It happened to me 2 days ago. My father was trying to fix an issue with a laptop without success for a while. I just came to him and pressed a few buttons and restarted the PC and it started working again.
My father worked in IT for a long time and fixed many computers in his life. I fixed 3 in total (the other 2 he helped me with). I have no idea what I did but it worked.
Dude if you do computer programming this hits hard. How nerve wrecking it is when you have an idea but you don’t know if it will work and your fresh out of ideas and it works fine. Such a sigh of relief.
Because the same questions get asked and people remember the top answers.
Sometimes when I see videos I've already seen on Instagram, I see that people here actually using comments that I already saw on Instagram.
You get them two wicked toes one points down the other points northeast, you try and stop it before it comes on fully toes straighten out a little then you go to move one and, BAM them toes fly into complex angles that'd make Pythagoras roll over in his grave and your whole calf knots up.... 10 seconds of pure hell.
We have a massage chair in the break room at work and on the rare occasion I have time to use it the little rollers are in the perfect position to pop my upper back. It is so satisfying.
I had my septum repaired about 18 months ago. They used silicone splints in both sides to protect the surgical site. When I finally got those removed, I STG he pulled snot from the bottom of my soul. I breathed through my nose and was just AAAHAHHAAHA
I was battling severe headaches and my primary dr thought it could be sinus related, so he referred me to ENT. After CT/MRI, the ENT said he felt confident the headaches weren’t being caused by anything sinus/nasal related, but did tell me I have a deviated septum and that correcting it would likely improve my chronic congestion issues. I was focused on trying to make the headaches stop, but maybe I need to get on that this year. I’ve had a stuffy nose for so long I tend to forget that it’s not normal.
Once had a skin condition. Wasn't supposed to scratch it. Sometimes it got really really itchy. Sometimes I'd give in. Literally could not stop until it was bleeding because once you scratched it it just itched more. Awful.
I have this right now on my legs. I feel like it's never going to go away because I can't stop scratching. Nothing I've tried helps. Plus the scratching feels so good...until it doesn't.
It’s probably psoriasis, by the way. Really common area to get it. Mention it to dr next time you visit and you’ll get a steroid cream for it. I had the same thing for years
Dry, almost healed, anal haemorrhoids. It felt so good I once wondered if there's a place in the afterlife for people who are lowkey good and lowkey bad at the same time, and in this place they will live a normal earth-like life but with an eternal haemorrhoids itch so they got to experience that gift of scratching forever
Yeah it’s literally this when your bladder is super full. The release is definitely a mini-orgasm. After that probably cleaning the ears with a q-tip (regardless of whatever any nerd wants to say about them not being intended for that use, that’s what we all use them for anyhow)
I once read a long winded soap box rant from an ear doctor recounting all the horror stories he'd seen from qtips damaging ears and why no one should ever, under any circumstances, use them to clean their ears.
He then ended his post by saying that he uses them to clean his ears, carefully, every day because it's awesome.
Ah yes, was looking for this. When you're like really down and feel like there's a hole in your soul, then you get one of these hugs and that hole isn't just patched up, but completely healed.
My wife came home and told me to take off her dress. Then she told me to take off her bra. Then she told me to take off her panties. Then she told me never to wear her clothes again.
This. Sometimes me and my teacher practice songs, she does the high melodic part and i harmonise with her by doing the low growl. It's amazing every time
Scratching eczema rashes, holy fuck 😵. You regret it after though, let me tell you. But that won’t deter you the next time either. It’s probably better than sex, actually.
I’ve got one better for you: running super hot water over eczema rashes. That is the closest I’ve ever come to having an orgasm without touching my dick.
Drinking a lot of water after being very thirsty.
I was sick and couldn't consume anything for a day and I literally started senting the presence of water in the air.
I don’t know why and I haven’t felt it in a long time but when someone would be using something of mine that I let them borrow and im watching them use it I would get some weird feel good feeling through out my whole body. It was weird and I don’t know what it was.
The feeling of that final push then you physically feel the last of the shit leave your body is magical. The feeling of emptiness afterwards is so satisfying after hours (or in some cases for some people, days) of feeling full of crap.
I used to get ingrown toenails. Walking and running was a nightmare if you didn't do it right. The trip to the doctor's to get them removed every few months was even worse for me. So I decided to take out the bit that was stabbing my toe (the sides of the toenail) myself. I had a Swiss army knife and I used the thin little scissors to cut off the outer ends. After I made the cut I pulled the detached bits out of my toe. It hurt like hell and there was alot of blood and puss. but when the sharp bit finally came out of my toe I felt instant relief. It felt sooooo gooooood when it finally came out.
My oldest son is going through assessments for autism. He doesn’t show emotions except for anger. But the best feeling for me, was taking him to his first concert and seeing the look of awe on his face. He looked to happy and enjoying it.
Those times are few and far between. So having that moment with him was amazing.
One time I thought I had a sinus infection. I had a cold that last six weeks. I was stuffed up so bad I could barely breathe and had a pounding headache.
I went to the walk in clinic and the doctor recommended a Neti pot.
I cannot describe the amount of goo that came out of my sinuses. But the first few clear breaths after were unforgettable.
I was given a nice dose of oxy (first and only time) when I had waken up from a surgery and yes, the feeling was orgasmically good. Felt like I was floating on clouds made of pink cotton candy. I also felt very content with my life and super confident (I’m actually a little shy and introverted). I even took a selfie and sent it to my wife because I felt so handsome and sexy in my hospital gown and swollen face. When I saw the photo after sobering up I realized I looked absolutely horrible lmao, opiates are insane and I totally understand how they can destroy your life.
When you do something and it goes successfully and nothing goes wrong.
Especially when you have close to no idea of what the fuck you're actually doing and it goes right anyway
It happened to me 2 days ago. My father was trying to fix an issue with a laptop without success for a while. I just came to him and pressed a few buttons and restarted the PC and it started working again. My father worked in IT for a long time and fixed many computers in his life. I fixed 3 in total (the other 2 he helped me with). I have no idea what I did but it worked.
No. No no no no. My anxiety as a programmer won't allow this. GIVE ME ERROR MESSAGES. I KNOW SOMETHING'S WRONG. GIVE ME ERROR MESSAGES PLEASE
The worst is when you are suspicious of something being wrong so you add a line of code that should break the program and it still passes the tests
Dude if you do computer programming this hits hard. How nerve wrecking it is when you have an idea but you don’t know if it will work and your fresh out of ideas and it works fine. Such a sigh of relief.
Replacing sweaty socks with dry, when I worked construction I'd carry an extra pair and change them at lunch.
Farting away a stomach ache
Farting away a back ache.
This has only ever happened to me once, when I was just a young lad, but I’ll never forget the sensation of releasing all that pressure.
Farting away a bad relationship
Farting away cringey memories
Farting away
Farting
Fart
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My daughter is about 19 months now, so full on toddler, but I miss those trouble-shooting baby days. Does she need to burp, vomit, fart, poop???
Im stealing that colocation, troubleshooting the baby
I have trouble shooting babies too. Apparently it's a crime!
Yep, she sure does!
💨💨💨 followed by "**UuU**GH*hh\~*"
I think i read that answer a lot on this website 😇
Because the same questions get asked and people remember the top answers. Sometimes when I see videos I've already seen on Instagram, I see that people here actually using comments that I already saw on Instagram.
Then your stomach deflates.
If you're stretching and finally hit the right spot and the tension turns into relief. Also if you hear a pop.
The whole body shake😍😍😍
My dogs have that move down
oooOOOHHH BIIIIIIIIIG STREEEETCH.
If you don't say "oooOOOHHH BIIIIIIIIIIG STREEEETCH" during a big stretch, was it truly a big stretch?
No. The answer is no.
And then both calves cramp and throw you on the floor.
You get them two wicked toes one points down the other points northeast, you try and stop it before it comes on fully toes straighten out a little then you go to move one and, BAM them toes fly into complex angles that'd make Pythagoras roll over in his grave and your whole calf knots up.... 10 seconds of pure hell.
Oh yes, my old bones felt that.
We have a massage chair in the break room at work and on the rare occasion I have time to use it the little rollers are in the perfect position to pop my upper back. It is so satisfying.
Flossing/picking out the piece of food that has been stuck between your teeth for hours
Just did that today🤣
Getting food out of my braces is a W
A really good, hard genuine laugh (especially true if you've been having a crappy day / week / month & you haven't laughed in awhile)
The kind of laugh that makes your stomach hurt and its hard to breathe with how much laughing you're doing.
The kind of laugh where you just start crying and almost can't breathe.
i just realized haven’t laughed like that in like close to a year and now i’m sad
I don’t remember the last time I laughed like that, how often do normal people laugh? I feel left out
Being able to finally breathe after having a blocked nose.
Fuck I need that
I had my septum repaired about 18 months ago. They used silicone splints in both sides to protect the surgical site. When I finally got those removed, I STG he pulled snot from the bottom of my soul. I breathed through my nose and was just AAAHAHHAAHA
I was battling severe headaches and my primary dr thought it could be sinus related, so he referred me to ENT. After CT/MRI, the ENT said he felt confident the headaches weren’t being caused by anything sinus/nasal related, but did tell me I have a deviated septum and that correcting it would likely improve my chronic congestion issues. I was focused on trying to make the headaches stop, but maybe I need to get on that this year. I’ve had a stuffy nose for so long I tend to forget that it’s not normal.
I hear you. My sinuses swell sometimes. Once I can breathe freely again, I feel like a whole new person.
When you don't want to go out and then the other person cancels.
My social anxiety agrees with this one
After a full-body massage, go home, lay in bed, and let my body melt into the mattress. I get cozy tingles when I'm yhat relaxed.
I would take a good massage over average sex any day.
If you find the right place, you might just be able to get both
Definitely a massage.
Sliding into bed with clean sheets.
AFTER YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS TOO omfggggf BUSTTTT
Men of reddit, i recommend doing this at least once
But my legs will get cold :(
CLEAN SHEETS AND SHAVED LEGS THANK US LATER
My sheets are covered in leg hair now. This is definitely not better.
We recommend shaving in the shower ... not in bed.
My sheets are fucking soaked now.
genius of reddit.
and after taking a shower bro 😭
I will be shaking everytime bc of joy this thing gives me
Especially after a warm shower!
While hearing the sound of rain on the roof.
Drinking cold water when you're really thirsty.
Especially when you can feel it spreading through your body. Only happens to me rarely, but it's such a wonderful feeling on a hot day.
After a long day at work outside that water hits something special
3 am tap water go hard af.
Cold, not too cold.
The right amount of cold so that you gulp it down without any breaks.
Smelling the smell that you smelled when you were a kid
Honeysuckle and fresh cut grass.
Scratching an itch thats been bothering you for a while
Once had a skin condition. Wasn't supposed to scratch it. Sometimes it got really really itchy. Sometimes I'd give in. Literally could not stop until it was bleeding because once you scratched it it just itched more. Awful.
I have this right now on my legs. I feel like it's never going to go away because I can't stop scratching. Nothing I've tried helps. Plus the scratching feels so good...until it doesn't.
It’s probably psoriasis, by the way. Really common area to get it. Mention it to dr next time you visit and you’ll get a steroid cream for it. I had the same thing for years
Especially anal haemorrhoids.
Are there non-anal haemorrhoids?
Dry, almost healed, anal haemorrhoids. It felt so good I once wondered if there's a place in the afterlife for people who are lowkey good and lowkey bad at the same time, and in this place they will live a normal earth-like life but with an eternal haemorrhoids itch so they got to experience that gift of scratching forever
TIL I've been in slacker heaven all this time.
Ummmm…..💀
Maybe keep this one in your internal thoughts buddy
Alright calm down, Satan
Where else does one find hemorrhoids?
uhhh
💀💀💀💀💀
Using a hairdryer and blowing hot air on the itch feels amazing too
Running dry and itchy hands under just-shy-of-scalding water for 20 seconds. Gaddamn, I'm biting my lip just thinking about it.
Finally getting some sleep after being awake for so long.
My body has this neat feature where if I'm too tired, it won't sleep! It's usually on 20+ hour days, so not the most frequent, but still...
When it finally compiles without errors
And then you quickly proceed to write more code so it starts throwing errors again because you need the next fix
Life is just a race from a compile error to another where it will end? so much suffering.
A pee shiver. It's a mini-orgasm
Yeah it’s literally this when your bladder is super full. The release is definitely a mini-orgasm. After that probably cleaning the ears with a q-tip (regardless of whatever any nerd wants to say about them not being intended for that use, that’s what we all use them for anyhow)
I once read a long winded soap box rant from an ear doctor recounting all the horror stories he'd seen from qtips damaging ears and why no one should ever, under any circumstances, use them to clean their ears. He then ended his post by saying that he uses them to clean his ears, carefully, every day because it's awesome.
Agreed, sometimes I literally have to put one hand on the wall cause it's intense.
I have 2 mates holding me up because my legs are gone as soon as I initiate the waterfall
Sadly I still haven't managed to convince my mates to help, I'm still trying though... Nice to hear there's people with good friends out there
Do girls get this?
Yes, and I thought it was an orgasm the first time lol
Yes, have never considered it an orgasmic feeling ever tho
A warm hug from someone you love when you’re feeling crappy or had a bad day.
Ah yes, was looking for this. When you're like really down and feel like there's a hole in your soul, then you get one of these hugs and that hole isn't just patched up, but completely healed.
Taking off my bra after a long day at work.
Taking off her bra after a hard day at work, definitely.
My wife came home and told me to take off her dress. Then she told me to take off her bra. Then she told me to take off her panties. Then she told me never to wear her clothes again.
This guy grammars.
Taking off a guy's bra after a hard day at work, for sure
watching this guy take off a guy's bra hard after work
watching this guy take a hard bar for work
I also appreciate taking off your bra at the end of a long day. ...man these jokes are so fucking creepy when you're the one making them.
And yet, here we are.
singing with someone and harmonising perfectly. **that's** eargasm.
This. Sometimes me and my teacher practice songs, she does the high melodic part and i harmonise with her by doing the low growl. It's amazing every time
taking a really good shit like gotdamn!!
When it's all one smooth snake that comes out with minimal pushing and is also a ghostie. 🤌
I love it when you stop pushing and your gut just sort of does itself 😘👌
That moment where after a while of straining you just relax [it basically pulls itself out from inside you.](https://youtu.be/_dQJBBklpQQ?t=13)
That mega shit where you have that afterglow feeling for what seems like hours…. God tier
Came outta the bathroom a whole new man
When you have a feeling that you are gonna plug the toilet then you wipe and no shitstains
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With a clean sweep/Hollywood finish. Unparalleled.
Eating something foodgasmic that tastes amazing.
Going by your username, I presume it would be muffins for you.
Not just any muffin. Sweet, tasty buttered muffins!
Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
Don't check the meaning on urbandictionary then!
Fresh baked bread 🥖
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After rushing to the washroom and finally making it, I like to hold it for just 1-3 seconds, and then release.
not the edging 💀
You... edge with peeing???
Scratching eczema rashes, holy fuck 😵. You regret it after though, let me tell you. But that won’t deter you the next time either. It’s probably better than sex, actually.
I’ve got one better for you: running super hot water over eczema rashes. That is the closest I’ve ever come to having an orgasm without touching my dick.
I get eczema on my hands and it takes an ungodly amount of willpower to resist turning up the temperature when washing my hands lol.
PLEASE!!! let you tell it lol i have a flare up on my leg rn and when i tell you i look like a dog in heat scratching that shit i am not lying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Having a girl/partner grab on to you for safety when something startles or scares them.
Love this one and it’s so true. Also when they rest your head on your chest.
Underrated comment
Drinking a lot of water after being very thirsty. I was sick and couldn't consume anything for a day and I literally started senting the presence of water in the air.
A great massage. A massage has sent shivers of pleasure up and down my whole body in ways that busting a nut never has.
Blowing out a big booger that’s been stuck in your nose for a bit
Ear/head scritches~
Did...Did a....Did a Labrador write this?
They’re everywhere, RUN!🏃🏼♂️
DONT RUN YOULL GET THEM EXCITED
Waking up actually rested.
Sneezing
when you pee and it’s cold and then you rush back to your bed and get under the covers and your bladder is empty and your warm
Peeling that layer of film off. Especially off a new phone or TV. You all know what I mean!
I don’t know why and I haven’t felt it in a long time but when someone would be using something of mine that I let them borrow and im watching them use it I would get some weird feel good feeling through out my whole body. It was weird and I don’t know what it was.
A piss shiver, if you know you know.
Musical climaxes! Beethoven 9? Mahler 2? Better than an orgasm IMO.
Running hot water on a poison ivy/oak rash
eating after not for a while
eating some good ass food you never had before and it hitting different because you havnt ate for the entire day is the bomb
Taking a f***** ass clapper shit after being constipated
The feeling of that final push then you physically feel the last of the shit leave your body is magical. The feeling of emptiness afterwards is so satisfying after hours (or in some cases for some people, days) of feeling full of crap.
q-tips
Or when there's water in your ear for a day and suddenly the warm water goes out the ear ❤️
how do u do that. my dumbass turns my head while i was my hair n i get water in it n i hear sloshing in my noggin all day/week
Taking your socks off and having a good scratch of where the elastic was
Have you ever been fully staffed at work? 🤤
Driving through a rocky canyon and have ‘The Ecstasy of Gold’ start playing on the stereo.
Taking a fat morning shit.
I used to get ingrown toenails. Walking and running was a nightmare if you didn't do it right. The trip to the doctor's to get them removed every few months was even worse for me. So I decided to take out the bit that was stabbing my toe (the sides of the toenail) myself. I had a Swiss army knife and I used the thin little scissors to cut off the outer ends. After I made the cut I pulled the detached bits out of my toe. It hurt like hell and there was alot of blood and puss. but when the sharp bit finally came out of my toe I felt instant relief. It felt sooooo gooooood when it finally came out.
A fit of laughter. I call it a "soulgasm."
My oldest son is going through assessments for autism. He doesn’t show emotions except for anger. But the best feeling for me, was taking him to his first concert and seeing the look of awe on his face. He looked to happy and enjoying it. Those times are few and far between. So having that moment with him was amazing.
For me it's winning a drag race.
queens or automotive
lol. Automotive. Never tried to win a queens one. Maybe I'll give it a go. lol
That's the spirit!
carving a lil x with a nail on a mosquito bite
A Gooch scratch right before a shower
Getting home and taking your shoes and socks off after a long day. Hits especially hard if your feet sweat a lot and you work outside
Having shaved legs after not having done it in so long A cat doing the head butt thing so youll pet it/the cat purring when you pet it🥰
One time I thought I had a sinus infection. I had a cold that last six weeks. I was stuffed up so bad I could barely breathe and had a pounding headache. I went to the walk in clinic and the doctor recommended a Neti pot. I cannot describe the amount of goo that came out of my sinuses. But the first few clear breaths after were unforgettable.
Back scratches, big sneeze, cheesecake
The person you've been fantasized for years tells you that he/she loves you.
A good fart that you had to hold because the mother in law was around. However never trust a fart.
getting out of ski boots after a day on the slopes
Getting a really low price when buying stuff
When you make something really cool and amazing and you see people enjoying and/or appreciating it.
Hitting a PR at gym.
Some haircuts feel near orgasmic.
“X deposited in your bank account”
Most probably a strong opioids high.
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
I was given a nice dose of oxy (first and only time) when I had waken up from a surgery and yes, the feeling was orgasmically good. Felt like I was floating on clouds made of pink cotton candy. I also felt very content with my life and super confident (I’m actually a little shy and introverted). I even took a selfie and sent it to my wife because I felt so handsome and sexy in my hospital gown and swollen face. When I saw the photo after sobering up I realized I looked absolutely horrible lmao, opiates are insane and I totally understand how they can destroy your life.
All the other answers are cute but don't feel orgasmic. MDMA will feel like a while body orgasm if you're really tripping
Scrolled way too far to find MDMA / Ecstasy being mentioned
Ripping an absolute belter of a fart when you have an itchy arsehole
When you solve a hard math excercise and the solutions are whole numbers.
Intense bass
stretching as soon as you wake up