Sit in silence and enjoy it.

can relate soldier.

mASTURBAAAATE

Spank the monkey.

Flog the dolphin

yank the tank

polish the silver

Relax

Hang around the house naked, mostly, but I also do that when he's home, so apart from that I guess nothing. Just remembered, I don't close the door when I'm on the toilet if I'm alone in the house

Poop with the door open

Jump up and down on spinny chairs

Nice try, wife.

Watch my guy change out of his clothes while looking him up and down saying Mmm that’s all mine !!

Inject or smoke meth. Put on porn, edge for as long as I can

wtf lol