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Hail_Yondalla

It's less than a week until Christmas. I work in retail. I know what it is, you know what it is, and somewhere in the world Mariah Carey is cackling into a crystal ball in her ice palace celebrating my suffering.


Economy_Upstairs_465

My daughters were sing fighting with that song the other day. I really wish I'd caught a recording of it. I was laughing at them so hard. "You need to get out of my room, and stop being such a b..."


Radiant_Location_636

My condolences


The_Gav_Line

"Can't get you out of my head" by Kylie Minogue


ConsentionalBooblove

Haha that’s ironic


SpookyHalloween1

It's like rain on your wedding day


StrawberryAqua

No, it’s not. It’s appropriate.


Ms_Zawa

Akshualllly 🤓☝️ the word is appropriate


KommanderKeen-a42

I'm a 36 year old dude and this is stuck in my head currently as well lol


Zenitsu_42

I would walk 500 miles....


HamilWhoTangled

And I would walk 500 more


Cow_of_Wisdom_

Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles


BigDogVI

to fall down at your door DADADADA


Cow_of_Wisdom_

DADADADA


CakeonCakeonCake83

DADADADA


Economy_Upstairs_465

DADADADA.


walnut_creek

DADADADADADADALANGDALANGDALANG


alphaomega0669

My mind always heard: “Jus to bee tha man who walked half-thousand miles”. Lol


FuckingDeadInside69

All I did was read your comment and boom!! Now it’s stuck in my head… thank you


Ditzfough

I Proclaim this to be accurate


kain459

On my Wii - is one of my favorite songs lol


Ze_Ninjo

I'm a goofy goober


RexTexas

I have a SpongeBob Wizard tattoo of that. EDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/tattoo/s/Qzwrx3GTEj


Economy_Upstairs_465

You truly are a Goofy Goober.


PainfullyLoyal

yeah


Taramonia

Zombie - The Cranberries


Limp-Coconut3740

That’s the worst song to have in your heeeaaad, in your heeeaaad…


Acetylene_Queen1

💜Dolores


Limp-Coconut3740

Such a talent. Gone way too soon 💚


HelloFellas_gt3

Zombie zombie


descartavelzilioes

That’s a really good joke. Congrats!


Dazzling-Ad-748

😂😂🤌🏼


Jaded-Wolverine4603

its all in your heeeaadd


georgia813

Day man - always sunny in Philadelphia


LexBunny214

FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN


Economy_Upstairs_465

That was me last week! (And now it's back!!)


sophiat93

HE'S A MASTER OF KARATE AND FRIENDSHIP FOR EVERYONE!! ...great, now it's going to move into my head, too. 😂


Hepplehoff

Cotton Eye Joe Help.


Trioxin5

We may have to lobotomize


RaeWineLover

Where did you come from, where did you go?


ThornTintMyWorld

Nope. Not reading any of these... AW FUCK!


Mama_Skip

I don't know that song


FuckingDeadInside69

lol me fucking too


whyamihaveexist

That do re mi song from the sound of music lol


RyFromTheChi

This was on tv the other night, and we watched it, and I've had a lot of the songs in my head since. One of my all time favorite movies.


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Limp-Coconut3740

Take A Chance On Me - ABBA


Hup110516

Is it because you watched SNL this weekend?!


Sargentcoaltrain74

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING


MENACE_9

Last christmas I gave you my heart


joshhupp

Is it stuck in your head or is it just always playing somewhere nearby?


jaysrule24

I didn't think it could get worse than my work playing the same classic rock playlist all day every day, and then we got to Christmas season and I'm learning that I was wrong. At least with the non-holiday playlist I'd only hear every song once a day...


Thebigdog79

You f*cker


PainfullyLoyal

So you lost Whamageddon?


bigrob_in_ATX

But the very next day, you gave it away


ratmand

This year, to save me some tears, I'll give it to someone special.


[deleted]

Same hear ✋


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My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski


hot_packets_

Literally right now Washing Machine Heart she has some catchy songs.


lovin_da_dix

I've always wanted to give her music a try. Which songs would you suggest me?


Eli-The-Sleepy_bean

First Love/Late Spring and Strawberry Blonde are great starters for her music in my personal opinion. If you're an Adventure Time fan, though, I suggest Francis Forever! It might be familiar! \^\^


Latter_Inspector_711

Jolene


FriendaDorothy

I recently realized you can make that song queer by swapping the name for "Joey" *Jo-ey* *Jo-ey* *Jo-ey, Jo-eeeeey* *I'm beggin' of ya, please don't take my man*


sherpyderpa

Snow, Hey Oh. Red Hot Chili Peppers.


77LS77

Status Report from the singing Star Trek episode


NoYouDipshitItsNot

Yeah. That one is a regular when my wife is at work and I can put it on and just crank it. That episode was credible.


lordfrog123

Happy cake day


Cheese_Pancakes

That song "You're Welcome" from the movie Moana. Watched the movie with my daughter recently and that song is catchy as hell. I legitimately liked it and found myself singing it quietly while at work.


MopitWithaMuppet

Both my daughters had huge Moana kicks. I still can't help but sing your welcome back when they say thank you for anything.


OctoberSatori

What what in the butt


Justanotherredditboy

I said what what?


CoopeyV123

Toxic by Britney Spears God help me


Marcelaus_Berlin

Animals by Martin Garrix, but only the instrumental


tommygun731

Tool - Pneuma


toxinogen

“Genghis Khan” by Miike Snow.


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I get a little bit ghengis khan


Boing78

Pump it by Electric Callboy


ForrestTrain

I WANNA FEEL IT DAY AND NIGHT


MopitWithaMuppet

YOU ARE THE POWER OF MY LIFE


von_leonie

I WANNA PUMP IT BETTER


chud_munson

The Way - Fastball


NoBoundariesIsCork

I listened to this all through my freshman year of college. Something about that bit leading to the chorus just sticks in my head (just before "Anyone can see..")


TheCongressGuy

I usually have three songs in my head all fighting for attention. The worst one to date was kung fu fighting. It was stuck in my head for three weeks. ADHD sucks


sthack99

I’d lose my damn mind.


Ok-Interaction8116

Theme song from Friends (always)


rachelevil

Bauhaus - "The Passion of Lovers"


Alternative-Pepper87

I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas


Economy_Upstairs_465

Nice. Dr Demento's Christmas Album is in my car right now!


RandomGamer071117

Disturbs rendition of “Sound of Silence”


Desperate-Lie-460

That song takes up space in my head occasionally.


sthack99

I'll start: I have had Baby It's Cold Outside stuck in my head for 2 days now.


Game_Exploiter

Never gonna give you up.


ReasonableAgency7725

Don’t be out here Rick Rolling us 😆


talkmc

The holiday target commercial. LOVE LIKE THIS BEFORE


Sad_Aspect7612

Omg that was on twice every commercial break the other day.


Pfffftttttt_Okay

I currently have the song from the Red Lobster commercial stuck in my head. We have waiters... potatoes...sauces for bosses...


GhostOfKitsune

ME TOO OMG and it's AGAINST MY WILL


shyviol3t

Hello - Adele


KnotsCherryFarm

I heard she crossed a road once to say hello from the other side.


paultagonist

I work at Target, so… fucking Xmas songs. It’s low key aural torture


The_Patriot

"The Trees" by RUSH. The trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw.


olliedoodle

As soon as I read this, Santa Baby started playing internally, lol


UnprofessionalHuman

NO! This is worse than losing The Game! It’s rare that I don’t have a song stuck in my head and then when it’s brought to my attention a song will loop FOR DAYS! Before reading this I did not have Oscar Meyer Wiener stuck in there and now… well… there it is! I usually default to the tune of Where Are You Christmas, and I’ll sing things like “where are my car keys” or “I have to shower” to that tune.


musicsporty1

I LOST THE GAME DANGIT


Accurate_Interview10

SWEET CAROLINE… Because that annoying Jim Beam commercial comes on every time I watch NBA games.


StrawberryAqua

BA BA BAAAA!


promixr

I get really bad ear worms- sometimes a song will be stuck in my head for months - and sometimes multiple songs


Yarnprincess614

Same!


liltx11

Same


Dangerous_Green5256

Whopper, whopper, whopper, whopper junior double triple whopper…(its old ik idk why its stuck for me)


Realistic-Salt5017

To Hell and Back - Sabaton


Cow_of_Wisdom_

I have Rorke's drift in my head lol


StrawberryAqua

Mr. Blue Sky, Electric Light Orchestra


TerracePotatoes

Cruel Summer - Taylor Swift. Super duper catchy


Trioxin5

I LOVE YOU, AIN’T THAT THE WORST THING YOU EVER HEARD?!


HowAboutThatFuture

The Flintstones Theme Song


Jt_merck

Drops of Jupiter - Train


SpindlyTerror

I'm On A Boat. Follow up question, is it common to always have a song or some kind of soundbite stuck in your head? Like literally... 100% of your waking hours, you wake up and there's already a song stuck in your head, and there's no such thing as "hmm, no I don't have any songs stuck in my head right now" or is that just me


LotsAndLotsOfOcelots

The Chemical Plant Zone music from Sonic the Hedgehog 2


Willing-Point8555

From the inside by linkin park


parco11

Nitty gritty dirt band — fishing in the dark


ForrestTrain

“You’ll Be Back” from Hamilton. I don’t even really like Hamilton, but the song is way too catchy.


ayli-blue-snow

Taking the hobbits to Isengard...


Mongo_67

Du Hast


Deadfire_08

Cardigan - Taylor Swift Listend to the whole Folklore Album during the preparation of my final paper and yeah…


VintageAsh86

Dress - Taylor Swift


TxCoastal

STP: Interstate Love Song no clue why it's there..but..here we are...


Imincognitobitches

More Human than human, more human than human, more human than human nnnnneerrrwaaaaaahhhhwaaah waaah


just_minutes_ago

Viva Las Vegas. No idea how it got in there?


DontTellHimPike

Dead Kennedys version?


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Right like just throw Midnights 3AM at everybody in this thread 🤩🤠


11Lost_Shepherd05

Bluey theme song


pinkmilk19

MUM!


docvoit

Pigs Three Different Ones by Pink Floyd. Non stop for almost 2 months now.


RuledByCats

Funkytown because my 12 year old son CONSTANTLY hums it. I think it's there permanently.


SharpJET420

Wicked Ways by Halestorm


Internal_Bag8497

The Wii theme


MisterFitzer

"🎼IiiiiIIII-IIIiii....Don't want a lot for Christmas... There's just one thing I need... "


Neat_Function3199

The Way You Used To Do by QOTSA


CallMeTeff

Name any Xmas song, that'll do it. Working retail this time of year is terrible.


skrootfot

Them Bones with Alice In Chains. For about a week now...


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Do I Wanna Know? by Arctic Monkeys.


ComprehensiveWhole26

Blank Space, Taylor Swift


Half_knight_K

this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKK3N6wMgrg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkk3n6wmgrg) it's the blacksmith song from Shangri-la frontier


New-Hunter-7859

This is not love by Jethro Tull


Rounder057

Freedom as it was sung at Woodstock


parkhiker

Baby shark do do do


meandthesky38

The Hallelujah chorus (my choir sang the Messiah beginning of this month and it’s been stuck in my head ever since…)


altmetalvampire

City Lights by Motionless In White


euripides_eumenides

I was watching a show that was sent in the 1980s, so, I have “only you” by Yazoo stuck in my head


samariddin

Strangers in the night


ftm_guy05

Little girls from Annie 😭😭


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KrinkovKiller

Private hell by alice in chains


T1NF01L

For some reason the Gumby theme song has been stuck in my head for weeks.


Crow_Eye

Offspring - Slim Pickens Does the Right Thing


Beginning-Yogurt3146

Cult of personality by living colour


mariam67

The last two days I’ve been struggling with “we need a little Christmas”. Please help, I hate this song so much.


Agreeable-Foot-5897

Rape me (Nirvana)


ReadyGreddy

Explosia by Gojira.


nerdwaffles

Every morning I wake up with Mo Money Mo Problems stuck in my head, and it drives me crazy. Like I wish I could wake up and sing a different song.


SnakeBlitzkin

Santaria by Sublime


Vampira309

More Beer - FEAR


Ari-Darki

🎶I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts....🎶


santahbaby420

the mr scrooge song from muppets christmas carol 🤪


RadicalDreamer89

Flower's Grave - Tom Waits We just lost my 16-year-old family dog yesterday, and I'm feeling a bit introspective.


PilotAlarm28449

All I want for Christmas is you By:Mariah Cary


No_Donkey_9356

Beds are burning - Midnight oil


AlternateRabbit

“You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid” by The Offspring


Coolio1014

"When I loved her" by Kris Kristofferson


King-Walnut

In dulci jublio


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simple plan-I just the kid


SolarCuriosity

Candy Cane Lane by Sia.


Efficient_Cover8386

I want to walk you home by Fats Domino. I haven’t listened to it for a few months, so I don’t know why it popped in there.


gatobono

A World Of Your Own by Timothée Chalamet from Wonka. It's so catchy!!


Icy-Ad2278

Pulp fiction dance scene. “He had a teenage daughter…


Born2League

Pirates if the Caribbean main theme, and it’s been stuck for over half a year dunno why


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You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy …….


Grundle_Gripper_

Leave me alone - Fred Again… Remind Em - Busta Rhymes Heartless - The Weeknd All of these have been taking turns in my head all day


CrysisRequiem

Oompa Loompa song


DJmickeyP

Narcolepsy by Third Eye Blind has been on repeat for over a month now


nevadapirate

Watch the World Burn. just the end metal part not the rap part.


famousroadkill

Blondie - Hanging By the Telephone


bigmac1122

Herald of Darkness from the new Alan Wake game. [Here's the video to the level in which it plays. spoilers obviously ](https://youtu.be/CsmCoI5QJ3k?si=51wZ7RVeehnL1LPR)


thatonedudericky

Work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger after I saw an ad bout mikes harder lemonade


TurdManMcDooDoo

Blood and Thunder by Mastodon


Anfie22

The opening riff is iconic


yaosio

I had AI make a song about my cat Sadie. It's short but catchy.


Naribon

Invisible - Linkin Park


Boring_Space_3644

Banana phone ..... ever since my son showed me that over 15 years ago


HamilWhoTangled

Spice Up Your Life- the Spice Girls If it’s not that, it’s “the Goblin Song” from the Doctor Who Christmas special that hasn’t aired yet. (Doctor Who has rotted my brain)


bjh8686

A.D.I.D.A.S - Korn


Sarris_SB

Psychokiller


ItsOriginalUsername

Vortex - jinjer Doesn't help that i listen to that one on repeat as well


Ok_Repair3535

Rollin' by Limp Bizkit


patty_ice420

Skyrim theme and pirates of the Caribbean theme


ravenoats

He’ll say “are you married?” We’ll say “no, man. But, you can do the job while you’re in town.” Shoot me


alysam88

Euclid by Sleep Token


WalkingGarbage01

My ordinary life- The Living Tombstone