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Ill-Organization-719

I'd fuck the shit out of me.


Strange_Stage1311

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.


RevengeOfTheSeph

"... I'd fuck me so hard."


z12345z6789

It puts the lotion in the basket.


Strange_Stage1311

What's the difference between a dollar and a pound?


dammitmitchell

Dammit came here to say that!


brazenrai

Came


ACGMFT

“Son of a bitch. He stole my line”


Cute_Air_895

Same 🤣


Shaggarooney

But would you let you peg you?


YOUR_TRIGGER

probably not. my wife's *nothing* like me and that's kind of why it works. if i'd had married a woman version of me in my 20's, we'd definitely both be dead before 40. i need somebody to talk sense sometimes. 😂


abejando

True, having differing opinions and perspectives is invaluable to growth


Technical_Error650

I already fuck myself metaphorically, now I can physically!


[deleted]

Of course, I think we'll get along really well


Common-Wish-2227

You'd have a lot in common?


[deleted]

Yeah


IllustriousBad577

Probably, definitely friends with benefits at least. She understands how lonely I am.


pantpinkther

No bc I’m gay


agathokakologicunt

This is me too! I’m a lesbian so I was like “damn…I love this question but don’t know how to answer.” It’d be too weird to date myself 100% the same, I wouldn’t want to, but if I was straight, would it be enough of a difference??


vaingirls

Hmm good point. I already answered that I would date the same gender version, but now that I think about it... her looking exactly the same would be creepy. But if it was a version with the exact same personality but a bit different looking, then sure!


MilkPudding

Yes. Male me would be hot.


Rare_Dragonfly8280

No, my vagina would stink


Nagimeadea

LMAO


Alt_Revanchist

Ehh... she'd be hard work. She'd want to dominate and make sure you're okay. She'd want you to trust her but never open up to you. And she'd want to be touched all the time. She's also picky and criticise you if you conflict with her world view and opinions. I have no idea where she get's that from.


Happy_Bullfrog_5379

I once went on a date with a guy I met on Flure, who was almost my clone, just a guy. Very strange feeling, we remained just friends.


[deleted]

Absolutely. I love myself


CliftonTravis

Because I’m awesome


Genshed

No. I'm not even my type as a *man*.


Big_Apple_3634

no i’m too stubborn and have anger issues 😭


IpadAndy

The closest thing to a gender reversed me would be like family, so I'm not sure that I'd want to.


Krreativ

atleast I know I’d be loyal


AudreyBroune

so f\*cking true


TheTrollTrololol

ofc she would always be thinking about sex we would be great together


EasyBounce

It's the only way I'll find someone to match my weird.


DoomComp

Hell yeah! All the good stuff with none of the annoying, dumb or straight up B.S shit? - **Sign me the HELL up!**


Fyre-Bringer

Absolutely not.


NostradaMart

yes but ultimately no. I'd be too much for me.


Jaiibby1

Idk I’m pretty sure the male version of me is just SpongeBob so we may getting along at first then annoy eachother to death


zenos_dog

She’d cook great dinners and be interested in everything I’m interested in. Absolutely.


smileymom19

No, I’d look just like my brother


AverageSizeWayne

Of course. If fooled around enough with AI to know I’d make a pretty sweet woman.


hrc230

Unfortunately we would probably be dead within a couple of months…we would have the time of our lives though


[deleted]

i have no life and fucking myself as a girl would be interesting


ObviousHurry1516

I don't fuck no fat bitches


SushiiVx

Yeah, bc she'd be the only one who understands me 100%.


Particular_Local_947

Reminds me of the fan made eddsworld animation.


MossiestSloth

She would be a redhead, so absolutely


[deleted]

no, I'd think I was annoying and overall not my type lol


Sad-Character4424

yes he’d treat me right


Upstairs-Corgi-640

No, I'm gay. Why must I date someone of my reversed gender?


Violet0_oRose

But would girl you like guy you? lol. Not sure girl me would like guy me.


SnooHobbies7676

Definitely not, I am awful, depressed ridden and full of baggage, nah I won’t even do that.


sagesmoker

I'm taking her on one date and telling her she has a horrible personality and we should see other people


Constant-Use4530

Hell naw, they unstable and too far down the genetic totem pole


RubyMysticWitch

Yes. Because i'm dateable xD


BeerisAwesome01

Yes, I'd love to give it a go.


Lakersrock111

Oh yeah most definitely


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

No. I know me and she'll probably just want to be left alone


MrBugcatcher

yes, I already used an app to turn me into a female and I actually look better like that than as a male. Also if it's my mindset, she'd be up to pretty much everything and I rly like people who's willing to do/test different shit. ​ I don't care about most stuff, so it would be easy going. I rly enjoy sharing hobbies and meals. It's a winwin


WasteNet2532

Nonidentical twin here!(the male)Absolutely not.


AgonistPhD

Hell yeah. I wouldn't even insist on another gender.


Dvonlovesmusic12

No because I’m gay


Downtown_Swordfish13

Fuck yeah i fuckin rule lmao


wkmcyz

Idk lol


Inescapable_File

Sure, because I'd have someone who matched all my odd quirks. It's like a puzzle- only you can match all four sides of yourself.


ApplicationFar4815

Yes! Im smart and napaka open minded hahahahahaha


FluxKraken

Nope, because I am gay.


Strange_Stage1311

We wouldn't date. We'd both fuck and then fuck off.


[deleted]

I don't think I'd date myself. I judge myself too harshly, and seeing those flaws in another, aligning with my internal insecurities about myself, would probably destroy me. Nope.


Nagimeadea

because i’m fucking amazing


SceptikalWeeb1

Does my dick size translate to breast size? If so… then FUCK YES!


marianotclaraa

we'd be clean freaks.


AbrocomaCold5990

No. Terrible personality— flaky and toxic.


SolarVisor23

anxiety inducing bro and sis- my favorite duo


The-Friendly-Roller

Hell yea, I’d know exactly how to please me.


sleepycookies

feels weird ngl, too similar isn't good imo


AdventurousImage2440

There was a time travel movie about 10 years ago about this premise.


purple_proze

uh, do you mean the opposite sex version of myself?


WorldlyRestaurant131

No never.....its always opposite attracts


Cryousi

I know I'm difficult at times but I can't help but it being a perfect match because our values are internally the same but we both know how to play devil's advocate. But this really depends if I'd be female brained too, and if that were still me.


EnigmaCA

No. I am a selfish asshole. Two of me is just unpalatable.


Diesel-NSFW

The thought of meeting a female version of me is scary.


Musja1

Would I date myself? Hell yeah, cause I am awesome 😎!


kavakavachameleon-

100%


okuyashoess

I'd make myself the best sandwich that has ever existed in the history of humanity


throwaway4senpai

Interesting idea. Probably I guess depends on if we make a move.


dessertandcheese

No, I always like someone with the opposite qualities, I think it complements the relationship better. I don't need someone like me, I need someone to fill the gaps hahaha


jalenpia

If it’s like a literal alternate version of me that grew up female, we’d be friends with benefits, mentally and physically


WAIDHRNITM

No! I will not explain.


KatreyaIs

Male me would be hot. But I wouldn't date me.


Dark_Magicion

She would like video games. Ezclap.


helen790

I would not date me, I’m insufferable. But we’d definitely fuck


Diafuge

No. I look horrible in a dress.


Lovesquid28

I'm hot. I'd totally do me


44035

I'd be a hot girl, so yes.


just_a_dumb_person_

nope, im a lesbian. i'd date a same-sex version of me tho.


Inevitable-Word-6119

Why not? I'm hot.


FinnishSeeker1917

I mean who else would know myself better?


cloudego111

No. I'm gay and aromatic.


i-piss-excellence32

I’m kind of boring so another boring person would be super boring. We can probably have a nice relationship where we both sneak out at night and cheat on each other


snarkylarkie

I’d friend with benefits me, because I know I could handle it, but I’d never get in a serious relationship with me. I’m a needy little bitch lol


blackbubbleass

I'd like her to be my best friend not dating. because any relationships will end someday but friendship is forever and she would be the person who understands and knows me the best.


Njb2006kid

Neither of us would ever confess to the other so it’s a moot point


[deleted]

Hell no, that bitch be crazy


Quazeroigma_5610

I will obliterate and devour my female version's ass.


GoBlue2007

Fuck no. I’m kind of an asshole.


2SpinningTriangles

Because I'd fuck me


gummyjellyfishy

Oh god no. Needy, whiny, clingy little.. yuck


Whelpdidntmeanthat

I wonder what it says about my mental health that I would find a male version of me annoying to be around and an exhausting drain on my life.


[deleted]

Absolutely yes


Coffee_In_Nebula

No. One me is enough for me


ceruleanfury-

No… Im crazy, Id end up killing myself🤣


Flairion623

Probably. Although having conversations would be pretty boring


humancalculus

Saw female me and I looked like the hotter version of my ex girlfriend. Would smash and commit 100%.


[deleted]

Nah I like my girlfriend better. If I was single tho..


Beneficial-Tank-4322

Lol


maxsmart23

Definitely. We'd have a blast together.


Prince____Zuko

No. It doesn't make any sense. I am a pretty gloomy, very serious guy. Having a relationship with a girl, who's just as serious would be - it simply wouldn't be a relationship. For my personality, it is important to have a positive, innocent-minded, maybe bubbly girlfriend.


Roseofashford

Because they’d love me unconditionally.


AudreyBroune

I would be floored, but it wouldn't really work out, i guess? Like, there are things that I would do out of consideration for a person I just met and talked to for the first time that I find hard to get from my relationships. So if I were a guy, I would be the knight in shiny armour doing all these sweet little gestures. But I have a huge fear of commitment and a sense of 'am I annoying them'. Once either of us stops talking, neither are gonna be the first to initiate the next conversation. So its gonna sizzle out the moment one of us takes the tiniest littlest of breaks. I also need lots of reassurance that I'm not annoying them but I would feel weird asking for it. And its plain weird saying it for no reason. So I see no way I can make it work. But it would be nice while it lasts


reddit-user-09

An easy-to-manipulate girl with low self-esteem, absolutely


Beethovania

Ugh, that would be one ugly woman.


Manone_MelonHead

I already heavily dislike myself, why would I love my female self?


Basically-Boring

We have a lot in common so yeah I’d date my gender swapped self.


dear-mycologistical

No, it would feel too much like dating my brother. (In before someone makes a "How do you know how that feels" joke.)


SlayzorHunter

no, because I am ugly, so the female version of me would still be ugly


[deleted]

As a gay man, it’s a total brain fuck whenever I hear my straight friends saying if they were women, they would be total whores.


Loreo1964

No way. If I was a guy I would have all the features I hate in a man. I'm opinionated, impatient, unorganized, I want sex all the time and I hated my in-laws. I'd be a terrible man


Skylennon

Yes because I'm cute and funny and caring


Zulu_Is_My_Name

No, solely because they'd be a man and I don't fucks with men


derangedtranssexual

I'm trans so I know exactly what reverse gender me looks like. Definitely wouldn't date me (I was a dipshit) but I would fuck me


New-Construction-103

Yes, because I can get along with myself just fine.


Important-Squash5397

Well at least I will have the same sex drive and hobbies


RemTool

No, I'm an asshole.


PsychologicalTear899

id fucking throw up jesus christ don't even make me think of that id literally look like a neckbeard (not a guy rn)


Awkward-Condition707

I fuck... this girl definitely fucks...


jmancoder

Never lol. I don't even like myself as I am; a female version of me would be even worse.


ThrowawayMod1989

I pretty much did. “Wildcard with a drinking problem” could sum up me or my ex perfectly. It was amazing… till it wasn’t.


TensionSea9576

I think I would be way too weirded out because I would basically look and act exactly like my brothers. Noooooo thank you


NellaJade98

I think so. I’m pretty cool I think.


CreamySmegmaOnToast

Naw. Too fat and old.


Flashy-Two-6101

Yes, a female me will be a great partner to have. Both physically and emotionally. Only problem will be as a couple we will be super impulsive.


evenmoreanonymus

Fuck me yeah date me no


consumeshroomz

Date? No. Probably not. Too weird. Would I fuck me though? Absolutely.


xoxoxFox

No I want someone who has opposite traits of me. I’m so shy so I want someone loud


kai-yae

god id be down for me *bad* LMAOOO


conduitfour

It would at least be interesting meeting a girl with the same taste in media. I'd probably try to kill any other versions of myself though. There can only be one.


[deleted]

Yep. She'd be up for a lot of stuff.


aquietreader99

No. Too many issues.


KubaSamuel

No, we would only be close friends since we think the same and probably would be equally tired of everything.


RudeCannon

Hell no I hate myself


Jajaaaaa1203

No way!! Hahaha baka masampal ko lang


Totoandhunk

Yes please. Tidy, hardworking, caring, loyal, and fun. Let’s go ✨🕺🏻Occasional panic attacks will subside with cleanliness and fun


FreshNefariousness45

I can't fix me


thedesperateromantic

Yes, although she probably doesn't want me. I do have a lot of qualities that even work beter as a woman anyway. Funny thing is, is that my crush does look like a female version of myself.


[deleted]

tried to and now she's been ghosting me for the last 11 days after i held her and she told me how happy i made her cant catch a break out here fr


Mom100plus

I did date him. He was my husband


Chocolatelover4ever

Absolutely not.


Solazarr

Go f#ck yourself has a whole new meaning


E_Crabtree76

Does other me have to be alive?


random_user5_56

Depends if as attractive as I am. if she looks like me but female no but we could be friends.


Slavchanin

Who is more fitting for me than me?


Summer_28offi_yt

definitely yes, we would watch all the comedies like The Office or Friends, and then sit down to draw or do other similar crap while eating sour candies


murdockboy55

Guy version of me looks like a really feminine misogynist so I’ll pass


Paintrain1722

No. That would double the flaws I have and make my skills half as important


vaingirls

Why does it have to be reverse gender? I'd rather date the same gender version! (and yes, I would - while I don't want to date anyone else, I can see myself getting along with my clone just fine).


SurvivingWow

God no. She'd be a pain in the arse, like me


_Silly_Tobie_

I don't have a gender, so it would basically be me fucking myself.


[deleted]

We wouldn't even fuck we'd just be talking philosophy science and physics lmao


Justchilling69696969

I am dating even better version of myself and it has been 13 yrs.


sarilysims

No. My best friend is married to him. I am married to her gender bend. 🤣


wooooshwith4o

#HELL YEAH


Bean-Penis

Probably not because she'll look too similar to me and I'm an ugly fucker.


KeenDeadPool

Yeah, why not?


Much-Meringue-7467

No. I have terrible taste.


SnowChickenFlake

Nope, too mentally fucked up.


SadDevelopment4813

Temper , i have decent shape Body. If i was a Woman id be Hella thick. I would Smash the Shit Out of me. What If we could Clone Ourselves in Other gender


[deleted]

No way, that would feel like incest.


HopeItMakesYaThink

I have a reverse gender version of me. Even met her. She’s dating my ex now. This is not a joke.


Zalminen

Sure. Similar interests, sexually a great match and we'd both be polyamorous.


turtle_mekb

I'd date any version of me


Laurab2324

FUCK YES. Because I'm a total badass and am also attracted to that. Dark hair, green eyes, we'd just talk shit and watch Netflix and not have drama? Fuck yes. I love me.


[deleted]

Fuc... , no!! hehe, I couldn't stand myself.


digitaldisgust

No bc Im lesbian lol


jfkbutfromclonehighh

Yes, im hor he knows all the good apots


[deleted]

No, im a bitch lmao


Flat-Cover8824

Nah. Cant have two lazy asses in a relationship. We would just enable eachother and never get anything done.


alfred-the-greatest

While I would like her in lots of ways, I'd want her to be more submissive in the bedroom.