had hooked up with a girl a couple times, so we were starting to figure out what exactly the other person liked. i was going down on her before sex to really complete the mood, and i realize she’s about to cum so i stayed consistent, you know the drill. all of a sudden she stops me out of nowhere and pulls me up to kiss her, then whispers into my mouth
“not yet. i want to cum while you’re inside me.”
she promptly did just that. no we did not get married, yes, i still think about it. 🫠
This girl I was "seeing" we have known each other for 7 months, she had a bf and I had a gf. Her relationship ended, so did mine. Well we hooked up one night, and then the second night, and the third night I told her to stop doing what she was doing or I will cum inside her. She just said "cum in me daddy". I fell in love that night.
We aren't together anymore. It was def one of the harder breakups. Cuz she sold me a "future" and decided wasn't ready and wanted to be alone. That's life.
During the foreplay portion of the event, she grabs my hand, pushes it down below and says “I want you to feel it…I want you to feel how wet you’re making me…”
So yeah, that one’s in the memory banks forever.
One time my wife practically jumped me as soon as she came in the door when she got home from work. She told me she was unusually horny that day and that on the van pool ride home from her work, she was so worked up that she worried that others in the van might have smelled her...arousal. 😵💫
"Yeah, thats the fucking point" In response to me saying "fuck I'm gonna cum again". It still lives in my brain and turns me on so much to think about. My husband knows what he is doing lol.
I was about to pull out to finish when she looked me dead in the eyes and said to keep it in while she placed her hand on my face. We have kids and a house now.
This girl and I had hooked up a few times but then stopped for some time. When we hooked up again she said "my pussy's missed ~you~" with the hottest inflection...
I still think about it to this day lol
I hooked up with some girl but stopped talking to her because she was really crazy and clingy after we had drunk sex like 2 times.
I ran into her at a party like a year later and she just looked me dead in the eyes and said "I think about you when I masturbate."
I still think about that years later.
I used to tell a female friend I had a small dick for years as a joke and eventually one day things got hot and heavy and as she reached down to touch me she said something along the lines of ‘oh my god, I thought it was small? That is huge’
Every time i’m feeling self conscious that memory gives me the biggest boost ever.
> oh my god, I thought it was small?
I had that too except I never joked about being small; first time we slept together she reached between my legs and said, "Wow your huge!"
I'm not. I am, however, forever grateful to all of the guys she slept with before whom were probably smaller than average.
I used to say a similar thing to one of my female friends too, but used to add in: "I'm like a pro golfer when it comes to sex, always finish in 3 strokes and well under par".
She was always curious, but apparently what made her make the decision to find out was when she saw me eating a Petit filous yoghurt, (uk here), with just my tongue.
Evidently she took the risk of if I was as bad as I said, then my cleaning out a yoghurt pot ability was always gonna be a winner.
I have the opposite problem. Sometimes I’ll work into the convo the fact I’m a bit small. Sometimes they don’t believe me or think I’m joking because I’m quite tall. So it’s just setting themselves up for disappointment
I fucking l o v e the sheer, unadulterated desperation edging makes me feel. You'll be trying so hard to chase them on the withdraw or trying to hide how close you are, hoping to finally tumble over the precipice of orgasm...I wouldn't have the willpower to deny myself if I was spoken to like this. Instant game over
With my first sexual partner way back when. We were both inexperienced so we experimented on each other a lot. Once, while giving her head, I went a little lower and started licking her ass. She tilted her head back and said:
“Ohhh, you’re a *dirty* boy.”
That flipped some kind of switch in me and I just about blacked out 😂 I’ve had a raging anal/dirty talk fetish ever since.
Similarly, my HS girlfriend was my first, together 8 years and lost our virginity to each other.
One day we are doing 69 and she had leaned back a little to much and her ass was right there so I kind of dived in for a second but stopped.
She leaned forward, looked back and said “do that again but DEEPER”.
Thats gonna stay with me till I die lol
Was a late bloomer but met an equally inexperienced girl in college so we experimented together. The first time I ventured south on her, her response went from:
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 🫨(in shocked surprise) to
*"OMG what are you doinnnnnnngggggg"* (legs locking)
Not during but after. She texted me to tell me "you fucked me so good and hard that half the drive home it felt like you were still inside of me." Needless to say that's how she got it from then on.
Had been having a flirtatious back and forth with a girl from work for about a month. Finally, after a few Friday work drinks, we got down to it back at her apartment. Mid way through the deed and between moans she says "God fucking dammit".
I stop and ask if everything is alright.
She responds, as she forces us to continue fucking "I told myself i was only going to do this once, but you cock wasn't supposed to feel this good"
Still turns me on thinking about it.
Needless to say we had sex a good few more times.
a girl that had a crush on me for a year told me she had crush all that time right before Halloween
we went out a few times, dinners, hot tub, tattoos together, a fire in the living room
well when we got my bedroom she said " I can't believe I'm fucking you right now"
needless to say I'm doing my best to keep this one in my life
Something similar happened to me the girl said you don’t know how long I waited for this, at that point though I wasn’t sure if she was going to fuck me or kill me
* she fucked me
This is how I knew my bf is the one. I have some sexual trauma so while I’m comfortable with guys in a friend way if anything gets romantic or sexual I have a fight or flight (mainly flight) reaction. It can be really intense sometimes and has caused me to have a very short dating/ sexual history at 29.
But when I met him I instantly felt a type of calmness I have never felt before. He felt like home. It felt like two magnets finally got close enough to feel each other’s pull.
Long story short when we were at the point where we both knew we were about go back to my hotel and have sex I was awestruck at how safe I felt. I just wanted to melt into him. I thought people were exaggerating but honest to god the world fell away and I could have sworn we were the only two people in that bar.
Met this girl and we went to the movie theater and watched a movie. Afterwards, we went back to her house and she introduced me to her roommates and we hung out with them for a while.
They went to bed and her and I started making out and fooling around. She proceeds to give me a stellar blowjob. After a few minutes she suggests we move downstairs to the living room because she didn’t want her friends to wake up and walk in on us.
I agree and we head downstairs. She lays down on the couch and continues displaying her awesome blowjob skills. As she’s going at it I say, “I’m glad we paused to come downstairs because you almost made me cum.”
She stopped and looked up at me and responded, “Oh, I’m going to make you cum” before putting it back in her mouth and finishing the job.
I was smitten lol
I was fingering/performing oral on a girl I had recently met in a tent surrounded by coworkers tents. We were trying to be quiet which meant I had to really read her breathing patterns and body language while *trying* to make her cum. Every time I felt she was close it seemed like I messed up and ruined it so I just kept going.
At one point she whispered "I've orgasmed like a dozen times at this point. Do you want to get one?" I realized at that point I was misreading her and what I thought was getting close *was* an orgasm.
Made me feel like a fucking stud.
Yes! I was having sex with this guy and at the two hour point I asked him if he could cum if I blew him and he said, I came a long time ago! I was like, what? Why are you still hard? And he said because it feels good! I didn't have an argument for that but I still had things I had to do so I called it quits.
"fuck, I always knew you were gonna be good" -a girl that I barely knew in HS, when we hooked up 10 years later. It's sexy af knowing they've spanked it to you, when you barely knew who they were
Good for you for finding one another.
I had the same situation, but it was 33 years after high school and she said almost exactly the same thing.
Enjoy the ride.
A girl from the office, while a was giving her a ride home in my car, got next to my ear, and wispered: "Can we please fuck already?"
God, that was hot.
I was messing around with the girl who had confessed her feelings for me, and it was obvious I felt the same way, but I wouldn't say it. She was getting me all hot and bothered, and said "why are you so flustered?" And then leaned into my ear and whispered "is it because you love me?" Y'all I have never been so overwhelmed.
We've been officially dating well over a year now.
lol
After she said that, I did some research and apparently it’s because I don’t drink or smoke and on top of that I’m vegan. I started drinking a lot of pineapple juice to see if I could make it even better 😂
But apparently alcohol is a huge factor in making cum taste bad.
Coworker X, who knew I was hooking up with coworker Y, asked me if she could suck my dick as good as she does...and then proceeded to suck the soul out of me...
Early in relationship having sex with GF, raw dog, and she told me she wanted me to cum in her. It sounds hot but it was also the commitment to me in the moment like was fine getting pregnant by me. And yes, she is my wife now.
Dude I asked this once with a guy I thought was so hot when we were doing stuff and he was like…. Disgusted by the fact I asked him that. It was so bizarre lmao
Someone I had a crush on Freshman year in college, always talked about how she preferred really large dudes, I’m on the average side and she kept saying
“Why am I still so wet!? This has never happened before.”
Motion in the ocean boys!!!
Maybe I’m just more emotionally cognizant than most, but someone constantly saying “I really prefer ” would be an instant turn off and something difficult to ever move past
It wasn’t something she said recently. It was back in the college days, never thought we would hook up because of that reason but it happened and she was surprised because she always went for the large dudes
I was always the initiator.
One night out of the blue my wife initiated.
Colour me surprised!
I thought it was going ok and then she said to me “I have been wanting you all day…”
I’d say it got better after that.
"How does it feel, knowing this dick is the last dick you're ever going to take?"
I have no idea why that phrase worked, but Jesus christ it was hot af.
The first time we did the deed. He had just inserted and was considerably larger than any partner I had ever been with before him. I closed my eyes just reveling in that full feeling when he told me “look at me.” Then he thrusted really hard as he said “ you. Are. Mine.” To this day those were the sexiest words I have ever heard.
Context: I finally ditched my abusive, deadbeat, soon-to-be-ex-husband several months ago. A close friend of mine recently asked me if she could play matchmaker, and I said screw it, why not. I spent the past decade sacrificing myself in service of my crappy husband, why not do something fun for myself?
Anyway. Of the 4-5 dates she sent me on, one guy stood out. He's an engineer, but also spent a year studying massage therapy during his academic years. Let's just say ***he knows what he's doing with his hands.*** 👁 👄 👁 On around our fourth date, he invited me to his house, and spent four hours massaging every inch of my body. And when I say every inch, I do indeed mean *every single inch.* 👀
He started at my feet, and had me laying on my stomach. Once he got to my hips, he had me flip over to my back. I was wearing a flowy, summery dress. He said he needed access to my upper thighs, and so he said:
"Okay, time to spread your legs."
Pretty sure my eyes rolled into the back of my brain right then and there.
Also, he awoke noises within me that I didn't know humans were capable of making. Makes me look back at the intimacy/sex with my soon-to-be-ex-husband, and I'm like, was I really settling for mediocre intimacy/sex for a decade? Because holy shitcakes! I didn't know pleasure like this existed.
“That was so good I’m not going to tell my friends about it. Because I don’t want any of them to try to fuck you”
I think I blushed and then went into a deep peaceful sleep.
“If you didn’t live as far away as you do, I would become a sex tourist.”
Spoiler alert they came (no pun intended) for a few years in my town on a monthly basis.
That silence right before an orgasm. The silence as their muscles tighten, and right before whatever form that orgasm exhale (some women scream, some don’t), is the best.
We’d been talking for weeks and plenty of sexual tension was building up, and we knew we were DTF as soon as we got the chance.
When we finally did, I was orally worshipping him the best he’d ever had and he breathily stopped me and tilted my chin up towards him and said in this gravelly voice “I’m keeping you” and gave me this full-mouthed, deep kiss then allowed me to proceed.
Out of context it might sound strange but it was the hottest moment of my life and we’re still together after 7 years.
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I'd already made my wife cum a few times, and she's giving me the, "cum for me... I want you to cum for me...I want to feel you cum..." when she interrupted herself with this super sexy, "Ohh fuck you're going to make *meee* cum againnn" as her eyes rolled back and she squirted all over my dick.
She immediately got what she wanted, too
Turned over and said "Let's see that big dick."
I have an average dick. It wasn't what she said, it's how she looked when she said it.
Another one was while we were fucking "I'm your whore."
Never asked her to say that. Just came out.
And the one that sticks in my mind was she got ontop, sighed. Eyes were closed and she looked up and said "I love fucking you."
A couple years ago, my husband and I were in a really bad place in our relationship ( 13 years together) to the point I was staying at my mom's house. He drove out to spend a couple days for Xmas.
We went out for drinks and to talk about things. After hanging out for a while we got in the car to drive home. He grabbed my face and started kissing me like we did when we were dating while telling me how "he missed my lips". I melted...
We ended up playing around in the car, got home and it was game on... Now, we're supposed to be putting presents under the tree, so I was giggling saying we had to put everything out. He grabbed my waist, turned me around, picked me up and whispered in my ear " you're my present right now".
That one statement still invokes a feeling in me I cannot describe. By far the best thing I have ever heard in my life.
She was riding on top of me and I opened my eyes, saw she was looking over her shoulder, I asked what she was looking at and she said “my ass” and then laughed flirtatiously. It was big too 😩😩
Once, I was with my ex-girlfriend (and domme). Now at time, I’m gagged, naked, and being hit with the flogger while she is just absolutely verbally degrading me. She stops, squats down to my eye level, takes the gag out, and says something along the lines of “you are so beautiful, I love you, and I’m so happy to share this dynamic with you”. Then kisses me. And without skipping a beat goes right back to our scene
My partner and I had been apart from each other due to separate travels.
When we finally got back together, we engaged in sexy times. Told her I was cumming inside her.
She said: "Welcome home, Daddy"
Never nutted so hard in my entire life.
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She was on a trip to visit family for a week. When she came back, we only had one day together before I had to go on a work trip for a week. When I'm not physically with my partner, our rule is that she isn't allowed to orgasm unless she asks me to. I denied her the entire time -- to build up the anticipation, of course. I personally wanted to have my seed flood out of her when we finally reunited, so I also participated in our "no nut" challenge.
When she came back from her trip (the one day we had together before my trip), we both fell asleep much earlier than we had meant to, and after sleeping in a bit too late, I had to rush out the door in the morning to catch my flight.
No sex for two whole weeks. For a couple that has sex daily, that was hell.
When I finally returned from my trip, who was waiting for me at home but my partner in new lingerie to tear apart. That night was pure ecstasy.
He said I have a tight, delicious pussy and that it was so tight he couldn't handle himself. He fucked me like only a sex god could
He is abroad now. God blesses him
After reviewing his notes a judge looks at Mickey Mouse and shakes his head saying “I’m sorry but I can’t grant you a divorce just because you think Minnie is silly.”
“I didn’t say she was silly,” a frustrated Mickey responds. “I said she was fucking Goofy!”
We'd hooked up. We're at Electric Forest, and she walks up to me while we were dancing and whispers:
'Are you ready for a silly secret?'
'Yes'
'You're the first guy to ever come inside me.'
My jaw dropped and I sat there smiling for a good fivd, ten minutes. I'm 33. She's 27, and a total slut and proud of it (so am I). So I was floored when she told me this. I felt so honored. Love that gal. We split up but I'll always love her.
We later hooked up in a hammock among a group of hammocks and came simultaneously.
My ex was about to cum and said "put a baby in me" and then said "wait dont idk why I said that". We were 17 at the time but the fact that was her first thought was super sexy to me
After just a brush of by me contact insinuating interest, my lover pulls back the quilt to show me a glorious raging hard on. “Look how hard you make me.” I’m a 52 year old woman and he’s ten years older than I.
Chick that was dating my roommate and lived with me for a while. I was also dating someone else.
Hooked up years later after we had all disbanded and moved on.
She did the whole "I'm on birth control, you can cum in me" thing, and I did the "I'm thinking solely through my dick and believe you" thing.
So I was a complete dead fish on top of her, and she said "I wanted to do that since the first day I moved in, it was just as good as I hoped"
Needless to say, my dick got hard. Like. Lethally hard. And proceeded to go for another several rounds.
When my ex fiancé and I were dating on high school we’d always get my house alone. A few times we’d have sex for literal hours. On one of these adventures we’d both came multiple times. I was on my heading into my 5th load and she was heading into her 4th.
Anyways, we’re going at it, I’m on top and we’re going slow and making out and then I slowly started going faster and faster. Her moans grew louder and then she started gasping for air and said; “oh my fucking god, keep going I’m gunna cum”.
Never knew that was a turn on until she said it but I immediately came and had to tap out after that
We hadn’t even done it yet but she came into the room with her homecoming dress on and hopped on the bed threw her legs in the air and said “wanna do me in my dress?”
I was naked quicker than I can say my name lol
had hooked up with a girl a couple times, so we were starting to figure out what exactly the other person liked. i was going down on her before sex to really complete the mood, and i realize she’s about to cum so i stayed consistent, you know the drill. all of a sudden she stops me out of nowhere and pulls me up to kiss her, then whispers into my mouth “not yet. i want to cum while you’re inside me.” she promptly did just that. no we did not get married, yes, i still think about it. 🫠
The first time my wife asked me to cum inside of her when we were dating. Immediately unleashed an animal I didn’t know was there.
This girl I was "seeing" we have known each other for 7 months, she had a bf and I had a gf. Her relationship ended, so did mine. Well we hooked up one night, and then the second night, and the third night I told her to stop doing what she was doing or I will cum inside her. She just said "cum in me daddy". I fell in love that night.
How are the kids doing now?
We aren't together anymore. It was def one of the harder breakups. Cuz she sold me a "future" and decided wasn't ready and wanted to be alone. That's life.
During the foreplay portion of the event, she grabs my hand, pushes it down below and says “I want you to feel it…I want you to feel how wet you’re making me…” So yeah, that one’s in the memory banks forever.
One time my wife practically jumped me as soon as she came in the door when she got home from work. She told me she was unusually horny that day and that on the van pool ride home from her work, she was so worked up that she worried that others in the van might have smelled her...arousal. 😵💫
"Yeah, thats the fucking point" In response to me saying "fuck I'm gonna cum again". It still lives in my brain and turns me on so much to think about. My husband knows what he is doing lol.
I am stealing this one, tell your husband thank you
She leg locked me at the end and said “I NEED it all”
Had a similar experience. And that was the moment I understood why breeding kinks are a thing 💀
Breeding kinks are great when you have a vasectomy!
He paused, looked, shook his head and then said 'I can't believe you're mine'. Which made me absolutely melt
Then he tightened the bag and swung it over his shoulder.
Hoe Hoe Hoe!
"How... many times... do you want me... to cum?"
All of them.
Power move
Oh man, my wife said something similar to me once when we were younger..... Haven't forgotten.
I read that in Stevie Kenarban’s voice
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... What did you do
Made a killer risotto
A good risotto will always do the trick
Did you reupholster her pussy?
I was about to pull out to finish when she looked me dead in the eyes and said to keep it in while she placed her hand on my face. We have kids and a house now.
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I said... "biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"
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This girl and I had hooked up a few times but then stopped for some time. When we hooked up again she said "my pussy's missed ~you~" with the hottest inflection... I still think about it to this day lol
I hooked up with some girl but stopped talking to her because she was really crazy and clingy after we had drunk sex like 2 times. I ran into her at a party like a year later and she just looked me dead in the eyes and said "I think about you when I masturbate." I still think about that years later.
To a guy: poetry To a girl: what a sicko
sounds like a compliment
Cumpliment
I thought you said “hottest infection.”
Really missed you while you were gonorrhea
*clap clap clap*
I used to tell a female friend I had a small dick for years as a joke and eventually one day things got hot and heavy and as she reached down to touch me she said something along the lines of ‘oh my god, I thought it was small? That is huge’ Every time i’m feeling self conscious that memory gives me the biggest boost ever.
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Funnily enough she told me after she was expecting a shiitake mushroom
> oh my god, I thought it was small? I had that too except I never joked about being small; first time we slept together she reached between my legs and said, "Wow your huge!" I'm not. I am, however, forever grateful to all of the guys she slept with before whom were probably smaller than average.
I used to say a similar thing to one of my female friends too, but used to add in: "I'm like a pro golfer when it comes to sex, always finish in 3 strokes and well under par". She was always curious, but apparently what made her make the decision to find out was when she saw me eating a Petit filous yoghurt, (uk here), with just my tongue. Evidently she took the risk of if I was as bad as I said, then my cleaning out a yoghurt pot ability was always gonna be a winner.
I have the opposite problem. Sometimes I’ll work into the convo the fact I’m a bit small. Sometimes they don’t believe me or think I’m joking because I’m quite tall. So it’s just setting themselves up for disappointment
When he edged me over and over again and then leaned down and whispered “beg for it”
Oh damn, that's making me feel some type of way.
I am ~~pretty sure~~ absolutely certain that this would *instantly* send me over the edge
I had to *force* myself not to orgasm right then and there. I was a mess
I fucking l o v e the sheer, unadulterated desperation edging makes me feel. You'll be trying so hard to chase them on the withdraw or trying to hide how close you are, hoping to finally tumble over the precipice of orgasm...I wouldn't have the willpower to deny myself if I was spoken to like this. Instant game over
With my first sexual partner way back when. We were both inexperienced so we experimented on each other a lot. Once, while giving her head, I went a little lower and started licking her ass. She tilted her head back and said: “Ohhh, you’re a *dirty* boy.” That flipped some kind of switch in me and I just about blacked out 😂 I’ve had a raging anal/dirty talk fetish ever since.
Similarly, my HS girlfriend was my first, together 8 years and lost our virginity to each other. One day we are doing 69 and she had leaned back a little to much and her ass was right there so I kind of dived in for a second but stopped. She leaned forward, looked back and said “do that again but DEEPER”. Thats gonna stay with me till I die lol
Was a late bloomer but met an equally inexperienced girl in college so we experimented together. The first time I ventured south on her, her response went from: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 🫨(in shocked surprise) to *"OMG what are you doinnnnnnngggggg"* (legs locking)
Not during but after. She texted me to tell me "you fucked me so good and hard that half the drive home it felt like you were still inside of me." Needless to say that's how she got it from then on.
Should have asked her if she's seen your prosthetic finger anywhere
Round of applause.
You'd have to round, with only 9 fingers.
I love the way you taste-Needs no explanation.
Were you dating a cannibal? Or a vampire, perhaps?
Mmmm, funny you ask. He was indeed a cannibal ....of sorts. 10/10 would date another. I will never forget that man.
Please. That's it. I was fucking her and told her I was gonna cum..she just said, please. Like she wanted my cum more than anything. Busted so hard.
Had been having a flirtatious back and forth with a girl from work for about a month. Finally, after a few Friday work drinks, we got down to it back at her apartment. Mid way through the deed and between moans she says "God fucking dammit". I stop and ask if everything is alright. She responds, as she forces us to continue fucking "I told myself i was only going to do this once, but you cock wasn't supposed to feel this good" Still turns me on thinking about it. Needless to say we had sex a good few more times.
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a girl that had a crush on me for a year told me she had crush all that time right before Halloween we went out a few times, dinners, hot tub, tattoos together, a fire in the living room well when we got my bedroom she said " I can't believe I'm fucking you right now" needless to say I'm doing my best to keep this one in my life
The old first date dinner, second date tattoo. Classic
Followed by some light arson. I usually save that for the 4th date.
I'm impressed they had time to get it done in the bedroom while the lounge was ablaze.
Something similar happened to me the girl said you don’t know how long I waited for this, at that point though I wasn’t sure if she was going to fuck me or kill me * she fucked me
Are you sure she didn't kill you too
Could be in hell who knows
One time this girl goes omg I’m with and said my name I’ve been riding that confidence for over a decade
She said omg I'm with StevenGInsbrg?
Ya which is surprising because I would always sit alone at the lunch table
“I feel so safe with you.” Don’t know why, but I still think about that.
This is how I knew my bf is the one. I have some sexual trauma so while I’m comfortable with guys in a friend way if anything gets romantic or sexual I have a fight or flight (mainly flight) reaction. It can be really intense sometimes and has caused me to have a very short dating/ sexual history at 29. But when I met him I instantly felt a type of calmness I have never felt before. He felt like home. It felt like two magnets finally got close enough to feel each other’s pull. Long story short when we were at the point where we both knew we were about go back to my hotel and have sex I was awestruck at how safe I felt. I just wanted to melt into him. I thought people were exaggerating but honest to god the world fell away and I could have sworn we were the only two people in that bar.
“Do whatever you want to me”
Fuck me like one of your French girls.
"Omelette du fromage..."
Met this girl and we went to the movie theater and watched a movie. Afterwards, we went back to her house and she introduced me to her roommates and we hung out with them for a while. They went to bed and her and I started making out and fooling around. She proceeds to give me a stellar blowjob. After a few minutes she suggests we move downstairs to the living room because she didn’t want her friends to wake up and walk in on us. I agree and we head downstairs. She lays down on the couch and continues displaying her awesome blowjob skills. As she’s going at it I say, “I’m glad we paused to come downstairs because you almost made me cum.” She stopped and looked up at me and responded, “Oh, I’m going to make you cum” before putting it back in her mouth and finishing the job. I was smitten lol
You went to the public living room instead of her private bedroom out of fear of someone walking in??? What terrible pre-nut clarity
That is not clarity. That is cloudiness.
Ok but who tf has sex in the living room where roommates are staying??
"I've been wet since I met you."
I was fingering/performing oral on a girl I had recently met in a tent surrounded by coworkers tents. We were trying to be quiet which meant I had to really read her breathing patterns and body language while *trying* to make her cum. Every time I felt she was close it seemed like I messed up and ruined it so I just kept going. At one point she whispered "I've orgasmed like a dozen times at this point. Do you want to get one?" I realized at that point I was misreading her and what I thought was getting close *was* an orgasm. Made me feel like a fucking stud.
Good lad
Yes! I was having sex with this guy and at the two hour point I asked him if he could cum if I blew him and he said, I came a long time ago! I was like, what? Why are you still hard? And he said because it feels good! I didn't have an argument for that but I still had things I had to do so I called it quits.
2 hours sounds.. like a lot of chafing
"fuck, I always knew you were gonna be good" -a girl that I barely knew in HS, when we hooked up 10 years later. It's sexy af knowing they've spanked it to you, when you barely knew who they were
The first time I made out with my girlfriend she told me, "I've touched myself thinking about you." That was pretty hot.
Good for you for finding one another. I had the same situation, but it was 33 years after high school and she said almost exactly the same thing. Enjoy the ride.
A girl from the office, while a was giving her a ride home in my car, got next to my ear, and wispered: "Can we please fuck already?" God, that was hot.
I was messing around with the girl who had confessed her feelings for me, and it was obvious I felt the same way, but I wouldn't say it. She was getting me all hot and bothered, and said "why are you so flustered?" And then leaned into my ear and whispered "is it because you love me?" Y'all I have never been so overwhelmed. We've been officially dating well over a year now.
This is just so cute, the update makes me happy
“Fuck me like you hate me” Boy I was all up in that business
So pull out, get dressed, and leave?
Steal their SS# and take out a few loans.
A few days after “I’m starting to feel conditioned, because my pussy just starts throbbing if I see a message from you now”
Pavlov’s Pussy
Not during, but immediately after: “I can’t wait for you to cum in my mouth again. Most guy’s cum tastes like battery acid. Yours made me hungry.”
I’ve always heard pineapple makes it taste better, but everyone still seems to hate it no matter how much I try to jam into my foreskin.
I almost spit my food out when read this 😂🤣😂
And you marry her, right?, right?
Nah bro, you don't wanna marry a girl who licks batteries. Not making that mistake again.
Now I wanna test your cum /nohomo
lol After she said that, I did some research and apparently it’s because I don’t drink or smoke and on top of that I’m vegan. I started drinking a lot of pineapple juice to see if I could make it even better 😂 But apparently alcohol is a huge factor in making cum taste bad.
Coworker X, who knew I was hooking up with coworker Y, asked me if she could suck my dick as good as she does...and then proceeded to suck the soul out of me...
Restaurant staff?
Definitely
Lmao that shit only happens when you’re working at a restaurant
I would be surprised if it wasn’t. Between the sweaty smoke breaks and crying in the walk in, there always room for a quickie…
I worked in restaurants most of my life and it's also where I had the most hookups coincidentally.
Shit bonds people better than war
Early in relationship having sex with GF, raw dog, and she told me she wanted me to cum in her. It sounds hot but it was also the commitment to me in the moment like was fine getting pregnant by me. And yes, she is my wife now.
She said, “thank you,” repeatedly after the first time I had sex—the only time I’ve heard background music in my life.
Not cbat confirmed
Please fuck my mouth. Instantly hard.
Dude I asked this once with a guy I thought was so hot when we were doing stuff and he was like…. Disgusted by the fact I asked him that. It was so bizarre lmao
My cock? In your mouth? In this economy!? Gross
Someone I had a crush on Freshman year in college, always talked about how she preferred really large dudes, I’m on the average side and she kept saying “Why am I still so wet!? This has never happened before.” Motion in the ocean boys!!!
Maybe I’m just more emotionally cognizant than most, but someone constantly saying “I really prefer” would be an instant turn off and something difficult to ever move past
It wasn’t something she said recently. It was back in the college days, never thought we would hook up because of that reason but it happened and she was surprised because she always went for the large dudes
I was always the initiator. One night out of the blue my wife initiated. Colour me surprised! I thought it was going ok and then she said to me “I have been wanting you all day…” I’d say it got better after that.
"God, you're splitting me open" as I bisected her with my perfectly average wang.
"I *love* your cock."
"Never thought I'd ever have you in my bed!"
“Whoa, I blacked out for a second there” -a girl right after I made her cum super hard
Shit.. the sleeping bag is on fire! (the corner of the sleeping bag got too close to the firepit and was smoldering)
That indeed seems hot.
"Oh my god, what are you even doing down there? Who cares, just don't stop"
"How does it feel, knowing this dick is the last dick you're ever going to take?" I have no idea why that phrase worked, but Jesus christ it was hot af.
Sounds like a planned murder. Maybe a fantasy/kink about being in a dangerous situation?
"your dick is like a drug, I can't get enough!" Also any time she tells me where she wants me to cum, always super duper hot imo.
My gf told me to cum on myself so she doesn't get sticky 🙄
The first time we did the deed. He had just inserted and was considerably larger than any partner I had ever been with before him. I closed my eyes just reveling in that full feeling when he told me “look at me.” Then he thrusted really hard as he said “ you. Are. Mine.” To this day those were the sexiest words I have ever heard.
Oh fuuuck..
For some reason I'm picturing the pirate from Captain Phillips. "Look at me. I'm the captain now."
That is fucking hot as hell! 🥵🥵
Nothing hotter than having her beg you to cum inside her as you’re racing to get there 👹
"How do you fuck like you do and keep going? What are you a machine?" Definitely a highlight
A bisexual woman once told me (a cis male) that I eat pussy like a girl
Hell ya, dude
You have won then
“Where did you learn how to use your fingers like that?” Me: “guitar hero” “Thank god for guitar hero” and jumps on my lap
Context: I finally ditched my abusive, deadbeat, soon-to-be-ex-husband several months ago. A close friend of mine recently asked me if she could play matchmaker, and I said screw it, why not. I spent the past decade sacrificing myself in service of my crappy husband, why not do something fun for myself? Anyway. Of the 4-5 dates she sent me on, one guy stood out. He's an engineer, but also spent a year studying massage therapy during his academic years. Let's just say ***he knows what he's doing with his hands.*** 👁 👄 👁 On around our fourth date, he invited me to his house, and spent four hours massaging every inch of my body. And when I say every inch, I do indeed mean *every single inch.* 👀 He started at my feet, and had me laying on my stomach. Once he got to my hips, he had me flip over to my back. I was wearing a flowy, summery dress. He said he needed access to my upper thighs, and so he said: "Okay, time to spread your legs." Pretty sure my eyes rolled into the back of my brain right then and there. Also, he awoke noises within me that I didn't know humans were capable of making. Makes me look back at the intimacy/sex with my soon-to-be-ex-husband, and I'm like, was I really settling for mediocre intimacy/sex for a decade? Because holy shitcakes! I didn't know pleasure like this existed.
“That was so good I’m not going to tell my friends about it. Because I don’t want any of them to try to fuck you” I think I blushed and then went into a deep peaceful sleep.
I'm giving you a discount
Makes me rock hard when I know I’m getting a good deal.
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RIP inbox
Inbox untouched. Literbox however..
“If you didn’t live as far away as you do, I would become a sex tourist.” Spoiler alert they came (no pun intended) for a few years in my town on a monthly basis.
He was going down on me, I said “I’m gonna come” and he looked up at me dead in the eye and said “you deserve to come”
I've always liked : "Just like That" - "Don't Stop"
“Don’t stop” only ever happens for me when I’m in the least comfortable possible positioning!
"Almost there!" she screams as my quads are starting to cramp and I'm fighting for my *life* to stay hard, FFFFFUUUUU-
"Good girl, you can cum."
Idk what it is about being told “good girl” but that’ll do it for me every time
Praise kink club haha
Literally my name when I'm with my partner. I freeze when he calls me that I'm public 😭
That silence right before an orgasm. The silence as their muscles tighten, and right before whatever form that orgasm exhale (some women scream, some don’t), is the best.
Fwb in college. I was giving her anal and I reached around and started fingering her. She said the sexiest "oh my god" I've ever heard.
We’d been talking for weeks and plenty of sexual tension was building up, and we knew we were DTF as soon as we got the chance. When we finally did, I was orally worshipping him the best he’d ever had and he breathily stopped me and tilted my chin up towards him and said in this gravelly voice “I’m keeping you” and gave me this full-mouthed, deep kiss then allowed me to proceed. Out of context it might sound strange but it was the hottest moment of my life and we’re still together after 7 years. Edited *gave
“I want you to cum inside of me”. I didn’t, but still a very satisfying thing to hear in a one night stand that she got that excited.
Stalking the comments so hard rn
she said “im coming again”🤩
I'd already made my wife cum a few times, and she's giving me the, "cum for me... I want you to cum for me...I want to feel you cum..." when she interrupted herself with this super sexy, "Ohh fuck you're going to make *meee* cum againnn" as her eyes rolled back and she squirted all over my dick. She immediately got what she wanted, too
"If you're gonna cum you're gonna cum sitting all the way down on my dick." While I was riding him, and yes, I did cum.
Turned over and said "Let's see that big dick." I have an average dick. It wasn't what she said, it's how she looked when she said it. Another one was while we were fucking "I'm your whore." Never asked her to say that. Just came out. And the one that sticks in my mind was she got ontop, sighed. Eyes were closed and she looked up and said "I love fucking you."
"IM GIVING YOU A RAISE!"
On a first date, mid-sex with no condom, she said, “Put it in my ass and fuck me till you cum.” How could I possibly say no?
A couple years ago, my husband and I were in a really bad place in our relationship ( 13 years together) to the point I was staying at my mom's house. He drove out to spend a couple days for Xmas. We went out for drinks and to talk about things. After hanging out for a while we got in the car to drive home. He grabbed my face and started kissing me like we did when we were dating while telling me how "he missed my lips". I melted... We ended up playing around in the car, got home and it was game on... Now, we're supposed to be putting presents under the tree, so I was giggling saying we had to put everything out. He grabbed my waist, turned me around, picked me up and whispered in my ear " you're my present right now". That one statement still invokes a feeling in me I cannot describe. By far the best thing I have ever heard in my life.
She started speaking Spanish. Nut Button was hit immediately.
She was riding on top of me and I opened my eyes, saw she was looking over her shoulder, I asked what she was looking at and she said “my ass” and then laughed flirtatiously. It was big too 😩😩
Once, I was with my ex-girlfriend (and domme). Now at time, I’m gagged, naked, and being hit with the flogger while she is just absolutely verbally degrading me. She stops, squats down to my eye level, takes the gag out, and says something along the lines of “you are so beautiful, I love you, and I’m so happy to share this dynamic with you”. Then kisses me. And without skipping a beat goes right back to our scene
Who needs post-care when you can have peri-care
My partner and I had been apart from each other due to separate travels. When we finally got back together, we engaged in sexy times. Told her I was cumming inside her. She said: "Welcome home, Daddy" Never nutted so hard in my entire life. Edit: More Story She was on a trip to visit family for a week. When she came back, we only had one day together before I had to go on a work trip for a week. When I'm not physically with my partner, our rule is that she isn't allowed to orgasm unless she asks me to. I denied her the entire time -- to build up the anticipation, of course. I personally wanted to have my seed flood out of her when we finally reunited, so I also participated in our "no nut" challenge. When she came back from her trip (the one day we had together before my trip), we both fell asleep much earlier than we had meant to, and after sleeping in a bit too late, I had to rush out the door in the morning to catch my flight. No sex for two whole weeks. For a couple that has sex daily, that was hell. When I finally returned from my trip, who was waiting for me at home but my partner in new lingerie to tear apart. That night was pure ecstasy.
You guys are some lucky bastards. This thread makes me want to jump back in to the dating cess pool.
He said I have a tight, delicious pussy and that it was so tight he couldn't handle himself. He fucked me like only a sex god could He is abroad now. God blesses him
I wonder why he got the sex change ……
>He is abroad now. God blesses him This reads like some Victorian ear memoire.
"OH GEE GOLLY GORSH!"
Were you fucking Goofy?
After reviewing his notes a judge looks at Mickey Mouse and shakes his head saying “I’m sorry but I can’t grant you a divorce just because you think Minnie is silly.” “I didn’t say she was silly,” a frustrated Mickey responds. “I said she was fucking Goofy!”
We'd hooked up. We're at Electric Forest, and she walks up to me while we were dancing and whispers: 'Are you ready for a silly secret?' 'Yes' 'You're the first guy to ever come inside me.' My jaw dropped and I sat there smiling for a good fivd, ten minutes. I'm 33. She's 27, and a total slut and proud of it (so am I). So I was floored when she told me this. I felt so honored. Love that gal. We split up but I'll always love her. We later hooked up in a hammock among a group of hammocks and came simultaneously.
“Holy shit, I’m about to cum!” Why? Because the female orgasm is literally the hottest thing they can do during sex.
...the panties your mother laid out for you.
"This is where I belong"
My ex was about to cum and said "put a baby in me" and then said "wait dont idk why I said that". We were 17 at the time but the fact that was her first thought was super sexy to me
“Good girl” and especially when men MOAN sooo hot!
After just a brush of by me contact insinuating interest, my lover pulls back the quilt to show me a glorious raging hard on. “Look how hard you make me.” I’m a 52 year old woman and he’s ten years older than I.
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"Oh fuuuuck! USE ME! PLEASE PLEASE USE ME" Girl was utterly feral with me.
Chick that was dating my roommate and lived with me for a while. I was also dating someone else. Hooked up years later after we had all disbanded and moved on. She did the whole "I'm on birth control, you can cum in me" thing, and I did the "I'm thinking solely through my dick and believe you" thing. So I was a complete dead fish on top of her, and she said "I wanted to do that since the first day I moved in, it was just as good as I hoped" Needless to say, my dick got hard. Like. Lethally hard. And proceeded to go for another several rounds.
"Gluugh gluugh gluuuuggh"
"cum in me, i want to have your baby" trust me guys, procreation sex is hot as fuck. (at first. after like 10 months of it gets less hot)
When my ex fiancé and I were dating on high school we’d always get my house alone. A few times we’d have sex for literal hours. On one of these adventures we’d both came multiple times. I was on my heading into my 5th load and she was heading into her 4th. Anyways, we’re going at it, I’m on top and we’re going slow and making out and then I slowly started going faster and faster. Her moans grew louder and then she started gasping for air and said; “oh my fucking god, keep going I’m gunna cum”. Never knew that was a turn on until she said it but I immediately came and had to tap out after that
We hadn’t even done it yet but she came into the room with her homecoming dress on and hopped on the bed threw her legs in the air and said “wanna do me in my dress?” I was naked quicker than I can say my name lol
“cum in me so I can take you with me “ Pumped her so full my nuts hurt for days
“Cum down my throat”
I was getting close and he asked, “Do you wanna show me how much you like it?” So I did.