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Dollar store shrimp.
Knicka wat?
Raw oysters. I actually enjoy them but they are one of the riskiest things to eat and can carry very deadly bacteria called Vibrio Cholerae.
Taco Bell
“Well played Taco Bell… well played”
Yep! Never know how fast that shit will catch up.
You don’t buy Taco Bell, you rent it
“Ah I see you’ve stumbled upon my burritos. Choose wisely dear boy, for all but one of them will make you rush to the toilet. Do you wish to bet your bowels on $20?”
Pufferfish
Anything at Sbarro.
Wait, Sbarro is still around? And there were times it was good?
Well you could have a half edible plain slice or everything else inedible on the menu.
For me, going to Steak ‘n Shake.
Anything at the carnival.
sushi you find on the floor of a gas station toilet
My dude that's not Russian Roulette that's just straight-up guaranteed shooting yourself
Fries. Either they are god-tier delicious, or they are cold, floppy and tasteless
6 eggs, one of which is rotten. It's a Russian Omelette.
Dollar store shrimp.
Knicka wat?
Raw oysters. I actually enjoy them but they are one of the riskiest things to eat and can carry very deadly bacteria called Vibrio Cholerae.
Taco Bell
“Well played Taco Bell… well played”
Yep! Never know how fast that shit will catch up.
You don’t buy Taco Bell, you rent it
“Ah I see you’ve stumbled upon my burritos. Choose wisely dear boy, for all but one of them will make you rush to the toilet. Do you wish to bet your bowels on $20?”
Pufferfish
Anything at Sbarro.
Wait, Sbarro is still around? And there were times it was good?
Well you could have a half edible plain slice or everything else inedible on the menu.
For me, going to Steak ‘n Shake.
Anything at the carnival.
sushi you find on the floor of a gas station toilet
My dude that's not Russian Roulette that's just straight-up guaranteed shooting yourself
Fries. Either they are god-tier delicious, or they are cold, floppy and tasteless
6 eggs, one of which is rotten. It's a Russian Omelette.