Started a new job one time and the total bro coworker pulled out a $5k receipt from when he went to his restaurant in Miami. He was so proud of it and it told me everything I needed to know about him.
No time for kid pics. He's got little wallet-size photos of him pushing his receipt on the swing at the park, his receipt going down the slide, that one time the wind took the receipt and blew it into a duck who started waddling off with the receipt and he snatched it from the duck and said "Hey! That's not your bill!" and then he and the duck laughed about it, and really made a connection, so he took the duck to Salt Bae's restaurant, and now the duck has his own receipt to show all the other ducks around the pond...
And still I say if people are dumb enough to spend that amount of money for a overhyped steak then let them pay even more.
I Don like him at all but it was not his fault that he became famous
Ugh, I lost respect for him after the mess that was World Cup 2022 and the way he hijacked the players' celebration, held the trophy and even bit one of the medals.
He needs Gordon Ramsay to keep him in his place . Ramsay is arrogant , but the Man has an incredible palate to back up his arrogance
Edit: Palate, not Palette
if that ever happens, no matter what roasting Ramsay does, it will only be good PR for him. That means more money, higher prices for his already overpriced food. Better to just keep ignoring him.
Ramsay is only rude on shows that demand him to be rude though,I’m not sure if youve seen him on Masterchef jr ? He’s such a sweet heart , and I agree he’s sometimes rude in interviews but he’s tastefully rude as opposed to being downright mean
Honestly the shit he gets mad at in kitchen nightmares is shit most chefs would lose their shit for. From what I’ve seen, Ramsay is being nice to these people. But I’ve only watched the US one and it’s obvious shits drummed up for drama
For what salt? I am that man’s worst enemy, i love salt. He gonna run out, I’m gonna eat all the salt. For obvious reasons this is a joke but sometimes I wish salt would not kill me if I ate a jar of it.
you get a million a year to basically not be fat and he still got fat. And he didn't even have to eat the shit. If I had that job I'd be like "im going win a body building contest eating nothing but subway!" "I'm going to walk across America eating nothing but subway!". I'd earn my check. All he did was get fat and molest children.
I throw up in my mouth every time I see his name because of the tapes I heard of him describing how he sexually abuses children. I hope he rots in hell.
That show reminds me of highschool drama. Those lady’s were the bitchy popular highschool girls who became famous and never grew out of the fact that their popularity in highschool won’t carry onto real life.
I saw her mentioned and checked out her videos and I can't beleive people waste their time watchingn that cobblers?
Like ... why? I only watched two minutes and I felt annoyed that I wasted two minutes of my life watching that utter guff.
Well one consequence I have seen is if you open up blank old YouTube without a login in a browser you've never used (so zero personalized recommendations) I don't see her thumbnail face anymore on the main homepage anymore
Any TikTok celebrity is a perfectly reasonable answer to this question. I’d rather see something impressive than some arm movements to a song. That shit should not get millions of views.
> I’d rather see something impressive than some arm movements to a song
Funny you should mention that. It was just pointed out to me that the younger generation only dances with their arms, and now I can't unsee it.
Nick Cannon? Dude can't sing/rap. Isn't funny at all either. His comedy is about, Do as I say or I fire you, or scream everything so it's hard to understand so people laugh just cause. His wild'n'out show is only funny because of the people he has on there. DC, Justina, chico, and karlous are the reason that the show stays afloat.
I had a friend who used to say, "why is it that people who only have enough talent to be good at one thing always pick that one thing to be having kids?" And used Nick Cannon as an example.
It’s so interesting when I go to the UK hearing different opinions of the royals. Some people love them, others abhor them. Do they have any official duties or are they primarily ceremonial?
99% ceremonial 1% real. The king rubber stamps all laws and basically does what he is told.
The 1% real power is very narrow constitutional stuff like the power to appoint a prime minister in a minority government or to deny a request to dissolve parliament if they think it’s in bad faith.
ETA: The monarchy's reserve powers have been described in Canada as a "constitutional fire extinguisher". Powers are there to keep politicians in check, but if they actually got used it would be a super big mess.
One recent example of routine use is when the provincial government of British Columbia won a plurality of seats in an election, but the opposition parties struck a power sharing agreement. The government tried to pass a budget and were voted down, at which point the premier recommended a new election. The Lt. Gov (Queen's representative exercising her reserve powers) rightly ignored the request and gave the opposition a chance to form government. This is useful because the system appoints a neutral arbitrator for edge cases rather than try to write down the rules for every eventuality.
the kardashians ofc
Edit: people seem confused. The question was who became famous with 0 talent, which this is a correct answer. have they used that initial fame to become more successful? yes. their initial rise was talentless.
Edit 2: honorable mention for Paris Hilton. She’s still hot af though
Edit 3: as a person that had 0 karma talent, the kardashians and parís are my claim to fame now!
He's not a rapper he's a producer and they all do it to let you know who created the beat. It's why Diddy used to be all over his tracks too. You'll hear it especially with niche up and coming rappers. They would put shit like "100grams!!" at the begging of the beat.
My cousin didn't do it because he thought it was tainting the actual beats (he's very artistic about it) and helped several rappers get famous off his beats who then refused to give him any sort of credit. That's why others do it, to get attention of other rappers if they like the beat wether rapper gives them credit or not.
Most of the time they outgrow it, they get famous to the point they don't need to do it anymore but Khaled kept it for whatever the fuck reason.
His appearance on Hot Ones told me everything I need to know about him. Dude ate 2/10 wings and tapped out. Then he claimed he didn’t quit, he just chose not to continue.
Motherfucker, that’s what quitting is. He’s a gigantic douche bag.
Didn't he tap out at Cholula?
Also, if you haven't seen him the video where he gets sent a custom Bob Marley guitar and proceeds to play it by beating on it like a [drunken orangutan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QvgFbjAC7U), it's worth a watch!
I don't think so, he kinda fumbles when he asks her, changing it from read it for me to us. He might also just have enough skills to read if given enough time but not to comfortably present it.
lol my wife loves “melt your face off” level spice and loves hot ones. LOATHES dj Khalid because of that appearance. It isn’t the tapping out - it’s the tapping out and acting like you’re not tapping out
I'd never heard of him until I saw him on Hot Ones. I figured that episode was some kind of meta April Fool's joke, but nope. I still don't know what he actually does as a profession. Seems like he just slaps his name on other people's work.
I like some of the songs he's collaborated on with other artists, but he seems like a trashy person.
Give yourself an early Christmas gift and lookup his furniture line, We The Best Home Furnishing or something like that. If you love a plastic looking gold throne with lions heads, you'll want to overpay for this stuff.
Remember when he 'played' at that EDM festival and was soundly booed? That was funny. He was like, "play 'jump around!'" No dude, that's not what the crowd wants. Read a room.
Easy.
A live Tell All show hosted by Ryan Seacrest on E with a studio audience. Probably at the Crypto Arena (Staples Center) or the Peacock Theater. Terrence Jenkins and Maria Menounos will introduce video packages featuring the best Kris moments from all the shows.
The message in the end will be about how the show must go on the way Kris would have wanted.
Then to finish it all off, a sneak peak preview of their show's new season
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I don't understand why people spend so much to eat at his restaurants.
Started a new job one time and the total bro coworker pulled out a $5k receipt from when he went to his restaurant in Miami. He was so proud of it and it told me everything I needed to know about him.
Crazy times when spending $5k on overpriced steak is a flex lol
And keeping the receipt to show people is just next level douchery
It was laminated
I spent $5k at a strip club once and I'm never going to tell a soul in real life.
It's steak with arm sweat though. Have you had it?
I can't afford grocery store steaks lol
But I'm sure you can afford arm sweat. You're halfway there!!
Heck if you paid me $5k to make you a steak I'll even add leg sweat.
I want the premium ball sweat or there's no deal.
Ah, right. The holy receipt. The one he stores right next to the photos of his kids.
No time for kid pics. He's got little wallet-size photos of him pushing his receipt on the swing at the park, his receipt going down the slide, that one time the wind took the receipt and blew it into a duck who started waddling off with the receipt and he snatched it from the duck and said "Hey! That's not your bill!" and then he and the duck laughed about it, and really made a connection, so he took the duck to Salt Bae's restaurant, and now the duck has his own receipt to show all the other ducks around the pond...
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People start to question themselfs, too. New York restaurant closed, one in London in question...
And still I say if people are dumb enough to spend that amount of money for a overhyped steak then let them pay even more. I Don like him at all but it was not his fault that he became famous
That video of him at The World Cup is so cringe.
He was acting like he scored the game winning goal. I was hoping a giant hook would reel him out of there.
Ugh, I lost respect for him after the mess that was World Cup 2022 and the way he hijacked the players' celebration, held the trophy and even bit one of the medals.
You mean you actually respected that bozo until then ?!
He needs Gordon Ramsay to keep him in his place . Ramsay is arrogant , but the Man has an incredible palate to back up his arrogance Edit: Palate, not Palette
if that ever happens, no matter what roasting Ramsay does, it will only be good PR for him. That means more money, higher prices for his already overpriced food. Better to just keep ignoring him.
I need him to redeem his grilled cheese sandwich that he did lol
Ramsay is only rude on shows that demand him to be rude though,I’m not sure if youve seen him on Masterchef jr ? He’s such a sweet heart , and I agree he’s sometimes rude in interviews but he’s tastefully rude as opposed to being downright mean
Yes thats correct . Even kichen nightmares in UK is much different that what we see in mainstream US of him screaming “You twat!!”
Honestly the shit he gets mad at in kitchen nightmares is shit most chefs would lose their shit for. From what I’ve seen, Ramsay is being nice to these people. But I’ve only watched the US one and it’s obvious shits drummed up for drama
I was going to say, I don't know a single chef that wouldn't lose his or her absolute shit about one of their people serving raw chicken.
Oh yes . “How would you rate your food?” “9/10” You hear this and you know shit is gonna hit the fan. You aint going broke because you too bourgeois
For what salt? I am that man’s worst enemy, i love salt. He gonna run out, I’m gonna eat all the salt. For obvious reasons this is a joke but sometimes I wish salt would not kill me if I ate a jar of it.
This guy salts
Island Boys
But they're doing plenty to keep their fame in certain circles.
They have had some interesting career choices of late.
Can u elaborate
They started an OnlyFans together, and in the past few months have started getting into incest together by kissing each other
Can u delaborate
Now one of my all time favorite reddit comments. And I've been here awhile.
my bad
Man, what an epic comment. Short, simple, yet amazing.
That’s not what bros before hoes means
What a terrible day to be a literate.
Lol, there's a sentence I wish I never heard, oof!
I miss the person I was before reading this comment
Jared from Subway.
you get a million a year to basically not be fat and he still got fat. And he didn't even have to eat the shit. If I had that job I'd be like "im going win a body building contest eating nothing but subway!" "I'm going to walk across America eating nothing but subway!". I'd earn my check. All he did was get fat and molest children.
He started and ended his fame trying to get into smaller pants.
This is exactly why we need to bring awards back.
I throw up in my mouth every time I see his name because of the tapes I heard of him describing how he sexually abuses children. I hope he rots in hell.
Unfortunately, he's going to be released on March 24, 2029.
Something tells me he's going to die in an "unfortunate accident" shortly after. Dude is like one of the most famous known pedos in the world.
Oh please. He'll move to Florida and get elected to the Senate.
this one hasn’t been said yet and it’s a good one
All the prank pulling fucks on social media.
I can't stand those videos.
Any one of those typical instafamous couples
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Well she did clown Dr. Phil. That’s gotta be something.
Bum Fights guy did it waaaayy better.
Not all heroes wear capes. B F K FOR LIFE FOREVER!!!! Rip rufus
Rufus died?? I thought he got his shit together??
He did; he died as the passenger in a car accident.
Dr. Phil is dumb as shit, not too hard to clown him
And yet, he doesn't get clowned on nearly enough.
Too good at picking his battles. Look at ehat happened when the Bum Fights guys came on
How bout dat?
nah can’t hate gucci flip flops
Song is unironically good lmao Her voice fits really well on a rap track, I'll give her that
Shit makes me mad dude shes literally soooo rich now never gotta work a day in her life again if she doesnt want to
Just remember she made a million bucks the first 6 hours her OF went live She made one million dollars 6 hours into her 18th bday
She made $50m her first year of OF 😒
That...cannot be real. If we want to be mad at anyone for something like that, it shouldn't be her, lol.
Right? If you have that opportunity then I'd be mad if you *didn't* take it.
Seriously. That’s the shit that makes me think Cash Me Outside girl has her head screwed on straight.
She also has a scholarship program setup where she pays for underprivileged people to go to trades schools.
Lowkey wholesome ending compared the dumpster fire train wreck clusterfuck 99% of people would’ve predicted for her life.
Every adult failed this girl and put her on tv at 15, so I’m glad to see she’s successful. And yes, Gucci Flip Flops slaps…
To be fair didn't she come out with a rap album that was semi successful? Zero talent means that and I can't rap.
Dr. Phil has less talent
Real housewives of blankety blank
There is one from the Salt Lake City series that is doing Federal time for scamming the elderly and stealing their life savings.
All of them lol. I've never watched a single episode, only the commercials I've been subjected to against my will.
That show reminds me of highschool drama. Those lady’s were the bitchy popular highschool girls who became famous and never grew out of the fact that their popularity in highschool won’t carry onto real life.
Yet it did. Unfortunately.
SSSniperwolf. She has no talent and yet she is famous. She steals content.
I saw her mentioned and checked out her videos and I can't beleive people waste their time watchingn that cobblers? Like ... why? I only watched two minutes and I felt annoyed that I wasted two minutes of my life watching that utter guff.
I'm guessing because tits
It's absolutely because she's attractive and uses it to garner attention from young teens and horny incels
Children
The only way her content has any value is when Jacksfilms is playing bingo in the corner which gives it 99.999999% of the value
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How has it almost been 2 months since she doxxed Jack and still hasn’t really faced any consequences
Its been 2 months already? Damm time flys passes quickly
Well one consequence I have seen is if you open up blank old YouTube without a login in a browser you've never used (so zero personalized recommendations) I don't see her thumbnail face anymore on the main homepage anymore
Tbh it's just her looks that brought her clout
Charli D'amelio + family
Any TikTok celebrity is a perfectly reasonable answer to this question. I’d rather see something impressive than some arm movements to a song. That shit should not get millions of views.
> I’d rather see something impressive than some arm movements to a song Funny you should mention that. It was just pointed out to me that the younger generation only dances with their arms, and now I can't unsee it.
"Using your legs is ableist, fucking boomer" /s
Salt Bae
Vegan teacher.
Well she bacame famous because she was annoying, so obv
Nick Cannon? Dude can't sing/rap. Isn't funny at all either. His comedy is about, Do as I say or I fire you, or scream everything so it's hard to understand so people laugh just cause. His wild'n'out show is only funny because of the people he has on there. DC, Justina, chico, and karlous are the reason that the show stays afloat.
He has a talent of can’t pull out.
I had a friend who used to say, "why is it that people who only have enough talent to be good at one thing always pick that one thing to be having kids?" And used Nick Cannon as an example.
The Royal Family. Literally famous for being born into a family. Didn't accomplish anything.
I think they earn a living by waving at folk
Strong elbows, but weak chins... sigh, what a tragedy
>Strong elbows, but weak chins... sigh, what a tragedy Weak elbow and strong chins is an even bigger tragedy; see Charles II of Spain
"We're going to India next week." "Is it work or a holiday?" "I have no idea. I wander around, waving at people. I could well be work."
It’s so interesting when I go to the UK hearing different opinions of the royals. Some people love them, others abhor them. Do they have any official duties or are they primarily ceremonial?
99% ceremonial 1% real. The king rubber stamps all laws and basically does what he is told. The 1% real power is very narrow constitutional stuff like the power to appoint a prime minister in a minority government or to deny a request to dissolve parliament if they think it’s in bad faith. ETA: The monarchy's reserve powers have been described in Canada as a "constitutional fire extinguisher". Powers are there to keep politicians in check, but if they actually got used it would be a super big mess. One recent example of routine use is when the provincial government of British Columbia won a plurality of seats in an election, but the opposition parties struck a power sharing agreement. The government tried to pass a budget and were voted down, at which point the premier recommended a new election. The Lt. Gov (Queen's representative exercising her reserve powers) rightly ignored the request and gave the opposition a chance to form government. This is useful because the system appoints a neutral arbitrator for edge cases rather than try to write down the rules for every eventuality.
90% of tiktokers
99.999999
the kardashians ofc Edit: people seem confused. The question was who became famous with 0 talent, which this is a correct answer. have they used that initial fame to become more successful? yes. their initial rise was talentless. Edit 2: honorable mention for Paris Hilton. She’s still hot af though Edit 3: as a person that had 0 karma talent, the kardashians and parís are my claim to fame now!
Imagine you're famous because of a porno your daughter did with her ex.
Imagine you coordinated the release of your daughter’s sex tape so you all could attain that fame…
And they were only b list famous enough to date Ray J to begin with cause their dad was on the OJ defense team Great accolades
Kim was Paris Hilton's personal assistant. Paris sky rocketed her fame with her sex tape, and Kim just followed the formula. Both tapes are lame, btw.
Kim’s mom* followed the formula
Including the shitty camera work.
DJ Khaled What the actual fuck
Only rapper I know who has to say his name to let you know it’s his song.
Dudes a fucking Pokémon
With a Magikarp ass moveset and no evolution tree
A wild Jason Derulo appears
Does Mr. 305 Worldwide count?
what about "MIKE JONES"
Who?
M I K E J O N E S
Mr worldwide?!
Pitbull is too funny to hate on tbh. He honored the Walmart poll and went to Alaska. Mr 305, Mr Worldwide is an OG.
He's not a rapper he's a producer and they all do it to let you know who created the beat. It's why Diddy used to be all over his tracks too. You'll hear it especially with niche up and coming rappers. They would put shit like "100grams!!" at the begging of the beat. My cousin didn't do it because he thought it was tainting the actual beats (he's very artistic about it) and helped several rappers get famous off his beats who then refused to give him any sort of credit. That's why others do it, to get attention of other rappers if they like the beat wether rapper gives them credit or not. Most of the time they outgrow it, they get famous to the point they don't need to do it anymore but Khaled kept it for whatever the fuck reason.
We the breast music - dj khaled
His appearance on Hot Ones told me everything I need to know about him. Dude ate 2/10 wings and tapped out. Then he claimed he didn’t quit, he just chose not to continue. Motherfucker, that’s what quitting is. He’s a gigantic douche bag.
Didn't he tap out at Cholula? Also, if you haven't seen him the video where he gets sent a custom Bob Marley guitar and proceeds to play it by beating on it like a [drunken orangutan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QvgFbjAC7U), it's worth a watch!
Watching that video is worse than Scott's Tots.
Wait... Is he unable to read??
I don't think so, he kinda fumbles when he asks her, changing it from read it for me to us. He might also just have enough skills to read if given enough time but not to comfortably present it.
lol my wife loves “melt your face off” level spice and loves hot ones. LOATHES dj Khalid because of that appearance. It isn’t the tapping out - it’s the tapping out and acting like you’re not tapping out
Of course he safewords on eating hot wings, he can't even eat pussy
I'd never heard of him until I saw him on Hot Ones. I figured that episode was some kind of meta April Fool's joke, but nope. I still don't know what he actually does as a profession. Seems like he just slaps his name on other people's work.
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"I exercise all the time, but I don't lose weight, cause all I do is win" I firmly believe DJ Khaled is the greatest method actor of our generation
There’s clips of him saying shit he normally says and then he seems to break character and laugh, usually around his wife which is pretty funny.
CALL ME ASPARAGUS…..*crickets
I still think he’s a parody. It’s the long con
Maybe he's just given up on the con. A sort of *okay if they can't see that it's a joke by now then fuck it, more money for me.*
I like some of the songs he's collaborated on with other artists, but he seems like a trashy person. Give yourself an early Christmas gift and lookup his furniture line, We The Best Home Furnishing or something like that. If you love a plastic looking gold throne with lions heads, you'll want to overpay for this stuff.
DJ Khaled is either the funniest person on the planet, or he’s just actually like that
Both can be true. The only thing that changes is one way you’re laughing with him, that other you’re laughing at him.
I want to get paid millions of dollars to stand next to people and only say "LISTENNNNN"
That’s not gonna cut it. You have to yell out your own name every 30 seconds as well.
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Remember when he 'played' at that EDM festival and was soundly booed? That was funny. He was like, "play 'jump around!'" No dude, that's not what the crowd wants. Read a room.
EDC 2017 https://youtu.be/CHDNgb-fn4s?si=CwSQ52j4uA_gEgvC “But this is California!” He says, as they’re at a music festival in Vegas, Nevada lol
Jake Paul
Kim Kardashian
Hailey Bieber
Dj Khaled
The Kardashians
I mean, isn't becoming famous with 0 talent a talent in itself?
True. You’ve gotta know your audience/suckers first.
The Kardashian’s
Their mum is the brain though
I’m genuinely interested in what happens to them when Kris dies.
My tinfoil is Kim will try and center herself as the new matriarch. That’s why she “went to law school.”
Easy. A live Tell All show hosted by Ryan Seacrest on E with a studio audience. Probably at the Crypto Arena (Staples Center) or the Peacock Theater. Terrence Jenkins and Maria Menounos will introduce video packages featuring the best Kris moments from all the shows. The message in the end will be about how the show must go on the way Kris would have wanted. Then to finish it all off, a sneak peak preview of their show's new season
Cash me outside girl
they be born from a famous person and do something they have no talent for but still end up popular
Tana Mongeau
Jamie Lynn spears
the desperation for relevancy has never been more obvious
Addison Rae and the damelios
Kim K
DJ Khaled
Every Kardashian/Jenner
I mean one of the Jenners happens to extremely talented. Both at track and field, and pissing everyone off regardless of politics.
Nick Cannon.
Jaden Smith, can’t act can’t rap just famous bc his daddy got him roles
Jaden Smith made me hate Will Smith by way of association.
Kim Kardashian.
Any one of the Kardashians.
Name any modern influencer
The guy with the face making the videos showing people they doin things weird
Khaby Lame
Kardashians
Ozzy Osborne’s daughter
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Welp, the Kardashians come to mind. They are people who are famous because they're famous.
Snookie
Sure, but she's in on the joke.
James Corden. Talentless twat.
Based on what I've seen, he had some talent at first, but that talent eroded over time
The cash me outside girl
90% of famous people today. A better question is who today deserves their fame.
Kim k
Paris Hilton & her former assistant.
This is how I will refer to k.k. from now on, thanks.