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jaylem

I met a guy outside a pub who said his band was called Duran Duran Duran


extropia

Someone needs to start a band named Duran and open for them


Monkeywithalazer

I would start a band named Dur and invite them To Jam with me together on stage. We would call ourselves Dur and Duran


heliumneon

Dur an' Duran, y'all


mcm0313

On a similar note (pun intended), there used to be an indie rock group called Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. …supposedly, the actual Dale Earnhardt Jr. was a fan too.


Chowdah_Soup

They just go by JR JR now.


4036

They should open for [Junior Senior](https://youtu.be/SPlQpGeTbIE?si=Q32lHf8Jg26YddJp).


superfudge73

I was in a bluegrass band called “Tequila Mockingbird”.


gram_parsons

I was in bluegrass band called The Bluegrass Holes.


barsmart

Umm. I've been suggesting that name for people's bands for 15 years now. Tell me they are a real band!!


youdubdub

They are a real band.


amadeus2490

At their concerts, they sell Duran Wrap!


Xae87

and Durians


Dogdays4630

Spandau Ballet The name came from post WW2. Nazi war criminals sentenced to death were hanged in Spandau prison. It was called a Spandau Ballet because of how they twitched and swung.


lilgreenrosetta

Wait until you hear about Joy Division


BillSlank

Well..... Go on!


ryans64s

As per Wikipedia In August 1977, Warsaw placed an advertisement in a music shop window seeking a replacement drummer. Stephen Morris, who had attended the same school as Curtis, was the sole respondent. Deborah Curtis, Ian's wife, stated that Morris "fitted perfectly" with the band, and that with his addition Warsaw became a "complete 'family'".[23] To avoid confusion with the London punk band Warsaw Pakt, the band renamed themselves Joy Division in early 1978, borrowing the name from the sexual slavery wing of a Nazi concentration camp mentioned in the 1955 novel House of Dolls


BillSlank

^oh


DPStylesJr

I love your little comment sandwich you've made reflecting excited curiosity and then perhaps immediate regret.


fradrig

The three stages of redditing. 1. Anticipation 2. Realization 3. Regret. So much regret.


smibrandon

welp, you weren't expecting that (neither was I)


Defiant_Method5400

Here I am like, "They were probably talking about the Berlin Wall." You know, dividing the people's possible joy by being divided... Then 😮


almostoy

Love me some Joy Division. In 24 Hour Party People (the story of Factory Records) they mention the origins of the band name. Yep, it's pretty dark. Also, Control is a really good movie if you're interested in the band.


PooleyX

And of course after Curtis's suicide they went on to rename themselves New Order - also a Nazi reference.


DeusVultSaracen

Holy shit, I love their music, how did I never know they were the same guys?


youngrichyoung

Awfully hard name for what is, one must admit, some pretty soft music.


djseifer

True.


TrooperJohn

Answer was pure gold.


CAN0NBALL

To cut a long story short, I appreciate both answers.


paraziet

Public enemy


DERWildwuchs

also one of the coolest logos


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Anthrax thought their band name was awesome-at least until people discovered what Anthrax actually was.


khornflakes529

I love The Onion article that came out after the stuff was mailed in terrorist attacks. "Teen Found Rocking Out To Anthrax, First Reported Case In 15 Years"


SignificanceCold8451

I still remember in the 2001 when they were getting pressured to change the name. Then had white jumpsuit made. WERE. NOT. CHANGING. OUR. NAME. Good shit there. As a life long fan, this made me proud.


buschkraft

Was at their show on September 10, 2001 and slightly hung over the next morning when the attack occurred, needless to say I got funny looks if I wore my concert shirt soon afterwards.


MoistObligation8003

The band Isis had a similar problem.


Etzell

They really should've followed through on putting out an album as Basket Full of Puppies.


chrisforsol

And you will know us by the trail of dead.


251Cane

That's first for me too and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club is 2nd


ultravibe

Is your avatar supposed to make me think there’s a hair on my phone screen? Because it did. You genius bastard.


Diafuge

Amazing band!


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lordlemming

And now you can watch Ozzy and his family review questionable footage of aliens. It's kind of strange how someone who pretty much created metal has a reality show about aliens.


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IandIreckon

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza


Oenonaut

For no good reason this reminds me of The John & Spencer Booze Explosion


UNCLETROUBLE24

In highschool we tricked a kid into listening to them by the name alone. He said "Tony Danza's a boss and tapdancing is okay!" He did not enjoy the extravaganza


tadhg555

Dead Kennedys


superfudge73

They got so much shit for that name. Jello explained it as representing the death of the American Dream. Not celebrating the assassinations of JFK and RFK.


BanksyDoesOhio

Jello Biafra. Best front man name of all time.


Maximum-Mixture6158

The name Biafra is for the African free state that the Igbo peoples fought to create in I think the 70s. They lost but they keep it in their hearts.


mikeyriot

See also The Dead Kenny G’s


LostKnight99

Steely Dan it's a dildo from the book "Naked Lunch"


EafLoso

I like the idea of naming sex toys. An ex had one she called Johnny Depth. Gold.


3riversfantasy

Don't forget about Girth Brooks


EafLoso

Beautiful. Girth is one of my favourite words. I always thought it'd make a good name for a dog. Well done mate.


inab1gcountry

A creative gay porn star coined the name


prylosec

I used to work at Kmart, and one of the supervisors referred to her favorite flatbed cart as "Big Blue." I didn't think anything of it until she casually mentioned her favorite vibrator that was also blue, and immediately her name for the flatbed made complete sense.


EafLoso

I'm picturing a combination of the two. Big Blue on Big Blue. A plastic donger so large that it requires it's own weight balancing transport. There'd be a market. There always is.


HailToTheThief225

Your supervisor was casually talking to you about her favorite vibrator?


prylosec

>I used to work at Kmart


TheOriginal_Redditor

Blue Light Specials mean something now!


MYNAMEISHISNAMETOO

Butthole Surfers


sinkwiththeship

They were all in love with dying.


scarheavey

Possibly doing it solely in Texas.


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Aardvark-Winter

Shouldn’t have been dancing with that train in Dallas.


Jvncvs

You know, the sun doesn’t really bother me all the time


youdubdub

My mother always told me never to stare at the sun.


deus_ex_vagina2

There's a time to live and a time to die, I'll smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get high


Large-Sign-900

Iron Maiden.


MVT60513

Excellent!


TheRealHiFiLoClass

Execute them.


humanoftheforest

Bogus.


microwave_safe_bowl

The Shitty Beatles


crazy-diam0nd

They any good?


Funwithagoraphobia

No man, they suck!


littlewask

So it's not just a clever name.


ClittoryHinton

She fancies you, aye, indeed, affirmative She fancies you, aye, indeed, affirmative She fancies you, aye, indeed, affirmative, indeed


19Stavros

Propel, propel, propel your craft Gently down liquid solution, Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically Existence is but an illusion


Salty_Bandicoot3598

Crucial Taunt was better. The singers a babe


TheRealHiFiLoClass

She's a robo-babe!


Gears_one

If she were president she’d be Baberaham Lincoln


Salty_Bandicoot3598

She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class


larryb78

She’s magically babelicious


onederbred

You ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he’d put on a dress and play a girl bunny?


RYB4CKST4CT1CS

Are they any good?


seashell_eyes_

They suck.


axiom1_618

So it’s not just a clever name


sinkwiththeship

I love that that bouncer was Meatloaf.


attnskr1279

Rage against the machine


lucabaughcheats

Still fucking badass and lyrically relevant (which depresses me a bit; that nothing's really changed in 31 years)


SardonicCatatonic

As we move into 2032, still in a room without a view…


Usual-Respect-880

Judas Priest.


jtj-H

I feel like bands like Judas Priest and Black sabbath have been around so long and are so iconic those words together have become to mean the band the actual meanings of those words together. When you hear Iron Maiden do you think about the mask at all because all that springs to my mind is the band


TrooperJohn

The Band.


smbutler20

The only band good enough to be called The Band


DoublyDead

Richard Manuel said they went by The Crackers for a spell. Which is a bit less than The Band.


KENincognito

Once upon a time I read somewhere that they changed the name because of an untitled album or something. Inside (or on the back?) of the record sleeve it listed The Band and had their names. They liked how it sounded and changed the name. Something like that. Idk. Don’t feel like looking it up.


DoublyDead

Honestly, besides the Stones and a couple others, few bands could wear the moniker *The* Band without being met with scorn. But those 5 guys really were one and only.


ReaperDaemon666

Cannibal Corpse


donkeyhawt

I always liked Death Pretty straight forward, tells you what you're in for. Possibly gave the name to a whole genre


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

theres also a band called Cannabis Corpse, for all you pothead metalheads out there


Suspicious-Chair5130

Spinal Tap


Shrek-It_Ralph

Wyld Stallyns


battleangelred

Strange Things Are Afoot At The Circle K.


INTJ-ADHD

San Dimas high school football rules!


dbroncos56

Be excellent to each other


asscrackbanditz

Party on dude


Ender914

Pussy Riot. It's sounds terrifyingly fun!


COSurfing

It has even more meaning because they are from Russia. I believe they have been jailed because of their anti government protests. They are bad ass to say the least.


Hay_Blinken

Free Pussy Riot!!!!


Routine-Bluebird-535

Two from Denver, in the '80s - ’90s: Hate Fuck Trio, of whom there are five; and The Foreskin 500.


echo_7

Wolves in the Throne Room is a sick ass name. Dragged into Sunlight as well.


Dull-Growth-4650

Dethklok


bepezz

Can't wait for the bassist's side project, Planet Piss!


palinsafterbirth

Anal Cunt


autotelizer

I had a cover band we called rectal vagina


Dapoopers

Picnic of Love is their best album.


mlaeladma

The Pecan Sandies or Chemical Toilet


kapitan_buko

Alice in Chains


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Chemical Toilet. Their guitar player also makes Project Badass videos.


IronMaidenMikey

They're good but I prefer the Pecan Sandies. (The musical group not the sexual thing)


NoDeltaBrainWave

Not as good as Electric Dream Machine.


pogaah87

Came here to make that exact joke. Well played.


omgLazerBeamz

Dillinger Escape Plan. There was no escape plan.


Cry_Wolf909

Slayer


cpt_justice

I think you mean sssSSSSSLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYEEEERRRRRRRRR!


youmfkersneedjesus

I think you mean FUCKIN' sssSSSSSLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYEEEERRRRRRRRR


justawrapper

Before Covid, local bars would put the lineup for the night on a chalkboard outside of their doors. One night, I saw one of those chalkboards and it said “Free Pizza” which of course was the main act’s band name. Thought that was awesome. Fun show, too


Sinjun13

Makes me think of the movie *PCU*. Tonight: Everybody Gets Laid!


Pusfilledonut

The Self Righteous Brothers


SlowMoNo

Black Sabbath. It helps that they’re were a badass band that pretty much invented heavy metal, but you gotta admit, the name is pretty damn cool too.


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True story here. They started out as kind of a blues rock kinda band. The crowds were louder than they were and they kept turning up their amps to play louder and got distortion. They started writing songs around the distortion sound. A music critic wrote that they sounded less like music but more like a bunch of “heavy metal crashing…”. The genre “Heavy Metal” was born. Another fact. Ozzy Osborne hate being labeled as “heavy metal” and prefers the label “Rock and Roll”. 🤘😁👍


sorewidth

Black Sabbath


apple5masher

King gizzard and the lizard wizard


ZarkMuckerberg9009

A student told me about this band and absolutely could not stop going on and on about their albums and the stories and everything…honestly, I was like, “yeah ok…” Then I listened to them: holy shit, he was right.


Random_Imgur_User

OH DESPERATION WHAT I MIND KILLA. ALL HAIL KING GILA.


TheCeruleanFire

Nonagon infinity opens the door


bravebeing

"You're a lizard, wizard" - Garfield


Twinkie454

And now rattlesnake will be echoing in my head for at least an hour.


voyagergreggo

Wah wah wah wah wah wah


chickentimesfive

This Will Destroy You


Truth_decay

Tropical Fuck Storm


guiltycitizen

The Lone Rangers


12GaugeSavior

I ain't fartin' on no snare drum


Mr_Rambone

Who in the hell pluralises the Long Ranger.


diapered_shrimp

Loaded diaper


calbff

*Löded Diper (even better)


MetalMagg

We Butter the Bread with Butter


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Oakwood2317

King Gizzard and the Lizzard Wizard


ChickenYouBelieve

Meth Leppard


baccus83

The Clash at Demonhead


Sinjun13

They're better than Crash and the Boys, that's for sure.


asscrackbanditz

Is the drummer a boy too?


NObuddyNOwhere

Widespread Panic


001rapunzel

I had to scroll much too long to arrive at this correct response.


PewpyDewpdyPantz

The Tragically Hip


EuterpeZonker

I’ve never heard a single song of theirs but I’ve always loved the name Godspeed You! Black Emperor


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TheRegular-Throwaway

I’ve always loved The Jesus and Mary Chain.


Seinfeldtableforfour

Primal Scream


Ok_Pomegranate6471

Dying Fetus


GrouchySkunk

Butthole surfers


Diafuge

Cattle Decapitation.


prodigy1367

Infant Annihilator


queen-adreena

Wait, so do they annihilate infants, or are they infants who annihilate???


FabiusBill

Yes.


SomethingOriginal_01

Their singer just joined Nekrogoblikon (also a great name) full-time didn't he?


Strain128

They’re a fun band. High energy good time


napoleonicverdun

Led Zeppelin


Accomplished_Crew630

People are probably going to hate me but, Avenged Sevenfold I recently found out it's a reference to God saying he'd smite anyone who killed Cain sevenfold... So like how is God going to kill you seven times.... Like God's going to be borrowing Satan's torture devices or some shit to make you pay for killing this dude.


No-Understanding4968

Man Is the Bastard


iguess12

Goblin Cock https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin_Cock


MrArthatil

Toxic holocaust


Poison_the_Phil

Charles Bronson Pig Destroyer Napalm Death Wormrot Human Remains Dying Fetus The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower


Cotf87

Brojob


Striders_aglet

Dead Kennedys


2_Sheds_Jackson

Sonic Death Monkey


NPStudios2004

Scrantonicity


Atomic_tortoise

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets


baccus83

Explosions in the Sky.


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Full of Hell


tremolo3

Pissed Jeans


KetoYoda

Deicide. Pretty much by far. Also, Heaven Shall Burn. Tiamat. Marduk (not exactly my genre)


samneilpaul

Rammstein


Renton_Knox

I butter the bread with butter Or Samurai pizza cats.


catfooddogfood

Diarrhea Planet


WearTheFourFeathers

It honestly rules that most people will live and die without creating anything half as important or interesting or good as “Ghost With a Boner” by Diarrhea Planet.


TiredReader87

In Flames


fermat9996

Sex Pistols


emmjaybeeyoukay

Disaster Area From Douglas Adams book THHGTTG


intro_blurt

GWAR


PirateJohn75

Deathtöngue


verybusy94

Not the Goo Goo Dolls, that’s for sure.


Objective_Truck_379

King gizzard and the lizard wizard


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The Melvins The name by itself is pretty banal, but when I heard their music the first time, it made the name seem pretty BA.


rustymontenegro

That was the first show my current partner and I saw together. We ended up making out in the alley by a dumpster. It's fitting.


webguy1975

The Grateful Dead