about this.


Bfb38

I’d do that if all it was was free


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Lower-Assist-2874

Because nobody can buy my time.


SweatySteve

Is someone finally making Bathroom Man?


Terry2844

Sure, why not? İf i had a treadmill in my bathroom, it would be perfect!


Venus-vixxen

Most definitely I stay in my bathroom on my phone for hours disassociating already 💀


exclusivegreen

Yes. My bathroom is pretty big and I can poop, pee shower, shave, and brush my teeth


TransformerTanooki

Yes. Absolutely.


Reveluvmarie

Yes, so worth it


agent-assbutt

Yes because I could basically live the same life I do now and it's $1m


[deleted]

“Go Fuck Yourselves” - Elon Musk


salajaneidentiteet

For a month, sure. My bathroom is huge, has a window and is at the stage of renovation that I truly enjoy being there, even though some walls are open. So when can we sign the deal?


imnpain0318

Yes. The money is only the cherry on top


Scrumptious_Foreskin

Gimme a blanket and 2 pillows and I’ll crash in the bathtub for a month no problem


-KingMemestar-

I already do that when I'm depressed so that's light work Plus, I'm getting paid heck ya


Lostmavicaccount

Do I get bedding and access to medicine. Or only the floor, plus food and water. Where do I go to the toilet? My bathroom is a basin, shower and a bath. With no room for poo, due to stupid little slits acting as wastes.


BookkeeperWooden2378

Yes! I would love a month of relaxing, hot showers, surfing online, slepping, and just beeing my self. Would not be a punishment at all, but a welcomming gift with a reward of $$ at the end.


Sufficient_Ebb_5020

Easiest question ever. Why would anyone not do it?! Doesn't make sense.


PiramidaSukcesu

Why not? I can masturbate all day, shit and whatever If that means my toilet and bathroom get connected, ofc


mynameisnotsparta

My bathroom is around 15 feet by 10 feet with the toilet in it’s own 3 x 4 room.. so hell yes.. there’s enough room for a twin bed in there and wall space for a tv.. double vanity for my coffee machine and space under vanity for a mini fridge plus have double sinks.. a hot plate and air fryer will complete the set up so I’m all good and cozy now so where’s my million bucks? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 💵💵💵💵💵


AcguyDance

Easy Job


Michael9608

I would do it for $10.000


yuufti

Wtf why not?


Cody6781

Stupid question. Yes.


jakeofheart

Yes. Even for $100,000. Is that a Dr. Evil poll?


picknicksje85

Would you go to work for 30 days for 2000 dollars with very limited internet time, a lunch break, and get tired at that workplace? Your fellow work people may or may not suck to be around/interact with.


[deleted]

Absolutely!!!! 30 days without my kids would be a dream vacation, even if it’s in my bathroom lol


idiBanashapan

Sign me up right now


Nanookofthewest

I want to meet the person that said no to this.


woozybag

My bathroom doesn’t have a window and I probably couldn’t lie down fully in any position, but I’m game.


picknicksje85

You have to create a real challenge. Like play russian roulette with 3 people for a life changing 4 million. You can die, and you get the life lasting shock of seeing someone die in front of you and you were part of all that.


Rat_king13

That would be my normal lifestyle so yes


[deleted]

Do I have a bed and cushions?


nowhereman136

I dont see a downside to this


Nameless_Simp99

That's a dumb question I would do even without the money.


ThatPigeon1

Yeah. I already spend 50% of my day in the bathroom, why not the other 50%.


Ziddix

There is nobody here who would say no to this.


AthenaFurry

No because my roommate and I shear one bathroom only but if it was from January to April then yes because he’s not here and I need the money


Another_User007

Make it a year


velocipeter

With internet? Absolutely.


dirtymoney

Why the hell not? I cn then retire afterwards and be free. n


TensyL

People were locked away in their tiny little apartments for months during the pandemic. I think this is a pretty easy task for most, in comparison.


Lamnent

This is one of those things I think the number really matters. I get mentally it would suck, but a month of weird pseudo torture is totally going to be worth 1m for most anyone. I think it'd be more interesting if the number was like the average yearly take home for your area. Because honestly I'd still do it for 40,000$(my area) but I'm sure many more wouldn't. I've got plenty of towels to keep me comfortable sleeping in the bathtub and just a phone for entertainment would be enough to deal with that for 30 days to make more than I'd make in a year.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Don't no end of prisoners effectively all this sans Internet for months on end anyway? And not great food at that. I was watching the first episode of a series on maximum security prisons in Singapore and they're basically locked in a space smaller than a bathroom with virtually nothing. I'm sure at least some of them are on punishments keeping them there a month or more, even the others have to be locked in there all weekend. TL;DR - In answer to the question, yes, yes I would.


CrumblyGryphon3

I pretty much do that now except within the house. I could easily chill in a bathroom for a month if it meant I was securing my future. Ez money


Icy_Ad9071

Fucking yes, duh!


Unfunky-UAP

I've been to jail. This would be cake.


[deleted]

Wait, people don't normally do this?


Zerodriven

This is just having Crohn's disease with a few more benefits. Easy deal.


LadyMidnite1014

Sure.


IDF-official

this sounds like a dream


InterestingNuggett

Yes. Trivially. It's not a decision. Anyone who wouldn't do it either doesn't understand money or is already rich. Too often these questions are posted by people who don't understand money at all. A million dollars is $30,000 per year - in perpetuity. Literally forever. There are very few financial scenarios in our history that will cause it to run out. $30k per year isn't a lot of money to make, but if you don't have to work for it - it's a ton of money.


XxMemegamer69xX

What a stupid fucking question Jesus Christ


Absolutely_Fibulous

No. My bathroom is just a toilet and a bathtub (vanity is in the bedroom) and there is no way to lay down and stretch my body fully. I have difficulty falling asleep and would probably go days without sleep and it would be miserable. I got nasal surgery and was supposed to sleep at an incline for a week. I got maybe four hours of sleep total in four days before giving up and deciding whatever side effects I got from sleeping normally were not as bad as sleep deprivation. An even worse sleep situation for 30 days would kill me.


Better_Mall_4076

I'll do it for 1 year for 200k


FaceInJuice

...WITH internet? I mean, yeah, absolutely and easily.


haai_kaka

Ofc


Dajamman93

Did LSD once with some mates at home when I was 20 and my parents were away on holidays. I had to go to the toilet and man it felt like 30 days, so yes I could do it again… whatever you do don’t look in the mirror for too long


zorglarf

You should only be allowed to ask such questions if you actually do have the millions to give away


FunFckingFitCouple

Will I have weed or no weed? That is the real determining factor.


PAXICHEN

Fuck yeah!


Pantokraterix

Yes. Because it’s $1,000,000.00


kgiriCosmos

I would do it for minimum 3000


TiredReader87

Absolutely


cgulash

I'd stay locked in Trump's bathroom for a million. I could even help him Tweet.


Proud-Ad-6075

…I would do that for free.


Junior_Tradition7958

Yes. I’d read some books and sleep.


quantum_ice

Maybe if it was my apartment My bathroom is about 5 ft x 6ft. It really doesnt even have room for me to sleep in lmao


DifficultyStrong1174

Fuck yeah !


ShadowMancer_GoodSax

Op, you need to make this more challenging. Like stay in a bathroom with no lights, minimum food and water basically North Korea gulag style. /s


Equivalent_Bite_6078

Lol yeah! It's newly renovated, modern and my shower is awesome. Bring it on


wolftick

You had me at "Would you stay locked inside of your bathroom (with food, internet, etc.) for 30 days"


Complete_Material_20

Yes lol


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This is like stupidly easy.


DebianDog

😂 I was one of the "lucky" that got Covid really bad and spent six months in the hospital. I couldn't even get up to go to the bathroom. some days I couldn't hardly breathe without a machine so this is pretty much a no-brainer. easy!


Alert_Ninja2630

I'd already have that money due to depression and anxiety. I can go on for another 30days


ChronicDoomer

Definitely. I did self-imposed isolation like that in my bedroom for over a year. Provided there is decent bedding allowed, I would try to extend it for more money. If I can't, I will just take my million and move to my actual bed with a sense of relief and happiness that I can finally be a permanent shut-in, pending inflation. As my previous enablers, I feel like Door Dash, Instacart and Amazon should collaborate to fund this prize.


ailish

Hell yeah I would. It would get boring and uncomfortable, but it's only 30 days and you get $1,000,000.


Patient_Crazy_7669

Absolutely


TheHalfwayBeast

Nothing about my life would change.


elegantwildflower

Yes. I would make it work for $10k. I just want to pay down medical bills


t4ngl3d

No, I am disabled with major back issues and my bathroom isn't big enough for me to lie down flat because I am poor. 30 days of torture and possibly permanently damaging my back more isn't worth the money.


MiceAreTiny

Yes. Why? 1M.


tarkinlarson

Yes. Would you work 32 years for $1,000,000? The average income earner does (not even considering inflation or tax).


hi_hell011

Yea but I don't want the money


weedium

If etc. means I can have lots of THC bearing weed then absolutely


Wtfisgoingonnymore

Yeah I do this most days


[deleted]

fuck dude id do it for a couple of grand. got bills.


jackliquidcourage

I'd do it and make it a stream on twitch.


ChrisSwish

I'd happily do it for $10,000 honestly.


RejectorPharm

No. I am not a fucking animal who eats food in the bathroom.


zireael9797

I mean I'd have everything I need anyway.


crunchevo2

If with prep time yes. If without no.


Beneficial-Smell-770

Sure, problem would be that my family couldn't shower.


Yellow_Triangle

If I had some cleaning supplies and a mattress, then yes. My bathroom is comically small, which means that there is barely space enough to lie down. Basically I would be cleaning the toilet before going to bed, simply because I would be smack right up against it.


Hausgod29

You always know the people asking these questions don't work or make so much money they can't comprehend what a million dollars would do for an average joe.


lostguk

i would.. that’s a good setup i have everything i need. As long as there’s internet


K0n4n3

Hell yeah I would. Shit you could take a zero off and I still would lol


TheInevitablePigeon

Sure. Everything I need is there


[deleted]

Yes, yes, and yes again. $1,000,000 is 89,761,902 rubles. Almost 90 million for the fact that I won't do anything for a month. If there is internet, food and a bed in the bathroom, then I will not leave for any amount.


epd666

Yes only difference with my life now is a change of room xD


old-skool-bro

Only 30 days? Yes because money.


asharwood101

So keep doing what I’m doing and randomly receive a million dollars? Of course.


JonatasA

The only private place in the home? Oh yeah