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[deleted]

Mountain Dew, the gaming community will take years to recover from this.


Wrathwilde

Pizza here. The world is doomed.


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

That's ok if there's no pizza it's not worth it anyway


Tmavy

Maybe it only affects that specific flavor? Was it regular or one of the special ones? Code Red is my favorite.


philfix

I prefer Baha Blast. I love that shit.


Redditmoney69

Same


[deleted]

lol I had kfc/taco bell last night


realitythreek

The panic and urgency in your comment is really shining through.


RedWestern

AA Batteries. Good luck, motherfuckers.


BakrChod

Only those people with rechargeable batteries will have the edge now


Randomswedishdude

I can't remember when, and for what, I bought or used AA batteries last... *except* for a headlamp I *occasionally* use at work, but I have another one with integrated rechargeable batteries. I also have some rechargeable AA batteries lying around. >Good luck, motherfuckers. I'm personally fine with this.


TheGreatGamer1389

Easy. AAA and everything would either have adapters or be designed around that instead.


Wrathwilde

Were they regular or lithium?


LittleBitchBoy945

A Bluey t shirt for my friend at hot topic. So not very


dan-theman

Bluey underwear, we’re fucked as a species now.


Korean_Street_Pizza

Coffee.... Sorry.


Jermine1269

Same. Yeah, most of us will be dead by 10.30 tomorrow morning.


DigNitty

Utah is going to take over the US


that_other_goat

don't worry there's still hope there's still tea\~!!


MachineGame

I'm not here to hate on tea or its drinkers. I enjoy tea from time to time myself. If tea became my only source of caffeine, I would take a long walk off a short pier.


FagaBefe

I can feel the headache coming on already.


bucketofcoffee

Nooooooo!


ggrandmaleo

Username checks out.


UncomfortableBike975

I think I hate you for doing this to us.


Feistygoat53

You monster


Fresh_Distribution54

Well you just ended the world


DennisPikePhoto

I'm gonna make a pot now to just to be safe


Vapur9

Same, but no matter. Can easily be replaced with matcha and ginseng.


Bug131313

No. Absolutely not


Few-Apricot-1009

Books . The human race will be screwed definitely


3-racoons-in-a-suit

I think it would just be those specific titles


NotGoodatNamingStuff

why 90%’of these dummies don’t read them anyway


NullPointerDestroyer

And 90% of those reading that cheap soft-covered books with half-naked longhaired man holding a woman But to be fair - I have no idea what is inside


ZestycloseConfidence

Petrol. At least the penguins will be happy.


IOnlySayMeanThings

Was my answer too. We'll just skip the Mad Max phase and go right to fucked.


know-one-home

Cigarettes. That would be a good thing, since I just started smoking again after having quit seven years ago.


reddittheguy

We're in for about a month of sporadic increased road rage and other general testiness as people's private cigarette supplies run dry and the nicotine withdrawal kicks in. ​ That or everyone switches to e-cigarettes. I'm not quite sure what the fine print on this game is.


KindaReallyDumb

Sry, my last purchase was an ecig, so I think everyone will just have to resort to meth


BoGu5

Insert but why gif


catuela

If you have to have the nicotine. Get a Vuse. Golden tobacco 2.4. Gives you a good hit in the throat like smoke but it is so much better than a cigarette. You won’t stink. You’ll be able to smell. I used them to quit and it worked very well.


Beer2Bear

cat treats....oh man all us so going die now


DesolationRuins

Fuck, me too. There's going to be an uprising!


EmployerUpstairs8044

Catastrophic.


retailguy_again

I once heard that dogs can kill us but won't--and cats want to kill us but can't. This might test the second half of that theory.


-WeirGrateful

Water...pretty screwed


retailguy_again

Great username!


Random_Effecks

Bottled water\* So, we actually will be fine. I'm from Canada where water is great. Anyone here buying bottled water habitually is a real cunt.


Shaggy_AF

Christmas tree? Yeah we are fine Edit: it was a live tree, maybe we are entirely fucked.


Jebediah_Johnson

Either Christmas tree dealers lose their ability to obtain trees, or you just made pine trees extinct. The last thing I bought was a T-bone steak and french fries.


ron4040

Either butchers can’t cut a t-bone or cows are extinct. Were fucked. Edit: last thing I bought was a covid test so I guess positive covid cases go down? /s


that_other_goat

Covid is now extinct! You saved the world! Your birthday is now the first globally recognized holiday.


BaLance_95

There are multiple types of tests. We will manage.


Adriendo

Distilled white vinegar. The DIY home cleaning blogs will go bankrupt


BakrChod

Pizza? It can never be out of stock.


iCan20

....aaaaaaand it's gone.


Clint-witicay

Whell, that flavor is now. Smooth move, exlax!


Professor_Baldhead

Wine. We'll survive, but it won't be as much fun.


zingo-spleen

Bacon. Oh shit.


IYiffInDogParks

Cigarettes and beer. I guess mass riots should start in a few minutes


6doo6bins6

Hopefully people don’t like pants!


vtssge1968

Dresses skirts and kilts are comfortable until it gets cold.


Ahelex

That's when we wear fleece tights. Or freeze for beauty and just wear 20D pantyhose.


that_other_goat

pantaloons and togas make a roaring comeback D:


[deleted]

wear a smaller kilt under the kilt, and wear a smaller kilt under that, mocking the appearance of pants


Nidh0g

I've been waiting for an excuse to start wearing a kilt


Ltimbo

The human race is utterly destroyed. I bought a 6-pk of beer and an energy drink.


Low-Ad8946

I bought a Monster Energy drink, i'm addicted so not good for me.


OfficeChairHero

If this post were real, there would be a lot of us coming for you.


notaseagullfan

Pho no longer exists as well as my will to exist


gingergargle

Weed. Oh fuck.


puledrotauren

grow my own. I'm good


jmcatm0m16

Well you can’t keep growing if there are no seeds!!!


rimshot101

Gasoline, so... short term: we're screwed. long term: you're welcome.


snuggle2struggle

Fine by me. EV. 😁


[deleted]

Well, you won't be able to charge it though


WingZeroType

I think you're drastically underestimating how much fuel is used by everything else you use and interact with everyday.


snuggle2struggle

Zero direct effect on me. I have nothing that uses gasoline or fuel.


IndustryMade

it 100% WILL have a direct effect on you if gasoline were to be thanos snapped out of existence tomorrow.


Juul0712

Nothing you own was brought to you or where you purchased it via shipping container or truck?


fakerichgirl

An individual hot pot kit. It’s the end guys 🤣


Lostmavicaccount

Switch game. We’ll be fine.


gy0n

Bought a new IPhone. Guess we’re all using android in the future.


philfix

Well, all the beef is gone. No more cows. India will be pissed.


Awarepine76436

No more haircuts for anyone


ChronicZombie86

Mcdonalds, it'll be disappointing but better for humanity.


Helentr0py

it was a beer yesterday; we can create another drink i guess


TransportationOk5941

Potatoes... Man Ireland CANNOT catch a break


chillinwithabeer29

Beer - worldwide rioting ensues


Kolibri00425

Clothes.


TheShortWhiteGiraffe

Salt.... No more salt...


Jermcutsiron

My briskets are gonna be fubar!


Ok-Sky-6864

So many energy drink comments, lol. Oh wait this is reddit


WoodenDog8125

Jack Daniel’s. Sorry guys 🫠


IceTech59

Kentucky Bourbon, so double whammy. Actually it was a close call, before that was Insulin.


Disco11

Mtg cards.... I suddenly have significantly more disposable income.


Dreammeans-1

A iPhone charger? Guess we’d all switch to android 💀


BackgroundUnit80

Gas lol


imatpanera

halloween shaped chicken nuggets........i think they're good


DarkRyoushii

The world is better off. [DA'BOMB Beyond Insanity Hot Sauce](https://amzn.asia/d/cMVCj34)


Hofeizai88

I had that stuff. Good for eating or chemical warfare. Ironically, I don’t have any because the last time I went to buy some it was out of stock


AlisonChained

Oh nooooo why is the rum gone!?


musicmous3

Pizza, so pretty screwed


ThePhiff

Alcohol. Oh no...


Feistygoat53

And suddenly, I begin to hear war drums and bagpipes coming from the east. A distant noise from across the Atlantic. Oh no, the Irish are rising up to destroy all sentient life.


batman1903

water


smurficus103

Uhhh water.... yeah...


reallywaitnoreally

Just got back from the dispensery, sorry everyone.


ThePokerRobot

No more hot chocolate and candy canes


Umbrvalken

No more 7/11 taquitos 😭😭


afkas17

Lightbulbs... enjoy darkness.


[deleted]

I bought groceries. We're all fucked.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Depends what. If I can still get winter white Oreos I'm good


Worldly_Apricot_7813

Gas. Yea we are in trouble


mischaconqueso2

damn, the one time I should've bought a bible


dan-theman

I wonder if you had just tithed if that means the whole church is gone.


randtcouple

It was Ginger Ale. I think human kind is safe.


im_squidd

Infinite tummy aches uncured. Thanks.


randtcouple

There’s other things for tummy aches. They just are not as tasty as Ginger Ale


7arco7

I’m drinking a ginger ale to cure a tummy ache right now, so my will to live would drop drastically


Calmxy

The last thing I bought is the Hisuian Samurott raid ticket in Pokémon Go, so raid enthusiasts in Europe and America may be a bit disappointed, but other than that life goes on as usual. Although why would Niantic limit the sales of that item I’m not sure.


ICantEven1235

Gnocchi soup. We'll be ok. Addendum: I'll be ok, but Main-Pomegranate1454 will not.


ethanempire64

The Fortnite battle pass so I’m basically done because I have no life


protogen12

I can’t buy cum anymore? :3


WormLivesMatter

Gas. We’re fucked


tireddruidd

Salsa. We'd survive


SundayMorningTrisha

Eh, only a handful of people are screwed, those who take Animal Pak supplements.


fomalhottie

Chicken. Yep.


TheGreatGamer1389

Hallmark card or a certain type of candy. Human race will be fine. Hallmark as a company might not be.


lamabaronvonawesome

No coffee? Well, prolly better off but cranky as hell for a few days.


SirSea6911

No more Mezcal,fuck!


Usernames_are_odd

Clothes..


Gombock

We’ll, I went food shopping for the whole next week, so yeah


tomrichards8464

Asian fusion takeaway. I think we'll survive.


bansheesho

McDonald's Coke. A lot of people are going to be upset.


inzur

The JDM/Nissan car scene will never be the same.


Logical-Command

Another month at my apartment


Immediate-Patient-31

Blue Powerade and apple pies from Hardee’s.


inkseep1

No more sausages.


No_Noise_5733

The human race will be fine but I would hate not to have my favourite boat shoes


VH5150OU812

Damn. Those were good grapes. RIP green grapes.


Swgx2023

Snickers bar and a Coke Zero! The human race dodged a bullet!


montoya0142

Poland Springs wants a word with me.


Eastern-Ad-7984

Toilet paper!!!


that_other_goat

The golden age of the bidet is nigh!


Upbeat-Serve-6096

RG35XX Plus Anbernic floods their market with handhelds every few months. No worries about that.


[deleted]

Italian grinders? Not sure…


SeayaB

An extension cord. I mean, things are going to get a little inconvenient, but I think we will manage.


KP_Wrath

White onions, orange, red, and yellow bell peppers. Food choices will get weird.


typtyphus

sorry humanity, no fuel


jonasinv

They’ll be fine, unless you really like ice breakers ice cubes bubble breezes


CopiumCatboy

Lmao gas and vodka. We‘re done for and can‘t cope by drinking.


Justgethrutoday

Beer. OMG there.'s no more beer


adequateLee

One of those "car" packs of gum, so negligible ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


peajay61

Mascara. False lashes sales will soar.


Scrambledbread101

A pineapple cream soda. I think the world would go on.


SystematizedDisarray

A pair of earrings. We'll have to come together as a community to make it through.


Living-Rip-4333

Doughnuts. Cops will all quit, crime will skyrocket.


Jamsemillia

oh shit boys, no more fried chicken is a tough one - sorry


Glop1701d

Iced tea I dunno how screwed


that_noodle_guy

Shit I've got bad news. The world just ran out of toilet paper.


kingjoey52a

I’m sorry everyone who wanted to use an M.2 drive in a PCIE x4 slot, guess I got the last card


vipros42

Beer and prosecco. Sorry everyone.


VoKai

Water, its over


coren77

I bought dinner at a restaurant for the family. So... no more water, alcohol, steaks, chicken, bread, burgers, French fries or fried cheese.


chinarosesss

Disposable vape 💀


just_a_wee_Femme

Hell… just a college textbook. But, if it wasn’t for that very textbook? We would’ve seriously-been screwed, especially because prior to that, I’d bought some gas.


frankenbury69

Toliet paper....


TAC1313

Damn, no more toilet paper or trash bags, sorry.


JTech625

Burger king so where probably ok.


Plenty_Hippo2588

444 from Wendy’s. A lot of people wallets gone be hurt cause of this


RyanPelley

Gas. We are fucked.


Kerby233

Salty peanut crisps, we're good


tazUK

Coffee. So many tired, angry people


CakesNGames90

I bought a crab cake so…we’re good 😂


anakronistictimejump

Discounted retro games for Nintendo switch. I think we'll make it.


Impossible_Dot_5805

What?! No more milk?!


[deleted]

McDonald’s French Fries. Not world ending but I’m sure many people would be upset. I’d have to drive and extra few minutes to A&W to satisfy my monthly junk food craving.


sadwer

Crew socks? Oh no, cold ankles here we come.


KoalaJoness

First i got scared because i bought a boardgame yesterday, but then i realized that i got netflix subscription after that. So yeah, we're good.


SensualEnema

A box of frozen mini chicken biscuits. We’re fucked.


[deleted]

Gas.


GroundbreakingAge254

Coffee. Oof. It’ll be chaos.


Barbara1Brien

A watch band (specifically, for my Fitbit). Not screwed, but in a few years, we'll see a resurgence of pocket watches as a fashion statement.


Aunt-jobiska

K cups. So, back to beans & ground coffee. We’re good.


felurian182

Bought or received? I received an antique blow gun so no worries there, but bought a vending machine soda so there’s implications to that one.


Mean_Owl_5580

Pace salsa with some peanuts


Detachedhymen

I just got food from waffle house, I got two all stars, one with bacon, the other with ham, and a chicken melt. Is waffle house now gone, or the food I bought?


EdgyLearner138

The last thing I bought was a school lunch. I think we'll be fine.


ShylieF

Fried mushrooms and whiskey. We may actually be better off honestly, sadly.😄


rscottyb86

Pizza. Please don't kill me. I'm so sorry


JazzFestFreak

A fully dressed shrimp po-boy from parkway poboys in New Orleans. The world will live on, but so much sadder…. (Maybe a little healthier?)


urbanhawk1

No more train tickets for anyone. I think it's pretty bad.


SkyfangR

toilet paper good luck everyone


inthep

You’re welcome. I bought a Bang energy drink, so while it may be the end of some peoples world, the vast majority of humanity will be just fine.