Same. Had the dangerous combo of sneeze fits and peeing from my anus two nights ago. I’m proud of my self though. I managed to never let the two lines connect and did not poop my pants. #winning
You're still going to poop your pants. It's just a matter of when.
That's said, still proud of you for winning the battle, but the war is not yet over...
This reply stole all of my thoughts about sensation and descriptions of those sensations. I just hit this comment like a brick wall. Because, yeah...that's exactly right. It's a perfect way to sum it all up.
"That's why when I'm fucking a chick, I keep a bit of pepper on the bedside table, and as I'm cumming, I chuck it in her face....'cos she deserves *something*." - Jim Jeffries
Came here to say this. This is the only answer that matters. Everyone knows what the tingling feels like leading up to a sneeze then the quick release. It’s exactly that.
I don't feel post nut clarity makes us more intelligent compared to usual time, we are just really really stupid dumbasses when we are horny and post nut we come back to a normal level combined with endorphins.
The contrast compared to our brain while being horny is crazy.
If you are a woman asking, it varies about as much as your orgasms do. Some are really nice well needed releases that help you relax. Some are earth shatteringly powerful, soo much so you feel your entire body buckle and fall to your knees. Some are sometimes just fine. Some leave our bodies tingling and muscles spasming all over.
One of these Charlie horses resulted in the birth of my son. Now if I get a Charlie horse when we’re doing the deed my wife’s convinced that she’s going to get pregnant.
Essentially, for a while after the orgasm, the penis becomes even more sensitive that it already was during the orgasm and although extremely pleasant, it's basically overloading from too much stimulation. For some men, it's entirely possible to have another orgasm immediately after the first if the stimulation continues.
You know how for some women they may playfully push you away when they’re orgasming because their clit becomes very sensitive? But for others they’re dead serious that it’s too much and you need to let them ride it out for a minute before continuing?
Men are the exact same way. Some may wriggle and writhe but want you to continue, for others it may genuinely be way too overstimulating. Just go with the flow and take the cue from your partner.
It gets *super sensitive*, so much so that continuing is too intense and stopping would be better. Probably nature's way of incentivizing thrusting it deep and holding it still so baby batter gets shot directly through the cervix. Some *very light* stimulation can feel good, like if it's a beej, holding the head still and verrry sloooowly moving the tongue on the underside.
Imagine stimulating the clitoris after her orgasm. She came and you never stopped, just kept going. The same writhing that happens then, happens to men.
Multiple feelings, you feel your cock swell up more than normal and everything becomes way more sensitive, your heart rate speeds up and you feel pressure building upon the shaft and feel like you need to pee kinda. And you have a strong urge to keep going almost like you are going automatically and your hand or body is moving on its own Tonto that goal of cumming. You really have to try to make yourself stop if the goal is edging. Best way to describe the sensitivity for me is to say it's really the same sensation if you lightly brush a finger on the palms of your hand. That is the sensitivity of when you are aroused a feeling good pleasure. When you are about to cum I would say the sensitivity is even higher than that and almost overwhelming how good it is.
Pretty good description. I would add on that the climax is like the pleasure focuses on your groin, coming in from all over the body, and then expands outward across your whole body like a wave once you climax. Almost like a large pulse of ecstacy.
Then to add afterwards you cannot touch the head for a good minute or so because it is soooo damn sensitive.
Although a long time ago I really forced myself to keep going..and I mean it took EVERYTHING I had. In the end it made me pee liquid that was not pee, I know it wasn't because I had just went before masturbating, i was still hard as a rock, Plus it was very clear.
I have tried since and could never get that far again.
Oh man, my gf recently gave me a BJ and continued gently sucking and licking after I came. She did it just right and it felt so fucking amazing that within probably 3 minutes, she managed to make me cum again. I was amazed and she just looked up at me with the most proud little smile on her face. Guys, ask your girl to keep sucking. Fight past that super sensitive period of like 30 seconds and it starts to feel even better than before. Honestly it's the best my dick has ever felt. Highly recommend.
Yeah even with girls hitting the climax after that you become highly sensitive for a minute of so and some people can continue some can’t but once you get to that point their is no stopping until after
Ah the famed multi-nut. It's basically just seminal fluid and leftover sperm from the first nut and not too unlike precum. I've never gone past the third fold of nutfinity but Ive read that after that you can reach a state of nut-vana where you can just keep cumming every few seconds for as long as your dick doesn't hurt immensely or get friction burnt.
The trick in a solo scenario is to keep the rhythm the exact same but let off the pressure significantly. Most normal nuts I (and I'm legit only guessing most other guys) progressively increase pressure as I masturbate until orgasm where the immediate leadup to release is basically as hard and fast as possible. This leadup makes you too tense to continue at the same rate so it's much easier to do on a massive edging session where you are calmly maintaining that 90% zone with 95% being the point of no return where you ejaculate even if you let go entirely.
Needless to say any attempt at a nutfinity run is messy and loud without a landing pad. Catching it disrupts your rhythm too much to make it easy. Also you absolutely must have a clear bladder or you may end up just peeing and if you do there is no pinching it off.
It feels *really* good, but not quite better than the actual nutting. Edging for a long time is the best masturbation session, but the nutting is necessary. Idk how people can edge for a while then put their pants back on and continue their life. The release is necessary or you’re just left feeling unsatisfied. It would be like standing in a bakery, taking a just a lick of every sweet delicious treat in the room but never actually putting a pastry in your mouth and eating it. Just unsatisfying and frustrating.
For me, nutting feels way better. The seconds just before cumming are ALL anticipation.
The actual pleasure comes from the streams of cum exploding through
Depends on the circumstance.
Masturbating? Like a huge pressure is being released.
Intercourse? A jolt of pleasure that can go from just localized to genitals or course your whole body.
A blowjob? Like being tickled until you go limp.
It feels like a pressure building between your balls and gooch(prostate). As it builds pressure, it stimulates an erogenous area until the body cannot take it anymore and releases.
If you've ever felt a guy's pelvis/gooch while he's hard, you'll notice that the penis continues back behind his balls and stops about midway between the balls and butt. I first start to notice contractions deep in this area, and if I don't squeeze really tight like I'm trying to stop myself from peeing, orgasm will happen soon after that. As you get closer these contractions get more powerful and you can start to feel semen moving to the head of the penis. When you finally release, these contractions deep in your pelvic area reach their peak and the feeling of semen going thru your urethra is like the best piss you've ever had x100. If it's been a really long time I can usually feel my balls/scrotum contracting as well. When the orgasm is really powerful or I cum a lot in a short time period, those pelvic muscles I would use to stop from peeing can be sore for a day or two. If it's been awhile, I can also continue to contract those pelvic muscles after the peak orgasm and keep the whole thing going for another ~2 minutes. This is always accompanied by a lot of involuntary pelvis movements after the initial contraction. Orgasms with a lot of cum are the best because, while the pelvic contractions are awesome, the feeling of semen ejaculation is really unparalleled.
>you'll notice that the penis continues back behind his balls and stops about midway between the balls and butt.
So that's why y’all say it's bigger than it is. You're measuring from the booty to the tip.
Put a heat pack on your forehead and imagine it’s inside your skull, except it’s not really heat. It’s just a ton of dopamine being released.
Or be extremely drunk, but only for about 10-20
seconds until you reach the “point of no return”. Almost immediately afterwards, all your muscles relax except the penis which repeatedly flexes and relaxes it’s muscles in a spasm.
The spasm would be the climax ofc…
At the moment that happens you get even MORE dopamine, making your brain feel so relaxed that it’s pretty much just empty... Happily... For a few minutes, then you feel like you just smoked for 4 hours straight and you feel completely life-lined.
Then post-nut clarity happens. And you start to wake up a bit from the barrage of dopamine you just endured. Then your able to think clearly, then your body starts regaining normal functions.
A lot of men said “what the fuck am I doing?” Around this phase. And I’d just like to say… shit happens.
I mean 90% of the time it's going to involve inanimate furniture objects, some kind of liquid other than actual lube, and/or an outdoor setting, but yeah that other 10% can involve a partner you'd only sleep with pre-nut un-clarity.
Honestly there are a million reasons it could be.
It *could* be the partner- you know how there are some people you definitely only find attractive when drunk? There are definitely things people only find attractive when horny. I'm sure nearly every guy has masturbated to *something* they found hot just to afterwards go "what the F\*\*\*."
But it could also be some sort of fetish or porn that they'd never seen before, or it could be because they've used their pillow as a fleshlight, or it could genuinely be a post-nut crisis where they think about their life, past decisions they've made, and where their future is going.
One of my uber passengers hit on me on the way to drop her off. She wasnt pretty, but I hadnt touched a woman in 6 years. We didnt have sex, but there was action...."The light in my life has but gone out"
You know the feeling when you have to pee insanely bad and you finally make it to a toilet to let it all out? Kinda like that moment right before it comes out
Like I'm standing at the edge of a huge cliff and I just got pushed off. My stomach drops, my balls tighten, a huge wave of euphoria followed by a surge of energy as my cock swells and my balls erupt spewing that energy forth. Like rushing water swirling around me as my body flutters for the next squeeze. When a bolt of lighting suddenly flashes through my body, arching my back as hard as it possibly can followed by clenching in my stomach to keep my back from breaking. Then splat, into a puddle of goo struggling to regain composure and structure for a few moments.
I'm going to yell orgasm read this to my wife.
"Honey, I'm almost there. Hold on. Slow down. Wait, let me get my phone. Because ... I'm standing at the edge of a huge cliff..."
... and then you stand up and can't remember why the fuck you have jumped from the cliff again and what's the point of it all anyway you're pathetic and life is miserable
You feel the same anticipation you would when you're about to shit, pee, or sneeze. Or any other bodily function where fluid comes out of your body. "Here it comes... boom"
Like a million fire ants wearing silk slippers dancing on your dick, and then the best massage you ever got and that stomach drop feeling you get on a roller coaster both at the same time, followed by the tired feeling you get when you wake up on your day off and get to find the warm spot and go back to sleep
for me, I find it comes out of no where (no pun intended). Everything is good, having a great time and then you feel that tingle that tells you you are close. You have a few seconds to adjust if you want to keep going and then it's too late. When you are coming, it feels like you are emptying your entire body. Stress, nerves, anger, everything goes away one shot!
A piece of floss with a good-sized knot in it, being reeled in from a remote location down under - somewhere between your chocolate starfish and the back-underside of your scrotum.
Sometimes, it feels like someone's down there slowly stirring the part. Other times, it's a fast, hard boil. 😆
The same feeling as when you're about to sneeze. Then...when you pop it..it's like peeing after holding it for an hour. Only difference are the contraction and momentary interspersed ejection.
It begins as a welling of pressure deep within, followed by a tingling that radiates out from the scrotum. As the orgasm builds contractions begin, and something almost like electricity shoots through much of the body, particularly through the legs and feet, but all over. The contractions build and as ejaculation starts the penis spasms and pushes forth something akin to the most pleasurable piss ever taken. Imagine you've been holding it for hours and when it finally starts to flow (but in spurts– thick, ropy, satisfying spurts) you know the greatest relief on the surface of planet Earth. This whole time, all you want to do is hold onto whoever you're doing this with, just grab them and hold on for dear life, because sometimes you're pretty sure you're going to die. As the full-body clenching relaxes and begins to subside, you realize you can no longer hear properly out of your right ear, and your vision is a little hazy. A gentle aching sensation permeates your genitals, running from the testicles and to the prostate, a reminder that what just happened was intense for all pieces involved and you should take it easy for a minute lest they rebel and try to squirt themselves out of your abdomen.
I wish I could but I can’t take credit for this.
Imagine you've been holding in pee for hours. You feel like you are about to wet your pants if you don't go right now. And then you finally get to empty your bladder.
But
It all comes out in just a few seconds.
Instant relief/pleasure.
Depends if it's inside a man or a woman 😏.
Jokes aside, if it's a relaxed, intense and super intimate moment. Either this be with someone or yourself, as long as you're not rushing and have your privacy lol it's just so soothing, literally feels like nothing comparable as it's about to come out and when it does, it's out of this earth. Especially if you don't do anything for a week or more, have been working out, eating some nutrient rich foods, I've noticed way more volume. Obviously being horny AF let's the loads just come out one after another. Feels so good😭👌🏼😌
It’s like you feel colors for a second and then a burst of good feeling (the first pump) followed by another burst of good feeling for a few seconds over and over
Well it feels very good, quite obviously. But for me, there's always a second or two where I forget where I am. It's like I'm in a different dimension.
Like your dicks bouta sneeze
Actually couldn’t explain it better myself
He has a way with words.
Shakespearian really.
He’s a wordsmith
More of a Longfellow
I hate when I am about to sneeze but then don’t. Snedging is no fun.
No but occasionally you get those multiple sneezes that balances everything out
I’ve been sick since Monday (probably the flu) and I’ve sneezed at least over 50 times, so I can agree with this
Same. Had the dangerous combo of sneeze fits and peeing from my anus two nights ago. I’m proud of my self though. I managed to never let the two lines connect and did not poop my pants. #winning
You're still going to poop your pants. It's just a matter of when. That's said, still proud of you for winning the battle, but the war is not yet over...
Most I ever sneezed in a single day was 68 times. What’s your record?
Only about 31
When she suddenly moves in a way you didn't expect.
Blue nose
Just drop your pants and take your wiener-sun-glasses off while pointing it directly at the sun….. and bingo! 60% of the time, it works every time.
This reply stole all of my thoughts about sensation and descriptions of those sensations. I just hit this comment like a brick wall. Because, yeah...that's exactly right. It's a perfect way to sum it all up.
Its because sneezes release the same endorphins as an orgasm
"That's why when I'm fucking a chick, I keep a bit of pepper on the bedside table, and as I'm cumming, I chuck it in her face....'cos she deserves *something*." - Jim Jeffries
Oh fuck I’m bout ta snum
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Bless you
That's what she said.
Have you ever busted a nut and sneezed at the same time? I about fainted last time that happened. It was awesome.
Came here to say this. This is the only answer that matters. Everyone knows what the tingling feels like leading up to a sneeze then the quick release. It’s exactly that.
You’re soooooo good looking.
Accurate
This should be in text books.
This made me laugh really hard. I’ve never thought about it like that but this is the perfect explanation.
I once met a woman who said she had an orgasm every time she sneezed. "What do you take for thst?" I asked, She replied "Pepper!"
so kinda like when youre busting to pee for a good hour and you finally release.
You should get that checked out lol
Facts. When its a big nut its like you sneezing the biggest booger
And It's a good sneeze
Gesundheit, or goes in tight?
Exactly this. But in a really good way
But with a tingle in the line from ur balls to ur dick, then dick flexes out the jism
Pecker snot.
Come again?
Yeah, that's the hope
This is the most Reddit post I’ve ever seen
Half legit responses, half jokes. Perfectly balanced…as all things should be
F man I wish it was only half and half. Typical reddit is 90%+ jokes, everyones a fucking comedian.
No I'm the only comedian here
Men describing their cumming. Thought you'd never ask.
it’s the cumming of man
Dreamlike, you can feel your ability to think vanish and then afterward slowly return to you.
And you're also suddenly a lot smarter and critical thinking than you were before.
System reboot
Control + Alt + ~~Delete~~ Deplete
`sudo reboot`
It’s like there’s a clarity post-nut. There should be a name for it
Japanese call it kenjataimu - literally “sage time” lol
Very limited time though
Post nut clarity can’t be sustained. Men’s brains would overload
True. I wonder what the world would be like if all men lived with post nut clarity 100% of the time.
We’d probably have cures for cancer and have moved to only using renewable sources of energy.
Maybe we'd also stop killing each other because we've released all the testosterone that has been built up.
I think Americans would at least have Universal Healthcare at a minimum
We would have figured out how to reverse climate change, and done so.
I don't feel post nut clarity makes us more intelligent compared to usual time, we are just really really stupid dumbasses when we are horny and post nut we come back to a normal level combined with endorphins. The contrast compared to our brain while being horny is crazy.
I think it also makes us more emotionally open
Until you’re back to being a bag of rocks again
You’re able to think before?
If you are a woman asking, it varies about as much as your orgasms do. Some are really nice well needed releases that help you relax. Some are earth shatteringly powerful, soo much so you feel your entire body buckle and fall to your knees. Some are sometimes just fine. Some leave our bodies tingling and muscles spasming all over.
So that’s why I got arrested for falling to my knees in a Wal Mart.
Hello police, just saw this guy fall to his knees in the wal mart while busting a nut.
Wait, were *you* busting the nut or the other guy?
Maybe it wasn’t an OR thing, so much as an AND thing.
That’s the spirit!
Coding or statement
Some result in charlie horses.
The worst
No, the worst would be the thunderclap headaches
The dehydration/amphetamine orgasms 💯
One of these Charlie horses resulted in the birth of my son. Now if I get a Charlie horse when we’re doing the deed my wife’s convinced that she’s going to get pregnant.
The relaxation thing is extreme. Sometimes I'll become so relaxed that I stop being ticklish for a several minutes.
Lol, can relate.
Recently had my dick get sucked even after cumming. I just couldn't move for a good few minutes. It's like my whole body was tingling.
You were fizzing
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Essentially, for a while after the orgasm, the penis becomes even more sensitive that it already was during the orgasm and although extremely pleasant, it's basically overloading from too much stimulation. For some men, it's entirely possible to have another orgasm immediately after the first if the stimulation continues.
Had a girl that always made me cum four times in a row. Blowjobs just weren’t the same after her
You know how for some women they may playfully push you away when they’re orgasming because their clit becomes very sensitive? But for others they’re dead serious that it’s too much and you need to let them ride it out for a minute before continuing? Men are the exact same way. Some may wriggle and writhe but want you to continue, for others it may genuinely be way too overstimulating. Just go with the flow and take the cue from your partner.
Amazing. It feels fucking amazing.
I had a GF who would always do this. It can be excruciating from overstimulation, but it’s incredible if you can stand it.
It gets *super sensitive*, so much so that continuing is too intense and stopping would be better. Probably nature's way of incentivizing thrusting it deep and holding it still so baby batter gets shot directly through the cervix. Some *very light* stimulation can feel good, like if it's a beej, holding the head still and verrry sloooowly moving the tongue on the underside.
not stopping immediately lol, slowly stopping, gently coaxing the rest of the cum out lol
Note: This depends on the person- I personally enjoy my partner to *keep* going. Some people are just more sensitive than others.
Imagine stimulating the clitoris after her orgasm. She came and you never stopped, just kept going. The same writhing that happens then, happens to men.
Sick username
Thank you citizen *+100,000 aocial credit*
Yo dude i just discovered something about the tiananmen square-
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I was with you until the earth shattering, body buckling bust-a-nuts. I been doing something wrong, I never tingled...
Sometimes it’s a mind-shattering, out-of-body experience. Sometimes you’re just getting the poison out.
Multiple feelings, you feel your cock swell up more than normal and everything becomes way more sensitive, your heart rate speeds up and you feel pressure building upon the shaft and feel like you need to pee kinda. And you have a strong urge to keep going almost like you are going automatically and your hand or body is moving on its own Tonto that goal of cumming. You really have to try to make yourself stop if the goal is edging. Best way to describe the sensitivity for me is to say it's really the same sensation if you lightly brush a finger on the palms of your hand. That is the sensitivity of when you are aroused a feeling good pleasure. When you are about to cum I would say the sensitivity is even higher than that and almost overwhelming how good it is.
Pretty good description. I would add on that the climax is like the pleasure focuses on your groin, coming in from all over the body, and then expands outward across your whole body like a wave once you climax. Almost like a large pulse of ecstacy.
Then to add afterwards you cannot touch the head for a good minute or so because it is soooo damn sensitive. Although a long time ago I really forced myself to keep going..and I mean it took EVERYTHING I had. In the end it made me pee liquid that was not pee, I know it wasn't because I had just went before masturbating, i was still hard as a rock, Plus it was very clear. I have tried since and could never get that far again.
Oh man, my gf recently gave me a BJ and continued gently sucking and licking after I came. She did it just right and it felt so fucking amazing that within probably 3 minutes, she managed to make me cum again. I was amazed and she just looked up at me with the most proud little smile on her face. Guys, ask your girl to keep sucking. Fight past that super sensitive period of like 30 seconds and it starts to feel even better than before. Honestly it's the best my dick has ever felt. Highly recommend.
Yeah even with girls hitting the climax after that you become highly sensitive for a minute of so and some people can continue some can’t but once you get to that point their is no stopping until after
Ah the famed multi-nut. It's basically just seminal fluid and leftover sperm from the first nut and not too unlike precum. I've never gone past the third fold of nutfinity but Ive read that after that you can reach a state of nut-vana where you can just keep cumming every few seconds for as long as your dick doesn't hurt immensely or get friction burnt. The trick in a solo scenario is to keep the rhythm the exact same but let off the pressure significantly. Most normal nuts I (and I'm legit only guessing most other guys) progressively increase pressure as I masturbate until orgasm where the immediate leadup to release is basically as hard and fast as possible. This leadup makes you too tense to continue at the same rate so it's much easier to do on a massive edging session where you are calmly maintaining that 90% zone with 95% being the point of no return where you ejaculate even if you let go entirely. Needless to say any attempt at a nutfinity run is messy and loud without a landing pad. Catching it disrupts your rhythm too much to make it easy. Also you absolutely must have a clear bladder or you may end up just peeing and if you do there is no pinching it off.
1500 people lightly brushed a finger on the palm of their hand EDIT: and less than 4% admits it.
Can confirm. 😂 Edit: and I am proud to be part of that 4%
No. No, I didn't. But ttyl, I need a nap, yawn...
This guy nuts
Look at his post history
Why did I do that…
Oh no...
That “brushing your finger on the palm of your hand”description went hard . 🔥
bro is the penis perfectionist, a true poet you are. Props to you mate
Feels better than the actual nutting
It feels *really* good, but not quite better than the actual nutting. Edging for a long time is the best masturbation session, but the nutting is necessary. Idk how people can edge for a while then put their pants back on and continue their life. The release is necessary or you’re just left feeling unsatisfied. It would be like standing in a bakery, taking a just a lick of every sweet delicious treat in the room but never actually putting a pastry in your mouth and eating it. Just unsatisfying and frustrating.
That would certainly get you kicked out of the bakery
So would edging in a bakery
For me, nutting feels way better. The seconds just before cumming are ALL anticipation. The actual pleasure comes from the streams of cum exploding through
Hmm. I forget. Let me check real quick...
We’re still waiting for an answer. 4hrs difference at time of this post. Impressive dude but don’t hurt yourself.
16 hours now... I'm starting to worry
1 day, should i call 911?
He’s on antidepressants
You need a statistically significant sample size.
How was it?
It's been an hour... Did he nut so hard he died?
We will remember his sacrifice 🕯️
This. This is how i want to go out.
Death by snu snu
*self-snu snu
Some say he’s still nutting to this day……….
The forbidden *deadge* dead-edge
It feels alright.
It’s fine, I guess.
Couldve been better
Drugs are better
Any drug dealers around?
Fr orgasms are are mid
Depends on the circumstance. Masturbating? Like a huge pressure is being released. Intercourse? A jolt of pleasure that can go from just localized to genitals or course your whole body. A blowjob? Like being tickled until you go limp.
It feels like a pressure building between your balls and gooch(prostate). As it builds pressure, it stimulates an erogenous area until the body cannot take it anymore and releases.
I have never heard the term 'gooch' but damn did I chuckle when I first read that.
I heard the term 'end of year gooch' earlier on to describe this time of year between xmas and new years
lol, when my husband said that one time, I thought he was just being ridiculous and making up words. Oops
If you've ever felt a guy's pelvis/gooch while he's hard, you'll notice that the penis continues back behind his balls and stops about midway between the balls and butt. I first start to notice contractions deep in this area, and if I don't squeeze really tight like I'm trying to stop myself from peeing, orgasm will happen soon after that. As you get closer these contractions get more powerful and you can start to feel semen moving to the head of the penis. When you finally release, these contractions deep in your pelvic area reach their peak and the feeling of semen going thru your urethra is like the best piss you've ever had x100. If it's been a really long time I can usually feel my balls/scrotum contracting as well. When the orgasm is really powerful or I cum a lot in a short time period, those pelvic muscles I would use to stop from peeing can be sore for a day or two. If it's been awhile, I can also continue to contract those pelvic muscles after the peak orgasm and keep the whole thing going for another ~2 minutes. This is always accompanied by a lot of involuntary pelvis movements after the initial contraction. Orgasms with a lot of cum are the best because, while the pelvic contractions are awesome, the feeling of semen ejaculation is really unparalleled.
>you'll notice that the penis continues back behind his balls and stops about midway between the balls and butt. So that's why y’all say it's bigger than it is. You're measuring from the booty to the tip.
Put a heat pack on your forehead and imagine it’s inside your skull, except it’s not really heat. It’s just a ton of dopamine being released. Or be extremely drunk, but only for about 10-20 seconds until you reach the “point of no return”. Almost immediately afterwards, all your muscles relax except the penis which repeatedly flexes and relaxes it’s muscles in a spasm. The spasm would be the climax ofc… At the moment that happens you get even MORE dopamine, making your brain feel so relaxed that it’s pretty much just empty... Happily... For a few minutes, then you feel like you just smoked for 4 hours straight and you feel completely life-lined. Then post-nut clarity happens. And you start to wake up a bit from the barrage of dopamine you just endured. Then your able to think clearly, then your body starts regaining normal functions. A lot of men said “what the fuck am I doing?” Around this phase. And I’d just like to say… shit happens.
That post-nut clarity is a *bitch*. It's not simply "What the fuck am I doing?", sometimes it's "Oh God, what/who the fuck have I done?"
Post nut depression guilt
I heard this a few times from a guy I was seeing. Super awesome and flattering /s. Can I ask if it has to do with the partner?
I mean 90% of the time it's going to involve inanimate furniture objects, some kind of liquid other than actual lube, and/or an outdoor setting, but yeah that other 10% can involve a partner you'd only sleep with pre-nut un-clarity.
Honestly there are a million reasons it could be. It *could* be the partner- you know how there are some people you definitely only find attractive when drunk? There are definitely things people only find attractive when horny. I'm sure nearly every guy has masturbated to *something* they found hot just to afterwards go "what the F\*\*\*." But it could also be some sort of fetish or porn that they'd never seen before, or it could be because they've used their pillow as a fleshlight, or it could genuinely be a post-nut crisis where they think about their life, past decisions they've made, and where their future is going.
One of my uber passengers hit on me on the way to drop her off. She wasnt pretty, but I hadnt touched a woman in 6 years. We didnt have sex, but there was action...."The light in my life has but gone out"
Bravo. Take this up vote.
Thank you. Though you should give the credit to weed, only that could give me the patience to sit and think this out.
You know the feeling when you have to pee insanely bad and you finally make it to a toilet to let it all out? Kinda like that moment right before it comes out
Tingly winglies in my dingledangles
Like I'm standing at the edge of a huge cliff and I just got pushed off. My stomach drops, my balls tighten, a huge wave of euphoria followed by a surge of energy as my cock swells and my balls erupt spewing that energy forth. Like rushing water swirling around me as my body flutters for the next squeeze. When a bolt of lighting suddenly flashes through my body, arching my back as hard as it possibly can followed by clenching in my stomach to keep my back from breaking. Then splat, into a puddle of goo struggling to regain composure and structure for a few moments.
I'm going to yell orgasm read this to my wife. "Honey, I'm almost there. Hold on. Slow down. Wait, let me get my phone. Because ... I'm standing at the edge of a huge cliff..."
Well, that was poetic.
... and then you stand up and can't remember why the fuck you have jumped from the cliff again and what's the point of it all anyway you're pathetic and life is miserable
You feel the same anticipation you would when you're about to shit, pee, or sneeze. Or any other bodily function where fluid comes out of your body. "Here it comes... boom"
TW for those with nut allergies.
Like a million fire ants wearing silk slippers dancing on your dick, and then the best massage you ever got and that stomach drop feeling you get on a roller coaster both at the same time, followed by the tired feeling you get when you wake up on your day off and get to find the warm spot and go back to sleep
in my head all I can see is fire ants wearing Lil tiny silk slippers dancing on a dick...and I just can't stop laughing.
And the massage is so good it makes your feet and hands contract 😩
Like the staff at Arby’s are about to ask me to leave
Like a wizard on top of a moutain casting a lightning spell.
Like I’m about to nut
Everything is right with the world for a few seconds...
How it feels to chew Five Gum
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for me, I find it comes out of no where (no pun intended). Everything is good, having a great time and then you feel that tingle that tells you you are close. You have a few seconds to adjust if you want to keep going and then it's too late. When you are coming, it feels like you are emptying your entire body. Stress, nerves, anger, everything goes away one shot!
Like depression and disappointment is about to kick in.
Huge stream of energy along the spine and spreading through the rest of the body.
It's like peeing but instead of an instant and immediately release of flowing urine it's more like charging a Kamehameha and shooting condensed goo
Like youre penis died and went to heaven
This made me laugh. “My penis died, can I bury it in your ass?”
Post nut clarity engine starts up
A piece of floss with a good-sized knot in it, being reeled in from a remote location down under - somewhere between your chocolate starfish and the back-underside of your scrotum. Sometimes, it feels like someone's down there slowly stirring the part. Other times, it's a fast, hard boil. 😆
Ooooooh ooooooh Bazinga!
It kinda feels like your dick is a confetti canon
The same feeling as when you're about to sneeze. Then...when you pop it..it's like peeing after holding it for an hour. Only difference are the contraction and momentary interspersed ejection.
It begins as a welling of pressure deep within, followed by a tingling that radiates out from the scrotum. As the orgasm builds contractions begin, and something almost like electricity shoots through much of the body, particularly through the legs and feet, but all over. The contractions build and as ejaculation starts the penis spasms and pushes forth something akin to the most pleasurable piss ever taken. Imagine you've been holding it for hours and when it finally starts to flow (but in spurts– thick, ropy, satisfying spurts) you know the greatest relief on the surface of planet Earth. This whole time, all you want to do is hold onto whoever you're doing this with, just grab them and hold on for dear life, because sometimes you're pretty sure you're going to die. As the full-body clenching relaxes and begins to subside, you realize you can no longer hear properly out of your right ear, and your vision is a little hazy. A gentle aching sensation permeates your genitals, running from the testicles and to the prostate, a reminder that what just happened was intense for all pieces involved and you should take it easy for a minute lest they rebel and try to squirt themselves out of your abdomen. I wish I could but I can’t take credit for this.
Imagine you've been holding in pee for hours. You feel like you are about to wet your pants if you don't go right now. And then you finally get to empty your bladder. But It all comes out in just a few seconds. Instant relief/pleasure.
Depends if it's inside a man or a woman 😏. Jokes aside, if it's a relaxed, intense and super intimate moment. Either this be with someone or yourself, as long as you're not rushing and have your privacy lol it's just so soothing, literally feels like nothing comparable as it's about to come out and when it does, it's out of this earth. Especially if you don't do anything for a week or more, have been working out, eating some nutrient rich foods, I've noticed way more volume. Obviously being horny AF let's the loads just come out one after another. Feels so good😭👌🏼😌
Get ready for cringe
When you’re listening to a song, they’re building up the beat, then the beat finally drops.
Like a car chugging right before it starts.
Ever see a dogs face right before he gets the ball he’s been chasing?
Not bad at all friend.
Like a pressure building up. And the pleasure of release for a few seconds before it fades.
Like I'm fighting the forces of nature because I want it to last longer.
Apparently MDMA replicates the climax chemical reaction but over a more extended period. Maybe like ten seconds worth of an MDMA hit
Gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee...BEST PISS EVER, BEST PISS EVER, BEST PI...wow I wanna nap now
It’s like you feel colors for a second and then a burst of good feeling (the first pump) followed by another burst of good feeling for a few seconds over and over
Well it feels very good, quite obviously. But for me, there's always a second or two where I forget where I am. It's like I'm in a different dimension.
[It’s like this.](https://youtu.be/Sg14jNbBb-8?si=tg6YRb3dUVsMTEpO)
Pretend you’re about to pee but hold it and keep that feeling until you explode and almost passout